Am I on Bloor St. in downtown Toronto or am I in sunny Adelaide
Australia?
Come on you fatsack blowhard - probe this port with that anteater nose
of yours.
Stick it all the way up to the brown, and tell Usenet once and for all
you have the internet skills of Lamey in a thong.
If *I* ever hear you bawling about knowing where anyone is I'll send
my Jack Russell terrier down to Wala Wala to plaster posters of
hippy_1.jpg from ass to elbow.
--
Wassat? No sign of a reply from Diaperboi?
SPNAK!
--
Master of Puppets Be proud of what's in your trousers
DENSA Life Achievement � Am I the only one with half a brain?
>Where am I now F<WHACK>
Woo, seems I struck a nerve! I'm not sure who this little pecker is,
but he sure is frothin off at the mouth about something...maybe I
fucked his sister or something...*shrugs*...well, regardless, I'm far
too busy to bother with such meaningless tripe at the moment. As
obsessed as he seems to be though I don't think that'll post as much
of a problem since he'll probably keep doing this bullshit for weeks
on end, so there's plenty of time to smack him around for shits and
giggles at a later date. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> Wassat? No sign of a reply fro<WHACK>
Did anyone else notice that he made his post not even TEN MINUTES
after the original? LOL, talk about not havin a life, this poor fool
apparently sits up at the computer for days on end, constantly
hammering the refresh button. *snicker* Looks like he's pwned in
pretty much every other direction imaginable. The sloppy little
goober is on such a tight leash that he responds to every post you
make within TEN MINUTES! And if he can't, apparently he starts
"spankin" himself off over it...which is pretty gawd damn creepy if ya
ask me, but then this *IS* Tom "Baby Fucker" Evans we're talkin about.
So you don't have the tactics Diaperboi. *nod*
Couldn't probe a port if your job depended on it.
Fail!!!!
Evans kicks your humungous ass repeatedly.
What you hit is your mom's fridge again you fatsack loser unable to probe
anything but your own poopshute.
Too gutless to admit you're 100 bricks shrt of a load - great tactics
Diaperboi!!!!
Fail!
--
"I do graphics for Wal*Mart" -- Matthew Moulton lying for Wal*Mart
You are tom evans, the one trick pony.
>Flail!
I fixed yer typo. Please continue to tantrum like you are, it's
terribly amusing. Hell, yer so owned I bet I don't even need to reply
at all to keep you frothing on about me in a retarded stupor. LOL
*yanks real hard on yer leash*
Let's hear you yelp again, Yappy!
Oh look, there's little miss blow hard, making impotent RL threats
again cause she's too much of a PUSSY to handle herself online. LOL
I'm not sure what the retard thinks he would accomplish though, even
if he did magically grow some balls, I mean plastering up pictures of
me from my highschool homecoming week taken for my junior year
yearbook seems pretty, well...fuckin stupid. But then I guess you'd
have to be, to be such a gutless fuckin PUSSY in the first place.
I really wish he did have the balls to try, like he used to do to his
local government...right before they locked him up for ten years
behind bars. LOL, apparently he's learned his lesson, but he's still
making the threats. He's all yap and no bite. Just a great big PUSSY
any way you want to look at it. He's a PUSSY for wanting to go RL and
he's a PUSSY for not being able to even make good on his RL stupidity.
Basically a double PUSSY, fucked in the mouth and fucked in the ass,
by some big, burly, sweat stained, shit covered cell mate that he was
forced to date during his time behind bars. LOL
Why are you still a virgin at your age?
Erectile malfunction?
Too long - too boring, not worth reading- deleted.
Thanks for taking valuable time out of your
otherwise boring evening to author up more
proof you have no nads or "tactics"
"Fat 'Diddler' Matter tactics" = BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHA
>In article <v3meg5t7gkvcaa468...@4ax.com>,
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:01:03 -0800 (PST), "Probe my ports Diaperboi!"
>><irrit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Where am I now Fat Matter?
>>>
>>>Am I on Bloor St. in downtown Toronto or am I in sunny Adelaide
>>>Australia?
>>>
>>>Come on you fatsack blowhard - probe this port with that anteater nose
>>>of yours.
>>>Stick it all the way up to the brown, and tell Usenet once and for all
>>>you have the internet skills of Lamey in a thong.
>>>
>>>
>>>If *I* ever hear you bawling about knowing where anyone is I'll send
>>>my Jack Russell terrier down to Wala Wala to plaster posters of
>>>hippy_1.jpg from ass to elbow.
>>
>>Oh look,
>
>Too long - too boring, not worth reading- deleted.
>
> Thanks for taking valuable time out of your
> otherwise boring evening to author up more
> proof you have no nads or "tactics"
>
> "Fat 'Diddler' Matter tactics" = BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHA
And your tactics are to post RL info and leg hump anyone who does the
work for you.
Typical Canadian.
No wit.
Funny how all kinds communicate with me on usenet, yet no one does
with you.
Why is that ya one trick, post humping, goal sucking KanaDUH nitwit?
>>Why are you still a virgin at your age?
>Erectile malfunction
Ouch, that must suck. So it's true then, about how I said you were
impotent. LOL
riiight,
Those "communicators"
Diaperboi
%
bobandcarole
Face it Anton - you're a lowlife.
LOL
>>Why are you still a virgin at your age Diaperboi?
>
>>Erectile malfunction?
>
>impotent.
Ahhh, thanks for being honest.
ROFL
>In article <4pagg5hh1255uoif0...@4ax.com>,
>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:41 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>>>>
>>
>>
>>Funny how all kinds communicate with me on usenet, yet no one does
>>with you.
>
>
>riiight,
>
>Those "communicators"
> Diaperboi
> %
> bobandcarole
>
>Face it Anton - you're a lowlife.
>
>LOL
Say's a wrinkled up old goal sucking has been..
LOL
You try so hard to act like some uselessnet guru and everyone either
laffs at you or ignores you...BWAHA!!!!
>In article <6qrgg511r6pivkegr...@4ax.com>,
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:07 +0000 (UTC) Mad as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>
>>>Why are you still a virgin at your age Diaperboi?
>>
>>>Erectile malfunction?
>>
>>impotent.
>
>
>Ah<SLAP>
Are you whining again?
>>>Erectile malfunction?
>> I'm terribly impotent.
Ahhh, thanks for being honest.
--
> I like to molest children you know.
That's great Tom, now why don't you go die in a fire.
Tony, you're just boring.
That "BWAHA" was totally fake 'cuz you're not in the least funny.
Did you make it past grade 10?
Don't *force* yourself back into my killfile.
Pick up the pace or it's there you go, even Diaperboi has more
entertainment value that you.
Have you *ever* done anything original?
warning #2 - for boredom ----------->killfile alert
Apparently so Diaperboi. You're a Wal*Mart employee you say?
>Have I *ever* done anything original?
No, not really, you pretty much just Google dive for severely out of
date lames that already got ripped apart in 38 different
directions...and then you make impotent RL threats and start crying.
That's pretty much it. Yer basically a one-trick lame artist, Tom.
...oh and you like molesting children. It gives me a warm fuzzy
feeling though, knowing that any potential employers, friends, family,
etc who look up your name in Google are going to know right away that
you're a child abuser. ^__^
> Apparently I was raped as a child...at least, that's my excuse for
> raping children myself.
I think you better work on that, Fumbles. I don't think it's going to
make a very good defense in court.
> Here's a picture of me:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Tom_Evans.jpg
>
> Niiiiiiiiiice.
...looks pretty damn nasty to me, Tommy Boi. You certainly do look
like a child rapist though.
>In article <rptgg55vji36v8lc2...@4ax.com>,
>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:55:25 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <4pagg5hh1255uoif0...@4ax.com>,
>>>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:41 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Funny how all kinds communicate with me on usenet, yet no one does
>>>>with you.
>>>
>>>
>>>riiight,
>>>
>>>Those "communicators"
>>> Diaperboi
>>> %
>>> bobandcarole
>>>
>>>Face it Anton - you're a lowlife.
>>>
>>>LOL
>>
>>
>>Say's a wrinkled up old goal sucking has been..
>>
>>LOL
>>
>>You try so hard to act like some uselessnet guru and everyone either
>>laffs at you or ignores you...BWAHA!!!!
>
>
>Tony, you're just boring.
Just enough to keep you running back for more.
>
>That "BWAHA" was totally fake 'cuz you're not in the least funny.
> Did you make it past grade 10?
>
> Don't *force* yourself back into my killfile.
You mean you might run and hide again?
Hatter will be the only person on usenet left talking to you.
LOL
>
>Pick up the pace or it's there you go, even Diaperboi has more
>entertainment value that you.
Looks like I win again, coward. I'll be waiting for round 3.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
>In article <attgg51sogbcc65d6...@4ax.com>,
>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:57:35 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <6qrgg511r6pivkegr...@4ax.com>,
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:07 +0000 (UTC) Mad as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Why are you still a virgin at your age Diaperboi?
>>>>
>>>>>Erectile malfunction?
>>>>
>>>>impotent.
>>>
>>>
>>>Ah<SLAP><--------stolen from Diaperboi
>>
>>Are you whining again?
>
>
>Have you *ever* done anything original?
>
> warning #2 - for boredom ----------->killfile alert
After you put both of us in there, your usenet days will be over.
Run away again coward.
Behaving nicely Anton. Wonderful progress. Hats off to the "bigs".
Sadly, er no, thankfully, you have no chance of ever being one.
LOL
>I like being a child rapist
>check my new boyfriend and I in diapers
>http://bayimg.com/LaeNjAacn
ROFL - looks like that one hit a nerve...eh Diaperboi
Oh, not a virgin afterall Diaperboi?
I've got you good boi. Never imagined you'd get into line so fast.
You're washed up.
<veg>
>>Loo<SLAP>
You whining again? I'm still waiting for round 3.
You lost the first 2.
>In article <it8hg514k5dg3upc0...@4ax.com>,
>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:57:36 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <attgg51sogbcc65d6...@4ax.com>,
>>>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:57:35 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad
>>>>as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <6qrgg511r6pivkegr...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:02:07 +0000 (UTC) Mad as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why are you still a virgin at your age Diaperboi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Erectile malfunction?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>impotent.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah<SLAP><--------stolen from Diaperboi
>>>>
>>>>Are you whining again?
>>>
>>>
>>>Have you *ever* done anything original?
>>>
>>> warning #2 - for boredom ----------->killfile alert
>>
>>
>>After you put both of us in there, your usenet days will be over.
>>
>>Run away again coward.
>
>
>Behaving nicely Anton. Wonderful progress. Hats off to the "bigs".
>
>Sadly, er no, thankfully, you have no chance of ever being one.
>
>LOL
And you were never and never will be. One trick goal sucker. Did you
see the nice frogging taking place in your name down the road?
LOL
>>Tom Evans is a child rapist.
>ROFL - looks like you hit a nerve and I crapped my pants!
That's okay, Diaperboi, I'm sure you're used to it.
> I was raped by a poodle as a child.. so I'm not ~technically~ a
> virgin diaperboi
Well there's no need to argue semantics, Tom "DiaperBoi" Evans.