I'm the greatest writer who ever lived.
I'd hate to upset Alison and her 24 other Alisons. I'll tell you those
are 25 wild, unpredictable cowboys from out West and they're strapped
to the hilt with weapons. Awl in their mission as protectorate of
little DI.
Alison takes no gruff when it comes to lil' Billy now. She thinks he's
just the cutest boy who ever ever ever ever EVER ever lived. And so do
the other Alisons. You wanna fuck with them I ain't gonna be nowhere
near. You got one perturbed Alison on your hands you got 24 other
perturbed swinging Alisons on your hands.
You don't look at him, you don't talk to him, you don't have nothing
to do with him. If you see them coming you sling your fucking head
down low and do NOT look up. You see what happened to the Oklahoma
Intruder, right? He had a problem following my directions. I don't
think there's anyone here that stupid as he was. Now he has no life.
I think Alison contacted me through one of those junk Yahoo programs
but I accidentally erased the message.
Don't you EVER have any dealings with Alison or little Billy ever.
Alison's fucking hysterical.
http://youtu.be/p9PtpALF_3w
Short clip of lil' Billy