There's this guy who emailed me thousands of times over the years, a
friend actually. He liked to speak of "that guy I don't like." Said
he's deaf and dumb. I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I guess that
guy we mutually don't like got under this guy's skin bigtime, well
mine too.

Then this guy, let's cawl him "Jack" started taking a different turn
on his blasted emails. I won't say exactly what turn, but it was a
direction not to my liking. So I gave Jack fair warning that if he
persisted with his newly-formed abuse in the many, many emails, that I
was gonna banish his ass to email zap land forever.

So what I'm getting at is I told Jack clearly that he had two strikes
against him, and one more strike he wasn't going to get my sugar
anymore. Well whaddya know Jack in his final email to me committed
Strike Three. So after years of pretty decent well very decent emails
he's now in the "never see" Yahoo folder.

Something happened on the set today. And yesterday. Yesterday I
committed Strike One with an action that will go unnamed. And today I
committed Strike Two. Be advised they ante up well over three million
dollars per day per shoot. I think I told you this is bigtime
television here, which you will hopefully discover come Monday when
you will Bow to the Televisions. I've shot around a hundred episodes
so far.

So what happened was today right after the shoot security came up to
me and said, "Scott of course we quake in our boots whenever you're
around because we know about the Wereo and we also know you're the
biggest movie star in the world. But one more instance of 'that thing'
caused by you and we're going to remove you from the set and you not
be invited back to the set anymore to shoot anymore television shows
with us." And I was told this in no uncertain terms by security. And I
apologized and wished them a Happy Thanksgiving and told them I know
how to alleviate the problem and it definately won't happen again on
any of the future television shoots.

As you may imagine it's a bureaucracy that may govern a big time
television show like this. And as you will find out in short order it
doesn't get any bigger than this, than what you about to see and
experience and witness as you behold the Glorious One soon on the
Televisions. God I do feel very bad about what happened today and
yesterday and yes, I do realize the err of my ways. And I don't blame
them one bit for giving me this stern warning because they are correct
100.% It's the bureaucracy, and it's protocol. In fact, the
bureaucracy isn't that much different than a prison bureaucracy? After
all, these are some hard men handing down these orders to me as they
get their uppers watching on the TV monitors on the main control
panels, etc.

So I know how to alleviate the problem and I will alleviate the
problem certainly and without doubt. Because like I said they sink
three million dollars into each episode before they even open the
doors to let everyone into the studio. Of course what is three million
to me but that's just the way it is baby.

Maybe I'm a contestant on my favorite TV show Jeopardy? Yeah right, I
wouldn't last one minute with those well-polished folks unless the two
categories were Nuclear Warrior and California Jam Wereo. Get Ready to
Bow to the Televisions come Monday.