So whose this Bertie the Buttplug guy ?
handgunner
new name ?
Eat Me, Trolls
Not me...if thats what your thinking. Why not get the " Computer Pro "
to track him?
John O
do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there really isn't one, and
they get off by annoying OT groups with piles of nonsense and well-practiced
retorts to their names and actions. They are a special breed of usenet
nutjob.
"Eat Me, Trolls" <slam...@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:0cd04fbd-6d31-4d06...@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
Bertie the Bunyip
a87a-483...@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>
>
> Not me...if thats what your thinking. Why not get the " Computer Pro "
> to track him?
>
Ooow! Kewl!
We're going to play find the Bunyip!
That's my fave.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
c3682a...@k2g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
> new name ?
>
Dunno, wo are your former asswipes?
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:_9qpj.54159$Pv2....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
> There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others just
> like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
> really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles of
> nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions. They
> are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
Very special.
Bertie
Mr. Smartypants
> "John O" <johnospama...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote innews:_9qpj.54159$Pv2....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
>
> > There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others just
> > like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
> > really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles of
> > nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions. They
> > are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>
> Very special.
>
> Bertie
yeh, short bus "special".
Bertie the Bunyip
news:e6645d9e-5da3-4f86...@f10g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> On Feb 3, 2:36 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>> "John O" <johnospama...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote
>> innews:_9qpj.54159$Pv
> 2.3...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
>>
>> > There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others just
>> > like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
>> > really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles
>> > of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions.
>> > They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>
>> Very special.
>>
>> Bertie
>
>
> yeh, short bus "special".
>
>
My bus is huge thenkew milk boi.
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
double secret probation for writing:
Were they the watermelon scented ones?
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
double secret probation for writing:
>"Eat Me, Trolls" <slam...@rogers.com> wrote in news:0cd04fbd-6d31-4d06-
'e's right there ^
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
double secret probation for writing:
>"John O" <johnos...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote in
award winningly special with cherries on top.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:vofcq3djpth21ein3...@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 21:34:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>"Eat Me, Trolls" <slam...@rogers.com> wrote in news:0cd04fbd-6d31-4d06-
>>a87a-483...@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Not me...if thats what your thinking. Why not get the " Computer Pro "
>>> to track him?
>>>
>>
>>Ooow! Kewl!
>>
>>We're going to play find the Bunyip!
>>
>>
>>That's my fave.
>>
>>
>>Bertie
>
> 'e's right there ^
> |
>
We play this every now and again. "He's in Germany! He's in California!
He's in New Jersey! He's in Borneo! He's in Afghanistan!
One guy traced me to his own house.
It's my fave usenet k00k game. Tiem to dust off the old proxies!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:oqfcq3p75c42nu3t3...@4ax.com:
And they don't want to know where i have them hidden.
Bertie
Slipped Moebius
--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9
Slipped Moebius
> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote innews:vofcq3djpth21ein3...@4ax.com:
>
>
>
> > On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 21:34:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
> > double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>a87a-4830b50bf...@s13g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>
> >>> Not me...if thats what your thinking. Why not get the " Computer Pro "
> >>> to track him?
>
> >>Ooow! Kewl!
>
> >>We're going to play find the Bunyip!
>
> >>That's my fave.
>
> >>Bertie
>
> > 'e's right there ^
> > |
>
> We play this every now and again. "He's in Germany! He's in California!
> He's in New Jersey! He's in Borneo! He's in Afghanistan!
>
> One guy traced me to his own house.
>
> It's my fave usenet k00k game. Tiem to dust off the old proxies!
>
--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9
Bertie the Bunyip
news:bd79bf5e-c02f-4942...@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
This is true. I, for one am concerned with my carbon footprint.
Bertie
Clive
"handgunner" <handg...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:d87dc407-7aab-45f4...@k2g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
> new name ?
Sorry, as Brian put it...he came in on my shoe.
If you really want the lowdown (sorry about long link)
http://alt.nntp2http.com/disasters/aviation/2008/01/54f561aa838e415a17b88e3c74f3603f.html
Not the cartoon character...close though.
Sad case really.
-C-
Bertie the Bunyip
Piker.. Whatever that is.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:ivrpj.77166$Kt4....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> "handgunner" <handg...@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:d87dc407-7aab-45f4...@k2g2000hse.googlegroups.com..
> .
>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>> new name ?
>
> Sorry, as Brian put it...he came in on my shoe.
> If you really want the lowdown (sorry about long link)
> http://alt.nntp2http.com/disasters/aviation/2008/01/54f561aa838e415a17b
> 88e3c74f3603f.html Not the cartoon character...close though.
What cartoon character?
> Sad case really.
Aww, you feel sorry for me.
Thats sweet.
Bertie>
Bertie the Bunyip
news:3ofcq3t0k3g51uj7f...@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 21:33:55 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>handgunner <handg...@cox.net> wrote in news:d87dc407-7aab-45f4-a9eb-
>>c3682a...@k2g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>>> new name ?
>>>
>>
>>Dunno, wo are your former asswipes?
>>
>>
>>Bertie
>
> Were they the watermelon scented ones?
>
they don't seem to know.
Bertie
Derek Tearne
> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
> new name ?
Would it be too much to ask for people to just ignore him and let him
dry up and blow away in the wind?
--- Derek
--
Derek Tearne - de...@url.co.nz
Many Hands - Trans Cultural Music from Aotearoa/New Zealand
http://www.manyhands.co.nz/
Eat Me, Trolls
<<Would it be too much to ask for people to just ignore him and let
him
dry up and blow away in the wind?>>
Sure, I'll do that. BUT...Derek...when someones blaming me as if I'm
that asswipe, I get an edge-on.
Bertie the Bunyip
de...@url.co.nz:
> handgunner <handg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>> new name ?
>
> Would it be too much to ask for people to just ignore him and let him
> dry up and blow away in the wind?
>
Mm, that just never seems to work with me..
Tough break.
Bertie
Bertie
>
Derek Tearne
Hey, I wasn't laying blame or mentioning names.
But you know, stamping on it really hard is not the best way to deal
with dog poop on the footpath.
All that achieves is covering the entire footpath with a layer of poop -
which is even more difficult to avoid.
That's all I'm saying.
Gary Rosen
"Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
news:1ibsh8e.eopg0z13r08xrN%de...@url.co.nz...
> handgunner <handg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>> new name ?
>
> Would it be too much to ask for people to just ignore him and let him
> dry up and blow away in the wind?
I don't use my killfile much but these guys went there right quick,
Derek. Makes life much more pleasant :^).
- Gary Rosen
Mike Rieves
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
news:fo5c4d$9qq$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his jollies
from annoying people. I've asked you nicely to stop crossposting to
alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in order, such as sending
complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe losing your ISP will enlighten you
a bit.
Mike Rieves
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
news:fo5fua$hbg$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Then maybe you'd like to avoid multiple footprints on your arse...
Mike Rieves
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
Complaints-To: ab...@databasix.com
Todd H.
> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
> new name ?
Hard to say. But this Bertie and another recent annoyance share
something unusual in common. Namely the following header:
User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25
Best Regards,
--
/"\ ASCII Ribbon Campaign | Todd H
\ / | http://www.toddh.net/
X Promoting good netiquette |
/ \ http://www.toddh.net/netiquette/ | http://myspace.com/bmiawmb
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com>
bloviated:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, dear, me. Yes, I am sure Gary (owner DataBasix) will be ALL over
that. Them alt groups have such a protected status among the NSP (yes
fuckwit, it is an NSP not an ISP). Please to netKKKop me too. I am
sure Robb (owner SharedSecrets) will assist Gary in your netKKKopping
efforts.
Aratzio
>
Ruh Roh Scoobie.
So, cupcake of the week, how do you plan to be placing these
*footprints on his arse*?
"Hit him with your purse, Alice" seems more your style.
Aratzio
>
WOO HOO
Bertie lathers up another n00b!
Brian Running
Oh, way to go, Mike. That's exactly what this newsgroup needs, an
intellectual showdown between you and some head case from
alt.usenet.kooks. This ought to be great.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Vyxpj.68463$_m.2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:fo5c4d$9qq$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> "John O" <johnos...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote in
>> news:_9qpj.54159$Pv2....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
>>
>>> There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others just
>>> like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
>>> really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles
>>> of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions.
>>> They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>
>> Very special.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his
> jollies from annoying people.
Waht's your point?
I've asked you nicely to stop
> crossposting to alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in
> order, such as sending complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe
> losing your ISP will enlighten you a bit.
>
Yes, that always enlitghensn me.
I'm a baaaaad bunyip and need to be punished.
Spnaaaak me!
Bertie
>
>
Bertie the Bunyip
@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:fo5fua$hbg$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> Slipped Moebius <erroneous...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>> news:bd79bf5e-c02f-4942-9bd9-26293f2ca1d3
@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On Feb 3, 2:13 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>>>> "Mr. Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote
>>>> innews:e6645d9e-5da3-4f86-ab74-
0a1af1...@f10g2000hsf.googlegroups.c
>>>> om:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Feb 3, 2:36 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>>>> >> "John O" <johnospama...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote
>>>> >> innews:_9qpj.54159$Pv
>>>> > 2.3...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
>>>>
>>>> >> > There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others
>>>> >> > just like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke,
but
>>>> >> > there really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups
>>>> >> > with piles of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their
names
>>>> >> > and actions. They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>>>
>>>> >> Very special.
>>>>
>>>> >> Bertie
>>>>
>>>> > yeh, short bus "special".
>>>>
>>>> My bus is huge thenkew milk boi.
>>>>
>>> It's not economical to move us all around on one tiny one.
>>>
>>
>> This is true. I, for one am concerned with my carbon footprint.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Then maybe you'd like to avoid multiple footprints on your arse...
>
>
>
Are you threatening me? I am Bertholio..
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:vk7eq3lkh313deno8...@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 23:41:16 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>
>>"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>>news:fo5fua$hbg$6...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> Slipped Moebius <erroneous...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>> news:bd79bf5e-c02f-4942-9bd9-26293f2ca1d3
@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.co
>>> m:
>>>
>>>> On Feb 3, 2:13 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>>>>> "Mr. Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote
>>>>> innews:e6645d9e-5da3-4f86-ab74-
0a1af1...@f10g2000hsf.googlegroup
>>>>> s.c om:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> > On Feb 3, 2:36 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>>>>> >> "John O" <johnospama...@lottaspamheathkit.com> wrote
>>>>> >> innews:_9qpj.54159$Pv
>>>>> > 2.3...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net:
>>>>>
>>>>> >> > There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others
>>>>> >> > just like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke,
>>>>> >> > but there really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT
>>>>> >> > groups with piles of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to
>>>>> >> > their names and actions. They are a special breed of usenet
>>>>> >> > nutjob.
>>>>>
>>>>> >> Very special.
>>>>>
>>>>> >> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> > yeh, short bus "special".
>>>>>
>>>>> My bus is huge thenkew milk boi.
>>>>>
>>>> It's not economical to move us all around on one tiny one.
>>>>
>>>
>>> This is true. I, for one am concerned with my carbon footprint.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>>Then maybe you'd like to avoid multiple footprints on your arse...
>>
>
> Ruh Roh Scoobie.
>
> So, cupcake of the week, how do you plan to be placing these
> *footprints on his arse*?
I kinda doubt his leg is long enough..
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
Are you sure that's the right "ISP", oh clueless one?
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:hp7eq35nucmktb4kh...@4ax.com:
I'm not proud of it. It's kind of a shame to top a dumb animal like
this, but WTF, a Bunyip has to eat.
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
If they are you were knackered at the start.
He is cute in that clueless n00b kinda way. Wonder how long before he
gets Acme Anvil Therapy?
piynuB eht eitreB
news:qZmdnag48ujtEzva...@comcast.com:
Well done.
Congratualtions.
eitreB
Bertie the Bunyip
> handgunner <handg...@cox.net> writes:
>
>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>> new name ?
>
> Hard to say. But this Bertie and another recent annoyance share
> something unusual in common. Namely the following header:
>
> User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25
>
>
> Best Regards,
Now that is a mystery.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:
I'm hopin.
I'm not actually from alt.usenet.kooks though. I'm from alt.fan.bertie-
the-bunyip
Drop by!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9A3A5B66E39C...@127.0.0.1:
> "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com> wrote in
> news:Vyxpj.68463$_m.2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>
>>>> There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others just
>>>> like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
>>>> really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles
>>>> of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions.
>>>> They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>>
>>> Very special.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his
>> jollies from annoying people. I've asked you nicely to stop
>> crossposting to alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in
>> order, such as sending complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe
>> losing your ISP will enlighten you a bit.
>
> He's not going to lose anything. That's why he uses that specific
> provider.
>
> Your e-mail will either be totally ignored or laughed at, and then
> deleted.
>
I think he saves them to laugh at later sometimes. If they're really good.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:7udeq31lr5t8iouoe...@4ax.com:
Well, I like to pace myself.
Bertie
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com> wrote in
> news:Vyxpj.68463$_m.2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>
>>>> like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but there
>>>> really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups with piles
>>>> of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names and actions.
>>>> They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>>
>>> Very special.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his
>> jollies from annoying people. I've asked you nicely to stop
>> crossposting to alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in
>> order, such as sending complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe
>> losing your ISP will enlighten you a bit.
>
And he shouldn't.
> That's why he uses that specific
> provider.
DataBasix protects free speech for anyone who opens an account. No net
abuse allowed, though.
If Mike is smart, he will put Bertie in his killfile and encourage the
rest of the posters in his group to do the same. If they all ignore him,
he'll find his entertainment elsewhere. He's the most good-natured troll
I know.
As it stands right now, however, I suspect that Mike is headed for an
award nomination.
> Your e-mail will either be totally ignored or laughed at, and then
> deleted.
As it should be.
[Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from it.]
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
ni...@databasix.com
Miller's Law: In order to understand what another
person is saying, you must assume that it is true
and try to imagine what it could be true of.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
bloviated:
>Brian Running <brun...@XXameritechXX.net> wrote in news:dgGpj.5873$Ch6.573
I'm from alt.aratzio (I am a top level neener neener)
Don't drop by unless you want to discuss MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
bloviated:
>gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
Poor greg seems to have had a bad netKKKopping experience with
DataBasix
Bertie the Bunyip
Bertie the Bunyip
@mid.individual.net:
>>
>> He's not going to lose anything.
>
> And he shouldn't.
>
>> That's why he uses that specific
>> provider.
>
> DataBasix protects free speech for anyone who opens an account. No net
> abuse allowed, though.
>
> If Mike is smart, he will put Bertie in his killfile and encourage the
> rest of the posters in his group to do the same. If they all ignore
him,
> he'll find his entertainment elsewhere. He's the most good-natured
troll
> I know.
Thenkew. But you must not know me at all if you think a killfile wil do
him any good!
>
> As it stands right now, however, I suspect that Mike is headed for an
> award nomination.
I'll be rooting for him!
>
>> Your e-mail will either be totally ignored or laughed at, and then
>> deleted.
>
> As it should be.
>
> [Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from
it.]
The bastards!
Bertie
>
Bertie the Bunyip
news:fpgeq39vm64rkon7e...@4ax.com:
Goes wihtout saying.
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
bloviated:
>My suggestion is use a kill filter.
PLONK!
Bertie the Bunyip
127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:fo7cvj$gn7$6
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Lions don't go after the big, strong healthy ones. They go after the
> small, weak, sickly ones.
>
Thank you Richard Attenborough.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@news.alt.net:
> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:20:21 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
> My suggestion is use a kill filter.
>
>
Does that suggestion ever owkr with guys like Mike?
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
bloviated:
>"Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60ou30F1rp51iU1
>@mid.individual.net:
>
>> [Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from
>it.]
>
>
>The bastards!
>
>Bertie
>>
How could anyone not appreciate the harmless lil flonkers in their
natural habitat.
That whole fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar thing they do is just so darling.
Aratzio
the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> bloviated:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:fpgeq39vm64rkon7e...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 16:34:08 +0000 (UTC), in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>Brian Running <brun...@XXameritechXX.net> wrote in
>>>news:dgGpj.5873$Ch6.573 @newssvr11.news.prodigy.net:
>>>
>>>>> Then maybe you'd like to avoid multiple footprints on your arse...
>>>>
>>>> Oh, way to go, Mike. That's exactly what this newsgroup needs, an
>>>> intellectual showdown between you and some head case from
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks. This ought to be great.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I'm hopin.
>>> I'm not actually from alt.usenet.kooks though. I'm from
>>> alt.fan.bertie-
>>>the-bunyip
>>>
>>>Drop by!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Bertie
>>
>> I'm from alt.aratzio (I am a top level neener neener)
>>
>> Don't drop by unless you want to discuss MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
>>
>
>Goes wihtout saying.
>
>
>Bertie
It is really all about me. Those that fail to understand face a life
bereft of cool and interesting conversation.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
bloviated:
>gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3A5D372CBCFA7E90087C86051@
Now if we could only get the lambs to stop roasting themselves with a
lovely dill sauce and presenting themselves on a plate with a lovely
spinach salad (hot bacon dressing of course).
Bertie the Bunyip
news:ocieq391hfevdo7kj...@4ax.com:
The flonk roowls.
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
bloviated:
>Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k46d8.6kt.17.1
Sure would suck the fun outta playing whak-a-n00b if it did.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:qhieq3tii164o3fmp...@4ax.com:
But do you serve Biscotti?
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9A3A69DB2809...@127.0.0.1:
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60ou30F1rp51iU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com> wrote in
>>> news:Vyxpj.68463$_m.2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>>>
>>>>>> There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others
>>>>>> just like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but
>>>>>> there really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups
>>>>>> with piles of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names
>>>>>> and actions. They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>>>>
>>>>> Very special.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>> Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his
>>>> jollies from annoying people. I've asked you nicely to stop
>>>> crossposting to alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in
>>>> order, such as sending complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe
>>>> losing your ISP will enlighten you a bit.
>>>
>>> He's not going to lose anything.
>>
>> And he shouldn't.
>>
>>> That's why he uses that specific
>>> provider.
>>
>> DataBasix protects free speech
> [remainder unread]
>
> I'm sick of that abuse-excuse, so save it for somebody who has yet to
> run out of patience for it. Go boil a bunny or a turtle or something.
>
I make no excuse.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:hnieq3t9tgeolbejc...@4ax.com:
Baaaah!
I still hear them in my dreams.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:fo7hb3$r85$6
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> If you feel guilty about it later, you can resolve that by convincing
> yourself that your prey clearly wanted to be taken down because they
> didn't fight back hard enough.
>
Sorry, but you seemn to have that backwards. The ones easiest to kill
are the ones that thrash around in my jaws.
Ever seen a terrier at work?
Bertie
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60ou30F1rp51iU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
>>> "Mike Rieves" <mr...@hotspam.com> wrote in
>>> news:Vyxpj.68463$_m.2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:
>>>
>>>>>> There are (at least) a few groups where these goofs or others
>>>>>> just like them do this stuff. It's like a huge inside joke, but
>>>>>> there really isn't one, and they get off by annoying OT groups
>>>>>> with piles of nonsense and well-practiced retorts to their names
>>>>>> and actions. They are a special breed of usenet nutjob.
>>>>>
>>>>> Very special.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>> Nope, not special at all. You're just another troll who gets his
>>>> jollies from annoying people. I've asked you nicely to stop
>>>> crossposting to alt.guitar.bass. Now more stringent methods are in
>>>> order, such as sending complaints to: ab...@databasix.com. Maybe
>>>> losing your ISP will enlighten you a bit.
>>>
>>> He's not going to lose anything.
>>
>> And he shouldn't.
>>
>>> That's why he uses that specific
>>> provider.
>>
>> DataBasix protects free speech
>
> I'm sick of that abuse-excuse,
It's not an excuse for those who write things they shouldn't write.
There is no excuse for abuse, but someone has to be David Goldberger, or
even the non-abusive will lose their voice.
When Lionel was fucking with me, he did from a DataBasix account--and I
replied to those posts from a DataBasix account. I never considered
trying to put the responsibility for Lionel's actions on Gary, because
it was not his job to put a lid on Lionel, but Lionel's job to exercise
some self-restraint.
> so save it for somebody who has yet to
> run out of patience for it. Go boil a bunny or a turtle or something.
You've made me think it's time to try cannibalism. It occurs to me you'd
be excellent in a red wine sauce, but I'm open to any special preference
you might have. <lights a fire under the stewpot>
Bertie the Bunyip
news:2jjeq350q6ldqcp2s...@4ax.com:
One of the four things in life you can rely on.
Bertie
Daedalus
<rhon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>[Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from it.]
They used to be such a cool band too. What happened?
Jade
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> [Hamster: archive-copy of rejected article
> (alt.guitar.bass,rec.aviation.military,alt.usenet.kooks)] Result: 441
> 437 crosspost violation
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60ou30F1rp51iU1
>> @mid.individual.net:
>>>>
>>>> He's not going to lose anything.
>>>
>>> And he shouldn't.
>>>
>>>> That's why he uses that specific
>>>> provider.
>>>
>>> DataBasix protects free speech for anyone who opens an account. No
>>> net abuse allowed, though.
>>
>>>
>>> If Mike is smart, he will put Bertie in his killfile and encourage
>>> the rest of the posters in his group to do the same. If they all
>>> ignore him, he'll find his entertainment elsewhere. He's the most
>>> good-natured troll I know.
>>
>> Thenkew. But you must not know me at all if you think a killfile wil
>> do him any good!
>
> killfiles. Right? :)
>
>>> As it stands right now, however, I suspect that Mike is headed for
>>> an award nomination.
>>
>> I'll be rooting for him!
>
>
>>>> Your e-mail will either be totally ignored or laughed at, and then
>>>> deleted.
>>>
>>> As it should be.
>>>
>>> [Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from
>>> it.]
>>
>>
>> The bastards!
>
> even though I have to take it out again. Hmmm...I wonder if it'll
> bounce if I set the follow-ups...
And indeed it did.
> Anything to make your life a little
> easier, Mr. Bunyip.
I'm sorry, Bertie. I tried.
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Manicure?
Aratzio
Cheese Danish, warmed to just the point below which the cheese will
burn your mouth.
Daedalus
wrote:
All good usenet demons serve Baphomet or Eris.
Is Biscotti one of those Roman deitieis?
Jade
Aratzio
<ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
Got old and couldn't keep up with Keith Richards anymore.
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60p1e6F1s18o4U1
> @mid.individual.net:
Mmmmmm...DataBasix is a lawful business that provides a lawful service.
As far as I know, it denies service to no one except those who violate
its AUP.
If that were not the case, I might agree with you. But I'm proof
positive that DataBasix does not discriminate on the basis of kookdom.
;)
>>> so save it for somebody who has yet to
>>> run out of patience for it. Go boil a bunny or a turtle or
>>> something.
>>
>> You've made me think it's time to try cannibalism.
>
> You're going to eat your pet rat?
Reyes? He'd hardly make a topping for a canapé .
I was thinking more along the lines of "Greg in Red Wine Sauce" or
perhaps "Greg à L'orange" or maybe even, "Greg Marsala."
Bertie the Bunyip
@mid.individual.net:
's OK once the fish players aren't deprived.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:phmeq3h0ckp91bp4e...@4ax.com:
Got apple? I presume the coffee is fresh. Universe shattering notions
are nothing without good coffee.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@news.alt.net:
> I reckon we'll find out.............
>
>
True enough!
Stay tuned.
Bertie
mariposas rand mair fheal
dont bother
tastes like chicken
arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple
another_recent_annoyance@cesspool
> handgunner <handg...@cox.net> writes:
>
>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes under a
>> new name ?
>
> Hard to say. But this Bertie and another recent annoyance share
> something unusual in common. Namely the following header:
>
> User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25
>
>
> Best Regards,
It ain't me, douchebag. Furthermore, it would be best if you would take
that finger that you are repeatedly pointing at me and stick it up your
ass.
Todd H.
Defensive much? I never even mentioned you by name this time, and
yet my puppetry skills must be improving thanks to the tips posted
here by another.
I never said it was you. Bunny dude's posting style and prefered host
is quite unique from yours, Gary.
I made the observation to facilitate folks filtering out both of ya
goofballs, though. A two-fer if you will.
Have a splendid week. God loves you. I don't. But God does
(credit to Lyle Lovett for the theme).
Best Regards,
--
/"\ ASCII Ribbon Campaign | Todd H
\ / | http://www.toddh.net/
X Promoting good netiquette |
/ \ http://www.toddh.net/netiquette/ | http://myspace.com/bmiawmb
Rhonda Lea Kirk
I thought it tasted like pork.
Isn't that why it's called "long pig"?
> arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
> from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
> sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
> or a babys arm holding an apple
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60p6jjF1rcigcU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
> [shit flushed]
>>>> You've made me think it's time to try cannibalism.
>>>
>>> You're going to eat your pet rat?
>>
>> Reyes? He'd hardly make a topping for a canapé .
>>
>> I was thinking more along the lines of "Greg in Red Wine Sauce" or
>> perhaps "Greg à L'orange" or maybe even, "Greg Marsala."
>
I'm not a rat, ergo, eating rat will not make me a cannibal.
> If
> a rat doesn't provide enough meat for your fat ass, then consider
> eating several of them. HTH!!
I only have one rat, and he's too cute to eat.
mariposas rand mair fheal
gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:mair_fheal-5468B...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:
> Ow, another devastating blow from The Hammer.
>
> ...Getting tired to spewing scatterbrained garbage at the atheists, hon?
tastes like gerbil
mariposas rand mair fheal
mariposas rand mair fheal
"Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> gregvk wrote:
> > "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote in news:60p6jjF1rcigcU1
> > @mid.individual.net:
> >
> > [shit flushed]
> >>>> You've made me think it's time to try cannibalism.
> >>>
> >>> You're going to eat your pet rat?
> >>
> >> Reyes? He'd hardly make a topping for a canapé .
> >>
> >> I was thinking more along the lines of "Greg in Red Wine Sauce" or
> >> perhaps "Greg à L'orange" or maybe even, "Greg Marsala."
> >
> > If you're going to be a cannibal, then you'll need to eat a rat.
>
> I'm not a rat, ergo, eating rat will not make me a cannibal.
>
> > If
> > a rat doesn't provide enough meat for your fat ass, then consider
> > eating several of them. HTH!!
>
> I only have one rat, and he's too cute to eat.
is it named willard? ben?
amy the rat?
Rhonda Lea Kirk
I thought pork was the other pink meat.
> arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
> from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
> sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
> or a babys arm holding an apple
--
mariposas rand mair fheal
depends on how long its been in the refrigerator
its not so good when its paisely
Bertie the Bunyip
news:hvteq3t9f6tbb2i6i...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:20:02 GMT, I found that Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
> wall:
>
>>On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:09:14 -0500, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:20:21 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 23:42:51 -0600, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Mike Rieves"
>>>> <mr...@hotspam.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>>>>>news:fo5ntm$alc$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>> de...@url.co.nz (Derek Tearne) wrote in
>>>>>> news:1ibsh8e.eopg0z13r08xrN% de...@url.co.nz:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> handgunner <handg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is this a new petty annoyance or one of our former asswipes
>>>>>>>> under a new name ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Would it be too much to ask for people to just ignore him and
>>>>>>> let him dry up and blow away in the wind?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mm, that just never seems to work with me..
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tough break.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Complaints-To: ab...@databasix.com
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> WOO HOO
>>>> Bertie lathers up another n00b!
>>>
>>>My suggestion is use a kill filter.
>>
>>PLONK!
>
> PLINK?
PALNK$
Bertie the Bunyip
127.0.0.1:
> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:mair_fheal-5468B...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:
>
> Ow, another devastating blow from The Hammer.
>
> ...Getting tired to spewing scatterbrained garbage at the atheists,
hon?
>
Do they ever?
Bertie
Slipped Moebius
> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote innews:ocieq391hfevdo7kj...@4ax.com:
>
>
>
> > On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 17:12:22 +0000 (UTC), in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA>
> > bloviated:
>
> >>@mid.individual.net:
>
> >>> [Snipped the Flonk because NIN won't allow crossposting to or from
> >>it.]
>
> >>The bastards!
>
>
> > How could anyone not appreciate the harmless lil flonkers in their
> > natural habitat.
>
> > That whole fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar thing they do is just so darling.
>
> The flonk roowls.
>
> Bertie
I don't know about the others, but I'm blushing.
--
Moebius, Slipped
mhm28x9
Bertie the Bunyip
@mid.individual.net:
Now that's just sick.
I like it.
Bertie