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Lord Valve
May 24, 2013, 8:29:11 AM5/24/13
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<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329815/Obama-stretches-terror-definitions-national-security-speech-claims-large-scale-attacks-United-States-9-11.html>
The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
"a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
"a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
that you are resposible for having done so - twice.
Lord Valve
American - reconsidering
Got guns? Probably a pretty good idea to hang on
to 'em...never can tell when one of those non-large-
scale non-terrorist non-attacks might pop up in your
neighborhood, right?
The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
"a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
"a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
that you are resposible for having done so - twice.
Lord Valve
American - reconsidering
Got guns? Probably a pretty good idea to hang on
to 'em...never can tell when one of those non-large-
scale non-terrorist non-attacks might pop up in your
neighborhood, right?
Lord Valve
May 26, 2013, 10:21:24 PM5/26/13
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ROFLMBFAO! Cat got your snotty tongues? Well,
I can't say I blame ya...not much you can say about
this much accuracy in such a small post, eh?
Suffer, bitches. Suffer.
Lord Valve wrote:
> <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329815/Obama-stretches-terror-definitions-national-security-speech-claims-large-scale-attacks-United-States-9-11.html>
>
> The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
> University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
> since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
> the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
> fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
> "a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
> Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
> "a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
> will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
> bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
> similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
> since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
> obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
>
> http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
>
> Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
> Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
> that you are responsible for having done so - twice.
I can't say I blame ya...not much you can say about
this much accuracy in such a small post, eh?
Suffer, bitches. Suffer.
Lord Valve wrote:
> <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329815/Obama-stretches-terror-definitions-national-security-speech-claims-large-scale-attacks-United-States-9-11.html>
>
> The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
> University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
> since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
> the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
> fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
> "a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
> Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
> "a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
> will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
> bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
> similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
> since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
> obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
>
> http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
>
> Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
> Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
RichL
May 26, 2013, 10:50:07 PM5/26/13
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On May 26, 10:21 pm, Lord Valve <detri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> ROFLMBFAO! Cat got your snotty tongues? Well,
> I can't say I blame ya...not much you can say about
> this much accuracy in such a small post, eh?
>
> Suffer, bitches. Suffer.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Lord Valve wrote:
> > <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329815/Obama-stretches-terro...>
> ROFLMBFAO! Cat got your snotty tongues? Well,
> I can't say I blame ya...not much you can say about
> this much accuracy in such a small post, eh?
>
> Suffer, bitches. Suffer.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Lord Valve wrote:
>
> > The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
> > University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
> > since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
> > the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
> > fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
> > "a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
> > Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
> > "a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
> > will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
> > bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
> > similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
> > since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
> > obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
>
> >http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
>
> > Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
> > Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
> > that you are responsible for having done so - twice.
>
> > Lord Valve
> > American - reconsidering
>
> > Got guns? Probably a pretty good idea to hang on
> > to 'em...never can tell when one of those non-large-
> > scale non-terrorist non-attacks might pop up in your
> > neighborhood, right?
Now the poor snot is whining because no one responded to one of his
> > The Asswipe in Chief said in a speech at the National Defense
> > University that "no large-scale attacks" on America have occurred
> > since 9/11. In recognition of this latest round of libspeak/doublethink,
> > the Boston Marathon incident will now be referred to as "an unfortunate
> > fireworks occurance," while the Fort Hood shoot-up will now be called
> > "a bangy-thing oopsie." Continuing in this vein, the attempt by Richard
> > Reid to kill hundreds by downing a US-bound airliner will now be called
> > "a severe case of airborne athlete's foot," while the Benghazi attack
> > will be variously described as a "Las Vegas party opportunity," a "speed
> > bump" or an "unsolicited homosexual advance." Further descriptions of
> > similar jolly happenstance may be found in the 523-page book "Terrorism
> > since 9/11 - the American cases," edited by John Mueller, which can be
> > obtained - free of charge - in its entirety as a .pdf here:
>
> >http://politicalscience.osu.edu/faculty/jmueller/SINCE.pdf
>
> > Remember, AGAtards - YOU elected this sick-ass Chicago
> > Crime-turd, and there are plenty of folks who will remember
> > that you are responsible for having done so - twice.
>
> > Lord Valve
> > American - reconsidering
>
> > Got guns? Probably a pretty good idea to hang on
> > to 'em...never can tell when one of those non-large-
> > scale non-terrorist non-attacks might pop up in your
> > neighborhood, right?
trolls.
Carl
May 28, 2013, 11:01:51 AM5/28/13
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