Democratic National Convention Schedule

[Those Noble Johnny Rebs]

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah
Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:14 PM Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer
4:15 PM Ceremonial "I hate America" led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great
Balls of Fire"
4:49 PM Fund Raising J .Edwards
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival - Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States "Occupyer Choir"
5:50 PM How I Invented The Internet and Global Warming A. Gore
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-
Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:05 PM Real Estate Tips B. Frank
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of THE N.R.A.. Barbara Boxer
10:15 PM Fund Raising Tips G. Clooney
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
11:20 PM How I Killed Bin Laden - B. Hussein Obama
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish,
Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech


Note: There is one omission in the list above.

Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be
in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.
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OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich.

To be decided just before the Convention


































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