Newly discovered element - Governmentium
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science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact,Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element
that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
MANFRED the heat seeking OBOE
Now we know what powers the LIBs.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/420.jpg
with so much mass, no wonder it keeps going, and going, and going...
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wrote:
At last! A truthful post about the functioning of governments.
Now, with your new found knowledge that governments are ponderous bodies,
disabled by huge amounts of inertia, how did the US one orchestrate 911?
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On the contrary, the KKKon$ervative$ are best described above.
However, this really applies to most of them, left, right, or middle. When
they work, it is for their own interests, not ours.