Well, there have not been responses for a while, so I think I'll post the
final (?) list of the Axe in the Head translations. I must express my
gratitude for your enthusiastic response to this silliness of mine. It
<sniff> means so much to me...
This list will be transcribed into my "Book of Knowledge", the compilation
of all the things I know.
(And yes, the Book of Knowledge is a very thin volume...)

English:        Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Bosnian:        boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
French:         Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic:     Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Swedish:        Herrejävlar! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Dutch:          O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Latin:          Meus Deus! Ibi est securis in meus capitalis.
German:         Oh mein Gott, da ist eine Axt in meinem Kopf!
Japanese:       ahh, kamisama! atama ni ono ga aru
Norwegian:      Herre Gud! Jeg har en øks i hodet!
Spanish:        !Dios mio!  !Hay una hacha que esta en mi cabesa!
Hungarian:      Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!

Regards,
Yohaun.

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  \|/           Imagine this living carcass, screaming.                 \|/
-- * --         screaming endlessly into the anechoic void...         -- * --
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