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Evan Lowe

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Dec 23, 2009, 9:46:22 PM12/23/09
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Hi everyone:) I have a question to ask..I'm planning on growing my hair
out, but I'm wondering if there are ways to accelerate the process. My
goal is mid-back length, starting from closely-cropped status. I hear
that it takes a year to get it to six inches, but I'm hoping to get it
past my shoulders by then. I had hair of that length back in high
school, but I have new reasons now. In high school, I grew it out
because I wanted to look cool. It didn't work.

Anyway, any ideas?

Peter H. Coffin

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Dec 23, 2009, 11:30:10 PM12/23/09
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Lots of very small fishing weights.

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moonglow minnow

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:42:01 PM12/24/09
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Peter H. Coffin wrote:

>> Anyway, any ideas?
>
> Lots of very small fishing weights.

Or a small child in the hair yanking stage.

minnow >^..^<
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oonh

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Dec 25, 2009, 1:24:25 AM12/25/09
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Evan Lowe <dl...@webtv.net> wrote:
> Hi everyone:) I have a question to ask..I'm planning on growing my hair
> out, but I'm wondering if there are ways to accelerate the process. My

rogaine. every day. if you can get it in capsule form
all the better.

> goal is mid-back length, starting from closely-cropped status. I hear
> that it takes a year to get it to six inches, but I'm hoping to get it
> past my shoulders by then. I had hair of that length back in high
> school, but I have new reasons now. In high school, I grew it out
> because I wanted to look cool. It didn't work.


if you really want to look cool you'll get a picture of
Martin Van Buren tattooed on your scalp.

oonh

Hetero Tull (N)

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Dec 27, 2009, 1:25:12 AM12/27/09
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smoke pot and hang out everyday and listen to Hawkwind everyday. Not
only will you look cool, you will also BE cool, and FEEL cool.

a year will be like a week so you will have hair down to your ass in
3.

HT(N)

oonh

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Dec 28, 2009, 2:32:10 AM12/28/09
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"Hetero Tull (N)" <anacon...@gmail.com> wrote:

> smoke pot and hang out everyday and listen to Hawkwind everyday. Not
> only will you look cool, you will also BE cool, and FEEL cool.

Your solution to everything is Hawkwind. The global economic crisis...
Hawkwind. The Invasion of New Glazurkistan by Grymbulskini pirates...
Hawkwind. Coronary embolism with myocardial infarction... Hawkwind.

it's like you have a 15-14 track mind, and that's a minus sign.

oonh

Hetero Tull (N)

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:46:33 AM12/28/09
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On 28 Des, 08:32, oonh <o...@ninehells.com> wrote:

well, listening to Hawkwind could solve alot of problems. If only we
all could get together..... share some luvvin and a spliff, enjoy the
music,...

HT(N)

Maxwell Hammer

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Dec 28, 2009, 8:45:16 PM12/28/09
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dl...@webtv.net (Evan Lowe) wrote in news:19875-4B32D5FE-7258
@baytvnwsxa001.msntv.msn.com:

> Anyway, any ideas?
>
>

Eat lots of jello and massage your scalp with earwax.

Max

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whisky-dave

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Jan 4, 2010, 8:29:20 AM1/4/10
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> The best thing you can do when growing your hair is to get
> your diet right. If you make sure your body has all the nutrients it
> needs to grow strong, healthy hair, then it will do so as fast as it is
> naturally able to and the hair that grows will last a long time
> (enabling it to end up longer). In particular, make sure you're
> consuming enough zinc and potassium. Good foods to help with this
> include cucumber, seaweed, oysters, sesame seeds, beef, apricots,
> bananas, potatoes and, you may be pleased to hear, chocolate (not all
> healthy eating has to be hard work).

A girl I know with hair down to her arse has always sworn that Marmite
is the key to her long hair. But be aware that she is a 'dumb' blonde so
maybe it's not just
the hair that Marmite is responsible for ;-)


Elder

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Jan 4, 2010, 12:46:28 PM1/4/10
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In article <hhsqfg$fel$1@qmul>, whisk...@final.front.ear says...

> A girl I know with hair down to her arse has always sworn that Marmite
> is the key to her long hair. But be aware that she is a 'dumb' blonde so
> maybe it's not just
> the hair that Marmite is responsible for ;-)
>
Wouldn't it just pigment blonde hair with a mucky brown tint, or am I
having a blonde moment?
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whisky-dave

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Jan 5, 2010, 8:21:01 AM1/5/10
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"Elder" <carl....@bouncing-czechs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.25ac39cad...@news.individual.net...

> In article <hhsqfg$fel$1@qmul>, whisk...@final.front.ear says...
>> A girl I know with hair down to her arse has always sworn that Marmite
>> is the key to her long hair. But be aware that she is a 'dumb' blonde so
>> maybe it's not just
>> the hair that Marmite is responsible for ;-)
>>
> Wouldn't it just pigment blonde hair with a mucky brown tint, or am I
> having a blonde moment?

Not sure but apparently it's something to do with vitamin B,
but I'm not sure what colours vitamins are Vit C always seems to be a nice
Orange colour.
maybe Vit. B is brown ;-)

TenshiKurai9

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Jan 12, 2010, 8:32:51 PM1/12/10
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What if the problem was a person who refuses to even give Hawkwind a
try?

-TenshiKurai9

Hetero Tull (N)

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Jan 13, 2010, 3:26:12 PM1/13/10
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On 13 Jan, 02:32, TenshiKurai9 <ten...@abyss.ninehells.com> wrote:

Then we would not solve any problems. I guess we could just share the
pot and we could fight over musical differences.... not much use
trying to be a peace maker is it??.

HT (N)..

TenshiKurai9

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Jan 15, 2010, 4:52:12 PM1/15/10
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What if thet're straight-edged and a hater?

-TenshiKurai9

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TenshiKurai9

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Jan 15, 2010, 10:20:06 PM1/15/10
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On 2010-01-16, Maxwell Hammer <Secr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> TenshiKurai9 <ten...@abyss.ninehells.com> wrote in
> news:slrnhl1osc...@abyss.ninehells.com:
> We used to do coke and beat up straight-edgers.

Except Hetero Tull sounds too peaceful to take a cue from you.

-TenshiKurai9, white lines, running through my mind. But these days it
could be adderall going in a kid's nose.

Hetero Tull (N)

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Jan 16, 2010, 2:10:39 PM1/16/10
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On 16 Jan, 04:20, TenshiKurai9 <ten...@abyss.ninehells.com> wrote:

> On 2010-01-16, Maxwell Hammer <Secret...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > TenshiKurai9 <ten...@abyss.ninehells.com> wrote in
> >news:slrnhl1osc...@abyss.ninehells.com:
> >> On 2010-01-13, Hetero Tull (N) <anacondaco...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> On 13 Jan, 02:32, TenshiKurai9 <ten...@abyss.ninehells.com> wrote:
> >>>> On 2009-12-28, Hetero Tull (N) <anacondaco...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> > well, listening to Hawkwind could solve alot of problems. If only
> >>>> > we all could get together..... share some luvvin and a spliff,
> >>>> > enjoy the music,...
>
> >>>> What if the problem was a person who refuses to even give Hawkwind a
> >>>> try?
>
> >>>> -TenshiKurai9
>
> >>> Then we would not solve any problems. I guess we could just share the
> >>> pot and we could fight over musical differences....  not much use
> >>> trying to be a peace maker is it??.
>
> >> What if thet're straight-edged and a hater?  
>
> > We used to do coke and beat up straight-edgers.
>
> Except Hetero Tull sounds too peaceful to take a cue from you.  
>
> -TenshiKurai9, white lines, running through my mind.  But these days it
> could be adderall going in a kid's nose.  


The only reason i am "with" straight edgers is i do not condone heroin
or cocaine. Though the amph. sulphate is OK i guess. I think "cut your
teeth on the speed and pot and THEN you can QUIT cause you WANT and
then be straight edge / hater" etc. Hey all it takes is Free Will
(thats from an old hippy) and then you can Hate (be Straight ) all you
want. Even just fucking HATE Hawkwind (whom i adore and thank the gods
for existing) and their fans like myself, take a cue in a.g. and beat
me up with your damned Cocaine will ye!

HT (N).

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