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sama...@mindspring.com

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oddlystrange wrote:

>IT酬 THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!
>So bust out your personality and tell this newsgroup a little about
yourself.
>-------------- 8< snippy here >8 ------------
>
>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Samantha
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Samantha
>WEB PAGE URL: none
>AGE: 18
>BIRTHDAY: 12/07/80
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: AZ
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Red, curly, slightly layered, about shoulder
length.
>EYE COLOR: Brown/green/purple
>RELIGION: sleep. Sleep really is good enough to count as a religion.
;)
>SIBLINGS: none
>CHILDREN: *shudder*
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: ?
>OCCUPATION: Avoiding school work.
>PETS: 2 cats- Fred, a Siamese, and Smitty, a Maine Coon.
>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Right now, a fairly new Gateway of some sort. At
other times, a Packard Bell Legend 110.
>
>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,
rec.music.tori-amos, alt.books.anne.rice, rec.arts.bodyart, and
occasionally others.
>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC? Hmm... I think I've been
lurking since some time in 1996.
>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Right now, anything that's
an actual thread and doesn't involve trolls.
>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? How else am I going to spend my evenings?
;) Um, but really, it amuses me.
>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The spam and the trolls.
The *incessant* spam and trolls.
>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I guess I'm
probably perky most of the time, but swing into mopiness once in
awhile. I'm either extremely *bounce*y and social or completely
antihumanity.
>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Reading. Lots of reading. I write
occasionally. And I sit and stare blankly at the computer a lot. And
I love to sleep.
>
>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I really don't. It depends entirely
on whether I'm being perky or mopey, and even then it changes.
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Tolerance.
>
>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
POOL:

Stupidity. Ignorance is one thing, but to be stupid is inexcusable.
>
>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can bend my fingers
strangely, which sometimes manages to gross out the people observing.
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I hope to have
graduated college by then. At this point I'm thinking I'd like to be
an English teacher, but that could change if I wake up one morning and
realize that I don't really want to be underappreciated and underpaid.
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU
>POSSESSED: I'd like to be able to sing, but I can't at all.
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My sense of humor.
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My utter apathy,
which sometimes prevents me from doing things that I really ought to
do.
>
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A lamp. My pager. Possibly my keys.
>
>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: No.

Sam
*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*^v^*
"And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames
if you don't keep an eye on them."

Dyann Tomayko

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167.s167.tnt2.rcm.erols.com>, pe...@obscure.org says...

> IT酬 THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

Wheeeeee!

> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:

> YOUR NAME: Dyann
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Madeline
> WEB PAGE URL: http://users.penn.com/~goddess
> AGE: 22
> BIRTHDAY: 12/1/76
> GENDER: female
> LOCATION: DuBois, PA. Actually pronounced "Do Boys" not "Du-bwa"
That should give you an indication...
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Freshly dyed a dark garnet color which glows very
red in sunlight. It's curly and down to the middle of my back.
> EYE COLOR: brown
> RELIGION: lapsed Catholic
> SIBLINGS: Younger sister, Barbra (Bubba)
> CHILDREN: not possible, but even as a child I planned on adopting
(though not any time soon)
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, and rather happy that way.
> OCCUPATION: Registered Respiratory Therapist
> PETS: None. :( I would try to sneak a kitten past the landlord, but
my sister's allergic
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion (sometimes lurk,
often check deja for specifics)
>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
> question): about a year (much of which was spent lurking)
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? This varies often, depending on
my mood.

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Right now, it's about my only link to the world
of goffdom. Yes it's sad, but true (H-S-F)
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: cancels/supersedes. But I just
got a new newsreader...with killfiles!

> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): well, timly once
declared me weird...
>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: sewing, designing, and reading take the
top three.

> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: If at first you don't succeed, eat somthing
then take a nap.
>
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: A willingness to
cooperate.


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

the attitude of "the world owes me something"

> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can pop my hips out of the
sockets. And I can fold up to fit on a bookshelf (I'm 5'11")
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I'm currently plotting for
the next two years...ten is a bit much for me to handle.

>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: A more outgoing attitude.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Being able to stay calm in emergency
situations and devise a logical plan.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I avoid thinking about
unpleasant things.
>
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I dont' have a nightstand, but I do have a lamp,
flashlight, alarm clock, cd's and player, and hair sticks
scattered on the floor.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: "What is something that is totally bizarre,
but given the chance you would still do it in spite of what
people would say or think?" (I would have a sheep for a pet.
Though not in an apartment.)


All done. Do I get a cookie now?


Madeline
---
ShimmerGlimmer of Glittergoth
"Spork, don't fail me now!"
"Any cock-el-doooo!!" --mr.show
http://users.penn.com/~goddess

Yosa

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME:
Yosa
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
Yosa
>WEB PAGE URL
www.cjnetworks.com/~yosa
>AGE:
27
>BIRTHDAY:
02/05
>GENDER:
female
>LOCATION:
Lawrence. Kansas
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:
Red/Auburn- all one length, straight, past my waist
>EYE COLOR:
brown
>RELIGION:
Zen and the art of creating beauty.
>SIBLINGS:
half brother named Orien
>CHILDREN:
nope.
>OCCUPATION:
Costume/Clothing designer/maker for my catalog online.
I also have a few things in a local art gallery, and do volunteer
crisis counseling.
>COMPUTER YOU¹RE ON:
At home- an old 386
At my Sewing Shop- a newer pc clone 233/win98.

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic.fashion, alt.history.costuming, alt.gothic.convergance

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC
Since summer of 1997

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?
Discussions about things- ettiquette, relationships between events

>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?
It keeps my brain alive after reading and answering tons of email. I
read it at first for the information, and now for the people.

>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:
Any thread that generates over 150 posts overnight.

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

I fluxuate between being a low key older goth, and an very perky
corset-wearing velvet-sporting glitter goth.


>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Well, I do the counseling work, which has been incredibly meaningful.
I also make clothes, knit, design, sketch et cetera.
And I am a huge movie buff.

>WHAT¹S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
One World at a TIme.

>WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I can teach 17-19th Century English Dance.


>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Still working doing this that I love. TO be in a stable happy
relationship. Have good friends.


>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:

The ability to write term papers.


>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

ingenuity


>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

low self esteem?
>
>WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
Oh dear, I need to get to my shop and work now...
Let me think quickly- a fishnet neil, lipgloss, a stuffed animal or
two, a couple of kids books, a clock radio...

Thats all for today...

--Yosa
________________________________________________
Wet with spring rain,
my lover finally comes to my poor house
like a woman in love,
under trees of pink blossoms. -Yosano Akiko
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~yosa/index.html

The Evil Chemist

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: John M. VerBurg
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Currently, The Evil Chemist
WEB PAGE URL: someday
AGE: 28
BIRTHDAY: 01/26/70
GENDER: guy
LOCATION: Chicago, IL
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Black, tall Elvis in Windtunnel look.

EYE COLOR: Brown
RELIGION: No religion, just a personal belief system, based largely on
taoism and energy principles. I am looking for a few hundred
followers so I can call it a religion.

SIBLINGS: 3 older sisters, 2 younger brothers
CHILDREN: none that I know of <just kidding>
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: *sob*
OCCUPATION: Analytical Chemist for N*trasweet.
PETS: Black Lab/Boxer with big head named Thor, submissive cat named
Oscar.

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Homebuilt Celeron 333 <currently OC'd to 416MHz, b/c
I need PC100 Memory> 6.4 Gb HD, SB AWE gold soundcard, ATI XPERT@play
AGP2x w/8MB SGRAM, 56K Diamond Supra, ASUS 34x CdRom, crappy 13" PB
maonitor.


ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,

alt.gothic.pretentions, UPG, Misc.health.diabeties, sci.chem,
alt.tasteless.jokes, rec.crafts.metalworking, nanau, that new
overclocking newsgroup, and all the chi.* groups.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): july/august 1994

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

music threads, science threads, good flame wars involving Jeff Boy,
petro, oddly, albatross, nightshade, Carrie, and a number of other
"joyless motherfuckers"


WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

B/c it's my "one stop shopping" Any thought or question, I might have
can be discussed/answered here. The discussions are lively, the flames
intense and witty, the fluff amusing and entertaining. the people here
come from a wide variety of backgrounds and many are experts in their
field. IOW, the number of complete morons is low compared to the rest of
the world.

The people also seem to have the same tastes in music,
and aethetics I do and can realate to alot of things that the rest of
the world find absolutely unimaginable.

Plus, the people dress better, and dance better than the people in
alt.fan.sports.Big10.


WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The fall invasion.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: What's that? If I were to use the
gothcode, I'd be either a fetishgoth/jeans & t-shirt goth/ military
goth/ or antiquity goth depending on where I am going. I am more of a
Jock-goth, drawn to anything that involves intense motion. I engage in
the "goth meodrama" from time to time all in a sort of "tongue in cheek"
sort of way. I'm an explorer and every explorer will find the dead
waters most fascinating. I always loved the music.


WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Northern Shaolin Kung Fu, Reading
scientific stuff, metalworking, electronics/computers, soul
interrogating, making an ass out of myself.

WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I suppose: "to thine own self be true"

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Bigotry.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I can spit a lugie 35ft or more.
I can also crack my toes incessantly

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Have PhD in either Biochemistry or Food Science doing R&D work on yummie
veggie/vegan foods.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: To sing beautifully <or to fly>

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My intensity and focus.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My rage.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I don't have one :(

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

Why do your ' come out as 9's?

jv


UslesBeauT

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Teresa
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Useless on ag, Pollex Xi on the AZGoth list, though I'm
thinking of droping Useless because I'm sick of defending it
WEB PAGE URL members.tripod.com/~UselessBeauty
AGE: 21
BIRTHDAY: 8-18-77
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Tempe Arizona after 21 years in Northern California
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Bouncy black curls to my waist... to my thighs when
wet! I've been known to do the Big Hair thing on ocasion tho
EYE COLOR: hazel, tending to veer to green
RELIGION: scares me
SIBLINGS: a sister (Alice, 28), and a brother (John, 25) deceased siblings
include Alejandrina, Robert, and Eva.
CHILDREN: are not likely in my future
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: it's a stutus thing? *innocent blink* =] (seriously...
cuddling with Pariah)
OCCUPATION: Hoping. (Got me an interview later, wish me luck!)
PETS: Stepowner to Miriya the Emergency Back Up Kitty, she of uter cuteness and
stinky breath
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: A Toshiba Infinia that I bought because it was black. No,
really!

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, and I frequently pop
into various other groups here and there for brief periods (ex:
alt.fan.paul-weller, alt.tv.snl, a bunch of others).

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): started reading somewhere around November 97, but sporadically
untill I delurked in June 98.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Can't really define a type, I've
loved some fluffy posts (limeriks, anyone?) but I've also really liked some of
the more serious ones.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Why do I do anything? *shrug* It gives me something
to do and (usually) there's something worth reading.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: people who insist on feeding trolls
even though they should know better. (I'm curently in rehab... though I think
I'm doing ok.) People with power trips also bother me.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I don't really consider
myself a "Goth's Goth". I've been in and out of the whole thing for about ten
or eleven years now thanks to my brother, and have run with various crowds
(punk, ska, scene rat) but always seem to keep coming back with some shreds of
former groups. I guess you could call me the UN of subcultures. =p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Hobbies...? Well, I want to start painting
again.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I'd rather be seen for what I am, and be alone,
than be seen for what I'm not, and be lonely. (Brock Tully)

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Tie between respect and
humor.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Uhhhmmmm... laziness, because then I'd actually get stuff done.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can recite the alphabet backwards
in under three seconds and I can make three loops with my tongue.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Gads I hate future related
questions. The only thing I can be sure I'll want is to be happy with whatever
it is.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: I wish I were more disciplined.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I'm incredibly two faced. ;-) No, I'd
have to say my ability to use both emotions and logic to try and work out a
situation I'm personally confronted with. The resulting outcome might not
always be easy or happy, but it's almost *always* the best.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My lack of discipline.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:I don't have one. The cupboard on my headboard has a
lot of framed pictures from back home, my jewelery box, a lamp decorated with
cherubs, a Snoopy plantholder with no plant, a stuffed Luna (from Sailor Moon)
and two Rugrats beanies (Chuckie and Reptar!^%#^%#) on it though. =]

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Yes.


~Useless
"everything that gives us pleasure also gives us pain to measure it by, and I
also realize... that all our lives we love illusion, neatly caught between
confusion and the need to know we are alive." (Rz)
members.tripod.com/~UselessBeauty

Christopher Gross

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?
[Close -- my resolution was to not be offline for a week when the next
'scrape started!]

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Christopher Gerard[1] Gross
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Chris; or occasionally, the Slackerdog
AGE: 30 (bleah -- I'm still not used to saying/writing that)
BIRTHDAY: 27 October 1968
GENDER: male
LOCATION: at work in Washington DC; but I now live out in Bethesda MD
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: dark blond/light brown, in a ponytail down to the
small of my back (I'm trying to make up in size what I've lost in
quantity, you see....)
EYE COLOR: blue
RELIGION: I find religions fascinating, but you won't catch me practicing
one!
SIBLINGS: one sister, who lives in Boston and just turned 28
CHILDREN: None, unless someone is REALLY good at keeping secrets
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, and not entirely happy about it
OCCUPATION: I am <ahem> Periodicals Department Collections Services
Coordinator at a medium-sized university library. I do everything from
fixing erroneous catalog records[2] to managing work-study students[3] to
serving as departmental liaison to tech support[4]. I also do a little
freelance research on the side.
PETS: none, though I may let a cat adopt me someday
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: I'm at work, so it's a bland Pentium box without even
a sound card. At home it's an old Mac Centris 610 (upgraded to full 68040)
running OS 8.1. I hope to get a new, up-to-date Mac this year, and maybe
run Linux or some other Unixalike on the side.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: varies; mostly rec.arts.books,
soc.history.moderated, rec.music.industrial, alt.gothic.fashion (not that
I ever put what I learn there to use), rec.arts.sf.written

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): since October 1995, with occasional visits as early as '94

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Threads on any subject as long
as they either attract well-written, thoughtful posts, or are amusing
enough to keep me snarfing coffee on the keyboard. Lately I've only
joined in on historical/political debates -- that's four years of grad
school screaming to get out -- but they aren't the only ones I read.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Scary or silly as this sounds, it feels like
home. (Sure, I'm mostly a lurker; but then, I'm pretty quiet in my real
home too. And I'm not always happy with alt.gothic, but that too is just
like my real home.) A lot of a.g.ers share my interests, and unlike other
groups where this is true, there's enough personal fluff and fun to make
me feel like I actually know you all, or at least the regulars.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The trolls and attacks, of
course. Runner up: the tendency to flame first and ask questions later
bothers me sometimes, even though many of the flames make great reading.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Actually I don't
really consider myself a goth. I just have a lot of the same interests as
many goths, and a certain taste for darkness and mystery in life and art.
I'm on the fringes of the gothic subculture, a friend of gothdom, a
goth-symp if you will.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Now that I think about it, most of what I
call my "hobbies" are really "things that *would* be my hobbies if I had
more time and energy." Most of my scant free time is just spent reading
(mostly fiction of various genres and history), watching movies, listening
to music, and a little light geeking.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Although I try to fight it, all too often
I wind up adhering to Homer Simpson's precept that "Trying is just the
first step to failing."

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Being a good
conversationalist (that's not the most important thing about a person, but
it is something I appreciate a lot).

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Hard to choose ... intolerance, wilful ignorance, or the habit of standing
in front of the Metro doors blocking people getting off the train? Well,
one of the three.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can pronounce the Czech
sound represented by an r with an upside-down caret over it, like in
Antonin Dvorak's name. Czech isn't my native language, so I guess this
counts.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I wish I knew. Whatever
it is, I hope it involves being in a loving relationship and making enough
money that I don't have to worry about every dime I spend.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: Skill? Dancing. Thing? A G3, or else a car -- I don't much
like cars, but it's a pain living in the suburbs without one.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Intelligence, not that that's worth
much....

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Indecisiveness, lack of
focus, trouble following though on things -- all aspects of the same
personality flaw, whatever it would be called.


--Chris

NOTES:
[1] Yes, that's Gerard, not Gerald. It's my dad's name, and he's suffered
through 56 years of people mispronouncing it.
[2] Somewhere I read an estimate that online library catalogs have an
average of 1.4 mistakes per record. I don't know how they determined
this, but I'm willing to believe it.
[3] I'm still trying to find a way of saying "You want to get off your ass
and do a little fucking work, please?" without having it sound judgemental
[4] This means I'm the person who says "Are you sure you're logged on?
Okay then, try restarting the computer" so tech support doesn't have to.

______________________________________________________________________
Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog.
chr...@gwu.edu


benton smith

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Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Benton Greenleaf Collins Smith
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: benton smith, benton, OneBenton, Comparison,
Xonagon.... I just go by the first now.
WEB PAGE URL --none--
AGE: 20, today
BIRTHDAY: 01/07/79
GENDER: ~* checks for dangly bits *~ male.
LOCATION: Lowell, MA United States Of America
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Light brown, I think that I'm actually going
to get around to dying... or I might just shave it all off again.
EYE COLOR: blue-grey. I have a funny brown stripe in the left one.
RELIGION: A dash of this, a dash of that. I don't discuss my spiritual
beliefs. They feel less significant if I go around arguing them.
SIBLINGS: A thirteen year old half-sister who I adore.
CHILDREN: Non-breeder.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Primary relationship is in a dating stage, coming
off a LTR of three years that just got way, way wey to wierd
OCCUPATION: Internet Sales Associate for MediaOne in Chelmsford MA. I
sell cable data to the masses. 1.5Mbps WHEEEEE!!!
PETS: None. I haven't has a pet since I was ten. Thinking of getting a
cat.
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Er, I have 200 Pentium at home with a few bells
and whistles, an very old 486sx running Linux and a Power Mac 6200
which isn't giving me happy mac face right now.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: a.g.f, a.g.p, a fuckload of work
related news (( express.* )), and rec.games.roguelike.*

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your
dick

question): My first post is early 97, but I wasn't reading at the
time, I've been reading on and off due to loss of ISP or unstable
living circumstances since early 98

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Content rich discussions,
and the occasional bit of fiction. I do enjoy reading about other
personal lives... cause I'm a bit of a voyure.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? I feel that I've been reading it long
enough to know the people on it. I enjoy their stories.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Flame, flame, flame. I think
that people have forgot the original commandments of Usenet which
considered flame to be the worst form of net abuse. If I flame, I tend
to do it as gently as possible with as little invective as possible. I
seldom see an original flame. People telling other people that they
are fuckwads is sledom entertaining.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Geek-goth.
Pride-goth. Still-a-baby-goth. I'm not super into the local scene. I
go to Manray maybe once a season with a friend. I'm not plugged into
the boston net.goth community, although I do occasionally sub to the
mailing list when things are dull on a.g.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: I read read read. I write a bit. I veg
on the `puter for hours on end. I like RPGs, but seldom play. I've
wanted to get a bit more domesticated and start exploting my creative
side now that I have more time to myself.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: We are all but shattered faces of the
original divinity. Recognize that in each other.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Understanding of
differences. Open-mindedness. Ability to discuss many subject from
many angles.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Stupidity. I cannot stand people who aren't intelligent.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can talk like a Gremlin.
Hey... It has gotten me laid. ;)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I want to be in a nice
position in the IT field, where I work just enough to support my
outide interests. Maybe someone to share it with. I son't know if I'll
be stable enough even in ten year to want someone in my life all the
time. A nice tight circle of friends.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU

POSSESSED: The ability to draw or paint.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOU: My intellect, and my
willingness to share it with people who want to know.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I don't suffer fools
gladly. My inability to understand people.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Nothing. I haven't even unpacked into my
new home.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: No.

May the One shine on us all, even if we are sad today.

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| on the table, it just screams SEX! | |
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Basingstoke

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> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: I decline to answer on the basis that my parents might be
able to find me. ;)
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Basingstoke/Basinke
WEB PAGE URL: *sigh*
AGE: 21
BIRTHDAY: 08/01/77
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Kansas
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Short, brownish-blackish with red roots and
hightlights.
EYE COLOR: green
RELIGION: eh?
SIBLINGS: two
CHILDREN: don't panic me!
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: *mope*
OCCUPATION: Student/library assistant/housing cooperative manager
PETS: nope.
COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: Sony VAIO

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,
alt.gothic.pretentions, alt.books.poppy-z-brite,
alt.books.cait-r-kiernan, rec.arts.sf.fandom, alt.punk


HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your

dick question): since June 1998

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? The non-troll-flame ones,
unless the troll flames are really the pinnacle of wit.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Why not?

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The nanocephalics of all
kinds.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Cheerful,
pragmatic, aspiring craftygoth.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Zines and independent media of all
kinds. Comics (the good kind, not the superhero shite). Candle
recycling. Making things with safety pins.

WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "Being honest and true is better than
being popular."

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Self-honesty.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: The inability to admit that you might be wrong.

WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Bringing mortals to their
knees with my home cooking.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Enjoying my life.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: Enough concentration and focus to accomplish everything
I NEED to do, rather than just what's interesting.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Generosity.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Uncertain temperament,
which leads to me snapping at people at inopportune (and unpredictable)
times.

WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A massive stack of books, an even more
massive stack of magazines, various clothes and detritus. (My
nightstand is the top of a large clothing chest.)

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Why do frat boys wear shorts in the
wintertime?

Basinke

Storm

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> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Storm
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Storm, Angel Sinner, Sinning Angel
> WEB PAGE URL
> AGE: 21
> BIRTHDAY: 08/05/77
> GENDER: Male
> LOCATION: Brooklyn, NY
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Black, halfway down my back, wavy
> EYE COLOR: green/brown/blue
> RELIGION: Agnostic
> SIBLINGS: younger brother.
> CHILDREN: NONE! ::whew!::
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: some sort of relationship limbo thingie.
> OCCUPATION: Programmer
> PETS: 3 dogs. Sugar, a spaniel/grayhound mix, Spice, a Shephard/Husky mix, and
> the newest additon, Einstein, a 14 week old Black Lab
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: PII/400 w/ a 16 MB RivaTNT card and the SB 128 sound card,
> fully loaded for me to run my VRML :-) ::yay! Im so HAPPY! Happy Happy Joy
> Joy.....::
>
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: AGF, alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.sport.f1,

>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
> question): late summer/early fall 1997
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? *INTERESTING* flame wars, *FUNNY*
> trolls and twits. Some fluff is nice :-)... oh, and MM threads ;-P ::JK!!!::
>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Cuz Im bored ;-P
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The pretentiousness of the group ;-P
> JK.... RATs ASs

>
> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):
> Neo-Victorian-leather-wearing-slave-to-the-grind-suit-and-tie-wearing-with-

> some-influence-from-my-metalhead-years-(i.e. I like harder and heavier goth..)-
> mopey-bouncy-wild-mood-swing-type-artist-goth. ::whew::
>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: cars, formula racing, gaming, reading, writing,
> sketching, bass
>
> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Dont bother the crazy people (then why the hell
> am I *HERE*?)
>
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: intelligence. A really
> good (i.e. sick) sense of humor... somene that can get my unique brand of wit
> ;-P


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

> stupidity. That is the root of the worlds ills.
>
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can consume my weight in coffee
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Living in the lap of luxury.


>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: the ability to write something worth reading.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: my goodnaturedness
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I can be very cold and uncaring
> at times, Ive been told Im aloof, without meaning to be, and I am VERY shy when
> meeting new people.
>
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Several sandcaster and livingstone wolf statues (I
> have a BIG thing for wolves), my remote control for my tv/radio/vcr, a stack of
> CDs, my phone and my cell phone charger.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Yeah, whyd I fill this out? A: Well, I guess it
> must be the narcissitic side of me.


JeanCroix

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pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange) writes:

>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

No resolutions. <Tirade aborted>

>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: I think more and more people are learning it. Eek.

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: JeanCroix (no space or hyphen, so it'll fit on EFnet)

>WEB PAGE URL: homepages.nci2000.net/JeanCroix (needs updating, badly)

>AGE: 26

>BIRTHDAY: 19.05.72

>GENDER: M

>LOCATION: Akron/Canton, Ohio, US

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Black. Shaved on sides, long on top.

>EYE COLOR: Blue.

>RELIGION: SubGenius. Cult of the Invisible Purple Cow on BlackIce's Roof.

>SIBLINGS: Two sisters, both younger, both breeders. (Imagine the pressure!)

>CHILDREN: ...seem to always want me to step on them.

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Enthralled (literally!) by she who is Isis--/nek0--

>OCCUPATION: Engineer, sort of like electrical. I'm too paranoid to mention
my employer by name, but we do lots of military contracting. I currently work
on airplane-mounted night vision targeting systems.

>PETS: Wilhelmina, my tarantula. (Which reminds me, I need to feed her...)

>COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: SparcStation IPX running Solaris CDE 1.0.2

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.slack, alt.folklore.urban,
rec.music.industrial, alt.fan.devo, rec.autos.makers.chrysler, n.a.n-a.*,
and I regularly scan the headers of about 45-odd other froups.

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question): Late summer 1997.

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? I enjoy pretty much everything
except longwinded political debates, which I don't read.

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? In order to communicate with goths. Duh. ;)
I started because I didn't know anyone here when I moved to Ohio, and
I was bored at work, so I started scouting other newsgroups.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The fact that it's included in
every goddamned cancel/supersedes/forge attack anymore.

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): The kind who will
rant about how I hate humanity, but will still hold a door open for them.
I'm grouchy, flippant, crass, and very moody. I can't stand wankery.
And I look good in a skirt, or so I've been told.

>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Geeking, spamfighting, PlayStation,
playing drums (still trying for an actual band), driving and
fixing/restoring my '73 Challenger, moderate comic book collecting,
playing volleyball, playing ice hockey (starting again next fall
after a several-year hiatus).

>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: This week, it's "I am not a fucking
hippy!"

>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Humor. I am
incapable of getting along with those whose sense of humor is missing.

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

The trait of having to meddle in strangers' lives, whether it's through
religion, law, or just getting in my face. Go away and leave me alone.

>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I eat like a bottomless pit,
and never gain any weight. Annoying, huh?

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I have no definite plans,
being that even if I did, I'd probably end up doing something entirely
different anyway.

>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: To be able to write as well as Oonh. Or a turret for my truck.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Ergh, I hate questions like this.
It feels like I'm filling out a college application. I'll say, erm,
my ability to learn things quickly.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My ennui. Sometimes
it seems like I've lost motivation to be creative, and I spend my
life on the PlayStation.

>WHAT'S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A bunch of books, a journal of sorts, the
clock radio, my spiked collar and bondage cuff, a bunch of papers and
post-its, a headboard-mountable lamp (on its side), Blistex.

>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Q:Are we not men?
--
D a.g.s-f: Semper Monemus Sed Non Audiunt, Ergo Lartus E
http://homepages.nci2000.net/JeanCroix Keine Mitleid Fur Die Mehrheit
Only _2433476_ days until X-Day! "Oh my god, Nny killed Kenny! You bast--"
V Ordo Templi Ashus: First SubChurch of Ash, Patron of Shotgun & Chainsaw O

Z

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oddlystrange wrote:
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME:
Drew, surname unpronounceable by humans.
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
blackZ or simply Z
> WEB PAGE URL
www.zenweb.com/pan/z
> AGE:
26
> BIRTHDAY:
09/11/72
> GENDER:
I pee standing up. Usually.
> LOCATION:
Port Huron, MI, an hour from the Land of the Two Rivers and one of the most
toxic places in the Western Hemisphere.
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:
think cue ball, with the occasional wig.
> EYE COLOR:
gas flame blue
> RELIGION:
Chaoist. Official member of 10 religions.
> SIBLINGS:
2 bros. and a sis.
> CHILDREN:
No, and unlikely.
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
Not available. Not looking.
> OCCUPATION:
I make steering wheels, as I feel guilty getting paid for anything I
actually *enjoy* doing.
> PETS:
a couple of spiders in the loo.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON:
Gateway 2K 486/66 running Win95 (it's not mine, thank g*th).

> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
a.g, a.g.m, a.g.a, alt.binaries.slack, alt.culture.electric-midget,
alt.culture.zippies, alt.herve-villechaize.dead.dead.dead,
alt.horror.shub-internet, alt.metaphysics.alchemy, alt.mindmachine,
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers, alt.psionics, alt.rave, alt.slack,
alt.slack.devo, alt.slack.eraserhead, alt.slack.goathead, and
uk.people.gothic. Listed on alt.pave-the-earth in my AOL days.

> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
> question):
Since August '96.

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?
Silk. Spun polyester's pretty durable too. Heh.

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?
Sheer bloody-mindedness. :)

> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:
Its ridiculous volume.

> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):
Went from psychedelic-hippie-spawn to deathcore punk (The Damned, 45 Grave,
Misfits, et al.) as sort of an allergic reaction to tie-dye, eventually
drifted into the antiquitygoth/fetishgoth aesthetic and rode it all the way
to glitter/glam, where I currently reside.
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: painting, writing, exercise, electric bass & music composition, reading, repairing and building various weird machines (incl. computers), clubbing (and actually dancing), recreational theology, sewing, and mucking about on the net.
> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Nothing is true, everything is permissible.

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:
A pulse.

> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:
None. Mutation is good.
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I can do yoga contortions. :)

> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Composing and performing music professionally.

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
A working vehicle (mine died the other day)

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
My ability to learn anything *really* quickly.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
My paranoia/lack of aggression.
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
Nightstand?

> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:
Where'd you get the coconuts?

blackZ <co...@advnet.net>
"Gabba gabba hey." The Ramones
www.zenweb.com/pan/z

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> YOUR NAME: victoria gwaed
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: lilituaeternus
> WEB PAGE URL www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/1342
> AGE: 29
> BIRTHDAY: November 3, 1969 {Scorpio w/ Ares rising}
> GENDER: female
> LOCATION: nobody knows for sure, usually somewhere in and around Nashville TN
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Just went black again, long straight, abused
> EYE COLOR: hazel
> RELIGION: complicated
> SIBLINGS: zilch
> CHILDREN: not as of yet
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: very much taken by nothing
> OCCUPATION: computer geek in training
> PETS: 1 torty cat named Pinkbat who loves to play with whips, rope, and those
little plastic thingies that come off milk jugs.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: various

> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,
uk.people.gothic, alt.gothic.pretentions, various computer related.


>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

> question): since 1995 *just realized my last trip to london was in '94 not 95*
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Let's flame the newbie looser
threads are always a hit. Generally though, it just depends on what catches my
eye.
>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? it's there, it's usually amusing, and it's a great
way to avoid actual work.
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Probably the fact that it seems to
get WAY too large sometimes, of course that is often caused by trolls, hrm...


>
> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I'm a pretty hardcore goth
type (NO, not as in KORN, as in dedicated). It's not that I try to oh-so-goth
all the time, it's more like I can't help it. I dress in the antiquity/fetish
style most often.

> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Painting, working on my web sites, tweaking my
puter, music, sewing, being annoyed.
>
> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "goddamnit! NOW I'm pissed off!"... er...

don't really have a motto, though I am prone to saying "death death death"
when I'm stressed...

>
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Intelligence, not just
being smart... but someone who actually THINKS.


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

> I can't stand anything in the hypocrytical/2 faced department. Honor and
honesty are very important to me.
>
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can do some odd things with my
voice, like that Xena yell or like Roger Waters screech.
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: raising a family. I want to

run a service that provides web hosting out of the basement of the huge house
on a lake that I will then have.

>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: being able to play the violin perfectly
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: intelligence
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: intermitant mental instability
>
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I don't have a nightstand right now, but when I did
it had a candle holder, CD Box, clock, jewlry I was too lazy to put away, and
usualy a cat.

> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: What is the ugliest part of your body?


--
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http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/1342

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__THE PHYSICAL__:

YOUR NAME: Brandon Gregory Kern YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Pariahic WEB PAGE URL
www.angelfire.com/az/pariahic AGE: 24 BIRTHDAY: 06-24-74 GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Tempe, Az CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Long and brown, normally shaved
around sides and back. EYE COLOR: that odd ever changing blue/green/grey
color (what she said) RELIGION: Confused. SIBLINGS: Two. Brother and sister.
CHILDREN: None what-so-ever. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Useless (The girl, not a
statement on my status) OCCUPATION: LAN/WAN analyst for Wells Fargo Bank
PETS: Miriya The Emergency Back-up Kitty COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Dell OptiPlex
GX1 PII 450.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.pretensions,
alt.humor.best-of-usenet, alt.startrek.role-playing, alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer,
rec.arts.comics.dc.universe, alt.horror.cthulhu, alt.tv.magnum-pi,
rec.arts.frp.cyber, and alt.fan.batman. (for now.)

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC?
(aka the "how big is your dickquestion): Since Early '96

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Any comic book related thread.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Sheer tenacity.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Me.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I'm notagoth.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Gaming (computers and RPGs), trashy romance
novels, and CCGs.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "You are what you do when it counts."

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: The ability to keep up.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

The ability to roll your tongue. I can quote statistics that cite this
*mutation* as being responsible for most of the world's ills.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can roll my tounge. (That and
I memorize every song I have ever heard.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Settled down. Wife and kids.
Stable job...Oh, and I want to be a superhero.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: A working computer. (the one I'm on now is at work.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My wit. No, I'm serious. Stop laughing.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My overly active anti-social
tendencies.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Right now, a lamp out in the living room.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Does this post make me look fat?

--
"The world only makes sense www.angelfire.com/az/pariahic
when you force it to." -Batman ICQ:879171
-=Pariahic=- www.dejanews.com/~rpg

Isis--

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:

YOUR NAME: er, no thanks.. starts w/ an A.. if you know me you know it, if
you don't then you don't really need to know.. ;) i go by Isis as much in
real life as on the net..

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Isis-- / nek0-- and other mutations

WEB PAGE URL: http://www.lightstream.net/~malink/websites/

AGE: 18 (blah, yes im young, deal with it heh)

BIRTHDAY: 02/16/80

GENDER: female

LOCATION: unless i've been kidnapped for the holidays, as i have now, i'll
be down at kent state in ohio or lurking around the akron/canton area..
otherwise i'm up on lake erie in the middle of no where..

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: *looks in the mirror* err.. today it seems to have
fading burgandy streaks in it, some black streaks, a bit of purple.. and
some roots that need to be dealt with before i go to wish tonight :p i have
anti-bangs, long hair in the front.. tapered back and shaved underneath..

EYE COLOR: they have been known to be brown and green... any other mixtures
of those two colors as well..

RELIGION: Church of Gerbil (http://www.corg.org)

SIBLINGS: one brother.. or so they say.

CHILDREN: if i ever breed, please shoot me.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: taken by darling fascist bully boy JeanCroix

OCCUPATION: i occasionally do webdesign when i need money, i'll just cop out
and say my occupation is 'student'.

PETS: 1 cat, gizmo, she has her own page...
http://www.lightstream.net/~malink/isis/gizmo/ (feed your poor spider JC ;)

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: er... right now i'm using a winbook laptop.. pentium II
266 32 mb of ram, unfortunately running windows 98. in the other room i have
my main machine, 200 mhz, 64 mb ram, 17 & 21 inch monitors (mmm),
dual-booting redhat and windows 95. also i have a 486 or two, my executive
model commodore 64 ;), and a box of random parts that may someday make a
frankenmachine..

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion occasionally,
alt.slack.binaries

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
question): i used to glance at it every once and a while since 94 or so but
i didn't start actually reading it on a regular basis till a few months ago.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? eh, don't have a favorite really..

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? a distraction whenever IRC gets boring..

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: er... cancel attacks.. heh i guess
thats a usenet complaint but oh well :P

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): i guess if i had to i
could describe myself as being an industio-fetish-goth, i really don't like
swirly etherial music, or black lace and frilly clothes i prefer clothing
made of plastic and metal ;) or i could cop out again and say i'm NotAGoth..

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: i have a horrible badtz-maru addiction.. so i
suppose collecting badtz maru stuff is one of my more obvious hobbies... i
like to paint when i can.. that or writing is what i use to get out my
frustration.. photograpy.. irc etc.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: moderation is for monks

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: computer skills ;) i
guess intelligence/common sense.. not many people have that

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

er... west virginia.. ok maybe that's not a trait but i'd still like it
eliminated, no offense to anyone out there im sure there may be 1 or 2
humans in that state..

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: er.. my right hip seems to be..
i dunno wrong ;) i can bend it in quite the unnatural manner.. nothing you'd
ever notice unless i went out of my way to show you..

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: i'd like to have finished my
comp-sci degree so my job can finance my horrible shoe buying habit..

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: i wish i could play the drums... unfortunately though i can play
a number of other instruments my hands/arms seem to be rythmically impaired
:p

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: last question i answered, heh. my
ability to apply liquid eyeliner with an intention tremor when i forgot to
take my inderal ;) er... no thats not it i guess my ability to overcome
horrible things that have happened or i've done to my life.. :p

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: i'm a bit insecure at
times.. it annoys me severely but it goes away when i haven't been subjected
to my mother she tends to remind me of all my faults :p if you ever see me
at a show in cleveland and i look like i'm trying to make myself implode
just give me a few minutes to return to normal i probably just visited my
family ;)

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: hmm.. right now er, random pictures.. and empty
bottle of sake.. some candles.. dust... some spare spikes.. a few gibson
books and a new copy of 'the artificial kid'.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: hell no this took me long enough ;)

Isis--
-=bow down to the queen of noise=-
eris@-diespammers-lightstream.net

Charlotte Ashley

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oddlystrange (pe...@obscure.org) writes:
>
> The idea is simple: hit the reply button, erase this top part and put in
> answers about yourself in the bottom part. You are by no means required to
> answer everything, hey you¹re not even required to answer at all.

I'll bite... just like every other time. :) It strikes me that anyone who
would care has *read* this eighteen times already....)


>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:

> YOUR NAME: Charlotte Ashley
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Leanan Sidhe
> WEB PAGE URL: My computer is in a box in the basement. On it are the
files for what was going to be my webpage.

I mean, I'm working on it.

> AGE: 19
> BIRTHDAY: Dec. 25th, 1979
GENDER: Reluctantly Female.
LOCATION: An extremely snowey Toronto, Ontario in a house with a
backyard I've never seen.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Brown an' Black; very long and often worn in
braids of different types.

EYE COLOUR: Very dark brown.

RELIGION: Strict Atheism and happy to argue it with anyone. :)

SIBLINGS: Lauren, Camille and Gordon; 16, 12 and 9.

CHILDREN: I wish. Six ones some day, wouldn't that be all nice.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Jason's at school right now, and I make him go. I
also make him do dishes and pick up his socks. Our friends call us
married, but we're not. His parents don't know we live together, and I
hope they don't read this newsgroup. I doubt they know you need a modem
to get online.

OCCUPATION: I drop young children on their heads for a living.

PETS: Marbles is a nutcase that might get called a cat.

COMPUTER I'M ON: Um, some sort of pentium PC. I'm a mac gal meself, but
it's in a box in the basement 'cause it was old and named Flloyd.


> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO I RERAD: rec.games.trading-cards.misc 'cause I'm
a big geek and play l5r too much and 'cause I don't have time for much
else. Also rec.music.folk and red.music.celtic.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING A.G.: A very very long time. Like,
forever man. Not as long as oddly.

>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? In group flame wars and
face-offs between cmu bois. Debates and discussions, politics and
theories. Not. Fluff.

>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? B I can't help it. :) Force of habit, I
guess. And to keep track of people I like.... and because I want to get
into posting regularily again....

>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: that it isn't really
pretentious enough anymore; that you can't get flamed off for slipping up
or for being less than exceptional. I like being kept on my feet, and
being forced to think left I die. It promotes improvement...

> > GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

DESCRIBE WHAT KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: And extremely casual and/or notgoth.
I used to be gother. Now I prefer to dress folk/medeivally... I like that
angle of goth; the pretending/fantasy/out of the ordinary-ness to it,
rather than the dark and the depression.... but I like black.... it's a
good, solid colour that everything looks best in....


WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES: Gaming, writng, creating games, writing comic
books, painting, cchoreographing, thinking, wishing, dreaming and converting.

>
WHAT MOTTO DO YOU ADHERE TO?: I forget. Probably "never do the same
thing twice" or maybe " your "reality" is all lies and popycock and I am
proud to say I have no grasp of it whatsoever!"

WHAT TRAIT DO YOU MOST APPRECIATE IN OTHER PEOPLE?: Open mindedness and
ambition. The drive to be better and want better and do everything. I
hate people who live for the minimum, or who are to lazy to follow their
dreams....

> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Narrow mindedness. People who are unable to dream and fantasise, and
whatever makes them like that. Mundanity?


WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW? Living in a castle in
some green country, with lots of kids and a big garden and a pony. I will
write good books about dreams and encourage other people to do the same.
I will be smiting the forces of the mundane with some sort of self-crafted
magical weapon.

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: I wish I could sing. :(

>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My optimism...
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My laziness...
>


I also have a number of things on my nightstand, but I have to get to work....

Leanan Sidhe


--
Mysterious are thy laws; Someday there will be a webpage...
The vision's finer then the view; Someday....
Her landscape nature never drew
So Fair as Fancy draws.

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oddlystrange wrote in message ...

>IT酬 THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!
>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Jody Reeves
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: jod
>WEB PAGE URL www.mindspring.com/~jodymr
>AGE: 31
>BIRTHDAY: 06/11/67
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: in my dingy cubicle in the Hart Senate Bldg.
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: dark red - at that annoying length where it flips
up at the shoulders. can't >wait for it to finish growing out...
>EYE COLOR: brown
>RELIGION: wiccan
>SIBLINGS: two younger brothers
>CHILDREN: none
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: looking for someone to put up with me ;)
>OCCUPATION: sys admin for a senator. spend most of my days reading email
from people who are >expressing their opinions on the impeachment thing
>PETS: 2 cats, Herman and Tabitha
>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: my new work toy - Compaq EN450, Pentium II with 10G
and, thanks to a mix up in >the ordering dept., 192 RAM
>
>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.tv.xena

>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
>question): winter 1995
>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? I admit, I like the surveys
>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? catch up with what's going on in worlds other
than the political one
>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: trolls

>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): damned if I know
>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: reading - I get into kicks where I have to
study everything I can find >about a particular topic. right now it's
Japanese culture.
>
>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: yeah. ok. right. whatever
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: common sense.

>
>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:
>whining
>
>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: imitating Cartman's voice
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: making lots of dough
showing politicians >how to run effective campaigns over the 'net.

>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED: musical ability
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: keeping a cool head in a crisis
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: temper
>
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I have two - stereo on one; clock radio, lamp
and candleholder on the >other


jod
Slave of the Imperial Senate
"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof." - Cartman

shem...@tampabay.rr.com

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In article <perky-07019...@207-172-62-167.s167.tnt2.rcm.erols.com>,
pe...@obscure.org says...
The web locatation for the
>ansers are: <http://www.kittenlady.com/netscrape>
>
Now THAT I didn't know about :)


>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Sheila
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Sheila Marie, I know, how boring, but it's TOTALLY me
>WEB PAGE URL www.lowlife.com/sheila_marie kinda sucks right now do to it being
>lost :(
>AGE: 25
>BIRTHDAY: 06/20/73
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: Tampa FL
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Arburn, in what was a stacked chin length shorter in
>back bob that is now growing out because I hate the upkeep of short hair (if I
>want the cut to look good, I have to cut it once a month)
>EYE COLOR: pale blue
>RELIGION: recovering Catholic, and the first church of David Bowie (he's God, I
>swear)
>SIBLINGS: 5, 2 brothers, 3 sisters. I didn't actually grow up with them though,
>most were married and out of the house by the time I was born.
>CHILDREN: none
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: marrie
>OCCUPATION: Temp work (writing this on my lunch break of an assignment) I don't
>know what I want to do still, hate retail, hate working in an office, want to
>make a lot of money
>PETS: 3 Cats, Fred, Peanut and Ripley, father, mother and child, who am I to
>break up a family
>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: at this office? No idea, but they run 3.1 on it, and it
>looks old, at home, Greg 3500, upgraded since adding a second soundcard so that
>he can make music. I'd be happy with a basic set up :)
>
>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.fan.david-bowie,
>alt.sewing, and lately I've been subing to all kinds of groups just to see what
>they are about, haven't stayed at very many though
>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC Feb 1997, next month makes 2 years
>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? debates between adults (meaning that
>all parties involved don't resort to petty flames or name calling), polls
>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? I'm addicted
>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: stupidity, especially from regulars,
>but I don't own the group and thus accept it


>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I am not one really. I'm a
>metal chick who thinks that a lot of metal people are mindless dolts who have no
>sence of style. If I HAD to pick, probably in industrial type goth, I get kinda
>angsty ;)
>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: listening to music (YES, its a hobby FOR ME),
>reading news groups, chatting on-line, trying to sew now too
>
>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Fuck it. I am a perfectionist, so I need this to
>remind me that sometimes I can't be perfect, so fuck it :)
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Hrmmmm for them to have
>enough confidence in who they are that they don't need to put on a lot of
>bullshit airs


>
>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

ignorance
>
>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I have no clue
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I don't know. I try not to think
>that far ahead, still just trying to get through today...


>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: a good singing voice
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: being open minded
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: lack of patience
>
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: well, about to move the nightstand into the bedroom,
>it will have casettes on it. The bed has a headboard with shelves, just have
>perfume, and jewlery boxes, a clock and not much else up there.
>
>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: good GAWD no!
>
Sheila Marie

I don't feel like typing my sig file out :P

Ruhiel

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In article <perky-0701990131180001@207-172-62-
167.s167.tnt2.rcm.erols.com>, oddlystrange communicated in grunts and
whistles...

> IT酬 THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Cynthia Miller

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Ruhiel

WEB PAGE URL: http://pages.prodigy.net/ruhiel/enter.htm

AGE: 25

BIRTHDAY: 03/29/73

GENDER: female

LOCATION: Richmond, Va

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Red. Straight shoulder legnth. Very dull.

EYE COLOR: Dark brown.

RELIGION: My own home brew.

SIBLINGS: One step sister and one half brother.

CHILDREN: One, coming to a nursery near you, July 1999.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Avoidable. I don't like them.

OCCUPATION: Laid off and jobless ATM.

PETS: 2 dogs, one cat.

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Compuke Presario.



ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your
dick

question): somewhere in 1996.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Anything with Drama!
Intrigue! Murder! Or just a good flame war.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? The entertainment value, and the fact
that nothing else around stimulates me to think.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Idiots. ("like, is this
like a BBS or a chat room? I need a girlfriend!")



GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Typical perki-
goff.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: ATM, it's anything baby related. Sad,
I know. And finding a job.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Leave well enough alone.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Intelligence.



WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Ignorance.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Putting my legs behind my
head, and my fist in my mouth. (SHUT UP RON!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Paying the bills on
time. (Hey, it's a step up for me.)



WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU

POSSESSED: The ability to control my temper. And some sort of
artistic expression.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I can never answer that
question. Someone on an interview asked yesterday, adn I had no idea
what to say.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Evil foul temper.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Lamp, a bunch if incense, a freesia
scented candle, the ashtray, and a copy of Watership Down.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Will you hire me?

--

~ Ruhiel 668 of Goth
Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem.
What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
http://pages.prodigy.net/ruhiel/enter.htm

Daft743

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Kristy Victoria Keaton
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Kristy. kv. kristyvic. kristyvictoria, etc etc etc.
>AGE: 13
>BIRTHDAY: 10/17/85
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: Memphis, TN. *twitch*
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: It's burgundy. and in a pixy cut.
>EYE COLOR: weird blueish greenish.
>RELIGION: No.
>SIBLINGS: Older brother. 21. Fratboy. enough said.
>CHILDREN: nope.
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: nonexistant.
>OCCUPATION: student.
>PETS: Fluffy the goldfish.
>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Grey desktop. It has windows. Blah.
>
>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.gothic.pretentions,
alt.gothic.convergence.


>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question): been lurking since september of 97.


>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Amusement value, and enlightenment.


>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

the supercede attacks are a bitch.


>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): perkymopeyelfypunkygoth, I
guess.


>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

guitar and bass guitar, computer stuffas, and listening to music.
*ponder* glitterwhoring too, I guess.
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: honesty.


>
>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

>blatant ignorance.
>
>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: pixy stick ultravibration.
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: In college, with maybe a good
part time job.


>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: A good, strong singing voice.
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Umm...
I'm not always really pessimistic?
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My ability to underestimate
things that I shouldn't underestimate.
>
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A bunch of stickers elly sent me, a brochure for
the beinville, a green lava lamp and a box of playing cards.
>

-kristy

Karin K.

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> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

I've given up on new year's resolutions. hell with 'em.

> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Karin Kross
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Karin K., also shonagon in some forums.
> WEB PAGE URL: www.io.com/~karinlee
> AGE: 24
> BIRTHDAY: 11/21/74
> GENDER: female
> LOCATION: Austin, TX

> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Chin-length black, in disarray after an
attempt at the Louise Brooks thing.
> EYE COLOR: Brown
> RELIGION: Yah right.
> SIBLINGS: None
> CHILDREN: None!
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, but no longer bitter about the fact.
> OCCUPATION: Tech writer
> PETS: None.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Home: Dell w/233mHz processor. Work: NEC NT
box. Both pretty spiffy, as far as PCs go. Would prefer a Mac.

> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: None. You think I have enough
time after reading this one? :-)

> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

> question): Lurking regularly and posting occasionally since about
Oct. 1998. Lurking occasionally since sometime in 1996.

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?: Cos I don't have enough to distract me
at work. :-)

> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Flames and trolls.



> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

Romantic-literary-mopey-stealth-goth. In appearance, eminently normal
by day, except maybe for the fact that most of my jeans and shirts are
black. Eveningwear is another matter altogether.

> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Reading, making my dwelling-place a
more interesting place to be, playing computer games.



> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

"Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as
an inexhaustible well, yet everything happens only a certain number of
times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you
remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's
so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your
life without it? Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even
that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps
twenty. And yet it all seems limitless."
--Paul Bowles, "The Sheltering Sky"

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: A particular
kind of wide-ranging, good-humoured, perceptive intelligence.

> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Intolerance.

> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Being a font of trivia,
a jill-of-all-facts and mistress of none.

> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Publishing books,
comics, plays, and poetry, and not tech writing anymore.



> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: Musical talent.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: The brains that I have and
what I've managed to do with them.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I'm overhasty,
slightly paranoid, and I don't know when to shut up.

> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Lamp, clock radio, nail file, water
glass, meds, books.

> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: What's your favourite Tarot card?

as ever,
-klk

-----
Karin L. Kross - kari...@io.com - http://www.io.com/~karinlee
"Start by admitting from cradle to tomb / Isn't that long a stay
Life is a cabaret, old chum / Only a cabaret old chum
And I love a cabaret..." -- from "Cabaret", Kander and Ebb


zoe

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My ego simply will not allow me to miss any of these netscrapes.


> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Zoe
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: zoe. Occasionally Turbo Tramp and the recently
suggested Typhoid Mary after infecting all the Toronto goths *grin*
> WEB PAGE URL http://www.azstarnet.com/~zoe
> AGE: 19
> BIRTHDAY: 5/12/79
> GENDER: hermy
> LOCATION: Tucson, Arizona
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: buzzcut with blood red forelock - think Tank
Girl
> EYE COLOR: green
> RELIGION: I cannot comprehend the existence of any gods but I do not
necessarily deny the existence of *your* gods.

That doesn't stop me from being an officially certified reverend in the
Universal Life Church so if you need to be married or buried - I'm right
here.

In addition I wholeheartedly encourage to worship of Zoe - virgin
sacrifices are encouraged and sluts are enjoyed too. If anyone can find me
a talking Pee Wee Herman doll I will make you a saint.

> SIBLINGS: sister Mischa, brother Reber, brother Patrick
> CHILDREN: if they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: back in the dating game. Woohoo! Now if I could just
convice the straight bois that I'm not a lesbian, and the gay/bi girls that
I'm not a breeder....oh the woes of bisexuality.
> OCCUPATION: Columnist for Starnet Dispatches -
http://www.dispatches.azstarnet.com/ I get paid to write about whatever I
want and have it read by the public. Did I mention that I can telecommute
from home? And that my business cards say "columnist/warrior princess"?
> PETS: cats Nicodemus and Shea who leave enormous, disembowled jackrabbits
outside the front door for me.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: I used to get on my computer quite often. I was
attempting to foster a closer relationship between the two of us, a melding
of flesh and computer and gigeresque biomechanical being was my end dream.
It all ended the day we tumbled off the pedestal and crashed to floor in a
grotesque frescoe of flesh and bits.
>
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.music.thecure,
alt.sysadmin.recovery
>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC Long enough to be able to wax
nostalgic about the good ole days when the group was much smaller and the
regulars all knew and loved each other and the threads were almost entirely
high-content, low-fluff works of wosdom. Flames were kept dampened and used
only when needed rather than when wanted. Trolls were not fed but left to
waste and fade away like Echo. I could talk about the wonderful utopia it
was. But I won't because, truthfully, it was not ~all that and a box of
cloves~
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? I enjoy a good intellectual
thread where people are able to have discussions without it devolving into
personal attacks. I also enjoy good giggle-worthy fluff and polls.
>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because I am so fucking goth. Why else?
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: All the damn babies who whine
about big mean regulars and fascist net cops. Fucking deal.

All the damn regulars who periodically start whining about the death of
a.g. and how it's just a pale shadow of what it used to be. Fucking deal.
A.g. isn't dying and if you don't see anything worthwhile who don't you use
that keyboard in front of you and MAKE it worthwhile.



> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Errr. I'm perky. And
my haircut implies a certain punkyness. If I'm perky and punky then I must
be Punky Brewster.
>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Drawing, gene splicing, dancing, reading,
tramping, psychological manipulation, gathering minions
>
> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: If I believe it, it isn't a lie
>
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Appreciation of Zoe


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: the trait that causes people to wear socks with sandals.
>
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: An excellently realistic
monkey scream
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Fuck me if I know


>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: Mathematical skill.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Choose only one? Are you mad?
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Yeah, like i'm going to
tell *you*
>
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:Lamp, alarm clock, several books, printout of
Ron's "Human Condition", stereo remote, knife, book of Edward Gorey
postcards,
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: I have so many, many questions. Actually
here is one -

WHAT DO I ENJOY MOST ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC THESE DAYS: It is still cycling but
recently there have been more worthwhile posts that actually *say*
something and stay with me when I walk away from the computer. Some people
have put a lot of thought and bits of themselves into what they are writing
and caring about the responses. Seeing that just proves to me that we are
not fading away into the netscape.

Many of my RL friends have been met through alt.gothic, and most of those
who are not on a.g. are on the AZgoth mailing list. It brings me pleasure
to know that a medium stereotyped as a haven for the socially inept and
occupied by dangerous outcasts is actually someplace that has brought me
happiness (and also assured me of places to stay in most cities across the
continent.)

In the same vein...it seems that the cliques are not nearly as bad as they
used to be. I do remember a time when there were iron-clad groups that were
not very accepting of newcomers. I don't see that anymore, hell we've got a
welcoming comittee now.

Oh dear. Look at this. I'm getting serious. What's come over me? I must
solve this immediately. Time to listen to the Dead Milkmen and play Tetris.


zoe

TharnRah

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>>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>>
>>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>>YOUR NAME: No one of Consequence
>>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:Nytwind
>>WEB PAGE URL: Unlike the rest of you motivated bastards, mine has been a
half written heap for the last year and a half. Therefore, I will not divulge
the location of my insult to HTML programming.

>>AGE: 22
>>BIRTHDAY: July 10
>>GENDER:ambiguously male
>>LOCATION: The central pit of ultimate despair, otherwise known as Fort Hood,
Texas
>>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Black...military high fade .
>>EYE COLOR: brown
>>RELIGION: No, thank you
>>SIBLINGS: two younger sisters....we're talking....way
>>CHILDREN: marinated in a nice red wine, preferably
>>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: ambiguously dating (translation: for awhile, I thought
she was a figment of my imagination)
>>OCCUPATION: death dealing psychopath...
No...
Really...
Army, currently as a clerk, regardless of the fact I'm trained as a Chemical
Operations Specialist. Thus, I sit inside all day drinking coffee and playing
with computers rather than grunt, scratch myself, and shoot endangered species.
(Hi Ryan! ;] )
>>PETS: I like them. Preferably behind the ears with lots of nail usage. If
you'd like to go lower than the ears, I'd suggest you discuss your proposed
activities with my pimp.

>
>>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Mine.
>>
>>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>>
>>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.cynicsim, occassionally some of the
physics groups


>>
>>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>>question): I could please a rhinocerous but would fall far short of creating
any friction for an elephant.
In greater reference, I'd have to say my balls are half the size of Oddly's.

>>
>>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?: The ones that make me either
think, laugh, or cry....as an emotional response, not because of stupidity or
blatant ignorance of cognitive thought

>>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

I often ask myself this question...
As yet, I don't think I have a decent answer...
I consider it a form of mental torture, I suppose (No more damned puppy
threads)

>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The next time someone tells the
world just how black their soul is and how bitter a beverage their ichorous
blood would make, I'll point to it and shout, "THIS! THIS IS WHAT I DESPISE!
NOT ONLY ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC, BUT THE INTERNET IN GENERAL!"


>>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>>

>>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): perky and bitter, like a
triple espresso left to settle for more than two weeks of time.

>>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Reading, debating, disconcerting the standards of reality...
Occassionally, breathing.

>>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

"Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion."
-Democritus
>>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: complete, raw,
unadulterated open-mindedness


>>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

>Read the dislikes about alt.gothic...

>>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:

No matter how I'm dressed, no matter what I'm doing, no matter where I
am...'Door to Door Religious Salesmen' will always find me and tell me what's
wrong with my life and how I can saved if I buy some flowers or give them a
cigarette.

>>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Teaching (i.e. corrupting
the minds of young physicists)

>>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>>POSSESSED:

Sanity.
Really...no sarcasm, no jokes.
I'd like to have a psychiatrist tell me I'm within the norm rather than
somewhere on the outer banks.

>>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: my ability to listen to others without
passing judgement or falling asleep

>>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

Complete and utter pessimism....I could really stand to give a genuine smile
from time to time...and not take things on the worst note possible.
>>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
Currently, an empty candlestick holder designed like a cage, a thesaurus, two
ballpoint pens, and a candydish full of condoms. (don't ask)


>>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

In the scheme of the generic political system, do you place yourself in the
right wing, left wing, or moderate?


Nytwind, now available in gelcap


julishka

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i haven't posted much in a while & never that much anyway, but here's
the update for me:

DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: julia
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: julishka (my name in hungarian)
WEB PAGE URL: not yet
AGE: 31
BIRTHDAY: 11/15/67
GENDER: female
LOCATION: boston
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: superfaded color formerly identified as red -
dark brown roots - some grey.
EYE COLOR: Brown
RELIGION: non-practising wiccan, raised protestant (generic)

SIBLINGS: 1 older brother
CHILDREN: nope
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: *sob* -me too! (to steal jv's accurate assessment
of my status as well...)
OCCUPATION: editor/office mgr. with downtown boston consulting firm.
PETS: black/white cat - merlin.

COMPUTER YOU1RE ON: power mac 8500, am about to buy blazing powerbook g3
when i decide between dvd or 20x cd rom.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,
nanau-e, lurk on upg sometimes (during difficult attacks on a.g),
alt.gothic.architecture to see if anyone ever posts there (usually just
architects, although there's an ad for an apartment with a garret in a
medieval building near rome up right now...)

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): july 1997 is when i started reading it, was aware of it since
a bit before c2. 96? 95?

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

i used to look for the squirrily authored threads since those really
made me laugh. for kicks will follow obvious newbie posts to see
creative flames hurled at them & then check back later to see who
survived the heat. boston cleve info, geek threads (i'm a geek
wannabe), art/music/concert threads, some science, the long organized
creative fiction threads/sex olympic type threads. oddly, david gerard,
+ others who seem to accumulate around the "when i was a kidgoth/crusty
goth threads" & ren, individuation, jack - death it's not just for
breakfast; all people i don't _know_ but whose posts i love reading! &
more...

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

i just like it & find it great that people from all over the world can
come here to find like minds & spirits. we may all be different, but
we're all the same, too.


WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: the supercede attack running
rampant & not having upgraded netscape to filter it out.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: vintage goth with indie rock
influences on my down time. not too concerned in keeping up with what
the kids are buying readymade these days.


WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: art history, travel, photography,
pottery, sewing, skiing, astronomy, going to concerts

WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: why is there never enough time to do it
right and always enough time to do it over...

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
POOL:

man's penchant for football & growing neckless/brainless jock beasts

WHAT1S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
i can stand on the knuckles of my toes

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

i want to be a mommy

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: the ability to be organized in an uncluttered sort of way.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: my ankles & wrists.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: my jealousy.

WHAT1S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: glass of water, old oil hurricane lamp,
cassette rack with all my 80's music cassettes, makeup, jewelry,
incense, matches, candles. on the other side of the bed is my clock
radio, cassette player with cd wired in, and antique wooden box
containing all my letters i recieved from childhood through college.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

is mr. bubble goth?

Christopher Anderson

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On Thu, 7 Jan 1999, The Evil Chemist wrote:

> YOUR NAME:

Chris.

> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:

zastur. (occasionally "The Great Pube Dresser," for all you Funker
Vogt fans out there.) ;P

> WEB PAGE URL:

http://www.blood-dance.net/~zastur/

> AGE:

22.

> BIRTHDAY:

4 August 1976.

> GENDER:

Male.

> LOCATION:

New York City.

> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:

Primarily black. However, my roots, which're brown, are starting
to show again, and so is the fuzz on the back of my head that I keep
forgetting to shave off. There is also a reddish gleam to my hair, which
is preseumably a remnant of a previous and long-dead dye job.

> EYE COLOR:

Brown irises, black pupils, white whites.

> RELIGION:

I am a high priest in the Church of Cod.

> SIBLINGS:

One brother, one sister. Brother lives in Michigan and sister
lives in Tennessee.

> CHILDREN:

Be realistic.

> RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

Happily taken.

> OCCUPATION:

Unemployed wanker, but hopefully soon to be an HTML slave.
*crosses fingers*

> PETS:

One kitty, who is currently living with my parents and sister in
Tennessee.

> COMPUTER YOU¹RE ON:

Homebuilt Cyrix 6x86/P133+, 32MB EDO RAM, 2.1GB HD (soon adding an
additional 3.2GB when (if) I (ever) get my stuff back from
vous savez qui.), 12X CDROM drive, Zoom 56k PCI modem, some brandless
32bit sound card, no speakers withi which to hear it, and no connector
cable with which to hear audio CDs on the CDROM drive even if I did
possess speakers. Whee.



> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

alt.food.lutefisk, soc.culture.nordic, the whole 2senet hierarchy,
alt.surrealism, alt.religion.scientology, news.admin.net-abuse.email,
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet, alt.usenet.kooks,
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork, alt.music.the-cure, and occasionally
rec.music.industrial.


> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your
dick" question):

Since January 1996.

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?
>

AGSF, sex, quantum physics. (one-of-these-things does-not-belong
here...)

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Force of habit.

> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

Its large, garish troll target-practice banner, which hangs above
its proverbial door, and a couple of the posters.

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE:

A human one which dresses much less excitingly than he used to.
I've also been known to have a very surreal sense of humour when I'm
around people I'm comfortable being around. I'm also a goth in love, if
that says anything about me. ;)


>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Web design, reading, driving really long distances on really empty
stretches of highway, "dressing pubes," fucking about with Linux, making
my computer do things which it was never intended by the manufacturers to
do, and sex.

> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

More great wisdom from the mind of Kai Schmidt, songwriter for
Funker Vogt: "Shaven cunts fuck much more horny!" ("Shaven" - track 10
on "Execution Tracks")

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Kindness.

> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Religion. It would solve bigotry, territorial disputes, hate, a
lot of violence, approximately 80% of all war, piety, sexism, and being
summoned to the door on a Saturday morning by Jehovah's Witnesses.

> WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:

Crack virtually any joint in my body.

> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Living.

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:

The ability to have multiple orgasms and not konk out after the
first one. Oh, and the ability to properly manage personal finance.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

Unpredictability and surrealism and creativity.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

My obsession with lutefisk, still going strong months after
everyone got sick of my incessant talking about it.

> WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I don't have one :(

I don't either. :/

- chris
ph33r, elitekitten #4.


> > christopher anderson
>>> .moo . ..
>>> ..shine.. *1
>>> http://www.blood-dance.net/~zastur/


elly, Eater of Souls & Darkwave Whore

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: elly rainbow
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: elly, _e, -eloquence-
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.gothic.net/~squee/
AGE: 24
BIRTHDAY: May 14th
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Madison, WI
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: long, straight, almost to my waist,
mostly black except for a couple inches of blondish
roots (i have a box of Amazon Indigo on my bathroom
sink)
EYE COLOR: greenish
RELIGION: uh.
SIBLINGS: Caleb, 22 and Suzanne, 22
CHILDREN: *shudders* no. i will be the eccentric aunt.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: taken, in the biblical sense.
OCCUPATION: grad student in Library and Information Studies,
aka reality-avoidance-at-all-costs (i'm thinking about
doing a PhD too! woo debt!)
PETS: i have a plant. it's barely alive.
COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: Power Macintosh G3 (no, not a brand new
one), 300 mhz, yadda yadda yadda

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion (it's
funny, i subscribe to rec.arts.bodyart and alt.fashion
and alt.support.depression at times, but i never can
keep up, so i always unsubscribe... they're not like
family, i guess...)


HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC
(aka the "how big is your dick question):

unless you're oddly or petro or some others, bigger
than yours.
WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?: uh. because i'm a stalker and i
like to keep track of just what everyone is doing? no,
that's not it. because i want to marry Ron. that's it
for sure.
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: that it's heyday is
long gone, and that the "good" people (whatever that
means) don't ever stay long enough

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): graver,
as it were
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: figuring out how the hell i'm
going to afford grad school and rent and c5, being a
wannabe geek, right now reading fiction while it's still
winter break, collecting obscure darkwave (or whatever
the fuck you want to call it) CDs, torturing the NytPuppy
WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "N is for Neville who died of
ennui."
WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: "getting"
it, e.g. having enough common sense to laugh when i crack
stupid jokes, or something like that. basically, a show
of intelligence that isn't just book-smarts


WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE
GENE POOL:

the frat boy/sorority girl gene.
WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: i can break your
heart in five minutes flat.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: running a "Cyber
Center" or computer-oriented reference area in a library


WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU
WISHED YOU POSSESSED:

the appropriate brain-type to program. i cannae do it,
cap'n!
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: the boy says that it's my
dedication to librarianship and how i really want to
change things. i have a decent amount of intelligence and
a good, sarcastic sense of humour. other people could
answer this much better than i.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: horrid, horrid
impatience, followed easily by fickle flightiness, followed
easily by the way i tend to overreact and make mountains
out of molehills and then get mad at people for thinking
i'm overreacting, oh, and don't forget my tendencies for
emotional masochism, and my shitty self-esteem. bleh. oh
yeah, and my apparent inability to avoid Netscrapes. *sigh*
WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: uh. a lamp, a clock, an Elmo on a train
toy, my retainer (i grind my teeth at night!), _The Bell
Jar_ by Sylvia Plath

ok, that's seriously way too much babbling from me.

-eloquence-

http://www.gothic.net/~squee/
"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies. The chance to begin
again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

Lady Lamia

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Erin
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Lady Lamia
WEB PAGE URL http://members.xoom.com/LadyLamia
AGE: 25
BIRTHDAY: 05/09/73
GENDER: female
LOCATION: near Baltimore, Maryland
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: fading burgundy/brown .... long layers
EYE COLOR: brown
RELIGION: blah
SIBLINGS: Younger sister, Tara - 22
CHILDREN: Do cats count?
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
OCCUPATION: Claims goddess
PETS: 3 cats: Zeus, Odin and Raven
COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: White one

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, balt.jobs,
md.jobs

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): since late winter 1996

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? The flame wars have been
interesting.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Habit, I suppose.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: all the spam and stupid people
lately.


GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Ouchy goth.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Doing webpages ... messing around on
Photoshop

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Intelligence.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
POOL:

Stupidity.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: traveling, being a
computer goddess, being out of debt ....

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: artistic (as in drawing/painting) ability

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My loyalty.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My dark moods.

WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I don't have one. I have a filing cabinet
kind of close to my bed though. It's covered by velvet and has gargoyle
magnets on it. It also has my brushes and a mirror on it.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Nah.

Erin
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Iridescent Maroon Sparkles of Glittergoth ~ Designation 6666969 of Goth
Spirits of the Dead: http://members.xoom.com/LadyLamia
a.g.f. Pages: http://members.xoom.com/LadyLamia/agf_pages/agfpages.html

Gnat

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Gnat. Hopefully to be dealing with real name this year.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Gnat!
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.invisiblerecords.com/gnat/ (outta date, but hey)
AGE: 22
BIRTHDAY: 09/05/76
GENDER: female
LOCATION: South loop, Chicago, under about two feet of snow.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Currently Nuclear Red, pixie cut. Previously
purplish-red (or reddish purple), and next is most likely PINK.
EYE COLOR: Bloo
RELIGION: Self-realized beliefs. I guess the closest organized version of
it is like the Native Americans. My holy land resides in a small
campground in the middle of Wisconsin. Afterlife theories are a bit like
plant-life. Hard to describe!
SIBLINGS: None. Two step-brothers and two step-sisters, but I don't
really know any of them that well.
CHILDREN: None. Haven't made a decision about the "kid" thing yet.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken.
OCCUPATION: Pixel wrangler and "General Chaos Control" for Invisible Records.
PETS: one fluffy kitty, MOSFET, and four potted plants.
COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: FRANKENMAC (also known as "Oversoul Seven"). Powermac
7100/66 with three internal HDs (one mounted on a slab of wood), a 1x
CD-Rom (internal, made external), two monitors (one mac, one something
random), and every-other-SCSI port taken up by some drive or graphics
thing.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,

rec.music.industrial, alt.music.nin, rec.music.artists.kings-x,
chi.forsale

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): Autumn 1993. Ouch.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Stuff dealing with people's
experiences in life, strange stories and antedotes, etc.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? These days, to keep up with how the lives are
going of people I've known online.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The target it seems to be for
troublemakers. Or, the fluff threads that keep GOING and GOING and GOING
and end up being flirting between three or four people for DAYS at a time.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Perkygoff. But if I
really haven't bothered getting dressed up for the club or anything, I
usually end up either looking like a tour roadie (dressed in black, combat
boots, band T-shirt, hooded seatshirt, wool hat...) or a comic book
caracter (miniskirt, platform boots, something sparkly for a top)


WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Kung Fu, home decorating, reading like a
fiend, the zen of Animaniacs marathons

WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "Follow your bliss."

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Accepting other
people as they choose to be.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Lying.

WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can have my cat stand
directly on my bladder and not feel the urge to suddenly run to the
bathroom.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Whatever it is that I find
enjoyable. If that's being a stunt woman for Gillian Anderson, then heck,
I'll prolly be doing that.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: I wish I had continued on with my writing and with my music. I
look back on that and really miss the skills I used to practice.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Responsibility

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I get into ruts with my
life and I can't seem to break my routine I've gotten myself into. It
makes for some non-spontaneous evenings.

WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A clock radio set to NPR (It's the only station
that actually plays music in the mornings). Various lotions and oils and
balms. Whatever book I'm reading. Several stuffed animals (Goofy dressed
in Russian garb, "bondage bunny", a purple dragon, a small teddy bear,
etc)

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: You can only explode once, right?

The KittenLady Stalks At Midnight

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oddlystrange announced:

>

>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

my wha?

>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME:

Ask internic.

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:

Leonora the [insert adjective here] KittenLady

>WEB PAGE URL

http://www.kittenlady.com

newly (sort of!) redone!

>AGE:

18
[This means that people over 21 outside of the tri-state area can now legally
have sex with me. Please note that this is not an option, however.]

>BIRTHDAY:

January 4, 1981.

>GENDER:

Girlish.

>LOCATION:

New York City until next fall.

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:

"Vermillion" red, still short. Staying that way as long as I can get free
haircuts.

>EYE COLOR:

Green/Grey.

>RELIGION:

Let's not talk about this ;)

>SIBLINGS:

15 year old sister (for sale).

>CHILDREN:

*burp*

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

Different from usual.
No you don't know him.

>OCCUPATION:

I go to school and write for a Teen NEwspaper.
I guess that would make me a student.

>PETS:

5 cats. 1 bird.

>COMPUTER YOUąRE ON:

A fairly sucky one. But it allows me to play diablo....

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

alt.gothic
rec.music.industrial
alt.life.sucks.moderated

w00p

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC

Almost 4 years.

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

The ones about music that I like, I guess. I don't (if you hadn't noticed)
really have many conversations on the newsgroup through events out of my control
or something. But I like to put my two cents in about music, even if nobody else
cares.

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

I guess because I'm bored, mostly. Or to procrastinate. Three years ago I read
here for music things that never really appeared...now I don't. Ah, well.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

*One* worst thing, uh huh...

1) People who take themselves too seriously.
2) The fact that things tend to cycle now more than they used to.
3) The Fluff Factor (TM). A little fluff is ok, 50 posts a day threads are
different. Especially when they're very cliquey.

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

I am the kind of goth who always feels underdressed because she spends her money
on CDs instead of clothes, and the one who gets upset when she doesn't know what
the DJ is playing because she KNOWS she has that CD and CAN'T IDENTIFY THE SONG.

And on occasion, I have been known to do a rather good impression of a mopey,
angsty, angry goth. This facet of my personality has been showing up a lot
lately.

>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

I write bad poetry and stories. I guess that's my main hobby. Not that I've been
doing it lately.

>WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

"A quarterback cannot come into his own until he tells his coach to go to Hell.
- Johnny Unitas

"So ever faithful to what I can't quite explain, but there lies what I call
belief." -- Luxt

If you know me, you understand those quotes. If not, I am too lazy to explain.

>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Loyalty. If you're not truly loyal to me, you're not truly my friend. I would
say that loyalty is a part of a larger aspect (maturity).

I recently found out how if people lack the combination of the two, they're not
worth the pain they cause you, because they tend not to care about what they're
doing to you.

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Egoism. When people think only of themselves, and do things that will only
benefit themsleves intentionally bad, bad things happen.

>WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:

I can't explain it. If you see me ask me to do the "arms thing."

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Getting a PhD in something.



>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:

I think it would be nice to have charisma.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

My ability to absord information presented in a textual format. [this does not
include math, numbers =! words to me, sorry]

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

My inability to be objective in manners pertaining to things and people I love.

>WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:

I don't have a nightstand! ;)

>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

Why do I have to go to school tomorrow, mommy?

-Leonora (Mistress of All Evil & Goddess Material :)

- love and hate tattooed across the knuckles of his hands -
- the hands that slap his kids around cause they don't understand -
- http://www.kittenlady.com wench[at]kittenlady.com -

Jack

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oddlystrange wrote in message ...
>IT¹S THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

<snip>


>
>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999:

>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Richard (The last name is somewhat in flux ATM.)

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Jack

>WEB PAGE URL: Don't have one. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

>AGE: 31
>BIRTHDAY: 6/20/67
>GENDER: male
>LOCATION: In front of my computer, in lovely Marinette Wisconsin.
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Light brown, clipped to about an eighth of an
inch.
>EYE COLOR: Sort of hazelish, amberish. It's kinda odd. You sort of have
to see for yourself to get what I'm talking about.
>RELIGION: None. Seriously.
>SIBLINGS: None, so far as I know.
>CHILDREN: None so far.
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken by alt.gothic's own BlackIce.
>OCCUPATION: Fortunately, I don't need to work, which is good since I have a
serious case of CFIDS, and I *can't* work, and won't be able to for a few
more years at least. When I *do* recover, (Keeping fingers crossed on that
one.) I'm going to go back to college for a few years, likely.

>PETS: 3 cats: Jonsie, Francis, and a new addition, Whisper. (The last name
was not my doing, he arrived with it. It definitely does *not* describe in
anyway, shape of form, the *actual* cat in question. I think that there was
a *lot* of wishful thinking going on when that name got picked out.) Also, 1
dog: Gwenny, (Short for something much more dignified.) who is a very bouncy
boxer dog.

>COMPUTER YOU¹RE ON: Pentium-166, with 32 megs of memory, running Win95. It
was put together by Gateway.

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.binaries.gothic, alt.gothic
pretentions, net.config, net.general, net.subculture.usenet,
news.admin.net.abuse.email, and rec.arts.sf.written.

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC

Since the Fall of '96.

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? The kind of threads that never
happen anymore. You know, where the discussion is intelligent, vaguely
on-topic, not filled with unrelated fluff, not done to death, and which
includes some depth and thought?

This is a *bad* time to be asking me this sort of question. I'm pretty fed
up with what alt.gothic has become lately.

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?: Mostly, force of habit, silly sentimentality,
and lack of much else to do that isn't even worse. Plus the fact that I
occasionally still find a decent post, or run into a decent poster, and the
fact that the newsgroup still has a fair number of people left who I'd miss
if I didn't see them anymore.

Note, this is a far different reason than why I *used* to read alt.gothic.
:(

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: that it has to cycleŠ that is my
>swing with athe pendulum fromt aking itself too seriously to not taking
>itself seriously enough and on each swing we lose someone. Someone must be
>sacraficed to the MGB to bring back the balance.

In addition to the stuff I've posted above, what Oddly said above sort of
covers it for me. The turnover, and the gradual decline in the level of
meaningful, intelligent, or truly witty posts, and the sheer size of what
used to be a comfortable group are also things that really suck.

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Post-Punk Wears Black,
80's style goth. Anyone who's not clear on what that means, well... bear in
mind that goth wasn't always about glitter, corsets, frilly lace'n'velvet
clothes, and swirly-girly-twirly music, and used to be a *lot* more closely
related to the punk scene that it originally grew out of.

>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Finding alternate uses for lime, and the
crawl-space under the south-east part of my house.

Seriously, almost *nothing* thrills me these days, so *anything* that I
could think of sounds too trite, shallow, and meaningless, for me to bother
posting.

>WHAT¹S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "And this too shall pass."

>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Um, at the moment, I
think that I'm sort of with Oddly, on the "maturity" thing. Most of the
other traits that I value can b covered under that term, if you're willing
to go by my definition of it.

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

>hypocracy. Nothing pisses me off more than a person who preaches what they
>themselves are incapable of following. This means of course that I do it
>as well.

What Oddly said again. :)

>WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: A wide array of useless
knowledge of all sorts of different subjects, that will pop up ant times
when no one really gives a damn.

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I can't discuss this right
now.

>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: My health.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My brain. (Most of the time anyway.
;)


>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My inability to cope better
with what I'm going through because of my illness.

>WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A smallish green and gold ceramic lamp, a clock
radio, a package of q-tips, an empty Swiss Miss box, a glow in the dark
squeaky rat that my gf gave me, two pens, an pair of scissors, a tube of
medication for my cat, two catalogs, (U.S. Cav., and some yuppie housewear
thing.) a tube of hydrocortisone I've been using on a spider bite I got
recently, a bottle of Cetiphil lotion, a couple of pieces of paper with
phone numbers, flight schedules, etc. written on them, a potpourri thingie
(An Xmas gift from the gf.) with a couple of jars of spices sitting around
it, (Ginger, mint, and a few others.) a copy of _The Lost World_ by Doyle,
and a copy of _The Star Beast_ by Heinlein, a phone, a tape measure, a
length of leather sting, a dirty plate, and a couple of water glasses, a
half-empty Gatorade bottle, a half empty bottle of safflower oil, a
hand-cuff key tied with a red ribbon, a yellow candle in an antique ceramic
candle holder, and empty box, a ziplock bag with nothing in it, a half
dissected envelope, a medication bottle, and a bottle each of melatoin,
licorice root, and almond oil.

I wouldn't have nearly this much stuff on my nightstand normally. However,
my nightstand is a big glass topped coffee table, and it's also about the
only convenient flat surface in my room.

golab

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Greetings,

First off let me say that I'm not back.

I may very well never *be* back.

I happened to spin through ag tonight for the first time in quite a
while and I just couldn't resist one last Netscrape...


DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:

YOUR NAME: Thor

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: golab

WEB PAGE URL: members.tripod.com/~golachab

AGE: 34

BIRTHDAY: 08/04/64

GENDER: M

LOCATION: Milwaukee,Wisconsin

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Short, white and spikey.

COLOR: ^

RELIGION: You don't need to know that.

CHILDREN: Nil

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to my very best sweetie Elizabeth.

OCCUPATION: I make airplane engine parts. Been there for almost 16 yrs
now.

PETS: 3; Cat named Loki, 2 gerbils named Hop and Pop.

COMPUTER YOU¹RE ON: Either WebTV or N/A depending on how you look at
it.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: Nil

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): A year and a half, though I've been away for over a month
now...

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS WERE YOUR FAVORITES? I always liked polls for
some odd reason. That and the personal thoughts of those of you whom I
consider friends.

WHY DID YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? I suppose I read ag because of the
wonderful people that posted there. I first came because it was a goth
ng and that appealed to me, then as I lurked and read I found so many
unique and interesting people here. So many different perspectives. So
many really nice people.
I love to meet new people.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: 3 things. 1) That the above
statement doesn't seem as true to me anymore :( 2) Massive influx of
fuckwits and people with nothing to say. 3) (and this is more true of
the net in general) It was helping to suck my spirit away...

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Perky. I don't
really go in for the gloom and doom stuff; life's too short.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Reading, writing, painting, socializing (not really a hobby I know, but
I do *so* enjoy it) and playing a few video games.

WHAT¹S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "Life...be in it"

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

That they be true to themselves, whoever that may be. I detest false
people. I also detest myself when I fall short of that ideal.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Small-mindedness.

WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I've been doing accents
since I was 10 or so. Most people find it *really* irritating.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Same thing I'm doing
now, but with more money.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: I want my spirit back. I want what television and the 'net
stole from me.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I'm tall...

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: That I have so little
patience.

WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A bunch of candles and a glow in the dark
figurine of the Archangel Michael.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

No. Not really. Why did I answer this poll maybe? I don't know...

Well, that's about it.

Take care all.

golab, who really did have some fun times here...

---Except for me. I know that I am changed, but I don't know how or why.
Or what the change will mean.---
Charles DeLint - The Wild Wood


Nathan E. Hill

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oddlystrange wrote:
Sure make me break my self imposed exile from a.g .....

*sigh*

Oh well.


> ITS THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

> -------------- 8< snippy here >8 ------------


>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME:

Nathan Hill
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
Erik Lenoir or Nate the Gawthick Bartender, first gothperson of the near
apocalyptic-ish era
> WEB PAGE URL
N/A
> AGE:
22
> BIRTHDAY:
5 march 76
> GENDER:
Male
> LOCATION:
Columbus, OH unless you get me at work in which case I'm in Atlanta `;]

> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:
Mid-back redish, getting shorter `;]
> EYE COLOR:
blue-gray
> RELIGION:
strong believer in agnosticism
> SIBLINGS:
2 3/2
> CHILDREN:
none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
Taken
> OCCUPATION:
tech support for Bellsouth.net
> PETS:
1 black cat "Tasslehoff" or "stinky-butt" as I call him
> COMPUTER YOURE ON:
a work one


> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

alt.gothic.fashion, alt.humor.puns


>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
> question):

mid '96 I think

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

the good ones ;p

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Boredom usually


> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

The occasional lapse of any quality posts


> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

*sigh* um. erg. the indecisive type?



> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Painting, drawing, video games, collecting comic books, playing bass,
procrasting

> WHATS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Hakuna Matata? no....Carpe Noctum?

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Having a clue. (Yes I work tech suport. Why?)


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

The inability to learn first, do second
>
> WHATS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I can solve DNS errors in my sleep.

> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Breathing?

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:

The ability to pay attention

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

My versatility.



> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

My Procrastination


> WHATS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
A lamp, a large pile of change, pens, pencils, eyeliner, screws from my
computer, an alarm clock



> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

Nope.

> oddlystrange

NGB...etc.

nightw...@my-dejanews.com

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In article <perky-07019...@207-172-62-167.s167.tnt2.rcm.erols.com>,
pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange) wrote:

> IT'S THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

Oh, fie and horror! <runs and hides>

__THE PHYSICAL__: YOUR NAME: I am pseudonymously active. VERY pseudonymously
active. So no! YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Nightwood 99, among others. See above!
WEB PAGE URL: Not a chance in hell! It's not DONE yet! <laughs> AGE: Between
10 and 35. Y'all can figure it out. BIRTHDAY: I'm only tellin' ya's I'm a
Scorpio. GENDER: Male. Mostly. LOCATION: Santa Rosa, California. I move
around a lot, tho. CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: bone-white, short, spiked. EYE
COLOR: Tres blue. RELIGION: Er... Go with what seems like a good idea-ism?
SIBLINGS: A little sister, who's in her teens. CHILDREN: Not a chance. Yet.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken, kinda. Soon to be more taken when I move to
Toronto. OCCUPATION: Journalist, actually. Never actually bothered to write a
book, so saying "writer" would be silly. PETS: None. Used to have cute Maine
Coon cat. COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Hand-built/rebuilt K6-2 300, soon to be whacked
up to a K7. I call her "The Crackwhore."

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: I used to read alt.cyberpunk, but stopped.
I still read (but don't post) to a lot of myriad graphics newsgroups.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): My dick is just fine, actually. But then, I don't care how long
I've been here. <laughs> Late 1997, or somewhereabouts.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Anything that stays interesting is
dandy by me!

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because, like the time I ate too many shrooms and
went on a drive, it seemed like a good idea at the time. <wide grin> Because I
have too much free time, really.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: It's a net-related addiction. I have
too many of those already.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Accidental. Goth since
birth, just didn't have a title for it until my teenage years. But I'm also a
cyberpunk at heart, and love to wear 3-piece suits and swing dance. Call me
wacky.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Computer graphics, writing, causing havok at
work, and observing cities at large.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Two, really... "If you think you know what the
hell is going on... you're probably full of shit." - Robert Anton Wilson. That
and "You can't stop here! This is bat country!" (Which is, of course, my
journalistic hero, Hunter S. Thompson...)

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Be able to think clearly
and rationally, or die.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

If I could totally wipe out dogmatic people, I'd be so happy... I hate how
people accept certain facts simply because they SEEM true. Question what you
know, and question what you don't at least twice.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can use Hermetic/Cabbalistic
logic which pertains to the value of numbers, letters and the like. It's a
really moronic thing to be able to do.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Writing books that need to be
written, writing for some big metro newspaper. The latter of which may happen
later this year... I'm positive I'd be at the San Francisco Chronicle if I
could bloody commute.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: Mathematical skill.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My writing ability. I can almost
guarantee my ability to out-write 99% of the nation. Can you see my ego
throb?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Lack of self-discipline.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Glasses, one with a week-old gin & tonic that was
way too strong, and didn't use Bombay Sapphire, a bunch of tape cases, my
pocketwatch, zip disks, CDs (Spahn Ranch's "Beat Noir", Squirrel Nut Zippers'
"Hot" and Steely Dan's "Countdown to Ecstacy".) And a Dilbert figurine.

-Keeper of the Holy Flames of Thompson,
Nightwood 99, CEO Prometheus, Ltd.

Chary...@hotmail.com

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Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: $teve Cheevers
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Charybdis26 or Jet Boy
WEB PAGE URL: There's nothing on it yet, despite my promises to find time.
AGE: 27
BIRTHDAY: 02/05/71
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Sitting in our company server room, looking at two monitors and a
clockwork nun.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Blonde, but dyed with temporary and fading red
highlights. Long, partway down my back, with a narrow braid at my left temple.
EYE COLOR: Brown or hazel, depending on the light.
RELIGION: I'm an atheist, thank God.
SIBLINGS: 2 brothers, one older, one younger, one younger sister.
CHILDREN: None. I'd prefer not to have kids until I'm married, TBH.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Not married, but in a relationship.
OCCUPATION: Network Administrator for a software development company.
PETS: None. Although I get along with other people's pets pretty well.
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Dual processor Pentium Pro (my workstation) or PDC for one
of our domains.
ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion (sometimes) or
comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): Lurked since June 1996 or so, but posting (irregularly due to my
job) since summer 1998. I can't remember exactly when.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Almost anything where coherent
debate is going on.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? I've gotten turned onto various bands, gigs,
opinions (more different from mine the better), and the standard of discussion
even at its worst is still better than the dung I've seen in other
music/subculture related newsgroups I've read.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Sometimes you really have to wade
through some crap to get to posts that are actually _about_ something.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): One who likes glamrock
(as well as a lot of the goth default stuff), PVC, the eighties, having a
good time regardless, and giving the two fingers to anyone or anything that
tries to get me down. I think of Goth as a subculture revolving around music,
certain attitudes, flamboyancy, and having fun regardless. If I ever do
handstapleforehead it's self-deprecatory humour.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Photography, writing. Clubgoing, but I don't
indulge in that too much these days.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty. Without a doubt.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Lying. Also without a doubt.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I wrote what it used to be last
poll, but I don't think it qualifes anymore.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Independently wealthy, or
consulting for myself. Owning a house abroad for getting all reclusive.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: The ability to know when people are lying to me. I can _usually_
tell, but not always. And to my cost, sometimes not when I most need to.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I'm honest and loyal to people I'm close
to.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I'm a worrier. I sometimes
obsess about what I need to do instead of doing it.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: I don't have one. Don't have a bed either. Or an
apartment (grin). I'm hunting currently. And no, I don't sleep rough.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Nah. I can't think of one. I think I'll start
posting semi-regularly again. I've got time now, whereas I haven't really had
for a little while.

$teve

--
"Pain against unfair odds"
ICQ 15986495

Tightsmile

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>__THE PHYSICAL__:

>YOUR NAME: Megan

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Tightsmile--It's the name I've used for about two years;
it comes from a really really bad poem I wrote in 9th grade (well, it wasn't
that bad for a ninth grader...) and I haven't changed it because I can't think
of anything better.

>WEB PAGE URL: www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/7162
Under major construction, but some of it is stomachable.

>AGE: 17 for a few more weeks

>BIRTHDAY: 1-28-81

>GENDER: female

>LOCATION: Springfield, Missouri

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: brown asymmetrical bob

>EYE COLOR: blue-green

>RELIGION: I was raised Catholic, I am now non-religious, though I am very
interested in Taoism.

>SIBLINGS: Two little brothers (both of whom are taller than me)

>CHILDREN: At 17? I think not.

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single but dating someone seriously enough to use him as
an excuse if someone I'm not interested in starts telling me how nice my boots
are.

>OCCUPATION: student/painter (of houses--not the artistic kind!)

>PETS: Ghengis, a Tibetan spaniel

>COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: a big glowy box of some sort.

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.gothic.pretentions
(on a lurking basis), rec.music.artists.danny-elfman (also lurking)

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question): Since June. I gues I have an itty bitty dick.

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Underwear threads,
philosophy/political threads because one day I will know enough to participate
in one beyond saying "like, I disagree, because, you know, like, everyone's
different, man," or some such drivel, personal experience/commiseration
threads.

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Procrastination.
Every time I sit down to type a paper, I check a.g. before i start. It's a
sickness, really.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Flame-overkill. Oh, and the recent
great flood.

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:


>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE:
I am a partially-assimilated goth.


>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Cooking, gardening, writing, singing, piddling around with photoshop,
dancing...poorly

>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Procrastination makes it happen.
Or some golden-rule type maxim.

>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Courage.

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
>POOL:

Dishonesty.

>WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can proofread other people's
english papers in a single bound.

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

I don't know. Right now I'm just concerned with what I'll be doing in about 8
months.

>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: Adequate social skills.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My keen fashion sense, and my ability to
be firm on the important issues and squishy when I don't know what I'm talking
about.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My social inadequacy, and
meanness.

>WHAT 1S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Well, I'm guessing my journal, a pencil-holder
full of unsharpened pencils and dry pens, a collection of Emily Dickinson's
poetry, assorted candles, a headband, and college applications.



>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

nope.

:Tightsmile)
www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/7162 (reconstructing)
www.htvmagazine.com/production (all done!)


TheChooper

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>>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>>YOUR NAME: Richard
>>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: The Chooper (from prob. the worst horror flick ever
made)
>>WEB PAGE URL: http:// www.clarku.edu/~rlockney
>>AGE: 21
>>BIRTHDAY: 12/03/77
>>GENDER: Male (tho I've been mistaken for a woman sooo many times - it's funny
when you hear 14 year old kids whisper about my ass)
>>LOCATION: Worcester, MA (now) Boston area (orig.)
>>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: straight, longish black, with deep burgundy roots.
>>EYE COLOR: Dark brown.
>>RELIGION: never really had one.
>>SIBLINGS: one sister, one brother; one half-sister, one half-brother.
>>CHILDREN: not that I know of. (in other words, no).
>>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: engaged
>>OCCUPATION: student
>>PETS: Ramona (gender-confused and pesty)
>>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: pentium 60 (ouch), tho by the end of Saturday, it'll be a
300mhz, 96mb ram, etc, etc...


>>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

>>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.music.ramones, rec.musicmakers.bass,
alt.music.damned, alt.music.thecure, etc., etc.

>>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the >>"how big is your dick

question): hmm...lurking on and off since '94 or so.
>>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Anything I feel compelled to reply
to/involve myself in (hey, I'm being honest)


>>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Fared better than most groups after the usenet
decline started, Generally more interesting posts, involved discussion, etc.

>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: people who can't take a joke. (re:
the Bowie thread)

>>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

>>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Well, that's awfully
presumptious :) Truthfully, I've never considered myself "this" or "that".
However, I've had similar tastes for the longest time...

>>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Music, writing, graphic design/web design
(forgive the awkward page up there now), video/film.

>>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: 'Do what thou wilt...' is the only one that
springs to mind (well, even then, it's more a summation than something I
'adhere' to).

>>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: honesty.

>>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Idiocy, especially when coupled with self-importance.

>>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: You don't wanna know.

>>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Ideally? Not much of
anything, altho law school is still a possibility.

>>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>>POSSESSED: The talent/motivation to produce something, anything, and be happy
with it...

>>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Hmmm....I suppose it would have to be
rational thought (altho it does cause its problems)

>>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Impatience.

>>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: (if this small carboard drawer-thing on my side of
the bed ounts as one) - an ashtray, some cigarettes, a book...a candle to read
by. My girlfriend's false teeth (oops!).

>>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Like what? (oops.)


==========================================
|| richard lockney
|| mail: rloc...@black.clarku.edu / TheCh...@aol.com
|| http: www.clarku.edu/~rlockney

David Gerard

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On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 08:10:37 GMT, Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary! <ske...@ossuary.net> wrote:

:WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can "gleek" up to 10
:feet.


I know I'm gonna regret asking, but ...


--
http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/ http://suburbia.net/~fun/scn/
CD burners and MP3s: the utter annihilation of the music industry by the
computer industry continues apace. Hip! Hip! Hooray! Hip! Hip! Hooray!

David Gerard

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: see above.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Rev Dr see above.
WEB PAGE URL see signature.
AGE: 32
BIRTHDAY: I've revealed the approximate date before.
GENDER: male
LOCATION: my lounge in Richmond, Melbin, Ostraylia
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Bleached, long.
EYE COLOR: crystal blue.
RELIGION: SubGenius http://www.subgenius.com/
SIBLINGS: one and two halves
CHILDREN: not as yet
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Scarlet.
OCCUPATION: ISP tech support. Everything you've heard about tech support
is *true*. If you read the manual first, we will love you, okay?
PETS: Nietzsche the Wonder Cat.
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: the same old POS 386 no less.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.religion.scientology, alt.slack,
alt.tech-support.recovery, the Scary Devil Monastery

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): mid-1995.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? One that supplies a lot of
straight lines for my brilliant one-liners.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because I am the High Priest of a.g. dammit.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: People who think they're the
soul of wit and flaming elegance and, um, aren't.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): A returned one.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Staring into space. Sleeping. Buying old
rekerds.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I'm gonna eat the world before the world
eats me.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Cluophilia.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Arrogant stupidity.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Being an utter, utter bimbo.
It's a good thing I'm so smart, cos otherwise I'd be fucked.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: financial security, at least
better than what I have now. Children would be nice.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: a more orderly mind, or at least being able to simulate it better.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My personality.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My bimbishness.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Ventolin, bedside light.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: nope.


--
http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/

Individuat

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Eileen R. Orzoff.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Individuation
WEB PAGE URL : Http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~orzoff
AGE: 22
BIRTHDAY: 05/14/76
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Currently Highland Park, IL (just north of chicago). Moving to
Boston, MA in August/September.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brownish/red growing it out. Bangs are to the tops of
my cheeks.....always worn to the sides.
EYE COLOR: Brown.
RELIGION: Judaism....but most the heritage part. I do think some of the
religion is beautiful....but i've incoporated parts of other religions into my
own.
SIBLINGS: Andrea - 29, Michelle - 26
CHILDREN: not yet...
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: wonderfully single. The words relationship and boyfriend
make my skin crawel at the moment.
OCCUPATION: Teacher's Assistant in a special ed. classroom, also one on one
aide for a 17 year old with touretts and ADHD.
PETS: Calagari - Chinchilla parents pets that are mine too: Candy - doggie
(mutt). Noonkie - doggie (part begal part doxie). Javie (aka Trouble) - doggie
(part doxie part mini-doxie)
COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: Power Mac 6100/60 (stop laughing)
ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,
alt.gothic.pretentions

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): since August/Septemberish 1995
WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Witty ones....the rarest kind of all.
Sick to fucking death of flame wars...Alt.gothic Regular worhip.... and morons
answering trolls.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? strictly addiction. I tried to quit *sigh*
ciggerettes were easier...which is wierd cause I liked them more.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Regulars who think they're above
netiquette.....who think they can do what they please (even if it's helping to
fuck up the news group), then have the gall to complain about others. Worship
or regulars by newbies. Same old boring threads being rehashed...oh wait...that
would be like this one. Never mind.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Apathetic. While I love
the scene for various reasons....I also don't give a shit about the part of it
that constantly puts on heirs. I don't think goths are better than
everyone....I don't think that normals have nothing to offer the world.... My
influences range from punk to chick rock......so uh....well maybe my t-shirt
says it best "Get the fuck away from me". I think I'm getting mopier with age.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: I'm a singer/song writer. I pretend to play
the piano and guitar (when my nails are short). Kick Boxing, shopping, just
got a belly dancing tape that kicks ass...so maybe that soon, watching movies,
going to clubs, trying new things with makeup (and usually not winding up
looking like the picture *sigh*).

WHAT1S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Everything happens for a reason.
WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: compassion and
honesty....sorry can't choose between the two.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Ignorance....about everything. I think it would end all
prejudices.....includeing my own (which i am well aware of).

WHAT1S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: (i just tried oddly's 50 states
alphabetically in one breath...I can do it! woo!) Hrm....I can also put on lip
stick like Claire in the breakfast club....

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: I don't really know. I want
to be teaching, and maybe some success for my band...I want to be living near
my best friend... I want to be traveling on occasion. I just want to be
content....and doing something I love.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: Organization, and house keeping ability.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My voice....and my empathic abilities.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My hypochondria, and temper.
WHAT1S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: a wire basket full of bills and papers i need, a
mirror, a tray full of nail polishes and nail polish remover, a box of kleenex,
a white lamp whose shade is full of clip on koalas, hanging bats, a witch bear,
my college graduation tassel, and a pride triangle i meant to give to my best
friend. An alarm clock. TV remote. VCR remote. Papers I meant to throw out.
A silver ring with a labadorite stone, a few tapes, a scrunchie.
DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: several.


---
Eileen Orzoff
Indiv...@aol.com
"That's I before E, except if you're me." -D.G

Empty

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Ben Browning
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: ~Empty
WEB PAGE URL unfinished as of yet
AGE: 22
BIRTHDAY: Libra Dragon
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Tucson, AZ
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Blond, nappy, curly, shoulder length
EYE COLOR: aquamarine
RELIGION: eclectic pagan
SIBLINGS: two half sisters, one half brother, 3 in-laws
CHILDREN: None I know of ;)
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Thoroughly in love
OCCUPATION: ISP Tech Support. Read the manual, reboot, scandisk,
defrag. :)
PETS: 1 tabby kitten named Mao, one siamese cat named Sephiroth, 1
columbian redtail boa named Thai, several tropical fish, 1 large
colony
COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: Right now? The one at the front desk at werk. The
home box is a prehistoric Dell 486, soon to be running Linux(when my
flaky friend gets around to bringing over the installs)

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: news.admin.net-abuse.bulletins,
news.admin.net-abuse.sightings, news.admin.net-abuse.usenet,
alt.gothic.pretentions
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC: December 97.
WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Anything dealing with
oddly's knockers, eyeliner, evolution, geekdom, and a smattering of
other subjects.
WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because it gets me laid :) I love the
whole net.goth attitude- I see this place as a safe haven from all the
lame bullshit our non-net brethren seem so hung up on. Drama, etc.
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: The amount of clueless
bandersnatches

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): perky.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: writing, reading, modelling, gaming,
and ritual masturbation.
WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and the world laughs at you.
WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty.


WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Macho-ness.
WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can do some accents,
including Piggy and Kermit. That one's always fun in bed.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Breeding. Owning a
tech firm.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: Being able to think in machine code.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My people skills (No, really!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I am an extremist.
WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: 1 touch lamp, one book (changes every day
or two) 1 drink of some sort, 1 ash tray(yes, I smoke in bed. Got a
problem wit dat?)
DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Yes.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL? Dinty, of course, with Karl Kore right
behind him (damn thats a bad visual)

~Empty

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On 8 Jan 1999 00:32:30 GMT, f...@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

:On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 08:10:37 GMT, Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary! <ske...@ossuary.net> wrote:
:
::WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can "gleek" up to 10


::feet.
:
:
:I know I'm gonna regret asking, but ...

Bah, I explained this last time. ;) Okay, you have saliva ducts
beneath your tongue. I can make them squirt quite forcefully.

Usually happens when I yawn. Eew.

Carrie (donut get close!)

|sp00kiness abounds!! |I'd Be So Much Prettier If I Smiled. |
|Complaints & Bitching go to: | |
|skerry#ossuary.net (but don't |The Mind-Fucking Wisdom Of The Ages: |
|wait up for a reply!) |http://www.execpc.com/~skerry/ |

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On Thu, 7 Jan 1999 19:38:56 -0500, Christopher Anderson
<zas...@blood-dance.net> fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

: zastur. (occasionally "The Great Pube Dresser," for all you Funker


:Vogt fans out there.) ;P

Excuse me. :P That is *mine*! Thrall says so.

Carrie, Pube Dresser Staff.

Ry

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On 7 Jan 1999 22:47:12 GMT, thar...@aol.com (TharnRah) wrote:

<snip>
!>>>OCCUPATION: death dealing psychopath...
!>No...
!>Really...
!>Army, currently as a clerk, regardless of the fact I'm trained as a Chemical
!>Operations Specialist. Thus, I sit inside all day drinking coffee and playing
!>with computers rather than grunt, scratch myself, and shoot endangered
species.
!>(Hi Ryan! ;] )

*smirk* 'allo. We did more than grunt, scratch and shoot endangered species.
There had to be time for cheap prostitutes, cheaper liquor, and committing foul
acts that are better left unwritten.

I wonder if you can be court martialed for crimes against nature.....

!>Nytwind, now available in gelcap

That's good. Those buffered tablets upset my stomach. :)

Ry
(who is giving up the C5 drinking competition for the grrl)
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Nyx

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empty@SPAM_NOT_LEST_YE_BE_SPAMMED.theriver.com (Empty) wrote:

>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Ben Browning

That strikes me as odd. I could never imagine calling you Ben. Empty
just somehow....fits

Nyx


"It's Chinatown, Jake."


Ry

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pe...@obscure.org wrote in a message that was lost in the void:

!>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
!>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
!>
!>__THE PHYSICAL__:
!>YOUR NAME: Ry aka Ryan
!>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: SLot0k, SLot, Slotty, Sl0t
!>WEB PAGE URL: http://www.geocities.com/area51/dimension/9836/ethan1.html
!>AGE: 29 and holding on for dear life.
!>BIRTHDAY: 10/29/69
!>GENDER: Boi
!>LOCATION: Dallas with frequent jaunts to NOLA. (when the money is there for
travel)
!>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown, short everywhere but the bangs. It'll all be
gone soon enough. Getting older sucks.
!>EYE COLOR: Blue
!>RELIGION: None
!>SIBLINGS: 1/2 brother and 1/2 sister, although I won't know them due to
differences with the parent we share.
!>CHILDREN: Not if I can help it. Finally have insurance again, so the *snip*
is now a possibility.
!>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Found one worth keeping, now it's just seeing if I can.
!>OCCUPATION: Accounting Asst at a privately held holding company. (read: Lots
of money. YaY!)
!>PETS: I'm trying to steal the grrls two cats.
!>COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: pentium 166, 80M of RAM, soon up to the 56K Modem, 24X
CD-ROM running winblows95, but am leaning towards taking my money away from Bill
Gates soon enough.
!>
!>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
!>
!>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: NANAU, NANAE, couple of regional groups,
and several for work when I need a quick answer.
!>
!>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
!>question): I am about to hit my one year mark of reading. Didn't post until
the end of march 98.
!>
!>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Well written flame wars, political
debates that don't feature noam chomsky as the sole basis for fact.
!>
!>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? It appeals to the sarkier side of my brain.
!>
!>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: the people that feed trolls who
think they are funny but in reality should have waited awhile before hitting
send.
!>
!>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
!>
!>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): A relic from punk/oi days
long ago. Some days more punk/oi than goth. A basic black clad snobby elitist
bastard.
!>
!>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Hockey (GO STARS!) & Football (American),
screwing around online.
!>
!>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Never underestimate man's ingenuity at
masterminding his own destruction.
!>
!>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Loyalty
!>
!>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:
stupidity.
!>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: errr...I can usually vomit at
will. It comes in handy at times.
!>
!>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Other than being alive?
Having the money to allow me to relax a little about financial concerns on a
daily basis. Which should pan out in less than 5 years.
!>
!>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
!>POSSESSED: Still a college degree.
!>
!>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Superhuman recuperative powers.
!>
!>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: too many to list currently.
!>
!>WHAT'S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A lamp, my extra special jester hat (it's got more
pointy bits than a regular jester hat, a bottle of astroglide (TMI! TMI!), a
clock, a plastic dish full of change, a phone number, and a copy of "In Conquest
Born" by C.S. Friedman
!>
!>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Why can't I fall asleep?

so this is permenance

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On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 01:31:16 -0500, perky@ (oddlystrange) wrote:

>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

Explain to me again what a 'resolution' is...

>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME:
emily

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
used to be bane_, lately I've been going by emiwee (thank you leo!)

>WEB PAGE URL
www.netlabs.net/hp/saint/venustate/

>AGE:
18

>BIRTHDAY:
Sept 17, 1980

>GENDER:
goddess, i think i qualify now...

>LOCATION:
Freezing my ass off in New Jersey.

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:
natural black which basically means it turns shitbrown in the summer
if i get more than an once of sun.

>EYE COLOR:
same as my haircolor during the summer. Very Very Very Dark Brown.

>RELIGION:
don't have one.

>SIBLINGS:
A 15 year old brother, A Risa-mum and a Leo-sister.

>CHILDREN:
well done, with barbeque sauce.

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
Ask Chris/zastur if you didn't make it to c4. ;>

>OCCUPATION:

I work in the music section of Barnes and Noble and go to school
during the day.

>PETS:
Rileypuppiemonsterdog.

>COMPUTER YOUąRE ON:
MMX P166(6) 64MB ram, soon to be upgraded the minute i find the spare
fundage. 6 GB HD, Smart n Friendly CDR, 18X CDRom, 14" moniter that
needs replacing like nothing's business.

>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

I read this ng so sporadically its kinda silly for me to read any
others.

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question):

early '95.

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

Old sk00l flame wars (sic).
Threads with content or with things I care about. :P

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Every so often I'm struck with this insane urge to waste my time.
If time permits and IRC is particularly dull that evening... Load up
the newsfeed.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

The influx of posters constantly begging for others to be more
'accepting' or 'nice' or 'open minded' or whatever the newest hippie
in black decides to spout on the group. I can be discriminating if I
decide you are an idiot.


>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

"net.non.net.non.goth - i just happen to have a webcam and work tech
support....." *shakes head*
Oh Wait, That's Someone Else.

>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Sewing. Drawing. Driving. Web Design. Collages. Having fun with the
EliteKittens. Loving someone.

>WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Nothing really sticks to me, I'll keep trying.

>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Maturity, a sense of humor, a sense of appropriaty, a sense of
seriousness, caring and objectivity.

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

This is a long list, right now I'd like to remove the tendancies of
some to sugarcoat even their most passionate hates and dislikes.

>WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
My Temper. When it flares its very amusing in retrospect. :P

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

Breathing would be a good start.

>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED:

Musical talent and a better sense of *people*.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

My b00tay. :P I'm almost always incredibly self assured.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

My *over* confidence and my goddamned temper and sharp tongue that
accompanies such.

>WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
My phone, a silver pen, my answering machine, the gothcards I never
finished making, a pad of paper and a pen in case I need to write down
a dream, a photo album and a kneaded eraser.

>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

Can I graduate tomorrow?

-emily

LordxSutek

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>__THE PHYSICAL__:

>YOUR NAME: Shawn

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Sutek, Lord Sutek<ack>, Wookie

>WEB PAGE URL: members.aol.com/lordxsutek (changing to diff. server soon)

>AGE: 21
>BIRTHDAY: 10/27/77
>GENDER: Male
>LOCATION: Jacksonville, Fl.

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown with Orangish streaks (red has finally faded
out.)

>EYE COLOR: Gold

>RELIGION: Have no particular religion that I am fond of yet.

>SIBLINGS: 1, half brother Jimmy

>CHILDREN: Not for about 5 - 9 years

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Engaged to the lovely Catherine

>OCCUPATION: Check Dejanews for my 1st stunt in AG <ack!>

>PETS: 3 Zebra Danino's

>COMPUTER YOUąRE ON: Behemoth 200mmx. 64 megs Dimm, 2 1.6 gig HDs (western
digital and Seagate) , 4x CDROM, Pure 3D card, Maytrox Mystic, USR Sport. 56k
v90 internal, Logitech Marble Man, Labtec speakers, SB Live. An Old Pac Bell
monitor (last thing that was apart of my Legend )

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.folklore.ghost-stories,
alt.gothic.fashion, aus.culture.gothic, uk.people.gothic, and the ever so dead
alt.beneficent.daemons.bless.curse.bless

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question): almost 2 years

>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Tech hell threads, movies, book
threads

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

I read it for myself because I choose to.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Cancel bots (can't kill file), Satar
doing agsf impressions

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Understand I am a
corperate goth. but I do not look at myself as a label which allows me to be
more of a hyporcrite that usual. heh


>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Computers, Games, writing, art, digital art, being with my love
>
>WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "The heart of a martyr is a deep as a toilet
that doesn't flush"-Author Unknown


>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Loyality

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Backstabbers

>WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can run through walls

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: married, having children with
my love and working in a high paying job i like or just retire in 10 years with
all the stock i have.

>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:

more brains

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: creativity and being cynical

>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: egotistical and arrogent.


>WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
My computer

>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

hell no


Sutek
-"..etc..etc.."

[Dark Side Of Reality] http://members.aol.com/lordxsutek/index.htm
"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things
with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures." - Ash

mykal d'archangel

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> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Like real name or the one people call me by as they pass on
the street? Uh.. Mike- yeah.. sure:)
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: mykal d'archangel
WEB PAGE URL
http://members.tripod.com/~Mikhaine/shadowsfall/index.html
AGE: 27
BIRTHDAY: 05/71
GENDER: male
LOCATION: The ghetto, Indianapolis
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown in a short "ceasar/George Clooney" spikey
brush cut
EYE COLOR: blue/grey
RELIGION: Mockery. The Church of The SubGenius
SIBLINGS: Two older sisters
CHILDREN: None I've been taken to court over.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hermit by choice, but considering non-hermitism.
OCCUPATION: computer jack of all trades- lil bit o' graphics, lil bit o'
databse, lil bit o' tech support at a national publisher.
PETS: Do roaches count? I'm moving soon- really!
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Custom built Pentium 200mhz 64 meg RAM, 4 gig hard
drive, 24x cd rom drive and a 33.6 usr modem. Throw in a umax astra
1200s and an HP 659c and you've got my system. I'd rather be on a G3.
the new ones look sweet.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:alt.binaries.gothic, alt.slack,
alt.binaries.slack

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC : Lurking on and off since
late '96 or so. Actively (de)lurking since about June of '98

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Eh- Informational posts
really. Anything by Oonh.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Um.. hmm.. erm... It's better than
alt.fan.hansen?

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Not so much anything that's
wrong with alt.gothic that any other newsgroup doesn't run into- spam,
morons, trolls, etc.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): "yuppie goth" I
would suppose, but I have too much traditional art in my background with
a decent amount of cheesey punkishness.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Computers, playing with my band,
fantasy(ie D&D) LARP (if I play Vampire- I play a werewolf- hah!), SF
cons, groovy comic books, etc

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke and
joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Respect



WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: The need to drive around in huge ass monster trucks. Yup.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Computer animation would
be sweet.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: I wish I knew C++ or some other hardcore language. That would
make life so much easier.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Easy going nature

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Procrastination.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Damn I'm stumped on this one...

m d'a

Christopher Anderson

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999, Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary! wrote:

> : zastur. (occasionally "The Great Pube Dresser," for all you Funker
> :Vogt fans out there.) ;P
>
> Excuse me. :P That is *mine*! Thrall says so.

But... but...
I cut pubes... like a master!

justin gregory case

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feeling like an exhibitionist, i say of myself:

DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

well ... since i didn't make any others ...

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: c. m. lewis, just in case ya missed it when i revealed it
before ;)

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: creepndeth / justin gregory case, the me

WEB PAGE URL: none that i care to share around as yet

AGE: 26

BIRTHDAY: 08/24/72

GENDER: Male

LOCATION: Columbus, OH; aka the Hole in the Heart of It All

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: short and rather spiky when the Big Black
Ballcap isn't doing funky things to it, or when longer, a kind of Pomade
Pompador (rare, now); light brown, with a few Grays trying to invade

EYE COLOR: that universal gray-green-blue

RELIGION: i'm the only Jewthilic Southern Baptist i've ever met, which
means i've formed my own theories, TYVM. i have my own code and faith,
and i think organized religion is basically a big circle-jerk. like as
not, my god is not god.

SIBLINGS: the one's i've adopted and have been adopted by over the
years are Legion. they are everywhere. phear. :P by blood: 1 brother,
deceased; 3 sisters, 23, 9 and 7, scatterd here and there.

CHILDREN: that's a lie.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single. for now, me and my attitude are acting
the part of a really cute couple.

PETS: 5. the Roomie Ones: Fanboy, the EvilLordByron and the slightly
*more* sinsiter Mrs. EvilLordByron. the Lembertity: brother cats,
Lemmy Motorhead and Albert Cosby, yellow mackerel and gray mackerel
respectively. they are really only one cat, but they're as much a
walking MPD as me. ;)

COMPUTER YOU¹RE ON: erm ... presently, this WebTV construct. soon, a
Frankenstein's Creation thing that i "convinced" my uncle to build for
me. at work, G3 mini with a woppin' 22" viewable (i think) screen. *no
one* needs this much screen, but it sure is priddy.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.binaries.gothic and
alt.gothic.pretentions (lurk in both), rec.music (various, lurking),
alt.discuss.gothic.lifestyle (mostly lurk 'cause their trolls are *real*
friggin' lame), and anything else that catches my interest for more than
a second.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): that's a rather personal question, don't ya think? ;P
lurking since late summer / early fall of '97. the exact date escapes
me. posting since somewhere around November '98. me? shy?
geddoudahere ...

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? no particular favorites,
though i generally stay away from / out of the socio-political ones.
i'm more interested with how people think and feel on the inside than
what they declaim to the world. so, flame threads can be suprisingly
insightful--as much as the fluff / sex threads, if you read them
correctly. ;)

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? mostly because i feel at home here. moreso
than in other NGs. and because i never sleep. i think i've been awake
since somewhere around 1985.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: people who *think* they have
something to say, when it's obvious they're stroking an ego. some have
every right to, and some just prove they're as moronic as you thought.
me? i _know_ i don't have much to say. the difference is _i_know_.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): i come from the
punkier end of goth, and i've also been listening to goth-ish music
since i was 12 or so, thus, i guess i'm the perky-mopey hybrid. but i'd
have to say, as a defining term, i am the Hockeygoth. ;)

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: music--writing, listening, playing;
writing and self-publishing my own more-than-a-zine; strapping on my
blades and cutting a few lines in the ice; annoying the ever-livin' shit
outta people (just to keep 'em honest. heh. no, rilly.); flatscan
(de)Bating; reading f/sf/wierd tales/horror, ect. sketching;
graphics/Photoshop; and several things that have me branded as an
adrenaline junkie.

WHAT¹S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Fight Till You Die.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: blunt sincerity
and honesty.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: arrogance. you're not that fucking special if you actually think
you are.

WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: i do a pretty mean Glen
Danzig. and i seem to have this knack for dying and coming back ...
literally.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: working under the basic
concept that our births are our deaths begun, i want to be dying. well.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: i wish i could get to the point quicker than i usually do.
:/ and i want my "singing" voice back. *crash mope*

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: i listen very well with my one
good ear. :) people aren't often aware that i've managed to get them to
talk their way into their own resolutions. i'd make a great shrink.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: "A dark, black past is
my most valued possession." i'm not willing to go public with that,
just yet.

WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: don't have one. the fire in the wall
started right behind it.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: heh. What the hell exactly *does* "don't
die wondering" mean?

--justin g.

"...this all could just be a bad dream created by mankind in a deep
slumber, or this could all just be the foolish confessions of a ghetto
ghost." --professor bob


justin gregory case

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Skerry wrote:

>Bah, I explained this last time. ;) Okay, you
>have saliva ducts beneath your tongue. I can
>make them squirt quite forcefully.

is this only a Midwest thing? it's come up ocassionally around folks i
know from different areas and they didn't know what a gleek was, either
(we also called is "skeeching" because some of us couldn't do it so well
unless we made a funny noise). and the one time i mentioned it--i don't
*know* why it keeps coming up!--in the Buffalo, NY region, i got a look
as if my horns had just fallen off.

--justin g.
(wondering, always wondering)

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999 02:29:37 -0500, Christopher Anderson

<zas...@blood-dance.net> fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

: But... but...


: I cut pubes... like a master!

Do we *really* need to compare work to find out who
is head pubecutter? It shall be a contest!

First I shall shave the SOM logo into some unwitting
goth's bush (ew), and then dye the leftover bits black
& purple! Let's see you beat that, "Master".

Carrie (gothest pube-styles, anyone? anyone?)

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999 02:19:14 -0500 (EST), creep...@webtv.net (justin
gregory case) fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

:Skerry wrote:
:
:>Bah, I explained this last time. ;) Okay, you
:>have saliva ducts beneath your tongue. I can
:>make them squirt quite forcefully.
:
:is this only a Midwest thing?

Not sure. But in Jacksonville, FL, it was referred
to as "snaking". <shrug>

C

Greylock

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Oddly, oddly did feel moved by the change of seasons (albeit screwed up
Northern seasons, to ask:


__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: "I am he who is X, Y and Z". If you know, you know (and you
worship me for it). If you don't, I'm not telling.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Greylock
WEB PAGE URL www.goth.org.au
AGE: 24 physically, much older mentally.
BIRTHDAY: <Classified>
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Southern Tip, Western Australia.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Same as the last time: Short, dark brown (with
sun-bleached blonding bits. I died my hair in November, so I may still have
some black die.
EYE COLOR: Grey for today, blue for tomorrow, black for the darkest moments of
night!
RELIGION: No thanks. Recovering rabid atheist.
SIBLINGS: Sister.
CHILDREN: Nothanksverymuch
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Consumed.
OCCUPATION: Professional catspaw.
PETS: Dustmites, a legion of daddy long leg spiders and an armadas of mutant
ants. In Winter months there's a rat in my roof.

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON:
1. Sorrow (And Pain), a P2 333Mhz PC Clone I paid for myself. And damn proud
of it I am too. I look at it and I know I worked my guts out for hundred of
hours to buy and love it.
2. Wilfish Implexion - My poor old 486 psudeo-pentium, whose only function
these days is to provide me access to a world processor with a spell checker,
and to make me look like a technonerd.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: acg, agp, upg, agm, and
alt.star-trek.current (or something) as my "light reading" group for the
moment.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your

dick question): Since 1995

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVOURITES? I no longer really care. Some music
ones. These days the posters matter more than the treads.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Nothing better to do, and I actually care about
some of the people here. You guys are my beeeesssssttttt friends! :)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Disruptive Influences.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I have a T-shirt which
says "Sad Old" and another which says "Net.", so I suppose the answer is one
or t'other.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: I have none.
I thinker, I potter. Sometimes I write, sometimes I play games. Sometimes I
mope. Some of the time I drink and dream of past days.


WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "Greater than the death of flesh is the death
of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender."

I must take my own advice.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: The ability to put up
with me when I'm evilnastyangrymopeyfunkiller H*ydn.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Psychosis.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can mope at ten paces.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Honestly, I can't think that
far ahead. I'm not even sure if I much care.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: I wish I had photographic recall of the rules of grammar, and
an inner-drive to succeed.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I act and react before I think
putting all my frustrations on those I care about. I don't know how to deal
with myself sometimes.


WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A stack of video tapes (inc Ultraviolet and B5);
Baroness & Love Lies Bleeding CD cover; sunglasses, mirror, candle holder,
out-of-date movie magazine; toothbrush, lighter, scotch glasss; shoelace,
press clippings, scissors, plastic bag from my new scanner, letter from my
"financial planner", astonishingly high bill for my car repairs, notepad and
coupon for 50 hours FREE! on aol.com.au!

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Why are there so many songs about rainbows and
what's on the other side?

------
H*ydn www.goth.org.au bittersickandtwistedmess
--- Now love is stranger than you think ---
--- When from its fountain you must drink ---
------ Wonder what destiny we'll meet ------
--- When love lies bleeding at you feet ---

Karl

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zoe wrote

>> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: back in the dating game. Woohoo! Now if I could just
>convice the straight bois that I'm not a lesbian, and the gay/bi girls that
>I'm not a breeder....oh the woes of bisexuality.

I don't think the straight boy's would particularly mind the fact that your
bi. I would have thought the normal response would have been....

"oh kewl can I watch" *wank wank wank*
Then again maybe the more socially adept people you try to date the less
they are going to be like this. (That being said I've never manged to
maintain a relationship with a straight girl.) *sigh* the problem I got is
that women don't seem to want to watch to Men together. ;)

<insert more crap that has been said 100 times before and stir with a short
haddock>

Karl

TharnRah

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>From: slo...@dont.spam.me.hex.net (Ry)

>I wonder if you can be court martialed for crimes against nature.....

Someone else, maybe...
You...
You could get away with raping turtles...
I'm pretty certain of it...

>!>Nytwind, now available in gelcap
>
>That's good. Those buffered tablets upset my stomach. :)

Hey!
Look, buddy...
I don't remember buffering anyone...
At least, not after the Killian's...

>Ry
>(who is giving up the C5 drinking competition for the grrl)

Good...considering I most likely won't be able to afford the drinking
competition.
We'll leave the wrist raising to Jealousy and Casper.

Nytwind

Diony...@hotmail.com

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my new year's resolution: quitting smoking. i'm doing ok so far.

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Diane
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Di or Dionysia
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~dbono
AGE: 23
BIRTHDAY: 3/14/75
GENDER: whoa-man!
LOCATION: boston
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: shoulder length pageboy. i need to dye it reddish
again.
EYE COLOR: brown
RELIGION: my own brand of spirituality -- resembles transcendentalism/secular
humanism.
SIBLINGS: my parents quit while they were ahead.
CHILDREN: i'm not breeding for a looooong time.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: one current sweetie, one ULO
OCCUPATION: webmistress/admin
PETS: my kitty died in september. :(
COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: work: dell pentium pro. home: powerbook 1400cs.

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.music.depeche-mode

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): reading since '96, posting since March '98.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? book and music-related ones. and
these surveys too.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? something to do at work... a larger view than the
local list i'm on...

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: spam, cancelbot attacks, dumb
newbies.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): perkysarkygoff.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: music, reading, travel

WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: to thine own self be true.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: honesty.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

intolerance of others' ideas.

WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: i can kick ron cecchini in the
face.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: i'd like to be in a long-term
serious relationship (if not married), enjoying financial security and my
career.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: some sort of creative outlet. i appreciate the artistic output of
others, i just can't create it myself.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: my honesty.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: i tend to wear my heart on my
sleeve.

WHAT'S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: clock radio, lamp, tissues, 3 books (all of which
i'm reading right now), *coughastroglidecough*

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: it's the ones who resist that we most want to
kiss, wouldn't you say?

di
--
happiest girl i ever knew
why do you smile the smile you do?
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~dbono

Diony...@hotmail.com

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eileen wrote:
<snip>

> LOCATION: Currently Highland Park, IL (just north of chicago). Moving to
> Boston, MA in August/September.
<snip>

woo hoo!

we got another one!

*di passes out toaster ovens to the boston netgoths*

Greylock

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On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 10:30:11 +0000, Paul Roe <paul...@my-dejanews.com> did
sigh:

>> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?
>>interesting people, to see if All Living Fear will ever turn up on a US club playlist

Never happen(1).
ALF are too Euro(2) and not dancable enough(3).


(1)... well this week

(2) Look at the US Playlists... CoS? Nary a bite.
Horatti? MIA. Nekromantik? *sob* Can it be true?
And these are the Perky bands.
Americans like their own dour stuff - Last Dance, Prophetess, The Shroud, what
have you.

I've been paying attention to playlists here and in upg lately (the
AUStriolapitogoths are too damn lazy to even get them together), and the
playlists are very different, even once you remove SLS from the equation.

I'll tell you what: there's one playlist I saw on one newsgroup (no names)
that showed all the imagination of a Top 40 countdown.

(3) This coming from a non-dancer. Ask me again in about four weeks when I can
make a more educated statement.

------
H*ydn www.goth.org.au bittersickandtwistedmess
--- Now love is stranger than you think ---
--- When from its fountain you must drink ---
------ Wonder what destiny we'll meet ------

--- When love lies bleeding at your feet ---

Marjorie Peck

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> >DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

> >__THE PHYSICAL__:
>
> >YOUR NAME: Marjorie
>
> >YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Marjorie, and Mira Chaos
>
> >WEB PAGE URL: My Frankenstien's monster is still in the collecting parts stage
>
> >AGE: 24
>
> >BIRTHDAY: 10-11-74
>
> >GENDER: female
>
> >LOCATION: San Jose, California
>
> >CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: red Scully do'
>
> >EYE COLOR: green
>
> >RELIGION: random pagan with Wiccan leanings
>
> >SIBLINGS: 1 elder bro, 1 younger bro
>
> >CHILDREN: nope, nope, nope
>
> >RELATIONSHIP STATUS: "seeing" someone
>
> >OCCUPATION: receptionist
>
> >PETS: DeeDee, small black dog
>
> >COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: mostly my work computer from Dell
>
> >ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> >WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: Alt.Gothic.Fashion, Alt.X-Files.Creative, and
> I lurk on a few naughty cartoon groups


>
> >HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

> >question): On and off for about a year, lurker almost exclusively
>
> >WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? anything not spam or music


>
> >WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

> I like to read certain people's posts


>
> >WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: spam
>

> >GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> >DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: Stealth-Goth
>
> >WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: reading, watching movies, dancing, and lots of
> other stuff I don't get a chance to do often
>
> >WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Wherever you go, there you are. Or some such
> nonsense.
>
> >WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Restraint.


>
> >WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
> >POOL:

> Agression.
>
> >WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can refrain from saying things I
> know I shouldn't. Very handy trick really.
>
> >WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Leading The New World Order. Or
> maybe just buying new boots.


>
> >WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> >POSSESSED: I wish I could speak every known language.
>
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My ability to put up with idiots with an
> even temper.
>
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My complete and total paranoia
>
> >WHAT 1S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: a lamp, CDs, a book, hair clippies, candles, a comb,
> and whatever other random crap I put there


>
> >DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

> Why is a raven like a writing desk?
>

-Marjorie


Marjorie Peck

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Karl wrote:

> zoe wrote
>
> >> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: back in the dating game. Woohoo! Now if I could just
> >convice the straight bois that I'm not a lesbian, and the gay/bi girls that
> >I'm not a breeder....oh the woes of bisexuality.
>
> I don't think the straight boy's would particularly mind the fact that your
> bi. I would have thought the normal response would have been....
>
> "oh kewl can I watch" *wank wank wank*
> Then again maybe the more socially adept people you try to date the less
> they are going to be like this. (That being said I've never manged to
> maintain a relationship with a straight girl.) *sigh* the problem I got is
> that women don't seem to want to watch to Men together. ;)

They don't????????????

-Marjorie


Ron Cecchini

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DonWantNoU...@This.Here.Email (Gnat) wrote:

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? [...] strange stories and antedotes

i s'pose this comes in handy when one is dating an Evil Chemist...

][

Ron Cecchini

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el...@toilet-duck.org (elly, Eater of Souls & Darkwave Whore) wrote:

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?: [...]
> because i want to marry Ron. that's it for sure.
...
> WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: i can break your
> heart in five minutes flat.

Well, then we're Perfect for each other, as i've no heart to break.

But, on the other hand, i'm really not into masochism...

<doing the Smurf toward the door before he gets whapped>

][

Kelly H Watts

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999, Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary! wrote:

!On Fri, 8 Jan 1999 02:19:14 -0500 (EST), creep...@webtv.net (justin
!gregory case) fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:
!
!:Skerry wrote:
!:
!:>Bah, I explained this last time. ;) Okay, you
!:>have saliva ducts beneath your tongue. I can
!:>make them squirt quite forcefully.
!:
!:is this only a Midwest thing?
!
!Not sure. But in Jacksonville, FL, it was referred
!to as "snaking". <shrug>

I don't think it's a limited thing. I do it to, usually when I'm at the
dentist to maxamise my embarassment. I didn't know there was a name for
it, though, until now.

Carrie, do you know some way to do it on command? I think it would be
quite useful with someone unplesant latches on to me at a club.

Kelly

*****
RealAudio goth radio * alt.gothic.cars * WNY Goth * AIM Squee13
http://www.velvet.net/~kelly


WorLord

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On 8 Jan 1999 00:32:30 GMT, f...@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
wrote:

>:WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can "gleek" up to 10
>:feet.

Now, *THERE'S* a term that shows age...

--WorLord, who is feeling old right about now...


"To those who feel, life is a tragedy.
To those who think, it is a comedy." -Voltaire

markus_

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> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Mark Yeddeau
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: markus_
> WEB PAGE URL: http://www.velvet.net/~markus
>> AGE: 22
> BIRTHDAY: July 12th, 1976.
>GENDER: Male
>LOCATION: The scenic (and now very snowy) paradise of Hamilton, Ontario,
which is about an hour from Toronto and has none of the formers life or
vitality.
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Dark brown with bits of blonde and red still in
there, somewhere...
>
>EYE COLOUR: Blue.
>
>RELIGION: I would like to believe there's something else out there, but
I'll be damned if I can put it into words.
>
>SIBLINGS: Scott, 24.
>
>CHILDREN: I definately plan on fatherhood someday, when me and my chosen
other are ready.
>
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: The wonderful Cara-Mae, who keeps me on my toes with
her constant energy, but she lives in Waterloo, and I'm in Hamilton, so that
sucks, but we're doing great even with the distance. :-)
>
>OCCUPATION: I started my 2nd semester of college Jan. 4th (I actually
made it this time!). Taking Computer Science (aka - Ubergeek-In-Training).
>
>PETS: Dumb-as-dirt yet Cute-as-all-Hell beige Cocker Spaniel named Sadie.
>
>COMPUTER I'M ON: Same p133 I had when I started. Only improvements have
been a scanner, and my lifeline: my cable modem.
>
>
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO I RERAD: rec.music.industrial,
alt.music.black-metal, and whatever else I feel like taking a look at any
given day.
>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING A.G.: About a month after I got this
computer, so I'd say April of '97
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? I don't post much, but the ones
I enjoy reading are the ones that actually say something about their
subject, regardless of what that subject may be.
>
>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? To listen in to some wacky discussions and
get an occaisional laugh. Actually, I mainly just look to see if Charlotte
still exists ;-P
>
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: It's that I don't have the time
nor the initiative to post to try and change what I don't like.

>
> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE WHAT KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: An accidental one...I wandered into
goth by taking a wrong turn at Albequerque (sp?). I wear black, have long
hair, and listen to "odd" music, so I got lumped in with goth for some
reason...makes no difference to me...
>
>
>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES: Geeking, trying to learn as much as I can about
this infernal contraption I now sit typing at, IRC (gotta do *something*
during class), and conversation. I used to roleplay, play CCG's, collect
comic books, and write when I could, but all those fell to the wayside when
I became broke and strapped for time.
>
>
>WHAT MOTTO DO YOU ADHERE TO?: "Don't piss me off." If you can manage that,
we'll get along fine.
>
>WHAT TRAIT DO YOU MOST APPRECIATE IN OTHER PEOPLE?: Honesty, I cannot
stand lying.

>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:
Ignorance. Of anything.
>
>
>
>WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can bend the little finger on
my right hand completely back so it touches the back of my hand, and I can
imitate a wide variety of voices (celebrities, etc.). The finger stems from
the fact that it's been broken 3 times...I have no idea how I can do the
voices, I just do.
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW? Living in or around
Toronto making enough money so that myself and my SO (God's willing I'll
still be with Cara-Mae) can comfortably raise a family. I want to be doing
somehing I don't dread getting up to do in the morning.

>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: The abiliy to wake up for class without wanting to kill.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: The abiliy to be trusted and trust
back.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I tend not to take things
seriously enough most times...I'm doing my best on this one now

>WHAT¹S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:

Don't have one. Gee, exciting answer, yes? I'm glad I took the time to
really think on this one...

markus,
maybe I'll actually post something this year...yes! Retroactive New Years
Resoloution!


50 Ft Queenie

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oddlystrange wrote:
>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
No, I just can't help talking about myself.;) I
do have some New Year's Resolutions though - 2 are
fluffy -have more sex, drink more fancy cocktails-
and 2 are serious -get my freelance writing career
off the ground, assert myself more often.
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Steph Quinlan
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: 50 Ft Queenie
> WEB PAGE URL
> AGE: soon-to-be 28 (on Jan 24th)
> BIRTHDAY: 01/25/71
> GENDER: female
> LOCATION: on my lunch break at work in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Black, cut in a Louise Brooks bob that's growing out
> EYE COLOR: Hazel-green with flecks of gold
> RELIGION: None. Raised Catholic. Practising yoga is the closest thing to religion in my life.
> SIBLINGS: One younger sister, 23
>
> CHILDREN: God no! Never! I am childfree by choice
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I've been dating my SO for over a year :)
> OCCUPATION: Publications Assistant for the Canadian Chiropractic Association. I edit a section of our magazine, compile, edit and publish two newsletters, proofread, troubleshoot everyone's computer cause my co-workers are all (but one) technophobes.
> PETS: 2 cats: Boo Radley, a 14 lb fluffy black love-kitty that I've had for over 3 years and Slinky, a tiny sleek 6 lb black kitty I adopted a month ago cause Boo was lonely.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: A Pentium 233 with 34mgs of RAm. I'm running Linux as my OS.
>
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.pretentions, alt.support.childfree, soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm. I lurk on alt.polyamory for the some of the best relationship advice I've ever heard.

>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
> question): I've been reading for over 2 years and posting for 4 months.
>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Threads involving literature and writing, social issues amd attitudes, and some of the fluff threads are fun. I'm a sucker for polls.
>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because for me, goth isn't just something I do on the weekends. The subculture informs many of the tastes and attitides that I carry with me day to day. It's good to find other people who live variations of the same lifestyle. I don't feel so alone. I love the wit, intelligence and insight of many of the people who post here.
>
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Troll attacks, people who take themselves far too seriously, extended threads that should have been taken to email eons ago.

> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Perkygoff sums it up pretty well. I love life too much to be mopey. Versatile as well. Goth is not all I am, far from it. I love the drama, intensity and majesty of gothic literature, clothing, architecture and some music. I've been called an intellectual snob.
>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Cooking, writing ( fiction, poetry and non-fiction), teaching myself calligraphy, reading, dancing, going to the theatre, museums, art galleries, artsy British films, surfing the net, decorating my apt.

> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: "These fragments I have shored against my ruins" from the Wasteland by T.S. Eliot. It could be seen as fatalistic, but see as an affirmation that even the smallest effort and/or gesture counts towards a greater good.
>
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Open mindedness


>
> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Hypocracy - it's so damn prevalent these days
>
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I do yoga, so I can contort in interesting ways.
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: publishing my non-fiction stories in magazines and perhaps my fiction ones as well


>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: to be able to sing
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My loyalty
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: my impatience
>
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A clock radio, a lamp, a box of kleenex, receipts, bank statements, bottles of nailpolish.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: No, not really.
>

Steph
--
My reply-to address is spamtrapped:
remove "spambegone" to reply

cym...@my-dejanews.com

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> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Devon Marie Something
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Cymbeline
> WEB PAGE URL: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/1482/Cymbeline.html I
PROMISE I'll get off geocities soon
> AGE: 16
> BIRTHDAY: 8/25/82
> GENDER: girlie
> LOCATION: buffalo
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: hmmm... dykey *g*... short and recovering black
cherry now in a stage of boring reddish brown
> EYE COLOR: bluey grey
> RELIGION: ummm... none really... I believe in a lot
> SIBLINGS: 1 bratty little sister
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: *smoochies Don* I have the most perfectly yummy boi in
the world
> OCCUPATION: student, slacker, whatever
> PETS: beagle and an iguana
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: my dad's
> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion rec.music.tori-amos and
some other stuff every now and then

> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC: hmmm.... since summer '96, I
believe


>
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

pretty poetic stuff, and all the good stuff like the sex olympics and bread
wars that seem to have dissapeared

>
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

boredom, and yummy people

> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: mindless flaming and pretention, but
hell... we're GAF, what can you expect


>
> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: A Cymbigoth
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: my piano orgies, my writing, snuggling
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I don't really have one...
> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty.


> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

apathy
> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I donut really have one, I'm dull


> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

being happy, independent, but not alone


> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: to understand things and people better
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I'm uber affectionate and caring to
those close to me
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I over-analyze things and tend
to worry a lot
> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: a radio, jewelry, pictures, books, candles *shrugs*
lots of junk


> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

no

Devon, doesn't feel like thinking, if you can't tell

Rivetnerd

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oddlystrange <pe...@obscure.org> wrote:
> IT酬 THAT TIME OF THE SEASON!

Oh dear G*d!

> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Jamie. Look at my sig. Would I lie?
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Rivetnerd, [Twitch] in those rare moments that I
hop on IRC.
> WEB PAGE URL http://web.cetlink.net/~chemlab/
> AGE: 23
> BIRTHDAY: 11/13/75
> GENDER: male
> LOCATION: Rock Hill, SC, a particularly backwards locale just south of
Charlotte, NC.
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Red -- Short, but not short enough. Pass the
trimmers!
> EYE COLOR: Blue-green-grey.
> RELIGION: Caffeine shamanism.
> SIBLINGS: One sister, age 20.
> CHILDREN: None. If this weren't the case, I'd be a dead man.
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Perpetually Single Boi. Sigh...
> OCCUPATION: Tech support guy / Unix twiddler / BOFH-in-training
> PETS: None with me, sadly.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Work computer. It's a Pentium Something-Or-Other.
At home it's a Pentium 166 with enough wrong with it to warrant its
retirement. Soon, an AMD K6! wh00p!

> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: rec.music.industrial (lurk),
alt.games.thief-dark-project (lurk since the group is new)
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC: Started late 96, if memory
serves.
> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?: Flame wars are nice, unless
they keep their humour about them and don't get needlessly vicious.
> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? It's a good break from work, or a nice
after-work diversion.
> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Supercedes.


> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE: To be honest, it reaslly depends on
who you ask. I personally consider myself to be more of a rivethead than
a goth, but I've alternately been called both a mopey and a perky. Go
figure.

> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Computer games, tinkering with said
computer, collecting and playing music.

> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: None really.

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: I think I'll echo
Oddly here: Maturity.

> WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

The tendency for people to focus on trivial, minor things and completely
ignore the big picture.

> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Being the Walking Database
Of Completely Useless Knowledge.
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: If I have to live that
long, I'll probably be working as a network engineer of some stripe.

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

> POSSESSED: A better sense of restraint.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Generosity and forgiveness.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Near-pathological
shyness.

> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A dead alarm clock, an air purifier, several
months of pocket junk, assorted photographs, and too many comic books to
mention.

> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Absolutely not! :)

Jamie

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XloreleiX

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Karl wrote:

> *sigh* the problem I got is
>that women don't seem to want to watch to Men together. ;)

hehehe...yeah, right!


~Lorelei~
* * * * * * *
"Civilisation is not my cup of tea"~A Split Second
"The Betty Ford Clinic--why, it must be the most glamourous
place on earth!"~John Waters~http://members.aol.com/XloreleiX


Twilight

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oddlystrange wrote:
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

errr... no. It was to quit smoking which is... slowly happening

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME:

Amy

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:

Twilight

WEB PAGE URL

homepage: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2052/
quotes page: http://members.tripod.com/~Medakse/agothic.html

AGE:

22

BIRTHDAY:

12/14/76

GENDER:

woman

LOCATION:

Baton Rouge, Looziana for school
N'Awlins, Looziana for home

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:

natural black/red/brown color, cuuuuurly, and some strange weird
too-short-for-my-tastes-but-I'm-starting-to-like-it flippy right past my
shoulders hairdo

EYE COLOR:

see hair color

RELIGION:

Catholic
Virgin Half of the Twileen/Eyelight Goddess

SIBLINGS:

none, only spoiled child

CHILDREN:

dear lord no!

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

blissfully, albeit sometimes loneily (I KNOW it's not a word :P) single

OCCUPATION:

Research assistant/teaching assistant for the Frey Professor of English
at Louisiana State University
It sounds more prestigious than it is. I go to the library for hours at
a time and help TA her undergrad class

PETS:

Pepper Gizmo, my dog that lives at home with my mommy and daddy
random bois that are nice

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON:

HP Pavilion 6340, massive gynormous thing really.
but it's grey and purty ;)

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

alt.books.poppy-z-brite, alt.books.outlander, alt.books.cait-r-kiernan,
alt.gothic.nights, alt.gothic.pretentions

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
question):

October 1996

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

type of threads? I'm not sure. It really depends on who's answering. I
like some fluff, I like some intellectual debates as well as creative
ones :)

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

because I love the people on it.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

the spamming, stupid newbies, bad responses to good newbies

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

bouncy, glittery, gettin' crusty, wannabe the punk I wished I was in
high school but couldn't get the atty-tude down ;), and disallusioned I
guess. I'm getting real tired of stupid ass 18 year olds at clubs
looking down their nose at me.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

reading trashy romance novels, hanging out in coffeehouses all day doing
fun research not school research, coloring (in coloring books), playing
spades, relearning that I have no skill for arts and crafts but damned
if I don't try it anyways

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

Dare to be wrong and to dream

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

the ability to love

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
POOL:

hatred of things in other people that you try to ignore in yourself

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:

flipping my tongue over inside my mouth

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

teaching at university, writing books, and hopefully planning a daughter
with my husband, provided I find a husband ;)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED:

a singing voice or drawing

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

my "sweetness" as people call it

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

I often wonder if I don't do things because I don't want to or because
I'm scared of getting in trouble. I guess my constant second guessing
EVERYTHING, from my life to relationships

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:

wheee! yay!!! :)
*runs and checks*
an ink pen, two hair bands, my Amy doll from my great uncle that
arranged my adoption, my star box that has all my gloves in it, my clock
radio alarm, and my little pouch with my rosaries and holy medals

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

what word in the english language rhymes with orange?
Whips and Kisses---
Twilight who, after xmas, new years, strep throat, a wedding, a
bachelorette party, rehersal dinner, packing, infecting her entire
family with the plague, hair cut and hair waxings (ew), and winning a
night of poker with my aunts, my cousin, and my mom, is actually glad
break is over

************************
"She comes apart at the seams cause she never dreams" -RHP
Midnight's Child: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2052/
AG Quotes: http://members.tripod.com/~Medakse/agothic.html
NOLA C5 Website: http://www.nola-goth.org/c5/

Christopher Anderson

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999, Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary! wrote:

> Do we *really* need to compare work to find out who
> is head pubecutter? It shall be a contest!
>
> First I shall shave the SOM logo into some unwitting
> goth's bush (ew), and then dye the leftover bits black
> & purple! Let's see you beat that, "Master".
>

Oh, YEAH?!
*I* will dress *anyone's* pubes to look like the Bauhaus face
logo. You see... *I* am the Great Pube Dresser! :P None can dress pubes
better than I! Nyah! :P


- chris

TheChooper

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>> >PETS: DeeDee, small black dog

Sorry to post junk in the 'Netscrape' thread, but this just made me smile :)
(awww....)
==========================================
|| richard lockney
|| mail: rloc...@black.clarku.edu / TheCh...@aol.com
|| http: www.clarku.edu/~rlockney

TheChooper

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>>I wonder if you can be court martialed for crimes against nature.

Possibly, but I think it still ties back to the people living on that land. I
don't have the exact UN definitions of war crimes and genocide committed to
memory, but I can imagine them being stretched to cover the destruction of
farmland (claiming it as an attempt to starve) or the contaminating of water,
etc.

I forgot the name of the article (something about reaching a shared definition
of genocide) by Israel Charny that goes to all sorts of extremes, including
environmental destruction...

TheChooper

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>Not sure. But in Jacksonville, FL, it was referred
>to as "snaking". <shrug>

In the Boston area, I've heard it referred to as 'gleecking'. A friend of mine
was (and presumably is) still rpetty good at it. I remember him 'gleecking'
into a teacher's coffee mug years back, and idiotically and childishly (so as
not to be outdone) pouring a handful of staples into the mug.

Thankfully (esp. once I came to my sense a second or two after) the coffe was
cold and he didn't touch it.

Marjorie Peck

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Twilight wrote:

> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>
> reading trashy romance novels, hanging out in coffeehouses all day doing
> fun research not school research, coloring (in coloring books), playing
> spades, relearning that I have no skill for arts and crafts but damned
> if I don't try it anyways

Yaa! :-) Nice to see someone else who admits to both trashy romance novel and
coloring books!

-Marjorie, has too many of both


Metamorph

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

No, I resolved to make no resolutions at all. Non-committal. That's
me.

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Puddintame (or Ellen)
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Metamorph
WEB PAGE URL: Ha! Like I would tell?
AGE: <snickers> Aging backwards TYVM
BIRTHDAY: October, 29th Scorpio/Snake
GENDER: Tomboy
LOCATION: Norman *spit* Oklahoma *spit* (until I graduate...)
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Golden Blondish/shoulder blade length & curly
EYE COLOR: Hazel (think: Mood Eyes)
RELIGION: Anti
SIBLINGS: Two Younger Brothers, 1 married with a son and step son living
in Orlando & is a High Class 5 Star Kind of Chef while his wife is a
Fancy Hotel Caterer. The other, lives with my Mom in Denver and they
take care of each other.
CHILDREN: One beautiful fifteen year old daughter, Amber, who you can
all say Hi! to at C5!
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married, for now. Been with the same guy for
almost 17 years.
OCCUPATION: Mother, Wife, Full Time College Student, majoring in
Business Management Information Systems. I'm a Junior and haven't seen
a programming class yet! *growls*
PETS: One official house cat named Kee-Meow, or Tiger and several daily
visitors who come for pets and scratches and food.
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Toshiba Infinia 7200 It's Black. Best I can say
about it right now.


ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: Alt.Gothic.Pretentions,
Alt.Gothic.Convergence, Private David Bowie newsgroups (I got to chat
with David and Iman today! *bounce*), Alt.Binaries.Gothic (I subscribe
to several groups, including Sci-Fi and vampire related ones, but only
have time usually for Alt.Gothic)



HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your

dick question): Since May 1997.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Sex and Fluff threads of
course! Actually I read all of them, I just can't put in words,
thoughts and opinions on several other threads. There always seems to
be someone more articulate with the same opinion I have, so I just let
it float without trying to muddy the waters in my own garbled way.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because of the people who post here and the
fact that I can always find something inspiring, interesting, funny, or
heartbreaking to lift me out of my numbness and the dark, cold pit that
had become my home for the last 13 years. Here is where I found the
courage to open my heart again. Here I found the inspiration to step
outside and look at the world, to see that it wasn't going down into the
oblivion of coldness and hate. Thank you.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Flame Wars and Nit-Picking
(spam sucks too...)

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): HA!! Goth? Me?
Not bloody likely...

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: MUSIC!!!! All kinds of music, Travel - I
am a gypsy at heart, Reading, Puzzles, Computer and Video Games - Zelda
Forever! I like board and card games too.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Anything goes until it touches someone
else, then I let "Take Responsibility For All I Do and Say" and "Do No
Harm" be my guide.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Open Mindedness and
a Sense of Humor. The two become one? ;-}

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: Lack of self-respect and not taking responsibility for one's own
life and the effect on others. Not farting at inconvenient times would
be good too.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I spawned. Sorry! It
won't happen again.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Wow! That's too far
ahead for me to see. I would like to be able to travel the world with
enough financial resources or skills to be able to stay anywhere that
inspires further investigation.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: Thing? Inexhaustible Financial Resources. Skill? The
ability to make all software work together without crashing.. Peace on a
PC. Talent? To be able to sing, compose, play an instrument, write,
draw, paint, create... To be something other than the audience.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I never give up.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I never give up? I'm
stubborn. I don't like to be given 'advice' and will usually do the
opposite. Contrary. My childhood specialty.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: You mean the box by the bed that is still in
the closet? An alarm clock, CD player w/headphones, flashlight, candle,
puffs, bottle of ephedrine for that "Just can't wake up" feeling, and a
big mug of water.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Did you really read this far? Ok then,
what does one do with a degree in BMIS when one HATES business? Oh!
Did you mean another question to add to the next Netscrape? How
about... Where on the planet do you wish you were right now? (I'm
thinking Cruise Ship in a nice Warm Climate...)

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On Fri, 08 Jan 1999 18:24:06 GMT, chom...@the.bit (WorLord) fpevooyrq
onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

:On 8 Jan 1999 00:32:30 GMT, f...@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
:wrote:

Er, actually, *I* wrote that.. be careful about quoting.

:>:WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can "gleek" up to 10


:>:feet.
:
:Now, *THERE'S* a term that shows age...

20 is "age"?

Carrie (okay, 19.)

Skerry Carrie, Quite Contrary!

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On Fri, 8 Jan 1999 13:14:19 -0500, Kelly H Watts
<khw...@acsu.buffalo.edu> fpevooyrq onpxjneqf sbe fngna:

:Carrie, do you know some way to do it on command? I think it would be


:quite useful with someone unplesant latches on to me at a club.

Er, okay. Here is how *I* do it, and I was taught by the
master in 8th grade:

Lift your tongue upwards, curl it inwards.

The roof of my mouth has a slight hump to it. Yours may
not. I don't spend a lot of time inspecting the roofs of
people's mouths. But I press my tongue firmly to the
forward-most side of that hump.

Then I "flex" the bottom of my tongue, the "root" if
you will, and.. *squirt*.

I find it works even better if I have a sip of something
citrusy beforehand, or even a piece of hard candy. Anything
that gets saliva flowing. Minty gum would work too.

You have to practice this. It took me a few months.

Carrie, who could win an olympic event at this.

elly, Eater of Souls & Darkwave Whore

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Ron.Ce...@GSC.GTE.Com (Ron Cecchini) wrote:
> But, on the other hand, i'm really not into masochism...

WIMP. You can't handle a real woman, is that what you're
saying? *smirks*

-eloquence-

http://www.gothic.net/~squee/
"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies. The chance to begin
again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

elly, Eater of Souls & Darkwave Whore

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Med...@concentric.net wrote:
> what word in the english language rhymes with orange?

actually it's not just one word, but two.

door hinge

Ron Cecchini

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<jver...@suba01.suba.com> wrote:

> Ron, you're out of the loop.
> We haven't been dating since November or so.

Clearly my Spies have not been doing an adequate job of keeping tabs.

They shall be punished!

<looks for a can of Spider Poison>

> No I didn't really poision her.
> Gnat is still swell :)

Preggers?

"Wonder Twin Powers: Activate!
Form of: Gaseous Cloud -- to escape this mess before i get killed!"

][

Ron Cecchini

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f...@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) wrote:

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? One that supplies a lot of
> straight lines for my brilliant one-liners.

i dub thee the "Don King of A.G.", for it is truly your calling!

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because I am the High Priest of a.g. dammit.

If you're the priest, i refuse to be a choir boy ...

(ooo... sacreligious Catholic joke!)

> WHAT¹S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Being an utter, utter bimbo.
> It's a good thing I'm so smart, cos otherwise I'd be fucked.

Well, that *is* what bimbos do, is it not?

i say you are not being True To Thine Own Self, David!

Now, go forth and fucketh like the little air-headed bimbette that ye are!

][

("HALLELUJAH!")

The KittenLady Stalks At Midnight

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Haydn Kitten Wrote:
>(2) Look at the US Playlists... CoS? Nary a bite.
>Horatti? MIA. Nekromantik? *sob* Can it be true?

They play the Horatti in NYC (and not just fucking That's My Girl) if you go to
the right place.

We have a DJ (Jason) who plays mostly Euro stuff...he even plays a Wolfsheim
song *other* than Sparrows!

>And these are the Perky bands.
>Americans like their own dour stuff - Last Dance, Prophetess, The Shroud, what
>have you.

:P i like The Shroud

I bought a Prophetess CD because that song...One Last Time? or whatever it was
caught my ear. Oh god, that is one of my biggest regrets.

The album is _unlistenable_. I have not touched it in years.

>I've been paying attention to playlists here and in upg lately (the
>AUStriolapitogoths are too damn lazy to even get them together), and the
>playlists are very different, even once you remove SLS from the equation.


I read the playlists posted to a.g.m. and RMi sometimes. I am so scared of some
of them.

>I'll tell you what: there's one playlist I saw on one newsgroup (no names)
>that showed all the imagination of a Top 40 countdown.


You should have been at Absolution in NYC last Friday.
One of the DJ's played the most stereotypical and fucking annoying set I have
ever heard.

Concrete Blond, Bauhaus, Dead Can Dance, Etc.

But it's what people want. (This is why I say Fuck People :P)

>(3) This coming from a non-dancer. Ask me again in about four weeks when I can
>make a more educated statement.

I dance sometimes but not to goth. I am a cue whore, and pick the ones up in
industrial music very easily, whereas in goth they tend to be more annoying
because instruments aren't pulled in the same way.

Oh yeah, I usually don't like the beats, either. Ah'm not swirly, sorry.

Anywho if you've ever been in a car with me (ok not many of you have ;), you've
probably seen me playing conducter. This is the fault of my music theory
classes.

-Leonora (Mistress of All Evil & Goddess Material :)

- love and hate tattooed across the knuckles of his hands -
- the hands that slap his kids around cause they don't understand -
- http://www.kittenlady.com wench[at]kittenlady.com -

QD SLoTHBaT

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: kirkland oer sumthin'

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: qd slothbat

WEB PAGE URL: too many to list (http://www.websharx.com/~gothnyte/)

AGE: 23

BIRTHDAY: 11/02/75

GENDER: i thinks i'mma guy

LOCATION: on a fucking rock in the middle of the pacific ocean called oahu

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: dark brown, almost to my jaw, was dyed a multitude of
colours before i decided being different was so passe.

EYE COLOR: mood dependent: ranges from a near black to a golden brown

RELIGION: i don't keep to anyone 'faith' persay, moreover, 'tis a lifestyle
strongly based in christianity influenced by the various philosophies that seem
to fill in the holes that christianity can't fill.

SIBLINGS: ate them... so now i'm an only child

CHILDREN: what are those? it's not contagious is it?

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: i am the epitome of singularity... love's tragedy is my
keep.

OCCUPATION: Um... I'm something of a information systems manager... that and i
also do this integration thingie...

PETS: the world is my little pet...

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: A frakenstein computer built by these very hands... "They
look like big strong hands, don't they..." ~rockbiter, The Never Ending Story

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: um... I'll conserve bandwidth by just saying
a lot... that's how much time i can have on my hands.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): For awhile... ever since I got on the net which was circa late 1994.
I've used different handles throughout my online experience so... yeah... I've
been here a little while.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Anything informative and well thought
out.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Hmmm... well, essentially to have a basis to
compare how lame my scene is to scenes around the nation and ultimately the
world.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: erm... never really thought about the
bad qualities of this newsgroup.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): I'm a bi-polar,
perky/sarky - glitter goth who has been at times mistaken for a raver.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: world conquest, geeking out, developing the
artificial intelligence that is mine.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Damage's been done, time to have fun...
something me and my roommate developed in a discussion about serious
relationships.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Intellect. I could care
less about the maturity level of an individual as long as they exhibit a inkling
of intelligence.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Ignorance. Not just the ignorance of not knowing, but intentionally not using
one's brain.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Dunno... I can get really fucked
up?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Orchestrating the daily lives of
every sentient being in the universe.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

POSSESSED: omnipresence... i want to be everywhere at once.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: intuitive insight on the human psyche...
it really helps when you need to make a big sale.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: lack of discipline...

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: A lot of doo-dads and gadgets... no real rhyme or
reason, they're just there because that's where they landed after tossing them
about.

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Now that you know this about me, do you feel any
more enlightened?

--
+-{ DJ MorbiD K }--------------------------------{ SLoTHBaT PRoDuKTioNS }-+
| "...and you call me a dreamer - that i forsake the Real World when it |
| is you who awakens everyday to the same world of deciet and corruption. |
| if anyone would be a dreamer, it is you who so desperately clings to |
| your lies in hopes for a purer world tomorrow. only a dreamer would |
| believe that innocence is a redeemable resource and that was lost the |
| day we were born..." -- 'Innocence Lost', Melancholy |
+-{ slot...@goth.net }------------{ http://www.websharx.com/~gothnyte/ }-+

TheChooper

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>LOCATION: Norman *spit* Oklahoma *spit* (until I graduate...)

Oklahoma isn't so bad. Just got back from visiting my mother (she moved down
there a few years back). A refreshing break from the city, lots of
sky...although it's a kinda sad place. At least around Harrah/Midwest City -
looks dated, but still modern. Sort as if the mid-60's were its 'golden days'.
You can see it in the signs and storefronts.

Or maybe it's just me...*shrug* Either way, it's really nice down there - not
too sure if I'd want to stay down there. The people are nice enough, but their
kids seem pretty stupid (at least the few that I've met).

I did have a girl ask me how far I could spit (it turns out she wanted me to
spit on someone)...

Black Daisies

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On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 01:31:16 -0500, pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange)
wrote:


>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME:

Pamela
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
Black Daisies (usually Daisies for short)
>WEB PAGE URL
http://webhome.idirect.com/~daisies
>AGE:
25
>BIRTHDAY:
November 19, 1973
>GENDER:
female
>LOCATION:
facing west, looking at the computer in an apartment that faces East
in Toronto, Ontario
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:
Very long, black, short bangs (trendy Betty style)
>EYE COLOR:
black
>RELIGION:
means nothing to me
>SIBLINGS:
one younger brother and an even younger sister, we're all four years
apart in age difference
>CHILDREN
are annoying
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
possessive boyfriend, we've declared ourselves common law on our last
tax refund statements (*sigh* how romantic!)
>OCCUPATION:
freelance animation artist, wannabe real artist
>PETS:
2 year old kitty named Thaddeus
>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON:
oh my God, we just got a new one in October and I still don't know

>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:

alt.gothic.fashion, rec.arts.bodyart

>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick
>question):

on and off (usually just lurking) for the past two years


>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

Whatever piques my interest. Good ones, though, I hate one liner
flame wars

>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC?

Information. I like to know things.

>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:

the one liner flame wars between otherwise well articulated regulars
and idiot newbies but a lot of them seem to start when a regular jumps
the gun on being unnecessarily mean to clueless newcomers

>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

Romantic to mopey, slightly fetishy, lots of black, somewhat nineties
trendy, quiet, somewhat snotty/ elitist


>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:

Sketching, getting into crafty things though, creative writing and
HTML


>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:

Whatever


>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS:

Honesty


>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Bigotry (especially the kind that leads to racism and gay bashing)


>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:

I can flip my eyelids back


>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

My own store/cafe/restaurant, doing well, making money, living in my
own condo downtown.


>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:

musical... I wish i still kept up my piano lessons. I'd love to be
able to sing, and play other instruments like the cello and guitar


>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

I draw well , I'm too friendly


>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

I'm not social and I get lazy.
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
I don't have a nightstand... well I have one but its at the foot of
the bed and a small TV occupies it. What I have on my headboard
though is my jewellry box and various scattered pendants, chains,
bracelets and stuff, a burgundy pillar candle, a really nice
candleholder with a votive in it, a candle-dripped bottle, the alarm
clock, my birth control pills and a tub of body cream.


>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

Does anyone really and seriously read these?


Love Pamela
Black Daisies --->http://webhome.idirect.com/~daisies
ICQ# :) 22304860

jver...@suba01.suba.com

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Ron Cecchini <Ron.Ce...@GSC.GTE.Com> wrote:

> DonWantNoU...@This.Here.Email (Gnat) wrote:

>> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? [...] strange stories and antedotes

> i s'pose this comes in handy when one is dating an Evil Chemist...

Ron, you're out of the loop.
We haven't been dating since November or so.

Why do you think she started reading thread about antedotes? <evil grin>

jv
"Frick, where did I put my hemlock tea? HEY! DON'T DRINK THAT!!!!!"

David Gerard

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On 8 Jan 1999 02:50:08 GMT, Individuat <indiv...@aol.com> wrote:

:WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? strictly addiction. I tried to quit *sigh*
:ciggerettes were easier...which is wierd cause I liked them more.


I read this and immediately went out for a cig. Curse you!


:Eileen Orzoff
:Indiv...@aol.com
:"That's I before E, except if you're me." -D.G


Oh baybee!


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"They also sell the visible cow and dog, complete with anatomically correct
removable bowels!" (John Verburg concerning http://www.sciplus.com/)

krysania

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-------------- 8< snippy here >8 ------------

DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: kristine

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: krysania

WEB PAGE URL www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/1307

AGE: 27

BIRTHDAY: 10/17/71

GENDER: female

LOCATION:tampa, fl

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: feria#67 straight below chinlength bob

EYE COLOR: brown

RELIGION: non-existant

SIBLINGS: none

CHILDREN: 3 kittybutts

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single, but in luuurve

OCCUPATION: software support analyst for an investment firm

PETS: 3 cats ~ scooter (the drool-cat of doooom), samantha, mikey

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: HP P-120 w/cable modem *bounce*

ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,

alt.gothic.pretentions, alt.gothic.binaries

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC fall of 1996

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? intelligent flame wars

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? it amuses me. and keeps me u-t-d
on what the rest of the goff world is up to

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: the f*ckwads that come
trolling. flamers incapable of making good points

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): err..corp. goff,
bipolar perky/mopey goff, though neither to any extreme

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: computer destroying ;) spending
waaaay too much time on irc as of late

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: bring a friend---you may need to cook
and eat someone if you get stranded (can't remember where that one
came from)

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: honesty. every
relationship one has depends upon it

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
POOL:

dishonesty (see above)

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: don't know that i have
one.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: living

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU

POSSESSED: teleportation ability

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My independence (which still
has its occasional aberrations)

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: my laziness

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: cd player, tuxedo condom (a joke only
one other person on here would get!*laugh*), assorted jewelry,
assorted tapes, cinnamon candle

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: nah...

~kristine
--
AGF-Borg 1313 of Goth--you will be assimilated
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/1307 ICQ-2033071
"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account
for the curious attractiveness of others." ~Oscar Wilde

Greylock

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On 8 Jan 1999 20:26:47 -0800, The KittenLady Stalks At Midnight
<T...@newsguy.com> did sigh:

>Haydn Kitten Wrote:

Wow. I'm a kitten now.
Next step: L33t Kitten status.

>>I've been paying attention to playlists here and in upg lately (the
>>AUStriolapitogoths are too damn lazy to even get them together), and the
>>playlists are very different, even once you remove SLS from the equation.
>
>I read the playlists posted to a.g.m. and RMi sometimes. I am so scared of some
>of them.
>
>>I'll tell you what: there's one playlist I saw on one newsgroup (no names)
>>that showed all the imagination of a Top 40 countdown.
>
>
>You should have been at Absolution in NYC last Friday.
>One of the DJ's played the most stereotypical and fucking annoying set I have
>ever heard.
>
>Concrete Blond, Bauhaus, Dead Can Dance, Etc.

Sounds better than some of the Perth stuff. No criticism of venues (past,
present or future), but not one has ever (to my knowledge) played DCD. I'd say
you take a goth-oriented playlist from now, and one from 5 years ago, they'd
be almost identical (70%).

The only changes would be *which* Sisters, Bauhaus, DM song they'd play.

>But it's what people want. (This is why I say Fuck People :P)

This is why I'm not a club DJ.



>>(3) This coming from a non-dancer. Ask me again in about four weeks when I can
>>make a more educated statement.
>
>I dance sometimes but not to goth. I am a cue whore,

That's okay. As long as your *my* cue whore.

> and pick the ones up in industrial music very easily,
>whereas in goth they tend to be more annoying
>because instruments aren't pulled in the same way.


That's largely because its easier to create listenable industrial music than
good goth.
Industrial is largely aimed at the dance floor - less so of traditional goth.

Random Industrial can be mass produced.
Random goth ends up sounding like the Sisters.


------
H*ydn www.goth.org.au bittersickandtwistedmess
--- Now love is stranger than you think ---
--- When from its fountain you must drink ---
------ Wonder what destiny we'll meet ------
--- When love lies bleeding at your feet ---

Villanelle

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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Erin
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Villanelle
WEB PAGE URL : http://www.students.vassar.edu/~erkissan/ ... <insert standard
redesign-in-progress disclaimer here>
AGE: 21
BIRTHDAY: 02/17/77
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Poughkeepsie, NY, Kalispell, MT, Louisville, KY
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE:Growing-out mohawk -- actually beginning to look rather
respectable, recently dyed dark brown.
EYE COLOR: hazel
RELIGION: synchronicity
SIBLINGS: three half-sibs, three step-sibs, one kinda-step-sib, raised an only
child
CHILDREN: eventually
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: purring.
OCCUPATION: students (last semester of the undergrad experience), writer, korean
lit. chick.
PETS: two cats- leeloo (at home) and kimpap (timeshare at school). my rabbit
committed suicide.
COMPUTER YOU'RE ON: stepmum's mac-of-no-specific-virtues, mine's broken and at
school, waiting for the g4...
ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,

alt.conspiracy when *really* bored.


HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

question): reading since spring '95, rarely in the loop enough to post regularly.
WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Truly amusing ones. The very best
flames. Any threads that don't involve troll-baiting?

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Strange compulsion. I stay away for weeks at a time,
but I always wind up back.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Both the clueless and those who think
their sole purpose in life is to roast the clueless.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Post-goth goth. Stealth goth.
Gimpy goth.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Reading trashy magazines, good books, and pretty
comix. Webdesign. Really good sex.

WHAT1S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: That which does not kill us makes us mutate.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: kindness.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

ignorance and fear.

WHAT1S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I cann turn my feet around backwards. (Years of ballet does strange things to your
body.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:

I want to have a book deal and to be living in Costa Rica with a computer and a
kinkajou. (Sig.other optional.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU POSSESSED:

Patience.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:

I love well.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:

A little problem with anger...Irish temper in full force.

WHAT1S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: "Art Objects" (Jeanette Winterson essays), gree LCD
alarm clock, PJ Harvey and REM cds, condoms, nailclippers, handcuffs, two novels, a
notebooks and pen for dreams, a rubberband, wrist spikes, and a stuffed ostrich.


Casper The BitterGoff

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> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill
> this out each season?

I Didn't Have A New Year's Resolution. My Lack Of WillPower
Depresses Me Too Much To Actually Let My Hopes Rest On it.

> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Casper "FrenchBoy" Von Somethingorother
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: _Casper The BitterGoff
> WEB PAGE URL: HA!
> AGE: 22
> BIRTHDAY: 10/12/76
> GENDER: Male
> LOCATION: Toronto, Ontario
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown But Boring.
> EYE COLOR: Brown But Boring.
> RELIGION: Everything And Anything. I'm The Sort Of Person
Who Has A Deep-Seated Need To Believe But Can't Find Anything
Convincing Enough To Turn Me Into A Believer. I've Still Got
Quite A Bit Of The Catholic Dogma I Was Raised With In Me But
It's Tempered With Bits Of Zen And A Basic Respect/Acceptance
Of Almost All Religions.

> SIBLINGS: One Older Brother.
> CHILDREN: Don't Like 'Em Much (Although The Little Buggers
Seem To Like Me) And Don't Want Any.

> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Pathetic But Probably Better Off Making
Only One Person Miserable Instead Of Two.

> OCCUPATION: Couch Potato And Club Decoration.
> PETS: A Stuffed Penguin Named Opus.
> COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: A Prehistoric Artifact Lovingly Known As
The ShitBox.

> ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: Besides The Occasional
Stroll By Alt.Gothic.Fashion, I Usually Go Around The Various
Anime NGs And The Showbiz.Gossip Group.

> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is

> your dick question): I Don't Really Know. I Lose Track Of Time
Very Easily. A Few Years.

> WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Don't Have Any Favorites
Although Troll Feeding, Really Dumb Fluff And Ass-Kissing Will
Instantly Get You On My Bad List

> WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Because I Need Something To Occupy
My Day And Because It Allows Me To Keep In Touch With People
I Almost Never Get To See.

> WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: People Who Try To
Be Funny While Feeding Trolls, Post Dumb Fluff And/Or Do A
Lot Of Ass-Kissing.

> GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
> DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE):

An Angsty And Hateful BitterGoff With The Uncanny Ability
To Cheer Up (Almost To The Point Of Perkiness) When Offered
Some Form Of Alcoholic Beverage. Also, A MakeUp-Wearing,
Very Young-Looking Boy With A French Accent And A Penchant
For Mao Suits.

> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: TV, The Internet, Video Games,
Reading A Lot Of Books With Pretentious Titles, Acting Holier-
Than-Thou, Self-Loathing.

> WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I Don't Really Have A Motto
But I Do Have A Few Pieces Of Wisdom Which Guide Me:

"Kiss The Hand You Cannot Sever"

"We All, In Our Day, Were Smart Fellows."

"The Higher We Soar, The Smaller We Appear To Those Who
Cannot Fly"

> WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Honesty.

> WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Cracking My Knuckles
Loud Enough To Startle People In A Club So Noisy That They Can't
Even Hear Themselves Talk.

> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Something That
Makes Me Feel Good About Myself And The World. What That Is,
I Don't Know.

> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU

> WISHED YOU POSSESSED: Amnesia.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: What I Call My "Selling
Ice To Eskimos" Skill.

> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: My Hate.

> WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: Evian, Cigarettes, Lighter, Ashtray,
TV Remote And Aspirin.

> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: Have You Accepted Tom Waits As
Your One True Lord And Saviour?

_Casper The BitterGoff

Karl Robinson

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Marjorie Peck wrote
>> >> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: back in the dating game. Woohoo! Now if I could
just
>> >convice the straight bois that I'm not a lesbian, and the gay/bi girls
that
>> >I'm not a breeder....oh the woes of bisexuality.
>>
>> I don't think the straight boy's would particularly mind the fact that
your
>> bi. I would have thought the normal response would have been....
>>
>> "oh kewl can I watch" *wank wank wank*
>> Then again maybe the more socially adept people you try to date the less
>> they are going to be like this. (That being said I've never manged to
>> maintain a relationship with a straight girl.) *sigh* the problem I got

is
>> that women don't seem to want to watch to Men together. ;)

>They don't????????????


Okay rephrase. Not in my experience. And besides I think the number of girls
who would want to watch is below the percentage of number of men who would
like to watch. Dunno why though nothing particularly amazing about that
sight. Then again maybe I'm just to jaded [Hand staple forehead]

Karl

Do Not Use Happy Fun KittenLady On Cement

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On 08 Jan 1999 13:03:03 PST Twilight who we also know as
Med...@concentric.net opened up hir mouth and spewed:

> what word in the english language rhymes with orange?

forage is a near rhyme

my rhyming dictionary doesn't have an entry for orange:(

-Leonora (Mistress of All Evil & Goddess Material :)

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........Love me forever...Let me know that you'll........
..Never leave me out in the cold...Never leave me alone..
.........................................................

Edward J. Kennedy

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Edward J. Kennedy (like it says in the header)

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
Snake, also a RL ickname

>WEB PAGE URL
I feel no particular need to pollute the web with further drivel.

>AGE: 30

>BIRTHDAY: 11/24/68

>GENDER: male
>LOCATION: Chicago, IL. Land of snow and flatulent political dunderfucks.

>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Short, brownish w/ coppery highlights.

>EYE COLOR: Gray

>RELIGION: Pantheist

>SIBLINGS: 4 older brothers

>CHILDREN: None.

>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Pleasantly (and unpleasantly) unattached.

>OCCUPATION: collecting paychecks from a pissant financial services company.

>PETS: one cat, Kelsie, who's finally stopped licking my fingers long enough
to allow me to post something. (Strange beast!)

>COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: AMD K6-2 333mhz, a recent purchase that replaces the 286
who finally died after 8 years.
>
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.folklore.ghost-stories, alt.history.what-if


>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your dick

>question): I first tuned in fall 1994, was fairly regular through spring 1996 and then took a
couple of years off.
>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? Ones in which little is said but much
is communicated.
>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? Nostalgia, mostly. An irrationally optimistic part of me
hopes that the signal/noise ratio will improve if I hang around.
>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: Heavy turnover. All the newcomers
go through the same phases & phrases. It's kind of like high school or
college, watching all the freshman doing stupid shit. The old-timers get
bored and leave, to everyone's loss.


>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>

>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): Austere, reserved,
sarcastic, minimalist, black-dressing. Seeking some form of gnosis in the
tangle of music and smoke.
>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Writing, reading, staring down the walls.
Secretly observing human nature.
>
>WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: I'm holding steady while standards decline.
Tempus fugit. All things will come to an end. (I'm not a mono-motto kind of
person).
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: Magnanimity.
(a trait that's pretty much banned in the United States)

>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE POOL:

Greed.

>WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Breathing.
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Living in a remote
compound, writing pulp novels.


>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU

>POSSESSED: self-motivation
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My patience
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: low energy level
>
>WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:
A speaker, a candle, an incense burner, a box of matches, a pack of
cigarettes, a folded street map, a lighter, an alarm clock and a pair of
pliers.


>
>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:

No, but I have other answers.

..Snake...

THe QuaSi-DePPReSSeD SLoTHBaT

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QD SLoTHBaT wrote in message ...

>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each season?

Ah... forgot this one... ;) But, uh... yeah. I'm just some guy who people
often refer to as "Hunter Thompson" or more specifically "Johnny Depp". Why and
how people see this is beyond me, but it's too much of a common thing to people
say to disregard.

>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: qd slothbat

Just incase anyone is actually curious - 'qd' stands for 'quasi-depressed'.

Demona0

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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
>season?
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Avery
>
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Demona
>
>WEB PAGE URL *wimpers*i dont have one
>
>AGE: 13 whoo hoo! teen life here i come!
>
>BIRTHDAY: 5/25/85
>
>GENDER: female
>
>LOCATION:ROCKPORT Ma. (aka hell)
>
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown*wimpers again*but in my own head i have
burgandy hair
>
>EYE COLOR:Greenish
>
>RELIGION: non-existant
>
>SIBLINGS:my wonderfuly wonderful brother Benton
>
>CHILDREN:umm...no...i'm only a pretent slut
>
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:non-exsistant..but i do have a stalker!what fun....
>
>OCCUPATION:i sit in hell all day
>
>PETS:one cat who thinks it wonderful to leave dead mice under my couch*frowns*
>
>COMPUTER YOUąRE ON:Gateway2000
>
>ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion, BabyGoth,and
SuberbanGoth
>
>
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC:just a few short months, but it's so
pretty
>
>WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?thing i can get thrown out of school
with;p
>
>WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? i tolled you it's pretty
>
>
>WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC:trolls+bad flamers=bad you make the
conection

>
>
>GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:
>
>DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): err..i'm not sure...i'm
sometimer perky(like now)and other times i feel all morbid and shit
>
>
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:scaring the crap out of middle/upperclass people
who dont even know what a goth is who stare at me.and the computer*grins* what
else is there?
>
>
>WHATąS THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:"resistance is futile,you will be
assimilated"-the nasty borg on star trek
>
>
>WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: honesty. and some sort of
intellectual stimulation for me

>
>
>WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE
>POOL:stupidity
>
>
>WHATąS IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:i can fit 31 grapes in my mouth at
one time
>
>
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:not being passed out and on
the floor from drugs and other such plesentries and still living with my
parents*shudders*

>
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
>YOU
>POSSESSED: being able to get through a conforsation with out saying something
silly
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: the people i love, i love with passion
>
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: my laziness
>
>WHATąS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: cd player, assorted jewelry,zit medication:P,lamp,
pictures of my friends,and my lunchbox
>
>
>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: nah...
>

Arianthe

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On Thu, 07 Jan 1999 01:31:16 -0500, pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange)
wrote:
DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
Winter 1999: aka was your new years resolution to fill this out each
season?

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: something boring and vanilla
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Arianthe
WEB PAGE URL http://www.echostation.com/ann
AGE: 22
BIRTHDAY: 31/8
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Scotland
CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: Brown with fading burgundy/plum dye.
Shoulder length with fringe
EYE COLOR: hazel/green
RELIGION: nothing solid
SIBLINGS: sister
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: happy with my soulmate
OCCUPATION: Secretary with dreams of being a techie
PETS: 2 cats: Fred and Spike
COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: P100 I built myself two years ago
ALT.GOTHIC/NET-RELATED QUESTIONS:

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic.fashion,

alt.graphics.truespace, rec.arts.sf.tv.b5.moderated occasionally,
rec.music.tori-amos, alt.fan. neil-gaiman

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your

dick question): lurked for the last year or so

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? don't really know

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? because I don't do the scene locally

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: the stupid ass trolls

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): a strange one. I
don't think I look overrly goth (in my job, I can't) but I'm
considered the office goth. I don't like much of the music either.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: computing, 3d artwork, reading, playing
Magic, painting glass

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: sieze the day

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: sensitivity

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: the ability to be arrogant and patronising

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: drinking a full glass of
Aftershock without puking or passing out.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: living in SF with my
soulmate and working in a fulfilling job

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: a singing voice that doesn't injure people

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: being able to listen

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: my lack of self esteem
and my insecurity

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND: a glass which usually holds soda, my alarm
clock and my remote controls for the TV and VCR

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: if you buttered a cat, what way would it
land?

Ari


Look Inside - http://www.echostation.com/ann
"hrmpph mmmph mph ermph ormph"
"What? How do you know she has a cat?"

lordbiran and the cavalcade of pussy galore

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:

__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Brian

YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
lordbiran, LordBiran, lereine, lb

WEB PAGE URL
http://ww.velvet.net/~lereine

AGE: 20

BIRTHDAY: 12/8/78

GENDER: male
LOCATION: Park Ridge, NJ

CURRENT HAIRCOLOR/STYLE: black, short parted to the side.

EYE COLOR: brown

RELIGION: none (I would like to someday celibrate kwanza though)

SIBLINGS: 1 younger brother

CHILDREN: they're waiting for me in China.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: doomed

OCCUPATION: customer service rep

PETS: 1 christmas cactus named Edgar.

COMPUTER YOU鄗E ON: Packard Bell something or other

WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.music.thecure, alt.kill.whitey,
alt.foods.taco-bell, alt.animals.llamas,
alt.tv.real-world, alt.music.synthpop

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING ALT.GOTHIC (aka the "how big is your

dick question): 1 year and 4 months, since september of 97.

WHAT TYPES OF THREADS ARE YOUR FAVORITES? music opinion polls.

WHY DO YOU READ ALT.GOTHIC? There are some rather peculiar ducks in
these parts. You get to learn a lot about how various people think,
as well as share your thoughts with others.

WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ALT.GOTHIC: People that take their
"net.dicks" a little bit too seriously. Bullies.

GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

DESCRIBE THE KIND OF GOTH YOU ARE (briefly PLEASE): A goth that has
fun, wears what the hell he wants, has taste in music, sporting a fan
and sailor hat, with no tolerance for wankers that take themselves so
seriously it makes you want to slit your wrists when you look at them.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: looking for a sugar daddy, reading
some comic books, collecting beanie babies, and placing male nude
playing cards on peoples car windows. Music: projekt, faith and the
muse, the cure, new wave, covenant, pitchfork, siouxsie.

WHAT酬 THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Grow from love. Learn from
love...or...GO TEAM!@# ra.

WHAT IS THE ONE TRAIT YOU APPRECIATE MOST IN OTHERS: sense of humor,
honesty, tranquility, common sense, the ability to count.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU WISH COULD BE TOTALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE GENE

POOL: the white trash chromosome.

WHAT酬 IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: I can dislocate my thumb,
marrying of my daughters to a nice Jewish doctor.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Married, going out for
dinner and dancing every now and then...sitting on my yacht sipping a
high ball. Maybe performing in Vegas.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED

YOU POSSESSED: I'd love to paint.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My inner psychologist.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I can't keep a
grudge.

WHAT酬 ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND:

I don't have a nightstand.


Say my name,
Brian

http://www.velvet.net/~lereine

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