hey "gothics"
Me
> David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
> >Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> >time?
> > Bye
> > p.s
> > also what's with all that bad make up?
Well, we would get hot if we weren't already dead. That's what's with the
bad makeup by the way. It's hard to spray-paint on your eyeliner.
-Me, with a can of black spray paint
David
Wormwood
On Wed, 28 Aug 1996 19:07:22 -0700, David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk>
wrote:
------------------------------------------------
If this isn't a joke, then I'm going to get*really* depressed.
luv, Wormwood
"Lord, deliver us from those that want to help us."
the dark unknown
David wrote:
>
> Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
Is this guy for real????
I was going to say something...........it's not very nice,
so I am not going to say anything at all
I am so perturbed I can't use real sentences.
the dark unknown
Ken Nagle
Also sprach David:
: Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
: time?
Yes. Don't you get hot in summertime? I've noticed it get a tad hot
around here in summertime. Maybe it has something to do with being tilted
on an axis and such.
: also what's with all that bad make up?
That's not bad makeup; I naturally look like a raccoon. Wanna make
something of it?
Vlad
Troll Rating: unoriginal -5
statement about clothes -3
statement about makeup -3
mentioning summer (THE LIGHT THE LIGHT) +2
Total: -9
Wank Factor: too large to compute
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me, feeling him gnawing my heart away |vl...@marduk.obscure.org
hungrily..." the cure |http://gwis2.circ.gwu.edu/~vlad/
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Christy Michelle Rickert
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
Worm...@Battist.demon.c
> >time?
> > p.s
> If this isn't a joke, then I'm going to get*really* depressed.
> luv, Wormwood
> "Lord, deliver us from those that want to help us."
It's not a joke, it's a troll...which is actually the human incarnation
of a disamlly failed joke.
Chris
Lost Boy
In article <3224FB...@netcomuk.co.uk>,
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
Ah. School must be in session.
Lost Boy
--
\ I am here /
/ to be nobody's fool \
Jason M. Garner
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) writes:
> Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> time?
Hey David how come your an asshole? Don't you get tired of being
such an idiot all year round?
> also what's with all that bad make up?
We're not asking you to hang out with us davey!
--
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come
halfway around the world. Where you come from is gone, Where you thought you
were going to was never there, and where you are aint no good unless you
can get away from it.
Vanderschueren Birgit
David wrote:
>
> Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> time?
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
In summer we don't wear black, we just walk around naked!
Bad Make-up?
Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
Birgit
Bradley W Zimmerman
<posted and mailed>
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 hey "gothics" by
Da...@netcomuk.co.uk
> Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> time?
actually, few of us go out in the summer time. we're rather
health concious and fear prolonged exposure to the sun. being
of VERY mixed European descent, i burn easily. once when i was
younger, my family convinced me to go on a vacation to the beach
with them and left me lying in the sun. needless to say, i burned
pretty badly and got sun poisoning which induced vomiting of the
projectile variety. this was especially bad since i had just eaten
a double helping of shrimp pasta with especially thick sauce. the
butter had congeled in my stomach due to all the coke i had been
drinking and poor man in the Maserati nearly sued us due to the severe
damage i caused to his fine corinthian leather interior. but we
convinced him to go after the restuarant after telling him it was food
poisoning brought on by poorly prepared shellfish. the resturant chain is
no longer in business. the man now drives a Lexus, as his Maserati is in
the shop due to more damage caused to it by a watermelon cart overturing
in front of him while he was doing 80mph while recieving oral sex from
a 12-year-old parapallegic Vietnamese male prostitute who had lost his legs
in a unexplained gazelle stampede, which of course is strange considering
he was nowhere near Africa at the time. needless to say, the gazelles
were somewhat confused by the lack of their indigenous steppe climate,
i mean, how would YOU feel if suddenly you found yourself in the arctic
tundra wearing a 3-piece suit? a three piece suit serves no purpose
in the snow and wind, and certainly no protection against giant walrus
attacks. of course, if you can't outrun a walrus, i doubt you'd have
any business trying to get very close to them anyhow...
so no, we don't get hot in the summertime....
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
think of it as "urban camoflage...."
cheers,
_______________________________THE RAPHRAT_______________________________
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from "da 'burgh" | -The Cure
________________________CO-FOUNDER: ALT.GOTHIC.CRs________________________
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*This* is why I read a.g!!!
No, I can't bring myself to snip a word of this.
kirsti
(not jherek)
Lisa Hoff
DAVEY <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
>
> Hey guys
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
We're weird, freaked out and depressed psychos because we wear too
much black.
(or something.)
Behave?!? That's not a very good way to discipline somebody...
How about....Behave or I'll be forced to chain you down and smear
your body with black Liquid Latex, let it cure, then peel it off so
that it takes all your body hair (and I mean ALL) with it. Of course,
nobody will hear you scream around that ball gag.....
See? Works MUCH better. *grin* Not that I would ever even THINK
about doing that to anyone.....<insert innocent whistling here>
-Wildfire
--
"Can't say I've ever been too fond of || l-h...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
beginnings, myself. _Messy_ little ||http://ux1.cso.uiuc.edu/~l-hoff
things. Give me a good ending any time. || (insert disclaimer here)
You know where you ARE with an ending." -Sandman
the dark unknown
DAVEY wrote:
>
> Vanderschueren Birgit wrote:
> >
> > David wrote:
> > >
> > > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> > > time?
> > > p.s
> > > also what's with all that bad make up?
> >
> > Bad Make-up?
> > Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
> >
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
Whatever. Preppies worry me sometimes. You were probably one of those
guys who made fun of everyone who didn't look like you due to the fact
that you didn't have very high self esteem. You need to behave sir or
you just might stir up some wrath in the weirdos,psychos, and freaks who
frequent this newsgroup. Then you would be in some serious elephant
sh**.
the dark unknown
William C Isenhour
> time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
This is so utterly beneath me
that for once I actually have nothing to say.
I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
--TSM
oddlystrange
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
: time?
<oddlystrange lifts up her skirt, pulls down underwear>
ummm I am not a functional "guy" at the moment
<oddlystange puts her underwear and skirt back in their proper position>
and they invented air conditioning to prevent me from sweating...
maybe when you get out of whatever backwards hellhole you were raised in
you'd realize that
: also what's with all that bad make up?
it's how we mark our territory...
oddlystrange
(who gives this guy a troll rating of -10 since his flame (bwahahahaha
I've seen waterfalls with more fire potential) only alienated half of the
people here)
--
oddlystrange -- the perkygoff fairy godmother
-----------------(who will make a purtier sig later)----------------------
perkygoff east coast branch office now located at:
http://www.obscure.org/~perky
Individuation
> > In summer we don't wear black, we just walk around naked!
> > Bad Make-up?
> > Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
> >
> > Birgit Hey guys
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
>
have better things to do than read your childish ramblings.
Eileen
Individuation
>
> Behave?!? That's not a very good way to discipline somebody...
> How about....Behave or I'll be forced to chain you down and smear
> your body with black Liquid Latex, let it cure, then peel it off so
> that it takes all your body hair (and I mean ALL) with it. Of course,
> nobody will hear you scream around that ball gag.....
> See? Works MUCH better. *grin* Not that I would ever even THINK
> about doing that to anyone.....<insert innocent whistling here>
>
> -Wildfire
I think we should start doing this to frat boys....they wouldn't enjoy
it...but I would :)
Eileen>
Johnny Satan
> > > Birgit Hey guys
> > I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> > How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> > Behave!!
its easy really, our Hudson's/ other upscale department store credit was
cancled, and all of our respective fathers just bought two new Jags (well
they couldn't be seen driving the *same* car on the weekend that they
drove during the week....) anyway, we can no longer buy this years Ralph
Lauren (my god could you imagine if we walked around wearing *last years*
IN PUBLIC!!) so the black is kind of a mourning thing....
I mean how would you feel if you were DENIED your polo YOU WEIRDO FREAK
(If I gave you money to go buy a clue...assuming you knew where to
go...they wouldn't sell it to you...)
--
****V*I*L*E*V*I*L*E*V*I*L*E*V*I*L*****
*Mumm, Dad, Don't touch it! Its evil!*
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oOo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
*As Always...........Johnny Satan....*
**************************************
William C Isenhour
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by Christy
M. Rickert@andre
> > luv, Wormwood
> > "Lord, deliver us from those that want to help us."
>
> It's not a joke, it's a troll...which is actually the human incarnation
> of a disamlly failed joke.
Now I want you all to think back to a
rather nebulous juncture in this
universe of ours where two people were in the
"right" place at the "right" time.
Let's say this is somewhere
in the hills of West Virginia.
A young mountain man strolls about the
verdant slopes one fine evening with a
large stone bottle in his hands.
After a good sloshing of his Pap's
grain punch, the violent twich in
his left arm that he's had since his
birth goes away,
and he feel charming and macho.
With that in mind,
he's started the fourteen mile-hike to
the neighbor's house,
where the rather stunning
yet mentally deficit Effie Sue resides.
As the young man,
we'll call him Cletus,
approaches the house,
he runs into a tree and falls on his back.
Pap's punch has a real detrimental effect
on one's eyesight,
but that's okay,
Cletus can hunt and pick-up by smell anyway.
Cletus picks himself up and
sidles up to the house,
and says to the young woman on the porch.
"Do yew wanna get nekkid with me?"
What Cletus does not know,
is that because of the ill-effects that the
198 proof hooch has on his eyesight,
he's mistaken Effie Sue's sister,
Ida Mae, for Effie Sue.
"Nou're nyoking, whright?
Ida Mae asks if Cletus is making an attempt ay humor
because she is well aware that Cletus
has been sweet on her sister for a while now.
She's been concious of little things like this for quite a while,
because while Effie Sue is quite the lass to look at,
Ida Mae is in the proud possession of a cleft palette,
a club foot,
and a really nasty skin condition
that bears more than a passing similarity
to advanced oral herpies.
However,
for all this,
Ida Mae has managed to get all the
smarts of the family,
so she immediately realizes what's happened and
cuts any further commentary on her part short.
She plugs the hole in her lip with one finger and says quickly:
"Oh Cletus, yew silly thang,
I wuz just playin' with yew!
Come on inside, honey-bumpkin
And this is how a "joke" failed horribly. . .
And that's where trolls,
at least this one,
come from.
> Chris
TSM has flamed the troll,
the universe is at peace. . .
--TSM
William C Isenhour
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 29-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by Bradley
W Zimmerman@andr
> > time?
>
>
> health concious and fear prolonged exposure to the sun. being
> of VERY mixed European descent, i burn easily.
I say again,
<CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. . .>
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 29-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by Bradley
W Zimmerman@andr
> <posted and mailed>
Nice fuckin' touch.
--TSM
Lost Boy
In article <322647...@netcomuk.co.uk>,
>> > time?
>> > p.s
>> > also what's with all that bad make up?
>>
>> Bad Make-up?
>> Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
>>
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
And what will happen if we don't "behave?" A spanking?
Lost Boy, who isn't, like, always so weird and shit
William C Isenhour
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 29-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" -> bad
ma.. by DA...@netcomuk.co.uk
> >
> > David wrote:
> > >
> > > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> > > time?
> > > Bye
> > > p.s
> > > also what's with all that bad make up?
> >
> > In summer we don't wear black, we just walk around naked!
> > Bad Make-up?
> > Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
> >
> > Birgit Hey guys
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
You know,
I hope your nose falls off.
It's bad enough that
you bother us with an insulting question,
it's even worse that you're such heinous mental invalid
that you can't come up with something
that even gives a passing appraisal to being entertaining,
But now you're trying to tell us that you're SERIOUS?
Are you this open with everyone that you interact with?
Do you lie about your haircolor to people that
are standing in front of you?
Please,
go away.
You are a liar on top of being a prizewinning idiot.
Between mopping the drool of your keyboard,
just stay the hell away from alt.gothic.
You suck as a person.
--TSM
Matthew M Mckeon
j...@sysalt.com (Jen Radon) writes:
> David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
> : Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> : time?
> : Bye
> : p.s
> : also what's with all that bad make up?
>
> Yep. There it is. No denying it now.
>
> *School's started*
>
> Buckle-up people. Sharpen your wit and groom your ennui.
> Take you're flame-throwers into the shop for a quick tune-up.
> Release the hounds!
>
> I hearby officially proclaim it...
> *MORON SEASON!*
> <trumpets blaring, hounds barking, and little buttheads scratching
> themselves in their borrows- slowly crawling out into the sun to make
> moronic comments in attempts to attract some attention>
>
<heh>
(I love imagery)
<Xthlc leans against a tree, the thin light of dawn shining
off his chrome-finished over-under 12 gauge shotgun as he
rolls another clove.>
<whoops of abandon and screams of pain, along with the sound
of abundant small- and medium-arms fire echo throughout the
Youzeannet Forest>
<Just as he's about to light up, a pock-marked, mean little
face pokes up out of the gopher hole next to his
steel-capped boot>
DAVEY <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> jabbers from his burrow:
>
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
<Xthlc spins around and cocks..>
** KER-CHUK!! **
<A slow grin spreads across his face as the cherry
on his cig glows a fiendish red>
Heh. I love the smell of asshole in the morning.
!!! BLAM !!! *ker-chuk* !!! BLAM !!!
> <YAWN!>
>
Open season, kids.
AGSF welcomes you to the tenth annual TrollFest(tm)!
Enjoy, and don't worry about yer limit. We ate the
game warden with some summer squash and mushrooms
last night.
> -'Seph
>
> --
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Lady Bathory
DAVEY <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> the Under-Bridge Dweller wrote:
> Hey guys
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
Why do preppie guys always wear khaki pants, white button-downs, & nave
blazers? It's all a matter of relative aesthetic taste.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
Diplomacy is obviously not your forte.
> Behave!!
Sorry, but the daddy thing just *isn't* my kink.
--
Lady Bathory....................................DJ/Couturiere/Misanthrope
Headmistress, Erzabet Travestments.........POBox 6028, Evanston, IL 60204
Email advice/counseling for dye-related questions (See Dye-It-Black FAQ)
SpinningMusicToGetRippingDrunkTo@DeathRattleGothicNight@Delilah's,Chicago
Jen Radon
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
: time?
: Bye
: p.s
: also what's with all that bad make up?
Yep. There it is. No denying it now.
*School's started*
Buckle-up people. Sharpen your wit and groom your ennui.
Take you're flame-throwers into the shop for a quick tune-up.
Release the hounds!
I hearby officially proclaim it...
*MORON SEASON!*
<trumpets blaring, hounds barking, and little buttheads scratching
themselves in their borrows- slowly crawling out into the sun to make
moronic comments in attempts to attract some attention>
<YAWN!>
DAVEY
Vanderschueren Birgit wrote:
>
> David wrote:
> >
> > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> > time?
> > Bye
> > p.s
> > also what's with all that bad make up?
>
> Bad Make-up?
> Excuse me! I think you saw the wrong "gothics".
>
I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
Tara A Edwards
Lost Boy (mto...@spoon.beta.com) wrote:
: In article <3224FB...@netcomuk.co.uk>,
: David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
: >Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
: >time?
: > Bye
: > p.s
: > also what's with all that bad make up?
: Ah. School must be in session.
Lost Boy, EVERY day is September on Usenet.
: Lost Boy
A. Dominy-Cusraque
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk>, Posting from The Short Bus:
>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
Howcome U "Trolls" Always have Horrible Grammar Didn't your Uncle/Father Send U
2
School?
Bye
p.s
Also What's with All that Sister Touchin'?
Stay Intact,
- A
<oOo----------<>--------------<Wretched Design>--------------<>----------oOo>
Indeed, This Face A.Dominy-Cusraque
has been Burned by Tears Praefectus
My Lace is Tattered, & I Am On Fire... Cusr...@tiac.net
<oOo--------------<"Purveyors of Elegant Nastiness">---------------oOo>
Hardrock and Arethusa
Thus saith Lisa Hoff the Unworthy, in the Year of Our Lord 29 Aug 1996 18:57:38 GMT :
> Behave?!? That's not a very good way to discipline somebody...
> How about....Behave or I'll be forced to chain you down and smear
> your body with black Liquid Latex, let it cure, then peel it off so
> that it takes all your body hair (and I mean ALL) with it. Of course,
> nobody will hear you scream around that ball gag.....
This is supposed to be a threat?
> See? Works MUCH better. *grin* Not that I would ever even THINK
> about doing that to anyone.....<insert innocent whistling here>
>
Oh. <disapointed look>
Hardrock, who doesn't have ny fun anymore. <wank>
--
Hardrock Llewynyth BOFH, DNRC and Arethusa Nightshade
hard...@speakeasy.org http://www.speakeasy.org/~hardrock
Through the darkness of future passed
The magician longs to see,
One chants out between two worlds:
Fire, walk with me.
Ben Colborn
Johnny Satan (py...@umd.umich.edu) wrote:
: (If I gave you money to go buy a clue...assuming you knew where to
: go...they wouldn't sell it to you...)
Think you can get one of those at the same fine department stores which
sell scratch and round tuits...am currently lacking all three...
<> ben colborn <> colb...@uidaho.edu <>
leanan70
William C Isenhour wrote:
>
> Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 hey "gothics" by
> Da...@netcomuk.co.uk
> > time?
> > Bye
> > p.s
> > also what's with all that bad make up?
>
> that for once I actually have nothing to say.
>
> I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
>
> --TSM
why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
--
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
The Proof of The Pudding
Is Under The Crust
Obsidian
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
Yes David, we get hot [sarcasm], but we just look so damn good.
Astrid
oddlystrange
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: also what's with all that bad make up?
well actually I went back through perkygoff east coast branch offices
files and found out that really what we have been doing all along is
trying to raise this bad makeup up to be good well behaved makeup
but it continuously refuses to listen and acts up in class despite all the
trying all appropriate reponses...
right now we are forming a PAC to lobby politicians to start some kind of
pre-school program for make-up that would train it to be good well behaved
make-up
we think that perhaps if there were three hours of television every night
dedicated to how to be good eyeliner and moral values of being good
eyeline that the world would be a much better place
we are also working on a five day waiting period for the purchase of any
product that containes the words "frosted blue eyeshadow" in them
this is to ensure that no one who wants to seriously wear it will get
ahold of it and cause troubles. Of course for those of us ho need it for
legitimate reasons (like to make fun of people) would not be effected by
the waiting period
oddlystrange
(who's lobbying the goth platform all the way)
Bradley W Zimmerman
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
lean...@erols.com
>
> William C Isenhour wrote:
> >
> > Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 hey "gothics" by
> > Da...@netcomuk.co.uk
> > > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> > > time?
> > > Bye
> > > p.s
> > > also what's with all that bad make up?
> >
> > This is so utterly beneath me
> > that for once I actually have nothing to say.
> >
> > I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
> >
> > --TSM
> To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic then
> why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
AND PERCISELY WHO THE FUCK ARE _YOU_ TO SAY ANYTHING?
(la lala lala....back to work....)
Leon
the dark unknown (thedark...@zen.sosc.osshe.edu) wrote:
: David wrote:
: >
: > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
: > time?
: > Bye
: > p.s
: > also what's with all that bad make up?
: Is this guy for real????
: I was going to say something...........it's not very nice,
: so I am not going to say anything at all
This is Usenet, that rule doesn't apply.
: I am so perturbed I can't use real sentences.
This is usenet, you aren't supposed to.
--
________________________________________________________________________
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
There are others here who don't even think that highly of it.
Canticle
: David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote in article
<3224FB...@netcomuk.co.uk>...
: Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the
summer
: time?
Winnipeg doesn't have a summer. We don't have seasons. It's a deep freeze
in the winter and a bug infested marsh in summer. Wearing black prevents
the damn insects from penetrating to flesh in the summer, and keeps me
warm in winter.
: Bye
Bite my crank.
: also what's with all that bad make up?
Wouldn't know, don't often wear bad make up. It smears way too easily when
drunken frat idiots like yourself come up and attempt to start a fight
with me.
Jeff-boy, glad that John is the coolest bouncer on the planet.
William C Isenhour
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" -> bad
ma.. by Hardrock a. Arethusa@spe
> > How about....Behave or I'll be forced to chain you down and smear
> > your body with black Liquid Latex, let it cure, then peel it off so
> > that it takes all your body hair (and I mean ALL) with it. Of course,
> > nobody will hear you scream around that ball gag.....
>
> This is supposed to be a threat?
To a normal, yeah.
When was the last time you talked
to a normal who didn't blanch
when you said "pain" and "sex"
in the same sentence?
I was flirting with this
normal chick when I was back in highschool.
She decided that she liked me,
and when I got to the point that
I bit her on the neck she thought
I was trying to kill her.
Bizarro shit, man.
--TSM
William C Isenhour
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
lean...@erols.com
> > that for once I actually have nothing to say.
> >
> > I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
> >
> > --TSM
> To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic then
> why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
<beleaugred eyebrow action>
--TSM
Obsidian
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>time?
> Bye
> p.s
> also what's with all that bad make up?
Yes David [sarcasm], we get hot. But we just look so damn good!
Rob Goeke
In article <322669...@umd.umich.edu> Johnny Satan <py...@umd.umich.edu> writes:
>> > > Birgit Hey guys
>> > I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
>> > How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
>> > Behave!!
I believe one of the best answers to this question is:
"I'm going to a funeral"
"Who's funeral," preppy fuckhead asks
"Your's."
--
|***********************************************
| Rob Goeke, aka Nixon, Thor, Harvester |
| Imperial Jedi Knight of |
| The Great Nation of Concretia |
Lisa Hoff
Individuation <orz...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>See you monday night Lisa :)
>I think we should start doing this to frat boys....they wouldn't enjoy
>it...but I would :)
>Eileen>
Well, the gallon of liquid latex that I just ordered got sent to the
wrong address. :( But soon, my dear..... *grin*
-Wildfire
--
"Can't say I've ever been too fond of || l-h...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
beginnings, myself. _Messy_ little ||http://ux1.cso.uiuc.edu/~l-hoff
things. Give me a good ending any time. || (insert disclaimer here)
You know where you ARE with an ending." -Sandman
Lady Bathory
William C Isenhour <wi...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
>lean...@erols.com
>> To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic then
>> why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
>
> What the hell is this supposed to mean?
>
> <beleaugred eyebrow action>
The sigfile may shed some light:
>> Ashes to Ashes
>> Dust to Dust
>> The Proof of The Pudding
>> Is Under The Crust
<scratches chin in scholarly manner>
Hmmm...."under the crust", eh? I think the poor sot should see a medic
ASAP...
--
Lady Bathory
Hopeless Toaster
Christy Michelle Rickert <ind...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
>Worm...@Battist.demon.c
>> >Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>> >time?
>> > Bye
>> > p.s
>> > also what's with all that bad make up?
>> ------------------------------------------------
>> If this isn't a joke, then I'm going to get*really* depressed.
>> luv, Wormwood
>> "Lord, deliver us from those that want to help us."
>It's not a joke, it's a troll...which is actually the human incarnation
>of a disamlly failed joke.
And a bad one at that; he forgot to cross-post it back to whatever
miserable little alt.rat-turd group he hngs out in.
HT
Hopeless Toaster
Bradley W Zimmerman <bz...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>actually, few of us go out in the summer time. we're rather
>health concious and fear prolonged exposure to the sun. being
>of VERY mixed European descent, i burn easily. once when i was
>younger, my family convinced me to go on a vacation to the beach
>with them and left me lying in the sun. needless to say, i burned
>pretty badly and got sun poisoning which induced vomiting of the
>projectile variety. this was especially bad since i had just eaten
>a double helping of shrimp pasta with especially thick sauce. the
>butter had congeled in my stomach due to all the coke i had been
>drinking and poor man in the Maserati nearly sued us due to the severe
>damage i caused to his fine corinthian leather interior. but we
>convinced him to go after the restuarant after telling him it was food
>poisoning brought on by poorly prepared shellfish. the resturant chain is
>no longer in business. the man now drives a Lexus, as his Maserati is in
>the shop due to more damage caused to it by a watermelon cart overturing
>in front of him while he was doing 80mph while recieving oral sex from
>a 12-year-old parapallegic Vietnamese male prostitute who had lost his legs
>in a unexplained gazelle stampede, which of course is strange considering
>he was nowhere near Africa at the time. needless to say, the gazelles
>were somewhat confused by the lack of their indigenous steppe climate,
>i mean, how would YOU feel if suddenly you found yourself in the arctic
>tundra wearing a 3-piece suit? a three piece suit serves no purpose
>in the snow and wind, and certainly no protection against giant walrus
>attacks. of course, if you can't outrun a walrus, i doubt you'd have
>any business trying to get very close to them anyhow...
>so no, we don't get hot in the summertime....
You, my friend, have *far* too much free time on your hands! :^)
HT
Stained
Obsidian wrote:
>
> David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> >time?
> > Bye
> > p.s
> > also what's with all that bad make up?
>
>
> Astrid
Makeup? What makeup?? I'll have you know that all this stuff around my
eyes is a birthmark, and I HAPPEN to be very sensitive about it <sob>.
Now look what you've done. You've made me cry... you're making my
birthmark run...
Sheryl
Lisa Hoff
hard...@speakeasy.org (Hardrock and Arethusa) writes:
>Thus saith Lisa Hoff the Unworthy, in the Year of Our Lord 29 Aug 1996 18:57:38 GMT :
Unworthy, huh? Why I outta come out to Bremerton and...
>> See? Works MUCH better. *grin* Not that I would ever even THINK
>> about doing that to anyone.....<insert innocent whistling here>
>>
>Oh. <disapointed look>
Well, I guess if you wriggle into the room on your stomach and beg and
plead with me to do it.....I might be able to make an exception in
your case.
I don't consider what I posted as a threat to anyone here...but most
people would be RUNNING the other way at warp speed. Hence people who
normally read here get some nice imagery and to use their imagination,
and most everyone else gets scared off. :)
Lacrima
William C Isenhour <wi...@andrew.cmu.edu> blathered:
<snip>
> As the young man,
> we'll call him Cletus,
The Slack- Jawed Yokel!
ah-hyuk!
> TSM has flamed the troll,
> the universe is at peace. . .
and we thank you for it, and a most entertaining post.
Lacrima
leanan70
Bradley W Zimmerman wrote:
>
> Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
> lean...@erols.com
> >
> > >
> > > Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 28-Aug-96 hey "gothics" by
> > > Da...@netcomuk.co.uk
> > > > Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> > > > time?
> > > > Bye
> > > > p.s
> > > > also what's with all that bad make up?
> > >
> > > that for once I actually have nothing to say.
> > >
> > > I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
> > >
> > > --TSM
> > why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
>
>
> (la lala lala....back to work....)
>
> _______________________________THE RAPHRAT_______________________________
> rap...@CMU.EDU =http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~bz29/raphrat.html=
> *bounce*ing, 2tone-skanking | PROPERTY OF -eloquence-
> chain-smoking perky-gothpunk | "Can i use some of your lipstick?"
> from "da 'burgh" | -The Cure
> ________________________CO-FOUNDER: ALT.GOTHIC.CRs________________________
it's D...I....E D....I....E, was that better?? How old are you
anyway??
Edward Johnson
: I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
We're ninjas. Don't go to sleep.
: How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
We're not psychotic. Psychoses like schizophrenia, multiple
personality disorder, conversion or psychogenic disorders, paranoia (other
than the normal, healthy paranoia brought about by living in the modern
world) and hypochondriasis are actually quite uncommon amongst goths.
Sometimes you will find a true clinical depressive or bipolar goth, if
they're not faking it.
No, the ones to look out for are the sociopathic or psychopathic
goths. These are the ones with no moral foundation or conception of
societies ethical rules: serial killers, prison wardens, certain cops,
soldiers, Nietzsche's Ubermensch, and some goths.
: Behave!!
Not bloody likely.
Ever and Always
Edvamp
mesa
> Howcome U "Trolls" Always have Horrible Grammar Didn't your Uncle/Father Send U
> 2
> School?
> Bye
This troll has no father, for he is a bastard. He, he.
Dragoness Eclectic
In <50485o$k...@vega.sysalt.com>,
Jen Radon <j...@sysalt.com> wrote:
> David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
> : Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
> : time?
> : Bye
> : p.s
> : also what's with all that bad make up?
>
> Yep. There it is. No denying it now.
>
> *School's started*
Dragoness blinks, and yawns, revealing six-inch triangles
of ivory with a close resemblence to the teeth of Carcharias
megalodon... Wake up time. Has it been a year already?
Yes, she thinks, regarding the priceless treasure she has
accumulated in that time--it has been a year since she made
alt.gothic her hunting ground.
> Buckle-up people. Sharpen your wit and groom your ennui.
> Take you're flame-throwers into the shop for a quick tune-up.
> Release the hounds!
Great talons flex and scrabble at glittering piles of precious
things: the coins of wisdom, the jewels of friendship, the elusive
music of laughter, the lessons of pain; all treasures accumulated
in one short year.. The dragoness stretches; her long nap is over.
> I hearby officially proclaim it...
> *MORON SEASON!*
> <trumpets blaring, hounds barking, and little buttheads scratching
> themselves in their borrows- slowly crawling out into the sun to make
> moronic comments in attempts to attract some attention>
Her scaly tail switches back and forth, as she hungrily takes in
the world beyond her lair. Soon, soon, the means would be within
reach..
Something chittered meaninglessly and ran away, too trivial to
bother with. The Dragoness idly wondered if MTV considered
such obvious copyright infringement on "Beavis & Butthead"
a problem...
--dragoness,
Who could get into
this "Open Season" thing...
--
"So stand as one defiant, yes, and let your voices swell,
Stare that Beastie in the face and really give him Hell!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Alt.gothic.CR Master-at-Arms ---NRA---- cyhi...@usa.pipeline.com
Christy Michelle Rickert
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 29-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by William
C Isenhour@andre
> > of a disamlly failed joke.
>
<snip>
> And this is how a "joke" failed horribly. . .
> And that's where trolls,
> at least this one,
> come from.
>
ROTFL...
Thanks, Will...I was hoping you'd run with that...
Chris
Fox
Previously, DAVEY wrote:
> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
> Behave!!
For Christ's sake Davey, go and grab a pew on uk.people.gothic
instead. It's closer to home and you won't stand quite as much chance
of getting your bum roasted.
Besides, we have a better class of insult
Fox
--
/\_/\ F Fear! Chaos! Anarchy! Now that's FUN!
\O O/ O
\o/ X Top Dollar - The Crow
Macabre
William C Isenhour <wi...@andrew.cmu.edu> spake thus:
>> > that for once I actually have nothing to say.
>> >
>> > I wish you knew just how pathetic that was.
>> > --TSM
>> To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic
>> then why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
> What the hell is this supposed to mean?
> <beleaugred eyebrow action>
ROTFL! (Go go go TSM!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not to be confused with Evasive Eyebrow
Action, or the trademarked One-up One-down Look of Complete
Startlement.
Michelle
Darkest of the Brilliants
pis...@ime.net
___*___*___*___*___*___*___*___*___*___
"When he went away I felt a sweetness
like music, if music could pleasure the
skin with a little chill." --Steinbeck
Gold
On 29 Aug 1996 22:31:05 -0400, mto...@spoon.beta.com (Lost Boy)
wrote:
>> Hey guys
>> I was genuinly interested in why you you wear all that black.
>> How come your all so weird,freaked out and depressed psychos?
>> Behave!!
Weird is a relative term, I don't "freak out" and I haven't been
depressed in a long while now. Not that that is a bad thing, I quite
like wallowing in it but there hasn't been anything to bring me down
lately.
>And what will happen if we don't "behave?" A spanking?
Please? |->
David
You people realy do have a problem don't you? A few days ago i knew
very little about you freaks so i ask i a few simple questions to be
friendly and make conversation but you psycho's are so deepressed you
couldn't understand that.
grow up
David.
p.s
Are you gothics devil worshipers if you are why the fuck do you
sacrfice animals, what did the animals ever do to you! you sick bastards
! leave them alone.......please don't put one of your gothic curse's on
me i mean no harm
Bye
SpoonDog
Hey Gothics,
> You people realy do have a problem don't you? A few days ago i knew
>very little about you freaks so i ask i a few simple questions to be
>friendly and make conversation but you psycho's are so deepressed you
>couldn't understand that.
> grow up
> David.
> p.s
> Are you gothics devil worshipers if you are why the fuck do you
>sacrfice animals, what did the animals ever do to you! you sick bastards
>! leave them alone.......please don't put one of your gothic curse's on
>me i mean no harm
> Bye
No we are not all devil worshippers. We are not all christians, jews,
buddists, etc..... Being gothic has nothing to do with religion, it is
a whole philosophy. I have never ever sacrificed an animal (just
strapped some home-made M-80 to a chicken once ;>). Gothic curse? What
the hell do you think we are? Just accept that we are who we are. We
don't want you to change and we don't want to change either. Get over
it asshole!
| |
-+----------------------------------------------------------+-
| -=Jason The Magical Flying SpoonDog=- |
http://www.netcom.com/~spoondog
spoo...@ix.netcom.com
Goth code v2.5a - GoHS1 TjP cDBRP7 PPeLDe M3 ZPuGoiMe C6op
a14= b46 H160 g5L w6A r6ISP h3 s10 k4 Ro SsWn N0795 LusGA
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| |
Individuation
> Individuation <orz...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
> >See you monday night Lisa :)
> >I think we should start doing this to frat boys....they wouldn't enjoy
> >it...but I would :)
>
> >Eileen>
>
> Well, the gallon of liquid latex that I just ordered got sent to the
> wrong address. :( But soon, my dear..... *grin*
>
> -Wildfire
molly to steal some for us :)
God...Every time I walk down a street I feel like I'm going to wretch.
Too many damn normals here... Could also be this damn virus I seem to
have acuired.
Hi ho hi ho...it's off to McKILLME I go....
Eileen (who WILL be healthy by monday night...damnit!!)
oddlystrange
leanan70 (lean...@erols.com) wrote:
: To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic then
: why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
and who the fuck might you be???
you have two seconds to reply before I swat you like the little mosquito
that you are
oddlystrange
(who thinks yo boy here needs to learn how to send e-mail from usenet)
--
oddlystrange -- the perkygoff fairy godmother
-----------------(who will make a purtier sig later)----------------------
perkygoff east coast branch office now located at:
http://www.obscure.org/~perky
oddlystrange
leanan70 (lean...@erols.com) wrote:
: I'm sorry I didn't realize that you couldn't read....OK..work with me
: it's D...I....E D....I....E, was that better?? How old are you
: anyway??
old enough to know how to go out and get his own account rather than using
daddy's cheap-ass bad connection erols account (cn we all say .aol2
kids???)
looks chump
come back when you have a clue
this may take you a while since you obviously seem to be on the negative
side
if any of your friends ask about how we are on alt.gothc be sure to tell
them that we are all pretentious snots who wouldn't accept how cool you
were
please do us that little favor ok??
oddlystrange
(who yes it must be fall)
Fox
Previously, leanan70 wrote:
>> > To: William/////I'm sorry, but if you don't understand the ethic then
>> > why are you here??????????? DIE DIE
>>
>> AND PERCISELY WHO THE FUCK ARE _YOU_ TO SAY ANYTHING?
>
>I'm sorry I didn't realize that you couldn't read....OK..work with me
>it's D...I....E D....I....E, was that better?? How old are you
>anyway??
You know, I could get to like this person *8)
oddlystrange
well I messed up and hit the w button instead of hitting the q button to
get out of usenet...
so i guess I have to say something (rather than just hit control-x and
forget this whoel thing)
anyhow I think i did a post before that i aquired like 100 used altoids
tins from my work that I want to use to make stuff like candles and
what-not
i am challenging the crafty types out there to help me come up with 101
uses for 100 altiods tins
oddlystrange
(who in the middle of mumbling actually managed to ask a.g. something she
really needs help with)
Leon
William C Isenhour (wi...@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
: TSM has flamed the troll,
: the universe is at peace. . .
You mis-spelled "pieces". HTH. HAND.
--
________________________________________________________________________
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
There are others here who don't even think that highly of it.
David Gerard
On Fri, 30 Aug 1996 10:21:34 GMT, Obsidian (Obsi...@Interlog.com) wrote:
:David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
:>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
:>time?
:> also what's with all that bad make up?
:Yes David [sarcasm], we get hot. But we just look so damn good!
Of course we're hot. We're Hot Babes don'tcha know.
The makeup is because we are perverts and this is our fetish. Pretty
simple really.
--
Rev Dr David Gerard f...@suburbia.net http://cougar.vut.edu.au/~gerdw/gothpix/
GothCode 2.0: GoAu!3CS+ TJt(ZZ) B10/23Bk^1 cR(DBR){G} p++ PPe(LNa) V++s M+3p1w
ZEx(!!--Go) C+3p1u a29- n!O b+:- H194 g+! m+)++( w+T r-4E D+~! h++TFe(Ad) s7 k+
Rn SrNy N0488Wn LauVIC+* HsMp1 Beer makes you smart.
Stryx
In article <3224FB...@netcomuk.co.uk>, dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk says...
>
>Howcome you "guys" always wear black don't you get real hot in the summer
>time?
> p.s
Magic, David, the Darkest Magic. (And Cotton)
Stryx
David
To Gothics,
I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
normal together.
Love David
Christy Michelle Rickert
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 30-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
> You people realy do have a problem don't you? A few days ago i knew
> very little about you freaks so i ask i a few simple questions to be
> friendly and make conversation but you psycho's are so deepressed you
> couldn't understand that.
> grow up
> David.
David, thanks so much for explaining that...I was so deep in mourning
and self-loathing that I misunderstood and thought you were picking on
us. Now I see that in the land of stable people, words like "freak" and
"psycho" are actually terms of endearment. I bow my head in shame and
hope you can forgive me.
> p.s
> Are you gothics devil worshipers if you are why the fuck do you
> sacrfice animals, what did the animals ever do to you! you sick bastards
> ! leave them alone.......please don't put one of your gothic curse's on
> me i mean no harm
> Bye
Woah. Wait a minute. You just crossed a very serious line there, sir.
Forget my apology. I cast The Gothic Curse (tm) on thee. Quick! Come
up with a witty comeback before your hands fall off!
Xaoc
Lisa Hoff
Individuation <orz...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>God...Every time I walk down a street I feel like I'm going to wretch.
>Too many damn normals here... Could also be this damn virus I seem to
>have acuired.
It's not just the normals, it's the normals and their parents. :P
My parents were just down here to move my younger brother in.
(Yes, he goes here now....and in the same major I was in. Scary.)
But it was alright because they let ME do the driving (and they
helped me move! Yay!). They didn't take TOO much offense
when I started ranting about how I hate driving when all these people
are around who don't know where they're going or where the one way
streets are...
>Eileen (who WILL be healthy by monday night...damnit!!)
See ya there!
oddlystrange
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
: surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
: I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
: normal together.
: Love David
no no no tobe gothic you have to sit in the dark strangle the devil and do
the chicken dance
maybe if you hung yourself you'd know all the answers
oddlystrange
(who just got a mishmash of the chicken dance and the hokey pokey stuck in
her head)
David
I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
idiots are not very friendly are you?
Love from David
Leanan70
To the obviously confused adolescent.....yes that's you....for you info,
yes I do use Erols because it is cheaper than kiddie AOL.....What the fuck
do you care anyway????????
Check your insecurities sweetie......you obviously don't know what you are
talking about.....just because you spend your life on Alt.Gothic doesn't
mean that you have the vast knowledge that you seem to think that you do
(sarcastic tone).
You must be about 18 or so huh?
Get a life......there is one away from here.....find it
Die Die
Vijay Gill
In article <84145022...@marduk.obscure.org> pe...@obscure.org
(oddlystrange) writes:
From: pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange)
old enough to know how to go out and get his own account rather than using
daddy's cheap-ass bad connection erols account (cn we all say .aol2
kids???)
Erols is cheap. Obviously they feel that the amount of time they
spend on the net does not justify them ameliorating their net
provider. Stick with attacks on what she wrote. Eschew Argumentum ad
Hominem.
come back when you have a clue
I've known both Die and Mykl for a while and they are remarkably
clued and are well versed with reality.
(who yes it must be fall)
This is pretty funny.
vijay "running dog of the military industrial complex" gill
--
Vijay Gill |The (paying) customer is always right.
wr...@cs.umbc.edu, vi...@umbc.edu | - Piercarlo Grandi
http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~vijay | Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
These are my opinions only. | sucked into jet engines.
Individuation
> i am challenging the crafty types out there to help me come up with 101
> uses for 100 altiods tins
>
> oddlystrange
Friends of mine paint the outsides all niftily and use them as ciggie
cases. They don't hold a ton...but they work pretty dam well. :)
Eileen
Individuation
> To Gothics,
> I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
> surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
> I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
> normal together.
> Love David
>
>
and worship them to the devil...where would she be without those sex
crazy chickens??? Probably in your bed! If you REALLY want to join
forces you have to come over here, let me shackle you to a wall, rip
handfulls of your hair out, whip you till you bleed and there is a puddle
of blood on the floor, claw your back, cut off your balls, and stuff you
in a trunk marked "trained slave". If you are ready to agree to these
demands....and more that will be added as they strike me....you MIGHT be
able to be one of us...though there will still have to be a judging of
your torment by the Gothic Olymipic Judges<tm>. Oh, and next time you
talk to the devil tell him to turn down the flames....this god damned hot
summer is getting to me.
Okie...love and kisses to an untrained troll
Eileen
Individuation
> It's not just the normals, it's the normals and their parents. :P
> My parents were just down here to move my younger brother in.
> (Yes, he goes here now....and in the same major I was in. Scary.)
> But it was alright because they let ME do the driving (and they
> helped me move! Yay!). They didn't take TOO much offense
> when I started ranting about how I hate driving when all these people
> are around who don't know where they're going or where the one way
> streets are...
Heheheh....my parents were here today. They took my roomie and I out for
lunch at TGIFridays. Now my parents are used to me and my apartment
mate....but the waiters weren't. Maybe it was all the black...maybe it
was my candy apple red hair, maybe it was his green mohawk or the thick
silver chain around his neck....dunno *shrug* Dad was cute
though...asked my roomie if he'd do up my dad's hair just like his.
:)
Eileen (feeling somewhat better....if only I could cut out these damn
tonsils!)
Individuation
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
> and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
> idiots are not very friendly are you?
> Love from David
>
*Eileen gets out her whip, a few large needles, and a large green dildo*
No KY jelly for you big boy...come on...lets pray to Satan and then do it
on the alter.
Eileen (once told..."You're terrifying, yet really attractive")
Rain Dog
oddlystrange (pe...@obscure.org) wrote:
: (who just got a mishmash of the chicken dance and the hokey pokey stuck in
: her head)
You know, oddlystrange, they're actually kindasorta a bit alike if you
twist them up right...Hmmm...This coming from a former music major...ack.
Je disparais encore dans mon etang...
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Charlotte Ashley
oddlystrange (pe...@obscure.org) writes:
> David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
>
> : I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
> : surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
> : I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
> : normal together.
> : Love David
>
> no no no tobe gothic you have to sit in the dark strangle the devil and do
> the chicken dance
*ROTFL* I rarely laugh outloud while reading usenet- this is good!
Meanwhile, I am wondering if dear David hs mental problems? I mean,
should we maybe track him down and send a doctor to his door?
> (who just got a mishmash of the chicken dance and the hokey pokey stuck in
> her head)
Hey! I thought I was the only one that knew that one (but can you
*dance* it?)
Leanan Sidhe
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In article <32292C...@netcomuk.co.uk>,
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
>and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
>idiots are not very friendly are you?
> Love from David
Not with geniuses like you, bud :P
-Leonora (Mistress of All Evil & Goddess Material :)
Oh Dear, I seem to have misplaced my hat of idiocy, where can it have gone?
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Bradley W Zimmerman
<posted and mailed>
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 31-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
Lean...@aol.com
OH! I GET IT!
"DIE DIE" is your _NAME_ on here!!!!!!!
excuse my prior swipes at you, i didn't realize that
you didn't know that you're supposed to separate your
.sig from the actual message body!!!!! congrats on
finally realizing this often passed-over fact!
for someone who is leading us to believe she has
a full social life, you seem to be wasting quite a bit
of emotion on here.....
PS. learn to excerpt messages, frosh.....
i have more important things to do than figure
out if you're making a lame-ass attempt at
flaming my friends or i.....
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joonu
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
>and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
>idiots are not very friendly are you?
> Love from David
well, david, when you put it that way....
wanna come over?
your desperate and ignorant insults tend to excite me...
really.... ;}
<<lick, lick>>
tai
Spring
lean...@aol.com (Leanan70) wrote:
>
> Check your insecurities sweetie......you obviously don't know what you are
> talking about.....just because you spend your life on Alt.Gothic doesn't
> mean that you have the vast knowledge that you seem to think that you do
> (sarcastic tone).
> Get a life......there is one away from here.....find it
> Die Die
>
If that's what you think, then why are *you* here?
spring
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oddlystrange
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
: idiots are not very friendly are you?
nope.
now go away
oddlystrange
(who thinks "if you have to ask"...)
swed...@ix.netcom.com
pe...@obscure.org (oddlystrange) wrote:
>
> anyhow I think i did a post before that i aquired like 100 used altoids
> what-not
> i am challenging the crafty types out there to help me come up with 101
> uses for 100 altiods tins
>
change, jewelry you are taking with you on a trip, um... stamps? stickers?
safety pins? oh here are some more: sewing notions, beads, paper clips...
there are tons more uses out there... haven't really thought of anything
you can make out of one, though...
Spring
David
Howdy Gothics,
I was begining to think you lunatics were almost civilised, but after
reading some of your shocking replys to "hey gothics" i was appalled you
are all ghastly perverts one of you suggested you would like to whip me
till i bleed then cutt off my balls... you should be ashamed of your
selves that is revolting your insane ...unless you start acting more
polite i may leave this newsgroup for ever..then you would miss me.
David.
Lisa Hoff
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> Howdy Gothics,
>
>I was begining to think you lunatics were almost civilised, but after
>reading some of your shocking replys to "hey gothics" i was appalled you
>are all ghastly perverts one of you suggested you would like to whip me
>till i bleed then cutt off my balls... you should be ashamed of your
>selves that is revolting your insane ...unless you start acting more
>polite i may leave this newsgroup for ever..then you would miss me.
> David.
*sigh* *Wildfire looks forlornly down at the shackles she attached
to her new four poster canopy queensized bed, holding a ball gag
in one hand and a sponge paint brush dripping with black liquid latex
in the other...*
Ah well....anyone else care for a spin?
Christy Michelle Rickert
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 31-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
<snip>
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
> and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
Ahhh the "moral high ground" approach, also known as "I don't have to
sink to your level".
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
> idiots are not very friendly are you?
> Love from David
No, we're too busy sacrificing things...
Terribly sorry we didn't turn out to be the adorable warm-fuzzies in
black you expected...maybe it is your frequent use of the words "idiot"
and "freak"...something to ponder the next time you try trolling...
Chris
Christy Michelle Rickert
Excerpts from netnews.alt.gothic: 31-Aug-96 Re: hey "gothics" by
> oddlystrange
>
> (who just got a mishmash of the chicken dance and the hokey pokey stuck
> in her head)
>
And now so do I.
Singing right along with you,
Chris
Charlotte Ashley
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) writes:
> oddlystrange wrote:
>>
>> David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
>
> Howdy Gothics,
>
> I was begining to think you lunatics were almost civilised, but after
> reading some of your shocking replys to "hey gothics" i was appalled you
> are all ghastly perverts one of you suggested you would like to whip me
> till i bleed then cutt off my balls... you should be ashamed of your
> selves that is revolting your insane ...unless you start acting more
> polite i may leave this newsgroup for ever..then you would miss me.
> David.
But there are more of us then their are of you... maybe we are right-
the majority- taking over the plastic world you live in. You realize we
(or at least I) have no qualms about going to visit you where ever you are
just to see what such a narrow0minded christian stickler like you looks like?
Hm.
Anyone want to come pick me up and we'll go look for this guy? I
honestly am killing myself with curiosity about just who tries so hard to
be an ass. I mean, he *tries*. I'm impressed.
Oh, and David, you never replied to my email. :(
*evil grin*
Leanan most-idiots-here-are-to-scared-to-heckle-me Sidhe
Stryx
In article <32287D...@netcomuk.co.uk>, dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk says...
>
> To Gothics,
> I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
>surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
> I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
>normal together.
> Love David
Is that what you define as Gothic. Talking to out of work angels and
playing with your chicken? "I am just like you?" Now that is a cry
for attention. Why should we join forces, I can handle it on my own,
can't you? If we kill everything that is good and everything that is
normal, there will be nothing left to kill. You speak of them as though
they were the same thing. And no, I will not "Love David" unless I know
him better than this. If you mean to send love, then do it with your
intentions and not your sig.
The Ever-Darkening Stryx
A. Dominy-Cusraque
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> is One of Us:
> To Gothics,
> I confess i am realy a closet gothic . I often sit in the dark
>surrounded by candles and worship the devil whilst stangling chickens .
> I am just like you so lets join forces and fight all that is good and
>normal together.
> Love David
Gads,
Why Didn't U Tell Us This
in
the First Place?
Welcome Aboard,
&
I Hope that U may Teach Me
the Finer Points of Stangling!
Stay Intact,
- A
<oOo----------<>--------------<Wretched Design>--------------<>----------oOo>
Indeed, This Face A.Dominy-Cusraque
has been Burned by Tears Praefectus
My Lace is Tattered, & I Am On Fire... Cusr...@tiac.net
<oOo--------------<"Purveyors of Elegant Nastiness">---------------oOo>
Matthew M Mckeon
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> Christy Michelle Rickert wrote:
> >
> > Woah. Wait a minute. You just crossed a very serious line there, sir.
> > Forget my apology. I cast The Gothic Curse (tm) on thee. Quick! Come
> > up with a witty comeback before your hands fall off!
> >
> > Xaoc
>
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
> and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
> idiots are not very friendly are you?
Nope. We just aren't all that adept at interacting with
the lower species. Sorry.
<ker-chuk>
!! BLAM !!
*splat*
<troll's head explodes and spatters several nearby trees>
Feh. So much for that headcheese Raphrat wanted to make.
<suddenly, his head regenerates!!>
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> I now annouce myself king of the gothics!!
> I order you not to wear black!
<Xthlc blinks in surprise, then curls his lip and rolls up his
fishnet>
Right then!!
<snatches pushead by his greasy hair and starts
dragging towards the .graveyard>
I've..
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> ** OW!! **
..had just about..
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> ** OW!! **
.. enough of you..
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> ** THAT HURTS!! **
.. you annoying ..
<tosses the warty little beast into an open grave>
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> ** NOOOOO!! **
.. little ..
<dumps first shovelful of crumbling, mouldy earth
in dclack's mouth>
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> ** MMMFFF **
.. twat!
Congratulations, you sad little beast. You've annoyed me _so_
much, I'm actually going expend the effort required to
killfile you. While I realize you've never received this much
attention in your entire life, don't get your hopes up. It's
merely a couple keystrokes.
*plonk*
Bye.
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> writes:
> <muffled> mmmff </muffled>
Fucker.
> Love from David
<heh>
Maybe so, but in the end, you're just another notch.
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Fox
Christ, I'm eating one hell of a lot of humble pie nowadays.
Regarding my previous post I take it all back. Having seen your
followups I will throw my lot in with those who believe you to be an
under-endowed moron with the social standing of a lobotomised
cockroach. Step one foot onto uk.p.g and I'll paint you myself.
Hugs and kisses
Fox
--
Peace is such an abstract thing. Is it the comfort one takes in one's friends
and family or the respite one occasionally finds in one's own soul? Or does one
achieve peace in the final silence of one's enemies before they make their peace
with you? - Epilogue to Skeleton Warriors
oddlystrange
David (dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk) wrote:
: Are you gothics devil worshipers if you are why the fuck do you
: sacrfice animals, what did the animals ever do to you! you sick bastards
: ! leave them alone.......please don't put one of your gothic curse's on
: me i mean no harm
the only animals we sacrifice are trolls named david...
we don't care what you did... the great gods of goth demand you to be
killed
gracias
oddlystrange
(who thinks this troll is fun to toy with... i know how my cat feels)
oddlystrange
Leanan70 (lean...@aol.com) wrote:
: You must be about 18 or so huh?
I have my days when I wish I was 18 again...
: Get a life......there is one away from here.....find it
why don't you take your own advice sweetie...
and listen... I found out that you really are a fumbling newbie with very
little knowledge about what usenet is...
if you actually plan on using that erols and the .aol account you mailed
me from to do anything for you i would strongly advise against telling
people on newsgroups to die...
it reveals your need for acceptance and it also %%makes us really want to
do anything%% with you...
you got a problem with this world then why are you in it??
oddlystrange
(who thinks this one needs a swift kick in the netass)
oddlystrange
Vijay Gill (wr...@topdog.cs.umbc.edu) wrote:
: Erols is cheap. Obviously they feel that the amount of time they
: spend on the net does not justify them ameliorating their net
: provider. Stick with attacks on what she wrote. Eschew Argumentum ad
: Hominem.
erols is slow and from what i heard tends to sometimes be buggy... and
from the amount of annoying "barbie dolls in black" posts I;ve gotten on
here with erols somewhere in the address they seem to have about the same
ratio of idiots to decent people as aol does...
: come back when you have a clue
: I've known both Die and Mykl for a while and they are remarkably
: clued and are well versed with reality.
shall i amend that to be "come back when you have a clue about how to
behave on usenet??"
oddlystrange
(who doesn;t think you make a lot of friends by coming on and mistakenly
replying to someone who is trying to defend you -- directed at leanon)
Chip
>>
> I will not make a "witty comeback" i am above that and far too mature
>and intelligent to lower my self to your level of petty insults.
> I am begining to feel that i am not welcome in this news group. You
>idiots are not very friendly are you?
Man this guy is REAL weird!!!Im not very goth and I just and love it
here, the people are sooooo damn sweet and groovy =)
--
Chip
"I may look a mess but I'm dressed to get my way"-Hanoi Rocks
Individuation
>
> I was begining to think you lunatics were almost civilised, but after
> reading some of your shocking replys to "hey gothics" i was appalled you
> are all ghastly perverts one of you suggested you would like to whip me
> till i bleed then cutt off my balls... you should be ashamed of your
> selves that is revolting your insane ...unless you start acting more
> polite i may leave this newsgroup for ever..then you would miss me.
> David.
>
>
broach...will you leave then??
Just curious
Eileen
TARogue
David <dcl...@netcomuk.co.uk> wrote:
> Howdy Gothics,
>
>I was begining to think you lunatics were almost civilised, but after
>reading some of your shocking replys to "hey gothics" i was appalled you
>are all ghastly perverts one of you suggested you would like to whip me
>till i bleed then cutt off my balls... you should be ashamed of your
>selves that is revolting your insane ...unless you start acting more
>polite i may leave this newsgroup for ever..then you would miss me.
> David.
Please don't go David! You add so much whit our astounding insight on
such so many issues vital to the Gothic Movement(tm). Your loss will
be mourned by all. <weep>
</sacrcasm>
TARogue
-----------------------------------------
Knowledge isn't power, it is sorrow.
http://www.netcom.com/~tarogue
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/2427/goth.html
"I was wrong. This changes everything." - Tool
Shadowdancer
David wrote:
>Hey Gothics,
<snip>
"Gothics" ??? !!! ???
> grow up
<snip>
Well stop being so naff.
> Are you gothics devil worshipers if you are why the fuck do you
> sacrfice animals, what did the animals ever do to you! you sick bastards
> ! leave them alone.......
We don''t sacrifice animals.
> Bye
Bye.
--
Mauricio, who reads the newsgroups a lot, but hardly ever posts.
----- Shadowdancer -----
or, in Real Life (yuk) Mauricio Alanis
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~alanis
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