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Billie

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Jan 3, 2005, 10:55:42 AM1/3/05
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Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his success? So
say my buddies who are friends with the hunk’s home boys (and trust me when I
say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly regular
visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common ground?
Either way, it sounds like there’s little chance of gathering moss.
Billie

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Smokie Darling (Annie)

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:15:43 AM1/3/05
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Billie:

Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his
success? So
say my buddies who are friends with the hunk's home boys (and trust
me when I
say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly
regular
visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common
ground?
Either way, it sounds like there's little chance of gathering moss.
Billie

ME:

How about Craig Ferguson? He replaced Conan ("fair haired
predecessor"). Ferguson is dark haired, but with a bit (alot?) of grey
hair.

Smokie Darling (Annie)

cary

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:18:20 AM1/3/05
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Ooh, I know. Jon Stewart and Craig Kilborn.

Kris Baker

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:25:35 AM1/3/05
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"cary" <car...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1104769100.8...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

Huh?

I'm trying to find ONE way that Jon Stewart fits the clues.

BTW, can you please put a space between the quoted post and
your reply?

Kris


~Mikki~

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:36:03 AM1/3/05
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"Smokie Darling (Annie)" <Barnab...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I agree with your guess, except that he replaced Craig Kilborn, not Conan.

>


Messalina

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:45:01 AM1/3/05
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Not so tall, dark and handsome Stewart. Not exactly a newbie, though.
Craig Ferguson was my first thought, but he is quite tall.

Mez

Smokie Darling (Annie)

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Jan 3, 2005, 11:59:19 AM1/3/05
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~Mikki~:

I agree with your guess, except that he replaced Craig Kilborn, not
Conan.

ME:

<blush>can you tell that I don't watch late night television? Oops, I
just knew that he came on after Letterman.

Smokie Darling (Annie)

Kris Baker

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Jan 3, 2005, 12:06:31 PM1/3/05
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"Messalina" <messa...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The "newbie" is "a hunk"....and that's not Stewart at all.

I read it as someone who is "dark and handsome" but "not so tall"...and
Stewart's not really dark.

"Casa" is a Hispanic reference to "House", and "little chance of
gathering moss" relates to "rolling Stone". Common ground....
dirt, yard, landscaping......

The Mole is a Stone Stanley Production.......

This isn't necessarily a late-night show; just a nighttime (prime time)
thing.
I'm thinking some sort of reality show.

Kris


TMorri9898

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Jan 3, 2005, 12:09:04 PM1/3/05
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>> > http://www.filth2go.com/
>> > Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his
>> success? So
>> > say my buddies who are friends with the hunk's home boys (and trust
>> me when I
>> > say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly
>> regular
>> > visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is
>> his
>> > fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common
>> ground?
>> > Either way, it sounds like there's little chance of gathering moss.
>> > Billie

Craig Ferguson and Craig Kilborn? Do I have their names right? Ferguson is
dark-haired; KiIborn, his predecessor, is fair.(I don't know signifigance of
"gathering moss")
-Mindy


cary

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Jan 3, 2005, 12:40:49 PM1/3/05
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Craig Kilborn, who's fair-haired, was Jon Stewart's predecessor in "The
Daily Show." Stewart's also short, dark (relative to CK) and handsome
in my book, at least. It's also a joke. They're both hetero as far as
I've heard, plus JS has a lovely wife.

Neptuna

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Jan 3, 2005, 12:47:12 PM1/3/05
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Really. Some foks just grab at straws.
1-Jon Stewart gay? You honestly think that guy would be closeted?
2- Dark? Handsome? Huh?
3-Newbie? To what? Parenthood?

Bigolhomo

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Jan 3, 2005, 2:52:52 PM1/3/05
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Ooh, I think I finally got one. Jesse Metcalf, the gardner from
"Desperate Housewives".

I don't know how tall he is, but I know Eva Longoria is very short and
he doesn't seem to tower over her. "Moss" could be a clue to his
character being a gardener. I just checked IMDB and it has an actor
named Kyle Searles listed as playing John in the unaired pilot
episode. Also from tvtome.com:

"In this orignial pilot of Desperate Housewives the role of gardner
John was played by actor Kyle Searles. After the series was picked up
by ABC he was released from the role. "


I pulled up this guy on google and checked out his website. He's a
blond.

http://www.kylesearles.com/

--

Bigolhomo

Trisha Toyota

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Jan 3, 2005, 3:27:49 PM1/3/05
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:52:52 GMT, Bigolhomo
<br...@noparticulardomain.com> wrote:

>On 03 Jan 2005 15:55:42 GMT, pusss...@aol.com (Billie ) wrote:
>
>>http://www.filth2go.com/
>>Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his success? So
>>say my buddies who are friends with the hunk’s home boys (and trust me when I
>>say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly regular
>>visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
>>fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common ground?
>>Either way, it sounds like there’s little chance of gathering moss.
>>Billie

>Ooh, I think I finally got one. Jesse Metcalf, the gardner from


>"Desperate Housewives".
>
>I don't know how tall he is, but I know Eva Longoria is very short and
>he doesn't seem to tower over her. "Moss" could be a clue to his
>character being a gardener. I just checked IMDB and it has an actor
>named Kyle Searles listed as playing John in the unaired pilot
>episode. Also from tvtome.com:
>
>"In this orignial pilot of Desperate Housewives the role of gardner
>John was played by actor Kyle Searles. After the series was picked up
>by ABC he was released from the role. "
>
>I pulled up this guy on google and checked out his website. He's a
>blond.
>
>http://www.kylesearles.com/

Imdb has Jesse Metcalf's height as 5'11". Kyle Searles' resume puts
him at 5'9 -1/2". Still, I like this answer. Hmmm... "common
ground" could refer being a gardener as well.

Aware1

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Jan 3, 2005, 3:44:51 PM1/3/05
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:52:52 GMT, Bigolhomo
<br...@noparticulardomain.com> squeezed out the following:

I hope you're right, Big - that's some great detective work you did!

nikita

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Jan 3, 2005, 3:57:41 PM1/3/05
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My first thought was Ian Somerhalder of Lost but I don't know enough
about how that show was cast to back up my claim. There were rumors
about him a couple of years ago that disappeared after vehement denials
by Mr. Somerhalder.

Of course I could be wrong.

Font of All Important Info

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Jan 3, 2005, 4:16:24 PM1/3/05
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 20:44:51 GMT, Aware1 <a10...@hotmail.comeonnow>
felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:

he was my first thought, too. good job digging up the "predecessor,"
Bigolhomo!! :)

--dez

...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...

"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick

Font of All Important Info

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Jan 3, 2005, 4:18:51 PM1/3/05
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On 3 Jan 2005 08:45:01 -0800, "Messalina" <messa...@yahoo.com> felt

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>

he's 6'2", according to the IMDB.

Ms Lark

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Jan 3, 2005, 4:27:15 PM1/3/05
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:52:52 GMT, Bigolhomo
<br...@noparticulardomain.com> wrote:

>On 03 Jan 2005 15:55:42 GMT, pusss...@aol.com (Billie ) wrote:
>
>>Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his success? So
>>say my buddies who are friends with the hunk’s home boys (and trust me when I
>>say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly regular
>>visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
>>fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common ground?
>>Either way, it sounds like there’s little chance of gathering moss.
>>Billie
>

>Ooh, I think I finally got one. Jesse Metcalf, the gardner from
>"Desperate Housewives".

That was my first guess too, Bigol'! We didn't call him Migayel for
nothing.

Ms Lark

JAH

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Jan 3, 2005, 4:55:09 PM1/3/05
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On 03 Jan 2005 15:55:42 GMT, pusss...@aol.com (Billie ) wrote:

>http://www.filth2go.com/
>Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his success? So
>say my buddies who are friends with the hunk’s home boys (and trust me when I
>say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly regular
>visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
>fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common ground?
>Either way, it sounds like there’s little chance of gathering moss.

Carson Daly?

Jimmy Kimmel?

Adam Corolla?

JAH

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You Got Iced

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Jan 3, 2005, 6:37:54 PM1/3/05
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> On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:52:52 GMT, Bigolhomo
> <br...@noparticulardomain.com> squeezed out the following:

> >I don't know how tall he is, but I know Eva Longoria is very short and


> >he doesn't seem to tower over her. "Moss" could be a clue to his
> >character being a gardener.

So would the sentence: "Or finding some common ground?" Since his character
is a groundskeeper/gardener, the clue seems to fit.

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Font of All Important Info

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Jan 3, 2005, 7:25:32 PM1/3/05
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:55:09 GMT, anothe...@hotmail.com (JAH) felt

compelled by mysterious forces to say:

>On 03 Jan 2005 15:55:42 GMT, pusss...@aol.com (Billie ) wrote:


>
>>http://www.filth2go.com/
>>Could it be that a naughty nighttime newbie has been enjoying his success? So
>>say my buddies who are friends with the hunk’s home boys (and trust me when I
>>say there are lots of boys in that home). One of the surprisingly regular
>>visitors to the casa of the not-so-tall, dark, and handsome dude is his
>>fair-haired predecessor. Comparing notes? Or finding some common ground?
>>Either way, it sounds like there’s little chance of gathering moss.
>
>Carson Daly?
>
>Jimmy Kimmel?

if it was Kimmel, that would make the predecessor Bill Maher, and the
image verily makes me puuuuke.

mslinda

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Jan 3, 2005, 10:16:26 PM1/3/05
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Who's started a nighttime show recently? Kimmel is over two years old
now - who's really new?

Linda C.

mslinda

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Jan 3, 2005, 10:18:11 PM1/3/05
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Font of All Important Info wrote:

Sounds good to me. That guy doesn't look like he's enjoying making out
with Eva as much as he should. ;-)

Linda C.

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