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Font of All Important Info

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Jun 5, 2006, 9:43:45 PM6/5/06
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Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of all the
so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.

I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent blouses.
I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking with
her tits hanging out.

--dez


...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...

"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"

Ugly Old Dame

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Jun 5, 2006, 10:14:22 PM6/5/06
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Considering that she can't cook....mission accomplished! ;)
I tried watching her show one time and just couldn't take it when she
was teaching people to make their own Petit Fours by buying a grocery
store bought cheesecake and cutting it into smaller pieces.....what a
joke!

I can't believe she actually has a cooking show!

Charlene

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Jun 5, 2006, 10:26:27 PM6/5/06
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Ugly Old Dame wrote:

> I can't believe she actually has a cooking show!

I can't believe they allow it on the _Food_ Network. What she cooks
isn't food.

wd42

Kyle

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Jun 5, 2006, 10:45:42 PM6/5/06
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Font of All Important Info wrote:
> Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of all the
> so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
>
> I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent blouses.
> I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking

What cooking?

Woodie and the AGC Factory

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Jun 5, 2006, 11:31:17 PM6/5/06
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"Font of All Important Info" <Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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> Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of
> all the
> so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
>
> I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent
> blouses.
> I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking
> with
> her tits hanging out.

She's annoying, almost as much as Rachel Ray.

--
~*~ Keeper of Monica Bellucci ~*~
AskMen.Com #2 Top 99 Beauties of 2005


robbielynn

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Jun 6, 2006, 12:16:52 AM6/6/06
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Woodie and the AGC Factory wrote:
> "Font of All Important Info" <Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:e62mk...@drn.newsguy.com...
> > Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of
> > all the
> > so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
> >
> > I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent
> > blouses.
> > I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking
> > with
> > her tits hanging out.
>
> She's annoying, almost as much as Rachel Ray.

At least Rachel actually eats food...I'm not buying Sandra as a real
chef
or even close..she cooks or builds a dish wearing way too
fancy-schmancy
outfits. It's all for show....and her show lacks credibility for me.-
RL

Maxine

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Jun 6, 2006, 12:40:47 PM6/6/06
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"Kyle" <kyle...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Same thing her hubby must've said as he headed out the door for a divorce.


Kyle

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Jun 6, 2006, 1:10:40 PM6/6/06
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Woodie and the AGC Factory wrote:
> "Font of All Important Info" <Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:e62mk...@drn.newsguy.com...
> > Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of
> > all the
> > so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
> >
> > I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent
> > blouses.
> > I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking
> > with
> > her tits hanging out.
>
> She's annoying, almost as much as Rachel Ray.

I don't find Lee annoying or unattractive, but as a supposed cooking
show, it's fairly absurd. It's like the 30-Minute Meals idea taken to
its logical extreme.

Kyle

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Jun 6, 2006, 1:11:54 PM6/6/06
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The FN programs are increasingly removed from cooking & eating. That
new Ham on the Street show is a real offender.

cobb...@snet.net

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Jun 6, 2006, 1:26:42 PM6/6/06
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I watched her show a few times.

1. She is so made-up she look rediculous. Her makeup is so heavy and
breast so pushed up, she looks more like a Barbie doll than a chef.

2. She can't stand not putting her neice on the show and showing what a
wonderful aunt she is. Enough is enough. Ok, she has a neice, she is a
wonderful aunt... we get it.

3. Her sweetness comes off as fake as hell.

avery

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Jun 6, 2006, 2:43:54 PM6/6/06
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<cobb...@snet.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> I watched her show a few times.


Hahaha.. I saw this subject line a few times and finally clicked, fully
thinking it was some new cheesecake or banana cake that you buy and then pop
in the oven for 5 minutes for that "home-style" effect to "impress your
guests" that dessert wasn't store-bought, till I realized it was SANDRA and
not Sara Lee.


Velouria

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Jun 6, 2006, 3:07:46 PM6/6/06
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> Font of All Important Info wrote:
> > Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of all the
> > so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
> >
> > I think she should wear a better fitting bra and avoid semi transparent blouses.
> > I don't want to seem like a prude, but she is distracting from her cooking with
> > her tits hanging out.
> >
> > --dez

And now you know why she's nicknamed "The Semi Ho".

-V

Lily

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Jun 6, 2006, 6:03:32 PM6/6/06
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Oh, come on. Giada's cleavage is far more --uh--obtrusive than Ms Lee.
And SL's arms and shoulders look like she's anorexic.

However...we are all in agreement that the Semi Homemade cook is a
half-baked Twinkie who really, truly, doesn't give a shit about cooking
OR eating.

What she really wants to do is decorate.

Lily

mantcz...@yahoo.com

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Jun 6, 2006, 7:10:48 PM6/6/06
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If you read the reviews of her recipes on the food network website (by
people that tried them) they are very poor compared to the other
shows.

On 5 Jun 2006 19:14:22 -0700, "Ugly Old Dame"

Smoot

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Jun 6, 2006, 9:54:12 PM6/6/06
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On 5 Jun 2006 18:43:45 -0700, Font of All Important Info
<Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote:

>Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of all the
>so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.

Her tits have got to be the only reason she has a cooking show. She's
got to be worst cook on television.

Rebecca

Woodie and the AGC Factory

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Jun 7, 2006, 12:34:07 AM6/7/06
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"Smoot" <Simpl...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> On 5 Jun 2006 18:43:45 -0700, Font of All Important Info
> <Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of
>>all the
>>so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
>
> Her tits have got to be the only reason she has a cooking show. She's
> got to be worst cook on television.
>


Has anyone seen her actually cook something?!

Atleast Giada cooks.

Messalina

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Jun 7, 2006, 9:23:57 PM6/7/06
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In article <bbcc82tv5j92dpomi...@4ax.com>, Smoot says...

>
>On 5 Jun 2006 18:43:45 -0700, Font of All Important Info
><Font_...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>Anyone watching her on the Food network. She has the biggest breasts of all the
>>so called chefs. And her lips seem like they've been botoxed.
>
>Her tits have got to be the only reason she has a cooking show. She's
>got to be worst cook on television.
>
>Rebecca

My tits are bigger than hers and with a decent bra, stick out more than hers.
Where she has me is in the ass area. Mine's not that great.

She obviously got the gig using the casting couch.

Mez

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