E! ONLINE/Kristin Veitch 12/06 **BLIND ITEMS**
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--Once upon a time, Nelly was supposed to be a leading lady of a
certain show we talk about pretty often here at WWK Central. She was
sexy, driven, edgy and seemingly perfect for the part-but as it
turned out, she couldn't act her way out of even the most simply
crafted scene. Her one-note performance drove the producers a little
nuts, so they soon began plotting her death. When the death scene
actually went down, the cast and crew gathered together for a party,
and when Nelly bit the dust, the room broke out in raucous cheers.
--This one is short but not sweet. A certain TV star we all love once
text-messaged me (yes, me, your lowly couch potato) at 2 a.m.: "Are we
gonna fick or what?" It was from a BlackBerry that had both the "I" and
"U" on the same key, and I'm proud to say (especially if my fiancé is
listening) that I promptly replied: "Fick you!" (Hmmm...Or was there an
"I'll" before that message? Anyway, you get the gist.)
Doctor Wu
agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> http://snipurl.com/131lb
> --Once upon a time, Nelly was supposed to be a leading lady of a
> certain show we talk about pretty often here at WWK Central. She was
> sexy, driven, edgy and seemingly perfect for the part-but as it
> turned out, she couldn't act her way out of even the most simply
> crafted scene. Her one-note performance drove the producers a little
> nuts, so they soon began plotting her death. When the death scene
> actually went down, the cast and crew gathered together for a party,
> and when Nelly bit the dust, the room broke out in raucous cheers.
Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost"?
> --This one is short but not sweet. A certain TV star we all love once
> text-messaged me (yes, me, your lowly couch potato) at 2 a.m.: "Are we
> gonna fick or what?" It was from a BlackBerry that had both the "I" and
> "U" on the same key, and I'm proud to say (especially if my fiancé is
> listening) that I promptly replied: "Fick you!" (Hmmm...Or was there an
> "I'll" before that message? Anyway, you get the gist.)
>
Ray Romano ("Certain TV star we all love")?
--
Lisa
mystique
"Doctor Wu" <pcdr...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message
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> In article <1165772843.2...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>> http://snipurl.com/131lb
>> --Once upon a time, Nelly was supposed to be a leading lady of a
>> certain show we talk about pretty often here at WWK Central. She was
>> sexy, driven, edgy and seemingly perfect for the part-but as it
>> turned out, she couldn't act her way out of even the most simply
>> crafted scene. Her one-note performance drove the producers a little
>> nuts, so they soon began plotting her death. When the death scene
>> actually went down, the cast and crew gathered together for a party,
>> and when Nelly bit the dust, the room broke out in raucous cheers.
>
> Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost"?
muzicmakr
"mystique" <myst...@cryptic.ne> wrote in message
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Whoever it is, it's a funny story.
Reality Check
wrote:
How about Mischa Barton? She was about as interesting as wood (no
offense to wood!) on the OC.
m~elizabeth
<agcbli...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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http://snipurl.com/131lb
--Once upon a time, Nelly was supposed to be a leading lady of a
certain show we talk about pretty often here at WWK Central. She was
sexy, driven, edgy and seemingly perfect for the part-but as it
turned out, she couldn't act her way out of even the most simply
crafted scene. Her one-note performance drove the producers a little
nuts, so they soon began plotting her death. When the death scene
actually went down, the cast and crew gathered together for a party,
and when Nelly bit the dust, the room broke out in raucous cheers.
Mischa Barton
moor...@yahoo.com
>
> > --This one is short but not sweet. A certain TV star we all love once
> > text-messaged me (yes, me, your lowly couch potato) at 2 a.m.: "Are we
> > gonna fick or what?" It was from a BlackBerry that had both the "I" and
> > "U" on the same key, and I'm proud to say (especially if my fiancé is
> > listening) that I promptly replied: "Fick you!" (Hmmm...Or was there an
> > "I'll" before that message? Anyway, you get the gist.)
> >
>
> Ray Romano ("Certain TV star we all love")?
>
The "love" part sounds like him, but doesn't the parenthetical part
imply she'd like to "fick" him on some level, even if she thinks he's
boorish? Can't imagine anyone putting Ray into her fantasy world.
Not that I have any better ideas for this one.
Eliza
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can act.
Billie