WATERWORLD-THE ANOREXIC FUTURE-(Global management has been SLACK)
joe.hoo...@gmail.com
'waived' as all financiers get losses restored by cyber money printout/
payout from unlimited infinite cyber money base = still remains no
limits with infinite purchase power - cost nought to print so nothing
lost ya dunce-caps hero costner explains to paula's cohorts who are
arguing and presenting him with books from fiat financial experts etc
- the same kind of experts woulda been there with their shallow non
visionary 'solutions' and advice when JOHN LAW THE GUY WHO CREATED
PAPER MONEY did his thing - now you get lectured about how if all
loans were paid off there would be no money despite telling em supply
and demand never ever stops BUT there's no money anyway - entire globe
has business for sale signs with oodles of prospective buyers who cant
get finance due to the mortgage credit crunch so there aint no money
anyway so go tweak yer cocks like amps cranked full up to 10 ya
wankers
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here's a coupla email interactions on the topic from a spiritual
website hero costner reads off during public tv debate:
[1]
>>In case anyone is confused, kali, is not serious about
>> the
> > cyber money saving the world - she couldn't be. She knows what a fragile
> > thing
> > the cyber world is. Being at the apex of our techno dream, it will be one
> > of
> > the first things to go.
haha what a sense of humour. "John Stephenson Law" [john law in a
previous
incarnation]a policeman who quit the force after he lost all his
retirement savings......
[invested on his behalf by those about to be set upon by savage
litigation in 'safe investment' categories like fallen lehman bros
and fannie mae or freddie mac who comprise a significant part of the
backbone of the worlds largest economy buying mortgages from banks and
selling em to investors at now greatly alarmed trembling and
trepidatory wall st - FM & FM share debts equaling 5 TRILLION between
them]
] ......which were of considerable amount proportion$ is not serious
about
getting offside with his angry fellow compatriot officers who will be
suing for a cyber money printout/payout to restore their losses and
much
more including the mental anguish caused by those who unlike john
arent
joking about the dubious 'fragile'feasibility of going the cyber
money
route of riches and fairer equal distribution of wealth from a base
of
endless unlimited infinite wealth and believing it'll be business as
usual again soon grimly adhering to our glorious doomed brief boom
long
bust system
john is only kidding about the garage chockfull of candles he has
hoarded in anticipation of impending armagedon where electricity will
be
lost forever with techno dreams due to the dreaded new amnesia bug
created specifically for world war 3 where the secret of how to
conduct
electricity and technology will be forever forgotten by all
survivors...and that massive pile of firewood for cooking and bathing
and winter warmth etc that rises ever higher each week in his
desperately staving off foreclosure mortgaged backyard [he has hidden
his car at my place and though the vicious repo men broke his arms
etc
he wouldnt let on as to it's whereabouts or that of all the the other
gear stacked in my large spare room and store room which have fallen
hopelessly behind on payments]
in GURU'S LOVE - YOURS TRULY muscling up at the new 'power of the
internet' cyber
gym on the noughtilus machine [which adds zero's and commas besides
numbers totalling 1 to 10etc and have just set feet to stirrups onto
my
gymnastic cyber-horse n' galloping to the money tree quicker than you
can say 'profit and loss' and the instantaneous arrival immediacy of
when you hit 'send' on emails - giddy-up -----------ps - GURU spoke of
the power
of celluloid film on the masses influencewise etc - what might he
have
said of the awesome power of the internet? anyone? [negative comments
welcome too;-)
here's the other from a dude highly disparaging of cyber money in
previous forum interaction who always signs off with 'Om Shanti'
[2]
> cyber money still requires
> someone with a gun to make you accept it - om shanti
if thats the way you perceive it try murder inc - sure they could use
the money now - om penny-ante
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much later paula robinson's recycled sewage plants get underway
despite the shitfight protests on the 'no war' scale of the invasion
of iraq where every time she makes a public appearance armies of
protesters arrive with rubber gloves and buckets of plop and hurl
faeces at her - thankfully no violence like the margaret thatcher
protests in uk - damn control freaks always use the police as riot
cannon fodder - recall thatcher being advised not to show up and the
defiant glint in her eyes as if she enjoyed all the certain trouble to
transpire when she did show hero costner's english supporters mention
saying they believed she started the falklands war to divert public
attention from the 12 months long coal miner's strike and the
generally overall deplorable state of the british economy - paula has
a nervous breakdown and runs into the crowded city night screaming...
...after some attempted recuperative convalescence she organises a
plan - 'you lucky people' she announces to the country 'just think of
all the money we'd save if we didnt have to buy food - well now we're
all going onto a truly healthy diet similar to the astronauts when in
outer space - BEST MULTIVITAMINS YOU CAN BUY AT REASONABLE
PRICES' [predictably multivitamin prices soon begin to rise 'slowly']
she and the radically reduced elite who still have a bit of money
ensure they get whatever food becoming available with climate change
ravaging the planet
after the exceedingly terrible great china war breaks out with
atrocities unimaginable the 'ungodly' chinese [religion is forbidden
in china where the gov is 'god'] are brusquely chastised admonished
rebuked and reprimanded by the pope, the muslims and the hindus - the
chinese head knowing there's no turning back tells the pope via
italian speaking interpretor that he is a little weasel and that china
helped out the yanks by buying 1.5 trillion worth of debt from them
and now they shitting on us and dont cry poor to us for a loan behind
the scenes while appearing holy and caring outwardly to the world you
greasy dago hypocryte. these racist comments further shock an outaged
rome and the rest of italy and world.
the italian mafia respond with 'you gotta lodda nerve speaking to
'Papa' lika that - whattssamatta you gotta no respect?
shuddupyourmouth you stupid slopehead - you even a looka sideways at
us from now on we come anda breaka your face anna you gonna look like
a fly lice with a sweet n sour sauce' you fuckin' sucknaan' - same
night the chinese ambassador in rome is shot dead and the embassy
blown away by a bomb.
the chinese leader has done some spiritual research after chinese
spies inform him that nearly every american detective show has music
by a band called THE WHO and there's titles in the credits like BABA
O' RILEY by Pete Townshend it's guitarist/songwriter who is the most
famous follower of MEHER BABA who is believed by millions to have been
the christ, messiah, prophet, avatar. he roasts the muslim leaders
using baba's quotes like 'there's no damage to religion greater than
that done by the priest class' and 'we got enough religions, dont need
any more' and recounts lines from enormously growing MB literature
about how muslim women got those cowels they cover their heads and
faces with having only slots for their eyes - female follower of
prophet mohammed is wolf-whistled and sexually propositioned by arab
workers she passes each day - [arabs were extremely lusty back then
indulging over 30 women a week] mohammed who whittled it back by
marrying 7 8 or 9 wives tells her just cover your face every time you
pass them - the muslim priests mullahs and imams etc made it
compulsory conventional social religious comportment - no need this
baba fella telling us that organised priest class religion which
follows the advent of every major prophet is shit. we already know.
and that one of many reasons why we dont allow religion in china. ooh
yeah im one big bad infidel, i dont believe in you and your priest
class bullshit...
and the hypocrisy of you hindus castigating china for violation of
human rights - YOUR HINDU CASTE SYSTEM IS ONE OF THE LOWEST MOST
SHAMEFUL ONGOING DISGRACES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN and hardly mentions
- too busy picking on china - if a born into a lower caste
'untouchable's' mere shadow crosses the path of a holier than thou
brahmin priest he is beaten up and they have suffered far grievously
worse for thousands of years - anyway chinese army coming to eat you
and shit you out
meanwhile somewhere in this script paula robinson secretly visits
russia but the president declines a meeting and only gets as far as
general buttinski who conveys the presidents message 'dear paula sorry
but the president wants you to do the russian ballet. 'what do you
mean russian ballet?' she asks - 'PISSENOFFSKI firmly replies the
general
also somewhere in all this paula asks hero costner what he visualizes
the future of moviedom to be. TRICK PHOTOGRAPHY he boldly declares -
it'll probably put lots of actors out of work - CAMERAWORK ETC WILL BE
SO ADVANCED IT'LL BE ABLE TO PERFECTLY SIMULATE VISUAL AND VOCAL-AUDIO
AND RECREATE STARS like clark gable jane fonda charles bronson yul
brynner peter ustinov marilyn monroe sean connery clint eastwood
edward g robinson richard burton liz taylor victor mature desi arnaz
and lucille ball tyrone power sophia loren gina lollobrigida jane
wyman barbra stanwyck spencer tracy robert mitchum errol flynn sly
stallone paul newman robert redford faye dunaway etc and they might
even satire the names in comedies like...ummm...'FLYING TURDS' [the
recycled sewage story] starring VICTOR MANURE - RICKY RETARDO - and
LUCILLE BAWL
pipeline pete
More script - hero costner rams it home forcefully that UP TO NOW
THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE FOR AIDS...'and you're trying to tell me paula
that with the combined human waste of multimillions of people the
chemicals used to treat recycled sewage is gonna prevent a mind
bogglingly enormous fatal increase of the spread of aids? if that be
true then im a chinaman and thats how the whites of our eyes will
become with the spread of HEPATITIS A-B-C etc - yellow as a chinaman
and we become so weak n' debilitated we can hardly even lift a finger
to assist ourselves outa bed...
now i dont know of any conspiracy theory of so called 'bad
billionairres' running world finance but if there's any left who aint
been mangled by the mortgage meltdown credit crunching that crushed/
crashed the market i'd venture a wild guess that they have a
gargantuanly huge debt collection problem - you and your control
freaks say im an anarchist but there are those who will argue that
'anarchy does not mean outa control but outa THEIR control' - hey the
creation of unlimited cyber money hasnt been any closely guarded
secret for ages and we wouldnt have an impossible financial crisis
if...- well just who is the el supremo head honcho big kahuna
supposedly in charge of global finance who's preventing cyber money? I
mean look at the place...america, home of the homeless damn n' block
your asses [REVEREND JESSE JACKSON makes a brief film appearance
shouting 'BRING ME HIS NUTS...GONNA HAVE HIS BALLS FOR A BOW-TIE]...
...there are those who say 'he who has the gold makes the rules' -
thats as may be but i believe THE CREATION OF CYBER MONEY WILL SOON
BECOME THE NEW GOLD RUSH AND EVENTUALLY BRING ABOUT THE LONG DISCUSSED
CASHLESS SOCIETY repeat, costs nothing to print so there's nothing to
lose full stop boom boom end of story smiles of joy and relief all
round and dancing in the streets [this occurs when the prez prints the
emergency cyber money payout as ordered by judge judy and restores all
terrible financial losses at all working levels from labourers to
legal and it's a win/win for both public and politics]
hmmm...now some work on paula's big bodyguard son lucas...he's as
stupid as a block of cement and when hero costner calls him 'mucus' it
takes a long while to register...he's like a guard back in berlin
wall days checking a border crossing carload papers passports n'
visa's etc and the driver discovers he doesnt speak english and all
the while with friendly cordial warm smiling face unleashes a tirade
of insults upon him 'ya big stupid oaf never seen anyone look as dopey
as you ya fucking idiot what a goober ya got a head onya like a
bastard pig etcetc...and the passengers strain somthing awful not to
lose control and burst out laughing - hero costner and lucas cross
paths and costner says ' hear your taking a holiday in germany
lucas...here's something to say to every guy you meet in germany.
promise ya this is even better than the 2 words most immigrants soon
learn in a new country the 1st one starting with the letter F and the
second with O - just say FICKEN SIE FRAU to em, it means 'i just love
germans so much and you'll have no maladjustment problems - lucas
practices and rehearses these words like luca brasi in the godfather
film - much later when lucas returns from germany black eyed and
swaddled in bandages and liniment with broken arm in plaster sling he
is asked by customs if he has anything to declare 'yeah, dont go to
germany;-)
pipeline pete
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Only financial sure-bet advice i can provide to raise money in this
sad quicksand-sinking financial fiasco is to raffle a de$perate
attractive curvaceously nubile nympho slut as the guys'll surely buy
the tickets after JP Morgan with 1.5 billion write-down said same
thing about banking disclosure or no investment as i did earlier hero
costner declares...someone who'll do it for cheap - wish i was such a
ciggie puffing slut...fucking prices...gold is cheaper than
cigarettes...for a carton of smokes i'd be anybody's
Begs the question after judge judy sorted the president out - are
insolvent superannuation funds still receiving deductions from wages
n' salaries n' workers being diddled big time...
new script inserts - paula robinson gets recycled sewerage up n'
running thereabouts and hero costner epidemic predictions come to pass
- the public are helpless to fight her - they feel like blindfolded
boxers with one arm tied behind back slugging it out and it engenders
horrendous fly plagues as the flies go for it like they go to shit -
she is kidnapped held down and a large fly is tattooed on her nose
then dumped outside a tv station with camera's awaiting
Later on just before hero costner assumes the managerial cyber money
funding reins he brings about paula's downfall by exposing that as a
nurse in her first job on leaving school she was busted swapping
babies around in a maternity ward by shuffling the name tags around -
she did it for 'fun'
pipeline pete
Script cont - how 'Mrs Robinson' who due to having a reputation for
dropping her knickers at the slightest provocation in early still
attractive younger years was nicknamed/known as 'Paula Pantsdown'
stole the unlimited Cyber Money plan from hero Costner...[she was a
facial combination of virgin Mary & Cleopatra then but if u wrote
something like 'his hand moved like a hand long starved of woman it
wouldnt be making for your naughty parts Paula ya un-arousing cant
make the cake rise in the oven brawling old boiler - he says after she
called our hero a 'soft-cock'] - he then delivers a light playful slap
to her face on tv & loudly utters the word 'CAGNEY!' explaining this
is what he as leader of his teenage 'gang' used to & had others do to
anyone who said anything stupid or proposed a dumb suggestion solution
to an immediate problem... like Jimmy Cagney did in the movies in that
'Ya doity rat - you're da rat dat killed my brudda' slap slap scene -
never heard an actor that could deliver words that fast & remain
coherent still fully imparting to the listeners' - GIVE HIM A 'CAGNEY'
quickly becomes the latest teenage fad much to mrs robinson's supreme
disaproval
'Look people the last Great Depression lasted 12 years but this time
we already have a costs nothing to print cyber money solution. CYBER
MONEY IS THE FABULOUS MOOLAH SURPASSING ALL MOTHERLODES - IT RELEGATES
EVEN GOLD TO THE VALUE OF A SQUASHED COCA COLA CAN IN COMPARISON hero
costner declares. The mortgage meltdown/credit crunch has knocked us
all flat. Face it, we are financially fallen. There's no fnance.
Business is buggered. Look at how thin the newspapers are getting.
THERE'S BEEN A DREADFULLY DRASTIC REDUCTION IN ADVERTISING - IT AINT
NEWSPAPER SALES WHERE THE PROFIT IS - THAT COMES FROM ADVERTISING
WHICH IS THE BREAD N' BUTTER OF IT - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
BUSINESS PAYS FOR THOSE ADS? We're gone, finished. The economy is like
a crutchless one legged guy in an ass-kicking contest - im trying to
put permanent prosperity into all our pockets BUT this is the certain
scenario if the President doesnt decisively step in with cyber money
rescue & it's gonna last heaps longer than 12 years, in fact we, who
are the 3rd most populated country on the planet next to China & India
- well who wants to see all the towns n' cities become like the slums
of Calcutta with millions sleeping on the streets & beggars & whatnot
- hanging in with wishful thinking of things getting better will be
like all of us munching gorging stuffing pigging out on copious
bloating quantities of licorice n' eggs then clambering onto a bed as
big as the USA beneath a blanket covering it's entire expanse &
proceeding to fart something fierce with 'hang in there folks - be
patient - she'll come good - with when the going gets tough the tough
get going type encouragement from politicians with no solutions or so
called solutions presented with convincing false hope rhetoric who are
actually like frozen rabbits crossing a road at night startled by
headlights in relation to the shocking financial crisis - whoever
stays underneath the blanket longest..."WINS" etc etc etc etc etc etc
etc etc etc
etc....................................................concluding with
'hey this country has become like an antique shop. antiques always
rise in value but were about 20 years behind much of the rest of the
progressive world stuck in a time zone littered with junk. take our
cash for instance - Australian dollar makes our drab greenback appear
as a paper-joke - tearable - and the coinage is ,unlike theirs, so
complicated and time worn you cant even read the dates - stop blocking
progress
Paula Robinson listens intently to the rest of his speech which
provides a way that she can steal the cyber money plan, claim credit-
get accolades & push her own agenda thereby. She organises a secret
meeting where anyone who is anyone from the big end of town & the
legal fraternity judges lawyers police commisioners etc who are all
out of pocket coz the mortgage crisis mauled their investments & the
President who doesnt want anyone to know he's done his dough too &
confronts him with a direct very audible "WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK! -
'Afraid that isnt possible at the moment' he replies - not allowing
him to finish she goes completely absolutely ballistic becoming so
livid with rage n' fury she begins to actually spasm like a person
having an epileptic fit - 'SIT THAT BIG BOTTICELLI BOTTOM [PR's butt
resembles Botticelli's painting of love-goddess Venus' toosh] OF YOURS
BACK ONTO YOUR SEAT PAULA AND SHUT YER CAKEHOLE AND ALLOW ME TO
RESPECTFULLY TELL THE PRESIDENT' HOLLERS JUDGE JUDY. 'OK you do it
Judy but this is 'Venus Envy' dear' she says allowing a rare smile...
Judge Judy orders the president to hear her out without interruption -
'Now we can either settle this here or in court sir. Let's start with
superannuation which affects all retirees nationally. The law which is
passed by you and senators states that super is a compulsory deduction
from all salaries till retirement upon which retirees can then avail
themselves of the accumulated long term savings contributions when
they stop working and retire. They have no say in whatever their money
is being invested in safe-investment-wise as it is government
guaranteed. These funds have all been wiped out and we are all out of
pocket. should you decline our cyber money rescue solution we shall
take you to supreme court and you shall be ordered to print the cyber
money and make good all our vastly extensive financial losses - should
you wish to appeal this decision you face at least a 10 year jail term
next time up - 'Only ten years eh, do it standing on my head jokes the
prez...'You'll do the other 10 standing on your feet sir' comes the
stern reply from judge Judy - 'OK you win...[so that's how Paula
Robinson stole hero costner's cyber funding plan as previously
commented [scroll down] briefly upon in terrible national
circumstances as barbaric and bloody anarchy is breaking loose with
every conceivable type of turmoil and lawless strife
hero costner has another brief fracas with paula on an internet
chatline where he warns of the perils of drinking recycled sewerage -
the poisons will cause vast amounts of HAIR LOSS - bald children even
- our pained sickly pallid faces will be as per such due to the
resultant ghastly EXCRUCIATING ULCERS not to mention boils and cysts -
no stomach will withstand the bacteria etc - ask Eric Clapton how bad
ulcers hurt - he collapsed onstage coz his ulcer had swollen to
baseball size - near killed him - required an emergency operation -
Sonny Boy Williamson often spat blood with his ulcers as attested to
in The Last Waltz film - bet that's what your husband affectionately
calls you Paula - 'Ulcer' - for your own betterment i wish you were
married to The Who's deceased wildman drummer Keith Moon as i believe
he would be the only person who could rehabilitate you - you're so
spoilt rotten it's common knowledge that international tourist hotels
have had to deal with your impossible demands and 'WHERE'S THE FINE
WEATHER I ORDERED' type tantrums on numerous occasions
she tries to change subject with nit picky stuff like 'would you
kindly refrain from slabtext - i speed-read and it makes it difficult
- thanks in advance
then - 'would you please refrain from usage of caps - it's considered
as shouting and it's not netiquette - thanks in advance
then - 'would you kindly consent to my suggestion to move this topic
to another forum that has moderation - this forum has become a flame-
war [she has adopted many alias-pseudonyms and it's her doing most of
the flaming] - again, thanks in advance
hero costner replies - DROP DEAD. THANKS IN ADVANCE
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Highest TV viewer ratings in history means the script must go on &
that's what hero Costner declares regarding THE PRINT CYBER MONEY ONLY
SOLUTION TO THE GREAT CREDIT CRUNCH MORTGAGE MELTDOWN which all want
thrashed out on TV
So where do we go now? OK lets pop over to Dr Phil's who is doing his
best to arbitrate fairly whilst trying to prise costner & his arch-
antagonist apart. Hero Costner rips into sewage recycling plants which
he says will be all over the places like a mad woman's shit a la town
after toxic town- 'so how you gonna eradicate all the poisons from
vermin control factories that make stuff that kill rats & mice etc or
herbicides & pesticides & chemical plants & petroleum plastic & rubber
factories etc (rattles off LONG list of often fatal ill effects of
DANGEROUS SUBSTANCES including lead arsenic DDT mercury most of which
are CANCER ASSOCIATED apart from all the horrendous havoc they wreak
on human organs etc all of which are pumped out into the sewage system
& he is extremely graphic about the effects on human health & amidst
the descriptive process is scathingly abusive & insulting of her
uncaringly irresponsible corporate attitude which he says sees only
some immediate petty profit advantage mindless of awful consequences -
she appears like someone being prodded with a pin trying not to react)
Hero Costner goes on to say that the FINANCIAL CRISIS is THE MAJOR
ELECTION ISSUE & if neither candidate mention the dire emergency
rescue strategy of printing CYBER MONEY & MAINTAINING THE STRATEGY AS
A COMMERCIAL SAFETYNET after this financial catastrophe de la
catastrophe then we are all fucked!
She has turned up on the show to champion recycled sewage all tarted
up as if about to attend some gala dinner with her hair piled up like
a large beehive. She kinda resembles Anne Bancroft of Mrs Robinson
fame from the Dustin Hoffman movie The Graduate. Her voice is deep &
husky like Ann Hathaway who played banker Milton Drysdales secretary
in The Beverly Hillbilly's. Dr Phil who is wary of her knowing of her
terrible reputed temper is as nice & cordial as possible tells her he
likes her hairstyle & that it looks very "shmik" - hero Costner says
her hair is piled up so high she should install lights on it so low
flying planes dont hit it at night & commiserates her usual unsmiling
expression "Never seen you smile dollink. What's wrong? Oh well, not
to worry, coulda been worse whatever it is." She asks "What do you
mean?" - "well it coulda happened to me:-) Your turn dearest - got any
pertinant health safety reassuring answers?" She feels like a baseball
player running between bases only the fielders are aiming their throws
at the player - "btw where'd ya pick up the big goofy looking dude
sitting beside you?" hero Costner enquires..."blind date? you never
wanted to be in Quasimodo's dream?" "This is my son Lucas, he is also
my bodyguard." Un-intimidated hero Costner says "Pleased to meetcha
Mucus."
Knowing she's trapped with no answers she hastily decides to chuck a
theatrical tears & maddie tantrum at Dr Phil & commences to scream
so loud at him all expect ruptured hernia's to pop like bedsprings in
a mattress with elephants making vigorous strenuous love on it any
moment. "WHERE'S THE FUCKING ASHTRAY? WHY CANT I SMOKE ON THIS SHOW?
THIS BASTARD HAS MADE ME TAKE UP SMOKING AGAIN. & WHERE'S THE FUCKING
DRINKS? COUPLA SCOTCH & SODA'S THANKS YOU ANTISOCIAL (lotsa expletives
outraged blether blah & insults)......then she calms down & reasserts
poise "Come Macbeth (her pet name for her son) We shall take our
business elsewhere" & walks off mumbling muttering & cussing
Dr Phil quips as she n' son depart 'Well the scum floats n' the shit
sinks. goodnight folks.'
pipeline pete
Script goes back in time again well prior to the creation of infinite
unlimited wealth via CYBER MONEY which requires only a few keyboard
clicks to print. Hero Costner coincidentally finds himself about to
catch the same flight with his brawling bitch-foe after yet another
fiery public 'debate' with her over recycled sewerage etc at mascot
airport Sydney Australia where she's been promoting her sewerage
scheme somewhat successfully & he has followed her there in full
preventative opposition mode
She's sitting at the bar sipping it's most expensive merlot &
appearing extravagantly richlike...all monocles & mink - "hello
dollink, mind if i join you?"
'Dogging my tail again handsome stalker? she says with all the cold
vengeful disaproval of the previous days' humiliation at her disposal.
"Ah i see you've pondered what i debated yesterday about our doomed
financial system consigning us all to the futility of broken dreams of
a dog chasing it's tail type treadmill...boy did i push your buttons
yesterday sweetie...you lot just cant ignore all that money my cyber-
money plan offers & when i exposed that it was you & your mob that
have placed THE MEDIA GAG ON CYBER MONEY that aussie crowd turned so
hostile they spat on you. you should be thankful you didnt have to
drink it like the putrid recycled sewerage & all it's fatal germs that
chemicals cant destroy - temper temper...my dad taught me that a
person who wont make an attempt to control anger which is the hardest
thing to control is a weakling...look at today's headlines...calling
that infuriated aussie crowd a buncha dumb sheepfuckers didnt help
your cause much did it...& no i promise you i'll never try to dog your
cat & why would anyone be after your money when the mortgage crisis
credit crunch has wiped the market out & your finances are so suspect
your financial status is dubious indeed
Hero Costner who has mega-magnetic born celebrity star presence
notices how irked she becomes when the drinks waitress who cant take
her attracted eyes off him ignores her blatant attempt to wean her
attention away from him by flashing her massive diamond ring at her.
"Recall what i told you about no parachutes on planes dollink? This 2
hour delay to effect repairs inspires supreme safety confidence doesnt
it? :-) as i explained yesterday about the cyber funding being no
secret you sure your working in your own best interests trying retard
progress to it's inevitable implementation? WHAT WE HAVE NOW IS
FREDDIE FLINTSTONE & WE COULD'VE HAD GEORGE JETSON! MUSICIAN'S SHOULD
BE JAMMING ON THE INTERNET WITH HOME THEATRE SIZE SCREENS - ARTISTS
PAINTING PORTRAITS ETC WITH TOUCHSCREEN PENCILS & BRUSHES ETC - SHOULD
HAVE FLYING CARS BY NOW - BETCHA THE FUTURE BRINGS EM-THE TEENAGERS'LL
PROBABLY CALL SOME OF EM 'GROPERS' COS THERE'LL ONLY BE ENOUGH ROOM
FOR FOREPLAY IN THE LIL 2-SEATERS.SCIENTIFIC INVENTION HAS BEEN
DELAYED & HAMPERED - NOT ENOUGH FUNDING - IT'S NEVER ENOUGH...ah but i
can see as you shake & vibrate with rage your hostility towards me has
been fuelled by thoughts that spat as cats of justification after
yesterday:-) bought it on yourself. im making sense & you're sticking
your fingers in your ears & until you extricate em it's 'up yours &
your primitive money system dollink...all the way up to the
armpits...
Again a stewardess on the flight upsets her when she shows hero
costner a tattoo of a butterfly on her breast. all eyes pop like crabs
eyes when she unbuttons blouse then captain announces plane has engine
trouble & plane has to return to mascot at which upon landing it veers
n' sways right n' left precariously as if about to flip-roll but then
straightens out before slowing to a safe halt.
Finally after a 25 hour flight hero costner makes his way to an exit
at los angeles for a long awaited cigarette & after lighting up
becomes all dizzy & woozy his wonky legs feeling as if they could give
way beneath him & he stumbles & totters towards one of those huge
round concrete pillars that hold up Los Angeles airport & latches on
grimly trying to prevent a fainting spell. His opponent captures this
on camera & the media have a field day with comments like "THINKS HE'S
JIMI HENDRIX TRYING TO FUCK HIS AMPLIFIER SPEAKERS?...both of em
suffer tremendous setbacks & defeats at each other's hands...she
secretly contacts him "why dont we get together & sort this out over
dinner - nauseated hero costner tells her forcefully "OVER DINNER FOR
THE PREDICTABLE BRIBE? LIKE RECYCLED SEWERAGE YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE A
BUNCHA GERMS...PASTA LA VISTA BABY!"
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Script cont - Quote - "WHY SETTLE FOR CRUMBS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE
BAKERY?" - Unquote hero Costner declares. Print Cyber Money & save
ourselves from
themortgagecrisiscreditcrunchhundredsofthousandsofBILLIONSdebtMESS!
better ideas anyone?(all scratch heads vigorously:-) costs nuthin' to
print - hey you doctors satisfied with national health insurance? Cant
meet rising costs can it & the fact you cant tend to all those who
cant afford it brings DISGRACE to your once noble profession - sure
superbly sufficient REMUNERATION can be negotiated & if you COPS wanna
get the pay you think you deserve for your often dangerous work
protecting society...& was Dave Letterman kidding the other night when
he sez the banks are closing down all over the country? fair warning
we could all lose all our savings any moment - gonna do your dough &
be SUCKERS?
"Here we have the entire globe being virtually strangled by endless
electrical cables but no water plan when climate change has
transformed pastures into dustbowl desolation - ensure food for
refrigerators dinner tables & supermarket shelves - same as electrical
cables, water pipeline networks should extend, intersect &
interconnect everywhere specially where there's LIVESTOCK PRODUCE &
HUMANS - just cant allow that precious life giving water to escape
wherever & whenever it rains by just having a few dams here & there
that can be likened to piddly lil tin cans that cant possibly service
all national needs specially when water levels are declining rapidly -
these recyclers of SYPHYLYTIC SEWERAGE will have us sucking sweaty
socks for refreshment soon but when we're all starving there wont be
any shortage of BALONEY from them
His staunch opponent sniggers "OO0HHH YEAH, THE STAKES - UMM THAT IS
S-
T-E-A-K-S HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER HAVE THEY? You see any skin & bone
emaciated hungry people here stupid? When you do LETTUCE (as in
beetroot tomato salt n' pepper) KNOW ok? & i aint forgotten your 'gang
bang by a caravan of camels' jibe you vulgar degenerate creep - beware
you dont be sucked into attending a party where the lusty camels await
& you discover you're the party when you arrive. "Oh come on be a
sport luv - JOE CAMEL has always fancied you & he doesnt mind going
what your recycled sewerage is...SLOPS (last)
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More script "Imagine a huge hospital 50 floors high with all the
SERIOUSLY SICK patients pissing puking blurting diarrhoea or shitting
bricks & turds into it's toilets. Who wants to pay for epidemics of
black plague proportions coz thats what recycled sewerage will be"
hero costner warns. (costner will be the emperor of celebrity culture
if he accepts the role btw) & most large towns have hospitals dont
they? BTW...& my costs nothing to print so there's nothing to lose
CYBER MONEY scheme can provide free health cover for all same as it
can PROVIDE EMPLOYMENT FOR ALL - our primitive money system forces us
to go offshore for cheap next to nigh sweatshop slave labour -
everything's made in China nowadays. I was made in China:-) & our
health insurance is becoming so unaffordable only the the well to do
elite, (if there's any left after this mortgage crisis credit crunch
shock of shocks) can pay. Hey we cant even maintain our railway lines
- check out that documentary of archived train crashes - way too many
has been far too much in terms of lost lives - & with cyber money we
dont havta have raffles to raise money nor do politicians need to toe
some party line set by whoever donates big to get em elected etc.
Meanwhile as the drama unfolds the great China war has broken out &
it's the nastiest piece of work the world has ever seen. The drought
in northern china has worsened & it's a bleak foreboding barren
lifeless landscape & the crops in southern china have been battered
into failure by a string of natural disasters & food has never been so
scarce. The chinese troops have been told they're not gonna be
expensively pampered ice cream & beer boys like the yanks were in
Vietnam & ordered to eat their victims & their own slain in battle...
Hero costner's arch anus as he describes her launches into a
vituperous tirade - "Well Harry Handsome comes along & all have to
immediately accept his gibberish because well...he's just so handsome!
Listen sonny i see your lips flapping but i cant hear anything
constructive coming out of em. Anything he says is mere conjecture.
Pay him no heed people in fact give him nothing & take him nowhere
unless that's where you all wanta go" - hero costner replies,"Wow the
bitch is really snotty today - jealousy's a curse eh. If i had a face
like yours i'd paint a face on my ass & walk on my hands. the only
thing you can hope for is that there's reincarnation so you can
experience life as devastatingly lovely or handsome - you recall that
curse "a pox on you & your houses"? Well you recycled sewerage people
have just breathed new life into that. Where do you people come from?
Get some human beings. You ever discriminated correctly between a
right & wrong decision in your entire misbegotten lives? Is that
rumour true about when faced with hard decision options you run about
scream & shout & then TOSS A COIN? - anyway at least i can play TAILS
I GET HEAD OR HEADS I GET TAIL more often than not. Next time you're
sick dont spit into the sink ok love:-)
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Another script insert - hey this movie is gonna gross more
than what
Bill Gates has - anyway we go back to earlier times in
proceedings &
hero costner perceives we almost helplessly find ourselves in
the most
critically crucial & dangerous period in known human history &
WE JUST
CANT AFFORD TO LOSE COZ IF LOSS DOESNT MEAN FATAL IT CERTAINLY
MEANS
NOT GREAT, NOT SUPREME, BUT UNPREDEDENTED SUFFERING!
The collapsing domino effect of the mortgage crisis credit
crunch
clobbers the largest home loan institutions & all including
multimillions of young school leavers facing a frugal future
of
competing for one job with 10 thousand applicants & all who
never
thought it could happen to them discover what "the scrap heap"
really
means - hero costner tells all that funding via cyber money
which
costs nothing to print is an inspired utopian idea that has
been no
secret for decades but has been ignored by petty self interest
trying
to perpetuate themselves in a primitive money system where
every
national budget is "Mini Budget - Major Headache" & he reckons
it's a
dog eat dog struggle where we're pitted against each other
like
maddened mutts fighting over meatless bones & it starves
people into
crime & women old & young into harlotry etc & it's peanut$
with high
interest% - like organ grinders monkeys - fetch a coin, here's
a
peanut
"Look i cant stand here for years providing solutions to
situations
that defy solution under our current idiot money system but my
monetary way can solve stuff like file sharing copyright probz
-
Metallica successfully sued Napster over stuff like this only
to have
Youtube & Myspace come along & distribute freebies all over
the net -
gimme a licence to PRINT CYBER-MONEY & all musicians will be
happily
recompensed - under our present $ystem with mountains of music
i
wouldnt encourage a musically inclined kid to embrace music as
a
living - 2 GUYS WALKING - ONE WAS A MUSICIAN - THE OTHER GUY
DIDNT
HAVE ANY MONEY EITHER & FARMERS wont have to pay the parasites
of
profit the necessary middle men. Let the cyber funding do the
work-
leave it to your collective imaginations as to whats possible
& our
current lo$er system cant pay for a megamassive dam-pipeline
network
to trap & distribute the life giving WATER, MORE PRECIOUS THAN
GOLD,
nor can it pay for it's sick insidious aids saturated ominous
gloom-
shadow alternative GREASETRAP RECYCLED POISONS SEWERAGE scheme
- all
goes goes down the sink - example - house-painter washes hands
with
KEROSENE
His bellowing bitch opponent warns him his ideas are dangerous
&
labels him as similar to a computer virus as "ostentatious
dissidence
obnoxiousis disease" indicating "we're" in charge & we'll have
INTERNET CENSORSHIP soon because of your stuff & he should
prepare to
be humbled. He replies "Oh yeah ok whatever...my honourable
learned
adversaries, who are lower than a spiked drink, the sewerage
people
are as humble as urine which always flows downhill & seeks the
lowest
place (sewer pun intended) - listen people, anythings possible
in this
world - Hitler happened - dont let these control freaks gain
ascendancy over us or we're donald ducked!
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Yet another script inclusion - during the melee with the
recycling
sewerage plant pushers hero costner endures a lot of
slagging off
in
which they try to make him appear stupid & trip him up n'
so forth
one
particular confrontation when his frumpy opponent putting
on her
nastiest face & snarling like a saliva dripping rabid
rottweiller
loses her smugfaced & smarmy cool & yells "Look at him
people,
there
he is, the Prophet Woe & he dont really Know do ya you
attention
tart?
Get off the drugs, get some Rehab, take yer medication.
What we
have
here is the drug-drongo psychotic versus the rational - our
scheme
is
safe ok STUPID! No Government would allow it if the public
were
endangered ok...DUH! You as high as a kite or something?
Hero costner utters sneers "Mock Scorn!...No such thing as
fear of
flying too is there eh? Do you know how many bitter
bereaved
people
have lost family friends & loved ones in plane crashes? IF
GOVERNMENTS
ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT OUR SAFETY HOW COME NO PARACHUTES ON
PLANES?
how stupid is that? You're like a buncha rowdy drunken
raging
footballers or a wild hotel wrecking rock n roll band who's
just
checked into an expensive hotel & ripped open a large
water-
bed
unleashing a torrent of smelly greenish water & ya get on
the
blower
saying you've given us a room thats flooded & what will you
do to
compensate us? Like us they aint gonna let em get away with
it!
"You're such a knight in shining armour trying to save us
from
ourselves arent you Sir Galahad?" she most emphatically
disaprovingly
says as if she's been sucking bitter lemons. "You trying to
make
me
feel guilty coz my conscience is clear & if i were you i'd
resign
&
spread my message by email phone blog snail mail or carrier
pigeon
before it's too late. Promise u i wont lose any sleep over
this.
Sir
Galahad? Nope. How about 'Sir Pillow?'
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all over
the
place like a mad woman's shit
New script insert - Hero Costner who is by no means
shallower
than a
puddle of piss SHREWDLY ASCERTAINS JAPAN IS MOST
AGRICULTURALLY
IMPORT
RELIANT RICH COUNTRY...a small overpopulated islands
country who
would
be economically ruling the world now had it not been for
the Kobe
earthquake as Kobe was it's giant industrial heart &
they've been
on
the downhill run ever since - the increasing global food
shortage
is
in no one's best interests especially theirs so he decides
to drum
em
up as to what the go is right directionwise knowing for
certain
they
still have plenty of influence over global decisionmaking
"Dont wait for some direly critical rice shortage deal or
whatever
where they fuck you up the ass with some impossibly
outrageous
price &
you actually have to get on the eau de cologne (phone) &
angrily
ask
"WHAT THE FUCKING HERR GOING ON?" ...fellas, the paddocks
are
dustbowl
MOONSCAPES littered with carcasses & bones - do something
now or
it's
surely gonna be yummy yummy yummy you got cum in your bummy
on an
empty tummy - your choice - wouldnt you prefer to ensure
your high
standard quality of life - nice nightcrub on the Ginza,
suck some
saki
& listen to cool lock n rorr music with food glorious food
on the
clark gable or apprehensively wait for the worst...& then
maybe do
a
raindance in those parched paddocks:-)
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LAST CHANCE & only hopes (scroll down amongst them words
down
below
there) & YOU ALL KNOW IT DONCHA? Ah money such a great
leveller -
nobody knows u when you're down & out as the song
goes...the
global
economy is collapsed & those wishful FOOLS still hanging in
with
it
who are waiting for the the smoke to clear so they can get
their
financial bearings wait in vain & shall go down in a
screaming
burning heap with it as that is the only direction
available
unless
the only financial solution comes to the rescue. Brace
yourselves
coz
things is gonna get barbaric, more violently barbaric than
the
anger
exhibited on tv the other night of a driver angered by
rising
petrol
prices smashing petrol pumps with a baseball bat!
Raising prices charges & interest rates etc wont pay off
the
impossible debt but only complicate exacerbate & fuel pent
up rage
beyond belief begetting only ARREARS! Unpaid phone/computer
bills-
electricity bills-water bills-council rates-car rego-rents-
car
payments-washing machine-refrigerators-tv-musical
equipment-
furniture
payments etcetc...every week empty seats at major sporting
venues
etc
INCREASE...long term plans are sudden suicidal
desperations...SUPERANNUATION RETIREMENT NEST EGGS ALL GONE
&
IRRETRIEVABLY LOST! MOST INVESTMENTS COME TO GRIEF! Now is
the
time
when friends turn against each other when parents disown
their
children & brothers & sisters kill each other & their
parents &
all
superficial relationships are bitterly torn asunder...never
been a
churchy as the priest class turn me off so called
religion..always
seem to be passing the sunday plate around aiming it at my
wallet
at
their stale old rissole rites rituals & ceremonies, have a
big
slice
of the highly lucrative funeral business & they also got
the
monopoly
on weddings with sermons on adultery while they pat their
pockets
&
THEM MUSLIM MULLAHS PROMISING THEIR SUICIDE BOMBING
FOLLOWERS
PARADISE
SHOULD SET THE EXAMPLE BY DOING IT THEMSELVES:-) - from
what i've
read
on the net if the supreme sacrifice is adulterated by the
motive
of
reward then they dont get it...& i know i aint ready for
some true
spiritual path that mystics whose claims are ridiculed by
the
world
follow & if there is a God he'd probably say "why should i
help
you as
the only time you remember & pray to me is when you're in
deep
shit"
BUT i dont havta be a prophet to foresee that THE WHOLE
WEEPING
WORLD
screaming & hollering OH GOD is near
Regarding drinking cocktails containing mega measures OF
EVERY
DISEASE
known to man, recycled sewerage water leave me outa the
leper
colonies
please Lord if you exist...dont wanna wake up with extra
nostrils
-
may all the powers of piss guide "them" - let em place
their trust
in
& follow Captain RottenToes - not me thanks...(HERO
COSTNER'S
REPLY TO
HIS ADVERSARY WHEN SHE COMES ON ALL HOLIER THAN THOU AT
HIM)
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hero costner's return to financial status doesnt go
unnoticed
by his
ardent opponent who bates him gloating of her
triumphant
implementation of unlimited wealth 'for all' via the
printing
of cyber
money which doesnt cost a berry and she denies
allocation
to
his town
in a big farming/livestock zone of a recycled
sewerage
plant
because
he lives there - he foresees the us/russian war due
to
souring
relations between both countries saying his take on
it is
that
the
reason they're so pissed off with each other is oil
-
russia
has
plenty but wont share it with the usa etc and
they'll find
some excuse
to have it out - he warns of this saying it was
earlier
underground
nuke testing that's caused all the earthquakes and
earthquake
induced
tsunami's in the present - that energy is
irresistably
powerful and
has gotta go somewhere - it's directional path has
dislodged
rock
stratas and layers and they crumble and settle for a
while
and
then
collapse more n' more each earthquake and the big
one is
inevitable
and a nuke exchange will bring it on
'you're scared im gonna take your job and get my
waterworld
world
scheme going which i will when the drinkers of your
putrid
recycled
aids ridden sewer water get super-sick and cark it
in the
tens
of
hundreds of thousands - they'll diarrhoea their duds
and
puke
publicly
and die in droves - 'damn doomsayers' she replies
'havent
you
got
anything practical to offer' [hoping she can steal
more
ideas]
'uhh
yeah matter of fact i do' sez he knowingly 'oh you
who are
totally
bereft of ideas...hey u cant even cook sunnyside
eggs
correctly
canya...so you forcefeed your family with that
sticky yucky
semen like
goo that covers the yolk...try placing a cooking pot
lid
over
the eggs
and see what the held in steam does to that
stuff...what
the
fuck is
wrong withya...diseased recycled toilet taps
indeed...you
got
craters
in the cranium from standing in hailstorms or
something...ok
then outa
hell's kitchen...try this...stairs...what the fuck
are the
use
of
stairs in 2,3 storey houses/mansions when we have
escalators...those
poor old sods cursing every painful laborious step
both
upwards and
downwards - escalotors or elevators should be
regarded as
as
common
household electrical appliances like washing
machines or
stoves and
tv's etc...lastly for the time being try smiling
once in a
while
sweetie a stop spoiling the atmosphere, you always
look as
if
you've
swallowed shit [no sewr pun intended] and it's
contageous
ok
garlic
face - you're like those guards at buckingham palace
whose
faces
remain coldly expressionless even if a saucy tourist
wench
wobbles her
tits at em...here...come and kiss your father
[undoes
fly]...
the nuclear exchange between russia and the usa is
over but
the worst
worldwide damage hasnt come from the nukes but from
a
tremendous
earthquake triggered by the awesome energy
vibrations
released
by the
explosions - the earthquake is mega-cataclysmic and
radically
changes
the entire world map destroying about 75 percent of
the
world
population - thankfully due to costners funding idea
via
cyber-
money
reconstruction is no problem and neither is building
a new
radically
population depleted new global economy where
competition is
drastically reduced and co-operation greatly
increased and
it
becomes
a shame for anyone to have more than anyone else in
a comfy
safe and
secure permanent type prosperity atmosphere the new
nations
doing it
together in a brotherly fraternity
[earlier on during the withering drought and famine
years
that
came
costner's town and nearby towns flourished as he and
his
betting rich
buddies got his waterworld scheme going for them and
farms
in
nearer/
far proximities and they ate drank and washed well
while
the
rest
starved]
costner becomes the cyber money funding el-supremo
and
waterworld is a
main priority
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lastly...the script winds up with hero costner
financially
banished by
the orwelians who exclude him and so many others
debarring
em
from
accreditation. [they now have unlimited wealth by
way of
printing
cyber money costing em nothing] he likens them to
financial
takeover
specialists who 'buy in sell out fly in fly out' and
'restructuring'
means most long term employees get the heave ho and
perceives
they
couldnt run a country rest-room and they deem the
increasing
global
food shortage a mere hiccup as they fiercely jostle
for
prime
positions as world finance treasurers with each
other and
whilst
eliminating each other forget and neglect to set up
any
kinda
infrastructure to cater to the desperately
struggling
supply
and
demand side of things most of which had all of it's
investments
including superannuation funds nest eggs competely
wiped
out
by the
mortgage-crisis-credit-crunch
-market-collapse and havent even
considered providing a financial safetynet for
anyone
despite
the now
endless wealth at their disposal - it reminded him
of a
line
he'd read
in the apocalypse - 'strengthen the things that
remain' -
was
there
anything left?
fuck the lot of them hero costner thinks...i'll show
these
cuntrags
how it's done...he contacts some of his richer
supporters
and
reQuests
a sufficiently large wad-loan enlisting them in a
get-rich-
scheme they
believe to be crazy at first but when he tests it
proving
it
works on
paper they're all in on it full tilt with him...it
turns
out
to be a
betting system that confounds all and actually works
- he
calls it
'tipster' where where daily horse-dog-trot-racing
establishment
interstate 1st 2nd 3rd tips are juxtaposed and bets
are
'all-
upped'
1dollar2dollar4dollar8d16d32d64d128d256d512d1024d2048d4096d
etc -
after this it gets more expensive but with
sufficient funds
u
need
losing runs for big wins - only 2 to 1 odds ensures
winning
dividends
but it mostly recompenses with much higher
generously
lucrative odds -
12 month's on hero costner's multimillions more well
off...he'll never
give in on his waterworld scheme...
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persevering with the script hero costner sees
through his
nemesis'
plot to, via the orwelians, divert the world public
from
real
issues
via an incessant barrage of trivia utilising any and
every
avenue such
as health smoking drinking entertainment who's
having an
affair with
who and whatnot and even porn. 'aha...the old divert
their
attention
by allowing the unimportant to predominate over the
crucially
important trick eh...' she chips him about his chain
smoking
and what
a bad example he's setting and to show some
leadership...'never mind
about my smoking sweetness' sez he...you've all
missed a
vitally
important health factor...oh sure we all know the
dangers
of
smoking,
there's a lot of money in suing tobacco companies
isnt
there
and even
winning passive smoking endangering the public cases
and
having
smoking banned in bars and restaurants etc but
passive
smoking
is
nothing to breathing in car fumes in this glorious
cancer
ridden
machine age
have u any idea how much poison is being released
worldwide
from cars
buses trucks etc worldwide every moment...hey people
even
use
it to
suicide it's so fatally toxic - hint darlin' just
roll down
the garage
door, run a hose from the exhaust pipe thru to
driver's
side
window,
roll up the window and turn on the ignition - but
does that
mean i
want cars banned - no way - surely science can
invent a
filter
to trap
and nullify the deadly fumes - they probably already
have
but
i bet
their invention was ignored in favour of some
seemingly
cool
but wrong
option...unleaded petrol which doesnt completely
solve the
problem
perhaps...there...that enough leadership for ya
now back to the real issue...what dont you
understand
about...water is
life...wish you and all like minded who'll be the
ruin and
death of
all of us would get a big black hairy dog upya's and
fuck
off
outa our
lives.......
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waterworld script goes on...hero costner is ignored
by
world
presidents prime ministers. his sworn vixen enemy
goes into
bellowing
bitchery rebuke mode - suddenly heaps of banks
worldwide
close
up shop
with penniless populations helplessly horrified
outside
their
closed
doors - hero costner appalled by ensuing turmoil,
public-
robbery-
murder-sex-crimes etcetc,all barbaristic hell
exploding
everywhere
goes to penniless bordering on volunteer police
imploring
them
to
restore order by printing cyber money but is
outpaced by
his
opponent
who has swiped his scheme successfully influentually
offloading it to
them - he concedes defeat...'she nicked my idea -
further
'wise'
counseling from her will be our undoing, she's a
pain in
the
penis'.
she responds 'piss off cretin, we dont need to be so
poor
we
wipe our
Quoits with our fingers.' he sneers...alreddy do due
to
people
like
you bucketbottom...bye for now 'darlingest' but hang
in
there
for
'shower hour'...
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waterworld script cont - hero costner demands world
leaders
force
solvency insolvency disclosures from financial
institutions
at
behest
of all floundering investors. he intuits business
confidence
be
likened to hopelessly gridlocked bug buggered
computers the
futility
thereof being like loon on top of brooklyn bridge
with net
stuck up
butt trying to hook fish suggesting could be near to
laughing
all the
way to the cyber-money printing bank time
hero costner insists on shower power or it's bo boys
-
'we're
blundering in supreme misguided folly now.......
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Adding to the script for the last WaterWorld sequel
hero
Costner
uncovers the truth & discovers it's all part of a
"Get Wid
Da
Program"
that has already been set in motion by the "Control
Freaks"
Global
Matrix Management "where no one is publicly
accountable for
irresponsibility negligence or gross incompetence -
it's
become a
world of FEAR & IINSECURITY where "ORWELIANS" who
have all
our
data &
info (& LOCK COMPUTERS ETC) feed the masses a daily
barrage
of
INDIRECT "YOU ALL DO OUR WILL OR HACKERS WILL ACCESS
YOUR
PIN
NUMBERS
& YOUR SAVINGS WILL DISAPPEAR"...when they
confiscate his
money he
organises the masses engendering the largest protest
in
history
GLOBALLY where all the people chorus a SERVE! DONT
DOMINATE
slogan -
he advises em all to let the DICTATORIAL ORWELIANS
know
that
if by a
certain date this latest fear propaganda program
hasnt been
terminated
then their crazy domination programs will bring
about the
complete
downfall of the banking system coz EVERYONE WILL
WITHDRAW
MOST
OF
THEIR MONEY leaving only small accounts that
salaries &
social
security etc etc can be paid into adding that with
MORTGAGE
CRISIS/
CREDIT CRUNCH & the global banking system reeling &
tottering
with
debt that'll take a millenium to pay off finance
will never
be
the
same again (no more free readily available easily
obtainable
PLASTIC
MONEY) & one wonders...HOW MANY BANKS ARE STILL
SOLVENT?
The
banks
will never make the same mistake again & HE BLAMES
THE
PRICE
RIGGERS
FOR THE MASSIVE INFLATORY PRICES SAYING THEY KNEW
THE EASY
PLASTIC
WOULD PAY FOR IT ALL & until the control freaks get
it
together CASH
NEVER FAILS! YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE KNOCK BACK
CASH?:-)
The Control freaks hastily back down.
"You know the only water solution these negligent
bastards
have
people? They cant even get their SICK FUCK AIDS
RIDDEN
SEWERAGE
SCHEMES GOING COZ ALL THEY EVER DO IS BICKER so when
the
dams
are low
& theres WATER RESTRICTION all they ever do to help
is
RAISE
THE WATER
RATES! Fucking brilliant - his bitch nemesis advises
him to
stay outa
public affairs & take up a career as a porn star
telling
him
all are
aware he has indulged in more strange fleshing than
Ron
Jeremy
- Hero
costner admits to a dalliance or 2 & suggests she
should
learn
from
the camels how to get by when parched by thirst &
she is so
unattractive that she might catch up on all the fun
she has
missed out
on by being gang banged a by a caravan of camels
with
blinkers
over
their eyes...hero costner strongly feels WATERWORLD
VICTORY
FOR ALL OF
US IN HIS GRASP....
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More titbits for the script - In this future-shock
world
most
of the
financial giants of the world stage have been wiped
out by
our
current
MORTGAGE CRISIS - CREDIT CRUNCH - as is now THERE's
HARDLY
ANY
FINANCE
- MONEY IS TIGHTER THAN A MOUSE"S ASS WITH SUPERGLUE
IN IT!
Amongst
the how the mighty have fallen is THE CATHOLIC
CHURCH who
once
had
more real estate than Donald Trump - The Pope is a
pauper &
so
are his
Cards...
Hero Costner tries to forget constant defeats in the
arms
of
pleasure
initially succumbing whilst peering from his window
during
the
bizarre
US/Russia Nuke altercation & sees a large group of
naked
people
sexually trysting on his unmowed lawn & becomes
harder than
japanese
arithmetic - he goes outside & & smiling
ly declares "Unless i can join in Get the fuck offa
my lawn
you
bastards!"
His shrewish vixen nemesis gloats. "Ha ha, that puts
paid
to
him &
gets him off our case." & correctly surmises "All
men are
beaten by
their dicks sooner or later."
Pipeline Pete
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&KAFUCKINGWOW! this is gonna be one
hellovanawesomefilm!
Imagine this
scenario...
During the US-Russian Nuke exchange everyone thinks
the end
of
the
world has arrived & believing their time is short
they
begin
to behave
like drunks completely devoiding themselves of
inhibitions
&
IT'S
GETCHA GEAR OFF GLENDA TIME as orgies of shocking
depravity
commence
to transpire worldwide outdoors & indoors - hero
Costner
confides to
his supporters that he'd prefer to be instantly
blown to
vapour than
slowly starving to death
Pipeline Pierre - (any newbies to this discussion
going
"HUH?"
please
refer to recent OLDER "WATERWORLD" discussions
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Adding to the script hero Costner devises a plan to
trap
his
opponents
knowing full well that Desalination plants are meant
to
produce water
for AGRICULTURAL & INDUSTRIAL PURPOSES & NOT FOR
DRINKING
PURPOSES to
lessen the strain on dwindling water supplies
forcing
restrictions on
water usage as with climate change DROUGHTS ARE
GETTING
HOTTER
&
LONGER.
"Get yer facts straight before you commence to froth
at the
mouth" his
opponents say as they really begin to slag him off
something
shocking.
"Well the way it's being presented on TV most people
think
desalination is for drinking purposes & AHA! So the
the
master
plan is
sewerage recycling everywhere eh - SO YOU HAVE A
CURE FOR
AIDS
THEN
coz that's what you'll be spreading in the water
along with
hepatitis
& God knows what else & among all the personal
attacks you
say
i have
a LITTLE DICK...now that wouldnt be coming from a
woman
with
an
ELEPHANT SIZED VAGINA would it? & he challenges her
& her
cohorts to
invite the media to a go to whoah viewing of the
entire
sewerage
process in which she & associates make like GUINEA
PIGS
partaking of
the diseased water - she politely evasively declines
(who
wouldnt?:-)
He also elaborates on the sleeping world giant China
& the
coming
GREAT CHINA WAR & how they patiently waited & got
Hong
Kong,
WANT
TAIWAN, have invaded Tibet so they're becoming
dangerously
expansive,
how overpopulated they are so they must have their
sights
set
on
Australia etcetc & with all the gold & silver the
fabulously
rich of
india possess - well as in the Ben Kingsley movie
Ghandi
who
states
how can 500million people (something like that)
allow
themselves to be
subjugated by a few thousand British Troops? - the
chinese
must
believe that India really are a buncha wimpy
doormats &
from
all the
human rights horrors stories emanating from China i
bet
they
could be
a lot crueller than the British were
You absolutely 100% certain desalination doest stunt
&
deform
plant
life hero costner continues undaunted
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In case anyone's working a script for WaterWorld
Part 3
here's
something to play with:
It's all become an apocalyptic shock horror scenario
- no
need
to
worry about soaring petrol prices COZ THERE IS
HARDLY ANY
OIL/
PETROL
LEFT [& it's back to horse n' buggy's stagecoaches
(made by
the Wells
fargo co;-) & pushbikes powered by small engines &
powered
wheelchairs
are not only being used by the disabled but also by
the
able-
bodied &
there's even small puny-powered billycarts etc]coz
the
United
States
has been defeated in the middle east after massing
to
invade a
defiant
Iran but Iran beat em to the punch & invade US
occupied
Iraq
with
plenty of assistance from other muslim countries &
they are
routed &
ousted - The US blames it's "Staunch G7 allies" for
their
lack
of more
militaristic support "Thanks heaps fellas.Now we're
all
rowing
up shit
creek without paddles"...meanwhile muslim countries
are
closing in on
Jerusalem to reclaim it...
& the world is ploughing thru hellshit with THE
GREAT CHINA
WAR having
broken out after China's deadline ultimatum to
reclaim
Taiwan
passes
(thinking they're gonna get Taiwan back as easy as
Hong
Kong)
& the
UN, who insist Taiwan is a free country in it's own
right
send
troops
to prevent it - but an anticipatory America knowing
it's
militarily no
match for the sheer weight in numbers & manpower of
the
chinese army
arm India with their latest weaponry & the CIA start
a war
on
the
Chinese/Indian borders & thereabouts & it's the
worst war
the
world
has ever seen eventually won by India - the
casualties on
both
sides
are so immensely huge that neither country can bury
the
bodies
because
there are just too many & the stench is overwhelming
lastly there has been a nuclear war & nukes have
been
banned
forever...souring relations between Russia & the US
sees
Russia
declaring real estate MOONRIGHTS stating that during
the
cold
war
space race they got to the moon first & it was
astronaut
Yuri
Gargarin
& not Neil Armstrong who got there first as the
Americans
firstly
claim otherwise so America First-Strike Russia with
a nuke
both sides
knowing that blowing up the whole planet just doesnt
cut
it.
This goes
on about 3 or 4 months with both sides taking turns
& then
demanding
the other yield & surrender - the damage to both
sides is
horrendous
but Russia cops the worst end of it & the whole
world goes
fucking
berserkus to stop the carnage...
Meanwhile starvation is taking it's toll globally
including
USA &
Europe & it's so dreadful in some places that people
are
eating the
shirts off each other's backs & all the de-
salination
plants
have
proved worthless...WHY DOES THE WATER COCA COLA
SCOTCH &
BEER
TASTE SO
FUNNY? THE PROFUSELY PERSPIRING MASSES ARE TURNING
SICKLY
COLORS &
PUKING ETC ...Hero Costner has been campaigning that
time
is
sneaking
up & his plan was the only feasible option...tick
tock tick
tock tick
tock etc etc
etc ..................CUCKOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope im not boring ya's,
Pipeline Pete
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from WaterWorld Part 2
& furthermore as the script progresses hero K
Costner touts
&
champions YOU CANT BEAT NATURAL as the only viable
PRACTICAL
SOLUTION
& suggests the big STEEL & CONCRETE/CEMENT COMPANIES
be
allocated the
most monstrously gargantuanly largest contracts in
history
for
their
products for Costner's "LETS STOP THE GLOBAL
ECOLOGICAL
ANNIHILATION
WATERWORLD & SURVIVE SCHEME" & provide WORK for all
the
UNEMPLOYED who
are on food stamps & frequenting soup kitchens
slurping
often
reboiled
oop oopy goop & turning to crime to survive - go &
take a
drive thru
any big US city & see em sleeping on cold winter
concrete
sidewalks &
crime-wave stats are so high in all of em that the
old New
York joke
(before law enforcement there introduced 'zero
tolerance'
there)"What
does any tourist in world crime capital New York say
to
everyone they
meet there?...Thanks for not killing me:-) applies
to
everyone
of
those cities now & WOULD ANY WOULD-BE TOURIST VISIT
TOILET-
WATER-
STATE-
CALIFORNIA ? BLECCHHH!!!
But he is met by stiff tenacious unyeildingly
belligerent
resistence &
they distort his words & use them against him
successfully
his
words
including his reply to their "Well who's gonna pay
for YOUR
scheme?"
which is; "My commerce teacher in high school who
lived
thru
the GREAT
DEPRESSION told me that when building stops you know
for
certain it's
a depression & now with the mortgage crisis i've
seen grim
faced TV
announcements that building is bordering on inertia.
You
know
how
President Roosevelt ended the great depression? He
took a
chance &
printed money, provide work & got the economy up &
running
again. It
costs money to print money & there were no computers
in
those
days BUT
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PRINT CYBERMONEY? SWEET
FUCKALL
ZILCH
NOTHING! (THERE"S A TREA$URE OF ALL TREASURE'S TYPE
PERMANENT
PROSPERITY HERE IF YOU CAN BUT SEE THE UNLIMITED
POSSIBILITIES
FOR ALL
OF US) Problem $olved...then we go to a scene where
Costner
pacifies
his enraged supporters insisting on no violence
"Well the
MONKEY MINDS
WON & they're using MY money scheme so it's gonna be
trial
&
error for
a while & warns New Yorkers they're next with a
"PASS THE
SALT" water
scheme & dont gimme that "The Banks Always Win"
stuff (MY
$CHEME CAN
PAY OFF ALL THIS DEBT BTW...EASY PEEZY...NOTHING TO
LO
$E)...people who
are still cashed up are hanging onto their bread &
all
those
bank
owned foreclosed house's selling for 1/2 price (if
it's
true)
well
that depends on how quickly they sell & long unsold
interims
means the
houses become paint peeling rotting rusting mouldy
filthy
vandalised
termite rodent infested delapidated graffitti'd
SLUMS &
plummet in
value ...closing with the sewer water recyclers
REEK!
Whew
Pipeline Pete
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Hey might be big buck$ for anyone who can get a
script
based
on these
points to Kevin Costner...Hero Costner bitterly
opposes the
RECYCLED
SEWERAGE SCHEME going ahead full steam in CALIFORNIA
&
DESALINATED SEA
WATER as criminally crazy lunatic options & accuses
vested
interests
in it of this that & the other declaring he/we dont
want...yuck...recycled sewerage or stagnant sea
water which
has been
there for thousands years & has all manner of
industrial
waste
etc
pumped into it & that you can never completely
separate
salt
from sea
water & there's endless other variables etcetc...&
whatever
they say
to promote it will be arrant bullshit & regarding
the
sewerage..."Oh
you're gonna delete cooking oil soap dishwashing
detergent
&
every
conceivable type of grease & grime & bacterial
sludge plus
every kind
of poison bug & disease including AIDS associated
with
bodily
waste
etcetcetc..............& then there's the impossible
EXPENSE
for
continually chemically treating billions of gallons
of
reeking
polluted "Water" - who's gonna pay for all this - us
of
course..."
Cheers & sorry i cant provide a feelgood uplifting
happy
ending script
something like the old Gary Cooper movie Mr Deeds
Goes To
Town" with a
happy ending,
Pipeline Pete (& in case yer all wondering if this
is East
Coast vs
West Coast rivalry type reverse psychology i dont
reside in
New
York:-)
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Quickly! Now! (if not sooner...before it's too late
for ALL
of
us)
Desperately need a script for WATERWORLD PART 2
(what's
Kevin
Costner
doing?)
Script DIRE NECESSITY GIST in these verses & the
paragraph
beneath em
(otherwise it could be fat people will have to tuck
their
stomachs in
soon coz they get eaten first)
BONEYARD PASTURES (Global management has been SLACK)
Well there aint no rain
& there's dust storm wind
Then the place goes still
Lke rigormortis sets in
& the trees stand dead except for a few
Pale Grim Reaper goes riding thru
Neglect prevailed
Why couldnt they see?
IT DONT RAIN WHERE WE WANT IT
GEOGRAPHICALLEE
Water is precious WATER IS LIFE
Aint no water plan we're in strife
Had droughts & famines for over 50 years
& the only moisture is farmers tears
SHOULDA TRAPPED THE RAIN WHEREVER IT FELL
NO PIPELINE NETWORKS BLOODY HELL!
Paddocks are skeletons crops are stubble
Global food shortage we're in trouble
Just what we all needed now with the mortgage
crisis/
credit
crunch &
as the PRICE CRUNCH hits with food prices expected
to rise
50%
i
appeal to anyone with a brain on top of their
shoulders &
an
activistic sense of dire urgency to do what they can
(including a film
script) to get WATER CATCHMENTS & DAMS &
interconnecting
PIPELINE
NETWORKS that also extend to PRODUCE & LIVESTOCK
FARMS
BUILT
IN EVERY
TOWN PRONTO coz when it rains (floods) millions of
gallons
of
water
pour down gutters & drains & it's all WASTED & know
for
certain this
is what you'll be up against apathy &
indifferencewise
etc...i've
tried notifying gov knowing i'd be ignored - it's
like
posting
to a
council requesting a bin in an public area notorious
for
excessive
litter - you're either ignored or discreetly fobbed
off
with a
promise
of a bin that'll never come
Maybe a film with a tragic conclusion for all of us
& the
angry hungry
hero tells the unwashed starving "Well i tried & i
warned
you
but YOU
DID NOTHING! YOU WANNA QUENCH YOUR THIRST THEN GO
LICK YOUR
GRANDMOTHERS!
Best to all good bad & ugly from a frustrated
exasperated,
Pipeline Pete