Londsay asks ALGORE for help???? WTF?
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Lindsay Lohan has asked former American Vice President Al Gore to help her
clean up her image.
In an email written by the 20-year-old actress to friends and lawyers she
states she is sick of her portrayal in the media and wants to hold a press
conference to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for
the better of our country."
According to the New York Post newspaper, Lindsay writes: "Al Gore will help
me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a
conversation with me.
"If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill
Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would
be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
The 'Mean Girls' star - whose rambling email is littered with spelling and
grammatical errors - summons what she bizarrely calls the "way of the
future-Howard Hughes" to help her "release a politically/morally correct,
fully adequite [sic] letter to the press.
"I want to hold a press conference. And will do anything necessary to do
so."
Lindsay says she wants to state her views on "our people", adding: "Because
I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations
older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
The 'Just My Luck' actress insists she has had enough of the negative press
coverage she receives, because she is at "such a young and tender age in a
woman's life."
She ranted: "It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the
one to make a change.
"Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of
character.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is
okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we
all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am
willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lindsay's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, refused to comment.
According to the National Enquirer Lohan frequently snorts cocaine and pops
the illegal drug Oxycontin only to wash it down with vodka. The source
claims to have spent many booze and drug fueled nights with the out of
control star.
The combination of drugs keeps Lindsay up all night before taking sleeping
pills when she's ready to crash.
The source revealed:
"She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her,
and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to
sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out.
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets.
"There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she
refuses to miss a night of partying."
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DEAR FUCKING GOD, tell me that she isn't serious about that. Algore will
do it, these days he will show up for a opening of a envelope. Also
AlGore is the political whore, if he thinks the can get the youth vote if he
'reforms' LL's image, he'll springboard it to another (failed) run for the
whitehouse.
Also, I take back anything positive I said about Lohanwhore getting help
thru AA. She's dead to me, and soon she'll be dead to everybody else thru
a overdose. To hell with her, I'll lust after the cheerleader in
'heroes'.
Lindsay, enjoy hell with Kurt Cobain and the asshat from Blind Melon and all
the other idiots who loved drugs more than living.
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Go to www.yarmuthwatch.blogspot.com , the website dedicated to showing the
world what kind of congressman John Yarmuth is.
Dear Lord, JUST STAY OUT OF OUR WAY!!!
Stewie Grithin
mikesm...@hotmail.com
Sometimes I whish she died, but at other times I prefer she stays alive
because it's so fun and hillarious to hear about all the stories! lol.
""If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton,
Bill
Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them
would
be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
We??? Who else than you??? What's his/her/their name(s)! Or do you have
TWO personalities?
"how our society should be educated for the better of our country."
I'll tell you one thing you could do to better our country: Stop using
drugs! If you and others do that, a gangster will be without a job.
mayvenne
If it wasn't so tragically sad, it would be hysterically funny.
Or is it the other way around?
I feel like a shrieking evangelical when I shudder to think that this
incoherent, rambling, uneducated grammatically incorrect nightmare is
making more money this year than most of us will make in 10 years.
Honestly I hope she finds some help.
mikesm...@hotmail.com
WHAT exactly does she have that is so special that she can earn
millions of dollars?
Al Gore must be laughing to death! Al, please dissociate yourself of
drug users. Please do!
mikesm...@hotmail.com
She probably writes those messages when she is stoned.
Reality Check
<mikesm...@hotmail.com> wrote:
It's the 21st century version of drunk dialling!