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bbsmi...@yahoo.com

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Dec 6, 2006, 4:57:20 PM12/6/06
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Jen resisted to break up with Vince because he's got a circus cock (his
new nude pics were recently leaked on photobucket.com, but have been
taken down:( , but she eventually broke up with him officially because
she got tired of his big belly which grossly overhangs his fat cock.

Trey Harlow

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<bbsmi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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LOL
>


whimples

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Dec 6, 2006, 6:34:08 PM12/6/06
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Is she not a has-been yet? After that picture of the storm troopers
paving the way for her thru LA I guess it is a good idea to hide out
for awhile...

PorchMonkey4Life

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Dec 6, 2006, 10:37:13 PM12/6/06
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Rumor has it that Brad was quite deficient in that department.

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latt...@yahoo.com

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Dec 6, 2006, 11:54:13 PM12/6/06
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> >
> >Rumor has it that Brad was quite deficient in that department.
>
> We can't all have a big belly.

LOL!

CliffB

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Dec 7, 2006, 12:09:22 AM12/7/06
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actually, it would seem a flat belly would accentuate the size of said
organ; so if it's smallishly Pittiable on Bradley, then on corpulent
slobbish Vaughan for it to still stand out must be something of an
accomplishment.

Carlos The Jackass

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PorchMonkey4Life <pm4...@yousuckbutidont.com> wrote in news:J%Ldh.127
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The Playgirl pictures of him are on the net.

subscriber1997

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"CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
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O Cliffy stop drooling over big cocks
PUH leeze


CliffB

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Dec 7, 2006, 12:30:11 AM12/7/06
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I knew you'd be chiming in - 'shortly'.

I'm more drooling over Aniston's lovely trim and well featured face.

A.

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PorchMonkey,

Your new nym was the high point of a difficult day - and was way more
funny than the notion of Tori Spelling writing her memoirs, which is
already pretty funny.

I mean funny in the sense of really laughing - not the look on Brad's
face when he realizes people on the internet are making fun of his
penis.

A.

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Agent Smith

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Alan Moorman <amoo...@visi.com> wrote in
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> On 7 Dec 2006 00:12:15 -0800, "A." <atalanta....@gmail.com>

> Those pictures have been around for 4 or 5 years, and he doesn't have
> anything to be ashamed about. (I would assume that he is a "grower"
> and that him swanning around nude was contributing to it not being
> all grown up at the moment.)

What does that mean, a "grower"? Are you saying that some men's
winklers become proportionately larger than other men's, when they get
pokey?

PorchMonkey4Life

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:30:14 AM12/7/06
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Alan Moorman wrote:
> On 7 Dec 2006 00:12:15 -0800, "A." <atalanta....@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> Those pictures have been around for 4 or 5 years, and he doesn't have
> anything to be ashamed about. (I would assume that he is a "grower"
> and that him swanning around nude was contributing to it not being
> all grown up at the moment.)
>
>
>
> Alan
> __________________________________
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Brad should be ashamed. Hey but at least he's a looker. She can
concentrate on how good she looks while having that empty **wink**
**wink** feeling during sex.

PorchMonkey4Life

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:41:30 AM12/7/06
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Glad that some joy was brought to your life.

A.

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PorchMonkey,

subscriber1997

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"CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
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check out her face before rhinoplasty ;-)


puzzlr

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Dec 7, 2006, 12:59:26 PM12/7/06
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"Alan Moorman" <amoo...@visi.com> wrote in message
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> On 7 Dec 2006 00:12:15 -0800, "A." <atalanta....@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>Carlos The Jackass wrote:
>>> PorchMonkey4Life <pm4...@yousuckbutidont.com> wrote in news:J%Ldh.127
>>> $5h.71@trnddc04:
>>>
>>> > bbsmi...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> > Rumor has it that Brad was quite deficient in that department.
>>I mean funny in the sense of really laughing - not the look on Brad's
>>face when he realizes people on the internet are making fun of his
>>penis.
> Those pictures have been around for 4 or 5 years, and he doesn't have
> anything to be ashamed about. (I would assume that he is a "grower"
> and that him swanning around nude was contributing to it not being
> all grown up at the moment.)
>

I'm sorry, but Brad is small. He was standing next to his humped-back,
slouching, flat-assed finance', in warm weather, in a secluded bungalow. It
was as big as it was going to get. Yeah, I know, a normal man wouldn't find
~ attractive, but Brad did, so she's standing there nekkid and nothing.

Puzz

CliffB

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Dec 7, 2006, 1:02:50 PM12/7/06
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subscriber1997 wrote:
> "CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:1165469411.5...@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > subscriber1997 wrote:
> >> "CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
> >> news:1165468162....@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> > latt...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >Rumor has it that Brad was quite deficient in that department.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > We can't all have a big belly.
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL!
> >> >
> >> > actually, it would seem a flat belly would accentuate the size of said
> >> > organ; so if it's smallishly Pittiable on Bradley, then on corpulent
> >> > slobbish Vaughan for it to still stand out must be something of an
> >> > accomplishment.
> >> ================
> >>
> >> O Cliffy stop drooling over big cocks
> >> PUH leeze
> >
> > I knew you'd be chiming in - 'shortly'.
> >
> > I'm more drooling over Aniston's lovely trim and well featured face.
> ======================
>
> check out her face before rhinoplasty ;-)

I wouldn't mind giving her a .... '-plasty'..........

Mooselips

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Dec 7, 2006, 1:12:35 PM12/7/06
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Only Republican cocks for Cliffy.

FERRANTE

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Dec 7, 2006, 1:38:22 PM12/7/06
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Where? I would love to see his prick.

Mark

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carme...@yahoo.com

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Dec 7, 2006, 1:41:17 PM12/7/06
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> smallishly Pittiable

LOL

Agent Smith

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FERRANTE <ferrant...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Sorry, no gays allowed. :(

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puzzlr

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:45:56 PM12/7/06
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"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in

>> I'm sorry, but Brad is small. He was standing next to his
>> humped-back, slouching, flat-assed finance', in warm weather, in a
>> secluded bungalow. It was as big as it was going to get. Yeah, I
>> know, a normal man wouldn't find ~ attractive, but Brad did, so she's
>> standing there nekkid and nothing.
>

> Do you still have these pics? I've seen Brad and Gwynnie naked
> spearately,
> but never together. The ones I saw were taken by Paparazzi peeking over a
> wall, in the yard of Brad's palatial estate.
>

No I don't have them. I had them on my PC before (I think they are pretty
easy to get), but I guess I erased them. I kept the issue of Playgirl
though. I was under the impression that the pictures were taken while they
were on vacation. The photog, slogged through the bush just to get the
shot.

> Has anybody ever told you that you set the bar pretty high? He wasn't
> big,
> but he wasn't small, either. I'd say that he was just a hair on the large
> side of average, which you may not know is only six inches. So he may be
> about a seven incher.
>

I'm not a size queen, but I seem to attract well hung guys (dunno why). I
had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick (fucking
circus freak). We (me and the circus freak) watched a triple-X rated
feature and he giggled through the entire film. I didn't know why at the
time, but he showed me. Yikes!

> But Gwinnie's vagina interests me infintely more.

She is kinda smutty, only she'd probably call it discerning.

Puzz

Agent Smith

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Dec 7, 2006, 11:32:19 PM12/7/06
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"puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in
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> "Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in

>> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in
>
>>> I'm sorry, but Brad is small. He was standing next to his
>>> humped-back, slouching, flat-assed finance', in warm weather, in a
>>> secluded bungalow. It was as big as it was going to get. Yeah, I
>>> know, a normal man wouldn't find ~ attractive, but Brad did, so
>>> she's standing there nekkid and nothing.
>>
>> Do you still have these pics? I've seen Brad and Gwynnie naked
>> spearately,
>> but never together. The ones I saw were taken by Paparazzi peeking
>> over a wall, in the yard of Brad's palatial estate.
>
> No I don't have them. I had them on my PC before (I think they are
> pretty easy to get), but I guess I erased them. I kept the issue of
> Playgirl though. I was under the impression that the pictures were
> taken while they were on vacation. The photog, slogged through the
> bush just to get the shot.

I have a suspicion that this may have been the session with full frontal
photos Gwynnie. I just saw some new ones, with a guy in a long towel,
whose face I can't make out. But he looked like he had his hand on her
vagina from behind.

Handle that magazine very gently, as it's worth money on ebay. So I
guess you have a subscription, because they're the only people who got
one. When I heard the news, I drove fruitlessly all over town, but
couldn't find a copy anywhere.

Do you have any of the Schwarzenegger pix? His is even smaller.

>> Has anybody ever told you that you set the bar pretty high? He
>> wasn't big,
>> but he wasn't small, either. I'd say that he was just a hair on the
>> large side of average, which you may not know is only six inches. So
>> he may be about a seven incher.
>
> I'm not a size queen, but I seem to attract well hung guys (dunno
> why).

I've never met an action chick who *wasn't* a size queen, and men prefer
it that way. It turns us on to seduce a girl who is totally and
overwhelmingly obsessed with the penis. We really get off to think of
chicks as being completely absorbed by that one thing, to the absolute
exclusion of everying else.

> I had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick
> (fucking circus freak).

Oh stop it. Not a day goes by where you don't wish you had a folder
full of 8x10's, so you could boast to your girlfriends. But what you'd
really like is 6x10 foot poster on the biggest wall in your living room.
Admit it.

> We (me and the circus freak) watched a
> triple-X rated feature and he giggled through the entire film. I
> didn't know why at the time, but he showed me. Yikes!

If you watch a hardcore tape with a dude, before the night is out,
you're gonna be looking at his penis. Hopefully the fun didn't end
there; tell me that he didn't just put it away and go home.

I can just picture you fighting him off with a crucifix, hissing,
spitting, burning flesh, just like a vampire. The dauntless vampire
hunters burst in at the last moment. They stake him down, but not until
he's tasted your flesh and made you one of his kind. :O

> But Gwinnie's vagina interests me infintely more.
>
> She is kinda smutty, only she'd probably call it discerning.

I don't follow. How do these traits apply to a vagina?

puzzlr

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"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in

> I have a suspicion that this may have been the session with full frontal


> photos Gwynnie. I just saw some new ones, with a guy in a long towel,
> whose face I can't make out. But he looked like he had his hand on her
> vagina from behind.
>

Now, those I haven't seen. Who was the guy and did she have a mooee coming
out? With her its always about the publicity.

> Do you have any of the Schwarzenegger pix? His is even smaller.
>

I don't recall his pictures. They did little tommie cruise, Stallone and
Antonio Bandaras, screen shots. However, I do know that Ahnold is very
small.

>> I had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick
>> (fucking circus freak).
>
> Oh stop it. Not a day goes by where you don't wish you had a folder
> full of 8x10's, so you could boast to your girlfriends. But what you'd
> really like is 6x10 foot poster on the biggest wall in your living room.
> Admit it.
>

Nope. I don't want to see either monster again (him or his huge dick).

Puzz

Agent Smith

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"puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in
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>
> "Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in
> message news:Xns9892EF784F6C4ag...@207.115.17.102...
>> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in
>
>> I have a suspicion that this may have been the session with full
>> frontal photos Gwynnie. I just saw some new ones, with a guy in a
>> long towel, whose face I can't make out. But he looked like he had
>> his hand on her vagina from behind.
>
> Now, those I haven't seen. Who was the guy and did she have a mooee
> coming out? With her its always about the publicity.

When it's a vagina, that's the only thing that matters.

>> Do you have any of the Schwarzenegger pix? His is even smaller.
>
> I don't recall his pictures. They did little tommie cruise, Stallone
> and Antonio Bandaras, screen shots. However, I do know that Ahnold is
> very small.

How do you know how big Ahnold is, if you haven't seen the pic?
Stallone made a porno, but since when are there photos of Banderas?

>>> I had the misfortune to get involved with a guy with a huge dick
>>> (fucking circus freak).
>>
>> Oh stop it. Not a day goes by where you don't wish you had a folder
>> full of 8x10's, so you could boast to your girlfriends. But what
>> you'd really like is 6x10 foot poster on the biggest wall in your
>> living room. Admit it.
>
> Nope. I don't want to see either monster again (him or his huge
> dick).

So the big dick had a big dick, huh? Has this made you a small penis
afficionado?

mc

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Dec 10, 2006, 9:21:10 AM12/10/06
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bbsmi...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Jen resisted to break up with Vince because he's got a circus cock (his
> new nude pics were recently leaked on photobucket.com, but have been
> taken down:( , but she eventually broke up with him officially because
> she got tired of his big belly which grossly overhangs his fat cock.


Finally, some real dirt on these two!

mc

Buttercup

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Dec 10, 2006, 9:28:42 AM12/10/06
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bbsmi...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Jen resisted to break up with Vince because he's got a circus cock >>>>>>>>

A big peter and shit for brains!
Whatever it takes to get over
Brad Pitt - Way to go Jen!
If she's done with him do like
the post office -

Lick him - Stick him - send him on his way!

Reality Check

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On 10 Dec 2006 06:28:42 -0800, "Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com>
wrote:

I wanna see the pics that were mentioned! They must still be out
there somewhere.

Buttercup

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Reality Check wrote:
>
> I wanna see the pics that were mentioned! They must still be out
> there somewhere.<<<<<<<

I can honestly say - I don't want to see Vince nekid.

Ms B. Haven

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On 10 Dec 2006 08:08:05 -0800, "Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com>
wrote:

Not even out of curiousity?


puzzlr

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"Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
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> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in

>> I don't recall his pictures. They did little tommie cruise, Stallone


>> and Antonio Bandaras, screen shots. However, I do know that Ahnold is
>> very small.
>
> How do you know how big Ahnold is, if you haven't seen the pic?

Its common knowledge since he whipped it out on film.

> Stallone made a porno, but since when are there photos of Banderas?
>

All the Playgirl photos were screenshots.

>> Nope. I don't want to see either monster again (him or his huge
>> dick).
>
> So the big dick had a big dick, huh? Has this made you a small penis
> afficionado?

Didn't say that. I'm just not a size queen.

Puzz

pstaw...@aol.com

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Dec 10, 2006, 12:52:17 PM12/10/06
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bbsmi...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Jen resisted to break up with Vince because he's got a circus cock (his
> new nude pics were recently leaked on photobucket.com, but have been
> taken down:( , but she eventually broke up with him officially because
> she got tired of his big belly which grossly overhangs his fat cock.

Ok - that title. I thought Vince bought a monster cock. How about Vince
HAS a monster cock. or Vince is endowed with a Monster Cock. or A big
Monster Cock is attached to Vince.....

Just a thought

Big J

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"pstaw...@aol.com" <pstaw...@aol.com> wrote in
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Where are the pics of this monster?

Big J

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Buttercup

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Dec 10, 2006, 4:27:24 PM12/10/06
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Nah - I've seen a million tubby guys with fat dorks.

what's one more?

Agent Smith

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> "pstaw...@aol.com" <pstaw...@aol.com> wrote in
> news:1165773137....@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:
>
>> bbsmi...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> Jen resisted to break up with Vince because he's got a circus cock
>>> (his new nude pics were recently leaked on photobucket.com, but have
>>> been taken down:( , but she eventually broke up with him officially
>>> because she got tired of his big belly which grossly overhangs his
>>> fat cock.
>>
>> Ok - that title. I thought Vince bought a monster cock. How about
>> Vince HAS a monster cock. or Vince is endowed with a Monster Cock. or
>> A big Monster Cock is attached to Vince.....
>>
>> Just a thought
>
> Where are the pics of this monster?

In their heads.

Mooselips

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Dec 10, 2006, 4:33:10 PM12/10/06
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Why have you looked at a million fat guys with chubby willies if you don't
like them? <g>

FragileWarrior

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Mooselips <add...@invalid.here> wrote in
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Because when you're only making twenty five cents a pop, you have to go
for quantity over quality?

Mooselips

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Dec 10, 2006, 7:26:05 PM12/10/06
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How much for a dribble? :)

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Gay Fairy

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Dec 10, 2006, 7:50:36 PM12/10/06
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Anyone have any links to pics of prick?

GF

Agent Smith

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Gay Fairy <ferrant...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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> Anyone have any links to pics of prick?

You're so gullible.

Agent Smith

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> "Agent Smith" <agent...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in
> message news:Xns98955DBFFC6F7ag...@207.115.17.102...
>> "puzzlr" <puz...@usa.net> wrote in
>
>>> I don't recall his pictures. They did little tommie cruise,
>>> Stallone and Antonio Bandaras, screen shots. However, I do know
>>> that Ahnold is very small.
>>
>> How do you know how big Ahnold is, if you haven't seen the pic?
>
> Its common knowledge since he whipped it out on film.

Not that I'm aware of. When and where did this allegedly take place?
And where was Tiny Tom?

>>> Nope. I don't want to see either monster again (him or his huge
>>> dick).
>>
>> So the big dick had a big dick, huh? Has this made you a small penis
>> afficionado?
>
> Didn't say that. I'm just not a size queen.

Ooooooo.....

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