Tasteless Obama joke
Tattoo Vampire
noticed a black man walking toward him. Peter rose to greet the new arrival.
"Welcome to Heaven. Your name, please?"
"Barack Obama"
"Well, Mr. Obama, tell me a little about yourself."
"I was the first black president of the United States."
St. Peter was flabbergasted. "You're kidding. America was finally able to
shake off the old prejudices and elect a black man to the presidency? When
did THIS happen?"
Obama glanced at his watch and said, "Oh, about 15 minutes ago."
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Regards,
[tv]
...Do ministers do more than lay people?
Generalisimo Franco
Many have called him the black JFK, even Carolyn Kennedy supports him.
Some references were made to Abe Lincoln. Sometimes you just have to
be your own person. If he's not paying attention, he may accept a
motorcade thru the streets of Dallas or attend a performance of "Our
Amerian Cousin".
One never know, do one....
-Franco
Freddy Cellophane
This is a Kiss ng, thanks.
Fujikawa Yamamoto
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Obama and his wife checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D.C.
That night, as Obama was about to turn off the light, Michelle asked, "Do
you think this room is bugged?"
"That was a long time ago, sweetheart," he reassured her.
"But what if there's a microphone somewhere? I'd be so embarrassed."
So he searched under tables and behind pictures. Then he turned back the
rug. Sure enough, there was a funny-looking gismo in the floor. He took
out the screws, got rid of the hardware, and climbed into bed.
The next morning they were awakened by a hotel clerk who wanted to know if
they had slept well. "We did," they both replied. "Why do you ask?"
"It's rather unusual," the clerk answered. "Last night the couple in the
room below yours had a chandelier fall on them."
Big J
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> Okay - Fuji's was funny.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas
rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working
cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old
man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her
bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post
turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know she
didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up
there, and you just have to wonder what kind of dumb ass put
her up there to begin with.'
Big J
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Tattoo Vampire
> Okay - Fuji's was funny.
What was wrong with mine? :-(
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compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas
>rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working
>cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old
>man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her
>bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
>
>The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post
>turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
>a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
>country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
>balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know she
>didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
>up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up
>there, and you just have to wonder what kind of dumb ass put
>her up there to begin with.'
tee hee hee! i love it!
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
Fujikawa Yamamoto
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> explorer wrote:
>
>> Okay - Fuji's was funny.
Tanks!
> What was wrong with mine? :-(
I liked it ;D.
quintal
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this US presidential campain is sure a great source of free high quality
entertainment
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quintal
sit...@this.computer says...
> explorer wrote:
>
> > Okay - Fuji's was funny.
>
> What was wrong with mine? :-(
it's tasteless
some dont like joking about assassination of blacks.
(i do...)
Fujikawa Yamamoto
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> In article <13hii0cl...@this.domain.or.that>,
> sit...@this.computer says...
>> explorer wrote:
>>
>> > Okay - Fuji's was funny.
>>
>> What was wrong with mine? :-(
>
> it's tasteless
> some dont like joking about assassination of blacks.
> (i do...)
>
Are you saying "no noose" is "good noose" for Obama?
Fujikawa Yamamoto
I'll be glad when it's over. The amount of crap flying around out there
is ridiculous.
quintal
flushed.org says...
not at all
i'm saying i enjoyed this particular joke
i usualy dont like dark jokes
murder in a joke is ok to me only if it's a theatrical event
quintal
flushed.org says...
err juicy crap bits what am i saying eew
jnol...@yahoo.com
> Tattoo Vampire wrote: > St. Peter was sitting at his desk in front of the pearly gates when he > noticed a black man walking toward him. Peter rose to greet the new arrival. >> "Welcome to Heaven. Your name, please?"> > "Barack Obama"> > "Well, Mr. Obama, tell me a little about yourself."> > "I was the first black president of the United States."> > St. Peter was flabbergasted. "You're kidding. America was finally able to > shake off the old prejudices and elect a black man to the presidency? When > did THIS happen?"> > Obama glanced at his watch and said, "Oh, about 15 minutes ago." > --> Regards,> [tv]> > ...Do ministers do more than lay people?Many have called him the black JFK, even Carolyn Kennedy supports him. Some references were made to Abe Lincoln. Sometimes you just have to be your own person. If he's not paying attention, he may accept a motorcade thru the streets of Dallas or attend a performance of "Our Amerian Cousin".One never know, do one....-Franco
Nicklaus, Palmer, Watson, Woods and Trevino are also great supporter of Obama. Of course they are very jealous of him. They all have families and other obligations and can't find the time to be on the course as often as the President.