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One Lard-Sass Blind Vice: So, Porta-Potbelly hit it big. In every way.
Dude's not only got debatable mirthful acting abilities, but a frame
that's rather oversized, not exactly the prettiest pic in Hollywood,
an enclave built almost entirely around how you look. So, P.P. can be
forgiven, one supposes, if he hits clubs and parties and chooses to
let his fame do the seducing, as Size-0 God knows, P.P. wouldn't stand
a chance in Hades with these glittering gaga chicks were he not
famous. Just like with the rockers, ya know, same principle precisely.
(And if you don't believe me here, just look at the ugly-butt who's
the latest entry into the Paris Hilton School of Sex Tapes, Mini-Me
Verne Troyer.) And there P2 is, hitting up dive bar after dive bar in
H-town, with his almost-equally famous dork-butt amigo. Porta moves
right in on three chicks he desires to have directly beneath his
quivering, jiggly flesh—only problem, he can't decide which one!
Perhaps this is why Porta pulls out the blow, to help him hone a plan,
who the ef knows. Or maybe it's to impress the babes, who, trust, are
already majorly taken with the Big Star. Porta's clearly a man who's
new to ruling this kind of scenester debauchery, as he broke Rules No.
1 (Let them come to you), No. 2 (Do your blow in the stall, just like
the rest of T-town does), and, most importantly, No. 3 (Seduce and
select them all, not just one, you dimwit). And like the horny moron
he is, Mr. Potbelly wiped his schnoz, told the one babe he preferred
to move it—and back to his chic, artist-like Hell-Ay residence they
hightailed it. Uh, what I want to know is why the hell these babes do
it. Is possibly getting smothered by an arguably gifted ape with a
most challenging coiffure really worth the 15 minutes of infamy it's
going to afford you? Nevermind, ladies, I already know the answer.
Forgive me for even asking, that was the dumberest thing I've done all
week. AND IT AIN’T: Tyler Perry; Brandon Davis; Jorge Garcia

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[tee...@comcast.net]

Jack Black?

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On Thu, 3 Jul 2008 20:51:52 -0700 (PDT), tee...@comcast.net felt
compelled by mysterious forces to say:

he's married and i think he & his wife just had a kis, so i doubt he's
bringing random chicks home. maybe Jonah Hill?

--dez

...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...

"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick

[mc]

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That was my first thought, after Jiminy Glick.

mc

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I think it's Jonah Hill too. He's the only fat comedic actor who's hit
the big time recently. Seth Rogen is pudgy, but he's not fat.

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On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 10:11:29 -0700 (PDT), EntertainmentFanatic
<anonymous...@yahoo.com> felt compelled by mysterious forces to
say:

>On Jul 3, 6:42 pm, "pusssyk...@aol.com" <PUSSSYK...@aol.com> wrote:

and Jonah's coif' could be described as "challenging."