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Gwen Stefani looks like a total HOG on snl tonight

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Gwen Stefani = Pig

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Dec 9, 2006, 11:47:05 PM12/9/06
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Seems like the female pop stars are all fatass pigs these days so they
have to wear those gaudy high heel boots or whatever the hell else can
boost their fat asses another 3 inches off the ground.

And remember the days where samples in popular music didn't sound like
they came from some twenty dollar toy synthesizer from Radio Shack?
THANKS RIAA!

A.

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Dec 10, 2006, 2:35:02 AM12/10/06
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She looks great.

U, however, suck worse than piglets.

Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008

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Dec 10, 2006, 10:38:56 AM12/10/06
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"A." <atalanta....@gmail.com> wrote in news:1165736102.576532.117460
@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com:

Except she has Pink's hair on.

rande...@gmail.com

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Dec 17, 2006, 1:11:18 PM12/17/06
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Gwen Stefani = Pig wrote:

Thank women fans. It's their influence on music in the last 20 years
that has cause it to go down the talent drain faster than draino.
Women, especially teenaged woman ruined popular music. When musicians
catered to male tastes, it was 100x better.

Doomella

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Dec 17, 2006, 1:16:17 PM12/17/06
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When was that?
Are you retarded?

f5

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Dec 17, 2006, 3:32:45 PM12/17/06
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"Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I wouldn't even bother asking. I think the answer is pretty clear.

Ever notice the guys who cross-post to the Howard Stern NG try to
out-Stern Stern? And fail miserably?


lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 18, 2006, 8:17:25 AM12/18/06
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On 17 Dec 2006 10:11:18 -0800, rande...@gmail.com puked:

Can we pass a law saying belly shirts are not to be worn by chicks
with bellies? Are ya with me?
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

Gemstone Rivers

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Dec 18, 2006, 8:27:00 AM12/18/06
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"lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net> wrote in
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Only if men with boobs can't go topless -- EVER.

lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 19, 2006, 10:56:44 AM12/19/06
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On 17 Dec 2006 10:16:17 -0800, "Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com>
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The music that was catering to men ended when they started having
those Lezbopalooza Festivals...

>Are you retarded?

Jury's out...

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 19, 2006, 11:22:14 AM12/19/06
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you better watch it, the dykes who belive PJ Harvey and Melissa Ethridge
are great guitar players will be on your ass if you keep this up

weather...@yahoo.com

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Dec 19, 2006, 11:27:03 AM12/19/06
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I think the problem is with females and pop stars, not females who make
rock music. The above have been consistently good whereas the parade of
female pop stars pushed on the teen audience seems the ultimate triumph
of style over substance.

lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 19, 2006, 12:24:22 PM12/19/06
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On 19 Dec 2006 08:27:03 -0800, weather...@yahoo.com puked:

If we're talking about style over substance, it goes back a lot
further than Lezbopalooza...

lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 19, 2006, 12:25:13 PM12/19/06
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On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:22:14 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

One thing I have to say about Ethridge is that she is a steady
strummer.


(Insert lesbian joke here)

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 19, 2006, 1:48:24 PM12/19/06
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Its not the musicians fault. Some of todays stellar female musicians are as
good as any players out there. Its the fault of the audience who
continually buys up this disposable pop crap. I dont remember where I saw
it, but the demographic of American Idol is about 70% female. That should
tell you right there. The music companys continue to produce this stuff
because they know it will sell and they know who is buying it.

lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 19, 2006, 2:00:13 PM12/19/06
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On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 13:48:24 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

Just so you know, they stopped appealing to men when they outlawed
guitar solos. What the FUCK is that about?

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 19, 2006, 2:07:46 PM12/19/06
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Somebody better tell Jennifer Batten and Jaye Foucher and Debbie Brown and
Starr Faithfull and Linda Taylor and Gwen Spencer and Nancy Wilson and Lita
Ford.

theres plenty of men who hate guitar solos too; you know why? THEY CANT
PLAY ONE.


lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 19, 2006, 2:09:36 PM12/19/06
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On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:07:46 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

Ok, let me fire up the time machine. In the mean time, women playing
guitar solos appeal to ME, as long as they don't suck.

I'm saying that there are few new songs with them...

>
>theres plenty of men who hate guitar solos too; you know why? THEY CANT
>PLAY ONE.

They can't air band?

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 20, 2006, 10:19:26 AM12/20/06
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no argument here. I'm not sure why that is. Everybody on earth is a guitar
player now, but nobody is taking the time to learn how to play?

Females typically, with zillions of exceptions, tend to go for vocal
oriented music anyway. Chicks dig singers.


lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 20, 2006, 10:23:08 AM12/20/06
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:19:26 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

I downloaded a Lita Ford video a few months ago and I was laughing my
ass off at it. I think it was Kiss Me Twice or whatever, and she was
rolling around on the ground wearing a thong. She had a good body,
but the song was godawful glam rock and for some reason I think she
has the face of a dude...

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 20, 2006, 11:11:24 AM12/20/06
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She could play however. I once chatted with Jennifer Batten, who was
bitterly disappointed that no females were ever in her audience at concerts
and never bought her albums. She told me its sad that women bitch that rock
is a mans world, yet they dont even support the women players UNLESS THEY
SING.

lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 20, 2006, 12:08:59 PM12/20/06
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:11:24 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

>> I downloaded a Lita Ford video a few months ago and I was laughing my


>> ass off at it. I think it was Kiss Me Twice or whatever, and she was
>> rolling around on the ground wearing a thong. She had a good body,
>> but the song was godawful glam rock and for some reason I think she
>> has the face of a dude...
>
>
>She could play however. I once chatted with Jennifer Batten, who was
>bitterly disappointed that no females were ever in her audience at concerts
>and never bought her albums. She told me its sad that women bitch that rock
>is a mans world, yet they dont even support the women players UNLESS THEY
>SING.

Jennifer Batten is much better than Lita Ford. She's actually a
guitarist. Did Lita even play lead?

I remember Girlschool. I used to listen to that chick solo and think,
"Not bad. For a GIRL"...

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 20, 2006, 2:04:00 PM12/20/06
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:08:59 GMT, lab~rat >:-) wrote:

> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:11:24 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
> <attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:
>
>>> I downloaded a Lita Ford video a few months ago and I was laughing my
>>> ass off at it. I think it was Kiss Me Twice or whatever, and she was
>>> rolling around on the ground wearing a thong. She had a good body,
>>> but the song was godawful glam rock and for some reason I think she
>>> has the face of a dude...
>>
>>
>>She could play however. I once chatted with Jennifer Batten, who was
>>bitterly disappointed that no females were ever in her audience at concerts
>>and never bought her albums. She told me its sad that women bitch that rock
>>is a mans world, yet they dont even support the women players UNLESS THEY
>>SING.
>
> Jennifer Batten is much better than Lita Ford. She's actually a
> guitarist. Did Lita even play lead?


Lita could play really well. I was surprised to learn this recently, I only
really heard the Runaways stuff and she was terrible on that. But very
young. She worked hard at it and I saw a few videos on YouTube where she
was doing some advanced metal-type shredding.


>
> I remember Girlschool. I used to listen to that chick solo and think,
> "Not bad. For a GIRL"...


why is it so few girls can play guitar really well? I think that is slowly
changing, theres a bunch of girls on YouTube that can play.


lab~rat >:-)

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Dec 20, 2006, 3:11:08 PM12/20/06
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:04:00 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
<attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:

>On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:08:59 GMT, lab~rat >:-) wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:11:24 -0500, chef_boyhowdy!
>> <attila_t...@nowaynohow.com> puked:
>>
>>>> I downloaded a Lita Ford video a few months ago and I was laughing my
>>>> ass off at it. I think it was Kiss Me Twice or whatever, and she was
>>>> rolling around on the ground wearing a thong. She had a good body,
>>>> but the song was godawful glam rock and for some reason I think she
>>>> has the face of a dude...
>>>
>>>
>>>She could play however. I once chatted with Jennifer Batten, who was
>>>bitterly disappointed that no females were ever in her audience at concerts
>>>and never bought her albums. She told me its sad that women bitch that rock
>>>is a mans world, yet they dont even support the women players UNLESS THEY
>>>SING.
>>
>> Jennifer Batten is much better than Lita Ford. She's actually a
>> guitarist. Did Lita even play lead?
>
>
>Lita could play really well. I was surprised to learn this recently, I only
>really heard the Runaways stuff and she was terrible on that. But very
>young. She worked hard at it and I saw a few videos on YouTube where she
>was doing some advanced metal-type shredding.

I suspect that could be because she has an Adam's apple... >:-)

chef_boyhowdy!

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Dec 20, 2006, 4:04:20 PM12/20/06
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Litas always been a woman, she's a mommy now.

g_c...@yahoo.com

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:03:20 AM2/16/07
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She's a pig. Old and fake.
Fake voice, fake boobs, fake skin, fake smile.
Disgusting.
She's older than my mom.


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