Maryanne Kehoe: "I Changed History - And I Am HUMBLE" [nuttier than Laura Linger!]
Mrs. Ken Laws
IMWTK...
First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
LOAF...
And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???
Lol...
Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ]
http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/
"Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Seven years ago today...
...I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.
But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
after Sydney beat them out.
They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
reaction was.
"You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
to say "She's nailed it."
When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
more years. With j-school degrees.
My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
appease.
I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
differently or said anything different in the years since.
Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
no one is better than anyone else.
We're all in this together.
Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
desperately needed.
Thank you.
Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."
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> [Gregory Morrow: Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
>
> IMWTK...
>
> First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
> LOAF...
How about a 6 month supply of her sister Mabel?
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> [Gregory Morrow: Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
Yeah, I read that on her blog before you posted it and still have no idea
what she did or what she alleges she accomplished.
> And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
> unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???
You do realize how eerily similar Laura and Maryanne have become?
> Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
> Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ]
Can't agree. I believe anyone that uses the memory of their dead soldier
brother to justify a worthless, reckless, wanton trip to Sin City is not
only the KOOK OF THE YEAR, but KOOK OF THE DECADE.
> I was too busy working my fanny off
Looks like there's still plenty of work left to do.
I will say this, though, Greg: this post of Maryanne's was the equivalent of
Barack Obama: talks a lot but doesn't say anything meaningful. Full of
platitudes, rhetoric, and mantras, but as empty as an Ashlee Simpson
concert.
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Icebreaker
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Stupid bint." --- Laura Linger, "Defective Breasts", November 29, 2006,
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franco bolli
>
> - Show quoted text -
Greg,
I REALLY don't want to be right on this one!! That prize is an
INSULT...how DARE you!!! IF I win, I will NOT accept!
Wasn't that the time old Maryanne was in Moscow??? I'm not sure of my
answer, but can offer 3 possibilities.
1) Wasn't it the time she had an audience with Prez Gorbachev and
said, "Mr. President, take down this Wall of Blubber?" or 2) Met
with The IOC and pleaded with them to bring the 2008 Winter Olympics
(to be held during the summer of 2008) to Beijing? I remember she
said, "The hell with those cry baby Tibetans! It's time they rallied
around my rotundness and came together as a people devoted to games
I'm too fatt to play. No more playing the victim!! Let The Games
Begin!" or was it: 3) Maryanne was chased thru Red Square by Russian
secret police (aka former KGB agents)...bet that was a short chase!
<puff-puff> who wanted to have sex with her? Upon catching Her Royal
Loafiness, the commie red webtvkkkops said, "Oops! we thought you were
Laura!"
Keep up the good loaf fight,
your avid fan,
-Franco
The 2-Belo
that franco bolli has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>On Jul 2, 8:10?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>wrote:
>> On Jul 2, 6:54?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > [GregoryMorrow: ?Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
>>
>> > IMWTK...
>>
>> > First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
>> > LOAF...
>>
>> > And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
>> > unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???
>>
>> > Lol...
>>
>> > Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
>> > Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ?]
Ms. Keyhoe, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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> On Jul 2, 8:10 pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" wrote:
>> On Jul 2, 6:54 pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" wrote:
One is forced to wonder why a support group for cancer patients is being
trolled, and also why an infamous, award-winning k00k (Loafhead) is being
linked to a victim of character assassination, as though that can possibly
legitimise such tactics, rather than de-legitimise all those engaging in
them. To put it more bluntly, stop trying to smear Mrs. Linger. If she's
so k00ky, x-poast the evidence of her being a usenet.kook (not an internet
kook, but a usenet.kook -- and BTW, if Loafie is posting to usenet at
all, then her blog is on-topic, but Laura has won no awards, so her blog
is off-topic, as it fails to prove that she is a usenet.kook) to AUK, or
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real-lifing usenet flamewars is just ugly, and combining them both with
stalking is the province of attention-whoring k00ks. The latter kind of
kook always goes into the Galactic Killfile.
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laughing at the antics of Mark Outrage, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
What, you mean so seriously they go "real life" on people, stalk them,
out them on usenet, and engage in full-blown character assassination?
Yeah, that'd be the Golden Killfile. The Galactic Killfile isn't an
award, but a shorthand for all those k00ks who need to be roundly ignored
by AUK (except at the FNVW's discretion) for an indefinite period of time.
For further reference on where to find other stalker-k00ks (or where to
avoid them), there's also soc.singles, rec.radio.amateur.policy, and
rec.sport.pro-wrestling -- all of them k00kfarms like agc.
Unfortunately, not taking stalkers seriously can be a bad idea,
especially the ones who don't realise they've become stalkers as well,
in the Nietzschean sense. It's way too easy to go as far as winding up in
a jail cell, arrested for assault or murder, all because of words on a
screen, and more than one person has gone that far (google Emmett
Gulley). I'm saying this to YOU, Ice.
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The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
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> It's way too easy to go as far as winding up in
> a jail cell, arrested for assault or murder, all because of words on a
> screen, and more than one person has gone that far (google Emmett
> Gulley). I'm saying this to YOU, Ice.
Nah, it's not "way too easy". I'm the sane one in this equation. I'm not the
drug-using, bipolar wack job that she is. Furthermore, I'm 3000 miles away
from Linger; I've neither the time, energy, desire, will, resources, or
money to go stalk her. If she wants me to stalk in her in real life, I'll
need for her to come to me.
Sorry, but daily taking the wind out of her sails does not equal stalking.
She, on the other hand, has threatened legal and physical harm against many
people, so if anyone should be worried about "stalking", it should be us and
not the other way around.
Tattoo Vampire
> I'm the sane one in this equation.
That's a big fucking joke.
> Sorry, but daily taking the wind out of her sails does not equal stalking.
How about obsessive behavior?
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The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
Call it what you like with whichever adjectives you like, Tattie, but
all that Ice, Terry and I have done is look at material in Cyberspace
that Laura and Ken posted to the web themselves and discuss it
elsewhere. If they didn't want to to be discussed in any forums (or
for their neighbors to be discussed when Laura posted all sorts of
pictures of their house and lawn and discussed their names and bitched
about how she CALLED THE COPS on their sons for standing to close to
the Linger kitchen window) then PLEASE, Tattie, by all means, ask
Laura and Kenneth to not have such big mouths and to not be as snap
happy with their cameras.
Laura's made ner entire neighborhood into a new faction of TMZ online.
It's like TMZ: Paradise Valley. She's bitched about her homeowner's
association, about her neighbors, about taking said neighbors to court
over the sound of their windchimes (it's Phoenix! God! There's barely
any wind to be had!), she named the judge, etc., etc. When Icebreaker
and I confronted her about the craziness of discussing this online,
she got all wiggy and removed it from her blog and posted a big ol'
testimonial on the newsgroup saying that she'd "Discussed and warned"
her neighbor about "Michael and JN". AND YOU FRIGGIN' EXPECT ANYONE TO
BELIEVE THAT, TATTIE?!?!? If some neighbor called the COPS on your
daughter Kim or her adorable little son whom you've shown us at your
wedding photos webpage, you DARN WELL KNOW, TattieVee, that you'd
NEVER speak to them again, especially if they made your lil' grandson
cry. She has the audacity to LIE and say that IS DISCUSSING US with a
family that she CALLED THE COPS on over Bigelow Herbal Tea on Sunday
Morning.
She's nuttier than two ferrets trying to force their way into a vinyl
umbrella protector sack.
A) We're not stalking her. We are looking at and discussing her blog
and various photos that she has ALREADY posted on the internet. IF you
and SHE cannot handle our opinions, don't put your crap out there in
cyberspace to begin with.
B) On top of that, she is lying on a frequent basis both to and about
us. We don't lie about her, so we would appreciate the same in
return. She can't even HANDLE and is EMBARASSED about the stuff (after
the fact) that she posted about herself, so when it's thrown back in
her face, she LIES and says "they made it up!". It's off her damned
blog and the blogs she visits! How could that be made up? It's all
right there with a timestamp and her own NAME! If she cannot handle
her own embarassing habits and temerament THROWN BACK AT HER, than I
suggest she get her ass some stronger meds or else get off the
internet ENTIRELY.
We're not obsessed, but YEAH, we're concerned and to a certain degree
entertained by her dimwitted folly.
S*Babykins
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
Laura Linger" <icebrea...@hillary2008.org> wrote:
> "Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"<mhm29...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in message
She has threatened harm and has claimed to have slowed down business
operations at numerous businesses, too, which she claims that
Icebreaker and I either once worked for or currently work at. She says
she "owns a home business" (yet doesn't even have a website for it)
called Laura Linger, LLC How the HELL would SHE like it if somebody
called her HOME numerous times a day to bother HER business*.
(This is neither an admission or a denial that Laura was ever on the
right path about where we work or once worked or even volunteered our
time. She *HAS*, if we are to believe her about the phone calls,
slowed down business operations with her phone calls to MORE than one
corporate entity, however. HOW is that fair to the clientele/customers
when she ties up the phone lies and HOW DID SHE OBTAIN this
INFORMATION about Ice and Spangles when we DID NOT READILY VOLUNTEER
IT??? She STALKED to get it, that's how.)
You wanna' meet a freaking stalker and throw it down windmill style
with them? You look her picture up on her OWN blog and go down to the
Fresh and Easy or the Sunflower Market where she claims and posts
links and pictures of where she shops in Scottsdale and Phoenix and
you ASK HER where she learned where ICEBREAKER and SPANGLES apparently
work without THEM VOLUNTEERING that information. Then you PIN HER
little STALKER BUTTON ON HER YOURSELF. Be sure and Windex it and make
it all shiny and pretty first because Icebreaker and I didn't post our
worklives on some blog. She hunted around to attempt to find this
crap. (Laura posted that Ken worked at worked at S.S. in the past on
her blog. That's how we knew. She worked for a time for their mail
order and/or shipping and receiving department, blogged about it, then
bitched after she left. She also blogged and bitched about supposedly
"deceptive" coworkers that he had there who she hated.)
*WE* haven't blogged about our professional lives, nor has our friend
and close newsgroup ally Terry Lomax. She has. Therefore her recent
posts about Countrywide and her past posts about WalMart constitute an
attempt at STALKING on her behalf since we did not admit to working at
either, yet she connected our names to those two corporations and we
have neither denied nor admitted if she is indeed correct. Laura's
*ALSO* claimed that I am married to a co-worker of one of those two
entities and that she is out to embarass him and bother him at work in
such a harassing manner that it will escalate to the point where it
damages our (supposed, via Laura's claims, which I've not accepted nor
denied) marriage.
Have Icebreaker or Spangles *EVER* threatened, e-mailed, texted,
instant messsaged or called Ken E. Linger or left a message with his
receptionist or personal assistant FOR him? NOPE. NEVER.
You wanna' blame some wannabee badassed chump? YOU BLAME LAURA. She's
a nutcase who has BROKEN SOOO MANY LAWS regarding us that I've lost
fingers with which to continue counting, honestly. Huge stalker.
TOTALLY off her (self-admitted) meds *AND* admits to drinking alcohol
(including at high and dizzying altitudes), too, when she's taking
them. Big No-No.
S*Babykins
The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
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> How about obsessive behavior?
Let's examine the FACTS:
#1 Laura has emailed my ISP trying to get my service shut down.
#2 Laura has alleged to have sent my post to Andrew;s commanding officers in
Iraq
#3 Laura has alleged to have sent my posts to the FBI
#4 Laura has alleged to have sent my posts to the DA of Maricopa County
#5 Laura has alleged to have contacted CNN about my postsings in AGC
#6 Laura has contacted Suzee and Barbara at Walmart's corporate office and
told them I was using their domain name to spam AGC
#7 Laura last week admitted to either hacking or receiving hacked email
communication between Spangles and myself, in violation of federal and state
laws
#8 Laura has been calling all the Jennifer Nances in the phone book
throughout the country to tell them they're being defamed by Spangles
actions
#9 Laura has called Countrywide Mortgage to harass Jennifer and her husband
Roger
What have I done in response? Reposted some of her comments and analyzed
them in a public forum. <Oh the horrors!> So get a grip on yourself,
TittyVampire, and get some perspective. The nutjub in this equation is
clearly Laura Linger and her fanbase. She's the only one who has tried to
take this feud offline, so if there's any danger of someone going too far
and letting "words" lead them to assault or murder, its Laura Linger.
I don't really care at all that you come in here and try and slag off on me,
but I do find it interesting how much of her patently obsessive, kooky
behavior you have to ignore or justify in order to get yourself to a place
where you can feel comfortable condemning me. When I see you give as much
effort in reigning in her craziness as you do mine, then I'll quit goofing
on Laura. Until then, she's fair game.
charley
TV I have to agree with Ice and S*Babykins on this one...not that my
vote means anything. Stalking is the epitome of low imo.
Aratzio
"The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger"
And here you are whining like a little crybaby, detailing each and
every possible *crime* comitted by someone about whom only you and
your fellow obsessos give a flying monkey turd.
Yep, pretty fucking obsessive.
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the Coward Laura Linger did most oddly state:
> "Tattoo Vampire" wrote...
You're the one trying to get attention from AUK, not her. You've already
been assessed as a k00k, so you have an extra hurdle to jump -- you're
more likely to win awards and be mocked and ridiculed for years for having
delusions about persecution by Laura Linger than she is, for the reverse.
You have to prove that your perception of her kookiness isn't just a
matter of your obsession, but of hers. That's two different things, and
that's if you can avoid the Galactic Killfile for being just another
boring stalker. Once you're in that, forget it. Ten years from that point,
you'll still be getting ignored by AUK, except in special "Months of the
Living Net.Dead", and they will not be happy times for you.
Therefore, it behooves you to prove your case with great finality and all
possible speed. Posting about her blog isn't enough, because she has never
won any awards, unlike Kehoe and Chuck Lysaght, two blaaarghing k00ks
whose blogs are part of AUK's entertainment. I'm not interested in her
blog, or in what you, Spanglek00k, or Lomax have to say about her -- the
latter is hearsay, and the former lacks context from her. If you don't
wish to be officially deemed (by the FNVW) to be too dull to receive
further attention from AUK, you will treat this with the utmost
seriousness, and set about getting Mrs. Linger posting a lot to AUK
immediately.
Well, either that, or stop whining about her. I am in no way obliged to
take you seriously, or to believe what you say about her, and the same
goes for all of my colleagues. I'm here for the entertainment -- the foam
and froth of bug-eyed k00ks, as well as the screams of impotent rage from
cowards. If Laura is all that you say, then having her post here would be
fitting. Having you talk about her is just you talking about her, and
indicates nothing about her at all, aside from her complete ownership of
your brain.
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Tattoo Vampire
> I don't really care at all that you come in here and try and slag off on me
Sure you do, or you wouldn't be whining about it in a 2000-word essay, k00k.
--
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...SYSOP (sih' sawp) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> On Jul 5, 10:23 pm, Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>> The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger wrote:
>>
>> > I'm the sane one in this equation.
>>
>> That's a big fucking joke.
>>
>> > Sorry, but daily taking the wind out of her sails does not equal
>> > stalking.
>>
>> How about obsessive behavior?
>
> means anything. Stalking is the epitome of low imo.
Quite, but no one in agc has proven to the kookologists of AUK that Laura
Linger is "stalking" anyone. Instead, you apparently expect to be believed
on your own say-so, which is worthless to anyone who is not you. Her blog
is irrelevant. Her own usenet posts are the primary source of information
about her. Post them to AUK, or get her to post to AUK, but if you can't
manage those feats, then don't even bother.
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The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in message
news:oa5ck.2350$1o6.1320@edtnps83...
> Quite, but no one in agc has proven to the kookologists of AUK that Laura
> Linger is "stalking" anyone.
Nor were we trying to. I don't believe Laura is a stalker. She's sick in the
head to be sure, but stalking is something completely different, and Laura's
far too lazy to "stalk" anyone. It requires more effort than she's willing
to put in.
> Instead, you apparently expect to be believed
> on your own say-so, which is worthless to anyone who is not you.
I've only recently begun posting them to AUK, and that's only because
TittyVampire, your fellow kookologist, always did so. *NOW* you all claim
you don't want us posting to AUK about Laura Linger. Well, which is it?
> Her blog
> is irrelevant.
There's one thing we agree on.
The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
> The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger wrote:
>
>> I don't really care at all that you come in here and try and slag off on
>> me
>
> Sure you do, or you wouldn't be whining about it in a 2000-word essay,
> k00k.
And you obviously care what I write in this newsgroup, because otherwise you
would not be responding to it. The first thing you did when coming back to
AGC this week was look for posts authored by Icebreaker. I've got you on a
tighter, shorter leash than Laura has on Ken.
Tattoo Vampire
> I've only recently begun posting them to AUK, and that's only because
> TittyVampire, your fellow kookologist, always did so.
Oh, really?
--
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Tattoo Vampire
> And you obviously care what I write in this newsgroup, because otherwise you
> would not be responding to it. The first thing you did when coming back to
> AGC this week was look for posts authored by Icebreaker. I've got you on a
> tighter, shorter leash than Laura has on Ken.
You wish, chump. I've never left, I just don't post much. It is indeed kind
of hard to miss your crap when everything you post has LAURA, LAURA LINGER
or other variant all over the subject line.
I was taking a break from setting up a Shoutcast server and figured, "What
the hell, I'll give the boy something to whine about." Thanks for being the
predictable nebbish that you are.
--
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...Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of your life.
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
> And here you are whining like a little crybaby, detailing each and
> every possible *crime* comitted by someone about whom only you and
> your fellow obsessos give a flying monkey turd.
>
> Yep, pretty fucking obsessive.
>
> --
>
> A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
>
> - Show quoted text -
And......your opinion of the matter at hand is important and integral
to the discussion HOW? You're directly involved in this and not just a
member of the peanut gallery in WHAT way?
Get lost and take your two pumpkin seed sized testicles with you.
S*Babykins
Sarah Czepiel
Linger-ing <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
auk re-added to ng line.
Will
"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:89k174d8ar15jjdlo...@4ax.com...
Weird isn't it and a little ironic. Drawing attention to people by whining
about how they are trying to draw attention to themselves.
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 12:44:11 -0700 (PDT), The Unbearable Frightfulness of
>
>
> :>On Jul 6, 7:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> :>> And here you are whining like a little crybaby, detailing each and
> :>> every possible *crime* comitted by someone about whom only you and
> :>> your fellow obsessos give a flying monkey turd.
> :>>
> :>> Yep, pretty fucking obsessive.
> :>>
> :>> --
> :>>
> :>> A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
> :>> Accept No Substitute- Hide quoted text -
> :>>
> :>> - Show quoted text -
> :>
> :>
> :>And......your opinion of the matter at hand is important and integral
> :>to the discussion HOW? You're directly involved in this and not just a
> :>member of the peanut gallery in WHAT way?
> :>
> :>
> :>
> :>Get lost and take your two pumpkin seed sized testicles with you.
> :>
> :>
> :>
> :>S*Babykins
>
> auk re-added to ng line.
What the hell are you butting in for, Czepiel? Aratzio wasn't talking
to you, he was speaking to/about us. You're a nobody. You have nothing
to do with this. He can bitch in his own newsgroup AFAIC. I don't need
him in this one. Don't you have some Esoterica to go put on your liver
spots today? Why the hell are you even involved in a discussion that
doesn't have your name on it and where you weren't invited? As Matthew
Broderick said to to viewers at the end of Ferris Bueller, Sarah:
"You're STILL here? It's OVER! Go home! Go on! Go!"
You're just like TattieVee. You only post here when things heat up in
the Ice, Terry and Spangles VS. Loco Linger rivalry. You have nothing
to add and no other purpose for being here, as you never even post
about celebrities (outside of the NG) either. You're just a WATCHER as
opposed to a participant. You two are nobodies. You're not the main
attraction. Hell, you're not even the popcorn. You're more like the
exit sign....always hovering with it's annoying shadow overhead. You
don't MATTER to the larger scheme of things here, do you get it?
You're nothing but a hanger-on.
If I remove a crossposting addition of a header from MY OWN posts,
Bitch, you leave that alone and refrain from crossing me and butting
in again. I don't need nor want your two bit and rather two faced ass
near me. Scram. You're crashing a party where you clearly weren't
invited. We'll take it from here. You're an unwanted ingredient in the
kettle and are wrong for the recipe.
S*Babykins
Sarah Czepiel
Linger-ing <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
:>On Jul 6, 1:21 pm, Sarah Czepiel <ninety...@cox.net> wrote:
:>> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 12:44:11 -0700 (PDT), The Unbearable Frightfulness of
:>>
:>> Linger-ing <serenejoaq...@lycos.com> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>On Jul 6, 7:08 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
:>> :>> And here you are whining like a little crybaby, detailing each and
:>> :>> every possible *crime* comitted by someone about whom only you and
:>> :>> your fellow obsessos give a flying monkey turd.
:>> :>>
:>> :>> Yep, pretty fucking obsessive.
:>> :>>
:>> :>> --
:>> :>>
:>> :>> A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
:>> :>> Accept No Substitute- Hide quoted text -
:>> :>>
:>> :>> - Show quoted text -
:>> :>
:>> :>
:>> :>And......your opinion of the matter at hand is important and integral
:>> :>to the discussion HOW? You're directly involved in this and not just a
:>> :>member of the peanut gallery in WHAT way?
:>> :>
:>> :>
:>> :>
:>> :>Get lost and take your two pumpkin seed sized testicles with you.
:>> :>
:>> :>
:>> :>
:>> :>S*Babykins
:>>
:>> auk re-added to ng line.
:>
:>
:>
:>What the hell are you butting in for, Czepiel? Aratzio wasn't talking
:>to you, he was speaking to/about us.
You're a coward, Jennifer. You're replying to someone who's ng you've
removed from your headers. TWICE. How easy it is for you to screw up
false bravado when you know he won't read your little diatribe.
:>You're a nobody. You have nothing to do with this. He can bitch in his own newsgroup
:>AFAIC. I don't need him in this one.
You don't run this ng or any other. You and Ice have been roundly thrashed
by the denizens of AUK. They see you both for what you are - obsessed
netkooks. And your deathly boring netkooks at that.
As far as this thread and how it's backfired on you - go slap Gregory
Morrow for being a dumbass and putting AUK in his headers.
Don't you have some Esoterica to go put on your liver
:>spots today? Why the hell are you even involved in a discussion that
:>doesn't have your name on it and where you weren't invited? As Matthew
:>Broderick said to to viewers at the end of Ferris Bueller, Sarah:
:>
:>
:>
:>"You're STILL here? It's OVER! Go home! Go on! Go!"
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>You're just like TattieVee. You only post here when things heat up in
:>the Ice, Terry and Spangles VS. Loco Linger rivalry. You have nothing
:>to add and no other purpose for being here, as you never even post
:>about celebrities (outside of the NG) either. You're just a WATCHER as
:>opposed to a participant. You two are nobodies. You're not the main
:>attraction. Hell, you're not even the popcorn. You're more like the
:>exit sign....always hovering with it's annoying shadow overhead. You
:>don't MATTER to the larger scheme of things here, do you get it?
:>You're nothing but a hanger-on.
:>
:>
:>If I remove a crossposting addition of a header from MY OWN posts,
:>Bitch, you leave that alone and refrain from crossing me and butting
:>in again. I don't need nor want your two bit and rather two faced ass
:>near me. Scram. You're crashing a party where you clearly weren't
:>invited. We'll take it from here. You're an unwanted ingredient in the
:>kettle and are wrong for the recipe.
Who are you trying to impress Jennifer? Can't be agc. We already know
you've got more than a few loose screws.
Entertain us some more: keep telling yourself you're not an obsessed
kook, you cowardly fat assed ass pimple.
:>S*Babykins
The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
> It is indeed kind of hard to miss your crap when everything you post has
> LAURA, LAURA LINGER
> or other variant all over the subject line.
That's to help people avoid reading the post and/or thread if they do not
wish to know about, or discuss, Laura Linger. Please, let us all know where
you currently are, that way we can call the local police and have them come
rescue you from the person obviously holding a gun to your head, forcing you
to read my drivel.
> I was taking a break from setting up a Shoutcast server and figured, "What
> the hell, I'll give the boy something to whine about." Thanks for being
> the
> predictable nebbish that you are.
Oh the irony. Complaining about me being a "predictable" nebbish, yet you
constantly appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. I
need only place Laura's name in the header and you'll swarm to the post like
flies on shit (and yes, I thought that analogy through and still went with
it).
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
>
> You're a coward, Jennifer.
Well, you are WORSE than a coward, Sarah....always a spectator
buttinski and NEVER a participant. How's it feeeeel, Spotty? You'll go
three to four damned months not posting here at AGC and when the heat
turns back up between Ice, Terry, Linger and I, you're crawling back
like some kind of wart or rash. THAT is worse than a coward. That's a
socially inept nerd who hangs on the coattails of others peeking out
from side to side trying to get a view....ardently gazing and WISHING
they were part of something heavier; more controversial. Every couple
of months you take a deep breath and decide that you want to try to
get along with Michael and I and you want to "play the mother".
For a woman of your age to pull this shit it's downright embarassing.
You pretend to have a heart and to want to be the "healer" of the
newsgroup and stand on your pulpit acting like you can fix things
between all of us. You do it EVER damned time like CLOCKWORK and when
you don't get your way, then you cry out that everyone in the mele is
a "coward" or an "obsessive". With your little labels you think you're
special, yet WHERE ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS to proffer in such a way?
You've got none. I said it before and I'll say it again. YOU are a
NOBODY around here and just so you will not PISS YOURSELF something
awful, I'm leaving AUK in the header this time so that they can be
reminded that you posted in reponse to me a ONE SENTENCE WASTE OF A
POST to alert others that you hoisting up your belt and shinging up
your little cop badge and were changing the header.
You are a sickening, wasted, shriveled up old HAG. Crawl back into
your forest cottage. The oven timer is about to go off. Hansel and
Gretel are overheating in there. Even the possums are ashamed of you
and that's saying alot, seeing as how they've all got rabies.
S*Babykins
Tattoo Vampire
> Oh
[snip remaining drivel and leave the one interesting part]
Better run back to Laura's blog, Ice. She may have posted something new for
you to drool over, analyze and dissect for hidden meanings.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...WOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!!!
Sarah Czepiel
Linger-ing <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
:>On Jul 6, 2:22 pm, Sarah Czepiel <ninety...@cox.net> wrote:
:>
:>>
:>> You're a coward, Jennifer.
:>
:>
:>Well, you are WORSE than a coward, Sarah....always a spectator
:>buttinski and NEVER a participant. How's it feeeeel, Spotty? You'll go
:>three to four damned months not posting here at AGC and when the heat
:>turns back up between Ice, Terry, Linger and I, you're crawling back
:>like some kind of wart or rash. THAT is worse than a coward. That's a
:>socially inept nerd who hangs on the coattails of others peeking out
:>from side to side trying to get a view....ardently gazing and WISHING
:>they were part of something heavier; more controversial. Every couple
:>of months you take a deep breath and decide that you want to try to
:>get along with Michael and I and you want to "play the mother".
Get along with you? I don't desire to 'get along' with mentally ill
people, Jennifer. You and Michael are both batshit crazy with your Laura
Linger obsession. Frankly I'm not convinced you two aren't related and
interbreeding with each other.
:>For a woman of your age to pull this shit it's downright embarassing.
:>You pretend to have a heart and to want to be the "healer" of the
:>newsgroup and stand on your pulpit acting like you can fix things
:>between all of us. You do it EVER damned time like CLOCKWORK and when
:>you don't get your way, then you cry out that everyone in the mele is
:>a "coward" or an "obsessive".
Jennifer you are so screwed up mentally you can't keep the characters
straight. I've never tried to heal anything involving you. I know for a
fact you're a longwinded loon. Except for when I feel like tweaking your
nose I don't waste my time dealing with a nutcase like you.
:>With your little labels you think you're
:>special, yet WHERE ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS to proffer in such a way?
:>You've got none. I said it before and I'll say it again. YOU are a
:>NOBODY around here and just so you will not PISS YOURSELF something
:>awful, I'm leaving AUK in the header this time so that they can be
:>reminded that you posted in reponse to me a ONE SENTENCE WASTE OF A
:>POST
AUK has my response Jennifer. They can read it and see that your "ONE
SENTENCE WASTE OF A POST " is a lie. And now they know what we in agc
already know - that you Jennifer Nance are a liar as well as a coward.
:>to alert others that you hoisting up your belt and shinging up
:>your little cop badge and were changing the header.
:>
:>
:>You are a sickening, wasted, shriveled up old HAG. Crawl back into
:>your forest cottage. The oven timer is about to go off. Hansel and
:>Gretel are overheating in there. Even the possums are ashamed of you
:>and that's saying alot, seeing as how they've all got rabies.
And to think this was one of your shorter meltdowns....
:>S*Babykins
:>
:>
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
Linger-ing did most oddly state:
At last, a real k00ked-out meltdown! Thanks, Sarah, much obliged. I was
beginning to think her best k00kery was behind her. All the obsession with
Laura was eclipsing her own whacked-out self...
Unabomber Surprise
This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom, more
than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of Nothing... and
are PROUD OF IT.
For the above pile of foam, and many other instances of posting raging
nonsense in reply to reasonable questions, comments, and accusations, I,
Snarky, do hereby nominate for the UnaBomber Surprise the entity known as
Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance, of alt.gossip.celebrities.
Seconds?
Tell me, Jenny, does it feel better to know that you may be able to win
at least one k00k award besides Golden Killfile (and that jointly, with
the other members of the Laura Linger Fan Club)?
--
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"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind maUnabomber Surprise
This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom, more
than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of Nothing... and
are PROUD OF IT.n that has memorized his physical surroundings to a point
spooge
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
> <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in
> message news:oa5ck.2350$1o6.1320@edtnps83...
>
>> Quite, but no one in agc has proven to the kookologists of AUK that
>> Laura Linger is "stalking" anyone.
>
> Nor were we trying to. I don't believe Laura is a stalker. She's sick
> in the head to be sure, but stalking is something completely
> different, and Laura's far too lazy to "stalk" anyone. It requires
> more effort than she's willing to put in.
>
>> Instead, you apparently expect to be believed
>> on your own say-so, which is worthless to anyone who is not you.
>
> I've only recently begun posting them to AUK, and that's only because
> TittyVampire, your fellow kookologist, always did so. *NOW* you all
> claim you don't want us posting to AUK about Laura Linger. Well, which
> is it?
Bullshit.
The Linger/IceBreaker et al catfight has been going on for years and it has
been sent to AUK several times over that period, usually by someone in the
anti-Linger pack.
TV has never been involved in trying to involve AUK. You're lying.
Give it a fucking rest and try going outside into the daylight.
--
Religion provides the means for the ignorant to declare with absolute
certainty that they know the unknowable.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
the Coward Laura Linger did most oddly state:
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote...
>
>> Quite, but no one in agc has proven to the kookologists of AUK that
>> Laura Linger is "stalking" anyone.
>
> Nor were we trying to. I don't believe Laura is a stalker. She's sick in
> the head to be sure, but stalking is something completely different, and
> Laura's far too lazy to "stalk" anyone. It requires more effort than she's
> willing to put in.
OK. Then you're doing a seriously piss-poor job of proving *her*
k00kiness, and a stellar one of proving your own.
>> Instead, you apparently expect to be believed on your own say-so, which
>> is worthless to anyone who is not you.
>
> I've only recently begun posting them to AUK, and that's only because
> TittyVampire, your fellow kookologist, always did so. *NOW* you all claim
> you don't want us posting to AUK about Laura Linger. Well, which is it?
I don't care what you have to say about Laura Linger, except insofar as it
illuminates your own raving insanity. Nothing you say about her can
qualify as TRVTH, without her own usenet posts to back it up. IOW, the
more you rant about your boring obsession with Laura, the more I become
inclined to nominate you for the most killfile-worthy k00k on usenet for
the month.
>> Her blog is irrelevant.
>
> There's one thing we agree on.
...To her usenet k00kiness, that is, or anything you believe about her.
Your word is the word of an obsesso (proven to be an obsessed k00k years
ago, mind you), not that of someone I should treat with all due respect.
If you want to see her receive her proper recognition, you'll do a fuck of
a lot more than talk about her or post her blog, because nothing short of
her own self proving her kookiness with her own words, in her own usenet
posts, will mean more than a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys to me or any
kookologist.
However, don't let me stop you from continuing to kook out. I'm just fine
with nominating you for the GK.
Tattoo Vampire
> Give it a fucking rest and try going outside into the daylight.
<ice>"Mom, the sun!!!!! Too bright!!!! It hurts my eyes!!!!"</ice>
--
Regards,
[tv]
...Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons?
Kadaitcha Man
house, ye gnawed:
IAWTP. In what, 8, 9 years? I've certainly never seen you exhibit cowardice,
nor behave in the manner you've been accused of by the netloon.
Kissy! Kissy!, dearest.
> They can read it and see that your "ONE
> SENTENCE WASTE OF A POST " is a lie. And now they know what we in agc
> already know - that you Jennifer Nance are a liar as well as a coward.
>
> :>to alert others that you hoisting up your belt and shinging up
> :>your little cop badge and were changing the header.
> :>
> :>
> :>You are a sickening, wasted, shriveled up old HAG. Crawl back into
> :>your forest cottage. The oven timer is about to go off. Hansel and
> :>Gretel are overheating in there. Even the possums are ashamed of you
> :>and that's saying alot, seeing as how they've all got rabies.
>
> And to think this was one of your shorter meltdowns....
Oh, good Lord! Svbscrive!!1!
--
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The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
news:mMeck.2574$7%6.2472@edtnps82...
> Unabomber Surprise
>
> This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
> least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom, more
> than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of Nothing... and
> are PROUD OF IT.
Thank you. Jen and I both studied communications at Obama University. It's
where you learn to give great speeches, pretend to say important things,
look good saying nothing, and somehow b.s. your way into important positions
of power without ever having really accomplished anything of note.
> Tell me, Jenny, does it feel better to know that you may be able to win
> at least one k00k award besides Golden Killfile (and that jointly, with
> the other members of the Laura Linger Fan Club)?
It's really a team effort. I would hope you'd nominate us for the group
Golden Killfile award instead of the individual Best Performance by a Troll
category.
The Assassination of Ice Breaker By the Coward Laura Linger
news:ff753106-1d16-4139...@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com...
> Well, you are WORSE than a coward, Sarah....
That old slag is back? She's a member of my Bronze Killfile (for those who
don't qualify for gold or silver membership).
> always a spectator
> buttinski and NEVER a participant.
Let's not bring Sarah's sex life into the argument, eh?
> How's it feeeeel, Spotty? You'll go
> three to four damned months not posting here at AGC and when the heat
> turns back up between Ice, Terry, Linger and I, you're crawling back
> like some kind of wart or rash.
Spot on assessment, Jen. Sarah's the equivalent of gonorrhea: every now and
then the newsgroup gets an occasional attack of Sarah, and she hangs around
for a while before going back into remission.
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
Laura Linger" <icebrea...@hillary2008.org> wrote:
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"<popesnarky.godof...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in message
Yes, Icebreaker and myself are somewhat of a tandem/siamese entity
here at the newsgroup. Coincidentally enough, we are both the wealthy
grandchildren of Texas oil barrons and are therefore able to afford
to be surgically separated each time we need to use the facilities
here at the newsgroup. Unlike Tattoo Vampire, we are both too polite
to urinate behind the newsgroup park bench or take a dump at the
newsgroup Indian casino restraurant near the prime rib buffet, like
the puffing tobacco chimney that we all know as Laura Linger. We like
the foamy Safeguard dispenser soap and are both very private and
meditative.
S*Babykins
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
Laura Linger" <icebrea...@hillary2008.org> wrote:
>
> Spot on assessment, Jen. Sarah's the equivalent of gonorrhea: every now and
> then the newsgroup gets an occasional attack of Sarah, and she hangs around
> for a while before going back into remission.
>
> -------------------------------------
> Icebreaker
> "My left tit is bigger than my right tit. The Boob Lady can suck either one.
> Stupid bint." --- Laura Linger, "Defective Breasts", November 29, 2006,
> (thebipolarview.wordrpress.com)
Yeah, Czepiel's a follower and not a leader, Baby. I view her as one
of the newsgroup paparazzi around here as opposed to one of the actual
stars. She's always lurking around corners and trying to get a close
up as opposed to offering up something of substance. It's very
unfortunate. Without her daily clit clit (Whoops! My typing got away
with me! For shame!) I mean her daily CLICK! CLICK! who would she be?
S*Babykins
Making Ice Out of Nothing At All
> Without her daily clit clit (Whoops! My typing got away with me! For
> shame!) I mean her daily CLICK! CLICK! who would she be?
A wrinkled, spotted, washed-up, has-been. Basically, just what she already
is.
Sarah Czepiel
Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote:
:>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:13:33 -0700, The Unbearable Frightfulness of
My pleasure.
Sarah Czepiel
Linger-ing <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
:> Without her daily clit clit (Whoops! My typing got away
:>with me! For shame!) I mean her daily CLICK! CLICK! who would she be?
What's with you Spanklek00kins and your sexual obsession towards women.
When you aren't blubbering on about Laura Linger's breasts you're writing
about my clit. I know you must be frustrated being one of those bathe once
a month kinky rat-haired liberal mess pots, but FFS NO ONE male or female
wants anything to do with you and your obsessions and meltdowns except as
cheap entertainment in that 'watching a train wreck' kinda way.
:>S*Babykins
Sarah Czepiel
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel, ye uneducated fools on both sides, a plague on your
Oh just stop this outlandish suckupmanship, Rick. What do you want?
More access to the dungeon torture devices?
:>> They can read it and see that your "ONE
"Watcher"
<JimmyMackand...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>On Jul 7, 8:06�am, "The Assassination of Ice Breaker wrote:
:>
:>> Sarah's the equivalent of gonorrhea: every now and
:>> then the newsgroup gets an occasional attack of Sarah, and she hangs around
:>> for a while before going back into remission.
:>
:>Ice, Sara/h isn't even real. He's a 5'9", 290 pound disabled guy
:>living in a mortgaged-to-the-hilt crackerbox outside Baltimore and has
:>more puppets than fingers.
Lumpy! I've been trying to call you for over two weeks! Where have you
been? Stop with this crap about Sara/h. I've lost too many accounts
already. Now listen I've got our new butt plugs plus you owe me 2$ more
for your Pocket Rocket. Email me. Jose wants to get together.
Kadaitcha Man
thy state look ill, ye cooed:
Guess.
<licks eyebrows>
> More access to the dungeon torture devices?
Yes, but only if you promise not to open your legs so wide this time.
> :>> They can read it and see that your "ONE
> :>> SENTENCE WASTE OF A POST " is a lie. And now they know what we in
> agc
> :>> already know - that you Jennifer Nance are a liar as well as a
> coward.
> :>>
> :>> :>to alert others that you hoisting up your belt and shinging up
> :>> :>your little cop badge and were changing the header.
> :>> :>
> :>> :>
> :>> :>You are a sickening, wasted, shriveled up old HAG. Crawl back into
> :>> :>your forest cottage. The oven timer is about to go off. Hansel and
> :>> :>Gretel are overheating in there. Even the possums are ashamed of you
> :>> :>and that's saying alot, seeing as how they've all got rabies.
> :>>
> :>> And to think this was one of your shorter meltdowns....
> :>
> :>Oh, good Lord! Svbscrive!!1!
>
>
--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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Find me on Google Maps: 24�39'47.13"S, 134�4'20.18"E
Join me for dinner. I'm cooking odious flamingo mucus membrane and boa
constrictor abdomen preserve in terrible bull nostril on top of alarming
axolotl phlegm and narwhal nostril vinegar garnished with kaput squirrel
belly and capybara spit marinade accompanied with fried Manx cat brain,
simmered in a congealing bucket filled with tough specks of krill and
acorn in putrescent melted cheese, a side of coon cat stomach and a
chalice of domestic cat drool.
Sarah Czepiel
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel, ye buck-toothed smooth, those healths will make thee and
:>thy state look ill, ye cooed:
:>
:>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:54:49 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
:>> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>> :>Kissy! Kissy!, dearest.
:>>
:>> Oh just stop this outlandish suckupmanship, Rick. What do you want?
:>
:>Guess.
:>
:><licks eyebrows>
:>
:>> More access to the dungeon torture devices?
:>
:>Yes, but only if you promise not to open your legs so wide this time.
Ah yes, how is your broken nose...?
Kadaitcha Man
exclaimed:
Much better, thank you, though the surgeon could only remove two pairs of
handcuffs, one pneumatic drill, four used butt plugs, two needle hammers,
two 9" long solid steel retractors, four 20" stainless steel forceps, a box
of scalpels, one pair of stainless steel Lister bandage scissors, six
speculums, a pair of blue ball beaters and one electric arc-welding machine
from my nasal cavity.
Will your insurance cover it or would you like a contribution?
--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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Find me on Google Maps: 24�39'47.13"S, 134�4'20.18"E
Join me for dinner. I'm cooking sickening used tampons and tendon
preserve under rotting diseased body parts, dished up in a splashing cup
heaped with well-spiced specks of beef in perished chef's snot, a side
of foetal blue whale lung and a tumbler of penile secretions.
Island Girly
beast; for I can nowhere find like thee a man, ye extravagated:
> i am a 33 year old woman.it is very hard for me to get an erection.is
> something wrong with me???
Making Ice Out of Nothing At All
news:jkn574hfjjcgmktnq...@4ax.com...
> Oh Island Girlie I'm so looking forward to you riming my bunghole again.
What is "riming"?
Making Ice Out of Nothing At All
> Shut up. I don't owe you anything. I'm waiting for a call from the RI
> Court on my inquiry on Sara/h. I know that bitch is still married to
> Bill
> Czepiel and I plan to ruin her on usenet by claiming she's a man living
> outside Baltimore.
<cough> Can we please get back to the main topic of this thread: Scaryanne
Kehoe and Laura "Not Team Weiss" Linger?
Sarah Czepiel
<barac...@nowecant.org> wrote:
:>"Martha Vandella" <JimmyMackand...@gmail.com> wrote in message
:>news:jkn574hfjjcgmktnq...@4ax.com...
:>
:>> Oh Island Girlie I'm so looking forward to you riming my bunghole again.
:>
:>What is "riming"?
Heh. Turn in your "Ice" nym, dumbass.
[ Not that " Martha " used the term correctly...]
:>-------------------------------------
:>
The Secretary of HomIntern
k'lamed:
> "Martha Vandella" wrote...
>
>> Shut up. I don't owe you anything. I'm waiting for a call from the RI
>> Court on my inquiry on Sara/h. I know that bitch is still married to
>> Bill
>> Czepiel and I plan to ruin her on usenet by claiming she's a man living
>> outside Baltimore.
>
> <cough> Can we please get back to the main topic of this thread: Scaryanne
> Kehoe and Laura "Not Team Weiss" Linger?
That's right, you don't want to miss your net.death. It'd be horrible if
Mrs. Linger won the k00k awards and not you, wouldn't it?
--
________________________________________________________________________
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"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."
"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The
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re-defines irony yet again.
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"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Old politicalcompass.org:
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
New political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
Odd. I seem to be swaying.
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http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 17:45:17 -0700 (PDT), Martha Vandella
> wrote:
> :>On Jul 7, 6:41 pm, Island Girly wrote:
> :>
> :>> Ken, your clit is about a 3 inch long pecker. Just deal.
> :>
> :>hehh.
>
> And before you *ASK* Watcher, goddamn Ken refused to view my latest
> beavershot pics. Goddamn him!
Guess "he" wanted to avoid the bill for the shrink, for the many months of
therapy that would necessarily follow.
--
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Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
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"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<HMb3k.2413$bh5....@bignews4.bellsouth.net>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>
To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007
Making Ice Out of Nothing At All
news:oVUck.2775$1o6.718@edtnps83...
> It'd be horrible if Mrs. Linger won the k00k awards and not you, wouldn't
> it?
Where is the ceremony held? Berkley University? Is it black tie? What does
the award look like? Does it look like Oscar with a jerri curl on top?
The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing
<barackob...@nowecant.org> wrote:
> "The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrfan...@zrbj.bet> wrote in messagenews:oVUck.2775$1o6.718@edtnps83...
>
> > It'd be horrible if Mrs. Linger won the k00k awards and not you, wouldn't
> > it?
>
> Where is the ceremony held? Berkley University? Is it black tie? What does
> the award look like? Does it look like Oscar with a jerri curl on top?
>
> -------------------------------------
> Icebreaker
> "My left tit is bigger than my right tit. The Boob Lady can suck either one.
> Stupid bint." --- Laura Linger, "Defective Breasts", November 29, 2006,
> (thebipolarview.wordrpress.com)
The ceremony is held in a VFW hall in Cincinatti, Ice. That means
Laura will not be attending. She will faint if she has to go to a VFW
hall. It's where "those people" convene. If she wins, her award trophy
has to be sent to her instead. Maybe next year it will be at an Elks
Club or at the Oddfellows and she can show up in her Dress Barn kimono
with her new L'oreal red hair and her Beauty Crunch French escargot
infused mascara?
S*Babykins
Sarah Czepiel
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel, ye callow jack-a-nape, ye out Herrod Herrod, ye
:>exclaimed:
:>
:>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:10:35 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
:>> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>Sarah Czepiel, ye buck-toothed smooth, those healths will make thee and
:>> :>thy state look ill, ye cooed:
:>> :>
:>> :>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:54:49 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
:>> :>> <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>> :>Kissy! Kissy!, dearest.
:>> :>>
:>> :>> Oh just stop this outlandish suckupmanship, Rick. What do you want?
:>> :>
:>> :>Guess.
:>> :>
:>> :><licks eyebrows>
:>> :>
:>> :>> More access to the dungeon torture devices?
:>> :>
:>> :>Yes, but only if you promise not to open your legs so wide this time.
:>>
:>> Ah yes, how is your broken nose...?
:>
:>
:>Much better, thank you, though the surgeon could only remove two pairs of
:>handcuffs, one pneumatic drill, four used butt plugs, two needle hammers,
:>two 9" long solid steel retractors, four 20" stainless steel forceps, a box
:>of scalpels, one pair of stainless steel Lister bandage scissors, six
:>speculums, a pair of blue ball beaters and one electric arc-welding machine
:>from my nasal cavity.
:>
:>Will your insurance cover it or would you like a contribution?
yeah, uh...tell me more about that arc welding machine......
Kadaitcha Man
strangest mind in the world, ye gossiped:
I don't which I enjoyed the most, the excrucisting pain of biting pressure
from the 12" industrial clamps on my nipples or the 2400 amps of current. Oh
gawd! <rub> ... <rub> ... <rub> Bubble... Gurgle... Gurgle... Gurgle...
Ahhhh...Ooooohhhh... <Grab!> Nuh! ... Nuh! ... Nuh! ... Nuh! Bubble...
Gurgle... Nuh! Nuh! Nuh! Nuh! Bubble! Gurgle! Bubble! NuhNuhNuhNuh!!
^^NuhNuhNuhBub^^bleGurgle BubbleBubbleGur^^gle NuhNuhNuh!!^^ NUHNUHNUH!
BUBBLE! BUBBLE! GURGLE! BUBBLE! NUHNUHNUH! POP! SPLAT! NUHNUHNUH!SPLAT!
SPLAT! SPLAT! DRIBBLE! NUHNUHNUH! SPLAT! SPLAT! DRIBBLE! Ahhhhhhh.....
--
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> "The Secretary of HomIntern" wrote...
>
>> It'd be horrible if Mrs. Linger won the k00k awards and not you,
>> wouldn't it?
>
> Where is the ceremony held?
On usenet, same as the after-awards party where the k00ks serve their
owners whine. I believe it's usually more enjoyable to be served.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub..."
"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and
air conditioning"
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping
the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W.
Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008
Things We(TINW) Didn't Need To Know About Icebreaker, #5:
"I expose myself all the time" Message-ID:
<_S_9k.117$kw3...@newsfe06.lga>
"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: <45E22F00...@yahoo.com>
"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia
>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.
"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>
At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0
"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.
"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.
"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?
"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
Sarah Czepiel
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel, ye hunch-backed soft and dull-eyed fool, a fellow of the
0oooh... I want THIS! Please ship immediately. You know the address.
Kadaitcha Man
a madman's hands, ye illumed:
I'll send two. Have fun.
Sarah Czepiel
<nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel, ye dismal-dreaming rotten apple, you put sharp weapons in
A present from KMan ! Ta ~~~~
Pinku-Sensei
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in
news:mMeck.2574$7%6.2472@edtnps82:
> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:13:33 -0700, The Unbearable Frightfulness of
> Linger-ing did most oddly state:
>> On Jul 6, 2:22 pm, Sarah Czepiel wrote:
>>
>>> You're a coward, Jennifer.
>>
>> Well, you are WORSE than a coward, Sarah....always a spectator
>> buttinski and NEVER a participant. How's it feeeeel, Spotty? You'll
>> go three to four damned months not posting here at AGC and when the
>> heat turns back up between Ice, Terry, Linger and I, you're crawling
>> back like some kind of wart or rash. THAT is worse than a coward.
>> That's a socially inept nerd who hangs on the coattails of others
>> peeking out from side to side trying to get a view....ardently gazing
>> and WISHING they were part of something heavier; more controversial.
>> Every couple of months you take a deep breath and decide that you
>> want to try to get along with Michael and I and you want to "play the
>> mother".
>>
>>
>> For a woman of your age to pull this shit it's downright embarassing.
>> You pretend to have a heart and to want to be the "healer" of the
>> newsgroup and stand on your pulpit acting like you can fix things
>> between all of us. You do it EVER damned time like CLOCKWORK and when
>> you don't get your way, then you cry out that everyone in the mele is
>> a "coward" or an "obsessive". With your little labels you think
>> you're special, yet WHERE ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS to proffer in such a
>> way? You've got none. I said it before and I'll say it again. YOU are
>> a NOBODY around here and just so you will not PISS YOURSELF something
>> awful, I'm leaving AUK in the header this time so that they can be
>> reminded that you posted in reponse to me a ONE SENTENCE WASTE OF A
>> POST to alert others that you hoisting up your belt and shinging up
>> your little cop badge and were changing the header.
>>
>>
>> You are a sickening, wasted, shriveled up old HAG. Crawl back into
>> your forest cottage. The oven timer is about to go off. Hansel and
>> Gretel are overheating in there. Even the possums are ashamed of you
>> and that's saying alot, seeing as how they've all got rabies.
>
> At last, a real k00ked-out meltdown! Thanks, Sarah, much obliged. I
> was beginning to think her best k00kery was behind her. All the
> obsession with Laura was eclipsing her own whacked-out self...
>
> Unabomber Surprise
>
> This award is intended to honor those who have the gift for saying the
> least with the most. Those who, for some reason only they may fathom,
> more than all others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
> Nothing... and are PROUD OF IT.
>
> For the above pile of foam, and many other instances of posting raging
> nonsense in reply to reasonable questions, comments, and accusations,
> I, Snarky, do hereby nominate for the UnaBomber Surprise the entity
> known as Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance, of alt.gossip.celebrities.
>
> Seconds?
I've seen enough from her to see that she does screed. Seconded.
> Tell me, Jenny, does it feel better to know that you may be able to
> win at least one k00k award besides Golden Killfile (and that jointly,
> with the other members of the Laura Linger Fan Club)?
I'm still checking AUK and haven't seen one of those yet. Did you make
that nomination very early in the month?
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks (under construction)
The Demon of Mockery
Gracias.
> > Tell me, Jenny, does it feel better to know that you may be able to
> > win at least one k00k award besides Golden Killfile (and that jointly,
> > with the other members of the Laura Linger Fan Club)?
>
> I'm still checking AUK and haven't seen one of those yet. Did you make
> that nomination very early in the month?
I don't remember if I did or not -- have to check my newsreader...I
may only have been alluding to a future such nom, too.
Snarky
TransWench
when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to The Demon of
Mockery:
And that is indeed correct. I don't think I've made a GK nom yet, this
month...
--
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Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal
symbolic representation of reality."
"We do need not your type here." -- Yads lets his inner net.nazi out, in
what turns into an act of net.KKKopping on TopPoster (who rightly
identifies him as a "net-wacko"), in
Message-ID: <d0nslt$l5g$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca>
"I am not sexually attracted to cats. It's not my fault if a cat points
it's arse at me because it thinks I am the dominant male." -- Aggie
doesn't know that cats do that when they like someone. I'm worried about
the cat that actually did it. Message-ID:
<IYmdnQDV2qC0bEPa...@eclipse.net.uk>
"The only kind of time travel that is possible in any universe is, if
you changed the past then the future changes too" -- Agamemnon
-Skopianosfaktis: Renowned expert on quantum physics and time-travel in
fiction. Message-ID: <QeKdncThzvwG8e_V...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Andrew Chung and I have a very special connection. Have you read his
writings on Usenet? He's a Usenet missionary, just like I am. I commend
him (and all of you gentle readers) to Christ's sweet love." -- The
"amoral" Atlanta Kane, on her meds (though she swears it wasn't her) in
MID: <45e766ed$0$69324$bb4e...@newscene.com>
"I did not write this. It is illegal to forget someone's email address.
The person who mocked me like this needs to be brought to justice. This
is absolutely outrageous." -- Amoral AOK, regarding the previous quote,
in MID: <o65dg.s...@news.alt.net>
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>, and is also trained by moi, for the
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -- June 2008
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous
"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
You're fighting a Spam Witch
You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .
She gets the jump on you.
She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing