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Viking

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Apr 20, 2007, 1:14:19 PM4/20/07
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On Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:42:48 +0000, Seff O. Rah <se...@o.rah> wrote:

>By Lauren Sherman
>Forbes
>April 19, 2007
>
>Hey, men: Don't be surprised if very soon your toiletry kit contains
>not only shaving cream, deodorant and toothpaste, but concealer,
>oil-absorbing face powder and brow gel.

Jesus, I've been seeing this shit for ten years now, and it's always
written by a female--"Ha ha, you have to wear cosmetics too now."
Always the same misandrist crap--the media loves this article and most
major media outlets publish it once or twice a year.

Well, guess what? It's wrong. If these articles held a shred of truth
over the last ten years, we'd be up to our necks in eyeliner now.
Ain't happening, no matter how much the misandrist press wants to
publish this kind of schaden freude crap about men.

Cripple

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Apr 20, 2007, 1:22:39 PM4/20/07
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Viking, it isn't the women who are behind this. It's the fruit-boys.

Remember what happened to the last culture of men who went around in
makeup.

stickyw

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Apr 20, 2007, 2:51:09 PM4/20/07
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Could it be any worse than the goateed, untucked t-shirt, tattoo-
covered, XXL short-wearin', bald-headed, menacing athlete look that is
currently in trend?

the Bede

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Apr 20, 2007, 2:58:22 PM4/20/07
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"stickyw" <sticky...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Could it be any worse than the goateed, untucked t-shirt, tattoo-
> covered, XXL short-wearin', bald-headed, menacing athlete look that is
> currently in trend?
>
where? do you live in a time warp?


Zeph

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Apr 20, 2007, 3:07:14 PM4/20/07
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On Apr 20, 12:42 pm, Seff O. Rah <s...@o.rah> wrote:
> Man, your face looks nice! Is it the makeup?
> Cosmetics the final frontier in male grooming trend

>
> By Lauren Sherman
> Forbes
> April 19, 2007
>
> Hey, men: Don't be surprised if very soon your toiletry kit contains
> not only shaving cream, deodorant and toothpaste, but concealer,
> oil-absorbing face powder and brow gel.
>
> That's because guys are relying on an increasing number of
> made-for-men products like these to put their best face forward.
>
> "I think men are much more receptive to the whole grooming concept
> from start to finish. Makeup is sort of the final frontier," says
> Wendy Lewis, a beauty consultant and author of "The Beauty Battle: An
> Insider's Guide to Wrinkle Rescue and Cosmetic Perfection from Head to
> Toe." "They're certainly concerned about camouflaging imperfections.
> The idea of a little light dusting of powder is no longer an extreme
> measure."
>
> Experts say it's only natural that men would turn to makeup to look
> their best. Grooming, after all, has never been more acceptable. Last
> year, $4.8 million was spent on male grooming products in the U.S., a
> 7 percent increase over the year before and a whopping 42 percent
> increase from 2001, according to Euromonitor, a London-based marketing
> and research company.
>
> And while still not the norm, makeup - including products from
> Clinique, Clarins and Jean Paul Gaultier - has become a more common
> part of the male beauty routine. Walk into megastores like Sephora or
> Macy's and you'll find a variety of masculine beauty products
> including bronzer and face masks. Clarin's Self-Tanning Gel for Men,
> for example, amps up skin color while evening out skin tone.
>
> Buff and bronzed
>
> KenMen, a Montreal-based cosmetics line founded in 2004 by Lee
> Gilbert, includes skin tints, body and face highlighter, and skin
> correcting sticks (otherwise known as concealer).
>
> "My makeup artist friends were looking for a product for men that
> didn't scream, 'Look, I'm wearing makeup,'" she says. In the past
> year, she has seen a nearly 30 percent increase in online sales atwww.kenmen.net, which also serves as an anonymous forum where men can
> ask about cosmetics without having to approach a salesperson at the
> beauty counter. Gilbert says makeup, not skin care products, account
> for a greater chunk of those sales.
>
> "Men don't want a ton of choices," she says. "What they're really,
> really interested in is education."
>
> That includes learning more about the beard and eyebrow corrector -
> filler that disguises sparse patches of hair - or learning how to
> apply KenMen's best-selling bronzer.
>
> Can you keep a secret?
>
> Holly Doss, a Los Angeles-based makeup artist with an eponymous
> cosmetics brand, also believes discretion is the key to introducing
> men to makeup.
>
> "Most of the feedback I've gotten," she says, "is that they want to
> buy makeup without ever having to leave their home. They don't want to
> go and try anything out in 'real life.'"
>
> Doss, who has worked in the entertainment industry under the tutelage
> of celebrity makeup artist Trish McEvoy, primarily sells foundation
> and concealer from her unisex line to men who want to look polished,
> but not pretty. She says they like that they can use their fingers for
> a fuss-free application.
>
> Polished and powerful
>
> OK, it does the job. But is manly makeup here to stay? Gilbert thinks
> so.
>
> "In order to get that competitive edge, they have to look better," she
> says. "They're going to do whatever it takes - and there are products
> out there that can help them achieve this."
>
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18062886/

the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for awhile.
lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is disconcerting
every time you see it. I never thought an NFL linebacker could look
effeminate but pluck the eyebrows, enhance them, add concealer and two
ear rings and it is really distrubing.

Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both had eye
make up that would make a drag queen envious.

Z

Cripple

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Apr 20, 2007, 3:18:54 PM4/20/07
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On Apr 20, 12:07 pm, Zeph <Zephyr8...@aol.com> wrote:

> the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for awhile.
> lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is disconcerting
> every time you see it. I never thought an NFL linebacker could look
> effeminate but pluck the eyebrows, enhance them, add concealer and two
> ear rings and it is really distrubing.
>
> Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both had eye
> make up that would make a drag queen envious.

Just remember. The more men do this, the more women it leaves for
regular guys. No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow
pencil. HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

dixichik

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Apr 20, 2007, 3:40:24 PM4/20/07
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You tell 'em, crip. Between my husband and me, I'd better be the one
wearing make-up.

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BillHew...@yahoo.com

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Apr 20, 2007, 7:55:10 PM4/20/07
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On Apr 20, 6:00 pm, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> On 20 Apr 2007 12:18:54 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Cripple <Joe.Spu...@gmail.com>
> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Apr 20, 12:07 pm, Zeph <Zephyr8...@aol.com> wrote:
> ...
> ... > the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for awhile.
> ... > lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is disconcerting
> ... > every time you see it. I never thought an NFL linebacker could look
> ... > effeminate but pluck the eyebrows, enhance them, add concealer and two
> ... > ear rings and it is really distrubing.
> ... >
> ... > Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both had eye
> ... > make up that would make a drag queen envious.
> ...
> ... Just remember. The more men do this, the more women it leaves for
> ... regular guys. No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow
> ... pencil. HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
>
> If he *needs* eyebrow pencil, there is probably something wrong with his testosterone
> levels! I'll accept a guy wearing sun powder, though.

Exactly. Some dumb asses in here think that men's makeups are pencil
eyeliners. Well, they maybe if they're for gays. However, majority, if
not all, actors wear makeup without noticing any makeup on because
they're concealers or moisturizers. However, you can notice the before
and after pics. You'll see these men's makeup make even ugly ducklings
handsome in no time.

Dionisio

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Apr 20, 2007, 8:36:38 PM4/20/07
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Cripple wrote:

> Remember what happened to the last culture of men who went around in
> makeup.

Are we talking newscasters or politicians?


--
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Dionisio

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Apr 20, 2007, 8:44:23 PM4/20/07
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BillHew...@yahoo.com wrote:
> You'll see these men's makeup make even ugly ducklings
> handsome in no time.

When it can make Andy Rooney handsome, we'll talk.

;-)

--
And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:

I don't know what a scoundrel is, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's
enough to make one's flesh creep.
-- J. M. de Maistre

mmw...@webtv.net

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Apr 21, 2007, 3:58:51 AM4/21/07
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No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow pencil.
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Really? Googled Eddie Izzard lately? Scroll through cakeordeath, you
may be surprised.

mmw...@webtv.net

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Apr 21, 2007, 4:03:45 AM4/21/07
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And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:
I don't know what a scoundrel is, but I know what a respectable man is
like, and it's enough to make one's flesh creep.
-- J. M. de Maistre

These are not mutually exclusive...perhaps many scoundrels believe they
are respectable men. Ask anyone who knows them.

Felicity

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Apr 21, 2007, 4:20:36 AM4/21/07
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This story comes up every ten years or so. I remember it happening in
the eighties and then again in the nineties. There has always been and
will always be makeup for men.

Personally, I'm in favour of it.

bobandcarole

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:17:53 AM4/21/07
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On Apr 20, 1:14?pm, Viking <n...@goodgoodbye.com> wrote:

No man wants to wear makeup except for the ass bandits of
alt.politics.homosexuality and you can't really consider them
men.


Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:25:40 AM4/21/07
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> No man wants to wear makeup except for my uncle/mom.

You have a weird, inbred family. It explains much about you.


ScottyFLL

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:30:30 AM4/21/07
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On Apr 20, 12:42 pm, Seff O. Rah <s...@o.rah> wrote:
>
> More guys wearing makeup

More women shaving:

"we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a

juicy shaved pussy that squirts <-------------

when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short beard, and 7 inches.
we seek people in the louisville, southern indiana area. we can
exchange pics. if interested, email us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
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Nemesis

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:40:47 AM4/21/07
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:00:05 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> with the help of
a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out
the following:

>On 20 Apr 2007 12:18:54 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Cripple <Joe.S...@gmail.com>


>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>

> ... On Apr 20, 12:07 pm, Zeph <Zephyr8...@aol.com> wrote:
> ...
> ... > the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for awhile.
> ... > lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is disconcerting
> ... > every time you see it. I never thought an NFL linebacker could look
> ... > effeminate but pluck the eyebrows, enhance them, add concealer and two
> ... > ear rings and it is really distrubing.
> ... >
> ... > Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both had eye
> ... > make up that would make a drag queen envious.
> ...

> ... Just remember. The more men do this, the more women it leaves for
> ... regular guys. No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow
> ... pencil. HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
>
>If he *needs* eyebrow pencil, there is probably something wrong with his testosterone
>levels! I'll accept a guy wearing sun powder, though.

It started with Johnny Depp and his 21 Jump Street crew.
--
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Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:42:47 AM4/21/07
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In News pi8k2351blmh591oo...@4ax.com,, Nemesis at
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Actors have been wearing make-up since ancient times. That's nothing new.
Usually, it's not so noticeable though.


Allen

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:42:59 AM4/21/07
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"ScottyFLL" <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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> On Apr 20, 12:42 pm, Seff O. Rah <s...@o.rah> wrote:
>>
>> More guys wearing makeup
>
> More women shaving:
>
> "we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
> for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a
>
> juicy shaved pussy that squirts <-------------

Sounds like Bob needs to buy Carole some Depends!

> when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short beard, and 7 inches.
> we seek people in the louisville, southern indiana area. we can

And a gym membership for himself.

> exchange pics. if interested, email us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
> From: bobandcarole...@webtv.net
> Subject: SOUTHERN INDIANA COUPLE SEEKS.......
> Date: 2000/03/15
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alt.personals.big-folks?

lol


bob&carole

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On Apr 21, 10:42�am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> In News pi8k2351blmh591ooc9u5h47pjvcnnh...@4ax.com,, Nemesis at
> neme...@tehawk.comedy, typed this:

>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:00:05 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> with the help of
> > a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out
> > the following:
>
> >> On 20 Apr 2007 12:18:54 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Cripple
> >> <Joe.Spu...@gmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like

> >> this:
>
> >> ... On Apr 20, 12:07 pm, Zeph <Zephyr8...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> ...
> >> ... > the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for
> >> awhile. ... > lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is
> >> disconcerting ... > every time you see it.  I never thought an NFL
> >> linebacker could look ... > effeminate but pluck the eyebrows,
> >> enhance them, add concealer and two ... > ear rings and it is really
> >> distrubing. ... >
> >> ... > Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both
> >> had eye ... > make up that would make a drag queen envious.
> >> ...
> >> ... Just remember. The more men do this, the more women it leaves for
> >> ... regular guys. No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow
> >> ... pencil.  HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
>
> >> If he *needs* eyebrow pencil, there is probably something wrong with
> >> his testosterone levels! I'll accept a guy wearing sun powder,
> >> though.
>
> > It started with Johnny Depp and his 21 Jump Street crew.
>
> Actors have been wearing make-up since ancient times.  That's nothing new.
> Usually, it's not so noticeable though.

faggots have been wearing makeup since they decided
that fucking a mans shithole beats a hot juicy pussy.


bob&carole

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:47:04 AM4/21/07
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And the confessed shiteater posts his forgeries once again.
nobody believes you, Shitty......

Andrealphus

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> I'm a faggots!

Yes, we know, bob&carlos.


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Nemesis

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:51:03 AM4/21/07
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:42:47 GMT, "Andrealphus"
<NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> with the help of a thousand monkeys banging

That's the point, it not being noticeable. Depp and Richard Grieco
both have a history of wearing noticeable eye liner. And now that I
think about it, some rock performers have also gone the eyeliner route
even before those guys.
Either way it still makes them look effeminate IMO.

bob&carole

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:51:21 AM4/21/07
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On Apr 21, 10:45?am, bob&carole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Apr 21, 10:42?am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > In News pi8k2351blmh591ooc9u5h47pjvcnnh...@4ax.com,, Nemesis at
> > neme...@tehawk.comedy, typed this:
>
> > > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:00:05 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> with the help of
> > > a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out
> > > the following:
>
> > >> On 20 Apr 2007 12:18:54 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Cripple
> > >> <Joe.Spu...@gmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> > >> this:
>
> > >> ... On Apr 20, 12:07 pm, Zeph <Zephyr8...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >> ...
> > >> ... > the plucked/enhanced eyebrow thing has been creeping up for
> > >> awhile. ... > lots of athletes, actors and pop stars td it and it is
> > >> disconcerting ... > every time you see it. ?I never thought an NFL

> > >> linebacker could look ... > effeminate but pluck the eyebrows,
> > >> enhance them, add concealer and two ... > ear rings and it is really
> > >> distrubing. ... >
> > >> ... > Another example: the Gotti sons on that reality series both
> > >> had eye ... > make up that would make a drag queen envious.
> > >> ...
> > >> ... Just remember. The more men do this, the more women it leaves for
> > >> ... regular guys. No woman will have sex with a man who wears eyebrow
> > >> ... pencil. ?HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

>
> > >> If he *needs* eyebrow pencil, there is probably something wrong with
> > >> his testosterone levels! I'll accept a guy wearing sun powder,
> > >> though.
>
> > > It started with Johnny Depp and his 21 Jump Street crew.
>
> > Actors have been wearing make-up since ancient times. ?That's nothing new.

Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 10:54:29 AM4/21/07
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oi...@boinko.intothe.night.oh, typed this:

> Except in gay porn. I've seem some unfortunate trends where the
> "actors" are so heavily made up that it totally distracts from the
> experience. It's hard to stay, umm, hard when the guys who are
> fucking each other look like Joan Lunden during her 1980's big hair,
> shoulder pads, circus clown makeup days.

Well, I'll have to take your word for that. :) A friend of mine's dad
passed away a few years ago and whoever did the make-up job on him must have
graduated clown college. When my dad passed away last year I made it a
specific point to say that I would break the arm of the make-up artist that
botched the job that badly on him. They did a very nice job.


ScottyFLL

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On Apr 21, 10:42 am, "Allen" <yeo...@e.mail.box> wrote:
> "ScottyFLL" <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1177165830....@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Apr 20, 12:42 pm, Seff O. Rah <s...@o.rah> wrote:
>
> >> More guys wearing makeup
>
> > More women shaving:
>
> > "we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
> > for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a
>
> > juicy shaved pussy that squirts <-------------
>
> Sounds like Bob needs to buy Carole some Depends!

Well, it does sound like a medical condition, doesn't it? Or is this
his way of saying he's into watersports?

> > when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short beard, and 7 inches.
> > we seek people in the louisville, southern indiana area. we can
>
> And a gym membership for himself.

Consider that this was posted 7 years ago, and that he likely was
under-reporting his weight while simultaneously overestimating the
size of his wee-wee.

> > exchange pics. if interested, email us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
> > From: bobandcarole...@webtv.net
> > Subject: SOUTHERN INDIANA COUPLE SEEKS.......
> > Date: 2000/03/15
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> alt.personals.big-folks?

Indeed.

> lol

Indeed. We've gotten a lot of mileage out of this one.

Allen

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> faggots have been wearing makeup since they decided
> that fucking a mans shithole beats a hot juicy pussy.

Hey, that sounds like something Don Imus would say. Too bad he's off the
air now, he could have used your line. He could have worked nappy headed
hos very nicely into it too.


Andrealphus

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nem...@tehawk.comedy, typed this:

I've made it a point for a number of years to boycott anything Depp does or
produces, and I'm not familiar with Grieco, not every having watched 21 Jump
Street except whatever brief shot I may have gotten while channel surfing.
I don't watch very much television anyway other than the news, and the
occasionally interesting show I might find on the History Channel, Discovery
Channel, or A&E. Back in th 60's and 70's I went to a couple of Kiss
concerts, they when real heavy on the eyeliner. LOL!


Andrealphus

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> On Apr 21, 10:42?am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:

>I'm a faggot!
>.

Okay! Okay! So you're a faggot! We get it, alright?


ScottyFLL

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Apr 21, 2007, 11:02:34 AM4/21/07
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You are incorrect yet again, Madam.

ScottyFLL

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Apr 21, 2007, 11:05:10 AM4/21/07
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On Apr 21, 10:51 am, bob&carole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> faggots have been wearing makeup since they decided
> that fucking a mans shithole beats a hot juicy pussy.-

But make sure that the pussy is shaved so it looks pre-pubescent,
right, Blob?

"we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a juicy shaved

pussy that squirts when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short


beard, and 7 inches. we seek people in the louisville, southern
indiana area. we can exchange pics. if interested, email
us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
From: bobandcarole...@webtv.net
Subject: SOUTHERN INDIANA COUPLE SEEKS.......
Date: 2000/03/15
Message-ID:
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Blob's adulterous group-sex ad looking for bi female or couple:
http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcfullpersonaladscreenslz4.jpg

Detail from the above ad:
http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcdetailpersonaladfe2.jpg

A post from the year 2000 referencing the vile ad:
http://groups.google.com/group/triangle.personals.bi/msg/0bdc58ebcd7fce6f

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Andrealphus

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In News m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so


> they looked like this:
>
> ...

> ... Well, I'll have to take your word for that. :) A friend of
> mine's dad ... passed away a few years ago and whoever did the
> make-up job on him must have ... graduated clown college. When my
> dad passed away last year I made it a ... specific point to say that
> I would break the arm of the make-up artist that ... botched the job


> that badly on him. They did a very nice job.
>

> I'm coming back to pinch the toes of the cretin who dares to apply
> make-up to my corpse!

Ummm... Most open coffin funerals will have applied make-up to the corpse.
Otherwise, after the embalming takes place, you're a fairly bright shade of
green. If you're going to have a closed casket cerimony, or a cremation,
then you don't have to worry about it.


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auzerais v

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Apr 21, 2007, 11:57:43 AM4/21/07
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Leno told Kevin Bacon last night that he once had a big star on his show
"a sexiest man of the year" guy whose makeup started to flake off during
the interview, falling off his cheek in big chips. Leno said he was
thinking "does this star realize it or anyone else notice that?"

Going into the break, Leno leaned over to Bacon to whisper in his ear to
tell him who it was. Anyone have a guess?

bob&carole

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On Apr 21, 11:23�am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> In News m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq3dhjnd64121ud2...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,

> typed this:
>
> > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so

> > they looked like this:
>
> > ...
> > ... Well, I'll have to take your word for that.  :)   A friend of
> > mine's dad ... passed away a few years ago and whoever did the
> > make-up job on him must have ... graduated clown college.   When my
> > dad passed away last year I made it a ... specific point to say that
> > I would break the arm of the make-up artist that ... botched the job
> > that badly on him.   They did a very nice job.
>
> > I'm coming back to pinch the toes of the cretin who dares to apply
> > make-up to my corpse!
>
> Ummm...  Most open coffin funerals will have applied make-up to the corpse.
> Otherwise, after the embalming takes place, you're a fairly bright shade of
> green.   If you're going to have a closed casket cerimony, or a cremation,
> then you don't have to worry about it.

You ought to know, necro boi.........


bob&carole

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Apr 21, 2007, 12:18:33 PM4/21/07
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No, I'm right and you know it. You never post
anything but bogus "screenshots" Where's the
irrefutable proof, shitty? We're STILL waiting...

As posted to alt.recovery.aa:

"Hi, my story seems funny but it's actually a very serious problem to
me. I have a fetish with sniffing guys' balls even when I don't know
the person. My psychologist says it could be a rare form of
Tourette's syndrome but I cannot help it" --Smegma connoisseur
scottyFLL

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.recovery.aa/msg/b78dbc38b00b5570?&hl=en

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Apr 21, 2007, 1:46:38 PM4/21/07
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The proof has already been posted. Since you deleted the offensive
post (after I revealed you for the vulgar fucknut that you are), the
screenshot and the history and the detail from the post and a
reference to the same post in 2000 will suffice.

You did indeed post that vile bisexual extra-marital group-sex ad.
Your having deleted it does not mean that we can't use other evidence
to prove that it existed, and that it is yours (your history shows
it).

Better luck next time, Blob.

Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 2:36:51 PM4/21/07
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In News evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, Magda at
> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...
> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ...


> ... > ... Well, I'll have to take your word for that. :) A friend

> of ... > mine's dad ... passed away a few years ago and whoever did
> the ... > make-up job on him must have ... graduated clown college.
> When my ... > dad passed away last year I made it a ... specific
> point to say that ... > I would break the arm of the make-up artist
> that ... botched the job ... > that badly on him. They did a very
> nice job. ... >
> ... > I'm coming back to pinch the toes of the cretin who dares to
> apply ... > make-up to my corpse!
> ...
> ... Ummm... Most open coffin funerals will have applied make-up to
> the corpse.
>
> Not where I live.

I bet they do. Not many people want their loved ones looking green when
they view them.


Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 2:38:00 PM4/21/07
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In News 1177172117....@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com,, bob&carole at
bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> I ought to know, I'm necro boi.........

Well, another sick activity of yours I'm sure.


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Andrealphus

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Apr 21, 2007, 3:03:26 PM4/21/07
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In News slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, Magda
> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:


> ... > ...
> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in

> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >


> they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Well, I'll have to take your word for that. :) A

> friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... passed away a few years ago and
> whoever did ... > the ... > make-up job on him must have ...
> graduated clown college. ... > When my ... > dad passed away last
> year I made it a ... specific ... > point to say that ... > I would
> break the arm of the make-up artist ... > that ... botched the job
> ... > that badly on him. They did a very ... > nice job. ... >


> ... > ... > I'm coming back to pinch the toes of the cretin who dares

> to ... > apply ... > make-up to my corpse!


> ... > ...
> ... > ... Ummm... Most open coffin funerals will have applied

> make-up to ... > the corpse.
> ... >
> ... > Not where I live.
> ...
> ... I bet they do. Not many people want their loved ones looking
> green when ... they view them.
>
> They don't wait a week by 40°C to say goodbye.

Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why bury them at all? Without
embalming, the body is pretty much gone after five years. Of course, I've
always questioned the entire funeral/burial process anyway, but that's
another topic. Funerals have gotten so expensive here that many people are
chosing cremation.


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In News ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,,
> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in
> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...


> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... Well, I'll have to take your word for that. :)
> A ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... passed away a few years
> ago and ... > whoever did ... > the ... > make-up job on him must
> have ... ... > graduated clown college. ... > When my ... > dad
> passed away last ... > year I made it a ... specific ... > point to
> say that ... > I would ... > break the arm of the make-up artist ...
> > that ... botched the job ... > ... > that badly on him. They did
> a very ... > nice job. ... > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming back to
> pinch the toes of the cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... >


> make-up to my corpse! ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open coffin funerals will have applied
> ... > make-up to ... > the corpse.


> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Not where I live.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... I bet they do. Not many people want their loved ones

> looking ... > green when ... they view them.
> ... >
> ... > They don't wait a week by 40°C to say goodbye.
> ...
> ... Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why bury them at all?
> Without ... embalming, the body is pretty much gone after five years.
> Of course, I've ... always questioned the entire funeral/burial
> process anyway, but that's ... another topic. Funerals have gotten
> so expensive here that many people are ... chosing cremation.
>
> Are your relatives Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have you ever heard of
> Lavoisier? Why do you want to keep a corpse at all, for five frelling
> years, at that? They stink, that's why we bury them.

That's what I'm saying, I really don't understand the entire burial process
as most people use it today. A vacuum packed casket, embalming, etc, etc...
Why burial? It just uses up a lot of land with cemeteries. Cremation also
takes care of the stink.

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typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in
> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Well, I'll have to take your word for
> that. :) ... > A ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... passed
> away a few years ... > ago and ... > whoever did ... > the ... >
> make-up job on him must ... > have ... ... > graduated clown college.
> ... > When my ... > dad ... > passed away last ... > year I made it a
> ... specific ... > point to ... > say that ... > I would ... > break
> the arm of the make-up artist ... ... > > that ... botched the job
> ... > ... > that badly on him. They did ... > a very ... > nice
> job. ... > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming back to ... > pinch the toes
> of the cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... > ... > make-up to
> my corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open
> coffin funerals will have applied ... > ... > make-up to ... > the


> corpse. ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Not where I live.
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... I bet they do. Not many people want their loved ones
> ... > looking ... > green when ... they view them.


> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > They don't wait a week by 40°C to say goodbye.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why bury them at

> all? ... > Without ... embalming, the body is pretty much gone after
> five years. ... > Of course, I've ... always questioned the entire
> funeral/burial ... > process anyway, but that's ... another topic.
> Funerals have gotten ... > so expensive here that many people are ...
> chosing cremation. ... >
> ... > Are your relatives Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have you ever
> heard of ... > Lavoisier? Why do you want to keep a corpse at all,
> for five frelling ... > years, at that? They stink, that's why we
> bury them. ...
> ... That's what I'm saying, I really don't understand the entire
> burial process ... as most people use it today. A vacuum packed
> casket, embalming, etc, etc... ... Why burial? It just uses up a lot
> of land with cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes care of the stink.
>
> Quote: "So they don't embalm there? Then why bury them at all?"

Exactly, it's rather pointless to put someone in an expesive box if you're
not looking to preserve the corpse. Just cremate them.

>
> I don't see how *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. What do you
> do with embalmed corpses, if you don't bury them?

If they are embalmed, we bury them. But why bury them if preserving the
corpse isn't an issue? It's just a waste of land, wood, and money.
Actually, it's a waste of land, wood, and money in any event.


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> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> ... > m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >
> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:54:29 GMT, in
> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Well, I'll have to take your word
> for ... > that. :) ... > A ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad
> ... passed ... > away a few years ... > ago and ... > whoever did ...
> > the ... > ... > make-up job on him must ... > have ... ... >
> graduated clown college. ... > ... > When my ... > dad ... > passed
> away last ... > year I made it a ... > ... specific ... > point to
> ... > say that ... > I would ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up
> artist ... ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... > ... > that
> badly on him. They did ... > a very ... > nice ... > job. ... > ...
> > ... > ... > I'm coming back to ... > pinch the toes ... > of the
> cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... > ... > make-up to ... > my
> corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open ...


> > coffin funerals will have applied ... > ... > make-up to ... > the

> ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not where I


> live. ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... I bet they do. Not many people want their
> loved ones ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... they view them.


> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > They don't wait a week by 40°C to say goodbye.
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why bury
> them at ... > all? ... > Without ... embalming, the body is pretty
> much gone after ... > five years. ... > Of course, I've ... always
> questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ... > process anyway, but
> that's ... another topic. ... > Funerals have gotten ... > so
> expensive here that many people are ... ... > chosing cremation. ... >


> ... > ... > Are your relatives Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have you

> ever ... > heard of ... > Lavoisier? Why do you want to keep a corpse
> at all, ... > for five frelling ... > years, at that? They stink,
> that's why we ... > bury them. ...


> ... > ... That's what I'm saying, I really don't understand the entire

> ... > burial process ... as most people use it today. A vacuum packed
> ... > casket, embalming, etc, etc... ... Why burial? It just uses up
> a lot ... > of land with cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes care
> of the stink. ... >
> ... > Quote: "So they don't embalm there? Then why bury them at
> all?" ...
> ... Exactly, it's rather pointless to put someone in an expesive box
> if you're ... not looking to preserve the corpse. Just cremate them.
> ...
> ... >
> ... > I don't see how *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. What
> do you ... > do with embalmed corpses, if you don't bury them?
> ...
> ... If they are embalmed, we bury them.
>
> Why embalm them at all?

That's what I'm saying you idiot! God damned! Try to read what is being
typed! Is English your first language? Go back and read my whole fucking
post, not just the first sentence you bleeding pustule!


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> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:23:27 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> ... > ... > m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda
> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007
> 14:54:29 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...
> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >


> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> Well, I'll have to take your word ... > for ... > that. :) ... > A
> ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... passed ... > away a
> few years ... > ago and ... > whoever did ... ... > > the ... > ... >
> make-up job on him must ... > have ... ... > ... > graduated clown
> college. ... > ... > When my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away last
> ... > year I made it a ... > ... specific ... > point to ... > ... >
> say that ... > I would ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up ... >


> artist ... ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... > ... > that

> ... > badly on him. They did ... > a very ... > nice ... > job. ...
> > ... ... > > ... > ... > I'm coming back to ... > pinch the toes ...
> > of the ... > cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... > ... >
> make-up to ... > my ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... >
> ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals will have applied
> ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not where I ... > live. ... > ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... I bet they do. Not many people want
> their ... > loved ones ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... they
> view them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > They don't


> wait a week by 40°C to say goodbye. ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why
> bury ... > them at ... > all? ... > Without ... embalming, the body
> is pretty ... > much gone after ... > five years. ... > Of course,
> I've ... always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ...
> > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another topic. ... > Funerals
> have gotten ... > so ... > expensive here that many people are ...
> ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... > Are your relatives
> Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have you ... > ever ... > heard of ... >
> Lavoisier? Why do you want to keep a corpse ... > at all, ... > for
> five frelling ... > years, at that? They stink, ... > that's why we
> ... > bury them. ... ... > ... > ... That's what I'm saying, I really
> don't understand the entire ... > ... > burial process ... as most
> people use it today. A vacuum packed ... > ... > casket, embalming,
> etc, etc... ... Why burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of
> land with cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes care ... > of the
> stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote: "So they don't embalm there? Then
> why bury them at ... > all?" ...


> ... > ... Exactly, it's rather pointless to put someone in an

> expesive box ... > if you're ... not looking to preserve the corpse.


> Just cremate them. ... > ...

> ... > ... >


> ... > ... > I don't see how *embalming* and *burying* are opposites.

> What ... > do you ... > do with embalmed corpses, if you don't bury


> them? ... > ...
> ... > ... If they are embalmed, we bury them.

> ... >
> ... > Why embalm them at all?
> ...
> ... That's what I'm saying you idiot!
>
> Don't ask me! *

I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, you fucking idiot! READ MY WHOLE
FUCKING POST BEFORE YOU RESPOND.


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> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:36:51 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 15:23:27 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >


> m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >
> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >

> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >


> 14:54:29 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >


> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... ... > Well, I'll have to take your word ... > for ... >

> that. :) ... > A ... > ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... >
> ... passed ... > away a ... > few years ... > ago and ... > whoever
> did ... ... > > the ... > ... > ... > make-up job on him must ... >
> have ... ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ... > When
> my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away last ... > ... > year I made it
> a ... > ... specific ... > point to ... > ... > ... > say that ... >
> I would ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up ... > ... > artist
> ... ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... > ... > that ... > ...


> > badly on him. They did ... > a very ... > nice ... > job. ... ...
> > > ... ... > > ... > ... > I'm coming back to ... > pinch the toes

> ... ... > > of the ... > cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... >


> ... > ... > make-up to ... > my ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals

> will have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ... >
> corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not where I
> ... > live. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... I
> bet they do. Not many people want ... > their ... > loved ones ... >
> ... > looking ... > green when ... they ... > view them. ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > They don't ... > wait a week by


> 40°C to say goodbye. ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... Oh... So they don't embalm there? Then why ... > bury ... >
> them at ... > all? ... > Without ... embalming, the body ... > is
> pretty ... > much gone after ... > five years. ... > Of course, ... >


> I've ... always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ...
> ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another topic. ... >

> Funerals ... > have gotten ... > so ... > expensive here that many
> people are ... ... > ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... >
> Are your relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have you ... >
> ever ... > heard of ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you want to keep a
> corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... > five frelling ... > years, at
> that? They stink, ... > that's why we ... > ... > bury them. ... ...
> > ... > ... That's what I'm saying, I really ... > don't understand
> the entire ... > ... > burial process ... as most ... > people use it
> today. A vacuum packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc,
> etc... ... Why burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of ... >


> land with cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes care ... > of the

> ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote: "So they don't embalm there?
> Then ... > why bury them at ... > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly,
> it's rather pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box ... >
> if you're ... not looking to preserve the corpse. ... > Just cremate
> them. ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > I don't see how
> *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. ... > What ... > do you ...
> > do with embalmed corpses, if you don't bury ... > them? ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... If they are embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... >


> ... > Why embalm them at all? ... > ...
> ... > ... That's what I'm saying you idiot!

> ... >
> ... > Don't ask me! *
> ...
> ... I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, you fucking idiot! READ MY
> WHOLE ... FUCKING POST BEFORE YOU RESPOND.
>
> No, I won't.
>

Then fuck off, moron. If you're no better with the other three languages
than you are with English, then you speak exactly zero languages.


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> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:26 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 18:36:51 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >

> evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >

> 15:23:27 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...


> > m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...
> > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >
> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some

> ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they


> looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > Well,

> I'll have to take your word ... > for ... > ... > that. :) ... > A
> ... > ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ... passed
> ... > away a ... > few years ... > ago and ... > whoever ... > did
> ... ... > > the ... > ... > ... > make-up job on him must ... > ... >


> have ... ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ... > When

> ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away last ... > ... > year I
> made it ... > a ... > ... specific ... > point to ... > ... > ... >
> say that ... > ... > I would ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up
> ... > ... > artist ... > ... ... > > that ... botched the job ... >
> ... > ... > that ... > ... ... > > badly on him. They did ... > a
> very ... > nice ... > job. ... ... ... > > > ... ... > > ... > ... >
> I'm coming back to ... > pinch the toes ... > ... ... > > of the ...
> > cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... > ... > ... > ... >


> make-up to ... > my ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals ... >


> will have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ... >
> ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not

> where I ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... I ... > bet they do. Not many people want ... > their
> ... > loved ones ... > ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... they
> ... > view them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > They don't ... > wait a week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye. ... >


> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Oh... So they don't

> embalm there? Then why ... > bury ... > ... > them at ... > all?
> ... > Without ... embalming, the body ... > is ... > pretty ... >
> much gone after ... > five years. ... > Of course, ... > ... > I've


> ... always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ... ... >

> ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another topic. ... > ...


> > Funerals ... > have gotten ... > so ... > expensive here that many

> ... > people are ... ... > ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > Are your relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have

> you ... > ... > ever ... > heard of ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you
> want to keep a ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... > five
> frelling ... > years, at ... > that? They stink, ... > that's why we
> ... > ... > bury them. ... ... ... > > ... > ... That's what I'm
> saying, I really ... > don't understand ... > the entire ... > ... >
> burial process ... as most ... > people use it ... > today. A vacuum
> packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... > etc... ... Why
> burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of ... > ... > land with
> cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes care ... > of the ... > ... >
> stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote: "So they don't embalm there? ... >


> Then ... > why bury them at ... > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly,

> ... > it's rather pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box
> ... > ... > if you're ... not looking to preserve the corpse. ... >
> Just cremate ... > them. ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > I don't see how ... > *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. ...
> > What ... > do you ... ... > > do with embalmed corpses, if you
> don't bury ... > them? ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... If they are
> embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Why embalm them
> at all? ... > ... ... > ... > ... That's what I'm saying you idiot!
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Don't ask me! * ... > ... ... > ... I'm not
> asking you, I'm telling you, you fucking idiot! READ MY ... > WHOLE
> ... FUCKING POST BEFORE YOU RESPOND. ... > ... > No, I won't. ... >
> ...
> ... Then fuck off, moron. If you're no better with the other three
> languages ... than you are with English, then you speak exactly zero
> languages.
>
> That's four


No, you speak zero languages. Case in point.

> That's four more than you, seen that you have been arguing with me...

"....seen that... " Here, let me correct that for you. "That's four more
than you, seeing that you've been arguing with me..."

It's no fucking wonder your responses to my posts were so bizarre, you
really can't speak English at all. Also, I speak English and Hangul
fluently, and some German.

Whoever taught you to speak English should probably be punched in the eye.

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> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
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>

> ... In News uj6l23ddd4o9j2dja...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:17 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 19:03:26 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >

> slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >

> 18:36:51 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...

> > evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> Apr 2007 ... > ... > 15:23:27 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >


> m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT, in ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... >

> "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > electrons,
> ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... > looked like this:


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > Well, ... > I'll


> have to take your word ... > for ... > ... > that. :) ... > A ... >
> ... > ... > friend ... > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ... passed

> ... > ... > away a ... > few years ... > ago and ... > whoever ... >
> did ... > ... ... > > the ... > ... > ... > make-up job on him must
> ... > ... > ... > have ... ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college.
> ... > ... > When ... > ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away
> last ... > ... > year I ... > made it ... > a ... > ... specific ...
> > point to ... > ... > ... > ... > say that ... > ... > I would ... >
> break ... > the arm of the make-up ... > ... > ... > artist ... > ...
> ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... > ... > ... > that ... >
> ... ... > > badly on him. They did ... > a ... > very ... > nice
> ... > job. ... ... ... > > > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming
> back to ... > pinch the toes ... > ... ... > > of the ... ... > >
> cretin who dares ... > to ... > apply ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >


> make-up to ... > my ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals

> ... > ... > will have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the
> ... > ... > ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Not ... > where I ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... I ... > bet they do. Not
> many people want ... > their ... > ... > loved ones ... > ... > ... >
> looking ... > green when ... they ... > ... > view them. ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > They don't ... > wait
> a week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ...

> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Oh... So they don't ... > embalm there?
> Then why ... > bury ... > ... > them at ... > all? ... > ... >
> Without ... embalming, the body ... > is ... > pretty ... > ... >


> much gone after ... > five years. ... > Of course, ... > ... > I've

> ... > ... always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ...


> ... > ... > ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another

> topic. ... > ... ... > > Funerals ... > have gotten ... > so ... >
> expensive here that many ... > ... > people are ... ... > ... >
> chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Are your
> relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have ... > you ... > ... >
> ever ... > heard of ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you ... > want to
> keep a ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... > five ... > frelling


> ... > years, at ... > that? They stink, ... > that's why we ... > ...

> > ... > bury them. ... ... ... > > ... > ... That's what I'm ... >


> saying, I really ... > don't understand ... > the entire ... > ... >
> ... > burial process ... as most ... > people use it ... > today. A

> vacuum ... > packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... >
> etc... ... Why ... > burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of
> ... > ... > land with ... > cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes
> care ... > of the ... > ... > ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote:
> "So they don't embalm there? ... > ... > Then ... > why bury them at
> ... > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly, ... > ... > it's rather
> pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box ... > ... > ... >
> if you're ... not looking to preserve the corpse. ... > ... > Just
> cremate ... > them. ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... >


> > I don't see how ... > *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. ...
> ... > > What ... > do you ... ... > > do with embalmed corpses, if

> you ... > don't bury ... > them? ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... If
> they are ... > embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> Why embalm them ... > at all? ... > ... ... > ... > ... That's what
> I'm saying you idiot! ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Don't ask me! *
> ... > ... ... > ... I'm not ... > asking you, I'm telling you, you
> fucking idiot! READ MY ... > WHOLE ... > ... FUCKING POST BEFORE
> YOU RESPOND. ... > ... > No, I won't. ... > ... > ... ... > ... Then
> fuck off, moron. If you're no better with the other three ... >


> languages ... than you are with English, then you speak exactly zero

> ... > languages. ... > ... > That's four ... ... ... No, you speak


> zero languages. Case in point.
>

> You must be one of those gullible who believe in life after life.

Nope, but I don't believe that you speak even one language fluently enough
to talk with adults on the matter.

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Andrealphus

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In News np7l23lsukh5qq7cj...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:30:03 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News m37l23htd2rnrhmcv...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:18:13 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News uj6l23ddd4o9j2dja...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 19:19:17 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >

> ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >

> 19:03:26 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...

> > slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> Apr 2007 ... > ... > 18:36:51 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >

> evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >

> On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 15:23:27 GMT, in ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... >
> "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > electrons,
> ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... > looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...

> In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... >


> m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this:


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT,

> in ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> ... > ... > > ... > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... >

> ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they


> ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... > ... ... > Well, ... > I'll ... > have to take your word ... >
> for ... > ... > that. :) ... > A ... > ... > ... > ... > friend ...
> > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ... passed ... > ... > ... > away a
> ... > few years ... > ago and ... > whoever ... > ... > did ... > ...


> ... > > the ... > ... > ... > make-up job on him must ... > ... > ...
> > ... > have ... ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ...

> > ... > When ... > ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away ... >


> last ... > ... > year I ... > made it ... > a ... > ... specific ...
> ... > > point to ... > ... > ... > ... > say that ... > ... > I would

> ... > ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up ... > ... > ... >
> artist ... > ... ... > ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... >
> ... > ... > that ... > ... > ... ... > > badly on him. They did ...
> > a ... > very ... > nice ... > ... > job. ... ... ... > > > ... ...
> > > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming ... > back to ... > pinch the toes
> ... > ... ... > > of the ... ... > > ... > cretin who dares ... > to
> ... > apply ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > my


> ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals ... > ... > ...


> > will have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Not ... > where I ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > > ... ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... I ... > bet they do.
> Not ... > many people want ... > their ... > ... > loved ones ... >


> ... > ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... they ... > ... > view

> them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... >
> > They don't ... > wait ... > a week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> Oh... So they don't ... > embalm there? ... > Then why ... > bury ...
> > ... > them at ... > all? ... > ... > ... > Without ... embalming,
> the body ... > is ... > pretty ... > ... > ... > much gone after ...
> > five years. ... > Of course, ... > ... > I've ... > ... > ...


> always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ... ... > ...

> > ... > ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another ... >


> topic. ... > ... ... > > Funerals ... > have gotten ... > so ... >
> ... > expensive here that many ... > ... > people are ... ... > ... >
> ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Are your

> ... > relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have ... > you ... >


> ... > ... > ever ... > heard of ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you ...

> > want to ... > keep a ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... >
> five ... > frelling ... > ... > years, at ... > that? They stink, ...
> > that's why we ... > ... ... > > ... > bury them. ... ... ... > >
> ... > ... That's what I'm ... > ... > saying, I really ... > don't
> understand ... > the entire ... > ... > ... > ... > burial process
> ... as most ... > people use it ... > today. A ... > vacuum ... >
> packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... > ... > etc...


> ... Why ... > burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of ... > ...

> > ... > land with ... > cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes ... >


> care ... > of the ... > ... > ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote:

> ... > "So they don't embalm there? ... > ... > Then ... > why bury
> them at ... > ... > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly, ... > ... >
> it's rather ... > pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box
> ... > ... > ... > ... > if you're ... not looking to preserve the
> corpse. ... > ... > Just ... > cremate ... > them. ... > ... ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > I don't see how ... >

> *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. ... ... > ... > > What ... >
> do you ... ... > > do with embalmed corpses, if ... > you ... > don't
> bury ... > them? ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... If ... > they are
> ... > embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Why
> embalm them ... > at all? ... > ... ... > ... > ... That's what ... >


> I'm saying you idiot! ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Don't ask me! *

> ... > ... > ... ... > ... I'm not ... > asking you, I'm telling you,
> you ... > fucking idiot! READ MY ... > WHOLE ... > ... FUCKING POST
> BEFORE ... > YOU RESPOND. ... > ... > No, I won't. ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... Then ... > fuck off, moron. If you're no better with the
> other three ... > ... > languages ... than you are with English, then
> you speak exactly zero ... > ... > languages. ... > ... > That's four
> ... ... ... No, you speak ... > zero languages. Case in point. ...
> > ... > You must be one of those gullible who believe in life after
> life. ... ... Nope, but I don't believe that you speak even one
> language fluently enough ... to talk with adults on the matter.
>
> Back at ya!

LOL! My but you are such an idiot. Go slap your English teacher and demand
your money back. Only don't make the demand in English, try some other
language. I doubt that you could convey the message properly in English.


bobandcarole

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cunt juice? ROTFLMAO!

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> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:39:07 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News np7l23lsukh5qq7cj...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:30:03 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News m37l23htd2rnrhmcv...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:18:13 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News uj6l23ddd4o9j2dja...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 22:29:48 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >

> f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >

> 19:19:17 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> Apr 2007 ... > ... > 19:03:26 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >

> slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >

> On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 18:36:51 GMT, in ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... >
> "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > electrons,
> ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... > looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...
> In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... >

> evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 15:23:27 GMT,

> in ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...
> ... > ... > > ... > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... >
> ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > In News ... > ... > ... > ... ...
> > > ... > ... > m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... >
> Magda ... > ... ... > ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > >


> magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ...
> > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT, ... > in ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > ... > > ...
> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > ... >


> electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... >
> ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > Well, ... > I'll ... > have to take
> your word ... > ... > for ... > ... > that. :) ... > A ... > ... >
> ... > ... > friend ... ... > > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ...
> passed ... > ... > ... > away a ... > ... > few years ... > ago and
> ... > whoever ... > ... > did ... > ... ... > ... > > the ... > ... >
> ... > make-up job on him must ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > have ...
> ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ... ... > > ... >
> When ... > ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away ... > ... >


> last ... > ... > year I ... > made it ... > a ... > ... specific ...

> ... > ... > > point to ... > ... > ... > ... > say that ... > ... > I
> would ... > ... > ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up ... > ...


> > ... > ... > artist ... > ... ... > ... > > that ... botched the job

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > that ... > ... > ... ... > > badly on
> him. They did ... ... > > a ... > very ... > nice ... > ... > job.
> ... ... ... > > > ... ... ... > > > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming ...
> > back to ... > pinch the toes ... > ... > ... ... > > of the ... ...
> > > ... > cretin who dares ... > to ... > ... > apply ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > my ... > ... > corpse! ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... Ummm...
> Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals ... > ... > ... ... > > will


> have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ... ... > >
> ... > ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Not ... > where I ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ...

> > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... I ... > bet
> they do. ... > Not ... > many people want ... > their ... > ... >
> loved ones ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > looking ... > green when ...
> they ... > ... > view ... > them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > They don't ... > wait ... > a
> week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > Oh... So they don't ...

> > embalm there? ... > Then why ... > bury ... ... > > ... > them at
> ... > all? ... > ... > ... > Without ... embalming, ... > the body
> ... > is ... > pretty ... > ... > ... > much gone after ... ... > >
> five years. ... > Of course, ... > ... > I've ... > ... > ... ... >


> always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ... ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another
> ... > ... > topic. ... > ... ... > > Funerals ... > have gotten ... >
> so ... > ... > ... > expensive here that many ... > ... > people are
> ... ... > ... > ... > ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > Are your ... > ... > relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs
> or what? Have ... > you ... > ... > ... > ... > ever ... > heard of
> ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you ... ... > > want to ... > keep a
> ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... > ... > five ... > frelling
> ... > ... > years, at ... > that? They stink, ... ... > > that's why
> we ... > ... ... > > ... > bury them. ... ... ... > > ... > ... > ...
> That's what I'm ... > ... > saying, I really ... > don't ... >


> understand ... > the entire ... > ... > ... > ... > burial process

> ... > ... as most ... > people use it ... > today. A ... > vacuum
> ... > ... > packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... >
> ... > etc... ... > ... Why ... > burial? It just uses up ... > a lot
> ... > of ... > ... ... > > ... > land with ... > cemeteries.
> Cremation also ... takes ... > ... > care ... > of the ... > ... >
> ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote: ... > ... > "So they don't
> embalm there? ... > ... > Then ... > why bury ... > them at ... > ...
> > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly, ... > ... > ... > it's rather


> ... > pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > if you're ... not looking to preserve the ... >


> corpse. ... > ... > Just ... > cremate ... > them. ... > ... ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > I don't see how ... >
> ... > *embalming* and *burying* are opposites. ... ... > ... > > What

> ... > ... > do you ... ... > > do with embalmed corpses, if ... > you
> ... > don't ... > bury ... > them? ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... If
> ... > they are ... > ... > embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Why ... > embalm them ... > at all? ... > ... ... >
> ... > ... That's what ... > ... > I'm saying you idiot! ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Don't ask me! * ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... I'm
> not ... > asking you, I'm telling you, ... > you ... > fucking idiot!
> READ MY ... > WHOLE ... > ... FUCKING POST ... > BEFORE ... > YOU
> RESPOND. ... > ... > No, I won't. ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ...
> Then ... > fuck off, moron. If you're no better with the ... >


> other three ... > ... > languages ... than you are with English, then

> ... > you speak exactly zero ... > ... > languages. ... > ... >
> That's four ... > ... ... ... No, you speak ... > zero languages.
> Case in point. ... ... > > ... > You must be one of those gullible
> who believe in life after ... > life. ... ... Nope, but I don't
> believe that you speak even one ... > language fluently enough ... to
> talk with adults on the matter. ... > ... > Back at ya! ... ... LOL!
> My but I am such an idiot.
>
> Indeed, you are!

Hahahahahaha! You moron! A forgery only works if you change the sender
atributes. You really are that stupid!


bobandcarole

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Apr 21, 2007, 7:55:59 PM4/21/07
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On Apr 21, 7:52 pm, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> On 21 Apr 2007 16:43:31 -0700, in alt.gossip.celebrities, bobandcarole
> <bob-n-car...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... ... Andrealphus wrote:
>
> ... > In News np7l23lsukh5qq7cj16rmcadi4vgb1c...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
> ... > typed this:
> ... >
> ... > > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:30:03 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> ... > > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so

> ... > > they looked like this:
> ... > >
> ... > > ... In News m37l23htd2rnrhmcvqklg508e1eho6h...@4ax.com,, Magda at

> ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > > ...
> ... > > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:18:13 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,
> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some

> ... > > electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... > > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... In News uj6l23ddd4o9j2dja4ftcgpf8ri73gj...@4ax.com,, Magda

> ... > > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in

> ... > > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >

> ... > > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... In News 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b23d4rrjrnqehma...@4ax.com,,

> ... > > Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in

> ... > > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > > ... > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...

> ... > > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> ... > > j46l23pk8a7bs79gfmge02fphuld2gn...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...

> ... > > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:03:19 GMT, in

> ... > > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > > ... > ... > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,

> ... > > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> ... > > ... > rp4l23h53kmt4i8g831d8k8dfo0sf52...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >

> ... > > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:29:48 GMT, in

> ... > > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >

> ... > > electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News
> ... > > ... > ... > f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg90e8g9b5q6s0nd...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda

> ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007
> ... > > 19:19:17 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >

> ... > > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > ggok235hcj5oi2s3634av0mf2bl68f9...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> ... > > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >
> ... > > 19:03:26 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...
> ... > > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >

> ... > > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > slnk235s1r70r7s0e9cj0mp4de6t2kj...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... > > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21
> ... > > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 18:36:51 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some

> ... > > ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> ... > > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >
> ... > > evck23ds6sslb3ev1qkoeoj6mrq12i5...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 15:23:27 GMT, in ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... >
> ... > > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > electrons,

> ... > > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... > looked like this:
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...
> ... > > In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... >
> ... > > m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq3dhjnd64121ud2...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...
> ... > > ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this:

> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT,
> ... > > in ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...
> ... > > ... > ... > > ... > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... >

> ... > > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> ... > > ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > > > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > ... ... > Well, ... > I'll ... > have to take your word ... >

> ... > > for ... > ... > that. :) ... > A ... > ... > ... > ... > friend ...
> ... > > > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ... passed ... > ... > ... > away a
> ... > > ... > few years ... > ago and ... > whoever ... > ... > did ... > ...
> ... > > ... > > the ... > ... > ... > make-up job on him must ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > have ... ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > When ... > ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away ... >

> ... > > last ... > ... > year I ... > made it ... > a ... > ... specific ...
> ... > > ... > > point to ... > ... > ... > ... > say that ... > ... > I would
> ... > > ... > ... > break ... > the arm of the make-up ... > ... > ... >

> ... > > artist ... > ... ... > ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > ... > that ... > ... > ... ... > > badly on him. They did ...
> ... > > > a ... > very ... > nice ... > ... > job. ... ... ... > > > ... ...
> ... > > > > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming ... > back to ... > pinch the toes
> ... > > ... > ... ... > > of the ... ... > > ... > cretin who dares ... > to
> ... > > ... > apply ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > my
> ... > > ... > corpse! ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > > ... Ummm... Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals ... > ... > ...

> ... > > > will have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > the ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > > ... > ... > Not ... > where I ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... I ... > bet they do.
> ... > > Not ... > many people want ... > their ... > ... > loved ones ... >

> ... > > ... > ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... they ... > ... > view
> ... > > them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... >

> ... > > > They don't ... > wait ... > a week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye.
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > > Oh... So they don't ... > embalm there? ... > Then why ... > bury ...
> ... > > > ... > them at ... > all? ... > ... > ... > Without ... embalming,
> ... > > the body ... > is ... > pretty ... > ... > ... > much gone after ...

> ... > > > five years. ... > Of course, ... > ... > I've ... > ... > ...
> ... > > always ... > questioned the entire ... > funeral/burial ... ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > ... > > process anyway, but ... > that's ... another ... >

> ... > > topic. ... > ... ... > > Funerals ... > have gotten ... > so ... >
> ... > > ... > expensive here that many ... > ... > people are ... ... > ... >
> ... > > ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Are your
> ... > > ... > relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs or what? Have ... > you ... >

> ... > > ... > ... > ever ... > heard of ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you ...
> ... > > > want to ... > keep a ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... >
> ... > > five ... > frelling ... > ... > years, at ... > that? They stink, ...
> ... > > > that's why we ... > ... ... > > ... > bury them. ... ... ... > >
> ... > > ... > ... That's what I'm ... > ... > saying, I really ... > don't
> ... > > understand ... > the entire ... > ... > ... > ... > burial process
> ... > > ... as most ... > people use it ... > today. A ... > vacuum ... >

> ... > > packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... > ... > etc...
> ... > > ... Why ... > burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... > of ... > ...
> ... > > > ... > land with ... > cemeteries. Cremation also ... takes ... >

> ... > > care ... > of the ... > ... > ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote:
> ... > > ... > "So they don't embalm there? ... > ... > Then ... > why bury
> ... > > them at ... > ... > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly, ... > ... >

> ... > > it's rather ... > pointless to put someone in an ... > expesive box
> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > if you're ... not
> ...
>
> read more »

give it a rest, baby, and drink some cunt juice!

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Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:06:27 PM4/22/07
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In News 3r8n23tksj0p5cnpa...@4ax.com,, Magda at magda@eu,
typed this:

> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:55:24 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this:
>

> ... In News hn8l23d57367u3iro...@4ax.com,, Magda at


> magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ...

> ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:39:07 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities,


> ... > "Andrealphus" <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> electrons, so ... > they looked like this:
> ... >

> ... > ... In News np7l23lsukh5qq7cj...@4ax.com,, Magda


> at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ...

> ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:30:03 GMT, in


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ... >
> they looked like this: ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... In News m37l23htd2rnrhmcv...@4ax.com,,


> Magda ... > at ... > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:18:13 GMT, in


> ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons, so ...
> > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> uj6l23ddd4o9j2dja...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > at ...


> > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:10:50 GMT, in


> ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > electrons,
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > 6d6l23tbua1t0ih5b...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... >


> at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:07:02 GMT, in


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... > ... > "Andrealphus"
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> electrons, ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News

> ... > ... > j46l23pk8a7bs79gf...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda


> ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ...
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007

> 23:03:19 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...


> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... >

> rp4l23h53kmt4i8g8...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ... >

> ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... ... >
> > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 ... >

> 22:29:48 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...

> ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > electrons, ... >
> ... > so ... ... > > ... > they looked like this: ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ...

> > f5rk23lb4ljbugjqg...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> Apr 2007 ... > ... > 19:19:17 GMT, in ... > ... > ... > ... >


> alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some
> ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >

> ggok235hcj5oi2s36...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this: ... >
> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >

> On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 19:03:26 GMT, in ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > > ... >
> "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > electrons,
> ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... > looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...
> In News ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... >

> slnk235s1r70r7s0e...@4ax.com,, ... > Magda ... > ...

> ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > magda@eu, ... typed this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 18:36:51 GMT,

> in ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ...
> ... > ... > > ... > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... >
> ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they
> ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > In News ... > ... > ... > ... ...

> > > ... > ... > evck23ds6sslb3ev1...@4ax.com,, ... >


> Magda ... > ... ... > ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > >
> magda@eu, ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ...
> > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21

> ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 15:23:27 GMT, ... > in ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > ... > > ...
> > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... > ... > ... > ... >
> electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ... > > ... > they ... >
> ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > > ... > ... ... > > ... > ... ... > In News ... > ... > ... >
> ... ... ... > > > ... > ... >
> m9ak23h7aqtnf3vjq...@4ax.com,, ... > ... > Magda ... >
> ... ... > ... > ... > > ... > ... > at ... ... > > ... > magda@eu,


> ... typed this: ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... ... > > >

> ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 21 ... >

> ... > Apr 2007 ... > ... > 14:54:29 GMT, ... > in ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > alt.gossip.celebrities, ... ... > ... > ... >

> > ... ... > > ... > "Andrealphus" ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > <NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> arranged some ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > electrons, ... > ... > ... > ... > so ... ...

> > > ... > they ... > ... > ... > looked like this: ... > ... > ... >


> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > ... > ... ... > > ... > ...

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ... ... > > ... > ... ... >
> Well, ... > I'll ... > have to take ... > your word ... > ... > for
> ... > ... > that. :) ... > A ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > friend
> ... ... > > of ... > mine's dad ... > ... > ... ... > passed ... >
> ... > ... > away a ... > ... > few years ... > ago and ... > ... >


> whoever ... > ... > did ... > ... ... > ... > > the ... > ... > ... >
> ... > make-up job on him must ... > ... > ... ... > > ... > have ...

> ... > ... > ... > graduated clown ... > college. ... > ... ... > >


> ... > ... > When ... > ... > my ... > dad ... > passed ... > away ...
> > ... > ... > last ... > ... > year I ... > made it ... > a ... > ...

> specific ... ... > ... > ... > > point to ... > ... > ... > ... > say
> that ... > ... > I ... > would ... > ... > ... > break ... > the arm
> of the make-up ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > artist ... > ... ... >
> ... > > that ... botched the job ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> that ... > ... > ... ... > > badly on ... > him. They did ... ... >


> > a ... > very ... > nice ... > ... > job. ... > ... ... ... > > >

> ... ... ... > > > ... > ... > ... > I'm coming ... ... > > back to


> ... > pinch the toes ... > ... > ... ... > > of the ... ... ... > > >
> ... > cretin who dares ... > to ... > ... > apply ... > ... > ... ...
> > > ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... > my ... > ... > corpse! ... >

> ... ... > > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > > ...
> Ummm... ... > Most open ... ... > > coffin funerals ... > ... > ...
> ... > > will ... > have applied ... > ... > ... > make-up to ... >
> the ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > ...


> ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not ... > where I
> ... > ... > live. ... > ... > ... ... > > ... ... > ... > > ... ... >

> ... > ... ... > > ... > ... I ... > bet ... > they do. ... > Not ...
> > many people want ... > their ... > ... > ... > loved ones ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > looking ... > green when ... ... > they ... > ...


> > view ... > them. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >

> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > > They don't ... > wait ... > a ... >


> week by ... > 40°C to say goodbye. ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> ... > ... ... > > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... ... > Oh... So they
> don't ... ... > > embalm there? ... > Then why ... > bury ... ... > >
> ... > them at ... > ... > all? ... > ... > ... > Without ...
> embalming, ... > the body ... > ... > is ... > pretty ... > ... > ...
> > much gone after ... ... > > ... > five years. ... > Of course, ...
> > ... > I've ... > ... > ... ... > ... > always ... > questioned the
> entire ... > funeral/burial ... ... > ... ... > ... > > ... > ... > >
> process anyway, but ... > that's ... another ... > ... > ... > topic.
> ... > ... ... > > Funerals ... > have gotten ... > ... > so ... > ...


> > ... > expensive here that many ... > ... > people are ... > ... ...
> > ... > ... > ... > chosing cremation. ... > ... > ... > ... ... > >
> ... > ... > Are your ... > ... > relatives ... > Egyptian Pharaohs

> ... > or what? Have ... > you ... > ... > ... > ... > ever ... >
> heard of ... > ... > ... > Lavoisier? Why do you ... ... > > want to
> ... > keep a ... > ... > corpse ... > at all, ... > for ... > ... >
> five ... > frelling ... > ... > ... > years, at ... > that? They
> stink, ... ... > > that's why ... > we ... > ... ... > > ... > bury
> them. ... ... ... > > ... > ... > ... ... > That's what I'm ... > ...
> > saying, I really ... > don't ... > ... > understand ... > the
> entire ... > ... > ... > ... > burial process ... > ... > ... as most
> ... > people use it ... > today. A ... > vacuum ... > ... > ... >
> packed ... > ... > casket, embalming, ... > etc, ... > ... > ... >


> etc... ... > ... Why ... > burial? It just uses up ... > a lot ... >

> ... > of ... > ... ... > > ... > land with ... > cemeteries. ... >


> Cremation also ... takes ... > ... > care ... > of the ... > ... >
> ... > ... > stink. ... > ... > ... > Quote: ... > ... > "So they

> don't ... > embalm there? ... > ... > Then ... > why bury ... > them
> at ... > ... ... > > all?" ... ... > ... > ... Exactly, ... > ... >
> ... > it's rather ... > ... > pointless to put someone in an ... >
> expesive box ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > if you're ... not
> looking to preserve the ... > ... > corpse. ... > ... > Just ... >


> cremate ... > them. ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...

> > ... ... > ... > > I don't see how ... > ... > ... > *embalming* and
> *burying* are opposites. ... ... > ... > > What ... > ... > ... > do
> you ... ... > > do with embalmed corpses, if ... > you ... > ... >


> don't ... > bury ... > them? ... > ... ... > ... > ... > ... If ... >
> ... > they are ... > ... > embalmed, we bury them. ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Why ... > embalm them ... > at all? ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... That's what ... > ... > I'm saying you idiot!

> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Don't ask me! * ... > ... > ... >
> ... ... > ... I'm ... > not ... > asking you, I'm telling you, ... >
> you ... > fucking idiot! ... > READ MY ... > WHOLE ... > ... FUCKING
> POST ... > BEFORE ... > YOU ... > RESPOND. ... > ... > No, I won't.
> ... > ... > ... ... > ... > ... ... > Then ... > fuck off, moron.
> If you're no better with the ... > ... > other three ... > ... >
> languages ... than you are with English, then ... > ... > you speak
> exactly zero ... > ... > languages. ... > ... > ... > That's four ...
> > ... ... ... No, you speak ... > zero languages. ... > Case in
> point. ... ... > > ... > You must be one of those gullible ... > who
> believe in life after ... > life. ... ... Nope, but I don't ... >


> believe that you speak even one ... > language fluently enough ... to

> ... > talk with adults on the matter. ... > ... > Back at ya! ... ...
> LOL! ... > My but I am such an idiot. ... > ... > Indeed, you are!
> ... ... Hahahahahaha! You moron! A forgery only works if you change
> the sender ... atributes. You really are that stupid!
>
> Oh, silly me...

You're an idiot.


bobandcarole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:08:00 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
<snip>

Who cares?


Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:08:38 PM4/22/07
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In News 1177265280....@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> <snip>
>
> Who cares?

You do, otherwise why did you respond?


bobandcarole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:12:24 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
> at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:

>
> > On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> > <snip>
>
> > Who cares?
>
> You do, otherwise why did you respond?

Because I know that like the dancing monkey you are, would fetch for
me again.
I wasn't wrong, faggot LOL

Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:13:27 PM4/22/07
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In News 1177265544.0...@d57g2000hsg.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>> In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,,
>> bobandcarole at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>>
>>> On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>> <snip>
>>
>>> Who cares?
>>
>> You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>

> Because I know that like the dancing monkey I am, I would fetch for
> you again.
> I wasn't wrong, I'm a faggot LOL

Well, at least you're honest about yourself.


bobandcarole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:16:35 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>
> > In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
> > at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>
> > > On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> > > <snip>
>
> > > Who cares?
>
> > You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>
Because I know that like the dancing monkey you are, ?would fetch for
me again.
I wasn't wrong, faggot ?LOL

Now be sure and post edit again, ARealPuss.
We can read you like a book...


Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:18:05 PM4/22/07
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In News 1177265795.2...@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>
>>> In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,,
>>> bobandcarole at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>>
>>>> On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>>> <snip>
>>
>>>> Who cares?
>>
>>> You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>>

> Because I know that like the dancing monkey I am, I would fetch for

> you again.
> I wasn't wrong, I'm a faggot!

At least you're honest about yourself.


bobandcarole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:19:16 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:16?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>
> > > In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
> > > at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>
> > > > On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> > > > <snip>
>
> > > > Who cares?
>
> > > You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>
?Because I know that like the dancing monkey you are, ?would fetch
for
?me again.

Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:20:30 PM4/22/07
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In News 1177265795.2...@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>
>>> In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,,
>>> bobandcarole at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>>
>>>> On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>>> <snip>
>>
>>>> Who cares?
>>
>>> You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>>

bobandcarole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:21:56 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:19?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2:16?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:> On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>
> > > > In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
> > > > at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>
> > > > > On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
> > > > > <snip>
>
> > > > > Who cares?
>
> > > > You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>
Because I know that like the dancing monkey you are, ?would fetch
for me again.

?I wasn't wrong, faggot ?LOL

?Now be sure and post edit again, ARealPuss.
?We can read you like a book...


Emergency Trollcast System

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:21:58 PM4/22/07
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Seff O. Rah <se...@o.rah> wrote in
news:94rh235t1cphfmjk5rvr34l65c1lqlgitt@news:
[snip]

Please note that of the 60-some responses to this cross-posted thread,
upwards of 95% are from alt.gossip.celebrities -- one group of five. Had
the thread been limited to that single newsgroup, it would have garnered
nearly as many responses.

While this thread can technically be considered a successful trolling
attempt, the concentration of responses suggests that either the cross-
posting strategy or the content are in dire need of improvement. <5%
replies across 4/5 of the targeted groups should greatly distress the
quality-oriented troll.

This is a call for introspection. Your methods are clearly in need of
refinement.

Andrealphus

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:23:08 PM4/22/07
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In News 1177265795.2...@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com,, bobandcarole
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:

> On Apr 22, 2:12?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 22, 2:08?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>
>>> In News 1177265280.088824.32...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com,,
>>> bobandcarole at bobandcarole...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>>
>>>> On Apr 22, 2:06?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>>>> <snip>
>>
>>>> Who cares?
>>
>>> You do, otherwise why did you respond?
>>

> Because I know that like the dancing monkey I am, I would fetch for
> you again.
> I wasn't wrong, I'm a faggot!

At least you're honest about yourself.


=?script.recurse=4


bob&carole

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:25:00 PM4/22/07
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On Apr 22, 2:21�pm, Emergency Trollcast System
<trollrati...@troll.troll> wrote:
> Seff O. Rah <s...@o.rah> wrote innews:94rh235t1cphfmjk5rvr34l65c1lqlgitt@news:

And your point is???

Emergency Trollcast System

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Apr 22, 2007, 2:30:41 PM4/22/07
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bob&carole <bobandc...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1177266300.3...@d57g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

> On Apr 22, 2:21�pm, Emergency Trollcast System

As you reinstated the cross-posts and responded with a post devoid of
content, I can only assume you are the original poster.

Be more subtle in the future, friend. As for my point, I'm sure you
understood, and were only replying to reinstate the cross-posts. That's
fine! I understand. But off the record, it's something you should
seriously consider.

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