Don Rickles attends a function
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LAS VEGAS - NOVEMBER 15: Comedian Don Rickles jokes around during his
Caesars Palace Laurel Award presentation ceremony during The Comedy
Festival at Caesars November 15, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rickles'
plaque will be the first one permanently displayed in the celebrity
walk in the Roman Plaza in front of the resort. (Photo by Ethan
Miller/Getty Images for Caesars Palace)
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Gee you don't see Don out and about much these days do you. I guess it
all 'depends' on whether or not, they are giving out free food in a
buffet.
Nice to see you out there Don.
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maybe that was a comment about Notorious B.I.G. whose caeer was cut
short, when was murdered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Notorious_B.I.G.
But you know, you just got to keep on keepin on baby.
You gotta get back on the horse, and ride em cowboy, cause I'll tell
you what, if you don't, you're never gonna make it all the way, to
Thugs Manision baby.
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/yeahvavy.mp3
You should you know, get it together Michael, do another remix, with
someone, go on Leno or something, the people want to hear some more of
that music of yours.
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Thats Ok Michael, if you were going to do Thriller, and have a whole
bunch of zombies out there asking for the sweet finish, I was just
going to do , ropey dope. I would just keep my hands up and go all limp
see, and I'd be like, go ahead, take your best shot, your arms are
gonna get tired hittin me, you can't hurt me I'm the ginger bread man.
Like dat.
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http://www.members.shaw.ca/ricksobie/Niceshortyshortsbaby.mp3
I want this one...
http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/8163/2001524019409647828_rs.jpg
with intermittent periods of this one...
http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/5026/2001519567092381612_rs.jpg
and then , then I want to do all the things. Thats my favorite.
Having sex is my favorite.
I love you baby.
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http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/6159/2003672619891333258_rs.jpg
That one is really hot. Thats right.
Thats the sixtynine and a half.
We can do that at the club when you get back from London.
I don't feel like going to London today because I went to Australia
this morning.
I have to let my mojo recharge. But if you make it back to America
today,
even New York, I will take you to the ~club baby.
I am picking up Meagan though.
Mwaaaaa......
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Well whenever those Victoria Secret images hit Getty or wherever, I
will take the girls to the club. And Tyra too.
It might be tonight.
Who knows, but I am not going to put my life on hold waiting.
There will be room to take a bunch of them if it happens today. No
problem.
The club can take a lot of people.
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Mm hm.
We did this...
http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/8163/2001524019409647828_rs.jpg
when I went to see you in London last night, thats the supergoddess
position.
And then I can't remember what else we did.
But I went to see Claudia, because she signed me the day before and I
was supposed to go and visit her, and you know, of all my grilfriends,
she is th every best at smoking pole. Yes she is. And we did the
sixtynine and a half and it was just like being there baby.
Oh my god was that ever good.
And I saw Christina in London, and got it partly wrong, of course,
because I am not the sharpest tool in the shed.
sorry Christina, but I am sure it was still fun anyways.
I wasn't sure exactly what you wanted to do, one thing or the other,
so we did both.
And Sophia, baby,
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72581336&cdi=0
I don't mamange Adriana's career, but you know she is already rich and
has lots of offers all the time to do everything, and well if she
doesn't do the calendar, well she will still be able to pay the rent I
am sure.
I appologize if I made their lives difficult with mine and hers
relationship, but they are Italian, they know about love, and what it
does to people anyways.
http://www.members.shaw.ca/ricksobie/Pastafazool.mp3
I can't guarantee we won't be fingthing when she does her next
photoshoot.
Probably we won't.
I am not going to leave her, not going to replace her.
We will get old together.
But well I don't know if that is even what you were asking.
But I got the funny feeling you were asking something, besides about
doubling up.
And so I think the calendar is going to be with actresses this year,
and well thats nice.
Adriana won't care I don't think, even if it has some other girlfriend
of mine in it.
Its you know, not that important I don't think.
She is actually a very intelligent woman you know.
She acts with her heart, thats true, but she has a head on her
shoulders as well.
So she figures things out quite quickly.
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But thats true though, I was very careful, to be sure she was happy for
the Victoria Secret show, and part of that was because of the Perelli
shoot, and how that didn't seem to go all the well, because we were
fighting at the time.
And it was over some silly thing anyways.
But she looked great yesterday.
And you know, if I know she has something important coming up, I will
be there for her if I can.
When she did that GQ shoot, we had broken up.
And that shoot was incredible.
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/ILoveyoubaby.html
And so maybe some geniuses thought, well lets get them going again, and
we will have that too.
Well it didn't work out that way, because instead of sad, she got mad.
So it is not all our fault.
Happy is best.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72577699&cdi=0
Happy and in love.
Thats better than sad and in love.
But well that GQ shoot was maybe more je' ne c est qua to it.
Romance, longing, sadness that sort of beauty.
Well hey it hurts to look like that too.
I like her when she is happy, and sexy.
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http://aycu18.webshots.com/image/4257/2001428334621245904_rs.jpg
Hmmmm.... housekeeper.... I think I know her.
I have a girlfriend that is a housekeeper. In Russia.
I will invite you to the club Kristanna, she is often there pole
dancing.
Just don't jump me like you did that guy in Bloodrayne.
I like doggie style.
Supergoddess position and doggie style.
Thats my favorite right now. Because I am feeling a bit lazy these
days.
You might end up with supergoddess position and housekeeper position
and we may not get to doggie style.
I love you baby.
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I know you were supposed to come over last night but everyone was
giving me a hard time last night and there was all this interference,
and Getty was saying the show was yesterday, and the Lindsay was saying
she just wanted a bit of virgins and well that was the last straw, so I
didn't even go to the club last night.
I just invited Mi~chelle over and necked for a couple hours with Selita
and had sex with her and that, and then I don't know its all a blur. I
was upset anyways because of a lack, of communication, in our network.
But we will have our party tonight probably.
Late. Like 2 am or something.
Adriana said yesterday it was ok, I didn't have to invite her over
yesterday, because everyone was already jealous she was getting all the
wood.
And well you know, anyways,
I spent some time with you the day before so I didn't think you would
mind.
Anyways I hope the show goes well.
I can't wait to see the pictures.
You girls are going to look amazing as usual.
I am sure of that.
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rick_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/7311/2001408662684096611_rs.jpg
http://aycu18.webshots.com/image/4257/2001428334621245904_rs.jpg
I rented Bloodrayne and I asked her if she loved me or what.
I wanted to see her more often. And I asked her what she liked.
Do you think she answered my question?
Its difficult to tell really isn't it?
Michelle (Rodrigues) has a small yellow piece of paper, a ticket, a
magic car parking ticket if you like, in her left hand.
http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/7311/2001408662684096611_rs.jpg
(Well then just give me a bit of virgins then.) lol
That is going to end up as this weeks signal soon.
So why am I not upset?
well whats the point of getting upset?
Did you really think I was going to stop seeing Lindsay after all this
time,
because of that?
Or Kristanna either when I love her?
No we will just keep on keeping on, and I will pick her up more often.
We used to go out on Fridays, so I will pick her up tomorrow.
I just needed to know, that she likes it.
And I will pick Lindsay up more often probably as well since she signs
me
all the time. She has a high participation level and so you know, I
like that.
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rick_so...@hotmail.com wrote:
> rick_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/7311/2001408662684096611_rs.jpg
> http://aycu18.webshots.com/image/4257/2001428334621245904_rs.jpg
>
> I rented Bloodrayne and I asked her if she loved me or what.
> I wanted to see her more often. And I asked her what she liked.
>
> Do you think she answered my question?
Well I was wondering if she was trying to scare me away with that
movie.
So thats why I asked her if she even liked it, when I picked her up.
I thought she did, but I just wasn't sure.
She doesn't sign me very often.
And sometimes I just pick her up anyways, because we have a
relationship.
Dickie Peters
>
>Gee you don't see Don out and about much these days do you. I guess it
>all 'depends' on whether or not, they are giving out free food in a
>buffet.
>
>Nice to see you out there Don.
I thought that the way you emphasized "depends' meant that he has to
wear them and maybe doesn't go out in case he floods them???
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lol
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Nats not nice!
lol
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How come I never sleep with Izabel?
I do sleep with Izabel, sometimes, she has slept over on the other side
of Ale,
we just never have sex. I am always too busy snogging everyone else.
(I think maybe we did it once or twice I can't remember)
She has the nicest dress on there tonight though.
Thats is a muy sexy dress Izabel.
I love you baby.
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MMmmmm... is that an invitation?
Thats sounds wonderful.
I love you baby.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588384&cdi=0
You girls are working on a plan I are you.
It looks almost like Selita was saying 'stop, snogging meeeeee' lol
and I am not even finished yet.
Oh well maybe some other time we can finish what we started.
How come Izabel gets the nicest dress?
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588396&cdi=0
I want you to get a dress like that.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588370&cdi=0
I guess you just wanted to make sure I was picking you up in the
DeLorean.
You will probably be tired so we won't do too much tonight.
Maybe tomorrow we can have another party or something.
I love you baby.
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I said Selita looks a _bit like Diana Ross.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5386/313dianaross1xa.jpg
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/Selitalooksabitlikeayoungdianaross.mp3
Was that what you were trying to say?
I thought so.
I never get to have any fun.
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Well I will probably take some people to the club a bit earlier,
because I told Meagan I was going to pick her up and Tyra, and maybe
Lindsay, and then I will pick up you and Ale later.
If the show is over at 11 then you will probably have an afterparty,
and who knows how long that will go on for.
Thats why I was thinking 2 am or so.
And I will just pick you up in the DeLorean and you and Ale can sleep
over.
Tomorrow, is Friday we can go to the club together tomorrow.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/7984/2003278550628569944_rs.jpg
I'll pick you up too Gisele.
And I guess I had better pick up Ana or she will be sad.
The five of us will have our own little pajama party, and we will have
a pillow fight with some magic fairies or something.
But I get to sleep on Alessandra's leg, because she called it.
So after the party you can sleep on the other side of Adriana. Between
her and Ana.
Oh this is going to be sooo much fun.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
Oh boy, the show started.
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rick_so...@hotmail.com wrote:
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588571&cdi=0
> Oh boy, the show started.
I know she looks mad at me doesn't she. lol She will probably be
happier in the costume change now that we are having a pajama party.
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Omigoodness Miranda, you want to sleep over and snuggle.
What a wonderful idea!
Only tonight might, not be the best night though because I think
Alessandra is saying she called it.
Mm hm.
Looks like.
But we will do that. When we get a chance. Maybe after we go to the
club some time or something.
MMmmmm......
I love you baby.
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rick_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588356&cdi=0
> MMmmmm... is that an invitation?
> Thats sounds wonderful.
> I love you baby.
>
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588384&cdi=0
> You girls are working on a plan I are you.
>
> It looks almost like Selita was saying 'stop, snogging meeeeee' lol
> and I am not even finished yet.
>
> Oh well maybe some other time we can finish what we started.
>
> How come Izabel gets the nicest dress?
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588396&cdi=0
>
> I want you to get a dress like that.
If you get a dress like that, don't wear it to Cipriani's.
Because.
Don't ask so many questions.
Hope you are having ~fun.
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Thats a great trashy look Joss.
Mmmmm.....
Sleep in a bit. I will pick you up when I pick up a few of the girls at
12.
It will be 8 am in London.
I love you baby.
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Oh sure like I'm going to pick you up, when you are flirting with the
guys like that, when I can pick up Joss, who is still a virgin.
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"thanks for the finger f*ck superman"
douchebag.
lol
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Yes lets just be friends.
Instead of _a boyfriend its a different boyfriend every other night.
Well what can you do. Girls just want to have fun.
I do that?
No, I don't do that.
I don't actually get any on me.
There is a difference, but you probably don't see it.
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Hi ~Cassie, you can sit beside me in the DeLorean on our way to the
club tonight and I will say nice things to you.
We can't stay too late though because I have to pick the girls up
after.
I love you baby.
Rick_Sobie
Congratulations to Tom and Katie, who got married today.
Hopefully Katie will be able to tame him and train him.
http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=tomoprah.gif
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What?
How come you don't dress like that for me at home?
Yes I am on my way to pick you up, in a little while.
I love you baby.
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Oh.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589437&cdi=0
I thought I saw you there hiding in the crowd yesterday. I wasn't sure
because you were sort of in the background there.
You look gorgeous Jessica.
If I invite you over tonight, which I would love to do, you know I am
going to be in trouble.
But I will take you to the club tomorrow.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589247&cdi=0
I'm probably pushing my luck inviting Gisele tonight Izabel, because
there isn't much room,
and Devon is going to fall off the bed. So I will take you to the club
tomorrow as well, with the other girls.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589592&cdi=0
http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/7527/2005313363213836167_rs.jpg
http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/7641/2005306898927449815_rs.jpg
http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/5164/2005378686499592000_rs.jpg
Don't I have the best looking girlfriends in the world?
MMmmmmm.......
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~Hi Petra, ~Penelope,
sorry I couldn't pick you up last night Petra,
I will invite you tonight,
I love you girls.
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Hmmmm.... did I die last night and go to heaven or something?
Is that not one of my special girlfriends Elizabeth Berkley with my
favorite yoga instructor?
Mmmmm........ someone is going to get ~snogged this ~weekend....
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
Incidentally did you know that Depends were designed by NASA?
MM hm. I think they were developed for use in the control room.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1950167,00.html
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I was just supposed to figure out what you were saying?
Maybe you were hosting or hostessing or MCing or something?
I had you in my dayplanner on I think hold on...
Tuesday. Thats right. I think I picked you up, its all a blur. I picked
up Selita on Tuesday as well.
I couldn't pick you up last night because there were too many people.
You know its supermodel week, and I have to pick up a bunch of
supermodels tonight.
If there is room I might pick you up and you can come to the club with
us.
In the off chance you are saying well why don't you pick Nicole
(Ritchie), I am planning on doing that in the near future. I just
haven't had a chance because I have been too busy.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
Mmmmm..... you look gorgeous and I miss you already.
Just ask me to pick you up and I will pick you up.
Tomorrow would be nice if you want.
Just let me know.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
Here's my Gisely out walking in L.A. on Tuesday. I didn't get these
candids till just now, but I picked you up on Tuesday anyways.
You know what impressed me the most last night, besides how gorgeous
your faces were, your legs were incredible.
I mean sculpted to perfection.
You girls must have been spending some time on a treadmill or
something.
Smokin hot baby.
I hope you had fun last night.
I sure did.
I love you baby.
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Here is my sweetheart Doutzen Kroes from last night.
For some reason they felt obligated to embarass us because we have been
enjoying a love affair of late. lol
Well at least they didn't make her wear a medal for getting the sweet
finish.
MMMmmmmm.....
I am adding Doutzen to my butterfly collection Adriana.
She is just too gorgeous and too amazing not to be allowed to play with
us.
Here she is on the runway at Miss Sixy
http://aycu23.webshots.com/image/4542/2001458423403508137_rs.jpg
you can tell how sad she was not being included.
So thats why I'm keeping her.
Hey whats that over there?
rick_...@hotmail.com
Oh you felt good on Tuesday. You almost got your Ph.D. on Tuesday
Doutzen.
But then that might have complicated things prior to the show an all.
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/6286/2000754506217465270_rs.jpg
She could stand beside Adriana and still feel beautiful don't you
think?
I think so.
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Am I finished making a fuss over Doutzen yet?
Almost. lol
http://aycu21.webshots.com/image/6100/2003916377447799592_rs.jpg
Then I'm going to make a fuss about Caroline.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72591731&cdi=0
Um thats not Riley whoever, thats Caroline Trentini.
Are you people at Getty just makin stuff up as you go along now or
what?
~Hi ~Caroline,
can I see you in the principals office ~tonight baby?
Mmmmmm.......
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Caroline Trentini, brazillian high fashion supermodel.
http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/8085/2004881443902971093_rs.jpg
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/5261/2001122744246693389_rs.jpg
Thats Riley in a Dior ad.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=57245840&cdi=0
Lisa Presley's daughter.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589704&cdi=0
Caroline.
I know because she is one of my 'special' girlfriends.
MMmmmm........
rick_...@hotmail.com
> > Um thats not Riley whoever, thats Caroline Trentini.
> > Are you people at Getty just makin stuff up as you go along now or
> > what?
>
> Caroline Trentini, brazillian high fashion supermodel.
> http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/8085/2004881443902971093_rs.jpg
>
> http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/5261/2001122744246693389_rs.jpg
> Thats Riley in a Dior ad.
>
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=57245840&cdi=0
> Lisa Presley's daughter.
>
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589704&cdi=0
> Caroline.
> I know because she is one of my 'special' girlfriends.
> MMmmmm........
>
Its true I used to get Caroline and Jessica confused on the runway when
we first met a couple years ago.
Thats why they put them in the same skirt...
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72591024&cdi=0
Here is Jessica Stam, Candaian, high fashion supermodel...
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72589437&cdi=0
And you won't usually see Jessica looking that gorgeous on the runway
in New York or Paris, or Caroline either, because everyone would be
looking at them, and not the clothes they are modelling.
But they are smokin hot baby.
Yes, Jessica has her wings.
(and her Ph.D. lol So does Caroline. MMmmm.....)
You know what I like so much about this picture?
http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/7573/2001110916529672639_rs.jpg
(whispering...it means we are going to have sex tonight. Thats my
favorite.
Having sex.)
I love you girls.
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Kudos to the people who put this show on and to the girls for adding a
bit of curves and really working those legs.
Absolutely gorgeous.
I mean look at Jessica's body....
http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/7573/2001110916529672639_rs.jpg
thats typical of the girls at the show last night.
And nice hair too. Everyone had a really sexy look going on.
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http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/5026/2005811238873531306_rs.jpg
Did Caroline do a goddess transformation?
You look amazing Caroline.
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/Icantwaittogodancingtonight.mp3
http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/4408/2005810411719836090_rs.jpg
Great job girls.
~hi ~Oluchi, see you tonight ~baby...
Mwaaaa.......
I don't know how many girls I can invite tonight but I will invite a
bunch thats for sure.
Rick_Sobie
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72592854&cdi=0
Hi David, yes, but can you do thIS!
lol
I saw a street magician yesterday when I was downtown, and you know he had this rope
and his deck of crads and you know he was funny looking. He looked like a nerd and he had his bike helmet there to
collect coins, and people were avoiding him as he trew the end of his rope at them to get their attention, and it
would stay straight until he snapped his fingers.
And yes I though of you David as I too avoided him, I guess because he didn't look the part, you look the part
David, but as I walked past him, I hesitated for a minute and almost went back and asked him if he could levitate.
That one still gets me.
And yeah, I could never get people to march in step.
The Salvation Army, they have marching bands and all that, but me well,
what can you say.
We all have our calling I suppose.
Good to see you David.
Is what I do magic?
Its magical to be sure. But is it magic?
Well each has to decide for themselves I guess about that.
Sure some days I think it might be all an illusion, but if I want to know for sure
it isn't, I just walk downtown, and it all happens right there,
before my very eyes.
Dickie Peters
I don't think I have ever seen this many consecutive responses by
one person in the 11 years I have been computing!
Dickie Peters
Rick_Sobie
Thats because this is my gossip column.
I have been doing this gossip gossip column for a couple years now.
Usenet News. Gossip column.
It all works.
Rick_Sobie
> Hi David, yes, but can you do thIS!
> lol
> I saw a street magician yesterday when I was downtown, and you know he had this rope
> and his deck of crads and you know he was funny looking. He looked like a nerd and he had his bike helmet there
to
> collect coins, and people were avoiding him as he trew the end of his rope at them to get their attention, and it
> would stay straight until he snapped his fingers.
> And yes I though of you David as I too avoided him, I guess because he didn't look the part, you look the part
> David, but as I walked past him, I hesitated for a minute and almost went back and asked him if he could
levitate.
> That one still gets me.
>
> And yeah, I could never get people to march in step.
> The Salvation Army, they have marching bands and all that, but me well,
> what can you say.
> We all have our calling I suppose.
> Good to see you David.
>
> Is what I do magic?
> Its magical to be sure. But is it magic?
> Well each has to decide for themselves I guess about that.
> Sure some days I think it might be all an illusion, but if I want to know for sure
> it isn't, I just walk downtown, and it all happens right there,
> before my very eyes.
But you know David, (I forgot what I was going to say because I was interupted there. Oh yeah)
yesterday, I went to this little import shop to buy some Nag Champa incense,
because I like the scent of that you know, and the lady puts it in a bag,
and she looks at me, hesistates, and says, is that alright?
And I'm yeah sure fantastic, and I take the bag, and I'm thinking
Hmmm... how could that not be alright? I bought some stuff and you
put it in a bag for me. A little 'white' bag.
And as soon as I hit the street, there I am, with this little white
bag, in my left hand, and sign, sign, finger on nose sign,
I would be willing to kiss a girl, sign, and on it went all the way home.
lol
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Why don't I just put it on a website?
Usenet uses a distributed network housed on mainframe computers all
over the world.
So you don't get bandwidth problems and well, people do attack web
sites.
Websites can be intercepted in many ways and traffic rerouted even.
Usenet is just more reliable.
And people can read it whenever they want, and the messages are
archived.
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And for those who don't want to read my gossip column, which always
starts
with so and so attends a function...
They can just put my email adress in a filter, and I have to use a
second account
as well, so you need to put both in there...
like if in your filter in your newsreader sotware you put
Rick_So
and made another one with
rick_so
That would make all my posts disappear.
and if you use google to read the news and you only want to read my
goosip column
then you can...
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/topics?hl=en
and in the top right search box, put rick_so and you can search by date
as well.
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Thats the new google beta, they are trying a new format.
If you like the older format, which I prefer myself,
then you can click on
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities?hl=en
and you can enter rick_so in the search on the top right,
and sort by date and you are here.
I use the favorites button, to mark my threads so all I see,
are my favorites. Which is my own gossip colum.
I don't even see the other threads in this newsgroup at all.
Like so...
http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/7798/2004896462861761992_rs.jpg
When I start a new thread, for my column, I mark it as a favorite.
Then when I visit the News, I click on the link to my favorites.
That little star beside the title of the thread, marks that thread
as a favorite.
Google Groups is just a newsreader one of many as you know,
which people use to read the messages on Usenet.
Usenet is pretty robust compared to other message systems,
like message boards on websites because it was developed
originally by the Pentagon, to withstand nuclear attack
and WWIII.
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> Google Groups is just a newsreader one of many as you know,
> which people use to read the messages on Usenet.
> Usenet is pretty robust compared to other message systems,
> like message boards on websites because it was developed
> originally by the Pentagon, to withstand nuclear attack
> and WWIII.
Try this at home...
In your web browser address bar. You know where you put the www dot etc
type in
rick_so
and nothing else, no www no nothing just that and hit enter.
When I do that, I see this...
http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/5343/2005037674224391762_rs.jpg
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It doesn't work with Internet Explorer, but it works with firefox.
If you use Internet Explorer, then you can go to google.com
and do a web search, and enter rick_so
and it will appear.
Select groups, enter rick_so, sort by date
and all the threads are there.
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Here's Natasha, from the show last night.
Doesn't it look like we just did it?
Thats how she's going to look tomorrow morning.
Mmmmmm........
I love you baby.
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Wow Selita.
If I invited you to the party tonight, would I be in trouble with the
other girls?
Oh.
I kindof thought I might.
Mmmmmm........
Well don't forget we have some unfinishged business to attend to.
Some sweet unfinished business to attend to.
Later. Maybe next week or something if you want.
When no ones looking.
It will be our little secret.
I love you baby.
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Who got the sweet finish last night?
Adriana and Alessandra shared it!
Oh that was an amazing night last night.
I took Gisele, Adriana, Alessandra, and Ana to the ship, to the V.I.P.
room on the ship, and we have a pole there and a small padded stage for
pole dancing, and its all pillows and mattresses and dim sexy lighting
and all white furniture, kindof like what they had at the afterparty.
I think they copied us, because that is what the V.I.P. room
looks like at the club.
But I had one made on the ship just for us.
And virgins did some pole dancing for us, and it was wonderful.
We could do that any time I suppose because they are my girlfriends
but doing after the show, when they were all dressed up so sexy
and glamorous, well that was really special.
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No Selita has her wings and her Ph.D. figuratively speaking of course.
We have partied together for a while now.
Usually I don't get so carried away and want her all to myself,
but we were just having lots of fun this week.
And you know it is sort of diplomatic to do that, because otherwise
well everyone knows that me and Adriana are going out and they might
feel like well less comfortable asking to go up to the S5 level.
Gisele wouldn't feel uncomfortable neither would Alessandra or Ana,
but the other girls might.
And I want them to have fun too this week.
Caroline and Jessica, their thing is the runway. And we have parties
with the other girls from the runway, whenever I see them at a fashion
show.
But well the VS show, is sort of special.
For a few of the girls that I hang out with all year long.
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And yeah Karolina is one of the girls I hang around with all year long,
like Petra,
same thing, and Oluchi, she comes over quite often, on the weekend,
Sundays
sometimes, but I suppose for me, the show is all about Adriana, and how
amazing is she going to look this year.
Thats not to detract from Gisele or Ana or Ale or the other girls, its
just that
I really like to see Adriana in her element, (and in her lingerie)
doing her thing
on the runway. And those wings make them look more sexy too I think.
MMmmm.......
Here she is backstage before the show...
http://www.imagedoll.com/show.php/1213_AdrianaBackStage002mq001.JPG.html
and well without even seeing these candids, because I just saw these
now,
I knew she was going to say this...
http://www.imagedoll.com/show.php/1214_AdrianaBackstage002.jpg.html
and she wanted what I wanted for last night, which was just for a few
of us, the girls who usually sleep over all the time, to have a little
private
party, after the show.
And well tonight, those same girls will understand that if they go to
the club at all,
they probably won't get to do much, because the other girls some of
whom waited
all week, want to have fun too.
So dancing and partying at the club for tonight baby.
With pole dancing lap dancing go go dancers and party favors.
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/okletsdance.mp3
http://www.members.shaw.ca/rsobie/PartyNight.mp3
http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/5438/2001789177208206234_rs.jpg
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And as was on the way to the grocery, to get some fresh fish for dinner
just now,
a gorgeous 17 year old supergoddess was walking across the street and
so I
invited her tonight as well. So she gets to party with the supermodels.
Why her and not say Mi~chelle or Lacey or Aly or any number of other
girls I hang around with?
Its a nice jesture to include someone from my community.
And she is smokin hot baby.
You know the way really gorgeous babes walk in platform shoes,
or wedges I think they are called, with tight blue jeans, and perfect
hair in a pony tail,
like that. With a really nice roundish bum.
Mmmmmm......
She will fit right in with the supermodels I am sure.
I will invite Michelle Lacey Aly and Ashley tomorrow night.
And we will have our own little party so they don't feel left out.
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You know what she signed me for?
The eight hour supergoddess special. lol
MMmmmmmm.... I don't know if I will be able to manage all that
tonight because there will be quite a number of people there tonight.
H. Benny
celebrities. Now its long over the hill comedians.
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H. Benny wrote:
> Man, you are slumming Rick. You used to 'focus' on cute female
> celebrities. Now its long over the hill comedians.
He was picking on me asking me to take him to France to play with the
magic fairies.
lol
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What does that signal mean?
Wellllll its not taboo, but it is private. Its something you know,
maybe a little naughty, but I have never seen some girls have orgasms
like they have doing that.
But you know its not in the kama sutra, and um well if you ever read
about the life of Salvador Dali, and his rather strange sexual
shenanignas shall we say, you might surmize what that signal meant, if
you had a virgin, and no Salivador Dali in the room.
You would never find it on the net probably because searches on the sex
life of Salvador Dali are probably eccentric behaviour, but I did read
somewhere in some obscure book some biography that he used to have
reverse sex with his wife. As weird as this sounds,
she would put her clitoris, in his penis.
Thats not what we do.
But you can do the math on what it is from that I suspect.
It doesn't really include me in that equasion, except partially.
I am in a lounge chair, the woman is on top of me, we are facing the
same way,
making love, enter virgin. Annnnnd action....
Some girls like that a lot.
It is like riding a pony almost.
You face the same way, and hook your feet under the woman's side,
between me and her and yippeeio kaia baby! It requires a goddess helper
for stability.
lol
Well you asked.
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Yes I'm listening, I just wasn't sure what you were saying.
This is confusing me right here...
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72588675&cdi=0
I think you are saying, that you want to go out, and if I want to
invite a virgin I can?
Can I invite a virgin like um this?
http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/6800/2004149554502730048_rs.jpg
http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/6579/2004105052495577179_rs.jpg
because she wants to sleep over and snuggle and stuff.
Well thats it you see, because, well I think I know what you are saying
Ashley.
So maybe we can do something tomorrow or Sunday.
Maybe you would like to go to the club tomorrow night.
That would be fun.
Or maybe Sunday morning?
How about Sunday morning. Then we can sleep in.
I love you baby.
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Oh. I have it figured out.
Virgins your own size are ok.
And other girlfriends of ours your own size.
I wasn't sure what you meant at first.
If I get it wrong, then just correct me again.
We could just go for a ride in the DeLorean, and someone could sit
beside you and say nice things to you.
Someone like oh Elizabeth Berkley. Or Kate Beckinsale, or Salma, or
Penelope, or girlfriends like that.
The thing is though, that one by one, they have been falling for the oh
my god was that ever amazing last night I want more virgins. If you
know what I mean.
But thats Ok, I still have lots of girlfriends from the causeway,
supergoddesses and everything who like to double up, and they are your
size.
Karolina, and lots of the other girls don't like to double up at all.
We still manage to have lots of fun.
I am not sure, but I think Petra is the same way you are.
She always doubles up with someone her own size.
So I will pick you up on Sunday morning and we will just go have some
fun
and if I get it wrong then just tell me again.
You look sexy with your hair like that you know.
I love you baby.
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than make it anyone's special night.
And in that way, other girls can have a special night.
And what it is, is the supergoddess position, and all that and I might
fall asleep, but hopefully I won't sleep soundly.
And there is kissing involved and snuggling involved and all that.
And the signal or sign for that, is you touch your right shoulder, with
your right hand,
in an obvious manner.
And you can add things to that if you want to clarify like what you
want to do when we go out, if you wanted to go to the club or on the
bus, or you know a black minidress usually means a nice ride in the
DeLorean that sort of thing and then later you sleep over and we you
know have some intimate private time together.
That is usually what we do on the special nights anyways.
And usually there are other people there, but at least at the end of
the day, we get to share intimate time together.
With Devon beside us. lol
Devon still sleeps beside me anyways on the right.
(But she doesn't snore or anything like that)
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Starting next Friday, because there are already two girls who want to
do that tonight.
Miranda and the girl who signed me on my way to the grocery.
But I suspect, that some of the girls at the party tonight, might have
wanted to do that,
like Jessica (Stam), we usually do that, and Petra, we usually do that,
and maybe Natasha,
but they didn't sign me for that, and so I will go with those who did.
And we will just share some time after the party when they sleep over.
And then for next week, if someone signs me for that - excluding my
girlfriends who have specil days, we do that anyways, but if someone
wants to sleep over on Friday, then they should use that signal.
Because other than that there isn't much for visitor parking these days
because well my girlfriends want to do that.
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Shouldn't Petra get Friday?
http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=68358_pn2zn4_122_580lo.jpg
same party...
http://img161.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=68340_pn1oo3_122_533lo.jpg
Lately she has been in the company of men.
Seen leaving a function holding hands with Simmons,
http://perezhilton.com/topics/love_line/new_couple_alert_20061104.php
No her and James blunt are tsill together and very much in love...
http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1240254,00.html
And from Blunt's forum apparently..
He has been sleeping with every girl who crosses his path...
"POSH pop star James Blunt cheated on his supermodel girlfriend when he
took a sexy student nurse Back to Bed.
Just weeks after the upper crust chart-topper announced he's a one
woman man we can reveal he had a highland fling with Jenna MacDonald
after a concert.
Three days earlier, Czech beauty Petra Nemcova had watched from the
wings as he performed songs from his Back To Bedlam album in London.
But he was soon saying Goodbye My Lover to Petra and You're Beautiful
to 21-year-old Jenna.
Now she says: "He's a rat and people need to know the truth about him."
Former tank commander Blunt, 32, set his sights on Jenna the minute she
turned up at his hotel following a gig at Stirling Castle.
After posing with her for a picture in the bar, they slipped outside
while he puffed a ciggy then started his military manoeuvres.
She said: "He gave me a really long kiss. He was an excellent kisser,
it was tender and soft, quite slow but passionate."
Blunt then led her to his room in the Stirling Highland Hotel for the
next stage of his operation.
"I loved his posh accent and I surrendered instantly as he sweet-talked
me," she admitted.
"As we fell into bed I thought, 'What the hell? He's a pop star'.
"He claimed he had no time for a relationship - but in reality, he
was dating Petra.
"He told me there had been pictures in the papers of him with a girl on
the beach but there was nothing going on.Later I found out she was his
girlfriend."
Then Blunt got down to business, kissing her all over.
"He took things really slowly and was very gentle," she said. "All the
time he was whispering in my ear, saying I was gorgeous.
"I wasn't that impressed when he took off his clothes - he was a bit
scrawny, especially for a former soldier.
"But he more than made up for it with his smooth technique. As he
slowly slipped off my jeans and removed the top I had on I could tell
he was experienced.
"I was mortified because I wasn't wearing sexy underwear, just plain
white. But he didn't seem to notice.
"Afterwards I asked if he would sing to me and he said, 'No, but I
can make love to you', and started all over again."
Jenna was a student at Stirling University when she met the singer
after his sell-out June gig.
The former public schoolboy charmed her with his posh chat-up lines
then pulled her close and smiled for the camera.
Jenna-who posed for our sexy shot in a bid to break into
modelling-said: "I told him I was a fan and loved the concert. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Yes I know finally I post some real gossip. lol)
So basically, its like, when she started going out with James, thats
the end of our true love relationship.And at 12 am in Britain London,
they stood there and he signed me and said, yeah, I shagged her rotten
baby.
So me and Lindsay tried again, and that failed miserably too.
Lets put it this way, if Adriana, one day got a boyfriend, do you
think, that me and her would have the same relationship?
Would we still know, what each other are thinking, like we do.
Would we know, how each other feel all the time. like we do.
Would we feel the same way about each other as we do?
And that goes the same for me and Lacey and Aly and Michelle.
And Gisele well she did get a boyfriend, but we weren't really going
out at the time.
Ashley (Peldon) well she is so mysterious, but I don't think she has a
boyfriend other than me, and Meagan, well we are just now getting a bit
serious in our relationship after two years and I am still not sure if
she loves me, or her doppleganger. lol
But well no it just wouldn't be the same.
Because I have so many girls to choose from, what sets them apart from
someone else
is that we are true to each other.
I don't have a girlfriend in the real world.
I'm divorced. I was married once. Have had many girlfriends, but I
won't take a girlfriend on in the real world because that would be a
blow to my relationships.
I mean look at Miranda.
Someone asked me why I bother going out with anyone but supermodels,
when you could easily fill a week with those amazing girls from
Victoria's Secret.
And well because I love other people as well. And I am true to them.
But when someone isn't true to you, you lose that will to be true to
them.
And I don't know if you can ever get that back once you lose that. I
don't think you can.
If you are married, you can forgive the person and still be married.
Because you have a contract, and well it might keep you together but
that kernel
that true love something, that makes a relationship special, will be
lost.
It doesn't make sense to many people because we are not in a monogamous
relationship.
People are inlcuded in almost everything we do.
But the real meaningful love portion of all that, is still there.
And quite fragile.
So if someone that I am in a love relationship with, one day goes and
gets a boyfriend, then they have to stand beside Miranda. And well who
would you choose?
And many many more Mirandas want to have fun, and ask all the time.
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Yes they have to stand beside Miranda in their underwear.
http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/6579/2004105052495577179_rs.jpg
You get my point though.
What responsibility, do I have to Adriana?
To love her and be true to her.
Same for Lacey.
Her day is Saturday, and I won't let even Adriana, take her Saturday.
Ok, one Wednesday, Aly slept on me on Michelles day.
Michelle was still there right beside me, and it was only part of the
night,
but boy I heard about it the next day. And that was Aly.
But you know because Michelle is always hovering around guys too and
has
supposed boyfriends, maybe for show maybe not, I still question her
love
for me.
But if I had known she was going to be hurt I wouldn't have done that.
When Adriana slept beside me for a year, so did everyone else sleep
right under me, including Michelle. Almost ever Friday Michelle slept
under me and Adriana beside me
and Lacey on Saturday.
But lately we have separated into days, and now we can be more intimate
on our special days and have a real relationship, that is more private.
And I like that.
But Aly didn't come over on Thursday, her special day, because she
didn't sign me,
and lately she has been signing me in ways I am not sure of.
We still don't know each other well enough, for me to even know what
she
wants out of our relationship.
We just started going out a month ago or so, even though we have been
seeing each other for over a year off and on.
But I am not going to rush and give someone else her day. I will just
wait till she signs me.
I have had numerous girls and women, sign me on the causeway and on the
street for a relationship.
If I do that, then I will know them, but Adriana, Aly, Lacey, Michelle
Ashley and Meagan won't know them.
Unless I take video I suppose and show them and all that.
I'm sure they would love that.
Actually I think Meagan liked that. Maybe a lot. I don't know for sure.
But at least there is only seven days in the week, so there is a
ceiling
to the number of serious relationships I can have.
Because someone is going to be in bed necking with me that night.
That makes it difficult to form new relationships, unless you form them
in the car or something. And I make no secret that that is my intention
that night when I take someone out.
The nice thing about having Devon there is that prevents drive through
relationships from forming. If they can't sleep over, then we can't get
serious.
And I can think of a few girls I would love to have Friday too, but one
day a week,
to give other girls some special treatment, isn't going to harm my
relationship
with the other girls.
And the alternative, is that the other girls end up sharing their
special day.
And so Friday as a day for that, would be better.
Even if I said to someone who wanted to sleep over, sure, on Friday,
and even if by Friday there were 4 of them, we could time share and all
sleep together and that would still be a better solution, than Michelle
sharing her special day, or the other girls.
It would be like a free day for me.
Thursday used to be my free day, but I gave it to Aly.
So now Friday is my free day.
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http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61815_Doutzen_Kroes__Eblin_Lingerie_Shoot_08_122_590lo.jpg
She is saying all the right things right there...
and the rest...
http://img134.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=61370_Doutzen_Kroes__Eblin_Lingerie_Shoot_02_122_394lo.jpg
http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61327_Doutzen_Kroes__Eblin_Lingerie_Shoot_01_122_380lo.jpg
http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61570_Doutzen_Kroes__Eblin_Lingerie_Shoot_07_122_366lo.jpg
http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61394_Doutzen_Kroes__Eblin_Lingerie_Shoot_03_122_461lo.jpg
Does it not seem like we have the same things in common?
Would she not fit in well with us? She appears to be on the same
wavelength.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=56727306&cdi=0
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=71131052&cdi=0
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22doutzen+kroes+and+her+boyfriend%22&btnG=Search
She, is passing my test. lol
http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/4169/2000730653252147526_rs.jpg
So if there is room in our week for another relationship, I might be
inclined to fill that with Doutzen.
And if Adriana could choose between me being in a relationship with
Doutzen, or with Selita,
well I am sure she would rather that I was sleeping with Doutzen, than
Selita.
Alessandra has a boyfriend, Ana has a boyfriend.
Yet they both want to sleep over.
And Ana is not really happy unless she sleeps over.
But she also needs her boyfriend.
Even though she signs me when she is with him, and that, she just wants
to have fun.
She is not really looking to me for true love I don't think.
She hasn't convinced me that that is what she wants at any rate.
Alessandra made me believe that a few times.
If I knew for sure she was no longer with Marcelo. who she went out
with for 5 years,
then I would be a much better boyfriend to her.
And maybe I just haven't taken the time to convince myself of that.
She has done a lot to try and convince me.
Going on Conan and this week, she does treat me like her boyfriend.
She orders me around like one anyways. lol
But I love her for that.
But Doutzen is just like us, so if I was going to have another
relationship,
then it would probably be with her.
I guess really I should include Ale in my list of serious relationships
because
we have been going out for some time and sleep together and well really
its just
me who is insecure in our relationship.
I don't think she has a boyfriend other than me anymore.
Unless she got one since Sept 17th.
http://groups.msn.com/TheAlessandraAmbrosioCommunity/alessandrafaqs.msnw
Well thats a relief.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22doutzen+kroes+and+her+boyfriend%22&btnG=Search
> She, is passing my test. lol
>
> http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/4169/2000730653252147526_rs.jpg
>
> So if there is room in our week for another relationship, I might be
> inclined to fill that with Doutzen.
> And if Adriana could choose between me being in a relationship with
> Doutzen, or with Selita,
> well I am sure she would rather that I was sleeping with Doutzen, than
> Selita.
I should show you the other half of that memo I got from Adriana,
because it was sort of funny.
I clipped the image, and just showed half of it, the one with the 4
water bottles,
http://www.imagedoll.com/show.php/1214_AdrianaBackstage002.jpg.html
because it had an unflattering picture of Oluchi, who sometimes acts as
her
communication officer, sitting there, sticking her belly out, like she
was pregnant.
As if to say, gee isn't Selita pregnant yet?
lol
You would have to walk forever, to find a girlfriend like Adriana, let
me tell you.
She is one of a kind.
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Yeah it was more like, she's pregnant already, can the other girls have
a turn now.
Anyways speaking of turns, we have a party to go to.
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The goddess Penelope...
http://img161.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60362_Pirelli_002_122_504lo.jpg
http://img18.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=59867_Pirelli_001_122_426lo.jpg
naughty naughty
http://img106.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59846_Pirelli_003_122_475lo.jpg
that would be me probably
http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59891_Pirelli_006_122_577lo.jpg
oh no, did I leave you horny again???
lol
Gorgeous pics Penelope.
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Touch~down...
Did she get the sweet finish last night?
No, it wouldn't be appropriate to give her the sweet finish on the
first night out because then you see it might seem like, wow, I never
knew it could be like this, and well then Adriana would be jelaous.
Oluchi got the sweet finish, but all the girls were amazing last night.
Hope you had fun ~girls.
I love you baby.
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Oluchi was really horny last night. She was hot, smokin hot baby, but
by giving
the sweet finish, to Adriana's friend Oluchi, I can say. I love you
Adriana,
and the other girls still get to have some fun. So then they won't be
jealous
of Adriana. Its the little things that make the difference in a
relationship.
And everyone, well not everyone, but a bunch of the girls, as many as I
could
manage, got to have lots of fun this week.
And the pictures from the event are amazing. So I have lots of new
images
to choose for my dayplanner, for when we go out.
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And Adriana and Alessandra were at the club, they did a bit of gogo
dancing,
and I wanted Miranda and Doutzen to sleep over, but then I thought well
I had better invite Adriana and Alessandra to sleep over as well, so I
did.
Doomella
*newbie* in this group thinks when he clicks on a thread called "Don
Rickles attends a function" and finds thousands of intimate posts
addressed to Victoria's Secret models.
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Well its like, when I go downtown, and if I'm carrying a little white
shopping bag, in my left hand, how do alll those girls, know to sign
me?
Or during the summer, how do allll those girls, know what this weeks
thing is,
know what the current signal is, and know all these things including
who I am???
Well I believe in angels, because there just isn't any other logical
explanation
for that.
So people know.
People pretend they don't know. Because its a secret.
But people know.
The talk shows, people get up there and sign away almost every day.
Now Craig Ferguson, is getting into the act....
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72590388&cdi=0
http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/8386/2001711724106654199_rs.jpg
What part of secret, do you not understand Craig?
lol
What would a Newbie think, tuning into Craig Ferguson for the first
time?
Hi ~Felicity
Hows that hubby the Shoveler treating you these days?
Lookin good baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
rick_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Doomella wrote:
> > Sorry for the interruption, Rick, but I sometimes wonder what a
> > *newbie* in this group thinks when he clicks on a thread called "Don
> > Rickles attends a function" and finds thousands of intimate posts
> > addressed to Victoria's Secret models.
>
> Well its like, when I go downtown, and if I'm carrying a little white
> shopping bag, in my left hand, how do alll those girls, know to sign
> me?
>
> Or during the summer, how do allll those girls, know what this weeks
> thing is,
> know what the current signal is, and know all these things including
> who I am???
>
> Well I believe in angels, because there just isn't any other logical
> explanation
> for that.
>
> So people know.
>
> People pretend they don't know. Because its a secret.
>
> But people know.
Here is one of my favorite moments from last summer, when the young
goddesses were coming down to the causeway, to play freeze frame,
you know a game we play with signing and then later at night on the S5
level, we do things. Sexy things. And they are usually accompanied
by family members, but you know it is for them, and then
on Tuesday they get a boatride on the S5 level.
So here is this young virgin, and she walks past a woman, and she looks
back, and she signs, nah, she doesn't want to double up with me,
so I will just smoke some pole and stuff, and he brother shivers...
Then her mom signs and says what??? To her brother.
And they are all signing like a second language, her mom is signing
like a supergoddess, and at the end, she is like, Mom!
lol
http://www.sendspace.com/file/4jy1jd
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rick_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Doomella wrote:
> > Sorry for the interruption, Rick, but I sometimes wonder what a
> > *newbie* in this group thinks when he clicks on a thread called "Don
> > Rickles attends a function" and finds thousands of intimate posts
> > addressed to Victoria's Secret models.
>
> Well its like, when I go downtown, and if I'm carrying a little white
> shopping bag, in my left hand, how do alll those girls, know to sign
> me?
>
> Or during the summer, how do allll those girls, know what this weeks
> thing is,
> know what the current signal is, and know all these things including
> who I am???
>
> Well I believe in angels, because there just isn't any other logical
> explanation
> for that.
>
> So people know.
>
> People pretend they don't know. Because its a secret.
>
> But people know.
>
> The talk shows, people get up there and sign away almost every day.
>
> Now Craig Ferguson, is getting into the act....
>
> http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72590388&cdi=0
But yes, the paparazzi might tell them what to say, or how to sign, if
they are trying
to help them get what they want.
Not everyone knows the language or is as in tune with the network,
as everyone else.
But then its not for everyone either.
Many people just don't have the ability to communicate on that level.
Maybe it lays dormant I don't know.
If you are a scientist, and you need something to fit into your
paradigm,
that doesn't include angels or fairies, then you can suppose, that once
upon a time, long long ago, when humans were sparse on the planet,
survival of species endowed us with some unique abilities to
communicate,
and just like moths and butterflies will fly thousands of miles, to
mate
in a dance at the tops of trees in the rain forest, men and women used
to venture far and wide, perhaps following a scent on the breeze,
but also, by suble communications, through the collective subconscious.
Its really simple. And natural.
It just comes more natural, for some people.
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So do the paparazzi, push the envelope, and try to get pictures, of
stars,
making it look like they want something, when in fact they don't
so they can sell the pictures?
Well they crash into Lindsay don't they?
And if they will do that, they probably do the other as well.
That is what I was concerned about Craig when I was talking to Ashley
at that
function. The opening of her movie Bug.
I need clear signals to avoid contravercy. Its a huge network of
people,
maybe 200 million, and I have to try and keep the thing positive and
fun.
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Here's a good friend of mine Rose, showing me her bum, so I will take
her to the club tonight.
Looking gorgeous baby.
There are 7 other images in the set, where she tells me what she wants
to do there basically.
Just in case I don't know, because I like to have a general idea what
she wants to do.
Here is Adriana, coming onto the runway, saying she wants to go to the
club,
with Alessandra, (she had been cosying up to Alessandra, and Alessandra
was also signing and asking for the sweet finish, and had said she
wanted to sleep over that night, and showed her thigh with a sign, that
says she wanted me to sleep on that leg, so I would know even where she
wanted to sleep on the bed)
Anyways Adriana comes onto the runway, points to a place which would be
beside the stage,
that is where Adriana and Alessandra want to sit, when they get to the
club, and they want to watch the pole dancing, and she points at the
ground on the would be stage.
So she says one, (meaning she doesn't want to double up with
Alessandra, you know have sex with her, they want to watch the pole
dancing virgins)
http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/5167/2005896228889300453_rs.jpg
and then she points beside the stage and at the spot where the pole
dancers would be.
http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/6725/2005466895183415021_rs.jpg
And that is part of the signalling from feeze frame as well, where they
tell
me what they want to do, and then point.
Sometimes they point at the boats on the causeway, or at the hotel,
or whatever. Even the ground at their feet to say, right here baby,
lets get it on.
Anyways its all in good fun.
And thats not the same as what the girls do in candids, but sometimes
they are that proficient. Adriana is a proficient communicator.
But we still need to communicate effectively between us, even her and
I,
and 9 times out of 10, I already know what she wants, how she feels
that day,
and etc.
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And yes I still get it wrong sometimes.
That is why we have things.
Like we have the Tuesday boatride, with hottubbing.
Ok, so people know what that is about, those who are in our network, so
no need asking to go for a boatride, if you don't want to do what we do
on the boat.
And then we have the club, a place where we go dancing, and have fun,
with the virgins.
And people know what we do there, and they shouldn't ask to go there,
if they don't want to do what we do there.
And then we go to France, and play in the movie Innocence.
Shouldn't go there if you don't like fairies.
And we go to Germany, and we have fun, in a large room in a castle.
And people know what we do there, and again, if they want to do that,
we have signals for that.
And on it goes, to reduce the miscommunication yet provide interesting
things
to do.
We have a huge air ship. Like a cruiseliner in the sky.
We have 2 DeLoreans, like from Back to the Future, one which just sits
parked most of the time in the airship.
We have a magic doubledecker flying DeLorean bus, with hottub and
compartments,
for trips to Africa.
And we even have an old steam train, form the 1890's that occasionally
we go on
for a ride, in costumes from that era.
So we have lots of fun things to do.
Plus we play freeze frame on the Causeway, where a whole bunch of
people
from our network, come here in the summer, and sign each other
as they walk around, and I film it, and then that week, we do those
things
they want to do, and I put people together who signed each other, and
we
have parties.
And also the paparazzi, take candids of people in Hollywood, and they
can be included.
And photohouses take pictuires of models, and they can sign even on the
runway.
And then women go to functions and charities, and get their pictures
taken
and sign for inclusion in whatever on whatever day.
Plus the talk shows, bring girls on, and they can sometimes sign,
if they are not getting exposure through candids or functions,
or if they want to just sign to gab about stuff.
And in that way, we try to spread out the fun, to share the fun, with
the largest
group of people in our network, and to try to make it easy for them to
feel part of that community.
And it is fun, people love it, and it gives them something interesting
to think about.
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But probably, what I should do, is streamline it a bit more,
so that if they want to do one sort of thing, wel we do that in
Germany.
If they want to do a different sort of thing, then we do that in
France.
And then we have clothing signals and signs, for France and Germany.
What ends up happenning often, is that everywhere we go, we do the same
things, in different scenery, because we like to do those things.
We have that in common.
So I will give that some thought, to make allowances for people who
don't
want this, and who don't want that, so that what they want, will
be available, in a location, and they can just ask for that location,
by clothing signals and hand signs, and what they will do there,
is what they wanted, because we always do that there.
But then does that become boring?
The second time I do it, it becomes a bore.
And often they want to do it a hundred times in a row,
as I go through everyone who wants to do that thing in that location.
So it becomes work, not play.
So well, what we eventually ended up doing, was saying hey,
its not for everyone, this is what we like, don't join the golf club,
if you don't like to play golf.
Don't buy spagettios, if you don't like pasta, don't climb mount
everest
if you are afraid of heights, don't try to swim the English Channel if
you
can't swim, don't go to Disneyland, if you don't like crowds don't
go to the opera, if you don't like opera music. You are going to get
nowhere,
asking them, to play melancholy baby.
You will get nowhere at the opera, asking them if they know anything by
Brittany Spears and would they please play something we can dance to.
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So then whats the point of signing and isn't 'up' sufficient?
Largely yes, if you want what everyone else is having.
But for instance at the club, do you want to go go dance, watch the
pole dancing,
be a pole dancer, go to the V.I.P. room, sit where I usually sit and do
what we do there,
do you want to fool around with the waitresses? The virgins?
Which one?
Do you want to bring someone?
Do you want to sleep over after?
Should I meet you there or pick you up in the DeLorean, so we can fool
around in the car
on the way there, where it is more private.
Do you want me to bring someone to sit beside you in the car, to stroke
your hair,
and say nice things to you, while you sit on my lap, somone who thinks
you're hot.
So you see within what we do as a group, we discuss what we want to do
that night.
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And there is always a bit of contravery going n in Hollywood, you know
Hollywood is a contravercial place, tabloids make their living making
it so,
and so I try to avoid that when it comes up so as to not drag the
rest of the 200 million of us, into some petty shenanigans.
4 or 5 people in the tabloids, looks like multitude doesn't it?
Until you just don't look at the tabloids.
Then its 4 or 5 people in candids.
And so I just don't look at their candids.
And instead I watch the larger group and we just carry on having as
much
fun as we can.
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MMmmm I'm lovin that cleavage Renee. When you get back from South
Africa
I will invite you to the club and you can jiggle them for me in the
V.I.P room baby.
(Thats if you are still in South Africa)
Nice goddess transformation...
http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/7242/2003413880227886231_rs.jpg
http://www.imagedoll.com/show.php/1226_ReneeOlsteadC551lo.jpg.html
I love you baby.
rick_...@hotmail.com
ever come to an end?
Well I finally came up with a good solution, that I would if I was
wondering if a woman wanted to have sex with me, or just wanted
virgins, I would have sex with them, without the virgins.
Simple.
http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/4836/2004099906179038343_rs.jpg
And that got resolved right away.
lol
And me and Lindsay, just friends, and me and several other people just
friends,
so that we can have some end, to the contravercies that affect the fun.
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And well you can say well doesn't it affect the 200 million people and
what they will ask for, when some of them read that, or aren't they
manipulated by that?
And you can say well aren't they also subject to TV shows and can't
that 200 million
be manipulated by that, in a positive or negative way.
And sure, but these 200 million are not your average 200 million and
they are no easily fooled or manipulated.
And we get interference on the causeway, from insiders, you know,
people from our own network, and various other people, for whatever
reason, who try to get in the way of the camera, or try to do silly
things to interfere, and we just filter that stuff out, and carry on.
Here is another video, from last summer, where this girl comes down to
the causeway,
and there had been a lot of interference down there the previous
weekend, men mostly
sitting beside the girls making faces and trying to spoil the videos
and silly stuff
like that.
"Its like, we have the fort surrounded." You know in the movies, the
old Indian trick
where they hide in the bushes and they make lots of noise to fool them
into thinking they are the calvary. They are there rattling cans and
stuff.
Well for us, they think they have us surrounded, and we can look, and
see the three or four guys there rattling their cans. Thats like people
see the manipulation, and they say,
uh huh, they are trying to manipulate us again.
So this girl sees a guy with a video camera, and she is not sure if he
is a disruptor
or not, but she knows it isn't me, so she says, do you want to take my
picture?
Then she signs the camera for pole smoking. lol
And then she carries on, and signs for what she came down there for,
snuggling. And on the causeway, everyone knows, the 'may contain nuts'
rule applies.
And the signals are basically the same as elsewhere, except for the
limp wrist
usually means someone there. They don't want to double up with that
person.
Who may be in the frame or outside of it. They have seen someone off to
the side
and I may not have caught that with the camera etc.
Because freeze frame, is about choosing a partner to double up with
usually
when we are playing it, on the causeway.
There is only that, or me. And they can sign for either.
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Yes they have us totally surrounded, there is a guy down there with a
tin can, and he is beating on it with a stick.
You just can't see him, because of the crowds of people who are there.
http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/5114/2005417905179038820_rs.jpg
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This guy, really liked the whale watching boat.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/l0u3jh
He likes it a lot. He wants one.
Or he was signing for his girlfriend.
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> > > usually
> > > when we are playing it, on the causeway.
> > > There is only that, or me. And they can sign for either.
> > >
> > > http://www.sendspace.com/file/drrjzj
> >
> > Yes they have us totally surrounded, there is a guy down there with a
> > tin can, and he is beating on it with a stick.
> > You just can't see him, because of the crowds of people who are there.
> > http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/5114/2005417905179038820_rs.jpg
>
> This guy, really liked the whale watching boat.
> http://www.sendspace.com/file/l0u3jh
> He likes it a lot. He wants one.
>
> Or he was signing for his girlfriend.
Since we are not playing freeze frame on the causeway today
I thought I would post a few videos.
This was just a nice Saturday in September.
I posted it a while back so some may have seen it already.
It is a little larger than usual.
Usually I try to keep the videos to about 10 or 12 MB
this one is 33 MB.
There is some signing in it, but I wasn't showcasing the signing
as much as just some of the atmosphere.
Some of the signing in it, is subtle, and what was current mostly
at that time. Its like, as long as the message is understood.
That sort of thing.
As opposed to in the summer, in the heart of tourist season,
when a more standard language is used, because people come
from all over everywhere.
And is it gossip for those who like things on topic?
Oh sure, they are famous violinists, Russian supermodels,
figure skating champions from (how do you spell Czeckoslovakia?)
you get the idea.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/x1q6qy
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This is one of my favorites. A supergoddess, because I like
supergoddesses a lot, and you can see that we understand each other,
because when she signs me, she is not
signing for the two women in the foreground, she is signing me, for
someone else
that she passed in the last few minutes.
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and here is a typical summer day on the Causeway, just some scenery,
during the Dragonboat Festival.
Every weekend pretty much there is some sort of celebration, with
Symphony Splash, where the symphony plays on a barge in the harbor,
(That is what that large crowd was there for in that previous
photograph),
with larger festivities on long weekends, and we play freeze frame
every
weekend unless it rains, but it rarely does, because the summer is
the dry season, and we have months of no rain in the summer.
And you will get hundreds of people in a group from Asia at a time
as well, come as tourists, and want to play freeze frame too.
Anyways here is the Dragonboat Festival...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8xtast
And I have seen a hundred, Asian girls, all coming at me, on the
sidewalk
signing and laughing.
I will see if I can find one of those pictures to show you.
rick_...@hotmail.com
Oh I can't find it right now, because I have like 50,000 images in a
database
from last summer.
And what I do, is I go down there for an hour, maybe 2, and the girls
who are playing
go down to the causeway or are tourists, and they walk the causeway,
and when I see someone who is playing and I can usually tell in a few
seconds
if they are or not, then I put the camera on them, and watch them for a
bit as
they pass people, and see if the people they pass respond, and if they
sign each other.
Maybe 20 seconds of film until they connect, then I wait until the next
ones,
and maybe I have 30 minutes of tape, (simple SONY digital cam corder)
for
that day, then I play the tape, on my computer, and capture a frame as
a photograph,
every second or so, and store those images in the database.
So I can look at the film, by looking at the frames, the freeze frames,
and see what people wanted to do.
Because it all happens, too quickly, to see the whole scene.
There are sometimes 20 people walking past each other signing each
other,
all playing and so then at the end of the day I try and figure it out.
And see what they wanted to do.
The paparazzi have cameras I guess, big cameras that they put in the
stars face
almost in a circle around them, and well I don't do that. I don't need
huge
high quality images that you could wallpaper a wall with, like the ones
they take.
I just need to be able to see their fingers clearly so they can sign me
clearly.
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http://www.sendspace.com/file/b59zy7
Yoga girls are part of our paradigm as you know...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/okytqz
In this one, this woman who makes circles over the young girls head,
she is not just a passerby picking her virgin, she is the girl's mom,
saying this one, for the boatride, on Tuesday. She points to where
the boats are.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/u0ulns