Tom Cruise in His Wedding Photos
CG
an unusually sour disposition, but they had to prop him up so he wouldn't
look so petite, lol! Seriously, I don't recall seeing worse celebrity
wedding photos.
CG
Doomella
I agree, though I'm still a little torn about which one merits First
Place:
camille
Supposedly he got really overweight and they had to shoehorn him into
the tux. The few photos I've seen of him, his body is hidden. Have you
sen any full body shots?
f5
"Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Uh. Urgh. That one wins, hands down.
Buttercup
Doomella wrote:
>> > CG
>
> I agree, though I'm still a little torn about which one merits First
> Place:
>
> http://www.skullgame.com/images/liza_minelli_wedding.jpg<<<<
AKA Freak Show!
JFlexer
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No, but the weight-gain is clearly visible in his face.
Let's not forget, even though he's marrying a young woman, Ooze is a
middle-aged man... A certain amount of weight-gain is par for the course...
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-J
** Keeper of Bette Midler and Betty Buckley **
"Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes!"
CliffB
You know it was doomed when MJ was the one who introduced her to Gest.
Nuff said.
CliffB
JFlexer wrote:
> "camille" <lin...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:1165866009.3...@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > CG wrote:
> >> Keep seeing these. He looks awful. Not only a bad haircut for a wedding
> >> and
> >> an unusually sour disposition, but they had to prop him up so he wouldn't
> >> look so petite, lol! Seriously, I don't recall seeing worse celebrity
> >> wedding photos.
> >>
> >> CG
> >
> > Supposedly he got really overweight and they had to shoehorn him into
> > the tux. The few photos I've seen of him, his body is hidden. Have you
> > sen any full body shots?
>
> No, but the weight-gain is clearly visible in his face.
>
> Let's not forget, even though he's marrying a young woman, Ooze is a
> middle-aged man... A certain amount of weight-gain is par for the course...
>
> --
> -J
As I mentioned a few months ago - to the consternation, denial and
scorn of some Cruise acolytes here, who then insisted he was fit as a
fiddle - the guy's got man-boobs. That vest in the photos ends up kind
of like a girdle-bustier thing.
eggs
"JFlexer" <jf0962...@fbuster.yahoo.com> wrote:
> "camille" <lin...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:1165866009.3...@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > CG wrote:
> >> Keep seeing these. He looks awful. Not only a bad haircut for a wedding
> >> and
> >> an unusually sour disposition, but they had to prop him up so he wouldn't
> >> look so petite, lol! Seriously, I don't recall seeing worse celebrity
> >> wedding photos.
> >>
> >> CG
> >
> > Supposedly he got really overweight and they had to shoehorn him into
> > the tux. The few photos I've seen of him, his body is hidden. Have you
> > sen any full body shots?
>
> No, but the weight-gain is clearly visible in his face.
>
> Let's not forget, even though he's marrying a young woman, Ooze is a
> middle-aged man... A certain amount of weight-gain is par for the course...
If a man dyes his hair, wears high heeled shoes and gets his eyebrows
plucked, why would anyone be surprised to find out that he also wears a
corset? I'm sure he tells Katie it's a Kevlar vest in case of sniper
activity ... and she's dumb enough to believe him.
eggs.
Roofshadow
eggs <segg...@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote:
What makes you think she ever gets to see whatever he has on under his
clothing??
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AUK FNG
Buttercup
Roofshadow wrote:
>>
> What makes you think she ever gets to see whatever he has on under his
> clothing??
>
>
That strange dazed and confused look in her eyes all of the time is a
good clue!
Roofshadow
"Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com> wrote:
I thought that was from the tranqs they grind up and put in her food.
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CliffB
explorer wrote:
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> "Alan Moorman" <amoo...@visi.com> wrote in message
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> > On 11 Dec 2006 11:40:10 -0800, "camille"
> > get him into his wedding suit!!
> >
> > It is also said that she had her knees bent to make her
> > shorter for the wedding picture. His legs were OBVIOUSLY
> > not bent -- him being naturally taller than Katy, of course!
> >
> > LOL!
> >
> >
>
> Don't forget the severe unnatural slope of the foot that proved he was
> wearing heels and lifts.
So I see they had an "A-list" reception last weekend in L.A. for all
those who couldn't wouldn't or merely didn't make it over to Italy. I
wonder what spectacle Tom-Kate acted out for them. Maybe he french
kissed her Adam's apple for 6 straight minutes.
mc
Dear god that's just wrong. LOL
mc
SyVyN11
"CliffB" <fl...@gosympatico.ca> wrote in message
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all they had to do is tell him that Kate (not katie anymore) had a dick in
her throat.
>
Claire
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>
LOL!
eggs
<Roofshadow2004-F92...@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Roofshadow <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote:
Actually, I see her in some sort of D/s relationship with him whereby
she does whatever he asks her whenever he asks it.
eggs.
JFlexer
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more likely: A Kevlar Vest to protect him from evil, wandering thetans...
JFlexer
...Making her some sort of modern Stepford Wife?
Roofshadow
eggs <segg...@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote:
Sure - but it doesn't have anything to do with SEX.
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Buttercup
Roofshadow wrote:
>>
> I thought that was from the tranqs they grind up and put in her food.
>
> --
><<<<<<<<<<<<<
Well that and also being made to eat a live chicken in the CO$.
Roofshadow
"Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com> wrote:
I hope you're joking.
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Buttercup
Good Heavens!!! Every body knows the CO$ drill by now!
Brand new Nikes - eat a live chicken - catch the comet!
Doomella
Roofshadow wrote:
> In article <1165952622....@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Roofshadow wrote:
> > >>
> > > I thought that was from the tranqs they grind up and put in her food.
> >
>
> I hope you're joking.
You know, I didn't even flinch when I read that (not that I'd probably
know how to *flinch* if my life depended on it..wtf?). The live
chicken thing sounds a little more Santeria than Scientology, but what
do I know? If this is a rite of passage into the cult, my heart goes
out to any chicken whose last vision was that of Tom Cruise's blinding,
rodentlike supersized choppers agape and making their way towards my
feathered neck.
Roofshadow
"Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
This poast is approved!!
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Roofshadow
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Agent Smith
@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:
> Why does half the world pretend he's not gay?
Stop hitting that button!
Duke
Agent Smith wrote:
>
> Stop hitting that button!
Sorry about that. The Scientologists made me do it! In order to
discredit me!
eggs
<Roofshadow2004-40C...@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Roofshadow <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote:
> eggs <segg...@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote:
> > Roofshadow <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > What makes you think she ever gets to see whatever he has on under his
> > > clothing??
> >
> > Actually, I see her in some sort of D/s relationship with him whereby
> > she does whatever he asks her whenever he asks it.
>
> Sure - but it doesn't have anything to do with SEX.
Totally agree.
eggs.
eggs
"JFlexer" <jf0962...@fbuster.yahoo.com> wrote:
> "eggs" <segg...@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:seggleto-73E578...@news-vip.optusnet.com.au...
> > In article
> > <Roofshadow2004-F92...@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
> > Roofshadow <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <seggleto-5D94BD...@news-vip.optusnet.com.au>,
> >> eggs <segg...@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> > If a man dyes his hair, wears high heeled shoes and gets his eyebrows
> >> > plucked, why would anyone be surprised to find out that he also wears a
> >> > corset? I'm sure he tells Katie it's a Kevlar vest in case of sniper
> >> > activity ... and she's dumb enough to believe him.
> >>
> >> What makes you think she ever gets to see whatever he has on under his
> >> clothing??
> >
> > Actually, I see her in some sort of D/s relationship with him whereby
> > she does whatever he asks her whenever he asks it.
> >
> > eggs.
>
> ...Making her some sort of modern Stepford Wife?
No, this is actually more interesting. The Stepford Wives were turned
into robots against their will, Katie OTOH, actively chose this life for
herself. She doesn't act like his robot because he MAKES her, she acts
like his robot because she WANTS to. We might all feel sorry for her,
but I suspect she's still loving it.
eggs.
Duke
>
> No, this is actually more interesting. The Stepford Wives were turned
> into robots against their will, Katie OTOH, actively chose this life for
> herself. She doesn't act like his robot because he MAKES her, she acts
> like his robot because she WANTS to. We might all feel sorry for her,
> but I suspect she's still loving it.
>
She didn't go to Hollywood to be anonymous. This is more fame than she
would have ever gotten on her own merits. Great Success! as Borat would
say.
nospamjustrl...@yahoo.com
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JFlexer
skills...
(psst... carriage return is your friend...)
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-J
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mc
JFlexer wrote:
>
> (psst... carriage return is your friend...)
Ha, carriage return...that takes me back.
mc
Lily
.. and she's dumb enough to believe him. >>
more likely: A Kevlar Vest to protect him from evil, wandering
thetans... >>
Or thespians.
Lily