What's on TV Tues. 01/13
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THE TRACY MORGAN SHOW
8:00 PM -NBC-
Pastor takes advantage of Tracy's offer of free repairs.
8 SIMPLE RULES
8:00 PM -ABC-
David Spade ("Just Shoot Me") returns to network TV tonight as Cate's (Katey
Sagal) irresponsible nephew C.J. -- who turns the household completely
upside-down when he comes to pay his respects to Paul. While he might mean
well, C.J. can't seem to stay out of trouble. First, he gives some dubious
advice to Rory (Martin Spanjers) about how to kiss a girl. Next, he takes the
blame when Kerry (Amy Davidson) -- who's only got her learner's permit -- dents
Cate's car while driving Bridget (Kaley Cuoco) on a late-night errand.
ONE ONE ONE
8:00 PM -UPN-
Flex's TV job is in jeopardy after he fouls up an interview with R&B artist
Anthony Hamilton.
THE SIMPLE LIFE REUNION
8:00 PM -FOX-
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie return to Altus, Ark., to reunite with the
Ledings and townsfolk.
NAVY NCIS
8:00 PM -CBS-
A CIA satellite specialist observes a murder while spying on a nude female
sunbather.
NOVA
8:00 PM -PBS-
Submarines, Secrets, and Spies Submarine accidents occur during Cold War spy
missions.
BROKEN ARROW
8:00 PM -F/X-
An Air Force pilot threatens the West with warheads.
NOTHING TO LOSE
8:00 PM -TBS-
A dispirited white ad executive teams up with a black car-jacker for a crime
spree.
DEEP SEA DETECTIVES
8:00 PM -HIS-
Art treasures go down with a merchant vessel off Europe in 1771.
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
8:00 PM -WB-
The secret agent travels back in time to the 1960s to rescue his stolen mojo
from Dr. Evil.
LIVE AND LET DIE
8:00 PM -AMC-
Agent 007 charms a tarot reader in Jamaica on the voodoo/heroin trail of a Mr.
Big.
THE NEW DETECTIVES: CASE STUDIES IN FORENSIC SCIENCE
8:00 PM -DSC-
A rare technique to lift fingerprints off the victim's body helps to solve a
murder case.
BIOGRAPHY
8:00 PM -A&E-
Player Pete Rose puts himself in situations that tarnish his legacy in
baseball.
HOUSESITTER
8:00 PM -FAM-
An architect has a girlfriend who won't move into his house and a dizzy woman
who won't move out.
MEGA MACHINES
8:00 PM -TLC-
A tunnel-carving machine can hammer and claw its way through nearly 15 feet of
solid rock a day.
BEYOND BELIEF: FACT OR FICTION?
8:00 PM -SCIFI-
Portrait painter heals sufferers; a dead son visits a talk-show host; teens
visit a morgue.
CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN
8:00 PM - Bravo
At press time, the fifth and last semifinal "Celebrity Poker Showdown" had not
yet aired. What we do know is that Paul Rudd ("Friends"), Nicole Sullivan ("The
King of Queens"), Richard Schiff ("The West Wing") and Willie Garson ("Sex and
the City") will be joining last week's winner for a game of No Limit Texas Hold
'Em. Tonight's champ gets to take a hefty $100,000 check to his or her chosen
charity -- but the rest of the players are far from losers. Everyone gets some
greenbacks to donate, which means each charity comes out the victor. Pop up
some corn, fire up a stogie (if you like that sort of thing) and enjoy. I know
I will.
ALL OF US
8:30 PM -UPN-
Catering is busy when Bobby starts acting out, forcing Neesee to balance that
with Bobby's needs.
I'M WITH HER
8:30 PM -ABC-
While on a movie set, Patrick inadvertently talks a young actress into quitting
the business.
WHOOPI
8:30 PM -NBC-
Mavis' (Whoopi Goldberg) poker buddies want to fly down to the Bahamas for some
fun -- but poor Mavis is scared of flying and refuses to go. Rita (Elizabeth
Regen) tries to be helpful by taking Mavis to a flight simulator, and the pair
share some straight talk during a decidedly white-knuckle "trip."
FINAL DESTINATION
9:00 PM -USA-
A teen and his friends try to thwart death.
FRASIER
9:00 PM -NBC-
Frasier takes in Ann; Niles tries to stop a portrait from being published.
ACCORDING TO JIM
9:00 PM -ABC-
Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her
expensive jewelry. (Repeat)
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
9:00 PM -UPN-
This reality show is literally a television equivalent to a supermodel. Instead
of calling this the "second season," the producers have haughtily dubbed it
"Cycle 2." And I suppose a repeat will now be called a "duplicate installment"?
Anyhoo, Tyra Banks is back with another posse of wanna-be catwalkers -- and
from what I hear, the gloves are off. In the premiere episode, Tyra immediately
throws the 12 ladies into a fashion show for Marines. Later, a hopeful
oversleeps for her first photo shoot -- and the other ladies just leave her
butt behind. Nice. In other news, one gal is forced off the set of a nude photo
shoot.
24
9:00 PM -FOX-
Day 3: 10:00PM - 11:00PM: With Jack (Kiefer Sutherland) still undercover, the
Salazars (Vincent Laresca and Joaquim de Almeida) interrogate Chase (James
Badge Dale) about CTU's plans to seize the billion-dollar virus. Meanwhile,
President Palmer (Dennis Haybert) turns to a surprising source for help in
keeping Wayne (D.B. Woodside) on his staff.
THE GUARDIAN
9:00 PM -CBS-
Nick (Simon Baker) confesses to Lulu (Wendy Moniz) that he's been having an
affair with Suzanne (Angela Featherstone), so Lulu moves out -- sending Nick
right back into drug use. While on a self-induced high, he imagines himself at
drug rehab, where he encounters a counselor dying of cancer.
AMERICAN EXPERIENCE
9:00 PM -PBS-
Part 2 of 2: Reconstruction: The Second Civil War: Retreat Reconstruction after
the Civil War.
LARRY KING LIVE
9:00 PM -CNN-
Integrative medicine expert and best-selling author Dr. Andrew Weil joins Larry
to discuss which foods can maximize your health.
TACTICAL TO PRACTICAL
9:00 PM -HIS-
Included: military aircraft adapted for civilian use. Also: animals used by the
military.
WHEN HE DIDN'T COME HOME
9:00 PM -LIFE-
A woman seeks her missing 26-year-old son. Inspired by actual events.
COVERT ACTION
9:00 PM -DSC-
Tapes of a political dissident's conversations reveal that he is a procurer of
small arms.
COLD CASE FILES
9:00 PM -A&E-
Forensic clay modeling is used in a murder case. Also: the case of killer John
Veysey III, who was convicted in 2001 of murdering his first wife in 1995 and
trying to murder his second wife and son in 1998.
THE SUMMER MY FATHER GREW UP
9:00 PM -HALL-
A divorced doctor with a second wife finally learns how his 11-year-old son
feels about it.
RIDES
9:00 PM -TLC-
A designer and hot-rod builder turns a 1976 Mustang into a muscle car.
RETROACTIVE
9:00 PM -SCIFI-
A psychologist fleeing a killer goes back in time.
JOHN RATZENBERGER'S MADE IN AMERICA
9:00 PM - Travel Channel
John Ratzenberger -- known mainly for his turn as Cliff Clavin, the lovable
king of useless info on NBC's "Cheers" -- hosts this weekly look at famous
American pop culture icons. Tonight, he heads to the Louisville Slugger Factory
and Museum and checks out the Oscar Mayer weiner factory.
LESS THAN PERFECT
9:30 PM -ABC-
Claude's clout gets Carl hired on the spot as the new cafeteria manager.
(Repeat)
HAPPY FAMILY
9:30 PM -NBC-
Insecure Sara vexes Annie, who bonds with Alex on a shopping spree; freeloading
Tim riles Peter, who lays down the law with household rules that his son
promptly breaks. Which leaves dad “no choice but to punish you.”
LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
10:00 PM -NBC-
Two Arab-American women are raped and murdered.
LINE OF FIRE
10:00 PM -ABC-
Lisa investigates corrupt police officers on the force; Amiel busts a robber at
a bathhouse.
JUDGING AMY
10:00 PM -CBS-
Amy oversees a case being prosecuted by David McClaren.
THE SHIELD
10:00 PM -F/X-
Vic helps cover up a hit-and-run; gunrunner; double homicide.
TANGO & CASH
10:00 PM -TBS-
Framed, rival L.A. policemen must work together.
MODERN MARVELS
10:00 PM -HIS-
High-tech tools disperse angry crowds and take down criminals without harming
bystanders.
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II
10:00 PM -AMC-
Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker and his girlfriend hauling a
pregnant elephant to Dallas.
MYTHBUSTERS
10:00 PM -DSC-
Urban legends are investigated.
THE REAL WORLD: SAN DIEGO
10:00 PM -MTV-
JUNKYARD MEGA-WARS
10:00 PM -TLC-
Crews build sand speeders capable of negotiating a slalom course on a steep
desert dune.
GROUND FORCE: AMERICA
10:00 PM - BBC America
In this repeat from the inaugural season of "Ground Force: America," a
Sarasota, Fla., man thinks his wife -- a busy nurse -- deserves a garden
makeover. Enter Charlie, Tommy and the rest of the crew, primed and ready to
answer flora-related prayers. A new episode, from New Orleans, airs in
February.
THE REAL WORLD: SAN DIEGO
10:30 PM -MTV-
11:00 PM
THE DAILY SHOW -COM-
Cathy Weitz! Plus "Produce Pete."
11:35 P.M.
JAY LENO -NBC-
Mogul Donald Trump (``The Apprentice''); actress Scarlett Johansson; Dave
Matthews Band performs.
DAVID LETTERMAN -CBS-
Actor Jeff Daniels; New York Knicks president Isiah Thomas; the Shins perform.
12:05 A.M.
JIMMY KIMMEL -ABC-
Guest co-host Enrique Iglesias; actor Tony Shalouob.
12:35 A.M.
CONAN O'BRIEN -NBC-
Tyra Banks; actor Andy Serkis.
CRAIG KILBORN -CBS-
Actress Mandy Moore; director Joseph Kahn; comic Tom Kenny.
1:35 A.M.
LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY -NBC-
Bill Maher, Howie Day.
HOWARD STERN -E!-
11 p.m.: Donald Trump, The Apprentice
11:30 p.m.: Porn trip giveaway
2 a.m.: Playboy college girl evaluation
2:30 a.m.: Extreme fan challenge
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