Did Sylvester Stallone start that urban myth about Richard Gere and a gerbil?
PUSSS...@aol.com
Did Sylvester Stallone start that bizarre urban myth about Richard Gere
and a gerbil?
The "Rocky" star says Gere thinks he does. As Stallone tells it, he
and Gere had a falling-out on the set of the 1974 flick "The Lords of
Flatbush."
According to Stallone, Gere was supposed to have the role played by
Perry King, but he and Gere "never hit it off" and Rocky got so mad
at Gere that he elbowed him in the head over a greasy chicken.
"[Gere] would strut around in his oversized motorcycle jacket like he
was the baddest knight at the round table," Stallone told
AintItCoolNews.com.
He says that one time during a fight scene things got a little too
real, and at another point, things got physical during a lunch when
Stallone went into a Toyota to eat lunch.
"I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered
in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper,"
said Stallone. "I said, 'That thing is going to drip all over the
place.' He said, 'Don't worry about it.' I said, 'If it gets
on my pants you're gonna know about it.' He proceeds to bite into
the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I
elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the
car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us
had to stay."
Gere's spokesman wasn't available for comment, but according to
Stallone: "Richard was given his walking papers and to this day
seriously dislikes me. He even thinks I'm the individual responsible
for the gerbil rumor. Not true, but that's the rumor."
Agent Smith
16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:
> According to Stallone: "Richard was given his walking papers and
> to this day seriously dislikes me."
Maybe Stallone isn't so bad after all.
FragileWarrior
> Did Sylvester Stallone start that bizarre urban myth about Richard Gere
> and a gerbil?
>
> The "Rocky" star says Gere thinks he does. As Stallone tells it, he
> and Gere had a falling-out on the set of the 1974 flick "The Lords of
> Flatbush."
So does that mean that Gere started the Stallone "Cradle ze balls!" story?
Alic...@gmail.com
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then who started the Rod Stewart belly
fulla man-juice rumour?
i hung out with Sly once for a few hours
not a bad dude at all ....ok sense of humor
and not all that self-centered i gave him
a 7.5
Buttercup
Agent Smith wrote:
>> Maybe Stallone isn't so bad after all.<<<<<<<<
I think Stallone is an ape. Every time I think of him I remember that
his domestic employees are not allowed to look or stare at him. Well,
who in the hell wants to look at the aging big puffy baffoon now.
SyVyN11
<PUSSS...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> By Jeannette Walls/MSNBC
> Did Sylvester Stallone start that bizarre urban myth about Richard Gere
> and a gerbil?
>
i saw it on family guy.
Buttercup
PUSSS...@aol.com wrote:
> By Jeannette Walls/MSNBC
> Did Sylvester Stallone start that bizarre urban myth about Richard Gere
> and a gerbil?
>
Can someone enlighten me about the gerbil?
FragileWarrior
news:1165947665.5...@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:
Never saw South Park, eh?
Zeb Quinn
> Can someone enlighten me about the gerbil?
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm
SyVyN11
"Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com> wrote in message
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The legend is that Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass and it got stuck and had
to go to a doctor.
aren't you glad you asked now?
>
Agent Smith
@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:
Sure, but it's funny watching apes fight with monkeys.
Buttercup
Agent Smith wrote:
>
> Sure, but it's funny watching apes fight with monkeys.<<<<<<<
Would those be flying monkeys?
< caught me missing princess pink>
Agent Smith
@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
> Agent Smith wrote:
>>
>> Sure, but it's funny watching apes fight with monkeys.<<<<<<<
>
> Would those be flying monkeys?
The ones that fly out of people's *butts*.
Buttercup
They fly only after they've mated with the gerbils.
Would their offspring be called Bonkeys or Merbils?
Agent Smith
news:1165969214....@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com:
How does "monkey" + "gerbil" = "bonkey"?
Buttercup
Agent Smith wrote:
>> > Would their offspring be called Bonkeys or Merbils?
>
> How does "monkey" + "gerbil" = "bonkey"?<<<<<
Pardon me! WTF was I thinking? <slapping forhead>.
Gonkey? Pronounced like Junkie!
Agent Smith
@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:
And the funny thing is, "bonkey" was really quite a hoot. Reminds me of
the sound effect you used to hear whenever the Three Shooges would hit each
other over the head. "Merbil" sounds like the first name of the
milquetoast whose last name is "Poindexter." Or his wife.
Font of All Important Info
felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
shouldn't the gerbil have gone to a vet? ;-)
>aren't you glad you asked now?
urban legendz R fun!
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
SyVyN11
"Font of All Important Info" <dez...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 14:23:19 -0500, "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com>
> felt compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>
>>
>>"Buttercup" <Butterc...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>news:1165947665.5...@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>> PUSSS...@aol.com wrote:
>>>> By Jeannette Walls/MSNBC
>>>> Did Sylvester Stallone start that bizarre urban myth about Richard Gere
>>>> and a gerbil?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Can someone enlighten me about the gerbil?
>>
>>The legend is that Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass and it got stuck and had
>>to go to a doctor.
>
> shouldn't the gerbil have gone to a vet? ;-)
>
>>aren't you glad you asked now?
>
> urban legendz R fun!
It launches a thousand jokes.
Why did Richard Gere wrap the gerbil in electrical tape?
SO IT WOULDN'T EXPLODE WHEN HE FUCKED IT!!!
The bob and tom show has a skit where they advertise the 'richard gere
gerbil habitat'. And yes, it is bad as it sounds.
moor...@yahoo.com
SyVyN11 wrote:
>
> It launches a thousand jokes.
>
> Why did Richard Gere wrap the gerbil in electrical tape?
>
> SO IT WOULDN'T EXPLODE WHEN HE FUCKED IT!!!
Yeah, the first time I heard the gerbil story, the guy told me about it
in a very roundabout way ("uses a gerbil instead of having anal sex")
and I thought he was saying that the gerbil was the fuckee. I kept
saying in a puzzled manner, "It's not that I'm so shocked, I just don't
think it would work," until we finally got it straight.
Eliza
SyVyN11
<moor...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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In a recent 'family guy' Peter was at Richard Gere's easter egg hunt. Gere
asked peter where the egg was, Peter kept saying 'in your ass', while it was
on the ground in front of their feet. Kept saying it until a gerbil came
out of his ass and took the egg back up Gere's ass.
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