Re: Dan Abrams shares Hamptons Pussy Palace with Dave Zinczenko

[thelonge...@aol.com]

yea d00d wrote:
> I always suspected Dan Abrams gets a lot of pussy.........
>
> http://www.gawker.com/news/dave-zinczenko/
>
> We were trawling through the Times's Sunday Vixen-quality blowjob of
> Dave Zinczenko - a blowjob which makes July's Forbes profile of the
> Men's Health editor look like a cursory handjob from a scabby-fisted
> crackwhore by comparison - when we started to wonder: When was it
> coming? Sure, we saw the bit about the Pussy Palace in the Hamptons
> that he shares with Dan Abrams, but when would we get the anecdote
> about the death of GQ icon Art Cooper? Well, it was down near the
> bottom, but the article did comply with the law that any profile of
> Zinczenko must, at some point, recycle this story. How has the legend
> of Cooper's tragic demise evolved over the years? After the jump, a
> quick look down the ages.
>
> Family and friends of Art Cooper, the former GQ editor who fell
> tragically ill at the Four Seasons on Thursday, say they'll be forever
> indebted to Dave Zinczenko. Zinczenko, editor of Men's Health
> magazine, was having lunch with Cooper when the 65-year-old suffered a
> stroke. "They'd never met before," a close friend of Cooper tells us.
> "Dave helped Art out and then went with him in the ambulance. He
> stayed by his side all day and was there when [Cooper's] wife arrived.
> But he still stayed, long into the night." Despite his lunch
> companion's best efforts, Cooper was reported to be gravely ill.
> Rush & Molloy, June 7, 2003
>
>
>
> Cooper loved eating and drinking as much as he loved great magazine
> writing, and his favorite place to enjoy the former while talking
> about the latter was at Manhattan's Four Seasons restaurant. It was
> there that he suffered the stroke while lunching with David Zinczenko,
> editor of Men's Health.
>
> Media Life Magazine, June 10, 2003
>
>
>
>
> "I cannot go to a gym without cringing, watching the idiotic,
> ineffective and downright dangerous exercise routines personal
> trainers put their clients through," Men's Health editor in chief
> David Zinczenko writes in his September issue. Zinczenko goes on to
> describe a friend, "65 years old and about that many pounds
> overweight," who showed up to lunch complaining that a workout had
> left him with a sore neck, and left in an ambulance, "felled by a
> massive stroke. Did the workout kill him? It's possible."
>
> WWD, August 18, 2005
>
> On the day several years back when Art Cooper died, he and Dave
> lunched at the Four Seasons. "I was telling him about Best Life, and I
> said, 'Is there anything you could do to help us?' There was no
> non-compete clause with Conde Nast, and Art said we ought to talk
> more. But he felt ill and went to the bar to lie down. Next thing,
> Julian (the co-owner) was calling an ambulance. It was a massive
> stroke."
> Forbes, August 20, 2006
>
>
>
> (Mr. Zinczenko was having lunch with Art Cooper, the former GQ editor,
> at the Four Seasons in 2003 when Mr. Cooper suffered a stroke and
> died. It is a memory that Mr. Zinczenko recalls with tears in his
> eyes, explaining that it conjured memories of his father's death.)
>
> New York Times, September 3, 2006
>
> Who's The Man? Dave [NYT]
>
> more at...........
> http://www.gawker.com/news/dave-zinczenko/

Abrams is a pickle chugger?

[Jonathan]

"yea d00d" <way...@go.d00d> wrote in message
news:i02gg2pn5p3ci2prg...@127.0.0.1...

>I always suspected Dan Abrams gets a lot of pussy.........
>
> http://www.gawker.com/news/dave-zinczenko/
>
> We were trawling through the Times's Sunday Vixen-quality blowjob of
> Dave Zinczenko - a blowjob which makes July's Forbes profile of the
> Men's Health editor look like a cursory handjob from a scabby-fisted
> crackwhore by comparison - when we started to wonder: When was it
> coming? Sure, we saw the bit about the Pussy Palace in the Hamptons
> that he shares with Dan Abrams,

Dan Abrams is HOT!!!

I have fantasized about him since the first time I ever laid eyes on him.
If only he knew the things I've done to him in my fantasies, he'd either be
scandalized or super turned on! I've always thought of him as at least
bi-curious, I don't know why.

[RagHag Diva]

I thought he was at least bi, if not gay, when I first saw him on air.
But then he dated Elizabeth Rohm, from Law and Order, and I realized it
was just a misfiring of my gaydar gun.

The stupid woman gave up her DOG in order to move in with that weasly
little man, and then he dumped her anyway. You should never pick a man
over your dog.

I can't believe you think he is hot. He strikes me as the guy who was
always beat up in recess and is now a total dickwad because of it - him
and Tucker Carlson. Now Anderson Cooper is WAY hot. And way gay. Go
for him, Jonathan.

RagHag Diva
http://www.raghagdiva.com/
Dissecting all the weekly trash celebrity magazines so YOU don't have
to!

[Ronald 'More-More' Moshki]

They called him Danny The Fanny in grade school thru law school.

Now he is Danny The Creep.

[bobandcarole]

RagHag Diva wrote:
> Jonathan wrote:
> > "yea d00d" <way...@go.d00d> wrote in message
> > news:i02gg2pn5p3ci2prg...@127.0.0.1...
> > >I always suspected Dan Abrams gets a lot of pussy.........
> > >
> > > http://www.gawker.com/news/dave-zinczenko/
> > >
> > > We were trawling through the Times's Sunday Vixen-quality blowjob of
> > > Dave Zinczenko - a blowjob which makes July's Forbes profile of the
> > > Men's Health editor look like a cursory handjob from a scabby-fisted
> > > crackwhore by comparison - when we started to wonder: When was it
> > > coming? Sure, we saw the bit about the Pussy Palace in the Hamptons
> > > that he shares with Dan Abrams,
> >
> > Dan Abrams is HOT!!!
> >
> > I have fantasized about him since the first time I ever laid eyes on him.
> > If only he knew the things I've done to him in my fantasies, he'd either be
> > scandalized or super turned on! I've always thought of him as at least
> > bi-curious, I don't know why.
>
> I thought he was at least bi, if not gay, when I first saw him on air.
> But then he dated Elizabeth Rohm, from Law and Order, and I realized it
> was just a misfiring of my gaydar gun.
>
> The stupid woman gave up her DOG in order to move in with that weasly
> little man, and then he dumped her anyway. You should never pick a man
> over your dog.

]
Homosexuals won't pick a man over his gerbil..............

[Gary D]

Dan Abrams is BALD! His wig used to be very obvious but now he has a
pretty good "Hair Club For Men" style toupe'!

[record hunter]

That's dumb even for you. In fact, it doesn't even make sense.