What's on TV Thurs. 03/09
PUSSSYKATT
BEST BETS:
SURVIVOR: THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK
With Michael out of the way, Jerri has little competition for the title of Most
Annoying Islander -- a crown that may not serve her well after the merger. The
uber-tribe promises a new batch of buddies and bitchiness, but CBS isn't naming
names. 8:00 P.M. -CBS-
GILMORE GIRLS
Rory's boyfriend declares his love for her. 8:00 P.M. -THEWB-
FRIENDS
Rachel's crush on her new assistant (Eddie Cahill) gets out of hand in this
repeat.
8:00 P.M. -NBC-
CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION
Robbery. Homicide. Yada yada yada. While Grissom and Willows handle the boring
stuff, Warrick and Sidel investigate the case of a woman burned to ashes.
Grisly, but hey, last week's fiery episode of "Survivor" ranked No. 1 in the
ratings.
9:00 P.M. -CBS-
TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDS
A pregnant woman receives test results saying her unborn son may be gay in this
1996 drama. 9:00 P.M. -USA-
BOYCOTT
The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. leads a 1955 bus protest in this HBO original.
9:00 P.M. -HB0-
WILL & GRACE
Will uses a birthday gift-certificate to consult a psychic (Camryn Manheim)
about his future in this repeat. 9:00 P.M. -NBC-
BIG APPLE
If you haven't had enough drama for one night yet, check out this new
mob/cop/FBI series, starring Ed O'Neill, Michael Madsen and Donnie Wahlberg.
Tonight, the two NYPD detectives continue to probe the murder of a penthouse
stripper (gotta love those sex-and-death plotlines), landing them in the middle
of an FBI sting. 10:00 P.M. -CBS-
FREAKS AND GEEKS
A Secret Service agent helps prepare McKinley High for a visit by Vice
President Bush. Lindsay seizes the opportunity to fight the power -- and
promote her dad's sporting goods store. 10:00 P.M. -FAM-
ER
A pregnant woman suffers from life-threatening complications in this repeat.
10:00 P.M. -NBC-
FULL SCHEDULE:
8:00 PM
NASH BRIDGES
"Dirty Tricks": An escaped convict hides on Embassy Row; Joe has anxiety
attacks. -USA-
FRIENDS
"The One With the Engagement Picture": Rachel's crush on her new assistant
(Eddie Cahill) gets out of hand. (Repeat) -NBC-
WWF SMACKDOWN!
-UPN-
THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST!
"Animal X-Files": Odd canine behavior; outtakes from ``Dr. Dolittle'' with
Eddie Murphy. (Repeat) -FOX-
SURVIVOR: THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK
"The Merge": A seventh outcast returns to civilization.-CBS-
NBA BASKETBALL
"San Antonio Spurs at Portland Trail Blazers" (Live) -TNT-
HISTORY'S MYSTERIES
"Raise the Hunley": The H.L. Hunley is the first submarine successfully used in
battle.-HIS-
GILMORE GIRLS
"Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers": Rory's boyfriend declares his love
for her.-THE WB-
BEHIND THE MUSIC
Sonny Bono's music career and his transition to politics. -VH1-
THE TWO JAKES
The Los Angeles private eye from ``Chinatown'' works another murder puzzle,
over oil in 1948. -AMC-
SCHIZOPHRENIA: STOLEN LIVES, STOLEN MINDS
Three sufferers discuss the disease. -DSC-
REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES
Julie tries to accept Ayanna's dismissal. -MTV-
BIOGRAPHY
"The Gambinos: First Family of Crime": Carlo Gambino has capo Albert Anastasia
shot; John Gotti. -A&E-
INNERSPACE
A grocery clerk gets jabbed with a hypodermic holding a miniaturized Air Force
pilot and craft. -FAM-
B.A.P.S.
Two Georgia waitresses seeking a better life go to Hollywood and meet an ailing
millionaire. -COM-
MEDICAL DETECTIVES
"Cement the Case": Forensics contradicts a husband's confession to his wife's
murder.-TLC-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"Top Billing"" An actor (Jon Lovitz) plots to murder a rival (Bruce Boxleitner)
for a plum role. -SCIFI-
MYSTERIES & SCANDALS
Actor Sal Mineo is murdered in 1976. -E!-
8:05 PM
LICENSE TO KILL
Secret agent James Bond 007 brings down a Latin American drug king armed with
Stinger missiles. -TBS-
8:30 PM
JUST SHOOT ME
"Brandi, You're a Fine Girl": Finch's best friend from childhood had sex-change
surgery and is now a woman. (Repeat) -NBC-
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
``Film, TV & Theatre Styles''; ``Song Styles''; ``Narrate''; ``Lottery
Hoe-Down.'' (Repeat) -ABC-
REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES
Rebecca is unsure about James; James establishes a friendship with Dan. -MTV-
MEDICAL DETECTIVES
"String of Evidence": Authorities track and capture a serial killer. -TLC-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"Easel Kill Ya": A dealer commissions unusual paintings from a poverty-stricken
artist (Tim Roth). -SCIFI-
MYSTERIES & SCANDALS
Tyrone Power is viewed as a matinee idol. -E!-
9:00 PM
THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS
Tests say woman's unborn child may be gay. -USA-
WILL & GRACE
"Gypsies, Tramps and Weed": Will uses a birthday gift-certificate to consult a
psychic (Camryn Manheim) about his future. (Repeat) -NBC-
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Contestants vie for escalating prizes that may total more than $1 million.
-ABC-
TV GUIDE'S TRUTH BEHIND THE RUMORS
Interviews and footage show behind-the-scenes stories of ``Dynasty'' and
``Growing Pains.'' -FOX-
CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION
"Face Lift": Grissom and Catherine investigate a robbery/homicide. -CBS-
THE BATTLESHIPS
"Terror From Above": The rise of the aircraft carrier spells the demise of the
battleship. -HIS-
CHARMED
"Primrose Empath: A botched spell makes Prue feel all the pain in the world.
(Repeat)-THE WB-
LIES OF THE TWINS
An ex-model is seduced into danger by her psychotherapist boyfriend's wicked
identical twin. -LIFE-
BEHIND THE SCENE
John Denver finds success in the '70s but dies in a 1997 plane crash. -VH1-
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
"Beastly Tales" -DSC-
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT: WHEN HATE GOES POP
Entertainment versus hatred. -MTV-
FIREHOUSE
A female paramedic joins a team of New York City firefighters who become the
targets of a sniper. -TNT-
CAPTAINS COURAGEOULS\
Fishermen rescue a rich man's son and put him to work after he falls off an
ocean liner.-ODSY-
THE JEFF CORWIN EXPERIENCE
"Call of the Cajun Wild"" Jeff encounters alligators, black bears and
rattlesnakes in the bayous of southern Louisiana. -ANM-
THE LOST ARK
Researchers search for an ancient ark capable of storing electricity. -TLC-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"As Ye Sow": A suspicious, rich man hires a hit man to kill his wife. -SCIFI-
THE E! TRU HOLLYWOOD STORY
Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton battles cancer. -E!-
9:30 PM
"Mum's the Word": Nina begins dating a famous actor whose mother is determined
to keep her away. (Repeat) -NBC-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"People Who Live in Brass Hearses": A convict plots revenge on a man who put
him away; with Bill Paxton, Lainie Kazan, Brad Dourif. -SCIFI-
10:00 PM
ER
"Love's Labor Lost": Pregnant woman suffers from life-threatening
complications. (Repeat) -NBC-
PRIMETIME THURSDAY
Sara Jane Olson says, "I did not do this thing," referring to charges she
helped plant bombs under LAPD cruisers in the '70s. In her first sit-down
interview, she tells PrimeTime Thursday she is just "an average American
woman." -ABC-
BIG APPLE
"Episode Two": Mooney and Trout must take part in an FBI sting to break up a
green-card scam, run by the mob. -CBS-
TRAIN WRECKS
Crashes and near misses; host John Bunnell. -F/X-
TANKS
A history of the military tank. -HIS-
BEHIND THE MUSIC
The Mamas & the Papas discuss their fame and the death of Mama Cass. -VH1-
WHAT SEX AM I?
Transsexuals and transvestites discuss their lifestyles. Narrated by Lee Grant.
-DSC-
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS
"Border Patrol: America's Gatekeepers": The U.S. Border Patrol battles
smuggling, drug trafficking, illegal immigration. -A&E-
FREAKS AND GEEKS
"The Little Things": A Secret Service agent helps prepare McKinley High for a
visit by the vice president. -FAM-
SPORTS NIGHT
"Ten Wickets": Natalie refuses to break up with Jeremy; Dan tries to keep
Rebecca. -COM-
KUNG FU: THE ANIMAL WITHIN
Much of the technique of the martial art mimics animal actions. -ANM-
SECRETS OF STONEHENGE
An ancient people construct a circle of giant stones in southern England. -TLC-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"None but the Lonely Heart": Treat Williams plays philanderer. -SCIFI-
CELEBRITY WEDDINGS
Star-studded weddings past and present. -E!-
10:30 PM
PAPILLON
Safecracker and counterfeiter try Devil's Island escape. -AMC-
DIARY
"Destiny's Child" -MTV-
SPORTS NIGHT
"Napoleon's Battle Plan": Casey plots to break up Gordon and Dana; Dana
confronts Sally about her social activity. -COM-
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
"The New Arrival": A poltergeist tests a child psychologist. -SCIFI-
11:00 P.M.
THE DAILY SHOW
Star of Oscar nominated "Before Night Falls," Javier Bardem!!! Plus Steve
Carell reports on "Slimmin' Down With Steve: Surgery" and Sidelines with Jeff
Cesario.
-COM-
11:35 P.M.
JAY LENO
Russell Crowe; Molly Sims; Sevendust & Mark McGrath. -NBC-
DAVID LETTERMAN
Julia Roberts; Survivor's Mitchell Olson. -CBS-
12:05 A.M.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT
Musician Randy Newman; Actress Swoosie Kurtz; Republican Strategist Kim
Serafin; Author & Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich. -ABC-
12:35 A.M.
CONAN O'BRIEN
Lorraine Bracco; Benicio Del Toro; Andy Blitz. -NBC-
CRAIG KILBORN
Dan Patrick; Garcelle Beauvais; Grandaddy. -CBS-
HOWARD STERN -E!-
11:00 p.m.: Howard in L.A.: Beach Cast
11:30 p.m.: LeAnna Heart & Mom RERUN
2:00 a.m.: Rhonda Shear Gets Tickled RERUN
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