A 24 year old boy was today arrested today for crossposting to talk.bizarre.
He is no longer with us, having been tortured and crucified in a most
gruesome manner. Most of his anal cavity was hanging out of his buttocks.
His head had been altered by liquid nitrogen and a swift blow to the head,
which did not incapacitate him or reduce his anguish. There was a crowd of
one million people hooraying vigorously because this particular boy had not
known his place to crosspost to talk.bizarre.
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