What's on TV Wed. 03/13
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SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
8:00 PM -CBS-
"No Pain, No Gain" One tribe experiences multiple injuries, while another deals
with internal strife.
DATELINE
8:00 PM -NBC-
Jane Pauley interviews Liza Minnelli and David Gest.
LIVING WILD: ISLANDS OF THE VAMPIRE BATS
8:00 P.M. -Natioal Geographic-
The beautiful Galapagos Islands are home to Darwin's finches.
ACCORDING TO JIM
8:30 PM -ABC-
"Date Night" A quiet night turns into a fiasco for Jim and Cheryl.
AMAZING RACE 2
9:00 P.M. -CBS-
The second incarnation of the globe-trotting reality series settles into its
regular Wednesday timeslot. As the race intensifies and elimination looms for
teams that lag behind, the pairs must overcome injury, fear of heights and bad
luck to get to their next stop -- the breathtaking Iguacu waterfalls near the
Brazilian-Argentinean border where the teams will go hang gliding.
CELEBRITY BOXING
9:00 P.M. -FOX-
A celebrity slugfest is FOX's latest lowbrow grab for ratings. The wannabe ring
kings are "The Partridge Family" sweetheart Danny Bonaduce facing off against
Barry "Greg Brady" Williams in a family feud, "comeback kid" (huh?) Vanilla Ice
versus "Diff'rent Strokes'" Todd Bridges and sorta femme fatale Paula Jones
duking it out opposite figure skating scandal queen Tonya Harding. The
Backstreet Boys' Howie D. and his sister Pollyanna will perform the national
anthem.
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION
9:00 P.M. -Court TV-
The judicial-minded cable net tackles mandatory minimums and America's war on
drugs in its first original movie. Academy Award winner Mercedes Ruehl ("The
Fisher King") stars as single mother of two who learns her boyfriend is
involved in selling drugs. Though she ends the relationship, Ruehl gets caught
in the following legal tangle and receives a stiff mandatory minimum sentence.
"Gulit by Association" details Ruehl's life behind bars and her fight to get
her children and freedom back.
WWF DIVAS
9:00 P.M. -UPN-
Women of professional wrestling travel to the Bahamas to learn which will
become the new WWF covergirl.
THE DREW CAREY SHOW
9:00 P.M. -ABC-
When Lord Mercer appoints his 19-year-old airhead daughter (Jessica Cauffiel,
"Legally Blonde") as the president of the store, Drew asks Kate to be a role
model for his new boss.
THE JOB
9:30 P.M. -ABC-
Pip and Adinah's no-smoking, no-alcohol 25th anniversary barbecue turns
disastrous when an impromptu bar springs up in the backyard and Tommy's
belligerant girlfriend sparks a brawl.
DOWNTOWN
10:00 PM -ABC-
Reports on divorce from a man's point of view; a beauty queen turned convict; a
murder in Harvard Square.
60 MINUTES
10:00 PM -CBS-
How this country’s leading forensic scientist solves crimes; actor Ian
McKellen - the wizard from “Lord of the Rings.”
LARRY KING LIVE
9:00 PM -CNN-
Her show's just been canceled and she's furious. Hear why in an exclusive
interview with the host of TV's longest-running daytime talk show, Sally Jessy
Rafael.
SOUTH PARK
10:00 PM -COM-
"Asspen" When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time,
Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
REVEALED WITH JULES ASNER....
10:00 PM -E!-
"Will Smith Revealed"
MODERN MASTERS: WOMEN ARTISANS
10:00 P.M. -HGTV-
Home & Garden Television celebrates Women's History Month with this one-hour
documentary profiling seven remarkable craftswomen, including a furniture maker
and mosaic artist.
HOWARD STERN
11 PM -E!-
Dana Reeve (Christopher's wife) PREMIERE
FULL SCHEDULE:
8:00 PM
THE PEACEKEEPER
Military specialists try to thwart a terrorist. -USA-
DATELINE
Jane Pauley interviews Liza Minnelli and David Gest. -NBC-
MY WIFE AND KIDS
"Quality Time" Michael frustrates Janet with his desire to spend time alone.
(Repeat) -ABC-
ENTERPRISE
"Silent Enemy" An unidentified vessel attacks the unprepared Enterprise.
(Repeat) -UPN-
THE SIMPSONS
"Jaws Wired Shut" Homer's jaw is wired shut after he suffers a broken jawbone.
(Repeat) -FOX-
SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
"No Pain, No Gain" One tribe experiences multiple injuries, while another deals
with internal strife. -CBS-
CANDID CAMERA
A clerk tries to sell stamps for e-mail; a restaurant places tables only two
inches apart. -PAX-
NBA BASKETBALL
"Sacramento Kings at Philadelphia 76ers" -TNT-
DANGEROUS MISSIONS
"Assault on Iwo Jima" The bloodiest battle in U.S. Marine Corps history goes on
for 36 days. -DSC-
DAWSON'S CREEK
"Hotel New Hampshire" Dawson and Jen attend a small film festival honoring his
documentary. (Repeat) -WB-
BLUES BROTHERS 2000
Newly released from prison, Elwood Blues reassembles the Blues Brothers Band
with new members. -VH1-
ENEMY MINE
An Earthian space pilot crash-lands on a planet with a lizardlike warrior from
the Dracon Empire. -AMC-
WALKING WITH PREHISTORIC BEASTS
The rise of mammals and strange creatures. -DSC-
PRIME TIME PLAYERS
Host Quddus. -MTV-
BIOGRAPHY
"Charlie Sheen: Born to Be Wild" Charlie Sheen plays starring roles in powerful
dramas and silly comedies. -A&E-
BORROWED HEARTS: A Holiday Romance
A man's employee and her daughter pose as his family. -FAM-
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
"Disaster" A natural force damages the Enterprise, trapping Picard and forcing
Troi to act as captain. -TNN-
48 HOURS
A sloppy detective and a slick convict lurch around San Francisco on a two-day
manhunt. -COM-
THE CROCODILE HUNTER DIARIES
"Kelly's Big Day" Crocodile in a pond; injured glider with baby; nursed
bandicoot is released into the wild. -ANM-
ULTIMATE TEN
"Technological Disasters" Human errors lead to technological disasters,
including the sinking of Titanic. -TLC-
THE OUTER LIMITS
"The Other Side" A doctor discovers a parallel consciousness. -SCIFI-
TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
"Sean & Madonna" Relationship of Sean Penn and Madonna. -E!-
8:30 PM
ACCORDING TO JIM
"Date Night" A quiet night turns into a fiasco for Jim and Cheryl. -ABC-
THE BERNIE MAC SHOW
"The Main Event" Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to
bullies. (Repeat) -FOX-
9:00 PM
THE WEST WING
"On the Day Before" President Bartlet vetoes the ``death tax'' bill. (Repeat)
-NBC-
THE DREW CAREY SHOW
"Bringing Up Boss" Drew asks Kate to be a role model for his new boss. -ABC-
WWF DIVAS
Women of professional wrestling travel to the Bahamas to learn which will be
the new WWF covergirl. -UPN-
CELEBRITY BOXING
Danny Bonaduce vs. Barry Williams; Tonya Harding vs. Paula Jones; Todd Bridges
vs. Vanilla Ice. -FOX-
THE AMAZING RACE 2
"Help Me, I'm American" The teams trek from Rio de Janeiro to Iguacu Falls on
the Brazil-Argentina border. -CBS-
LARRY KING LIVE
Her show's just been canceled and she's furious. Hear why in an exclusive
interview with the host of TV's longest-running daytime talk show, Sally Jessy
Rafael. -CNN-
HARD TO KILL
A nearly dead policeman seeks revenge years later. -TBS-
SILENT SERVICE
"Submarines of the Atlantic" The Atlantic Ocean is the testing ground in the
evolution of the submarine. -HIS-
DAWSON'S CREEK
"Appetite for Destruction" Pacey throws a dinner party to bring together the
dissolving group of friends. (Repeat) -WB-
A FATHER'S BETRAYAL
A lawyer defends his attorney father of rape charges. -LIFE-
TRUE LIFE
"I'm Wasted" -MTV-
AFTER DARK
"South Beach" Five members of South Beach, Miami's nocturnal subculture go
through their rounds. -A&E-
THE PRESIDIO
An Army provost marshal clashes with a detective over a murder at the San
Francisco military base. -TNN-
ROSE HILL
Homeless New York boys rescue a baby and head West. Based on Julie Garwood's
``For the Roses.'' -HALL-
THE JEFF CORWIN EXPERIENCE
"Extreme Encounters" Komodo dragons; Asian elephant charge in Borneo; swarming
bats; Valley of the Tigers. -ANM-
JUNKYARD WARS
"Off-Road Vehicles" Machines need to complete a rally course. -TLC-
THE BEAST
Part 1 of 2 A fisherman and a Coast Guard lieutenant seek a sea monster
terrorizing a seaside community. -SCIFI-
WORLD'S BEST BATHROOMS
Bathrooms in some of the world's most popular cities. -TRAV-
RANK: The 25 Hottest Hollywood Couples
Hollywood's favorite couples. -E!-
9:30 PM
THE JOB
"Barbecue" Pip and Adinah throw a vices-free party for their 25th anniversary.
-ABC-
MTV CRIBS
-MTV-
10:00 PM
COMBAT MISSIONS
-USA-
LAW & ORDER
"For Love or Money" Detectives Briscoe and Green investigate the slaying of a
hit man. (Repeat) -NBC-
DOWNTOWN
Reports on divorce from a man's point of view; a beauty queen turned convict; a
murder in Harvard Square. -ABC-
60 MINUTES
How this country’s leading forensic scientist solves crimes; actor Ian
McKellen - the wizard from “Lord of the Rings.” -CBS-
QUARRIES
Without rock, modern society wouldn't exist. -HIS-
NORTH TO ALASKA
A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush
Alaska. -AMC-
MTV CRIBS
Keyshawn Johnson, Jason Taylor. -MTV-
SOUL FOOD
"God Bless the Child" Lem's mother attempts to reassert herself into the
family; Teri tries group therapy. -SHOW-
SIX FEET UNDER
"Out, Out Brief Candle" A college football player's death bothers Nate;
Federico's request to borrow money is rejected. -HBO-
CITY CONFIDENTIAL
"Midnight in Miami" A Miami socialite contracts for the murder of her husband.
-A&E-
SOUTH PARK
"Asspen" When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time,
Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. -COM-
ULTIMATE KILLERS
"Defenders and Venom" Aggressive cassowary; rhino; poisonous predators. -ANM-
JUNKYARD WARS
"Best of Junkyard Wars" Hosts present their nominations for the Rusty Awards.
-TLC-
SPRING BREAK FEVER
Young Americans travel to various locations for the annual spring break
vacations. -TRAV-
REVEALED WITH JULES ASNER....
"Will Smith Revealed" -E!-
10:30 PM
NBA BASKETBALL
"Washington Wizards at Los Angeles Clippers" -TNT-
DIARY
"Alicia Keys" -MTV-
SOUTH PARK
"Towelie" The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim
a game system. -COM-
10:50 PM
RESURRECTION BLVD.
"Bruja" -SHOW-
11:00 PM
THE DAILY SHOW -COM-
Jon interviews Joe Klein!!! Plus Mo Rocca reports on Miss Cleo in "Psyched Out"
and "Back in Black" with Lewis Black.
11:35 P.M.
JAY LENO -NBC-
Jennifer Connelly, John Leguizamo. Music guest: John Mayer.
DAVID LETTERMAN -CBS-
Rene Russo. Music guest: the Chieftains.
12:05 A.M.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT -ABC-
Comedian Zach Galifinakis; actor-producer Bob Balaban.
12:35 A.M.
CONAN O'BRIEN -NBC-
Helen Mirren; Harry Connick Jr.; wrestler Triple H.
CRAIG KILBORN -CBS-
Chef Wolfgang Puck; Milla Jovovich; comedian Harland Williams.
1:35 A.M.
LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY -NBC-
Nelly Furtado; Ice Cube.
HOWARD STERN -E!-
11 p.m.: Dana Reeve PREMIERE
11:30 p.m.: Lita & Trish from WWF
2 a.m.: Rebecca Lord
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