Tom Cruise Really Hates Oprah
Oprah is not happy. She's been left off the guest list for ANOTHER
TomKat wedding celebration. The two crazies are holding a special
Wedding party this Saturday in Los Angeles for friends who were not
invited or could not make it to the wedding in Italy. Oprah said that
she understands why she wasn't invited to Italy, because space was
limited. Even though 500 guests were invited including JLo who really
isn't even a TomKat friend.
A spokeswhore for the big O has confirmed that she has not been invited
to TomKat's Saturday post-wedding celebration in U.S. either. Tom
better watch himself, because he's sooooo not going to be invited
when Oprah finally marries Gayle.
If I were Tom Cruise I would take a piss on Oprah if she caught fire.
She played up the whole couch jumping thang like it was the news
of the year.
Then she really sinned against him later on by letting on that she
really was in disbelief and virtually in contempt of his over-the-top
professions of love for the young gal he was so suddenly smitten with.
I'm a little surprised she turned on him like that, since she's usually
such a celebrity Star-ass-kisser. Obviously she's burnt that bridge -
and probably thought it was in her best interest to do so.
She just comes off as a back stabber to me.
How many celebrations of this wedding are they going to have? First they 
had the pre-wedding wedding, then they had the muppets take italy 
wedding, now they're having a wedding for the people who missed either 
of the first two weddings. Plus a nixed song release of Tom Cruise 
trying to relive 1986, since all the best memories of his life came from 
the movies he did, apparently.
-- 
trippy 
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM 
NP: "Heart And Soul" -- T'Pau
"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, 
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, 
and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
<snip>
Does the phrase publicity junket ring a bell.  I think this is a
campaign to make
Cruise bankable and popular again.  First however, he needs to diet.
Then,
get a new act, his fakeness is sooooooooo old.
As did countless others!
mc
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> I'm just waiting to hear what cringe-inducing stunt he pulls this time.
I just hope it's not his pud....
WM
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> then they had the muppets take italy 
> wedding,
LMAO!!
That's the best description I've seen of that wedding YET!
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Roofshadow
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