What's on TV Sat. 04/06
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BEST BETS:
TRAFFIC
8:00 P.M. -Showtime-
The stars must be aligned in some crazy cosmic way - there are three Michael
Douglas movies airing on Saturday night. "Traffic," the gritty story about the
international narcotics trade, is the first of the trifecta. It's a terribly
torturous and timely tale of treachery and trafficking.
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
8:00 PM -HBO-
The producer of a talk show investigates male behavior. Based on the book by
Laura Zigman.
KISS THE GIRLS
8:30 P.M. -NBC-
No, this isn't a behind the scenes story about a celebrity nymphomaniac. It is
a gripping 1997 drama based on the James Paterson novel of the same name that
stars the dynamic duo of Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd (who are co-starring in
the upcoming "High Crimes"). There's a serial killer. There's a cop on the
trail. There's a lot of suspense. Remember to bolt the doors, turn on the
security cameras and keep a tennis racket by your bed when you eventually knock
off for the night.
ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
9:00 P.M. -ABC-
It's too painful to think about your own upcoming high school reunion, so just
retreat into safety with this witty redemption-themed comedy starring Mira
Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow. Try not to grimace when the girls claim to have
invented Post-It notes. Grit your teeth when they flashback to that painful
prom of yesteryear. Pretend not to notice that big ol' back brace. Ignore the
taunts. Sidestep the insults. Nevermind all those barbs. Just latch on to all
your high school revenge fantasies and mellow out.
THE DISTRICT
10:00 PM -CBS-
"Still Life" Cahill and Debreno team to investigate the theft of a Picasso
painting from a museum.
PRIMETIME GLICK
10:00 PM -COM-
Tim Allen; Edie Falco. -COM-
RESTAURANTS FROM HELL
10:00 PM -TLC-
Hidden cameras catch unsanitary conditions in both fast-food and upscale
restaurants.
11:00 PM -FOX-
MAD TV
Master P and Insane Clown Posse. (PK ADDS: We all know what Sharon Osbourne
will be watching tonight...hehe)
11:30 PM
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -NBC-
Cameron Diaz; Jimmy Eat World
FULL SCHEDULE:
8:00 PM
DATELINE
-NBC-
TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS: LOVE
Fred Willard narrates stories of loving couples who propose and marry in
unusual ways. (Repeat) -ABC-
WWF SMACKDOWN!
-UPN-
COPS
"Coast to Coast" Tire thieves; a car contains crack cocaine; liquor-store
incident. -FOX-
CNN PRESENTS
"Terminal Count: What It Takes to Make the Space Shuttle Fly" Launching space
shuttle Discovery. -CNN-
TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
"A Reason to Believe" A 10-year-old girl searches for a father she has never
met. -CBS-
A PERFECT WORLD
A Texas Ranger hunts an escaped convict who takes a 7-year-old boy hostage in
1963. --F/X-
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
A rival exploits the president's romance with a lobbyist. -TNT-
FAMILY TREE
Internet databases help people trace their lineage. -HIS-
TELLING LIES IN AMERICA
A disc jockey influences a teen in 1960s Cleveland. -WB-
LORENZO'S OIL
Intellectual parents seek and find a way to save their son from a rare nerve
disease called ALD. -AMC-
THE MEANEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD?
The honey badger has a reputation for being mean. -DSC-
BECOMING
"Shakira" -MTV-
TRAFFIC
Drug lords and law-enforcement officials wage war. -SHOW-
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
The producer of a talk show investigates male behavior. Based on the book by
Laura Zigman. -HBO-
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH JOAN LUNDEN
"82nd Airborne; Golden Knights Parachuters" Formation skydive with the U.S.
Army Parachute Team; the 82nd Airborne Division's war games. -A&E-
BABY'S DAY OUT
The active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple crawls away from klutzy
kidnappers. -FAM-
MONSTER JAM
"Orlando Competition" From Orlando, Fla. -TNN-
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
Absurd Dr. Frankenstein visits the family castle in Transylvania and makes a
monster. -COM-
ZOO BABIES
Animals born at Australia's Taronga Zoo. -ANM-
TRADING SPACES
"Portland: Everett Street" A family rec-room becomes an art-deco movie-theater.
-TLC-
TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
"The Last Days of Sharon Tate" The Manson family murders actress Sharon Tate,
pregnant wife of Roman Polanski, in 1960s Hollywood. -E!-
8:30 PM
KISS THE GIRLS
A doctor and a detective track a serial killer. -NBC-
COPS
"Palm Beach" A man threatens people at an auto-rental company. -FOX-
9:00 PM
LIONHEART
A French Foreign Legion deserter enters a U.S. arena of bare-knuckle brawls run
by a woman. -USA-
ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
Two pinheads try to impress former classmates with far-fetched success stories.
-ABC-
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
Women fugitives include Elaine Parent, Crystal Vigil, Tamara and Barbara
Dolinska. -FOX-
THE DISTRICT
"This Too Shall Pass" Temple and Debreno investigate the murder of a television
reporter. (Repeat) -CBS-
BUMP IN THE NIGHT
An ex-New York reporter fights alcoholism as she and her ex-husband search for
their kidnapped son. -LIFE-
THE PROSECUTORS: IN PURSUIT OF JUSTICE
"Defenseless Victim" The last man to see a missing girl makes a chilling
statement. -DSC-
NOW WHAT
Four teens try to make sense out of the opposite sex. -MTV-
COLUMBO
"An Exercise in Fatality" A fitness expert kills an associate who uncovered
fraud. -A&E-
ROBOT WARS: Extreme Warriors
"U.S. Qualifiers 1" -TNN-
STILL HOLDING ON: The Legend of Cadillac Jack
A rodeo star is falsely convicted of murder. -HALL-
MAKING ANIMAL BABIES
Breeding animals in captivity. -ANM-
TRADING SPACES
"Los Angeles: Springdale Drive" -TLC-
PROJECT: METALBEAST
A government scientist accidentally revives a werewolf she fitted with metal
skin. -SCIFI-
9:30 PM
ANDY DICK SHOW
-MTV-
10:00 PM
THE DISTRICT
"Still Life" Cahill and Debreno team to investigate the theft of a Picasso
painting from a museum. -CBS-
COCKTAIL
The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and
falls for a nice girl. -TBS-
THE XY FACTOR
"Marquis de Sade: The Depraved Aristocrat" The writings of the marquis de Sade
are filled with perversion, torture and murder. -HIS-
SHERLY CROW & FRIENDS
-VH1-
JUSTICE FILES
"Suddenly Psycho" Causes and consequences of sudden, violent attacks. -DSC-
THE OSBOURNES
A neighbor causes problems for the family. -MTV-
POLICE ACADEMY 3: Back in Training
The misfits try to stop the penny-pinching governor from shutting down their
academy. -FAM-
PRIMETIME GLICK
Tim Allen; Edie Falco. -COM-
KOALA MIRACLE
A female koala goes from artificial insemination to the birth of her baby.
-ANM-
RESTAURANTS FROM HELL
Hidden cameras catch unsanitary conditions in both fast-food and upscale
restaurants. -TLC-
WILD ON....
"Party Central" Exotic and entertaining locations around the globe. -E!-
10:30 PM
STEPMOM
A New York fashion photographer contends with her boyfriend's children and
ex-wife. -TNT-
THE OSBOURNES
Ozzy gears up for his tour. -MTV-
SOUTH PARK
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer
for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. -COM-
11:00 PM -FOX-
MAD TV
Master P and Insane Clown Posse. (PK ADDS: We all know what Sharon Osbourne
will be watching tonight...hehe)
11:30 PM
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -NBC-
Cameron Diaz; Jimmy Eat World
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