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To whom do I complain about Mad TV's offensive portrayal of Dane Cook?

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Offended by MadTV

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Dec 9, 2006, 10:46:06 PM12/9/06
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Was that skit supposed to be funny? Because I sure the hell ain't
laughing. Pick on the top comic of this generation just because he's
hilarious and has a large fan base? Lenny Bruce must be rolling over in
his grave. Sam Kinison too.

Shame on MadTV. Dane Cook is funnier than that whole cast put together.

SUPER FINGER BABY!

2nz

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Dec 9, 2006, 10:48:55 PM12/9/06
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He's the Brett Meisner of comedy, ain't he?

janos...@hotmail.com

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Dec 9, 2006, 10:52:57 PM12/9/06
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Ever hear of the first amendment?

Flash Bazbo

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Dec 9, 2006, 11:02:38 PM12/9/06
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Not really. You can actually find examples of Cook's work.

They are equally funny, however.

2nz

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Dec 9, 2006, 11:58:02 PM12/9/06
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I kinda figure all of Brett's work is available online.

Flash Bazbo

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Dec 10, 2006, 12:17:48 AM12/10/06
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True. The entire catalog of his work is right there on his website.

It's pretty convenient, when you think about it.

RobMac

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"Offended by MadTV" <rhonda...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I actually find MadTV's portrayal of Dane funnier than Dane himself - just
as MadTV portrays, Dane is not funny.

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Taylor

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Dec 10, 2006, 3:10:21 AM12/10/06
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this poster "Offended by MadTV" = Dane Kook (Cook), Dane Cook's
"people" (if he HAS any), or some juvenile Dane Cook fan (all 3 of
yous!)

May Dane Cook get the career equal of Christopher Reeve's real-life
scenario.

Ubiquitous

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Ubiquitous

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Dec 10, 2006, 3:21:24 AM12/10/06
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In article <11657318...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>, rpmcc...@gmail.com
wrote:

>I actually find MadTV's portrayal of Dane funnier than Dane himself - just
>as MadTV portrays, Dane is not funny.

Dane Cook is a comedian wanna-be.

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Dec 10, 2006, 5:46:53 AM12/10/06
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More like the Richard Clayderman of comedy?


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Angel

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Dec 10, 2006, 8:53:17 AM12/10/06
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On 10 Dec 2006 00:10:21 -0800, "Taylor"
<fetchwithr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>Offended by MadTV wrote:
>> Was that skit supposed to be funny? Because I sure the hell ain't
>> laughing. Pick on the top comic of this generation just because he's
>> hilarious and has a large fan base? Lenny Bruce must be rolling over in
>> his grave. Sam Kinison too.
>>
>> Shame on MadTV. Dane Cook is funnier than that whole cast put together.
>>
>> SUPER FINGER BABY!
>
>this poster "Offended by MadTV" = Dane Kook (Cook), Dane Cook's
>"people" (if he HAS any), or some juvenile Dane Cook fan (all 3 of
>yous!)
>

Dane cook (like him or not) is one of the biggest comedians today. He
sells out arenas while most cant sell out clubs. That doesn't make him
better, he just just more popular.

Dane IS funny, but as I heard, he steals material from Lewis CK.
http://scamboogah.blogspot.com/2006/06/dane-cook-steals-his-material-from.html

mc

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Dec 10, 2006, 9:04:31 AM12/10/06
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To whose hand do I apply a hearty shake of congratulations?

mc

vr

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Dec 10, 2006, 10:17:55 AM12/10/06
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This is a joke, right? This is a post from someone who is trying to
get a rise out of intelligent people who can't stand Dane Cook and
understand how unfunny he is.

Don't bite. Next.

PorchMonkey4Life

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Dec 10, 2006, 10:23:57 AM12/10/06
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Dance Cook is a talentless jerk that should be grateful for any
attention thrown his way

JXStern

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Dec 10, 2006, 10:52:00 AM12/10/06
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On 10 Dec 2006 06:04:31 -0800, "mc" <mcsqu...@netzero.net> wrote:

>To whose hand do I apply a hearty shake of congratulations?


Is that a laurel and hearty handshake?

(Mel Brooks, "Blazing Saddles")

J.

Sabine

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Dec 10, 2006, 12:44:17 PM12/10/06
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"PorchMonkey4Life" <pm4...@yousuckbutidont.com> wrote in message
news:hEVeh.4168$bj5.3537@trnddc07...

Exactly! It's like people that Weird Al parodies..you haven't made it
until...
Dane Cook is more irritating than anything...kinda like the Weird Al Polka
song.

Sabine


garre...@yahoo.com

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Dec 10, 2006, 1:26:54 PM12/10/06
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Here! Here! Visit the online petition to protest this Dane Cook thing
at:

danecoo...@couldntbefunnyto.savehislife

Make sure you sign often.

garre...@yahoo.com

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Dec 10, 2006, 1:28:29 PM12/10/06
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Ubiquitous Lame-O-meter:

David Johnston

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Dec 10, 2006, 6:13:07 PM12/10/06
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On 9 Dec 2006 19:46:06 -0800, "Offended by MadTV"
<rhonda...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Was that skit supposed to be funny? Because I sure the hell ain't
>laughing. Pick on the top comic of this generation just because he's
>hilarious and has a large fan base? L

Dane who?

Vince

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Dec 10, 2006, 6:16:42 PM12/10/06
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You've got to be kidding. Dane Cook is a great marketer but he can't
even do Louis CK's material and make it work. He's just not funny and
Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave wondering how in the fuck this guy
can even get stage time.
DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY....PERIOD.
V.
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SapperPest19

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Dec 10, 2006, 10:16:55 PM12/10/06
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On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:05:50 GMT, JMiller <in...@bigassbroadcast.com>
wrote:

>On 10 Dec 2006 15:16:42 -0800, "Vince" <vi...@writeme.com> wrote:
>
>>You've got to be kidding. Dane Cook is a great marketer but he can't
>>even do Louis CK's material and make it work. He's just not funny and
>>Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave wondering how in the fuck this guy
>>can even get stage time.
>

>I wouldn't say that. There were just as many shitty comedians who
>were popular back in his day. That's how Lenny Bruce got so popular.
>And that's why guys like Artie Lange are popular now. We need an
>antidane and Artie is the Antidane.

Artie may have his moments. I've only seen one of his stand up shows.
He did some comedy and then has a therapy session on stage or
something like that. I was less than entertained. I saw him that thing
during the world series. Horrible. I remember him from Old School. Not
a bad performance but considering the size of the role, that's not
saying much. He seems to me to be a hack John Belushi with him
appearance and his gravelly voice.

>>DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY....PERIOD.
>

>Agreed. That Tourgasm show was painful to watch unless Robert
>What'shisname was on it.

Robert Kelly. Or Bob Kelly as he is called on his frequent appearances
on the O&A show.

RichA

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Dec 10, 2006, 11:07:32 PM12/10/06
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Did they show him as straight, you shill?

trippy

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Dec 10, 2006, 11:33:56 PM12/10/06
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In article <c1jpn25g0pe4jf16n...@4ax.com>, SapperPest19
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:05:50 GMT, JMiller <in...@bigassbroadcast.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On 10 Dec 2006 15:16:42 -0800, "Vince" <vi...@writeme.com> wrote:
> >
> >>You've got to be kidding. Dane Cook is a great marketer but he can't
> >>even do Louis CK's material and make it work. He's just not funny and
> >>Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave wondering how in the fuck this guy
> >>can even get stage time.
> >
> >I wouldn't say that. There were just as many shitty comedians who
> >were popular back in his day. That's how Lenny Bruce got so popular.
> >And that's why guys like Artie Lange are popular now. We need an
> >antidane and Artie is the Antidane.
>
> Artie may have his moments. I've only seen one of his stand up shows.
> He did some comedy and then has a therapy session on stage or
> something like that. I was less than entertained. I saw him that thing
> during the world series. Horrible. I remember him from Old School. Not
> a bad performance but considering the size of the role, that's not
> saying much. He seems to me to be a hack John Belushi with him
> appearance and his gravelly voice.

He's pretty golden on the Howards Stern Show. I think Dane Cook would
suck on Howard Stern's crew.

>
> >>DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY....PERIOD.
> >
> >Agreed. That Tourgasm show was painful to watch unless Robert
> >What'shisname was on it.
>
> Robert Kelly. Or Bob Kelly as he is called on his frequent appearances
> on the O&A show.
>
> >>V.
> >>Offended by MadTV wrote:
> >>> Was that skit supposed to be funny? Because I sure the hell ain't
> >>> laughing. Pick on the top comic of this generation just because he's
> >>> hilarious and has a large fan base? Lenny Bruce must be rolling over in
> >>> his grave. Sam Kinison too.
> >>>
> >>> Shame on MadTV. Dane Cook is funnier than that whole cast put together.
> >>>
> >>> SUPER FINGER BABY!
>

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SapperPest19

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Dec 11, 2006, 12:59:36 AM12/11/06
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On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:33:56 -0600, trippy
<silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <c1jpn25g0pe4jf16n...@4ax.com>, SapperPest19
>took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:05:50 GMT, JMiller <in...@bigassbroadcast.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On 10 Dec 2006 15:16:42 -0800, "Vince" <vi...@writeme.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>You've got to be kidding. Dane Cook is a great marketer but he can't
>> >>even do Louis CK's material and make it work. He's just not funny and
>> >>Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave wondering how in the fuck this guy
>> >>can even get stage time.
>> >
>> >I wouldn't say that. There were just as many shitty comedians who
>> >were popular back in his day. That's how Lenny Bruce got so popular.
>> >And that's why guys like Artie Lange are popular now. We need an
>> >antidane and Artie is the Antidane.
>>
>> Artie may have his moments. I've only seen one of his stand up shows.
>> He did some comedy and then has a therapy session on stage or
>> something like that. I was less than entertained. I saw him that thing
>> during the world series. Horrible. I remember him from Old School. Not
>> a bad performance but considering the size of the role, that's not
>> saying much. He seems to me to be a hack John Belushi with him
>> appearance and his gravelly voice.
>
>He's pretty golden on the Howards Stern Show. I think Dane Cook would
>suck on Howard Stern's crew.

The few times I have heard him on stern's show are what reminded me of
the hack John Belushi. He does an AWEFUL dice imitation. His voice
takes away from what might be considered funny. I know there are a
number of people who find him funny. I am not one of them. I'd
actually rather listen to Dane Cook past the 15 minute mark that I
can't seem to get past.

trippy

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Dec 11, 2006, 1:55:09 AM12/11/06
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In article <0pspn2dd5pp36suek...@4ax.com>, SapperPest19

John Belushi was a hack? I disagree vehemently.

> He does an AWEFUL dice imitation. His voice
> takes away from what might be considered funny. I know there are a
> number of people who find him funny. I am not one of them. I'd
> actually rather listen to Dane Cook past the 15 minute mark that I
> can't seem to get past.

Dane Cook's funny. Don't let anyone tell you different. Artie's funny
too but he's a diffent vibe than Dane. Dane wouldn't mesh with Howard's
show at all. Too many jokes. Artie's got more of a.....real component to
him. He's got problems, he made bad choices, he talks about his life.
You won't see Dane open up like that.

>
> >> >>DANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY....PERIOD.
> >> >
> >> >Agreed. That Tourgasm show was painful to watch unless Robert
> >> >What'shisname was on it.
> >>
> >> Robert Kelly. Or Bob Kelly as he is called on his frequent appearances
> >> on the O&A show.
> >>
> >> >>V.
> >> >>Offended by MadTV wrote:
> >> >>> Was that skit supposed to be funny? Because I sure the hell ain't
> >> >>> laughing. Pick on the top comic of this generation just because he's
> >> >>> hilarious and has a large fan base? Lenny Bruce must be rolling over in
> >> >>> his grave. Sam Kinison too.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Shame on MadTV. Dane Cook is funnier than that whole cast put together.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> SUPER FINGER BABY!
> >>
>

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SapperPest19

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Dec 11, 2006, 2:03:43 AM12/11/06
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On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:55:09 -0600, trippy
<silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:

Sorry...it should have read that Artie reminds me of a hack John
Belushi, as it does 12 lines above.

>> He does an AWEFUL dice imitation. His voice
>> takes away from what might be considered funny. I know there are a
>> number of people who find him funny. I am not one of them. I'd
>> actually rather listen to Dane Cook past the 15 minute mark that I
>> can't seem to get past.
>
>Dane Cook's funny. Don't let anyone tell you different. Artie's funny
>too but he's a diffent vibe than Dane. Dane wouldn't mesh with Howard's
>show at all. Too many jokes. Artie's got more of a.....real component to
>him. He's got problems, he made bad choices, he talks about his life.
>You won't see Dane open up like that.

I agree that Dane would not be funny on howard's show. I don't find
either Dane or Artie entertaining.

Bozo

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Dec 11, 2006, 2:44:07 AM12/11/06
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And Vince ... don't forget to mention ... you're dumb ... look at
yourself ... a fucking 45 year old DUMB GUY! That is
puh-fucking-thetic dude! Kill yourself already. I mean you are dumb.
And worse yet ... an OPINIONATED dumb guy. The worst kind. VINCE!
OVER HERE!! YOU'RE DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMB.

Vince

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Dec 11, 2006, 10:12:47 AM12/11/06
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Dane Cook would suck on anyone's show. He's not funny, he has zero
improv skills and on radio, you can't see his fake physical moves. His
fifteen minutes are almost up and he'll eventually be that wacky
neighbor in B movies as he slides off the radar screen. Not funny and
people who laugh at him prove my contention that we're in a sad state
and reaching.
V.

Bozo

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Dec 12, 2006, 8:47:14 AM12/12/06
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dumb
vinny you're dumb
This is abbreviated VYD
VYD!
You.
Vinny.
dumb.

MimeOnFire

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Dec 12, 2006, 12:48:32 PM12/12/06
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RichA wrote:
> Did they show him as straight, you shill?

Dane's album sold more than Steve Martin's, so the proof is in the
pudding. Out of an hour, he might be worth 5 minutes chuckling.
People like Survivor and reality television too. It's useless to wade
against it.

And maybe there can be a discussion in which Bozo and Vince *don't*
attack each other like pre-menstruating school-girls.

Big, huge world of comedy out there.

The Jeff Jewett Show

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Dec 12, 2006, 10:29:42 PM12/12/06
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Doomella

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An arsenal of newsgroups.

trippy

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Dec 13, 2006, 1:56:00 AM12/13/06
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In article <1165849967.2...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Vince
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> Dane Cook would suck on anyone's show. He's not funny, he has zero


> improv skills and on radio, you can't see his fake physical moves. His
> fifteen minutes are almost up and he'll eventually be that wacky
> neighbor in B movies as he slides off the radar screen. Not funny and
> people who laugh at him prove my contention that we're in a sad state
> and reaching.

As funny as Carlin. Believe it. Stop hatin'.

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Bozo

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Dec 13, 2006, 12:15:27 PM12/13/06
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five or six lousy words in your own pen why I should take the time no
matter how funny you think it is or isn't ... Thank you. Merry Xmas,
Happy Chaunukah and Kwanzaa too.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/browse_frm/thread/80558a7026b1a782/?hl=en#

-BdN-

Duke

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Dec 13, 2006, 10:10:22 PM12/13/06
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Dane Cook can be funny. Sometimes he's funny.
Often he is not.
It's sad that this generation doesn't have what the previous ones did.
I mean, we ( baby boomers) had a TREASURE TROVE of the best comedy on
the planet. So, considering the field today and what there isn't to
choose from...Dane Cook can be kind of funny. He's pretty good
sometimes. Hated "Tourgasm". I do think the BK Lounge "It's on"
monologe is clever.

Sigh. I miss Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Red Foxx and Flip Wilson.

vr

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Dec 13, 2006, 10:15:25 PM12/13/06
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trippy wrote:
> In article <1165849967.2...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Vince
> took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> > Dane Cook would suck on anyone's show. He's not funny, he has zero
> > improv skills and on radio, you can't see his fake physical moves. His
> > fifteen minutes are almost up and he'll eventually be that wacky
> > neighbor in B movies as he slides off the radar screen. Not funny and
> > people who laugh at him prove my contention that we're in a sad state
> > and reaching.
>
> As funny as Carlin. Believe it. Stop hatin'.
>
>
Not funny.

What is with this "stop hating" crap?

Stupid people who don't read books, have rap ringtones on their cell
phones and watch "American Idol" think he's funny.

vr

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Dec 13, 2006, 10:19:30 PM12/13/06
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Exactly.

eggn...@gmail.com

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Dec 15, 2006, 6:50:51 PM12/15/06
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This skit isn't offensive. I'm a huge Dane fan and the worst thing
about this skit is that it's simply inaccurate. Sure, seeing Dane
typically adds a layer of funny to his act, but to suggest that this is
the sole reason he gets laughs is absurd. Cook is loved because he is
accesible, but primarily because he is intensely astute at making
social observations. Cook speaks of the friend nobody likes, the
oddball at work, and how people will stay in relationships just because
their CDs are in their significant other's trucks. These are excellent
stereotypes that 20 somethings and under can relate to.

The skit, like most Mad TV skits I've had the misfortune of watching,
seems rushed. It relies on the same gag for laughs, Dane's alleged
physicality being the punchline [quite ironically, it is revealing
itself to be exactly what it claims Dane to be, repetitive and cheap].
It does reference Dane's propensity for hyperbolic generalizations,
but the skit is incredibly inarticulate in this regard. They do
accurately parody one of Dane's bits, but the parody is based on the
setting and the actual content, as opposed to parodying the unique Dane
Cook formula for laughter. It falls flat because of this.

Also, they completely fail to mock one of Dane's most tired tendencies,
where he will either abbreviate or turn a word into an acronym.

All in all, Mad TV barely manages to even make fun of Cook. The best
part of the skit is that the actor is great with his facial expressions
and looks similar to him. Nonetheless, the writing is weak, and like
almost every MadTv skit ever, mediocre.

trippy

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Dec 16, 2006, 12:00:00 AM12/16/06
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In article <1166066125.0...@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>, vr
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

>
> trippy wrote:
> > In article <1165849967.2...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Vince
> > took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> > > Dane Cook would suck on anyone's show. He's not funny, he has zero
> > > improv skills and on radio, you can't see his fake physical moves. His
> > > fifteen minutes are almost up and he'll eventually be that wacky
> > > neighbor in B movies as he slides off the radar screen. Not funny and
> > > people who laugh at him prove my contention that we're in a sad state
> > > and reaching.
> >
> > As funny as Carlin. Believe it. Stop hatin'.
> >
> >
> Not funny.
>
> What is with this "stop hating" crap?

Stop hating good comedy.

>
> Stupid people who don't read books, have rap ringtones on their cell
> phones and watch "American Idol" think he's funny.
>
>

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