Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Twitchell
He is the lead actor of a current television series. He comes across as such a
nice normal guy that it is hard to believe he is really odd behind closed doors.
He likes it rough. No, not like �spank my butt� rough. More like �use your
stiletto heel to step on my privates� rough. He can�t get his wife to engage in
these activities, but there are several women on the side with four-inch heels
at the ready. (Blind Gossip)
I really hope he prefers lucite heels or I just can't with him. My guesses are:
Jon Hamm (we all wish, or do we?), Matthew Fox, Michael C. Hall or Tony
Shalhoub?
This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a
good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He
got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the
backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up
close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others.
(CDAN)
THE FUCK?! You guess while I go sing my ears a comforting lullaby.
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>He is the lead actor of a current television series. He comes across as such a
>nice normal guy that it is hard to believe he is really odd behind closed doors.
>He likes it rough. No, not like �spank my butt� rough. More like �use your
>stiletto heel to step on my privates� rough. He can�t get his wife to engage in
>these activities, but there are several women on the side with four-inch heels
>at the ready. (Blind Gossip)
>I really hope he prefers lucite heels or I just can't with him. My guesses are:
>Jon Hamm (we all wish, or do we?), Matthew Fox, Michael C. Hall or Tony
>Shalhoub?
last time i checked, Jon Hamm wasn't married.
>This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a
>good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He
>got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the
>backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up
>close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others.
>(CDAN)
>THE FUCK?! You guess while I go sing my ears a comforting lullaby.
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
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Aubrey O'Day?
Twitchell
She�s got a show, a hot movie, and a fabulous life, but she won�t shave her
legs. (Down2Front via Blind Gossip)
Mo'Nique. EXHIBIT: EVERYTHING.
These two celebrity couples aren�t super close friends in public, but it�s clear
that they know each other. Everyone knows that the male half of Couple A used to
work with the female half of Couple B over a period of time. Yes, we know, there
were rumors flying around at the time that those two were involved in an
off-screen fling. Although it was good publicity for the project, it�s not true.
But there was something more insidious going on behind the scenes. Something
that didn�t make the tabloids.
It turns out the female half of Couple A and the male half of Couple B were both
so distraught over the rumors that their mates were cheating on them that they
wound up spending a lot of time comforting each other. The comforting became so
frequent and so physical that it resulted in a pregnancy. Now Couple A raising a
child that is only half theirs. Fortunately for them, the child looks more like
the Couple A mother than the Couple B father, but those in the know can
definitely see the Couple B father in the facial features. One additional hint:
all of the people involved have been actors at some point. (Blind Gossip)
You're going to need to whip out your monocle for this one. My first thought was
Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford? After I punched myself in the head as
punishment, I came up with these two guesses: Jerry O'Connell and Jill Hennessy?
Or David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson? This one is a master class blind item.
It's hard.
Twitchell
This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years.
Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to
get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star�s hypocrisy in living
one life in public � and a different one in private � creates anxiety and
depression which, in turn, trigger binge eating.
According to the therapist, the issue will not be resolved until our star comes
out of the closet. The star is actually considering it, but is worried about the
timing of the announcement, and its potential career and financial impact. Will
their career wither? Will their finances suffer? While we don�t know for sure,
we do know that a competitor who has done so is thriving in a similar career.
(Blind Gossip)
Oprah & Ellen? A bolt of lighting didn't bust through my head after I wrote
that, so that's my official guess.
This B- list television (hit network drama)and movie (meh) actress is known for
being adventurous sexually but her latest twist is something that goes into a
whole new realm. Over the past few years she has been seeing one particular C
list cable actor and in the past few months he has been seeing not only the
actress but also her mom. The actress knows about it, encourages it and makes it
a condition of their continued romance. (CDAN)
Sharing dick is not a good mother/daughter activity to bond over! With that
being said, my guess is Hayden Panatroll & the kind of blind items Jeremy Piven?
What �star chef� has been hoodwinking her dinner guests by ordering in dishes
she claims she made herself? (NYDN via Blind Gossip)
I'm going to say drunk ass Sandra Lee? But only so that I can have an excuse to
post this clip of her on the Wendy Williams Show a while ago. We should've known
that Sandra travels with Slim Jims tucked into her belt at all times. Brit Brit
just fell in love.
Kris Baker
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> This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of
> years.
> Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a
> therapist to
> living
> one life in public � and a different one in private � creates anxiety and
> depression which, in turn, trigger binge eating.
>
> According to the therapist, the issue will not be resolved until our star
> comes
> out of the closet. The star is actually considering it, but is worried
> about the
> timing of the announcement, and its potential career and financial impact.
> Will
> we do know that a competitor who has done so is thriving in a similar
> career.
> (Blind Gossip)
> Oprah & Ellen? A bolt of lighting didn't bust through my head after I
> wrote
> that, so that's my official guess.
Yeah, Oprah.
As IF anyone would be surprised, or care.
Kris
Twitchell
So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind
thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and
generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up
to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is
already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up
lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard
answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to
find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow.
Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny. (CDAN)
Homegirl was probably waiting for Tank Jones to pull his moves on her, because
who can resist that giant ball of hot sex? Anyway, my guess is Levi Johnston and
Olivia Wilde?
This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the
idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by
the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend
who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's
head. (CDAN)
Rhymes with Assy and Pity?
This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity
marriage. She�s practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and
cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this
next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public.
The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of
Warcraft. We kid you not. Not Catherine Zeta Jones. (BuzzFoto)
My first thought was SJP and Matthew Broderick, because I can see him getting
the butt tingles for the shirtless elves.