MICHAEL MUSTO 02/06 **BLIND ITEMS**
agcbli...@yahoo.com
1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up
young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
when one such boy rejected him?
2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely
said "Who?"
4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his
friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives
that he actually wrote himself?
5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's
gay except his wife"?
6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago,
making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a
breakdown when rejected.)
7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
deserve it?
8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
while being filmed for a reality show?
9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of an autobiographical
musical, was heard telling someone, "You can't not like it, but it
doesn't kill you. It's the script!"
11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual?
12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight
man I married"?
14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
with a hunky young African American?
15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to
work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male
discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
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<snip>
>8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
>while being filmed for a reality show?
Lisa Loeb?
>9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
>Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
>conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
>the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
i'd guess Johnny from the Goo Goo Dolls, but i don't think his wife is
famous, is she?
>12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
>black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
>comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
did Richard Pryor have a son? i'm going to guess Eddie Murphy for the
live comic.
>15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to
>work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
Lindsey Lohan?
>16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
>on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
weren't there rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal being bi?
>17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male
>discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
Bryan Singer and Brandon Routh?
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
SoCally
defiant
SoCally wrote:
> What writer has lost his mind and is trying to copy Ted Casablanca?
Musto has been like this for awhile now, wannabe bitch just like Ted C.
maryanne kehoe
>http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,720>77,15.html
>1. What TV personality who's perennially >chased after drugged-up
young'uns is still at it >and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
>when one such boy rejected him?
Chris???? (The blond haired reporter on Dateline-there were gay rumors
about him when he worked at Channel 4 in Detroit.)
>2. What other TV personality actually dated >that rocker he's a fan of?
No idea
>3. What '80s singer, when asked what she >thought of KANYE WEST, cutely
said "Who?"
Tiffany (?)
>4. What superstar's sometime publicist >"accidentally" e-mails his
friends gushy love >letters to himself from hot guys, mythical >missives
that he actually wrote himself?
All of them?
>5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by >noting, "Everyone knows he's
gay except his
>wife"?
Al? Hubby of that View lady.
>6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen >in Bangkok not long ago,
making lurid eye >gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't >have a
breakdown when rejected.)
WIld guess...4711 is a German cologne and isn't David Hasselhoff a huge
singer in Germany now?
>7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an >actor with sizzling ethnic
looks-once had an >affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't >deserve
it?
Anyone have a list of the Sexiest Men Alive for the 1990s?
>8. What forgotten singer was even more of a >total bitch than called
for while being filmed for >a reality show?
Someone from the Big Brother house?
>9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't >look like her world-famous
Papa, no doubt >because he's infertile and is not her father? >(To
conceive, her world-famous Mama >supposedly did it with a co-worker who
the >daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and >all.)
No idea
>10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of >an autobiographical
musical, was heard telling >someone, "You can't not like it, but it
doesn't >kill you. It's the script!"
Not up on Broadway happenings.....
>11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that >clubbin' transsexual?
The guy that does "Home Plate" on TBS.
>12. Which dead black comic's son once had a >relationship with that
live black comic, a fact >the son revealed at his dad's wake when the
>live comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't >show?
Richard Pryor's son, the live black comic possibly George Wallace (I
hope not-he's funny as hell, didn't think he would swing that way, but
who knows?)
>13. Which famous mother once said, "That >director was the only
straight man I married"?
Tippi Hedren (?)
>14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown >gym's steam room and
sauna with a hunky >young African American man?
Where have Cruise and Travola been lately?
>15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay >bash and promptly set to
work asking the >powers that be how she could get some >booger sugar?
Sounds like Tara Reid.
>16. What actor who's played gay was >supposedly going to come out as bi
on that >talk show, but naturally didn't?
No idea, is "naturally" a clue? One of the Brokeback Mountain boys?
>17. And what gay director, say the rumors, >wants to out his male
discovery, but will no >doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
The James Bond director (can't even BEGIN to try to spell his name!) who
just got busted by the cops last week.
SoCally
> Musto has been like this for awhile now, wannabe bitch just like Ted C.
They should both be banned to an island for bad writers!
Phoenix
agcbli...@yahoo.com says...
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
> 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
This is the most interesting one. The daughter has to be fairly grown
up, at least 12 or 13. Famous "dad", famous mom who has a co-worker
(not co-star), and we've got the clues "no doubt" and "goo goo eyes".
I'm stumped.
> 16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
> on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
Peter Sinusgaard (sp?). Oh hell, what's his name, from Kinsey?
Or Jake G.
bel
maxh...@hotmail.com
wrote:
>In article <1139368146.3...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>agcbli...@yahoo.com says...
>> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>>
>
>> 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
>> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
>> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
>> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
>
>This is the most interesting one. The daughter has to be fairly grown
>up, at least 12 or 13. Famous "dad", famous mom who has a co-worker
>(not co-star), and we've got the clues "no doubt" and "goo goo eyes".
>
>I'm stumped.
Courtney Love?
Font of All Important Info
by mysterious forces to say:
>On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:57:50 GMT, Phoenix <avian...@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <1139368146.3...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>>agcbli...@yahoo.com says...
>>> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>>>
>>
>>> 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
>>> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
>>> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
>>> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
>>
>>This is the most interesting one. The daughter has to be fairly grown
>>up, at least 12 or 13. Famous "dad", famous mom who has a co-worker
>>(not co-star), and we've got the clues "no doubt" and "goo goo eyes".
>>
>>I'm stumped.
>
>Courtney Love?
it's not her because Frances Bean looks just like Kurt.
>>
>>
>>> 16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
>>> on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
>>
>>Peter Sinusgaard (sp?). Oh hell, what's his name, from Kinsey?
Peter Sarsgaard.
>>Or Jake G.
that's what i said :)
maryanne kehoe
Or Whitney Houston?
ntantiques
agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
> 6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago,
> making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a
> breakdown when rejected.)
>
> 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> deserve it?
I'll guess Antonio Banderas for this one - only "90's era hottie with
sizzling ethnic looks" who comes to mind.
> 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
OK... the parents aren't referred to as actors or stars - just world
famous, so here's an off the wall guess...the Clintons. Only child
Chelsea Clinton could fit the "goo-goo eye" thing, her parents are both
world famous, and despite his legendary escapades I don't remember any
of Bill Clinton's chickies ever making noise about getting knocked up.
> 12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
> black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
> comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
Gotta be Richard Pryor's son and...I'll go with Eddie Murphy as a
guess.
NT
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>
Wee Bit Strange
> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
It's a reach, but how about Chynna Phillips with "Mama" Michelle and
"Papa" John Phillips? According to the Behind the Music episode,
Michelle had an affair with the other "Papa" Denny Doherty in 1965 and
it led to her firing from the band in June 1966 (thanks, Wikipedia!).
She was brought back in August 1966, Chynna was born in February 1968
and they divorced in 1970 after serial adultery on both sides.
> 13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight
> man I married"?
God, this isn't some ancient Judy Garland quote, is it? You mean, she
married gay guys?!
> 17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male
> discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
Joel Schumacher and Colin Farrell or... no, I won't even suggest Gerard
Butler.
--Amy
JAH
>http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
>1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up
>young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
>when one such boy rejected him?
Pat O'Brien?
>
>2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
Ryan Seacrest?
>
>3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely
>said "Who?"
Debbie Gibson?
>5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's
>gay except his wife"?
Al Reynolds?
>8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
>while being filmed for a reality show?
Jane Weiden?
>16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
>on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
Heath or Jake
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ntantiques wrote:
> agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
> >
>
> > 6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago,
> > making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a
> > breakdown when rejected.)
> >
> > 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> > ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> > deserve it?
>
> I'll guess Antonio Banderas for this one - only "90's era hottie with
> sizzling ethnic looks" who comes to mind.
What about Antonio Sabato, Jr.? He was pretty hot in the 90s (heck
he's still cute).
agcbli...@yahoo.com
ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
deserve it? >>
1990: Tom Cruise
1991: Patrick Swayze
1992: Nick Nolte
1993: Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford (The Sexiest Couple Alive)
1994: None
1995: Brad Pitt
1996: Denzel Washington
1997: George Clooney
1998: Harrison Ford
1999: Richard Gere
AJ
>7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
>ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
>deserve it?
I thought perhaps this was Keith Hamilton Cobb. As far as I know, KHC
is known as being a really nice guy.
ko...@optonline.net
The Clintons are the married couple who have a daughter who doesn't
look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.
The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
Law firm with Hillary.
Exhibit A:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11632.gif
SyVyN11
"maryanne kehoe" <atl...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> making lurid eye >gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't >have a
> breakdown when rejected.)
>
> WIld guess...4711 is a German cologne and isn't David Hasselhoff a huge
> singer in Germany now?
>
>
Breakdown (Jesus Christ it was horrible).
CliffB
ko...@optonline.net wrote:
> This one has been around for years. It's moldy even for Musto
>
> The Clintons are the married couple who have a daughter who doesn't
> look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
> world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
> does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.
>
> The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
> Law firm with Hillary.
>
> Exhibit A:
>
> http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11632.gif
>
>
Frigging Little Rock Babylon..........or is it Beverly Hillbillies meet
Peyton Place........
WIZZY
> 14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
> with a hunky young African American?
Hank Azaria?
Preesi
Plus he was caught buying gay porn a few yrs ago
--
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Ms. B. Haven
4725 years old seems to be a very specific clue - it's the estimated
age of the oldest living tree, a bristlecone pine nicknamed the
Methuselah tree.
Phoenix
wee_bit...@yahoo.com says...
> > 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
> > Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> > conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> > the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
>
> It's a reach, but how about Chynna Phillips with "Mama" Michelle and
> "Papa" John Phillips? According to the Behind the Music episode,
> Michelle had an affair with the other "Papa" Denny Doherty in 1965 and
> it led to her firing from the band in June 1966 (thanks, Wikipedia!).
> She was brought back in August 1966, Chynna was born in February 1968
> and they divorced in 1970 after serial adultery on both sides.
But Phillips had other kids, so he isn't infertile.
>
> > 13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight
> > man I married"?
>
> God, this isn't some ancient Judy Garland quote, is it? You mean, she
> married gay guys?!
You mean she married a straight guy?!
bel
Phoenix
ko...@optonline.net says...
> This one has been around for years. It's moldy even for Musto
>
> The Clintons are the married couple who have a daughter who doesn't
> look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
> world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
> does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.
>
> The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
> Law firm with Hillary.
>
> Exhibit A:
>
> http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11632.gif
How did I miss this?
I assumed Chelsie got her hair color from Bill. Maybe not. She does
resemble Hubble.
bel
Phoenix
agcbli...@yahoo.com says...
I don't see a sizzling "ethnic" (which I take to mean Latino or Italian
or French perhaps) in the lot.
bel
>
>
Lefty
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
> 1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up
> young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
> when one such boy rejected him?
I'd love it to be Seacrest.
> 4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his
> friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives
> that he actually wrote himself?
Bwahahahaha! Please, somebody, tell me who this is.
> 5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's
> gay except his wife"?
Jeff Goldblum (was in The Fly)?
> 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> deserve it?
Antonio Banderas?
> 12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
> black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
> comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
Gads, that's convoluted. Steven Pryor or Richard Pryor Jr. and Eddie
Murphy?
> 14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
> with a hunky young African American?
Who recently played Lancelot? Ioan Gruffud? He isn't a star. Maybe
"Spermalot" is a reference just to the film itself. Clive Owen?
> 15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to
> work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
Too many suspects to list.
> 16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
> on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Lefty
> On 7 Feb 2006 19:09:06 -0800, agcbli...@yahoo.com felt compelled
> by mysterious forces to say:
>
>
> <snip>
>
> >8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
> >while being filmed for a reality show?
>
Good guess. That one stumped me.
> >12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
> >black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
> >comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
>
> did Richard Pryor have a son? i'm going to guess Eddie Murphy for the
> live comic.
He has two sons; Steven and Richard. He had to get a restraining order
against one of them. I'm not sure which one.
> >16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
> >on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
>
> weren't there rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal being bi?
Yep. It's probably him.
Lefty
ntantiques wrote:
> agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
> > 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> > ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> > deserve it?
>
> I'll guess Antonio Banderas for this one - only "90's era hottie with
> sizzling ethnic looks" who comes to mind.
Agreed.
> > 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
> > Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> > conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> > the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
>
> OK... the parents aren't referred to as actors or stars - just world
> famous, so here's an off the wall guess...the Clintons. Only child
> Chelsea Clinton could fit the "goo-goo eye" thing, her parents are both
> world famous, and despite his legendary escapades I don't remember any
> of Bill Clinton's chickies ever making noise about getting knocked up.
Perfect! Well done.
> > 12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
> > black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
> > comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
>
> Gotta be Richard Pryor's son and...I'll go with Eddie Murphy as a
> guess.
Agreed.
M Elizabeth
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Tina
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>
>
> 11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual?
<snip>
Oh that would be Rocco DiSpirito. I think there was another
not-so-blind item that mentioned he was see clubbin' with trannies in
NYC recently.
Tina
He's got 3 sons....and I think the oldest, Richard Pryor Jr. is around
Eddie's age too.
Tina
Lefty wrote:
> agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
> > 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> > ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> > deserve it?
>
> Antonio Banderas?
Could be Antonio...or maybe Andy Garcia?
Mack Dunyfe
Dennis Lewis
George Clooney didn't jump out at you? (And he just finished playing
an "ethnic" role in "Syriana"...)
Dennis Lewis
>
>On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:20:06 GMT, maxh...@hotmail.com felt compelled
>by mysterious forces to say:
>
>>>agcbli...@yahoo.com says...
>>>> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>>>>
>>>> 16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
>>>> on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
>>>
>
>Peter Sarsgaard.
Peter Sarsgaard ... bi? The gay community should be so lucky. (Gahd,
his buns look sweeter than blizzard beach in the land of Dairy Queen.)
Phoenix
says...
His role in Syriana was US CIA with a beard. Was it ever stated in the
movie that he had a ME background? I forget.
Clooney is Irish white bread.
bel
>
Phoenix
says...
He's a cutie alright.
bel
>
Gregory Morrow
maryanne kehoe wrote:
> >2. What other TV personality actually dated >that rocker he's a fan of?
>
> No idea
Brilliant - the whole world was just *waiting* for that...
--
Best
Greg
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> This one has been around for years. It's moldy even for Musto
>
> The Clintons are the married couple who have a daughter who doesn't
> look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
> world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
> does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.
>
> The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
> Law firm with Hillary.
>
> Exhibit A:
>
> http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11632.gif
That's......interesting. I always thought she looked like Hillary and Bill.
Certainly Hillary.
As for the infertility rumor....I wouldn't be surprised. #1 He always
refused to have his medical examinations done by the doctor or hospital team
that has checked all previous Presidents. The Republicans made a big stink
about it. At the time I didn't consider it worth getting upset over, but now
I wonder. Also, I believe Ken Starr may have redacted some info in his
report where Monica tells Linda in explicit detail that Bill had a venereal
disease and she could only service him at certain times in between
flare-ups. Such a disease could have made him sterile.
Mad Ice Beyond Linger Dome
news:1139368146.3...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
> 17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male
> discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
Clearly Bryan Singer, but I'm sure Warner Brothers isn't about to let him do
it at Superman's expense. Besides, I don't really believe Singer is that
stupid, and nobody cares which gender Routh uses his x-ray vision on. It's
the character of Superman that we care about.
Claire
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
> 1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up
> young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
> when one such boy rejected him?
>
Ryan Seacrest
> 2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
Carson Daly
>
> 3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely
> said "Who?"
Debbie Gibson
>
> 4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his
> friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives
> that he actually wrote himself?
Ben Affleck
>
> 5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's
> gay except his wife"?
Star Jones
>
> 6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago,
> making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a
> breakdown when rejected.)
Abe Vigoda
>
> 7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
> ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
> deserve it?
B.D. Wong
>
> 8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
> while being filmed for a reality show?
Lisa Loeb -check out all the botox! Her eyebrows are higher than her
hairline
>
> 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
> Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
> conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
> the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
The Mamas and the Papas
>
> 10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of an autobiographical
> musical, was heard telling someone, "You can't not like it, but it
> doesn't kill you. It's the script!"
>
> 11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual?
>
> 12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
> black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
> comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
One of Richard Pryor's kids and Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence
>
> 13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight
> man I married"?
>
> 14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
> with a hunky young African American?
David Hyde Pierce
>
> 15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to
> work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
Tara Reid
>
> 16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
> on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
Jake Gyllenhall
Phoenix
says...
> <ko...@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:1139413238....@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > This one has been around for years. It's moldy even for Musto
> >
> > The Clintons are the married couple who have a daughter who doesn't
> > look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
> > world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
> > does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.
> >
> > The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
> > Law firm with Hillary.
> >
> > Exhibit A:
> >
> > http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11632.gif
>
> That's......interesting. I always thought she looked like Hillary and Bill.
> Certainly Hillary.
>
> As for the infertility rumor....I wouldn't be surprised. #1 He always
> refused to have his medical examinations done by the doctor or hospital team
> that has checked all previous Presidents.
Please. You really think that a sperm count is a part of any physical?
bel
Gregory Morrow
Mad Ice Beyond Linger Dome wrote:
> "Gregory Morrow"
> <gregorymorrowEMERGENCY...@earthlink.net> wrote in
> message news:EWvGf.12622$rH5....@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> >
> > maryanne kehoe wrote:
> >
> >> >2. What other TV personality actually dated >that rocker he's a fan
of?
> >>
> >> No idea
> >
> >
> > Brilliant - the whole world was just *waiting* for that...
>
> Pepsi spewing all over monitor!!!
Aren't we all so very, very lucky to have access to every single thought
that crosses Loafie's brain pan...???
;-)
--
Best
Greg
CliffB
just for the record, he resembles, especially in his Syriana look, the
leader in exile (from Syrian sanctuary) of Hamas, Khaled Mashaal. Nice
guy, that Khaled
http://www.debkafile.org/article.php?aid=1128
> >
Tina
He has bedroom eyes......
Messalina
agcbli...@yahoo.com wrote:
> http://villagevoice.com/nyclife/0606,musto,72077,15.html
>
12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
Duh, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.
14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
with a hunky young African American?
Obviously one of the stars of Spamalot. Tim Curry?
Mez
emerald...@gmail.comnospam
wrote:
Probably not. But blood tests would likely reveal the presence of
certain persistent STDs.
--
"Every one of the innocents who died on Sept. 11 was the most important person on earth to somebody.
Every death extinguished a world." -- President George W. Bush, 12/11/2001
emerald...@gmail.comnospam
wrote:
>In article <1139405417.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
>wee_bit...@yahoo.com says...
>> > 9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
>> > Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
>> > conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
>> > the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
>>
>> It's a reach, but how about Chynna Phillips with "Mama" Michelle and
>> "Papa" John Phillips? According to the Behind the Music episode,
>> Michelle had an affair with the other "Papa" Denny Doherty in 1965 and
>> it led to her firing from the band in June 1966 (thanks, Wikipedia!).
>> She was brought back in August 1966, Chynna was born in February 1968
>> and they divorced in 1970 after serial adultery on both sides.
>
>But Phillips had other kids, so he isn't infertile.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't think of Michelle and John Phillips
when I think of "world-famous" parents.
easywri...@yahoo.com
Lily
Hillary.
Lily
karo
ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
deserve it?
I think it's Johnny Depp. Plus there are lots of lines in "Pirates of
the Caribbean" about him deserving this or not deserving that (getting
slapped by various women.)
nina
> look like her world-famous Papa because he's infertile and the
> world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter
>
> The late Web Hubble is the supposed father. A fellow lawyer at the Rose
>
Mad Ice Beyond Linger Dome
news:kqglu1tqifhhc7vu1...@4ax.com...
>>Please. You really think that a sperm count is a part of any physical?
> Probably not. But blood tests would likely reveal the presence of
> certain persistent STDs.
Not really sure why Phoenix thought a physical wouldn't reveal he had an
STD. You could probably tell just by looking at Bill Clinton's penis whether
or not it had gonorrhea, herpes, or something else.
-------------------------------------
Icebreaker
"I hate to burst your bubble there, Tam, but that's not Blackman. That's
just the chink with some spic food I ordered, hoping we'd have something to
celebrate. But I guess that's not in the cards."
Messalina
Ooo. Good catch. I think you're onto something.
Mez
ntantiques
Thought that too until I saw pics of Hillary as a young person. Before
Chelsea paid that visit to the plastic surgeon, she definitely favored
her mother.
NT
Phoenix
123.net says...
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> "karo" <pw3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1139471723....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> does he look like besides white boy?
He claims a lot of Cherokee blood, and given his skin tones it's
believable.
Depp has some sort of ethnic strain.
It's a good guess.
bel
>
>
>
karo
explorer wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> "karo" <pw3...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1139471723....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> does he look like besides white boy?
The BI says nothing about "Sexiest Man Alive" -- and, in fact, Depp got
plenty of those "awards" in the 90s -- People magazine's 50 most
beautiful, Empire magazine's 100 top movie stars of all time, etc.
By most biographical accounts he is at least part Native American and
played an American Indian in "The Brave" (a project he also directed
and co-wrote). C'mon, he's known for his dark, "exotic" good looks --
hardly typical "white boy."
Spanglerella Man
"Mad Ice Beyond Linger Dome" <icebr...@LingerNewsNetwork.com> wrote in
message news:OHJGf.30$mx...@fe07.lga...
Dude, not even the penis, really. Think about it...if the STD were prevalent
enough, he could have a rash underneath or above the elastic of his jockey
shorts, providing that he wears them. The doc wouldn't even have to check
his Johnson if it were a bad enough case. In Clinton's case, he probably
doesn't wear any Fruit of the Looms, though, seeing as how like the best
rural farmer out there, he likes to have quick and easy access to his pickle
come harvesting time.
JN
grasshopper
Yeah, by now that rash should cover all W for his STD that is all over
the american pubic.
Tina
Mad Ice Beyond Linger Dome wrote:
> <emerald...@gmail.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> news:kqglu1tqifhhc7vu1...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:16:51 GMT, Phoenix <avian...@yahoo.com>
> > wrote:
>
> >>Please. You really think that a sperm count is a part of any physical?
>
> > Probably not. But blood tests would likely reveal the presence of
> > certain persistent STDs.
>
> Not really sure why Phoenix thought a physical wouldn't reveal he had an
> STD. You could probably tell just by looking at Bill Clinton's penis whether
> or not it had gonorrhea, herpes, or something else.
she said a "sperm count" not a physical. Do you routinely provide a
sperm deposit at your annual exam?
sendmeyo...@googlemail.com
young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown
when one such boy rejected him?
Gary Coleman
2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
Gary Coleman
3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely
said "Who?"
Gary Coleman
4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his
friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives
that he actually wrote himself?
Justin Timberlake
5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's
gay except his wife"?
All of them who are married
6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago,
making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a
breakdown when rejected.)
Gary Coleman?
7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s-an actor with sizzling
ethnic looks-once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't
deserve it?
Gary Coleman!
8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for
while being filmed for a reality show?
Barbara Streisand?
9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous
Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To
conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who
the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
One of Marlon Brando's 59732861238612 children
10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of an autobiographical
musical, was heard telling someone, "You can't not like it, but it
doesn't kill you. It's the script!"
I can't not speak the language it the makes sense the in.
11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual?
The black dude on Can't Cook Won't Cook
12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live
black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live
comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
Gary Coleman?
13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight
man I married"?
Famous mother indeed
14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna
with a hunky young African American?
Did he get a facial too?
15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to
work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
Winona Ryder?
16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi
on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
Gary Coleman? Winona Ryder?
17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male
discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?
All of them
Dr. Sooz
Breakdown (Jesus Christ it was horrible).
~~~~~~~~~~~
It was Heartbeat or Heart-something, not Breakdown.
Dr. Sooz
Da Brat
Dr. Sooz
~~~~~~~~~
Wait -- scratch that. She probably can't even carry a tune....and she
was obviously a total bitch. Wrong answer.
Dr. Sooz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No -- it WAS "Heartbeat" -- I can still hear it -- AUGH!!
eartha...@yahoo.com
Didn't he do that for opening or closing credits for a movie that he
was in?