Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Twitchell
Which portly star shocked his girlfriend on a recent holiday by unpacking a tub
of bikini line hair removal cream and insisted she use it on his back, sack and
crack? (3am)
Khloe Kardashian? Or Sean Astin? Or James Gandolfini? Or Alec Baldwin? Or
absolutely anybody else on FatActors.blogspot.com.
Which actress had a good reason for never naming the father of her teenage
daughter? The sperminator was a major American marijuana trafficker on the lam
abroad who eventually returned to the United States, did a stint behind bars,
and is now with a production company in California. (Page Six)
Catherine Oxenberg (aka Amanda Carrington on Dynasty)? Catherine is married to
Casper Van Dien now, but she has an 18-year-old daughter whose father has never
been publicly identified. I knew there was a good reason for why I watched the
entire season of I Married a Princess.
This A/B list singer/performer has slept with the drummer from a popular rock
band at least three times now. Both are married or with partners, and both are
famous, and both have been secretly hooking up at random intervals in bizarre
public places. We hear a public park was the first spot for the rendezvous, then
a studio bathroom, and the third in a hotel. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)
That slut Miss Piggy and Animal? Or Pink and Tommy Lee (AGAIN)? Or Pink and
Travis Barker? Or Brit Brit and Mick Fleetwood (HA)?
After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now
that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that
any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men.
Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for
young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he will
fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York
and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies. (Janet
Charlton)
I'm going to bypass the Liam Neeson guess and go with Stanley Tucci instead? And
I'm also going to guess that you're going to spend your afternoon creating a
profile on Rentboy using the username: skinny18luvsbaldies.
Kris Baker
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> After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change.
> Now
> that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely
> that
> any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young
> men.
> Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web
> for
> young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he
> will
> fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New
> York
> and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies. (Janet
> Charlton)
> I'm going to bypass the Liam Neeson guess and go with Stanley Tucci
> instead? And
> I'm also going to guess that you're going to spend your afternoon creating
> a
> profile on Rentboy using the username: skinny18luvsbaldies.
I can go with Tucci easier than Neeson, except for the "unexpectedly
lost his wife" thing.....unless her death from cancer was unexpected.
Tucci played Paul Child (Julia's husband) in Julie & Julia...and I came
away thinking that Paul Child definitely was gay.
Kris
Smokie Darling (Annie)
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> > After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change.
> > Now
> > that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely
> > that
> > any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young
> > men.
> > Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web
> > for
> > young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he
> > will
> > fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New
> > York
> > and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies. (Janet
> > Charlton)
> > I'm going to bypass the Liam Neeson guess and go with Stanley Tucci
> > instead? And
> > I'm also going to guess that you're going to spend your afternoon creating
> > a
> > profile on Rentboy using the username: skinny18luvsbaldies.
>
> I can go with Tucci easier than Neeson, except for the "unexpectedly
> lost his wife" thing.....unless her death from cancer was unexpected.
Hadn't they said they'd caught it early though? Dying of breast
cancer, when it's caught early on, is generally pretty rare. Or it
could be that she had fought it for so long, that it seemed "sudden"
when she died (because they could have thought they were beating it).
Twitchell
This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY
cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn嚙緣 care
less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about
looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He
is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes
away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly
insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from
passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some
normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn
it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male
left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more
frequently. The female claims she doesn嚙緣 care, as long as the male shows up
when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a
lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie. (BuzzFoto)
A Brangaloonie just punched a kitten. Jennifer Aniston just hugged all of her 25
cats. And I'm going to guess St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad?
It嚙編 Spy Versus Spy in This Relationship. Their relationship is pretty on the
outside, but totally ugly on the inside. This Hollywood couple doesn嚙緣 trust
each other as far as they can throw each other (which isn嚙緣 far). He suspected
her of having an affair, so he put a GPS tracking device on her car.
The irony is that she isn嚙緣 the one cheating in this relationship. It嚙編 him. How
does she know? She hired a private detective to follow him. Now there are
reports and timelines and photos and everything else that give her proof
positive that he has a bevy of beauties on the side. Why hasn嚙緣 she confronted
him with the proof yet? She嚙編 actually just biding her time, letting the
evidence pile up so that when it comes time to separate, she will walk away with
the child/ren, the house, the money, and everything else. (Blind Gossip)
This may seem like a repeat guess from the one above, but does St. Angie even
drive her own car? I thought Maddox was the driver in the family. Because of
this, I'll go with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck?
Kris Baker
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> This may seem like a repeat guess from the one above, but does St. Angie
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> drive her own car?
She has her own pilot's license.
But...she's exactly the showboater who'd fly a plane, but
refuse to drive the car to the airport and back.
Kris
Twitchell
This actor may be the last straight man left in Hollywood, but he does have one
unusual request that makes us question his past. This one requires one man
(him), two partners (in this case both women), and a room temperature
traditionally-shaped bottle of Coca-Cola. When he is about to climax into one
woman, the other one shakes up the bottle of Coke and shoves it up his bum. The
objective is to have two explosions at once. Given his screen history, we�re
guessing that this actor rather likes big explosions. And, given his bedroom
history, we�re guessing that neither of these women is his wife. (Blind Gossip)
I highly respect this Coke fucker for using Coca-Cola instead of Pepsi. I don't
mean to offend any Pepsi lovers out there (Yes, I do), but personally I wouldn't
let my asshole drink Pepsi even if it had cotton mouth in a bad way, which it
usually does. I give it Pedialyte when that happens. Anyway, my guesses are
Charlie Sheen or Josh Duhamel?
This B list male reality star who is sort of related to another group of reality
stars has always been known for being a bit of a player. OK, a lot of player.
BUT, his playing has always been of the heterosexual variety. Well, on a recent
promotional, make me some money trip out of the country he decided to take the
plunge and enjoyed himself not only with many women but also at least one guy.
(CDAN)
Brody Jenner? Exhibit: A
What C list actress on a middling network comedy in a great time slot has a big
problem with drugs. It isn't that she has overdosed or anything like that, but
she is deeply in debt to her drug dealer who has been collecting payments lately
by showing up on the set of her show and having alone time with our actress.
Everyone on the set thinks the guy is her boyfriend so don't understand why she
is so freaked out whenever he shows up. (CDAN)
This is actress needs kids so she can send them to do her dirty work (see post
below). That way her dealer won't bother her ass directly.
I'm going to guess any C-List actress on Community or Parks and Recreation.
Twitchell
Party crashers aren�t the only ones creating stress at the White House. A
certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran
into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out
that the age on her driver�s license didn�t match up to the background check.
She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but
eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future
events. We don�t know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she
was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to
him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite
a few years older than he thought she was. (Blind Gossip)
Well, we've all heard stories from our grandparents about how they used to
"whoop it up" with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the speakeasy back in the day, so
I'll go with her.
Which etiquette expert needs to teach her own kids some manners? Her 13-year-old
son crashed the bar mitzvah of his prep school classmate -- in jeans and a
T-shirt, no less -- and rented a room at the hotel where the event was held for
an unsupervised after-party" (Page Six)
What will The Countess say?!
Which high-profile socialite has given her number to too many people? When the
phone rings with a "private number," she screens her calls by answering with a
fake Spanish accent. (Page Six)
Since Parasite Hilton's idea of doing a believable Spanish accent is talking
while Juan Valdez's dick is in her mouth, I'll go with Nicole Richie?