Blue Suede CO2
Cleopatra_Enterprise_Institute-Queen_of-DeNile
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
>From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do -- but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my CO2.
You can do anything, but keep off of my CO2.
Bawana
Dr. StrangeGore, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Global
Warming
Word is that the University of Minnesota may give an honorary
doctorate degree in climatology to Al Gore. The school will present
Gore with a degree for his work on global warming after they give Mike
Nifong his honorary doctorate in criminal justice.
Gore's starting to get honorary doctorates for theories that are
guesses at best (outright money grabs at worst), and he's making money
on films which allows him to travel by private jet and eloquently
maintain his three large homes. Al's even gone into the concert
promoting biz, and is up for an Academy Award. Life is good.
I wonder if the degree ceremony for Gore's work on global warming will
end up being cancelled due to an ice and snowstorm, like this global
warming conference was.
As for Gore's doctorate, I wrote the following in a column for The
American Spectator last April, and it pretty much sums up why I'm
baffled at the fawning over Gore and his cloudy crystal ball:
Gore-style meteorology, specifically climatology as it concerns
global warming, seems to be one of those rare sciences for which the
percentage of accuracy of predictions rises as the distance from the
date in question increases.
To buy into this scientific convenience takes the same blind
confidence required to believe an archer who tells you he can put an
arrow through a soda can at 500 yards - the same person who you've
noticed can't hit a bale of hay from 10 feet away.
Ask the night sweat-suffering Gore what the world will look like
in 100 years if the United States doesn't sign on to the Kyoto
Protocol, and you'll be drawn a gloomy, and very specific, picture of
our final days. Then ask him what the overnight low will be in
Chattanooga two weeks from Thursday, and you'll get an unresponsive
stare. At some point during the conversation, Gore will excuse himself
and go burn thousands of gallons of jet fuel to fly to an emergency
summit meeting on ozone depletion.
As a side note, I find it fascinating that the climate somehow seems
to know who the president is. When Al was veep for eight years, we
didn't hear a whisper about any of this. Then Bush gets in, and the
ice caps start melting like a banana split in a sauna and hurricanes
ravage the land. If Hillary wins, we're all saved again.
Even the damned weather is partisan these days.
__________
"I'd like to thank all my Hollywood friends who are here tonight to
show solidarity in combatting global warming. Those of you who got in
your three-mile-per-gallon limos and headed for the red carpet, many
of you after arriving in your private jets, I thank you from the
bottom of my heart. Without you, none of this would have been
possible."
Roger Coppock
[ . . . ]
> When Al was veep for eight years, we
> didn't hear a whisper about any of this.
Selective memory, deafness, Alzheimer's,
there are many possible reasons why you
failed to remember hearing anything. I
remember Al Gore's speech on Earth Day
where he covered global warming quite
completely.
Cleopatra_Enterprise_Institute-Queen_of-DeNile
You can bake the earth;
you can raise the seas
you can drown Bangladesh
and New Orleans
put the blame or sunspots
or whatever you please --
but honey, no matter what you do
Stay off, off, off of my CO2.
'cause I love that CO2.
Cleopatra_Enterprise_Institute-Queen_of-DeNile
You can blame Al Gore as a hypocrite
say there's no good still
in the Democrits
you can blame the left
you can blame the right
call the scientists "cultists"
all day and night --
but honey, no matter what you do
Just stay off of my CO2.
Cause I love that CO2
Bawana
> On Feb 21, 5:24 pm, "Bawana" <mrbawan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> [ . . . ]
>
> > When Al was veep for eight years, we
> > didn't hear a whisper about any of this.
>
> I remember Al Gore's speech on Earth Day
> where he covered global warming quite
> completely.
Sure you do, Kooc2opoke...
...Al Gore's speech...on Earth Day...
Yeah...That's the ticket...
john fernbach
you can blame the reds
say Al Gore is crazy
and off his meds
say scientists are greedy
and fernbach's on booze
but uh-huh, honey
just
stay off of my CO2.
You can write anything
and claim anything
but don't you dare touch my CO2.
Cleopatra_Enterprise_Institute-Queen_of-DeNile
or the cosmic dust,
blame Chaos Theory
if you think you must
You can blame the change
On farting cows
Say the Earth would have
Got hot anyhow
But hey - stay off of my CO2.
You can say what you want,
But keep off of my CO2.
Bawana
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Anna Nicole Smith's Death Blamed on Global Warming
By Doug Giles
Saturday, February 10, 2007
http://tinyurl.com/2kq2tp
Our globe would probably cool off several degrees if Al Gore would
just shut up and loose some weight. First things first, Al.
The unsubstantiated hot air that emits from Gore's pie hole, the
friction heat his chunky thighs generate when he waddles, plus the
greenhouse gas he bellows out his backside after scarfing down the
grande enchilada platter at Casa Ole are enough to make a polar bear
bust a sweat.
Speaking of polar bears, I do hope it gets a little warmer up north.
I've always wanted to hunt polar bear, but it's just been too cold. Go
warmer temps!
Back to Gore. You and I both know that Gore would be warning us about
the negative effects of Spider Monkey urine if it would ingratiate him
to the voting public. And that's what his global warming, god awful
warbling is all about: the unavoidable Presidential aspirations of
Albert Gore. Jose Feliciano can see that.
Evidently, global warming didn't hit Texas last month when I was there
during Dallas' Safari Club. It was cold. I'm talkin' Hillary chilly.
Also, I believe it snowed in Malibu this year. But that, too, could be
a sign.
As a matter of fact, everything is now an omen that our orb is getting
over-cooked.
· Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch? Global warming.
· Paula Abdul's speech slurs? Global warming.
· The tarpon bite has been a little slow and late this year in Miami.
Global warming. I've noticed also that the flying fish have shortened
their glide paths. Coincidence? I don't think so.
· Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death? Global warming . . . or
possibly, her opportunistic lawyer, Howard K. Stern?
· Astronauts doing whacky things with BB guns, love triangles and
adult diapers? Must be global warming. Think about it.
· This could also be the reason why Rosie's so angry all the time. The
gradual roasting of our terra firma under her feet is making her
irritated. Or, maybe she's just plump and pouty. It's a coin toss on
that one.
I was watching a guy on TV a few weeks ago talk about earthy
balminess. He had his running helicopter parked on a slab of ice. As
he spoke about our toasty planet, the viewing audience got hit with
the obligatory sad seal pictures, melting snowman, gloomy Eskimo
photos and a watery Slushy from 7-Eleven.
After his opening remarks, the snow prophet of doom pointed to a
nearby ice bank and said, "Behold, even as I speaketh the ice
melteth." I'm thinking, "Really? How about turning off the helicopter?
The red hot engine and the 200mph wind storm the chopper is generating
could possibly be culpable for your nippy apocalypse." I guarantee if
he would have switched off Chopper 1 and held still for 30 minutes,
Nostradamus would be doing his prophecy with snotcicles hanging off
his nose and his hands crammed down his pants in an attempt to keep
them warm.
As the earnest tree humpers try to convince us all that their moist
Armageddon is a soon coming slip-n-slide reality, I'm kinda thinking
that maybe, just maybe, they're full of crap, their stats are trumped,
their science is specious and this is a politically driven liberal wet
dream.
As a matter of fact, I'm sidin' with Dr. Richard Lindzen (Alfred P.
Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science prof at MIT) when he says,
"Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early
twenty-first century's developed world went into hysterical panic over
a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree
and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer
projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded
to contemplate a roll back of the industrial age."
In the Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and
Environmentalism, Christopher Horner shatters the global warming
blather in 303 pages of earth cooling facts. He chills the left with
several inconvenient truths for Al Snore, I mean Gore, and his 5 alarm
cheerleaders. Stuff like:
· The earth has often been hotter than it is now.
· Only a tiny portion of greenhouse gases are manmade.
· Most of Antarctica is getting colder.
· The media only recently abandoned the "global cooling" scare.
· "Global warming" hasn't made hurricanes worse. Our tendency to put
up trailer houses in their path is getting greater.
· There is no scientific consensus on global warming.
· Climate is always changing with or without man.
· Many big businesses lobby for global warming policies that will
increase their profits - and our costs.
· The Medieval Warm period was significantly warmer than temps today
and was a golden age for agriculture, innovation and lifespan.
And these are just the tip of the re-freezing iceberg.
I'd love to see the alarmist, over-the-top doomsters of the left take
on Horner's book page by page and try, with a straight face, to
dismantle it. They couldn't do it.
God, if you are up there and you are listening to me and you're taking
requests, I would love to watch a televised debate between Horner and
Gore-or any one of his greenhouse gas sniffers. I'll even go so far as
hosting it down here in Miami, Jesus. Please, Lord . . . will You make
it happen? C'mon, God . . . I don't ask for much.
Amen.
Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners
of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the
last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.
kdt...@yahoo.com
Somtimes I talk to regular people. Most of them have no idea what this
hysteria of AGW is about. Some of them have heard the term 'go green'
and heard about Corncob Al's propaganda movie. To most people this is
surreal. They have no idea how badly the climatologists wish to save
them from their doom. Or how great their sacrifices must be in order
to achieve the "significant reductions" in GHGs that the world saving
climatologists insist are neccessary to prevent the world from turning
into an oven.
And in none of this can this world saving cult refer to laboratory
analyses which shows CO2 to have the property of retaining heat and
causing higher temperatures. Only their simple hoax exhibit which they
are not ashamed of.
The real scientists of the world are still trying to figure out all
the perverted logic and theory that has been invented and implemented
in academic teachings in the past 30 years. The only people that take
this seriously are the believers in this psuedo science and the
politicians they target with their psychological attacks. Also the
idiots that see financial profits from the mandating of this
superstition/religion.
100ppm increase in CO2 over last 150 yrs.
False number because of fraudulent evalutation of pre-industrial
levels,,,http://www.john-daly.com/zjiceco2.htm
The naturally occuring rise in CO2 would reduce proportion human
contribution 1/3
http://www.daviesand.com/Choices/Precautionary_Planning/Closer_Look/index.html
1/3 of annual CO2 is from burning of tropical forest (change in
tropical land use)
http://www.radix.net/~bobg/faqs/scq.CO2rise.html
Without radical enforcement of China, India and third world production
of CO2, the sacrifices of the rest of the world would have no effect
on concentration rises with the continued deforestation.
860 acres of jungle or the area of central park in NYC burns every 15
minutes in the tropics
20% of the worlds forests have been lost since industrialization
In nature, 440 gigatonnes of CO2 are recycled to oxygen by vegetation
each year. TOTAL of human contribution to this from fossil fuels and
cement production is about 21 gigatonnes annually.
This is 5% of natural CO2 conversion.
Even destroying the US economy and the genocide of much of the
population would have no effect on CO2 concentration increases.
In the meantime CO2 causes no warming of the atmosphere.
The only threat here to humanity is the criminal stupidity of the AGW
movement and the deliberate falsification and omission of details that
is the basis of their beliefs
Deatherage
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Death-Rag said: Somtimes I talk neccessary analyses psuedo evalutation
> Somtimes I talk to regular people. Most of them have no idea what this
> climatologists insist are neccessary to prevent the world from turning
> analyses which shows CO2 to have the property of retaining heat and
> this seriously are the believers in this psuedo science and the
> False number because of fraudulent evalutation of pre-industrial
> Deatherage