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PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) --
Now even quite a few Bishops are
siding with The Pope and have
joined The Ed Conrad Fan Club.
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They include the Estate of Joey
BISHOP, South Africa's BISHOP Tutu
and residents of several communities
such as BISHOP, Ca; BISHOP, Tx;
BISHOP, Va; and BISHOP Hill, Il.
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Many other Bishops reportedly
are very interested in joining the
Club after realizing that Ed's mind-
Boggling discovery of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- MANY
HUMAN -- between coal veins soon
will be sending the fact-less, facetious
Theory of man's Evolution to the
Glue Factory
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Just before he died and went
to Heaven in 1988, The Father of
abloid Newspapers had expressed
amazement over Ed Conrad's
earthshaking fossils.dated at 280
million years.
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Generoso Pope Jr., affectionately
known as 'Mr. Pope" by his staff at
the National Enquirer, was very well
aware that Ed had found the physical
evidence to end forever the monkey
business about our origin and ancestry.
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Ed remembers how Generoso's big
blue eyes lit up when he saw and
examined the fossils during their
private meeting in his spacious office
in Lantana, Fla.
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"You're a far bigger hero than Galileo,
Newton and Copernicus -- or the three
of them wrapped together," Ed said
The Pope had told him.
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"In other words, Ed, you're a freakin'
genius," Ed said he had said.
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That Mr. Pope had spent several
ours with Mr. Conrad just before his
death the very next day is confirmed
in this front-page article in the N.Y.
Times.
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