FATHER SARDUCCI CAN'T WAIT TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF

[Preston Duquene]

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VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- Father
Guido Sarducci will bless a few of Ed
Conrad's "rocks" before next Sunday's
Mass in St. Peter's Square.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/St_Peter%27s...
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Here are a few of the rocks that will
be blessed (and if you say they sure look
like petrified human bones found between
coal veins, you're simply off your rocker).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org