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[Dave Crow]

Did you see the yesterday's USA Today? I invite you to take a look at
page 7A and the seemingly innocuous little column " casting call". The
second paragraph touts an actor "often cited" as most resembling John
Kerry, as Fred Gwynne who portrayed patriarch Herman Munster in the
television series, The Munsters.
If you turn the page to 8A you will see a photograph that not only
re-enforces this assertion but also that Senator Bill Nelson does
somewhat resemble " Grandpa".
Even scarier yet is the photo below of a young John Kerry as an
antiwar activist, does it appear to you that this photo has been
clevered up to resemble the killers mask in the movie Scream? You
know, the ghost face of terror? The pundits say that people are less
concerned with issues than the emotional impact of the candidate. That
photo spread had the emotional impact of a gothic comedy of terror,
couldn't that qualify as domestic terrorism? Call the department of
homeland security! Yellow Journalism is alive and well in America.

Regards,

Dave