2. It is possible to shoot bullets or arrows through huge trees, rocks and even small hills without changing their trajectory or even slowing them down.
3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you can sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you can only sell it to a shopkeeper.
4. Banks store your items, not your money; and they use teleporters so you can instantly access your stuff from any bank in the world.
5. If you drink a magic potion that heals you or gives you some special ability, you won't feel thirsty again for 2 minutes.
6. All (human) women are totally hot, and all (human) men look like they spend about six hours a day working out.
7. Don't walk, always run. You'll get there faster. Even if you're only going two steps away.
8. You can not only send mail from mailboxes, you can receive mail from them as well.
9. If he's had enough experience, a 35-lb naked and weaponless midget can totally whip ass on a guy who's seven and a half feet tall, 275 lbs of solid muscle, wearing full battle armor and wielding a battle axe in each hand.
10. An entire gold bar costs only a few small pieces of gold.
11. If an animal attacks you, it will hit you, then stand there looking at you for about a second, then hit you again, and repeat until either you or the animal is dead.
12. Ghosts can walk on water, but they can't go through rocks or trees.
13. It is possible to get temporarily stuck on a door frame, fence post, tree, rock or other such object.
14. Death is only temporary, but it's hard on your armor.
On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:58:08 -0600, "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
>3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
>3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you can >sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you can >only sell it to a shopkeeper.
Zrider wrote: > On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:58:08 -0600, "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
> >3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
> >3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you can > >sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you can > >only sell it to a shopkeeper.
> Counting wasn't one of the lessons I guess...
Maybe Chuck Norris kicked his 3 sohard that it cloned itself spontaneously?
> 2. It is possible to shoot bullets or arrows through huge trees, rocks and > even small hills without changing their trajectory or even slowing them > down.
> 3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
> 3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you can > sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you can > only sell it to a shopkeeper.
> 4. Banks store your items, not your money; and they use teleporters so you > can instantly access your stuff from any bank in the world.
> 5. If you drink a magic potion that heals you or gives you some special > ability, you won't feel thirsty again for 2 minutes.
> 6. All (human) women are totally hot, and all (human) men look like they > spend about six hours a day working out.
> 7. Don't walk, always run. You'll get there faster. Even if you're only > going two steps away.
> 8. You can not only send mail from mailboxes, you can receive mail from them > as well.
> 9. If he's had enough experience, a 35-lb naked and weaponless midget can > totally whip ass on a guy who's seven and a half feet tall, 275 lbs of solid > muscle, wearing full battle armor and wielding a battle axe in each hand.
> 10. An entire gold bar costs only a few small pieces of gold.
> 11. If an animal attacks you, it will hit you, then stand there looking at > you for about a second, then hit you again, and repeat until either you or > the animal is dead.
> 12. Ghosts can walk on water, but they can't go through rocks or trees.
> 13. It is possible to get temporarily stuck on a door frame, fence post, > tree, rock or other such object.
> 14. Death is only temporary, but it's hard on your armor.
> 2. It is possible to shoot bullets or arrows through huge trees, rocks and > even small hills without changing their trajectory or even slowing them > down.
I learned this years ago, back in NWN :P
> 6. All (human) women are totally hot, and all (human) men look like they > spend about six hours a day working out.
Hollywood has made this fact known to us for decades.
> 10. An entire gold bar costs only a few small pieces of gold.
Will you excuse me for a moment while I call my bank, I have some urgent business to take care of. Anyone know the phone number to Fort Knox?
> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:53:51 GMT, tommy <sky...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> Keep trying. A mediocre list at best.
> >I thought it was entertaining, but that's just me.
> >I guess, if I was super-cool like you, I'd say it was mediocre at best.No if you were soopa kool like him, you'd have said it was mediocre > and then quoted the whole thing.
16. Bandages will fix all known health problems 17. You can upset whoever you like, as long as you can run away for 20 seconds they will forget it ever happened. 18. Beggars dance naked on the mailbox, not sat stinking in the street with a cardboard sign around their neck
> On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:58:08 -0600, "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
>>3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
>>3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you >>can >>sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you >>can >>only sell it to a shopkeeper.
> Counting wasn't one of the lessons I guess...
This is just a guess, but I'll bet you're one of those people who pays some Chinese guy to level his character to 60, then uses that level 60 to go around killing opposite-faction players who are twenty or more levels below you.
> On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:58:08 -0600, "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
>>3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
>>3. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you >>can >>sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you >>can >>only sell it to a shopkeeper.
> Counting wasn't one of the lessons I guess...
LOL
Please disregard my other message about you being a ganker, I meant to direct that reply to "Einstine"
> On Jan 17, 10:02 am, Barry Freeman <b...@nospam.co.uk> wrote: >> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:53:51 GMT, tommy <sky...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> Keep trying. A mediocre list at best.
>> >I thought it was entertaining, but that's just me.
>> >I guess, if I was super-cool like you, I'd say it was mediocre at >> >best.No if you were soopa kool like him, you'd have said it was mediocre >> and then quoted the whole thing.
> 16. Bandages will fix all known health problems > 17. You can upset whoever you like, as long as you can run away for 20 > seconds they will forget it ever happened. > 18. Beggars dance naked on the mailbox, not sat stinking in the street > with a cardboard sign around their neck
>> 2. It is possible to shoot bullets or arrows through huge trees, rocks >> and >> even small hills without changing their trajectory or even slowing them >> down.
> I learned this years ago, back in NWN :P
>> 6. All (human) women are totally hot, and all (human) men look like they >> spend about six hours a day working out.
> Hollywood has made this fact known to us for decades.
>> 10. An entire gold bar costs only a few small pieces of gold.
> Will you excuse me for a moment while I call my bank, I have some urgent > business to take care of. Anyone know the phone number to Fort Knox?
That Guy wrote: > 11. If an animal attacks you, it will hit you, then stand there looking at > you for about a second, then hit you again, and repeat until either you or > the animal is dead.
19. Apparently, Griffons only poop when they're on the ground. 20. A vial will immediately disappear when its contents are consumed. Thankfully, the timing is impeccable as I never spill a drop. 21. Equipped with a Hammer and Anvil, Blacksmiths can fix a hole in your silk underpants. 22. There exists an unwritten law stating that no man shall break a door down or bash open a chest. To do so would be primitive and unsophisticated. 23. Even if you're 2'4", you can't fit thru that iron gate with 3 feet between the bars.
> 19. Apparently, Griffons only poop when they're on the ground. > 20. A vial will immediately disappear when its contents are consumed. > Thankfully, the timing is impeccable as I never spill a drop. > 21. Equipped with a Hammer and Anvil, Blacksmiths can fix a hole in > your silk underpants. > 22. There exists an unwritten law stating that no man shall break a > door down or bash open a chest. To do so would be primitive and > unsophisticated. > 23. Even if you're 2'4", you can't fit thru that iron gate with 3 feet > between the bars.
ROFL, too true... especially about the vials, I'm leveling my first alchemist and I have to keep buying those damn vials!
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