bilgemerk's latest "XFLop threeshitty Killer" wins award.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Sylvester McCoy)
was "not accurate enough" for the latest Tony Hawk game?
That game, Tony Hawk: Ride, won X-Play's Golden Mullet award for
Outstanding Achievement in Franchise Suicide.
http://g4tv.com/videos/43308/X-Plays-Golden-Mullets-Tony-Hawk-Ride/
Isn't it interesting how ALL of bilgemerk's "Halo killers" dominate
the Golden Mullets EVERY year?
Brenden Chase
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HAHA!! that's an awesome award!!
Jonah Falcon
"Brenden Chase" <brenden...@MOVEgmail.com> wrote in message
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So do Microsoft "Halo killers". Remember Brute Force and Perfect Dark Zero?
Halo is simply hard to kill.
Blig Merk
living at home with Donald Richter Sr. in Freehold, New Jersey?
I usually just ignore your oddest of odd postings because they
obviously come from somebody with the mentality of a nine-year old
that was dropped on his head as an infant.
Since you are such a fucking meathead, though, here is the response.
That link you provided was about Nutall and Tony Hawk's evaluation of
it. It had nothing to do with your psychotically twisted perception
that I stated anything about it being an xflop 3-shitty killer. Tony
Hawk evaluataed Nutall and determined it was not responsive enough for
a skateboard controller.
Now, the fact Tony Hawk Ride turned into one of the worst games of
2009 may be a bigger condemnation of Nutall than anything else. If his
skateboard controller is more responsive than Nutall, then that speaks
volumes about how bad Nutall is, more than anything else.
There have been more evaluations of Nutall and now the reviewers are
starting to mention LAG. In the earlier demonstrations, which have
suddenly stopped after the E3 hype-la, there was noticeable lag.
Considering Micro$hit is shifting the majority of their xflop 3-shitty
dying days on Nutall casual games later in 2010, it is Nutall that is
the xflop 3-shitty killer, although the xflop 3-shitty is killing
itself off anyway.
Micro$pasm has destroyed their first-party studios and doesn't have
the cash to buy and destroy anymore. It doesn't have the money to pay
out for more major exclusives, especially money-losing exploitation
JRPG. Let's take this up again later next year, twits.
The alMIGHTY N
> "Brenden Chase" <brenden.chas...@MOVEgmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:7MpZm.93903$We2....@newsfe09.iad...
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>
>
> > "The Doctor (as portrayed by Sylvester McCoy)" <capjackharkn...@gmail.com>
> > wrote in message
> >news:a13a9f16-bafb-4f38...@u7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> >> Remember when bilgemerk was ranting about how the "XFLop threeshitty"
> >> was "not accurate enough" for the latest Tony Hawk game?
>
>
> >> That game, Tony Hawk: Ride, won X-Play's Golden Mullet award for
> >> Outstanding Achievement in Franchise Suicide.
>
> >>http://g4tv.com/videos/43308/X-Plays-Golden-Mullets-Tony-Hawk-Ride/
>
> >> Isn't it interesting how ALL of bilgemerk's "Halo killers" dominate
> >> the Golden Mullets EVERY year?
>
> > HAHA!! that's an awesome award!!
>
> So do Microsoft "Halo killers". Remember Brute Force and Perfect Dark Zero?
> Halo is simply hard to kill.
That's because it's difficult for a good developer to create a game
that has last generation graphics, a recycled story that could put an
insomniac to sleep, gameplay that is so rudimentary as to be
accessible to ten-year-olds (or twentysomethings who want to act like
ten-year-olds), and more undeserved hype than a Michael Bay film... on
purpose.
The alMIGHTY N
a) Nutall? Really? Is this how far you've fallen?
b) It's hilarious to hear you talk about how Microsoft doesn't have
money when they're raking in dough hand over fist and Sony is bleeding
money like a financial hemophiliac.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> "Bilge Merk" <bilge_m...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:c4bf1f44-2ec7-49e6...@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Donald "Retard" Richter, what are you now, in your '50s? And still
> > living at home with Donald Richter Sr. in Freehold, New Jersey?
>
> Must try harder.
Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
immature spamtrums because of all the coal Santa left in its stocking
(while it's still wearing them, what a perkoff.)
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
AGENT47
<capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
> immature spamtrums because of all the coal Santa left in its stocking
>
> -
Wow youv'e said that same quote at least 1,000 times or more .
ANything new?
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
How about...
Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
immature spamtrums because its underwear failed to explode (talk about
a eunuch bomber.)
Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon
Pay no attention to Blig Merk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
green flu-like nose drippings around because its balls failed to descend
(talk about
a twinky for sale.)
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
I'm pretty sure Donald Richter is mentally disabled, based on his Rain
Man-esque behavior.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> I'm pretty sure Donald Richter is mentally disabled, based on his Rain
> Man-esque behavior.
Look what's talking, soapeater.
The alMIGHTY N
> LOL You mean Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2? ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
ROTFLMAO
That has got to be just about the stupidest response I've ever heard
from you considering:
a) Both Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2 have far and away better
graphics than Halo 3 does.
b) Both Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2 have gameplay that is more
complex (and in Uncharted's case gratifying) than anything in Halo 3.
c) Metal Gear Solid 4's story is hardly recycled. Convoluted? Yes.
Insane? Yes. Recyled? Not at all. Neither Uncharted game's story is
anything close to recycled.
d) Uncharted 2, from all accounts, is quite deserving of the hype it
received in contrast to Halo 3 which is one of the most underwhelming
games of the generation.
Metal Gear Solid 4 is far from a great game but it's certainly a
better end product than Halo 3 is if even barely. Uncharted on the
other hand is on a whole other level above Halo 3. Its only fault is a
lack of multiplayer although if the alternative is to have amateur
multiplayer like Halo 3 where ten year old boys can run around and
curse their tongues out, it's better that there is no multiplayer.
Halo 3 is a last generation game disguised as a current generation
game and tasteless fanboys like you bought it hook, line and sinker.
Miles Bader
> d) Uncharted 2, from all accounts, is quite deserving of the hype it
> received in contrast to Halo 3 which is one of the most underwhelming
> games of the generation.
Dunno about halo 3 (never played halo), but uncharted 2 is most
certainly a great game, fully deserving of a bit of hype.
-Miles
--
History, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are
brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
> On Dec 30, 3:49 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > LOL You mean Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2? ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
>
> ROTFLMAO
>
> That has got to be just about the stupidest response I've ever heard
> from you considering:
>
> a) Both Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2 have far and away better
> graphics than Halo 3 does.
> b) Both Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2 have gameplay that is more
> complex (and in Uncharted's case gratifying) than anything in Halo 3.
> c) Metal Gear Solid 4's story is hardly recycled. Convoluted? Yes.
> Insane? Yes. Recyled? Not at all. Neither Uncharted game's story is
> anything close to recycled.
> d) Uncharted 2, from all accounts, is quite deserving of the hype it
> received in contrast to Halo 3 which is one of the most underwhelming
> games of the generation.
>
> Metal Gear Solid 4 is far from a great game but it's certainly a
> better end product than Halo 3 is if even barely. Uncharted on the
> other hand is on a whole other level above Halo 3. Its only fault is a
> lack of multiplayer although if the alternative is to have amateur
> multiplayer like Halo 3 where ten year old boys can run around and
> curse their tongues out, it's better that there is no multiplayer.
Uncharted 2 doesn't have multiplayer????? That's odd- apparently my
copy must be wrong, then :>.
Tom
"Nick Soapdish, Jr." <JGord...@aol.com> wrote in message
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He did say Uncharted (no 2), but 2 it does seem to follow his premise when
using the games he listed beforehand.
The alMIGHTY N
I was kind of switching back and forth between Uncharted and Uncharted
2. I specifically referred to Uncharted as not having multiplayer as a
direct comparison to Halo 3, which came out around the same time.
The alMIGHTY N
> "Nick Soapdish, Jr." <JGordon...@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:0c34660f-9d35-4777...@a15g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
I was trying to tie the two games released in the same time frame
together plus I wanted to expand to point out that not only is
Uncharted 2 better but even the first game is better than Halo 3.
Robert P Holley
> Metal Gear Solid 4 is far from a great game but it's certainly a
> better end product than Halo 3 is if even barely. Uncharted on the
> other hand is on a whole other level above Halo 3.
I admit, I laughed.
Robert P Holley
> Donald "Retard" Richter, what are you now, in your '50s? And still
> living at home with Donald Richter Sr. in Freehold, New Jersey?
The stalker is back.
> I usually just ignore your oddest of odd postings because they
> obviously come from somebody with the mentality of a nine-year old
> that was dropped on his head as an infant.
Irony, thy name is Blig Merk.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
AGENT47
<capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> Pay no attention to bilgemerk. This stupid asshole perkoff throws its
> immature spamtrums because of all the coal Santa left in its stocking
> (while it's still wearing them, what a perkoff.)
Just curious why do you say the exact same thing over and over?
I think I've seen this exact quote posted over 1,000 times in the last
4-5 years.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Because Donny is, frankly, mentally challenged. I think he must have
either some form of autism or some other mental disability, because he
seems to be displaying the rote pattern verbal responses of someone
with that kind of disorder. Not sure what Bligmerk's disorder is,
other than the sociopathic need to get a rise out of everyone.
"A match made in heaven".
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> Because Donny is, frankly, mentally challenged.
Look what's talking, soapeater.
Brenden Chase
Vicious cycle that I tend to avoid.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
And once again, his expected mental illness kicks in again.
"You're out of your element, Donny!"
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> And once again, his expected mental illness kicks in again.
Look what's talking, soapeater. I officially hold your pwnership
certificate.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> Just curious why do you say the exact same thing over and over?
Why did YOU get so upset when Barack Obama pre-empted the 9 millionth
rerun of "A Charlie Brown Christmas?"
> I think I've seen this exact quote posted over 1,000 times in the last
> 4-5 years.
Then you need to learn how to count, mr. hanky.
The alMIGHTY N
<capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 9, 7:21 am, AGENT47 <ks...@4email.net> wrote:
>
> > Just curious why do you say the exact same thing over and over?
>
> Why did YOU get so upset when Barack Obama pre-empted the 9 millionth
> rerun of "A Charlie Brown Christmas?"
Does this actually count as a retort where you're from? It certainly
doesn't in the real world.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Again, out of your element, junior.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
>
> - Show quoted text -
I'm pretty sure, somewhere, someone holds power of attorney over
Donny; there's no way he's legally competent enough to make his own
decisions.
Brenden Chase
"Nick Soapdish, Jr." <JGord...@aol.com> wrote in message
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By replying to the nonsense you only fan the flames and provide exactly what
he wants to obtain.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> I'm pretty sure, somewhere, someone holds power of attorney over
> Donny; there's no way he's legally competent enough to make his own
> decisions.
Look what's talking, soapeater. You're just upset because your mammy
won't let you watch Lucy Lawless' new series.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> Again, out of your element, junior.
Look what's talking, soapeater. YOU are the one fighting a war of
wits unarmed. Pwned.
The alMIGHTY N
Exactly how did you "pwn" him? These are truly lame comebacks. The
fact that you use the word "pwned" is already lame. You need to step
up your game here. Don't fall into the Jonah Falcon endless spiral of
idiocy.
The alMIGHTY N
???
Is this really supposed to be insulting?
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
That doesn't even make any sense, Donny. Quit while you're behind,
preferably behind a large turbine engine.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
If I'm unarmed, what does that make you, moron? A quadropalegic?????
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> If I'm unarmed, what does that make you, moron? A quadropalegic?????
No, it makes me superior to PoS3tards like YOU in every conceivable
way. The FACT that you misunderstood the obvious meaning of "unarmed"
proves that indisputably, soapeater.
Pwned.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> That doesn't even make any sense, Donny.
Look what's talking, soapeater.
The alMIGHTY N
Show of hands: who here mistook Nick Soapdish as a PS3 fanboy? Anyone?
Anyone? Just the one? Okay.
I love the irony of you saying that Nick "misunderstood the obvious
meaning of 'unarmed'" when you yourself clearly didn't get the little
play on words he used.
> Pwned.
Indeed. Just not the pwner and pwnee you think...
The alMIGHTY N
Okay, tell the truth now... exactly *how* many years have you been
held back in 5th grade?
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Is it just me- can someone else confirm this? Did I somehow stumble
onto the world's biggest moron? Is his brain in a jar in some
university's med school laboratory, while a piece of decaying gouda
cheese meanwhile occupies the cranial space in this meatbag's head?
I'm bettin' 5 bucks this dolt replies again.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
Exactly ZERO, nullmighty. It is YOU PoS3tards that flunked out of
nursery reforn school.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> Is it just me- can someone else confirm this? Did I somehow stumble
> onto the world's biggest moron? Is his brain in a jar in some
> university's med school laboratory, while a piece of decaying gouda
> cheese meanwhile occupies the cranial space in this meatbag's head?
>
> I'm bettin' 5 bucks this dolt replies again.
Looking in the mirror again, soapeater? Since you DID reply again
(and most likely always will, considering how PWNED you are,) I guess
you won that $5 (obviously the most money you will EVER see.)
The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)
> > Pwned.
>
> Indeed. Just not the pwner and pwnee you think...
Only in your own private little dog & pwnee show, nullmighty.
argento32
<capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 13, 1:37 pm, The alMIGHTY N <natle...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 13, 5:22 am, "The Doctor (as portrayed by Paul McGann)"
>
> > <capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Jan 12, 7:06 pm, "Nick Soapdish, Jr." <JGordon...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > That doesn't even make any sense, Donny.
>
> > > Look what's talking, soapeater.
>
> > Okay, tell the truth now... exactly *how* many years have you been
> > held back in 5th grade?
>
> Exactly ZERO, nullmighty. It is YOU PoS3tards that flunked out of
> nursery reforn school.
Ok. Nobody says "pwned" anymore. I'm guessing you were held back in
5th grade because your mental capacity couldnt get past kindergarten.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Oh, this is good. I wonder if the orderlies that wipe the milk
dribbling down Donny's face get a good laugh as he gets all worked up
at the computer. Please, keep 'em coming, dimwit.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Christopher Eccleston)
> Oh, this is good. I wonder if the orderlies that wipe the milk
> dribbling down my face get a good laugh as i gets all worked up
> at the computer. Please, keep 'em coming, dimwit.
See, I was right. soapeater just can't resist making a fool of
itself.
PWNED.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Keep it up, Donnie. I'm curious how many more posts you can get out
before your computer privileges are suspended, per the hospital's
Terms of Service.
The Doctor (as portrayed by Christopher Eccleston)
> Keep it up, Donnie. I'm curious how many more posts i can get out
> before mi computer privileges are suspended, per the hospital's
> Terms of Service.
You wish, soapeater. Unlike you, that has no responsibilities in its
rubber room, I have more important things to deal with then you stupid
asshole perkoffs that eat soap, so just consider all of your further
immature spamtrums to be pre-pwned.
Nick Soapdish, Jr.
Eccleston)" <capjackharkn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 16, 10:48 am, "Nick Soapdish, Jr." <JGordon...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Keep it up, Donnie. I'm curious how many more posts i can get out
> > Terms of Service.
>
> You wish, soapeater. Unlike you, that has no responsibilities in its
> rubber room, I have more important things to deal with then you stupid
> asshole perkoffs that eat soap, so just consider all of your further
> immature spamtrums to be pre-pwned.
Your nurse giving you a sponge-bath doesn't count as "responsibility"
on your part, Donny. Given your utterly moronic, repeated phrases,
there's no conceivable way you can function in modern society.
And changing my post's wording whilst continuing to use the term
"pwned" speaks volumes of your failure at life.