- PLANE CRASH PHOTOS--GOTTA SEE

Colin Durrans

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Jul 23, 2001, 8:32:46 PM7/23/01

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> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE

holiday snaps should never be shown

Fyl Tarr

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Jul 24, 2001, 11:42:34 AM7/24/01

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Long ago, in the land of alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Colin Durrans wrote:

>> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE

> holiday snaps should never be shown

This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still see the
side of the house

Fyl
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Laury

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Jul 25, 2001, 4:49:20 AM7/25/01

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Fyl Tarr

| >> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
| > holiday snaps should never be shown
| This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still
see the
| side of the house

This is a picture of your cousin, Julie, or would have been if
she hadn't fallen off the cliff.

Joe Horowitz

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Jul 25, 2001, 2:44:47 PM7/25/01

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"Laury" <gnik...@moc.tenretnitb> wrote in message
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This is a picture of your auntie Joan, who spent the last few seconds of
life in two-dimensions.

Tim

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Jul 26, 2001, 5:40:10 AM7/26/01

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"Joe Horowitz" <j...@tobermory.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard

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Poss

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Jul 26, 2001, 6:26:22 AM7/26/01

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For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of
"Tim" <tim__...@hotmail.com>:

And this isn't.

Rev. Possum Bits, U.L.C.
Peering into her letterbox at pam...@iinet.net.au
Tottering through her home page at http://members.iinet.net.au/~pamela2
Now with added David Troughton.
"Ooh! Goober fish!" Jar Jar Binks

John A Fotheringham

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Jul 26, 2001, 8:49:18 AM7/26/01

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>>> > | >> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>>> > | > holiday snaps should never be shown
>>> > | This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still
>>> > see the
>>> > | side of the house
>>> > This is a picture of your cousin, Julie, or would have been if
>>> > she hadn't fallen off the cliff.
>>> This is a picture of your auntie Joan, who spent the last few seconds of
>>> life in two-dimensions.
>>
>>This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard
>>
>>------------
>>| |
>>| |
>>| |
>>| |
>>------------
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>
>
>And this isn't.
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This is me not standing next to Poss.

--
Jaf (or John A Fotheringham for "long")
http://www.jafsoft.com/

Joe Horowitz

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Jul 26, 2001, 9:45:14 AM7/26/01

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"John A Fotheringham" <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote in message
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> >>> > | >> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
> >>> > | > holiday snaps should never be shown
> >>> > | This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still
> >>> > see the
> >>> > | side of the house
> >>> > This is a picture of your cousin, Julie, or would have been if
> >>> > she hadn't fallen off the cliff.
> >>> This is a picture of your auntie Joan, who spent the last few seconds
of
> >>> life in two-dimensions.
> >>
> >>This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard
> >>
> >>------------
> >>| |
> >>| |
> >>| |
> >>| |
> >>------------
> >>
> >
> >
> >And this isn't.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> This is me not standing next to Poss.
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this is me in the distance

.

Joe

John A Fotheringham

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Jul 26, 2001, 9:56:52 AM7/26/01

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>> >>> > | >> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>> >>> > | > holiday snaps should never be shown
>> >>> > | This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still
>> >>> > see the
>> >>> > | side of the house
>> >>> > This is a picture of your cousin, Julie, or would have been if
>> >>> > she hadn't fallen off the cliff.
>> >>> This is a picture of your auntie Joan, who spent the last few seconds
>of
>> >>> life in two-dimensions.
>> >>
>> >>This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard
>> >>
>> >>------------
>> >>| |
>> >>| |
>> >>| |
>> >>| |
>> >>------------
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >And this isn't.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> This is me not standing next to Poss.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>this is me in the distance
>
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>.
>
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>

That's me in the corner
(losing my religion)

Tim

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Jul 26, 2001, 11:02:18 AM7/26/01

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"John A Fotheringham" <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote in message

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You are not alone

John A Fotheringham

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Jul 26, 2001, 12:01:13 PM7/26/01

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The Truth is out there

->

Joe Horowitz

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Jul 26, 2001, 12:59:25 PM7/26/01

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"John A Fotheringham" <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote in message

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The truth is over there>>>>>>>>>>>>> ->
The photo came out a bit fuzzy,
but you get the idea.

Joe

Tim

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Jul 26, 2001, 1:00:56 PM7/26/01

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"Joe Horowitz" <j...@tobermory.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message

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from my collection :)

o
-OO-
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Nyk Tarr

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Jul 26, 2001, 3:38:45 PM7/26/01

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On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 10:40:10 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Tim appears to have said,

Looks like night from here. And there's a gap.

--
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Nyk Tarr

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Jul 26, 2001, 3:38:46 PM7/26/01

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On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 18:00:56 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,

Tim appears to have said,

>> > >> >> >>This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard
>> > >> >> >>
>> > >> >> >>------------
>> > >> >> >>| |
>> > >> >> >>| |
>> > >> >> >>| |
>> > >> >> >>| |
>> > >> >> >>------------
>> > >> >> >>
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >And this isn't.
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> This is me not standing next to Poss.
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >
>> > >> >this is me in the distance
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >> >
>> > >>
>> > >> That's me in the corner
>> > >> (losing my religion)
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> .
>> > > .
>> > >
>> > >You are not alone
>> >
>> > The Truth is out there
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> The truth is over there>>>>>>>>>>>>> ->
>> The photo came out a bit fuzzy,
>> but you get the idea.
>>
>> Joe
>
>from my collection :)
>
> o
>-OO-
> / \

You've been done. She's lop-sided...

Martin Sewell

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Jul 27, 2001, 10:43:28 AM7/27/01

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So was that!

Martin Sewell

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Jul 27, 2001, 10:45:34 AM7/27/01

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Looks like a cheap monitor from here (UCL). I've closed the gap (there
was a draught).

Martin Sewell

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Jul 27, 2001, 10:51:38 AM7/27/01

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Tim's balls after he encoraged his dog to lick them.

OO
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/\ /\

Tim's dog.

Laury

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Jul 27, 2001, 5:53:02 PM7/27/01

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Poss

| >+-----------------+
| >| |
| >| |
| >| |
| >| |
| >+-----------------+

This is me - I'm a screwed up sort of nut

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Nyk Tarr

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Jul 28, 2001, 7:45:24 AM7/28/01

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On Fri, 27 Jul 2001 15:45:34 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Martin Sewell appears to have said,

>> >> > Fyl Tarr
>> >> > | >> POLICE PHOTOS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>> >> > | > holiday snaps should never be shown
>> >> > | This is your uncle at the back of the house but you can still
>> >> > see the
>> >> > | side of the house
>> >> > This is a picture of your cousin, Julie, or would have been if
>> >> > she hadn't fallen off the cliff.
>> >> This is a picture of your auntie Joan, who spent the last few seconds of
>> >> life in two-dimensions.
>> >
>> >This is a picture of me ... in a blizzard
>> >
>> >------------
>> >| |

>> >| X |
>> >| | |
>> >| ^ |

>> >------------
>>
>> Looks like night from here. And there's a gap.
>
>Looks like a cheap monitor from here (UCL). I've closed the gap (there
>was a draught).

iIt's too bloody hot now. Does someone have air-con, I've only got a fan?

Tim

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Jul 30, 2001, 4:43:43 AM7/30/01

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"Martin Sewell" <M.Se...@cs.ucl.ac.uk> wrote in message
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Will you leave that out!!! People are starting to think you have something
for my dog ...

Tim

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Jul 30, 2001, 4:44:48 AM7/30/01

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"Nyk Tarr" <tan...@giantx.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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Yes be sure to safe and mind the gap ...

Laury

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Jul 30, 2001, 2:08:25 PM7/30/01

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Tim

And as for the sheep:
%% Baa
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" "

Tim

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Jul 31, 2001, 6:38:00 AM7/31/01

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"Laury" <gnik...@moc.tenretnitb> wrote in message

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and the spider

*

Nyk Tarr

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Jul 31, 2001, 2:35:46 PM7/31/01

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On Sat, 28 Jul 2001 19:34:29 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Jackie appears to have said,

>Only one fan?
indeed, I added it in.
>Has he/she started a club?
But only a mace.
>Do they write you fan mail?
Just a few shreds here and there.

Vicky Conlan

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Aug 27, 2001, 11:42:18 AM8/27/01

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In article <996166858.593.0....@news.demon.co.uk>,

Tim <tim__...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> The truth is over there>>>>>>>>>>>>> ->
>> The photo came out a bit fuzzy,
>> but you get the idea.
>>
>> Joe
>
>from my collection :)
>
> o
>-OO-
> / \

Genetic mutation cow-girl
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