On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:31:46 -0800, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>In article <h0n5kv02lfgh0lntcu3d9jo06aa09fb...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross ><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:38:26 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>In article <ft05kvkcso55ba824f0srp1l2hai3ja...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross >>><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:14:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>growth from knoxy:
>>>>>>>In article <Xns93DC78EEC56D0OrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.202>, an...@meow.org >>>>>>>says... >>>>>>>> It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>> "news:MPG.19abda35700eca439896e3@news.individual.net" (by knoxy). >>>>>>>> It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>> > In article <Xns93DB606C84F1COrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.203>, >>>>>>>> > an...@meow.org says... >>>>>>>> >> It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>> >> "news:MPG.19a956ccf2321a4b9896d6@news.individual.net" (by knoxy). >>>>>>>> >> It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>> >> > In article <97mtjvct2llf55fk6891cr4hls7263s...@4ax.com>, >>>>>>>> >> > entr...@meow.org says... >>>>>>>> >> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom >>>>>>>> >> >> <HUMPd...@meow.org> pee'd inna snow, the following:
>>>>>>>> >> >> X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in >>>>>>>> >> >> X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com> >>>>>>>> >> >> wrote: X: >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>In article <moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl5...@4ax.com>, >>>>>>>> >> >> HUMPd...@meow.org X:>says... >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna" >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupau2a2269hmq9d7b5gc@4ax.com... >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna" >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I >>>>>>>> >> >> want to know X:>> >(seriously) >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this >>>>>>>> >> >> groups FAQ so I can X:>> >> >find out what the : >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >mhm33x1 >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >and stuff means. >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;) >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >Ann >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know? >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (2) FAQ? >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it >>>>>>>> >> >> out. X:>> >> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> HTH >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists. >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one. >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>> >> >> X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with... >>>>>>>> >> >> X: >>>>>>>> >> >> X:true.
>>>>>>>> >> >> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
>>>>>>>> >> >> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
>>>>>>>> >> > And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture on >>>>>>>> >> > why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
>>>>>>>> >> I was *SO* just about to do that.
>>>>>>>> >> Since he's already given me said lecture.
>>>>>>>> > Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that lecture?
>>>>>>>> No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
>>>>>>>I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it. >>>>>>>He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an argument >>>>>>>because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the shop took it >>>>>>>pretty well though.
>>>>>>Was it upside down?
>>>>>>Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's an >>>>>>urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's also >>>>>>familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we *are* the >>>>>>same person.
Earl's Court (zone 2). Hope you don't mind new players joining in late.
-- | Harry Mason | .------------. | .___, |"Whatever you do will be | | University of | | hjm200 @ | | ___('v')___ | insignificant. However, | | Southampton | | zepler.net | | `"-\._./-"' | it is vitally important | | England | '------------' | hjm ^ ^ | that you do it." Gandhi |
>Green Dappled Monotremata: >> Elephant and Castle.
>Peter J Ross: >> Hmmm. Time to take a small risk.
>> Green Park.
>Earl's Court (zone 2).
Aha! My risk paid off!
King's Cross.
[Please note that we've been using Double Bonaparte rules, so Russian-related stations are out of bounds.]
>Hope you don't mind new players joining in late.
Not at all, but you'll have to continue the crosspost if you want the rest of us (including some silly yank called Hillstrom who thinks he's allowed to make up rules as he goes along) to join in. After all, our newsgroup has an even more sensible name than yours.
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:27:53 -0800, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>Green Dappled Monotremata: >>> Elephant and Castle.
>>Peter J Ross: >>> Hmmm. Time to take a small risk.
>>> Green Park.
>>Earl's Court (zone 2). >>Hope you don't mind new players joining in late.
>Well, yes, I do, actually, since I have no idea how to play.
>High Street Kensington?
I don't think it was your go, was it?
You *keep* doing that. Down, platypus, down!
And it was a crap move too.
>>-- >>| Harry Mason | .------------. | .___, |"Whatever you do will be | >>| University of | | hjm200 @ | | ___('v')___ | insignificant. However, | >>| Southampton | | zepler.net | | `"-\._./-"' | it is vitally important | >>| England | '------------' | hjm ^ ^ | that you do it." Gandhi |
>Bloody ACADEMIC.
There's something *academic* about the U of Southampton? First I've heard of it. I thought they were all hooray-henries.
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:20:57 -0800, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>In article <eg59kv8ar6a812gkadr3s3nvfkd997o...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross ><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:34:37 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>In article <BOpCP8amDJRqQs8DzAG478FFh...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom >>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>wrote:
>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>>>>>>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQyMg8CbHkNDf...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom >>>>>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken >>>>>>>>><an...@meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>>>>"news:HndCP=WZH2+Zc4ax5xZaA1slWtyE@4ax.com" (by Dave Hillstrom). It >>>>>>>>>>was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross >>>>>>>>>>> <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>>>>growth from knoxy:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's >>>>>>>>>>>>also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we >>>>>>>>>>>>*are* the same person.
>>>>>>>>>>Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon >>>>>>>>>>a time?
>>>>>>>>>yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their >>>>>>>>>railstations and crazy jabbering.
Currently, we *are* a Mornington Crescent group.
Let's face it, it's better than most of the crap.
>>>>>>>>Lesser Chippingham.
>>>>>>>Monks' Widgeon.
>>>>>>Weasel's Vomit.
>>>>>Lark's Despair.
>>>>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
>>>Christ, you're crap at this. Peter's walking all over you.
Note that Dave's claim of MC was disallowed by our unbiased chairman.
>>In fact, I'm being gentle. He's a newbie.
>He's very game, though.
Oh, so *that's* what the smell is.
>>>You -can't do that- with the Bonaparte rules. You have to lose a go, now, >>>and I think you of all people could've come up with Badgers Nest as the >>>obvious choice.
> Hope you don't mind new players joining in late.
Andrew Landells:
> If not, then I'll start at London Bridge.
Peter J Ross:
> Aha! My risk paid off!
> King's Cross.
> [Please note that we've been using Double Bonaparte rules, so > Russian-related stations are out of bounds.]
Harry Mason:
> Marble Arch, taking two red tokens for the cross-diagonal straddle.
-- | Harry Mason | .------------. | .___, |"Whatever you do will be | | University of | | hjm200 @ | | ___('v')___ | insignificant. However, | | Southampton | | zepler.net | | `"-\._./-"' | it is vitally important | | England | '------------' | hjm ^ ^ | that you do it." Gandhi |
>On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>wrote:
>>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>wrote:
>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>>>>In article <n246kv4jsgd8fm8ao6bo14pihdkop37...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross >>>>>><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQyMg8CbHkNDf...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom >>>>>>>>>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken >>>>>>>>>>>>><an...@meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"news:HndCP=WZH2+Zc4ax5xZaA1slWtyE@4ax.com" (by Dave Hillstrom). It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>growth from knoxy:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <Xns93DC78EEC56D0OrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.202>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an...@meow.org says... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "news:MPG.19abda35700eca439896e3@news.individual.net" (by >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > In article <Xns93DB606C84F1COrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.203>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > an...@meow.org says... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> was "news:MPG.19a956ccf2321a4b9896d6@news.individual.net" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> (by knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > In article <97mtjvct2llf55fk6891cr4hls7263s...@4ax.com>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > entr...@meow.org says... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> <HUMPd...@meow.org> pee'd inna snow, the following:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> <kn...@post.com> wrote: X: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>In article <moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl5...@4ax.com>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> HUMPd...@meow.org X:>says... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupau2a2269hmq9d7b5gc@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> and I want to know X:>> >(seriously) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> this groups FAQ so I can X:>> >> >find out what the : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >mhm33x1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >and stuff means. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >Ann >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (2) FAQ? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> work it out. X:>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> HTH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:true.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> I was *SO* just about to do that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Since he's already given me said lecture.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that lecture?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shop took it pretty well though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Was it upside down?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*are* the same person.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>a time?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their >>>>>>>>>>>>>railstations and crazy jabbering.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Lesser Chippingham.
>>>>>>>>>>>Monks' Widgeon.
>>>>>>>>>>Weasel's Vomit.
>>>>>>>>>Lark's Despair.
>>>>>>>>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
>>>>>>>You forgot we were using the Double Bonaparte Rule, didn't you?
>>>>>>>You now have to miss a turn. My go.
>>>>>>>Virgin's Knockers.
>>>>>>Hmm. I'm not sure about this one if we're doing the -Double- version of >>>>>>Not Tonight Josephine.
>>>>>No, it's all right because neither of us has been to Paddington yet.
>>>>>>Nun's Habit?
>>>>>Toadbottom.
>>>>hey! get out of my mind!!! <flustered>
>>>We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
>>>>Snakelint.
>>>Ferretsperm.
>>iguanagoo
>Hm. You may have misinterpreted "Ferret's Perm", but since "Goo" is a >possible hairstyle you've got away with it.
why do you think we americans are so ~good~ at this, hmmm? hell, YOU cant even play to a proper PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED double down. sheesh. freekin pompous lame arsed brits iz all i hafta say. <eg>
>Wolfpizzle.
RoadRunnerWhiz.
youll never win.
-- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn)
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:12:10 -0800, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>In article <6qfakvgnvmps1dnmmgajr1ocfb6fvf5...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross ><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 12:20:57 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>In article <eg59kv8ar6a812gkadr3s3nvfkd997o...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross >>><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:34:37 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>>>In article <BOpCP8amDJRqQs8DzAG478FFh...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom >>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQyMg8CbHkNDf...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom >>>>>>>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken >>>>>>>>>>><an...@meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was >>>>>>>>>>>>"news:HndCP=WZH2+Zc4ax5xZaA1slWtyE@4ax.com" (by Dave Hillstrom). It >>>>>>>>>>>>was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in >>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross >>>>>>>>>>>>> <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >>>>>>>>>>>>>>growth from knoxy:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we >>>>>>>>>>>>>>*are* the same person.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon >>>>>>>>>>>>a time?
>>>>>>>>>>>yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their >>>>>>>>>>>railstations and crazy jabbering.
>>Currently, we *are* a Mornington Crescent group.
>>Let's face it, it's better than most of the crap.
>I'm not about to disagree.
>>>>>>>>>>Lesser Chippingham.
>>>>>>>>>Monks' Widgeon.
>>>>>>>>Weasel's Vomit.
>>>>>>>Lark's Despair.
>>>>>>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
>>>>>Christ, you're crap at this. Peter's walking all over you.
>>Note that Dave's claim of MC was disallowed by our unbiased chairman.
>>>>In fact, I'm being gentle. He's a newbie.
>>>He's very game, though.
>>Oh, so *that's* what the smell is.
>>>>>You -can't do that- with the Bonaparte rules. You have to lose a go, now, >>>>>and I think you of all people could've come up with Badgers Nest as the >>>>>obvious choice.
>>>>>Badgers Nest.
>>>>Robin's Grave.
>>>Burnt Coppice.
>>Enclosed Common.
>Liberace's Arch.
Williams' Kenneth.
-- PJR:-) American way Threatened by us Drag a few creeps Away in a bus - Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years
> Hope you don't mind new players joining in late.
Andrew Landells:
> If not, then I'll start at London Bridge.
Peter J Ross:
> Aha! My risk paid off!
> King's Cross.
> [Please note that we've been using Double Bonaparte rules, so > Russian-related stations are out of bounds.]
Harry Mason:
> Marble Arch, taking two red tokens for the cross-diagonal straddle.
PJR:
> Royal Oak, with a wood bonus.
Harry Mason:
> Kew Gardens, trumping. Ha!
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> On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:18:28 +0100, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> > wrote:
> >On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from > >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >growth from Dave Hillstrom:
> >>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in > >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> > >>wrote:
> >>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from > >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
> >>>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in > >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> > >>>>wrote:
> >>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from > >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
> >>>>>>In article <n246kv4jsgd8fm8ao6bo14pihdkop37...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross > >>>>>><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from > >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
> >>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in > >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
> >>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from > >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >>>>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
> >>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in > >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from > >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benig n > >>>>>>>>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQyMg8CbHkNDf...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom > >>>>>>>>>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken > >>>>>>>>>>>>><an...@meow.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"news:HndCP=WZH2+Zc4ax5xZaA1slWtyE@4ax.com" (by Dave Hillstrom). It > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons from > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>growth from knoxy:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <Xns93DC78EEC56D0OrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.202>, > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an...@meow.org says... > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "news:MPG.19abda35700eca439896e3@news.individual.net" (by > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > an...@meow.org says... > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> was
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;) > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >Ann > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (2) FAQ? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> work it out. X:>> >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> HTH > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with... > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:true.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> I was *SO* just about to do that.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Since he's already given me said lecture.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that lecture?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shop took it pretty well though.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Was it upside down?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*are* the same person.
>"Dave Hillstrom" <HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote in message >news:pSlIP+tocxeC7pB3xkv7HMiygM7g@4ax.com... >> On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:18:28 +0100, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >> wrote:
>> >On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:43:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >> >growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>> >>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:50:14 +0100, in >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >> >>wrote:
>> >>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:35:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from >> >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >> >>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>> >>>>On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:41:22 +0100, in >> >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net> >> >>>>wrote:
>> >>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:36:14 -0800, a team of surgeons from >> >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >> >>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>> >>>>>>In article <n246kv4jsgd8fm8ao6bo14pihdkop37...@4ax.com>, Peter J >Ross >> >>>>>><p...@petitmorte.net> wrote: >> >>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:26:53 GMT, a team of surgeons from >> >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >> >>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>> >>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:27:01 +0100, in >> >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross ><p...@petitmorte.net> >> >>>>>>>>wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:50:27 GMT, a team of surgeons from >> >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign >> >>>>>>>>>growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>> >>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:41:20 +0100, in >> >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross ><p...@petitmorte.net> >> >>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:39:24 -0800, a team of surgeons from >> >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benig >n >> >>>>>>>>>>>growth from Green Dappled Monotremata:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQyMg8CbHkNDf...@4ax.com>, Dave >Hillstrom >> >>>>>>>>>>>><HUMPd...@meow.org> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:10:12 GMT, in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder >Chicken >> >>>>>>>>>>>>><an...@meow.org> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in Croatia >was >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"news:HndCP=WZH2+Zc4ax5xZaA1slWtyE@4ax.com" (by Dave >Hillstrom). It >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:53 +0100, in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 18:36:10 +0100, a team of surgeons >from >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following >benign >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>growth from knoxy:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <Xns93DC78EEC56D0OrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.202>, >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an...@meow.org says... >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It seems that on 19 Aug 2003, the number one hit in >Croatia was >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "news:MPG.19abda35700eca439896e3@news.individual.net" >(by >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like >this:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > In article ><Xns93DB606C84F1COrgasmOfM...@207.69.154.203>, >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > an...@meow.org says... >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> It seems that on 17 Aug 2003, the number one hit in >Croatia >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> was >"news:MPG.19a956ccf2321a4b9896d6@news.individual.net" >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> (by knoxy). It was a catchy little ditty that went >like >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> this:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > In article ><97mtjvct2llf55fk6891cr4hls7263s...@4ax.com>, >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > entr...@meow.org says... >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> <HUMPd...@meow.org> pee'd inna snow, the >following:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> <kn...@post.com> wrote: X: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>In article ><moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl5...@4ax.com>, >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> HUMPd...@meow.org X:>says... >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna" >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in >message >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >>news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupau2a2269hmq9d7b5gc@4ax.com... >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, >"anna" >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> <annamillington1...@msn.com> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at >this NG >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> and I want to know X:>> >(seriously) >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me >towards >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> this groups FAQ so I can X:>> >> >find out what >the : >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >mhm33x1 >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> X:>> >> >and stuff means.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong >lecture >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > on why he's not a brit. The silly brit.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> I was *SO* just about to do that.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Since he's already given me said lecture.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Whatabout the Union Jack one, have you heard that >lecture?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure you will sooner or later, he's obsessed with it. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start >an >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>argument because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy >at the >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shop took it pretty well though.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Was it upside down?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - >that's >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if >he's >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>also familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If >so, we >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*are* the same person.
