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WayPoint
Nov 13, 2012, 5:32:33 PM11/13/12
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
... right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt
still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
... right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt
still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Nick O'Tyme at
Nov 13, 2012, 5:44:35 PM11/13/12
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"WayPoint" <some...@over-the-rainbow.oz> wrote in message
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Well, I gave it a squiz. It was a pearler, a corker I say. :-)))
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sambodidley
Nov 13, 2012, 6:51:54 PM11/13/12
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"WayPoint" <some...@over-the-rainbow.oz> wrote in message
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Sam
Quilljar
Nov 13, 2012, 6:56:44 PM11/13/12
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I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
Q
Q
ManhattanMan
Nov 13, 2012, 7:07:00 PM11/13/12
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On 11/13/2012 5:56 PM, Quilljar wrote:
> I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
> Q
>
ROFLMAO
> I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
> Q
>
--
MnM
sambodidley
Nov 13, 2012, 7:05:59 PM11/13/12
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"Quilljar" <n...@home.today> wrote in message
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>I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
> Q
Maybe they prefer soft boiled eggs.<g>
> Q
Sam
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Nov 13, 2012, 7:08:00 PM11/13/12
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sambodidley
Nov 13, 2012, 7:14:44 PM11/13/12
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<ga...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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breakfast.<g>
Sam
WayPoint
Nov 13, 2012, 7:17:19 PM11/13/12
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Gregory
Nov 14, 2012, 8:31:11 AM11/14/12
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On Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:56:44 -0000, "Quilljar" <n...@home.today> brought
the following to our attention:
>I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
>Q
Sometimes you can do it sideways for up to an hour!
-G
the following to our attention:
>I didn't get it. Surely, no-one can last for three minutes?
>Q
-G
Gregory
Nov 14, 2012, 8:34:12 AM11/14/12
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On Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:51:54 -0600, "sambodidley"
<scoo...@linvalid.net> brought the following to our attention:
>> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
>
> I saw that punch line coming about half way through. <g>
>Sam
>
-G
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