OLD PILOTS
Dude
comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As
he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I
guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian.'
Cheers,
Chris
John Ward
What a corker - that's definitely going to get a workout at the Maritime
Museum and the MacArthur Museum this week!! :-)))
JW
"Dude" <chris...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Walter Mitty II
wrote:
So did I !!! :-O
Walt
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Gregory
Yes.. that's a hoot, but you must examine and recognize the many
underlying themes and innuendos. It's a clever Marxist mindgame that
covers many of the bases that are destructive to western culture and
the family structure. Over time, psycho-experts works on the minds of
the public to gradually deconstruct society. You see how quickly the
honorable old man caves to the womans views, and how we (and the
old pilot) must contemplate and deflect the notion that the young man
is homo? I can spot them commies 10 miles away!!
-G
Don
"Gregory" <flights...@bkwds.comcast.net> wrote in message
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Haven't got any lately huh???
:)
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Don
TOCA
"Dude" <chris...@gmail.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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>
> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
> lesbian.'
>
> Cheers,
> Chris
>
>
>
>
Aren't we all? ;o)
Tommy C, Denmark
Gregory
brought the following to our attention:
>Haven't got any lately huh???
>
> :)
>--
>Don
Mr. Don.. I'm not even going to respond to that, except to say that it
all started about 10 years ago. Tweets and I were out to dinner, and
after the meal we went to the lounge for some Irish coffees and to
mingle. That's when she yelled "My honey's nuts.. grab 'em!!" :))
-G
Don
LOL
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Don
Gregory
following to our attention:
>
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Chris
>>
>
>Aren't we all? ;o)
>
Yes.. we're all confused.... so confused. { perfect!! }
-G
WayPoint
I was born a lesbian.
My wife still doesn't understand my humour. lol
Tragic really .... :-)
B
Walter Mitty II
<waypoint...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>Walter Mitty II wrote:
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:55:55 -0800 (PST), Dude <chris...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along
>>> comes someone and blows it all to hell!
>>>
>>> An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As
>>> he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
>>> turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
>>>
>>> He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
>>> Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
>>> conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I
>>> guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
>>>
>>> She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
>>> women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
>>> When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
>>> about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
>>>
>>> The two sat sipping in silence.
>>>
>>> A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
>>> old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
>>>
>>> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
>>> lesbian.'
>> So did I !!! :-O
>I was born a lesbian.
>My wife still doesn't understand my humour. lol
>Tragic really .... :-)
Absolutely. ;-)