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DG

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Sep 7, 2010, 5:12:46 AM9/7/10
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Op 7-9-2010 4:51, ervaqre schreef:
>>> taiwan is not a country, abuse sent
>>
>> Neither is Greenland, even if it has its own TLD. There is also a .sex,
>> but I do not know where that country is.
>
> Only Danes believe Greenland is theirs. Everybody else knows it
> belongs to PIRATES!!
>
Claire Danes invading Greenland to liberate it from the pirates, uses Emmy to
stab parrot. Now there's a thought provoking headline.

--
Danny.

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DG

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Nov 27, 2010, 6:42:22 PM11/27/10
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Op 27-11-2010 20:05, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Only Danes believe Greenland is theirs. Everybody else knows it
>>> belongs to PIRATES!!
>>>
>> Claire Danes invading Greenland to liberate it from the pirates, uses Emmy to
>> stab parrot. Now there's a thought provoking headline.
>
> I
>
>
> think
>
> yehou you
>
> watch
>
> too
>
> much
>
>
>
> televisions
>
> TURNITYOURHEADINSPACE
>
I think you watch too many 18 year old Chinese army girls.

--
Danny.

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DG

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Nov 28, 2010, 3:03:50 AM11/28/10
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Op 28-11-2010 7:53, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I
>>>
>>>
>>> think
>>>
>>> yehou you
>>>
>>> watch
>>>
>>> too
>>>
>>> much
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> televisions
>>>
>>> TURNITYOURHEADINSPACE
>>>
>> I think you watch too many 18 year old Chinese army girls.
>
> No, I am actually just hungry now. I'd really like some frikadel
> speciaal and patat with mayonaise.
>
You'll have to settle for fried crickets with rice and a tigerpen15 in China.

--
Danny.

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DG

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Dec 23, 2010, 1:38:46 PM12/23/10
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Op 23-12-2010 19:11, ervaqre schreef:

>>>>> TURNITYOURHEADINSPACE
>>>>>
>>>> I think you watch too many 18 year old Chinese army girls.
>>>
>>> No, I am actually just hungry now. I'd really like some frikadel
>>> speciaal and patat with mayonaise.
>>>
>> You'll have to settle for fried crickets with rice and a tigerpen15 in China.
>
> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
> those Aglamians are dead now!
>
It was a deliberate reference to that of which I only know of through legends.

--
Danny.

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DG

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Jan 4, 2011, 5:38:45 AM1/4/11
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Op 4-1-2011 2:02, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> You'll have to settle for fried crickets with rice and a tigerpen15 in China.
>>>
>>> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>>> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>>> those Aglamians are dead now!
>>>
>> It was a deliberate reference to that of which I only know of through legends.
>
> I actually still have images of it, as well as images of Johannes Van
> Der Werf and his electric teeth, Aglami in a jar, deblon with a pillow
> underneath her shirt, and Kasper Bowl-Hand. Tsjakka!!
>
That would fit nicely in a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum. Next to the two
headed squirrel.

--
Danny.

Zčh Mwâh

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Jan 10, 2011, 3:53:02 PM1/10/11
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:11:50 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>>> TURNITYOURHEADINSPACE
>>>>>
>>>> I think you watch too many 18 year old Chinese army girls.
>>>
>>> No, I am actually just hungry now. I'd really like some frikadel
>>> speciaal and patat with mayonaise.
>>>
>> You'll have to settle for fried crickets with rice and a tigerpen15 in China.
>

>pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>those Aglamians are dead now!

OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
then pressed his face to a scanner?


--
Zčh Mwâh

"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
I'm about to close the case."

DG

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Jan 10, 2011, 5:49:12 PM1/10/11
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Op 10-1-2011 21:53, Zčh Mwâh schreef:

>>>>>> TURNITYOURHEADINSPACE
>>>>>>
>>>>> I think you watch too many 18 year old Chinese army girls.
>>>>
>>>> No, I am actually just hungry now. I'd really like some frikadel
>>>> speciaal and patat with mayonaise.
>>>>
>>> You'll have to settle for fried crickets with rice and a tigerpen15 in China.
>>
>> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>> those Aglamians are dead now!
>
> OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
> then pressed his face to a scanner?
>
>
No idea. A loser like that would be banned.

--
Danny.

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DG

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Feb 18, 2011, 6:32:34 PM2/18/11
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Op 18-2-2011 18:57, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>>>> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>>>> those Aglamians are dead now!
>>>
>>> OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
>>> then pressed his face to a scanner?
>>>
>> No idea. A loser like that would be banned.
>
> yeah, let's get nachos
>
/me sharpens knife

Yeah, let's get him!!!!
Where's that bazooka you were talking about?

--
Danny.

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Zčh Mwâh

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Dec 28, 2011, 6:38:03 AM12/28/11
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>>>pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>>>their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>>>those Aglamians are dead now!
>>
>> OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
>> then pressed his face to a scanner?

I have no recollection of that what so ever...


--
pixel


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'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.


"if you had left the dishes, you could
have grown new housemates on them." - Tamf Moo


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DG

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Dec 28, 2011, 1:44:17 PM12/28/11
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Op 28-12-2011 12:38, Zčh Mwâh schreef:
>>>> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>>>> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>>>> those Aglamians are dead now!
>>>
>>> OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
>>> then pressed his face to a scanner?
>
> I have no recollection of that what so ever...
>
>
Electric devices are known to cause memory problems when in close
proximity of heads, with or without magical incantations written on them.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 3, 2012, 1:33:30 PM1/3/12
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And shortened attention span...


Oh! Lighting!

DG

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Jan 3, 2012, 4:13:54 PM1/3/12
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Op 3-1-2012 19:33, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>>> pen15, that reminds me of the time when all Aglamians wrote pen15 on
>>>>>> their hands and posted photos of this on the internets. too bad all of
>>>>>> those Aglamians are dead now!
>>>>>
>>>>> OMG! Pen15? Who was that idiot again that wrote it on his forehead and
>>>>> then pressed his face to a scanner?
>>>
>>> I have no recollection of that what so ever...
>>>
>> Electric devices are known to cause memory problems when in close
>> proximity of heads, with or without magical incantations written on them.
>
> And shortened attention span...
>
>
> Oh! Lighting!
>

Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.

--
Danny.
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Pixel "#~

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Jan 5, 2012, 1:32:45 PM1/5/12
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On Thu, 5 Jan 2012 17:55:17 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>
>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>
>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>
>I
>just
>carved out
>the bones
>of my face
>and
>now
>I
>am the wicked and I am
>hello


Are you drinking chinese beer again?

Pixel "#~

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Jan 5, 2012, 1:33:27 PM1/5/12
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On Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:13:54 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>> Electric devices are known to cause memory problems when in close
>>> proximity of heads, with or without magical incantations written on them.
>>
>> And shortened attention span...
>>
>>
>> Oh! Lighting!
>>
>
>Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.

They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing from
my face then!
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DG

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Jan 5, 2012, 3:42:41 PM1/5/12
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Op 5-1-2012 19:33, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> Electric devices are known to cause memory problems when in close
>>>> proximity of heads, with or without magical incantations written on them.
>>>
>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>
>>>
>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>>
>>
>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>
> They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing from
> my face then!
>
>
Nope, even when washed they won't take a picture of the face only a
mother could love.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 7, 2012, 3:58:19 PM1/7/12
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On Thu, 5 Jan 2012 18:45:59 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> Are you drinking chinese beer again?
>
>huh? no, this is my natural state of being!
>
>my insanity is far greater than you can ever imagine, mere mortal
>
>and then I pressed
>the button
>lower jaw bones splattered everywhere
>yes I am the jaw bone terrorist
>prepare
>for a life
>without one

What exactly do you do all day?

Pixel "#~

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Jan 7, 2012, 3:58:40 PM1/7/12
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:42:41 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>>>
>>>
>>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>>
>> They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing from
>> my face then!
>>
>>
>Nope, even when washed they won't take a picture of the face only a
>mother could love.

0_o

DG

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Jan 7, 2012, 8:57:08 PM1/7/12
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Op 7-1-2012 21:58, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>>>
>>> They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing from
>>> my face then!
>>>
>>>
>> Nope, even when washed they won't take a picture of the face only a
>> mother could love.
>
> 0_o
>
It's mainly because of the one eye being twice as big as the other. It's
rather hard to get used to.

--
Danny.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Jan 15, 2012, 3:38:49 PM1/15/12
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You should check on the wall, there is a blank spot.

--
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Jan 15, 2012, 3:40:08 PM1/15/12
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Den 11-01-2012 19:14, ervaqre skrev:
>>> and then I pressed
>>> the button
>>> lower jaw bones splattered everywhere
>>> yes I am the jaw bone terrorist
>>> prepare
>>> for a life
>>> without one
>>
>> What exactly do you do all day?
>
> Well, umm... most of my time is spent on bringing fear and pestilence
> on the living, obviously.

Which means that you get to party with the dead afterwards?

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Jan 15, 2012, 3:40:49 PM1/15/12
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Isn't that illegal?

DG

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Jan 16, 2012, 5:19:50 AM1/16/12
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Op 15-1-2012 21:40, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>>>>>
>>>>> They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing from
>>>>> my face then!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Nope, even when washed they won't take a picture of the face only a
>>>> mother could love.
>>>
>>> 0_o
>>>
>> It's mainly because of the one eye being twice as big as the other. It's
>> rather hard to get used to.
>
> Isn't that illegal?
>
Such dissimilarity between eyes only breaks the aesthetic rules. With a
wrecking ball.

--
Danny.
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Pixel "#~

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Feb 12, 2012, 8:53:51 AM2/12/12
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On Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:14:46 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>and then I pressed
>>>the button
>>>lower jaw bones splattered everywhere
>>>yes I am the jaw bone terrorist
>>>prepare
>>>for a life
>>>without one
>>
>> What exactly do you do all day?
>
>Well, umm... most of my time is spent on bringing fear and pestilence
>on the living, obviously.

Yeah, well, obviously.
But when you have some off time...

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Den 19-01-2012 18:28, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> What exactly do you do all day?
>>>
>>> Well, umm... most of my time is spent on bringing fear and pestilence
>>> on the living, obviously.
>>
>> Which means that you get to party with the dead afterwards?
>
> Comrade, I *am* the dead!

So that's why your voice sounds so creepy.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Feb 12, 2012, 5:43:08 PM2/12/12
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That should be enough for lifetime jail.

DG

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Op 12-2-2012 23:43, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> And shortened attention span...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh! Lighting!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Stop smiling, they're not taking your picture.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They are taking pictures? Maybe I should go and was this writing
>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>> my face then!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nope, even when washed they won't take a picture of the face only a
>>>>>> mother could love.
>>>>>
>>>>> 0_o
>>>>>
>>>> It's mainly because of the one eye being twice as big as the other.
>>>> It's
>>>> rather hard to get used to.
>>>
>>> Isn't that illegal?
>>>
>> Such dissimilarity between eyes only breaks the aesthetic rules. With a
>> wrecking ball.
>
> That should be enough for lifetime jail.
>
Solitary. With bricked up windows. To protect the children.

--
Danny.
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