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Danny.
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Danny.
Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your
parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking
folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on
discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.
> So, instead I would like to put up photos of the army. There are about
> one hundred soldiers, all 18 year old girls wearing sneakers, holding
> military exercises underneath my window.
>
Go for it. Posting pictures of women on the internet without their knowledge has
never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not
to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?
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Danny.
Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
any of those searches combined.
>> never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not
>> to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
>>
>> I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?
>
> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
> on, nothing to see here.
>
And how did you find that out?
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Danny.
Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?
>>> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
>>> on, nothing to see here.
>>>
>> And how did you find that out?
>
> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>
I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.
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Danny.
That grave should play the theme from the Twilight Zone series every time you
pass by.
>>>> And how did you find that out?
>>>
>>> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>>>
>> I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.
>
> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>
You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use
birds and bees metaphors.
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Danny.
It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.
>>> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>>> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>>>
>> You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use
>> birds and bees metaphors.
>
> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
> thought they were separate species.
>
That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with
unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.
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Danny
>I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
This is a _family_ newsgroup???
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Zèh Mwâh
"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
I'm about to close the case."
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Danny.
Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!!
To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it
reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.
It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".
>> The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.
>
> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>
> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*
That Chinese translation thing is broken again.
>>> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
>>> thought they were separate species.
>>>
>> That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with
>> unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.
>
> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>
He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those
daughters cause.
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Danny.
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Danny.
I loved Twin Peaks. At least until they discovered who Bob was.
The owls are not what they seem. The giant was actually a Dutch guy.
Damn fine coffee.
>> It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".
>
> Is this a reference to Twilight Zone? I don't know anything about it.
Nope.
>>> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>>>
>>> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*
>>
>> That Chinese translation thing is broken again.
>
> Perhaps it is me who is broken.
PERHAPS????
>>> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
>>> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
>>> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
>>> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>>>
>> He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those
>> daughters cause.
>
> I would have no idea. Never seen them. Good for me. I hate babies.
>
I misread that. I thought it said "I ate babies". Knowing you, just as
plausible.
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Danny.
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Danny.