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DG

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Aug 23, 2010, 3:49:39 AM8/23/10
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Op 23-8-2010 4:58, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Oh yeah? Well, you can go to hell!!!!11!1!!111!!!
>>>
>> I'm pretty sure the number of exclamation marks (or attempts to) outnumber the
>> actual number of clicks they got from us. Unless you made sure to visit every
>> site in order to check they indeed had no bearing on Aglami, Monkey Island or
>> computer games.
>
> They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any
> abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming
> Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.
>
> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a
> well-deserved rest.
>
Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.

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DG

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Sep 6, 2010, 3:09:41 PM9/6/10
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Op 6-9-2010 18:22, ervaqre schreef:

>>> They didn't get any clicks from me, obviously. I also didn't send any
>>> abuse on the other hand. I wonder what Google does with those spamming
>>> Google grou...ehh the usenet using Google accounts.
>>>
>>> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the restroom. I need a
>>> well-deserved rest.
>>>
>> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.
>
> I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is
> not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth
> so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
>
Not directly? So like only half? You need to put more toilet photographs on your
blog.

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DG

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Sep 7, 2010, 5:01:26 AM9/7/10
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Op 7-9-2010 4:45, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Take a shower while you're sitting there resting.
>>>
>>> I have a new bathroom! Well, also it is in a new house! Well, it is
>>> not really a house, I would best describe/decry it as TeH ApaRtmenth
>>> so aniwais, the shower head no longer is directly above my toilet
>>>
>> Not directly? So like only half? You need to put more toilet photographs on your
>> blog.
>
> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.

Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your
parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking
folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on
discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.

> So, instead I would like to put up photos of the army. There are about
> one hundred soldiers, all 18 year old girls wearing sneakers, holding
> military exercises underneath my window.
>
Go for it. Posting pictures of women on the internet without their knowledge has
never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not
to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.

I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?

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Danny.

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DG

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Nov 27, 2010, 6:40:05 PM11/27/10
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Op 27-11-2010 20:01, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I'd rather not, since it attracts a whole lot of strange people to my
>>> site. I once wrote an entry about going to the bathroom here, and ever
>>> since in the statistics of my website I see that people found it by
>>> googling for things as "drol uit anus", "gat in de kont", "drol te
>>> groot wc" and "mag ik naar de wc". I also once got an email from Dutch
>>> people asking where I could buy such a toilet by the way.
>>
>> Would those weird people really scare off rather normal looking folks like your
>> parents? Or are those fecally themed searches done by otherwise normal looking
>> folks? Either way, I think the visitors would be more disappointed than you on
>> discovering your site being somewhat less explicit than their searches.
>
> Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and
> "mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website
> through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier",
> "overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het
> lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and
> "erg nodig poepen" ... :-s

Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
any of those searches combined.

>> never caused any problems. Especially if the ladies are armed and dangerous. Not
>> to mention sharp shooters and bloody good runners.
>>
>> I forget, do they learn to snap a grown man's neck in one or two moves?
>

> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
> on, nothing to see here.
>
And how did you find that out?

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DG

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Nov 28, 2010, 3:02:38 AM11/28/10
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Op 28-11-2010 7:47, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Well, it's a few months later now, but apart from "canadian food" and
>>> "mentally challenged cats" most people who end up on my website
>>> through Google still found it searching for "china geen wc papier",
>>> "overlijdensadvertentie reinder hummel", "ik moet naar de wc maar het
>>> lukt niet", "pictures of hotels surrounded with asparagus farms", and
>>> "erg nodig poepen" ... :-s
>>
>> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
>> any of those searches combined.
>
> The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would
> search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!

Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?

>>> Nah, they are completely harmless and immature 18-year old girls. Move
>>> on, nothing to see here.
>>>
>> And how did you find that out?
>

> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>
I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.

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DG

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Dec 23, 2010, 1:37:32 PM12/23/10
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Op 23-12-2010 19:09, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Great news! I actually got a LOL out of that!!! So it was worth it. Now imagine
>>>> any of those searches combined.
>>>
>>> The overlijdensadvertentie kind of scares me to be honest. Who would
>>> search for such a thing? I'm undead, not dead!
>>
>> Maybe it was you? Doing some zombie googleing at night?
>
> Hmmm... it is probably somebody from my region. My name is quite
> common in that part of the Netherlands. In the village next to where I
> grew up, I actually once found a grave with my name on it, claiming I
> had died in 1965 at the age of six.

That grave should play the theme from the Twilight Zone series every time you
pass by.

>>>> And how did you find that out?
>>>
>>> Because they just jump rope all day long.
>>>
>> I just hope that isn't another sexual euphemism.
>

> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>
You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use
birds and bees metaphors.

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Danny.

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DG

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Jan 4, 2011, 5:35:40 AM1/4/11
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Op 4-1-2011 1:57, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Hmmm... it is probably somebody from my region. My name is quite
>>> common in that part of the Netherlands. In the village next to where I
>>> grew up, I actually once found a grave with my name on it, claiming I
>>> had died in 1965 at the age of six.
>>
>> That grave should play the theme from the Twilight Zone series every time you
>> pass by.
>
> You're making (probably) television references that I do not
> comprehend. You should bother Pixel about it, he's addicted to all
> things television. Now if only we could get him back to posting. Or
> what about some of the others? I bet Kasper and Sean are still
> lurking.

It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.

The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.

>>> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>>> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>>>
>> You might want to explain the censors how families are made. Don't dare to use
>> birds and bees metaphors.
>

> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
> thought they were separate species.
>
That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with
unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.

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Danny

Zčh Mwâh

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Jan 10, 2011, 3:51:47 PM1/10/11
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:09:17 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
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>I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!


This is a _family_ newsgroup???


--
Zèh Mwâh

"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
I'm about to close the case."

DG

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Jan 10, 2011, 5:40:33 PM1/10/11
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Op 10-1-2011 21:51, Zčh Mwâh schreef:

>> I could tell many sexual stories concerning females here, but since
>> this is a family newsgroup, I'm afraid they would ban me!
>
>
> This is a _family_ newsgroup???
>
>
Well, some have started families...

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DG

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Apr 23, 2011, 7:52:43 PM4/23/11
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Op 23-4-2011 19:51, ervaqre schreef:

>>> You're making (probably) television references that I do not
>>> comprehend. You should bother Pixel about it, he's addicted to all
>>> things television. Now if only we could get him back to posting. Or
>>> what about some of the others? I bet Kasper and Sean are still
>>> lurking.
>>
>> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
>> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
>
> Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone
> stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy
> lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.

Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!!
To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it
reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.

It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".

>> The only Aglamian I've seen lately is Blonde. It seems she just left again.
>

> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>
> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*

That Chinese translation thing is broken again.

>>> I wouldn't even know how birds and bees can have sexual intercourse. I
>>> thought they were separate species.
>>>
>> That's why you shouldn't use bird and bees metaphors, or you'll end up with
>> unspeakable acts preformed on goats or donkeys.
>

> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>
He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those
daughters cause.

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Danny.

DG

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Apr 23, 2011, 7:53:25 PM4/23/11
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Op 23-4-2011 19:52, ervaqre schreef:

>>> This is a _family_ newsgroup???
>>>
>> Well, some have started families...
>
> NOTMEIACTUALLYCARABOUTTHIswORLD
>
BUTNOTITSINHABITANTS

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DG

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May 5, 2011, 2:51:06 PM5/5/11
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Op 4-5-2011 19:13, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> It's a movie too. Besides Twilight Zone has been referenced so many times,
>>>> especially the eerie theme, that even you, hidden away in the boonies, should know.
>>>
>>> Actually, I used to have a girlfriend who somehow liked Twilight Zone
>>> stuff. She even made me engage in it. But then I became a crazy
>>> lunatic and severed all ties. These days I am the king of Lithuania.
>>
>> Somehow the first I got from that paragraph was "Reinder was ENGAGED!!!
>> To a GIRL!!!!". So how did she get hooked on Twilight Zone? Was it
>> reruns of the 80's or 00's remake? Or the movie? Surely not the original.
>
> Okay, I am not sure how it happened, but I made a very serious mistake
> in my previous post. Twilight Zone had nothing to do with it! Instead,
> she made me watch Twin Peaks! Well, they both start with a T right?
> And I have never been engaged. Engagement, just like marriage, is
> something I don't see the use of.

I loved Twin Peaks. At least until they discovered who Bob was.

The owls are not what they seem. The giant was actually a Dutch guy.

Damn fine coffee.

>> It figures you'd be the king of a state referred to as "ball tick".
>

> Is this a reference to Twilight Zone? I don't know anything about it.

Nope.

>>> WHO IS THAT?? HAHAHAH!!! WHO IS THAT!?!? WHUAHAUHAUHA!!!
>>>
>>> *plaKs jidkffbjd in facements*
>>
>> That Chinese translation thing is broken again.
>

> Perhaps it is me who is broken.

PERHAPS????

>>> actually, I used to have this friend who was very skilled at drawing
>>> intercourse between cats and bees. he's still a good friend by the
>>> way, even though he has two daughters these days, yet he no longer
>>> draws intercourse between cats and bees
>>>
>> He's just happy he can get some shut eye between all the drama those
>> daughters cause.
>

> I would have no idea. Never seen them. Good for me. I hate babies.
>
I misread that. I thought it said "I ate babies". Knowing you, just as
plausible.

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Danny.

DG

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May 5, 2011, 2:52:19 PM5/5/11
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Op 4-5-2011 19:14, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Well, some have started families...
>>>
>>> NOTMEIACTUALLYCARABOUTTHIswORLD
>>>
>> BUTNOTITSINHABITANTS
>
> SAYSWHOPROVEITORSTFUABCD
>
SEZU,UBABYHATER

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Oct 22, 2011, 6:40:52 PM10/22/11
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Den 08-10-2011 08:01, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> This is a _family_ newsgroup???
>>>
>> Well, some have started families...
>
> I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing. For teh real.


Fair. Being drunk is always a fair excuse.

--
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

Zčh Mwâh

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Dec 28, 2011, 6:38:46 AM12/28/11
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On Sat, 8 Oct 2011 06:01:03 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
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>>> This is a _family_ newsgroup???
>>>
>> Well, some have started families...
>
>I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing. For teh real.

Tinker... Tonker... Teinder?



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Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.


"if you had left the dishes, you could
have grown new housemates on them." - Tamf Moo


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>>>> Well, some have started families...
>>>
>>>I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing. For teh real.
>>
>> Tinker... Tonker... Teinder?
>
>Why is your name written in Klingon?

Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
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>>>> Tinker... Tonker... Teinder?
>>>
>>>Why is your name written in Klingon?
>>
>> Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
>
>I just decided to become the biggest asshole the world has ever known.
>I will rip you apart like a swarm of angry kangaroos.

Giant kangaroos or dwarf kangaroos?
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DG

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Jan 5, 2012, 3:43:33 PM1/5/12
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Op 5-1-2012 19:34, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> Tinker... Tonker... Teinder?
>>>>
>>>> Why is your name written in Klingon?
>>>
>>> Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
>>
>> I just decided to become the biggest asshole the world has ever known.
>> I will rip you apart like a swarm of angry kangaroos.
>
> Giant kangaroos or dwarf kangaroos?
>
>
Giant dwarf kangaroos. Those are the only that swarm around huge assholes.

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Pixel "#~

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>>>> Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
>>>
>>>I just decided to become the biggest asshole the world has ever known.
>>>I will rip you apart like a swarm of angry kangaroos.
>>
>> Giant kangaroos or dwarf kangaroos?
>
>You are supposed to call the dwarf kangaroos wallabies, whereas the
>normal kangaroos are the red or grey gianst. R U REDDY 2B RIPT APART?
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Pixel "#~

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Jan 7, 2012, 3:59:58 PM1/7/12
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:43:33 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>>> Why is your name written in Klingon?
>>>>
>>>> Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
>>>
>>> I just decided to become the biggest asshole the world has ever known.
>>> I will rip you apart like a swarm of angry kangaroos.
>>
>> Giant kangaroos or dwarf kangaroos?
>>
>>
>Giant dwarf kangaroos. Those are the only that swarm around huge assholes.

I don't believe there is a thing as giant dwarf kangaroos...

DG

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Jan 7, 2012, 9:00:54 PM1/7/12
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Op 7-1-2012 21:59, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>>> Why is your name written in Klingon?
>>>>>
>>>>> Apparently it was this in pseudonym from last time...
>>>>
>>>> I just decided to become the biggest asshole the world has ever known.
>>>> I will rip you apart like a swarm of angry kangaroos.
>>>
>>> Giant kangaroos or dwarf kangaroos?
>>>
>>>
>> Giant dwarf kangaroos. Those are the only that swarm around huge assholes.
>
> I don't believe there is a thing as giant dwarf kangaroos...
>
>
It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I dare
you to prove otherwise.

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DG

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Jan 11, 2012, 4:35:30 PM1/11/12
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Op 11-1-2012 19:56, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Giant dwarf kangaroos. Those are the only that swarm around huge assholes.
>>>
>>> I don't believe there is a thing as giant dwarf kangaroos...
>>>
>> It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I dare
>> you to prove otherwise.
>
> Have you been taking your medication recently?
>
I threw it out when I read the box. It wasn't because of the huge list
of side effects. It was because it said - oh horror - MADE IN CHINA!!!

I ain't infesting my body with Chinese nanobots.

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DG

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Jan 19, 2012, 3:55:25 PM1/19/12
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Op 19-1-2012 18:34, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I dare
>>>> you to prove otherwise.
>>>
>>> Have you been taking your medication recently?
>>>
>> I threw it out when I read the box. It wasn't because of the huge list
>> of side effects. It was because it said - oh horror - MADE IN CHINA!!!
>>
>> I ain't infesting my body with Chinese nanobots.
>
> China's actually obsessed with medicine. There are more medicine
> stores than police offices, and that says a lot. They even divide
> their medicine in two sorts. Middle medicine and Western medicine,
> with middle standing for Chinese of course. Western medicine is
> expensive and just like the medicine as we know it, whereas Chinese
> medicine consists of tiger balls, dried rabbit ears, etc. If you tell
> me your ailments I will prescribe you some Chinese medicine!
>
It's good being a vegetarian when people come up with silly stuff like that.

From what I've heard people with money want the stuff that actually
works, not the rabbit ears and tiger balls. Not to mention the pricking
with needles.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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On Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:56:55 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>hi
>>
>> I almost missed this.
>
>I'm saying hi to you and you're not even replying to my hi? How rude
>of you, damn Frisian!!!!

I am no Frisian.
Don't you 11-steden-tocht me!

Pixel "#~

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On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:34:34 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
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>>>> It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I dare
>>>> you to prove otherwise.
>>>
>>> Have you been taking your medication recently?
>>>
>> I threw it out when I read the box. It wasn't because of the huge list
>> of side effects. It was because it said - oh horror - MADE IN CHINA!!!
>>
>> I ain't infesting my body with Chinese nanobots.
>
>China's actually obsessed with medicine. There are more medicine
>stores than police offices, and that says a lot. They even divide
>their medicine in two sorts. Middle medicine and Western medicine,
>with middle standing for Chinese of course. Western medicine is
>expensive and just like the medicine as we know it, whereas Chinese
>medicine consists of tiger balls, dried rabbit ears, etc. If you tell
>me your ailments I will prescribe you some Chinese medicine!

I'm suffering from a cold.
Do tiger balls remedy that?

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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Den 12-02-2012 15:02, Pixel "#~ skrev:
> On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:34:34 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre<m...@privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I dare
>>>>> you to prove otherwise.
>>>>
>>>> Have you been taking your medication recently?
>>>>
>>> I threw it out when I read the box. It wasn't because of the huge list
>>> of side effects. It was because it said - oh horror - MADE IN CHINA!!!
>>>
>>> I ain't infesting my body with Chinese nanobots.
>>
>> China's actually obsessed with medicine. There are more medicine
>> stores than police offices, and that says a lot. They even divide
>> their medicine in two sorts. Middle medicine and Western medicine,
>> with middle standing for Chinese of course. Western medicine is
>> expensive and just like the medicine as we know it, whereas Chinese
>> medicine consists of tiger balls, dried rabbit ears, etc. If you tell
>> me your ailments I will prescribe you some Chinese medicine!
>
> I'm suffering from a cold.
> Do tiger balls remedy that?

I live in Norway. Is there a cure for that using chinese middle medicine?

DG

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Feb 13, 2012, 12:18:13 PM2/13/12
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Op 12-2-2012 23:41, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> It's as real as flying spaghetti monsters and teacups in space. I
>>>>>> dare
>>>>>> you to prove otherwise.
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you been taking your medication recently?
>>>>>
>>>> I threw it out when I read the box. It wasn't because of the huge list
>>>> of side effects. It was because it said - oh horror - MADE IN CHINA!!!
>>>>
>>>> I ain't infesting my body with Chinese nanobots.
>>>
>>> China's actually obsessed with medicine. There are more medicine
>>> stores than police offices, and that says a lot. They even divide
>>> their medicine in two sorts. Middle medicine and Western medicine,
>>> with middle standing for Chinese of course. Western medicine is
>>> expensive and just like the medicine as we know it, whereas Chinese
>>> medicine consists of tiger balls, dried rabbit ears, etc. If you tell
>>> me your ailments I will prescribe you some Chinese medicine!
>>
>> I'm suffering from a cold.
>> Do tiger balls remedy that?
>
> I live in Norway. Is there a cure for that using chinese middle medicine?
>
Unless your real fake Chinese doctor voodoo man also moonlights as a
mover, I'd say no.

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Op 20-2-2012 5:22, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I'm suffering from a cold.
>>>> Do tiger balls remedy that?
>>>
>>> I live in Norway. Is there a cure for that using chinese middle medicine?
>>>
>> Unless your real fake Chinese doctor voodoo man also moonlights as a
>> mover, I'd say no.
>
> You might want to hit your stomach one hundred times every evening
> though. There's this guy in a park close to me doing this every
> evening. He says it's to cure all his misery. Alternatively, you could
> try repeatedly walking against a tree. I see many people doing that as
> well. And no, it's not anywhere near a mental institute, they simply
> have different ideas about physical health here.
>
The land that invented acupuncture now presents stomach slapping and
tree splinters in your face. I just hope they don't use pine as it's banned.

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Feb 20, 2012, 2:59:30 PM2/20/12
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Op 20-2-2012 5:18, ervaqre schreef:
>>> China's actually obsessed with medicine. There are more medicine
>>> stores than police offices, and that says a lot. They even divide
>>> their medicine in two sorts. Middle medicine and Western medicine,
>>> with middle standing for Chinese of course. Western medicine is
>>> expensive and just like the medicine as we know it, whereas Chinese
>>> medicine consists of tiger balls, dried rabbit ears, etc. If you tell
>>> me your ailments I will prescribe you some Chinese medicine!
>>>
>> It's good being a vegetarian when people come up with silly stuff like that.
>>
>> From what I've heard people with money want the stuff that actually
>> works, not the rabbit ears and tiger balls. Not to mention the pricking
>> with needles.
>
> Oh, there are also people with money eating fetuses. Supposedly this
> helps them increase their sexual potency and it helps to cure skin
> problems.
>
Not to mention slimming down their sizable wallet.

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Op 28-5-2012 16:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>> You might want to hit your stomach one hundred times every evening
>>> though. There's this guy in a park close to me doing this every
>>> evening. He says it's to cure all his misery. Alternatively, you could
>>> try repeatedly walking against a tree. I see many people doing that as
>>> well. And no, it's not anywhere near a mental institute, they simply
>>> have different ideas about physical health here.
>>>
>> The land that invented acupuncture now presents stomach slapping and
>> tree splinters in your face. I just hope they don't use pine as it's banned.
>
> It's just one of these movements they have from time to time. They get
> popular, institutionalized and then get banned. However, you're wrong
> about pine. It's pine you should be talking about.
>
I'm not about to talk about either. There might be Chinese spies around.

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