Re: [OT] I am your father

[DG]

Op 8-10-2011 8:07, ervaqre schreef:
> oh boy I just saw this and then and after that but then there no way
> that would be the but then again so who knows half of the nothing
>
The only correct response:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 9-10-2011 12:22, ervaqre schreef:

> Is that what you say when everybody's favorite dictator is back? I
> even brought beer and stale cookies!!
>
> Where is everybody else by the way?
>
I'm pretty sure it involved dying, possibly the last batch of stale
cookies and definitely the battery acid infused grog you pass off as beer.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-10-2011 4:06, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>>
>>> Is that what you say when everybody's favorite dictator is back? I
>>> even brought beer and stale cookies!!
>>>
>>> Where is everybody else by the way?
>>>
>> I'm pretty sure it involved dying, possibly the last batch of stale
>> cookies and definitely the battery acid infused grog you pass off as beer.
>

> Then how come you're still alive? Want some cookies?
>
My parents told me never to take anything from strangers. And they don't
come much stranger than you.

Also I've been told I should lose some weight.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-10-2011 11:11, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Then how come you're still alive? Want some cookies?
>>>
>> My parents told me never to take anything from strangers. And they don't
>> come much stranger than you.
>

> I am no stranger to this newsgroup! And I'm most certainly not
> strange! Instead, I would say I am fairly normal. I'm just
> misunderstood, that's all.
>
> Now eat those cookies! Pixel ate them as well and he's still alive.

I severely doubt that. He hasn't posted in ages.

>> Also I've been told I should lose some weight.
>

> In some cultures a lot of weight is considered to be a sign of wealth,
> refinement and sex appeal. Why, rather than changing your weight,
> don't you just change your culture? You can join an existing one or
> set up your own cult.
>
I'm not very cultured. I also don't like being followed, especially by
cult members.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-10-2011 18:38, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I am no stranger to this newsgroup! And I'm most certainly not
>>> strange! Instead, I would say I am fairly normal. I'm just
>>> misunderstood, that's all.
>>>
>>> Now eat those cookies! Pixel ate them as well and he's still alive.
>>
>> I severely doubt that. He hasn't posted in ages.
>

> A while ago I left a comment on his blog and he also replied, so it
> seems that he is alive and does have internet access, but just seems
> to have forgotten what the usenet is. Then again, one of his last
> entries was that he's on Facebook now.

You know that the day we both join Facebook, everybody's gonna move out.
Friendster and Myspace died because everybody decided to go to Facebook.

>>> In some cultures a lot of weight is considered to be a sign of wealth,
>>> refinement and sex appeal. Why, rather than changing your weight,
>>> don't you just change your culture? You can join an existing one or
>>> set up your own cult.
>>>
>> I'm not very cultured. I also don't like being followed, especially by
>> cult members.
>

> You're just paranoid. I'm sure they mean you no harm.
>
Like there are no cults that eat the holy body of their leader and drink
his blood.

--
Danny.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 09-10-2011 12:22, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...

>
>>> oh boy I just saw this and then and after that but then there no way
>>> that would be the but then again so who knows half of the nothing
>>>
>> The only correct response:
>>
>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>

> Is that what you say when everybody's favorite dictator is back? I
> even brought beer and stale cookies!!
>
> Where is everybody else by the way?
>

Duracell had delivery problems.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 19-10-2011 19:27, DG skrev:
> Op 19-10-2011 18:38, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I am no stranger to this newsgroup! And I'm most certainly not
>>>> strange! Instead, I would say I am fairly normal. I'm just
>>>> misunderstood, that's all.
>>>>
>>>> Now eat those cookies! Pixel ate them as well and he's still alive.
>>>
>>> I severely doubt that. He hasn't posted in ages.
>>
>> A while ago I left a comment on his blog and he also replied, so it
>> seems that he is alive and does have internet access, but just seems
>> to have forgotten what the usenet is. Then again, one of his last
>> entries was that he's on Facebook now.
>
> You know that the day we both join Facebook, everybody's gonna move out.
> Friendster and Myspace died because everybody decided to go to Facebook.

Social networking terrorists in other words!


--
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 7:02, ervaqre schreef:

> DG is a mighty pirate...
>

>>> A while ago I left a comment on his blog and he also replied, so it
>>> seems that he is alive and does have internet access, but just seems
>>> to have forgotten what the usenet is. Then again, one of his last
>>> entries was that he's on Facebook now.
>>
>> You know that the day we both join Facebook, everybody's gonna move out.
>> Friendster and Myspace died because everybody decided to go to Facebook.
>

> Hey! I never joined Friendster nor Myspace!
>
> Also, I am busy writing a boodschappenlijstje, please help think of
> the things I should not forget to buy.

Oliebollen.
Soldeerbout.
Electriciteitsmeter.
Soldeersel.
Alle liedjes van de Radio 2 Top 2000.

>>>> I'm not very cultured. I also don't like being followed, especially by
>>>> cult members.
>>>
>>> You're just paranoid. I'm sure they mean you no harm.
>>>
>> Like there are no cults that eat the holy body of their leader and drink
>> his blood.
>

> Oh great, sounds like a cult I should join, but only if I can become
> the leader of course. Who wants to eat me? Who wants to drink my
> blood?
>
All 7 liters of it?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 7:03, ervaqre schreef:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>
>>>> A while ago I left a comment on his blog and he also replied, so it
>>>> seems that he is alive and does have internet access, but just seems
>>>> to have forgotten what the usenet is. Then again, one of his last
>>>> entries was that he's on Facebook now.
>>>
>>> You know that the day we both join Facebook, everybody's gonna move out.
>>> Friendster and Myspace died because everybody decided to go to Facebook.
>>
>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>

> "Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
> Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
> base are belong to us.
>
Haven't you claimed we're all socialists. Thus forming a network of
socialists?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 17:42, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Hey! I never joined Friendster nor Myspace!
>>>
>>> Also, I am busy writing a boodschappenlijstje, please help think of
>>> the things I should not forget to buy.
>>
>> Oliebollen.
>> Soldeerbout.
>> Electriciteitsmeter.
>> Soldeersel.
>> Alle liedjes van de Radio 2 Top 2000.
>

> What in the world would I need number 2, 3, and 4 on that list for??

2 and 4 are needed to fix the MP3 player you can put 5 on. If you want 1
to be warm you should have number 3 so you can see how much electricity
the microwave oven uses or the frying pan if you choose to make your own
oliebollen.

>>> Oh great, sounds like a cult I should join, but only if I can become
>>> the leader of course. Who wants to eat me? Who wants to drink my
>>> blood?
>>>
>> All 7 liters of it?
>

> I don't have 7 liters of blood. I am a modified superior being that
> runs on only 3 liters. The rest of my liquids come from my slaves.
>
How does your girlfriend feel about that?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 17:46, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>>>
>>> "Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
>>> Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
>>> base are belong to us.
>>>
>> Haven't you claimed we're all socialists. Thus forming a network of
>> socialists?
>

> WHAT?!? You seem to be horribly mistaken!! I hate socialists! I live
> in a socialist country where there are 1.4 billion socialist always
> trying to restrict my freedom and telling me what to do. Oh, and close
> to here, like literally a stone throw away, there are even more
> extreme socialists where the father and son of the dynasty from time
> to time would come over to the hotel across the street to spend their
> holiday. I wonder if their last visit this Spring had anything to do
> with the fish the recently deceased dictator left his loving people.
>
You're saying dictator as if it's a bad thing.
You're saying socialist as if you're a peroxide blond from Limburg.

And stop throwing those stones at China's neighbors. You might
accidentally ding one of there nuclear missiles, causing them to explode
prematurely.

--
Danny.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 27-12-2011 20:28, DG skrev:
> Op 27-12-2011 17:42, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Hey! I never joined Friendster nor Myspace!
>>>>
>>>> Also, I am busy writing a boodschappenlijstje, please help think of
>>>> the things I should not forget to buy.
>>>
>>> Oliebollen.
>>> Soldeerbout.
>>> Electriciteitsmeter.
>>> Soldeersel.
>>> Alle liedjes van de Radio 2 Top 2000.
>>
>> What in the world would I need number 2, 3, and 4 on that list for??
>
> 2 and 4 are needed to fix the MP3 player you can put 5 on. If you want 1
> to be warm you should have number 3 so you can see how much electricity
> the microwave oven uses or the frying pan if you choose to make your own
> oliebollen.

And remember that your power usage is important because otherwise you
wouldn't know how many emission units you need to buy!

>>>> Oh great, sounds like a cult I should join, but only if I can become
>>>> the leader of course. Who wants to eat me? Who wants to drink my
>>>> blood?
>>>>
>>> All 7 liters of it?
>>
>> I don't have 7 liters of blood. I am a modified superior being that
>> runs on only 3 liters. The rest of my liquids come from my slaves.
>>
> How does your girlfriend feel about that?

She probably was the one who took out the 4 liters.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 27-12-2011 07:04, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>

>>> Is that what you say when everybody's favorite dictator is back? I
>>> even brought beer and stale cookies!!
>>>
>>> Where is everybody else by the way?
>>
>> Duracell had delivery problems.
>

> Who's Duracell? He's not even in the RRRRR!

You see, he had delivery problems so he did not arrive until too late
for getting into the RRRRR!

[DG]

Op 28-12-2011 2:03, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:

>>>>> Hey! I never joined Friendster nor Myspace!
>>>>>
>>>>> Also, I am busy writing a boodschappenlijstje, please help think of
>>>>> the things I should not forget to buy.
>>>>
>>>> Oliebollen.
>>>> Soldeerbout.
>>>> Electriciteitsmeter.
>>>> Soldeersel.
>>>> Alle liedjes van de Radio 2 Top 2000.
>>>
>>> What in the world would I need number 2, 3, and 4 on that list for??
>>
>> 2 and 4 are needed to fix the MP3 player you can put 5 on. If you want 1
>> to be warm you should have number 3 so you can see how much electricity
>> the microwave oven uses or the frying pan if you choose to make your own
>> oliebollen.
>
> And remember that your power usage is important because otherwise you
> wouldn't know how many emission units you need to buy!

Don't forget the emission units you'll be causing after eating all those
oliebollen.

>>>>> Oh great, sounds like a cult I should join, but only if I can become
>>>>> the leader of course. Who wants to eat me? Who wants to drink my
>>>>> blood?
>>>>>
>>>> All 7 liters of it?
>>>
>>> I don't have 7 liters of blood. I am a modified superior being that
>>> runs on only 3 liters. The rest of my liquids come from my slaves.
>>>
>> How does your girlfriend feel about that?
>
> She probably was the one who took out the 4 liters.
>

That makes me think those 4 liters aren't missing. They're just, ehr,
"relocated".

--
Danny.

[Zčh Mwâh]

On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 06:03:30 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>> A while ago I left a comment on his blog and he also replied, so it
>>>> seems that he is alive and does have internet access, but just seems
>>>> to have forgotten what the usenet is. Then again, one of his last
>>>> entries was that he's on Facebook now.
>>>
>>> You know that the day we both join Facebook, everybody's gonna move out.
>>> Friendster and Myspace died because everybody decided to go to Facebook.
>>
>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>

>"Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
>Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
>base are belong to us.

I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?


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[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:29, ervaqre schreef:

>>> WHAT?!? You seem to be horribly mistaken!! I hate socialists! I live
>>> in a socialist country where there are 1.4 billion socialist always
>>> trying to restrict my freedom and telling me what to do. Oh, and close
>>> to here, like literally a stone throw away, there are even more
>>> extreme socialists where the father and son of the dynasty from time
>>> to time would come over to the hotel across the street to spend their
>>> holiday. I wonder if their last visit this Spring had anything to do
>>> with the fish the recently deceased dictator left his loving people.
>>>
>> You're saying dictator as if it's a bad thing.
>> You're saying socialist as if you're a peroxide blond from Limburg.
>

> I don't really follow Dutch politics anymore, but isn't that peroxide
> blonde a socialist himself? Socialist is the word I use for everybody
> who agrees that governments should restrict my freedom. Incidentally,
> I tent to call pretty much everybody a socialist. Damn socialists.

He's not for government restricting *his* freedom! Your's isn't
important enough though. Luckily that's been taken care of by our
comrades in the East.

>> And stop throwing those stones at China's neighbors. You might
>> accidentally ding one of there nuclear missiles, causing them to explode
>> prematurely.
>

> They wouldn't even notice, they're too busy with other things at the
> moment. It's on television again right now. Actually, North Korea
> looks almost exactly like China, except they have no cars and neon.
>
You've only seen liberty if you've seen neon cars.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:33, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Oliebollen.
>>>> Soldeerbout.
>>>> Electriciteitsmeter.
>>>> Soldeersel.
>>>> Alle liedjes van de Radio 2 Top 2000.
>>>
>>> What in the world would I need number 2, 3, and 4 on that list for??
>>
>> 2 and 4 are needed to fix the MP3 player you can put 5 on. If you want 1
>> to be warm you should have number 3 so you can see how much electricity
>> the microwave oven uses or the frying pan if you choose to make your own
>> oliebollen.
>

> Hmm, but to fix my MP3 player I would first have to break it. Wouldn't
> it be much easier not to break the Mp3 player? It would make my
> boodschappenlijstje a whole lot shorter. And as for 5, isn't
> downloading still legal in the Netherlands?

Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.

>>> I don't have 7 liters of blood. I am a modified superior being that
>>> runs on only 3 liters. The rest of my liquids come from my slaves.
>>>
>> How does your girlfriend feel about that?
>

> She's okay with it. She realizes she is a female and as such only
> exists to serve omnipotent dictators. Or did you mean my other slaves?
>
No, you've answered pretty much any question anyone would ever want to
ask you.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:37, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> 2 and 4 are needed to fix the MP3 player you can put 5 on. If you want 1
>>>> to be warm you should have number 3 so you can see how much electricity
>>>> the microwave oven uses or the frying pan if you choose to make your own
>>>> oliebollen.
>>>
>>> And remember that your power usage is important because otherwise you
>>> wouldn't know how many emission units you need to buy!
>>
>> Don't forget the emission units you'll be causing after eating all those
>> oliebollen.
>

> This is all getting a bit technical. How about we outsource this to
> Togo? The emission stuff, measuring power usage and all that, not the
> eating of course.

Yes, we should concentrate on our core business and outsource the rest
to specialists. It will always drive down costs, increase productivity
and improve our quality of service. Besides: we all get bonuses if we
cut down on personnel costs, even if they cause a five fold increase in
other costs.

>>>> How does your girlfriend feel about that?
>>>
>>> She probably was the one who took out the 4 liters.
>>>
>> That makes me think those 4 liters aren't missing. They're just, ehr,
>> "relocated".
>

> Hurg.
>
Tent!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:41, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>>>
>>> "Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
>>> Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
>>> base are belong to us.
>>
>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>

> They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
> banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.
>
Which one was the original copy that now is an illegal competitor?
Facebook, Friendster, Friendface, Facester, LenLen?

--
Danny.

[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:41:41 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>>>
>>>"Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
>>>Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
>>>base are belong to us.
>>
>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>

>They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
>banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.

O_o
I find it hard to believe they would ban stuff for that...

[DG]

Op 3-1-2012 19:36, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>>>> Social networking terrorists in other words!
>>>>
>>>> "Social" and "networking" are two words I would not use to describe
>>>> Aglamians. Anyway, our insavion is at hand. Facebook, beware, all your
>>>> base are belong to us.
>>>
>>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>>
>> They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
>> banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.
>
> O_o
> I find it hard to believe they would ban stuff for that...
>
>

Can you really blame China? I mean, once upon a time they made the
original china, you know, the plates and stuff. Then some European
round-eyed guys came along and went and copied their stuff. The Brits
kept calling it china, just to spite them. The Dutch started calling it
Delft Blue, and you probably aren't allowed to call it that if it ain't
Dutch made.

I wonder if the Chinese are about to clone Justin Bieber, just so they
can ban him.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:03, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Hmm, but to fix my MP3 player I would first have to break it. Wouldn't
>>> it be much easier not to break the Mp3 player? It would make my
>>> boodschappenlijstje a whole lot shorter. And as for 5, isn't
>>> downloading still legal in the Netherlands?
>>
>> Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
>> illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.
>

> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
> connected to the internets?

Pixel should be in jail for a lot of reasons. Things like illegal
hurging and tent-crimes.

>>> She's okay with it. She realizes she is a female and as such only
>>> exists to serve omnipotent dictators. Or did you mean my other slaves?
>>>
>> No, you've answered pretty much any question anyone would ever want to
>> ask you.
>

> Really? Now that just proves how short and boundary I am. With only
> few lines I manage to answer everything everybody would ever want to
> ask me. Well, read men for everybody in that last sentence, women are
> not capable of asking questions that make sense in the first place.
>
Your omnipotence fails you there then.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:08, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Don't forget the emission units you'll be causing after eating all those
>>>> oliebollen.
>>>
>>> This is all getting a bit technical. How about we outsource this to
>>> Togo? The emission stuff, measuring power usage and all that, not the
>>> eating of course.
>>
>> Yes, we should concentrate on our core business and outsource the rest
>> to specialists. It will always drive down costs, increase productivity
>> and improve our quality of service. Besides: we all get bonuses if we
>> cut down on personnel costs, even if they cause a five fold increase in
>> other costs.
>

> I'm sure the people of Togo are extremely qualified at many different
> levels, especially when it comes to creativity, logical thinking,
> thinking out of boxes as well as circles, and above all

Finishing JISBU's?

>>>>> She probably was the one who took out the 4 liters.
>>>>>
>>>> That makes me think those 4 liters aren't missing. They're just, ehr,
>>>> "relocated".
>>>
>>> Hurg.
>>>
>> Tent!
>

> Oh, tents! I've actually been thinking about going out into the
> country some day to set up a tent and stay in that tent at night, but
> there are just too many wolves and the irregular tiger about over here
> in these parts.
>
Eating humans will cause tigers to be irregular, so good call on the not
sleeping in a tent over there.

--
Danny.

[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 5 Jan 2012 17:03:07 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>> Hmm, but to fix my MP3 player I would first have to break it. Wouldn't
>>> it be much easier not to break the Mp3 player? It would make my
>>> boodschappenlijstje a whole lot shorter. And as for 5, isn't
>>> downloading still legal in the Netherlands?
>>
>> Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
>> illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.
>

>What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>connected to the internets?

Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...

--
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[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 5 Jan 2012 17:23:05 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> I wonder if the Chinese are about to clone Justin Bieber, just so they
>> can ban him.
>

>Who the hell is that?

Ha! There is justice in the world!

--
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[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 5 Jan 2012 17:19:42 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>>>
>>>They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
>>>banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.
>>
>> O_o
>> I find it hard to believe they would ban stuff for that...
>

>It's quite normal in China. Pretty much any foreign company doing any
>kind of business has problems with the establishment, unless they ask
>me to help them of course.

If they pay you "generously" I suppose...
*wink wink*

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:15, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>>>
>>> They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
>>> banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.
>>>
>> Which one was the original copy that now is an illegal competitor?
>> Facebook, Friendster, Friendface, Facester, LenLen?
>

> In this case it was Facebook. Renren was one of the first Chinese
> copies of Facebook, they had even copied the "A Mark Zuckerberg
> production" or something like that in the footer of the website,
> though they have changed that by now. Today it's a heavily regulated
> website, but still not as bad as some other Chinese social networks.
> On one of the others my profile containing my real photo was banned
> even, because according to the moderators I did not have a photo of a
> "real" person.
>
You'd expect them to at least change Mark's name to Malk Sukkelbelg or
something.

Not a real person aye? This makes some sense. I take it there was no
parrot on your shoulder, eyepatch, peg leg or hook, like *real* pirates
have.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:19, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> I thought they didn't have Facebooks in Asia?
>>>
>>> They do, they copied it. It's called renren.com. The original was
>>> banned because it's an economic competitor of the copy.
>>
>> O_o
>> I find it hard to believe they would ban stuff for that...
>

> It's quite normal in China. Pretty much any foreign company doing any
> kind of business has problems with the establishment, unless they ask
> me to help them of course.
>

Help them get from bad to worse, no doubt.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:23, ervaqre schreef:

>> I wonder if the Chinese are about to clone Justin Bieber, just so they
>> can ban him.
>

> Who the hell is that?
>

I think the Chinese population is going to grow by half a billion this
year, all immigrants from Western countries looking for the
Bieber-fever-free Walhalla.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:26, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I don't really follow Dutch politics anymore, but isn't that peroxide
>>> blonde a socialist himself? Socialist is the word I use for everybody
>>> who agrees that governments should restrict my freedom. Incidentally,
>>> I tent to call pretty much everybody a socialist. Damn socialists.
>>
>> He's not for government restricting *his* freedom! Your's isn't
>> important enough though. Luckily that's been taken care of by our
>> comrades in the East.
>

> Well, I have read news articles that if I were to adopt the
> nationality of another nation, I could lose my Dutch passport. That
> actually kind of affects me.

Oddly this has already affected me. If I was born now, or turned 18 now,
I could claim a double nationality. However I can't. My mother wasn't
allowed to have a double nationality when she married, so neither can I.
Seems a bit unfair to me. I have roots in two countries, lived in both,
have families in both, but I can't switch nationalities. I certainly
can't claim both at the same time.

Yet other people have multiple nationalities because of parents of
different countries + being born in yet another country + changing
borders (think of former Yugoslavian countries or Poland where you can
claim German citizenship) and so on. There are people running around
that can vote in four or even more countries. Somehow that seems to
breach the democratic one person one vote rule... But then again, you
wouldn't understand. It's not like you're in the Democratic Republic of
China.

>>> They wouldn't even notice, they're too busy with other things at the
>>> moment. It's on television again right now. Actually, North Korea
>>> looks almost exactly like China, except they have no cars and neon.
>>>
>> You've only seen liberty if you've seen neon cars.
>

> Hmm...neon cars? Never seen them. The only neon thing I see when I
> look out of my window is some sort of phallus. Oh, and the army
> barracks sometimes have their blue lights on.
>
Of course if you explain to me why army barracks in China have blue
lights, you'll surely end in jail (or worse: a traitor to the people of
China). So please elaborate :-)

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 19:36, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>> I wonder if the Chinese are about to clone Justin Bieber, just so they
>>> can ban him.
>>
>> Who the hell is that?
>
> Ha! There is justice in the world!
>
>

Oh no, Justice Bieber, the African American sibling of Justin that was
adopted by a farming family in one of the Southern states. Louisiana if
I'm correct. He's proficient at playing the banjo, harmonica, saxophone
and spoons. Famous for his mixture of Blue Grass, Dixieland and Gangsta
Rap. Also he claims to have done time. It is unclear if he meant jail by
that or something sexual with a news magazine.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 19:49, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I'm sure the people of Togo are extremely qualified at many different
>>> levels, especially when it comes to creativity, logical thinking,
>>> thinking out of boxes as well as circles, and above all
>>
>> Finishing JISBU's?
>

> how did you get that one i did not even leave a hint or a scent o man
> with the bananas i did not even finish the sentence and now what

Stop directly translating from Chinese. You know it comes out all Frisian.

>>> Oh, tents! I've actually been thinking about going out into the
>>> country some day to set up a tent and stay in that tent at night, but
>>> there are just too many wolves and the irregular tiger about over here
>>> in these parts.
>>>
>> Eating humans will cause tigers to be irregular, so good call on the not
>> sleeping in a tent over there.
>

> Truth be told though, I have never seen a real live tiger over here,
> even though many Chinese are afraid of them and do not dare to run
> around on the hill tops at night.
>
They should run around on the hill in groups. That way you only have to
outrun the slowest guy in order not to get eaten. #toptips

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 18:48, ervaqre schreef:

>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>> connected to the internets?
>>
>> Pixel should be in jail for a lot of reasons. Things like illegal
>> hurging and tent-crimes.
>

> Speaking of tent-crimes, I hear he has moved yet again to another
> location. I bet he's living in a tent somewhere on the Veluwe these
> days.

Oooh, poor old Veluwe. Is that where they put those special breed of
prehistoric wild cows and ended up shooting them because they didn't
want to give them extra food in winter?

>>> Really? Now that just proves how short and boundary I am. With only
>>> few lines I manage to answer everything everybody would ever want to
>>> ask me. Well, read men for everybody in that last sentence, women are
>>> not capable of asking questions that make sense in the first place.
>>>
>> Your omnipotence fails you there then.
>

> My omnipotence never fails! It is omnipotent after all.
>
Not able to undo or even acknowledge your failings? That's twice in a
row your omnipotence lets you down, let's go for three!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 18:48, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
>>>> illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.
>>>
>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>> connected to the internets?
>>
>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>

> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>
I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
we're talking about.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 18:50, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Ha! There is justice in the world!
>>>
>> Oh no, Justice Bieber, the African American sibling of Justin that was
>> adopted by a farming family in one of the Southern states. Louisiana if
>> I'm correct. He's proficient at playing the banjo, harmonica, saxophone
>> and spoons. Famous for his mixture of Blue Grass, Dixieland and Gangsta
>> Rap. Also he claims to have done time. It is unclear if he meant jail by
>> that or something sexual with a news magazine.
>

> What the hell are you talking about? Are you on drugs again?
>
I really should move to China like you did. A Bieber-free zone.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:31, ervaqre schreef:

>>> In this case it was Facebook. Renren was one of the first Chinese
>>> copies of Facebook, they had even copied the "A Mark Zuckerberg
>>> production" or something like that in the footer of the website,
>>> though they have changed that by now. Today it's a heavily regulated
>>> website, but still not as bad as some other Chinese social networks.
>>> On one of the others my profile containing my real photo was banned
>>> even, because according to the moderators I did not have a photo of a
>>> "real" person.
>>>
>> You'd expect them to at least change Mark's name to Malk Sukkelbelg or
>> something.
>>
>> Not a real person aye? This makes some sense. I take it there was no
>> parrot on your shoulder, eyepatch, peg leg or hook, like *real* pirates
>> have.
>

> Hey, on the real photos of me I actually look like a real person! Only
> somebody who has a close look at my eyes will figure out that there's
> something wrong, something oh so terribly wrong...
>
...and then they die of a heart attack so they can't tell anyone. It's
like the curse of the pharaoh or that joke the British made that killed
everybody who read it. They had to translate it separate pieces with
separate translators to be able to use it against the Germans. It was on
a BBC history documentary series from the Seventies.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:32, ervaqre schreef:

>>> It's quite normal in China. Pretty much any foreign company doing any
>>> kind of business has problems with the establishment, unless they ask
>>> me to help them of course.
>>>
>> Help them get from bad to worse, no doubt.
>

> I shall get them to teh lions!
>
Again with the chocolate...

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:33, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Who the hell is that?
>>>
>> I think the Chinese population is going to grow by half a billion this
>> year, all immigrants from Western countries looking for the
>> Bieber-fever-free Walhalla.
>

> Well, that suits China just fine. All Chinese women are looking for a
> foreign, white gentleman, whereas all Chinese men would like to have a
> blonde woman to shower with their love. Where is blondestranger when
> you need her?
>
Even SuperBlonde wouldn't be able keep up with all those men who'd claim
to need her. Besides: they should be careful what they wish for. She's
got a big ass sword.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:45, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Well, I have read news articles that if I were to adopt the
>>> nationality of another nation, I could lose my Dutch passport. That
>>> actually kind of affects me.
>>
>> Oddly this has already affected me. If I was born now, or turned 18 now,
>> I could claim a double nationality. However I can't. My mother wasn't
>> allowed to have a double nationality when she married, so neither can I.
>> Seems a bit unfair to me. I have roots in two countries, lived in both,
>> have families in both, but I can't switch nationalities. I certainly
>> can't claim both at the same time.
>

> Remind me again, which countries are those? The Netherlands and
> Belgium, right? I need this information for the RRRRR. You'll turn 18
> two years from now, just so you know it.

Pish posh, RRRRR my foot. You just want info to tell the Chinese
government so they know which country they should invade next by taking
over the snackbars.

>> Yet other people have multiple nationalities because of parents of
>> different countries + being born in yet another country + changing
>> borders (think of former Yugoslavian countries or Poland where you can
>> claim German citizenship) and so on. There are people running around
>> that can vote in four or even more countries. Somehow that seems to
>> breach the democratic one person one vote rule... But then again, you
>> wouldn't understand. It's not like you're in the Democratic Republic of
>> China.
>

> Huh? What?? Democratic? Sounds sour to me. In real life I am actually
> pretty much an anarchist, but that also sounds pretty sour. If I say I
> am an anarchist, most people throw me in with damn freedom-hating
> socialists!! China sometimes can be like some sort of anarchy. I am
> breaking the law at least ten times a day here and nobody gives a
> shit.

To be fair: the same would be true in the Netherlands. Today I saw a guy
in a Mercedes taking a turn whilst calling and running a red light at a
train-crossing that was closing. Also: suppose you walk into the police
office to tell them your ID-card was stolen. Strictly speaking you're
breaking the law: you could be fined for not having an ID-card...

>>> Hmm...neon cars? Never seen them. The only neon thing I see when I
>>> look out of my window is some sort of phallus. Oh, and the army
>>> barracks sometimes have their blue lights on.
>>>
>> Of course if you explain to me why army barracks in China have blue
>> lights, you'll surely end in jail (or worse: a traitor to the people of
>> China). So please elaborate :-)
>

> Well, I don't think they bother to read Aglami, or at least do not
> considered it a threat to national security. And I don't know of any
> foreigner ever being sent to a Re-education Camp.

A) They're so wrong about Aglami not being a threat. This mistake will
be their undoing. Mwuahahaha!!!

B) Of course, if any foreigner disappears you'd assume they've returned
to their country of origins. Maybe they do get sent to those
re-education camps. They also have crack plastic surgeons there who can
make us westerners look like *real* people...

> The army barracks have blue neon simply because, well, pretty much any
> public building here has neon lights. At night, it's a neon world
> here. In winter, this looks sort of nice because all over the city
> they have ice sculptures with neon inside of them.
>
Hmmm, them make plenty of LED's in China (I know because the LED lights
on my bike are made in China). Wouldn't it make more sense to use LED's,
at least in those ice-sculptures? They produce less heat than neon. Then
again, the winterly climate would counteract that neon warmth.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:47, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Finishing JISBU's?
>>>
>>> how did you get that one i did not even leave a hint or a scent o man
>>> with the bananas i did not even finish the sentence and now what
>>
>> Stop directly translating from Chinese. You know it comes out all Frisian.
>

> Oh you with the and then or the and then such a man with a keg of hum
> a dum and where goes the bird, hahaha, the table has a cloth on it!!!

That was originally something by Shakespeare, wasn't it? The Yorick's
skull monologue?

>>> Truth be told though, I have never seen a real live tiger over here,
>>> even though many Chinese are afraid of them and do not dare to run
>>> around on the hill tops at night.
>>>
>> They should run around on the hill in groups. That way you only have to
>> outrun the slowest guy in order not to get eaten. #toptips
>

> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>
No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
good thing.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 17:40, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Pixel should be in jail for a lot of reasons. Things like illegal
>>>> hurging and tent-crimes.
>>>
>>> Speaking of tent-crimes, I hear he has moved yet again to another
>>> location. I bet he's living in a tent somewhere on the Veluwe these
>>> days.
>>
>> Oooh, poor old Veluwe. Is that where they put those special breed of
>> prehistoric wild cows and ended up shooting them because they didn't
>> want to give them extra food in winter?
>

> I would love to go there to shoot them. I mean, I just get all excited
> when thinking of killing animals and then eat them! Last time I went
> to the Posbank there were many prehistoric cows. Damn, I would love to
> kill them right now and then eat their raw flesh with my chopstix!!!

It seems the Postbank itself has gone extinct. It was already owned by
ING, now they've all been re-branded or closed. There are no post
offices either. Just service points in bookshops and supermarkets.
You've been in China too long.

>>> My omnipotence never fails! It is omnipotent after all.
>>>
>> Not able to undo or even acknowledge your failings? That's twice in a
>> row your omnipotence lets you down, let's go for three!
>

> Oh you mere mortal. I never fail. Did you not read the Aglami FAQAA?
>
Well, whoever wrote that, made a mistake.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 17:42, ervaqre schreef:

>>>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>>>> connected to the internets?
>>>>
>>>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>>>
>>> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>>>
>> I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
>> we're talking about.
>

> Who is Pixel again? I just remember some long-haired hippie opening
> the door when I climbed up all the way to the, what was it, 7th floor
> of some student building in Zeist ten years ago. Damn, I feel old now.
> He was the first out of four Aglamians I ever met in real life though.
>
I'm sure it was an accidental meeting. If he's still such a long haired
hippie, you might find him on Occupy Lutjebroek or something.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 17:43, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Rap. Also he claims to have done time. It is unclear if he meant jail by
>>>> that or something sexual with a news magazine.
>>>
>>> What the hell are you talking about? Are you on drugs again?
>>>
>> I really should move to China like you did. A Bieber-free zone.
>

> Do you know how to use chopstix???
>
You use them to disable unpleasant vocal chords, right?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 17:49, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Not a real person aye? This makes some sense. I take it there was no
>>>> parrot on your shoulder, eyepatch, peg leg or hook, like *real* pirates
>>>> have.
>>>
>>> Hey, on the real photos of me I actually look like a real person! Only
>>> somebody who has a close look at my eyes will figure out that there's
>>> something wrong, something oh so terribly wrong...
>>>
>> ...and then they die of a heart attack so they can't tell anyone. It's
>> like the curse of the pharaoh or that joke the British made that killed
>> everybody who read it. They had to translate it separate pieces with
>> separate translators to be able to use it against the Germans. It was on
>> a BBC history documentary series from the Seventies.
>

> There you go with your cultural references again. But as expected from
> newbies you even manage to get the decade wrong! Don't forget I'm a
> historian who graduated cum laude. It was from the Sixties!!
>
> Oh, and also Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>
It was? Then that joke was almost topical!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 18:52, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Remind me again, which countries are those? The Netherlands and
>>> Belgium, right? I need this information for the RRRRR. You'll turn 18
>>> two years from now, just so you know it.
>>
>> Pish posh, RRRRR my foot. You just want info to tell the Chinese
>> government so they know which country they should invade next by taking
>> over the snackbars.
>

> I wouldn't be too worried. The Chinese government is harmonious and
> peaceful. Unless you're Japanese, then you will be exterminated.

I don't think I could pass for Japanese. Just shy of six foot, I'm still
too tall.

>>> Huh? What?? Democratic? Sounds sour to me. In real life I am actually
>>> pretty much an anarchist, but that also sounds pretty sour. If I say I
>>> am an anarchist, most people throw me in with damn freedom-hating
>>> socialists!! China sometimes can be like some sort of anarchy. I am
>>> breaking the law at least ten times a day here and nobody gives a
>>> shit.
>>
>> To be fair: the same would be true in the Netherlands. Today I saw a guy
>> in a Mercedes taking a turn whilst calling and running a red light at a
>> train-crossing that was closing. Also: suppose you walk into the police
>> office to tell them your ID-card was stolen. Strictly speaking you're
>> breaking the law: you could be fined for not having an ID-card...
>

> Oh, I have a Mercedes and I do such things all the time. I thought
> that people owning a Mercedes could just do such things. Over here I
> can just drive all the way to luxury hotels and the mobs will
> just move out of the way. Never tried driving into the police office
> though.

You lack dedication then. Police officers won't respect you unless you
at least scrape one of them with a bumper. They'll show their
appreciation by setting of fireworks with those gun thingies they have.

>>> Well, I don't think they bother to read Aglami, or at least do not
>>> considered it a threat to national security. And I don't know of any
>>> foreigner ever being sent to a Re-education Camp.
>>
>> A) They're so wrong about Aglami not being a threat. This mistake will
>> be their undoing. Mwuahahaha!!!
>

> Indeed! At the moment I am very busy planting pirate cells! Mwhuah and
> mwuahahahahah!

Just make sure they slam their hooks into their eyes when saluting.
We're running short on eye-patches as it is.

>> B) Of course, if any foreigner disappears you'd assume they've returned
>> to their country of origins. Maybe they do get sent to those
>> re-education camps. They also have crack plastic surgeons there who can
>> make us westerners look like *real* people...
>

> I happen to live close to some of these re-education camps. From the
> outside they just look like any other company, but I've never seen any
> foreigners on the exercise grounds. It's mostly religious people and
> prostitutes. Don't ask me how I know this.

It's no mystery: even in the Netherlands you were known to hang out with
strict religious prostitutes.

>>> The army barracks have blue neon simply because, well, pretty much any
>>> public building here has neon lights. At night, it's a neon world
>>> here. In winter, this looks sort of nice because all over the city
>>> they have ice sculptures with neon inside of them.
>>>
>> Hmmm, them make plenty of LED's in China (I know because the LED lights
>> on my bike are made in China). Wouldn't it make more sense to use LED's,
>> at least in those ice-sculptures? They produce less heat than neon. Then
>> again, the winterly climate would counteract that neon warmth.
>

> Hmm..opposite from my apartment they just finished building an ice
> castle with lights inside, but I actually have no idea telling whether
> they are neon or LEDs. They're just colorful.

You're going "oooh, the colors" a lot, right?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 18:53, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Well, that suits China just fine. All Chinese women are looking for a
>>> foreign, white gentleman, whereas all Chinese men would like to have a
>>> blonde woman to shower with their love. Where is blondestranger when
>>> you need her?
>>>
>> Even SuperBlonde wouldn't be able keep up with all those men who'd claim
>> to need her. Besides: they should be careful what they wish for. She's

>> got a big ass!!
>
> Yeah, that's one problem with these American women, they got big
> asses!
>
>
You're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you? You evil snipper you.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-1-2012 18:58, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Oh you with the and then or the and then such a man with a keg of hum
>>> a dum and where goes the bird, hahaha, the table has a cloth on it!!!
>>
>> That was originally something by Shakespeare, wasn't it? The Yorick's
>> skull monologue?
>

> You should do less literature. It's mostly crap written by drunks
> anyway.

Hemingway, check!

>>> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
>>> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>>>
>> No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>> of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>> those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>> with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>> good thing.
>

> So, if I would tweet something with #hurg in it everybody in #hurg
> would read it? And is it like IRC where people in #whatever actually
> reply several days later?
>
I don't know exactly. I think it's just a cataloging thing. There aren't
any people in a #hurgorwhatever. I do think they can read everything
with #hurgorwhatever. By doing a search or something.

--
Danny.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 19-01-2012 17:42, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...

>
>>>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>>>> connected to the internets?
>>>>
>>>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>>>
>>> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>>>
>> I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
>> we're talking about.
>

> Who is Pixel again? I just remember some long-haired hippie opening
> the door when I climbed up all the way to the, what was it, 7th floor
> of some student building in Zeist ten years ago. Damn, I feel old now.
> He was the first out of four Aglamians I ever met in real life though.

I skipped real life!

--
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

On-topic is sooo off-topic!

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 19-01-2012 18:54, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...
>

>>>> Help them get from bad to worse, no doubt.
>>>
>>> I shall get them to teh lions!
>>>
>> Again with the chocolate...
>

> I
>
>
> was
>
>
>
> talking
>
>
> about
>
> Asian
>
>
> lions
>
>
>
>
>
> not
>
>
>
> African
>
>
>
>
> ones
>
>
> .
>

They don't have lion bars in China?

[Pixel "#~]

On Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:48:16 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>> connected to the internets?
>>

>> Pixel should be in jail for a lot of reasons. Things like illegal
>> hurging and tent-crimes.
>
>Speaking of tent-crimes, I hear he has moved yet again to another
>location. I bet he's living in a tent somewhere on the Veluwe these
>days.
>

>>> Really? Now that just proves how short and boundary I am. With only
>>> few lines I manage to answer everything everybody would ever want to
>>> ask me. Well, read men for everybody in that last sentence, women are
>>> not capable of asking questions that make sense in the first place.
>>>
>> Your omnipotence fails you there then.

>
>My omnipotence never fails! It is omnipotent after all.

Your omnipotence is impotent?


--
pixel


Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.


"if you had left the dishes, you could
have grown new housemates on them." - Tamf Moo


"All your base are belong to Reinder!"

[Pixel "#~]

On Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:33:58 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>>> Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
>>>>> illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.

>>>>
>>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>>> connected to the internets?
>>>

>>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>>
>> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>>
>I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
>we're talking about.

Are you suggesting you two are they only ones here?

What happened to everybody else?

[Pixel "#~]

On Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:26:49 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> Truth be told though, I have never seen a real live tiger over here,
>>>> even though many Chinese are afraid of them and do not dare to run
>>>> around on the hill tops at night.
>>>>
>>> They should run around on the hill in groups. That way you only have to
>>> outrun the slowest guy in order not to get eaten. #toptips
>>
>> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
>> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>>
>No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>good thing.

There are no good things about twitter...

[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:42:46 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>>>> connected to the internets?
>>>>
>>>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>>>
>>> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>>>
>> I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
>> we're talking about.
>

>Who is Pixel again? I just remember some long-haired hippie opening
>the door when I climbed up all the way to the, what was it, 7th floor
>of some student building in Zeist ten years ago. Damn, I feel old now.
>He was the first out of four Aglamians I ever met in real life though.

*counts*

The other three all be girls, right?

[Pixel "#~]

I would never go anywhere near Lutjebroek.

Reinder might understand... was Tineke at home when you visited me?

[Pixel "#~]

On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:07:04 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
>>>> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>>>>
>>> No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>>> of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>>> those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>>> with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>>> good thing.
>>
>> So, if I would tweet something with #hurg in it everybody in #hurg
>> would read it? And is it like IRC where people in #whatever actually
>> reply several days later?
>>
>I don't know exactly. I think it's just a cataloging thing. There aren't
>any people in a #hurgorwhatever. I do think they can read everything
>with #hurgorwhatever. By doing a search or something.

People actually reply on twitter?

[Pixel "#~]

Hmmmm...

starts up facebook...

[DG]

Op 12-2-2012 14:56, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>>>>> Actually, I don't know if it is. Last I heard making money of it was
>>>>>> illegal. Meaning all internet providers should be in jail.
>>>>>
>>>>> What about Pixel? I think he should be in jail too. Isn't he the one
>>>>> laying all the cables through our Dutch soil to enable us to be
>>>>> connected to the internets?
>>>>
>>>> Shhhh!!! Don't tell everybody about that...
>>>
>>> Are you insinuating _everybody_ is reading this newsgroup?
>>>
>> I think he meant everyone who reads this ng. Then again, this *is* Pixel
>> we're talking about.
>
> Are you suggesting you two are they only ones here?
>
> What happened to everybody else?
>

Don't look at me! It's all the omnipotent one's fault.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-2-2012 14:57, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>>>> Truth be told though, I have never seen a real live tiger over here,
>>>>> even though many Chinese are afraid of them and do not dare to run
>>>>> around on the hill tops at night.
>>>>>
>>>> They should run around on the hill in groups. That way you only have to
>>>> outrun the slowest guy in order not to get eaten. #toptips
>>>
>>> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
>>> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>>>
>> No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>> of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>> those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>> with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>> good thing.
>
> There are no good things about twitter...
>

It's great if you want to tell people what you've had for breakfast.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-2-2012 15:05, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>>>> What is this # in front of random words and why do I see it all over
>>>>> the internet these days? Is it something related to IRC??
>>>>>
>>>> No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>>>> of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>>>> those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>>>> with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>>>> good thing.
>>>
>>> So, if I would tweet something with #hurg in it everybody in #hurg
>>> would read it? And is it like IRC where people in #whatever actually
>>> reply several days later?
>>>
>> I don't know exactly. I think it's just a cataloging thing. There aren't
>> any people in a #hurgorwhatever. I do think they can read everything
>> with #hurgorwhatever. By doing a search or something.
>
> People actually reply on twitter?
>

Sadly, yes. Apparently. I can't convince myself to do anything on there.
Except read some of it. Preferably funny one-liners by comedians or news.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-2-2012 15:06, Pixel "#~ schreef:

>>>>> Well, that suits China just fine. All Chinese women are looking for a
>>>>> foreign, white gentleman, whereas all Chinese men would like to have a
>>>>> blonde woman to shower with their love. Where is blondestranger when
>>>>> you need her?
>>>>>
>>>> Even SuperBlonde wouldn't be able keep up with all those men who'd claim
>>>> to need her. Besides: they should be careful what they wish for. She's
>>>> got a big ass!!
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's one problem with these American women, they got big
>>> asses!
>>>
>>>
>> You're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you? You evil snipper you.
>
> Hmmmm...
>
> starts up facebook...
>
>

Don't tell me y'all on faceybookey now.

--
Danny.

[Pixel "#~]

On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:32:44 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>>> No. Twitter stole it. If you do a 140 character "tweet" (that's what one
>>>>> of those Twitter messages is called, go figure) you can use some of
>>>>> those characters to indicate the topic. Some tweets are over half filled
>>>>> with #topics. Leaving less actual content. Surprisingly often that's a
>>>>> good thing.
>>>>
>>>> So, if I would tweet something with #hurg in it everybody in #hurg
>>>> would read it? And is it like IRC where people in #whatever actually
>>>> reply several days later?
>>>>
>>> I don't know exactly. I think it's just a cataloging thing. There aren't
>>> any people in a #hurgorwhatever. I do think they can read everything
>>> with #hurgorwhatever. By doing a search or something.
>>
>> People actually reply on twitter?
>>
>Sadly, yes. Apparently. I can't convince myself to do anything on there.
>Except read some of it. Preferably funny one-liners by comedians or news.

I have an account, but I only post in piglatin.