--Marlin--
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"It's alright. It's just the end of the world." -Chris Cornell-
Marlin Watson - http://www.cybermail.net/~marlin/
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If someone does not answer your question in one minute, it is pointless to
post it again. It can take two or three days for people to respond, and if
you annoy them, they are less likely to. Three posts in the space of 3
minutes is just ridiculous.
This was pointed out to you last time. Do you even read the responses?
BTW, I don't know the answer to your question, never having cheated.
--
Paul (Johnny_Ace)
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First big suit on the Moon and he's off to play golf, hole in one!"
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Smooth69
Half-Life FAQ: http://members.xoom.com/HQH51/
alt.games.half-life FAQ: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/aghl-faq/index.html
[Mark those which apply. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.]
Dear:
[X] Sir [ ] Madam
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Asshole-on-line [ ] Babe
[X] Being that defines the term "Negative value"
[ ] Bigot [ ] "Black Belt"
[X] Bonehead [ ] Boob
[ ] Boor [ ] Britfan
[ ] Capitalist Pig Dog [X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Communist [ ] Comrade
[ ] Cud-chewer [ ] Democrat
[ ] Dingle Berry [X] Dumbass
[ ] Dweeb [ ] Elvis
[ ] Ethnic Albanian [ ] "Expert"
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Fanboy [ ] Fart Knocker
[ ] Fat Bloke [ ] Fed
[ ] Frat boy [ ] Freak
[ ] Geek [ ] Goof
[X] Great Man on Campus
[ ] Hooker [ ] Hypocrite
[X] Idiot Who Can't Shoot Straight
[ ] I'm Not Sure What the Hell You Are
[ ] Impersonator [ ] Inbred Goat-boy
[ ] Jackass [ ] Jervis Johnson
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Liar [ ] Liberal
[ ] Lord Jagged [ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Missionary
[ ] Monkey Spank [ ] Moon Beam
[ ] Moron [ ] Navigator
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Overall goober
[ ] Pecker Head [ ] Pervert
[X] Person Who's Not Important Enough to Be Named
Directly
[ ] Pimp [ ] Pirate
[ ] Poster-Boy For Postnatal Abortion
[ ] Power Gamer/Rules Lawyer
[X] Pre-teen [ ] Rabid
[ ] Red Neck [ ] Religious Zealot
[ ] Republican [ ] Retard
[ ] Roodie-poo Candy Ass
[ ] Scammer
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Smartass [X] Spammer/Cross Poster
[X] Troll
[ ] Twerp [ ] Twit
[ ] Unbearably Self-Righteous Person
[ ] Vampy [ ] WaReZ D00D
[ ] Web TVer [ ] White House Intern
[ ] Whoopi Goldberg
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the Above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other ( )
[ ] None of the above - it's far too horrible to contemplate
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines or to a non-
binary
group
[ ] You are advocating posting binaries to text groups
[ ] You posted to the wrong group
[ ] You posted text in a binary group
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You continued an off-topic thread
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You started a thread about sexuality
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You started a thread about religion
[ ] that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You started a campaign to rid the news group of all off-topic
threads
[ ] You used long lines, i.e. you didn't break up your lines after 60-70
characters, thereby making it hard to quote your post
[ ] You quoted 120 lines of a thread and added 3 words or less...
[ ] and they were all misspelt
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] As above, except you said "me to," "me two," or "me 2"
[ ] You repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
[ ]that I didn't find entertaining
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message and [ ] used 311t3 cApiTalZ
[ ] misspelt it
[ ] Your post ended in "now shut up" and [ ] used 311t3 cApiTalZ
[ ] misspelt it
[ ] You posted a piece riddled with profanities
[ ] You did not understand the logic behind a profanity ridden post
calling
for the non-usage of profanities
[ ] You posted a message with all the content in the subject line, and a
blank message
[ ] You posted an incredibly bigoted post [ ] and didn't realize it
[ ] You advocated Net censorship
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You cross posted your blatantly obvious troll to MULTIPLE news
groups
[ ] You pretended to be a guru and, obviously, you aren't
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a poor excuse for a Form Flame
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
famous
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was
legal
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
[ ] You posted an ad or scam
[ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
[ ] You posted asking for/selling porn sites
[ ] You posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
[ ] You posted the inanely stupid '$250 Cookie Recipe' article
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid magic weight-loss article
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid cheap s**t at high prices article
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid 'Fix Your Credit' article
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid "Good Time Virus" warning
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid "Buy 12 CDs for 1в" article
[ ] You posted an inanely stupid eBay ad
[ ] You posted a request to send business/get well cards to a little boy
with cancer who is trying to break the Guiness Book of Records
[X] You posted and didnt waited for replies
[ ]You posted a recruitment post for a religion
[ ] Your ad/scam sucks because no one here asked for it
[ ] You doubtlessly violated the Terms of Service of your ISP
[X] You suck
[ ] You're on AOL
[ ] You should be on AOL
[X] You make AOL look good
[ ] You're on Web TV
[ ] You should be on Web TV
[X] You make Web TV look good
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] Your .sig file exceeds your attention span
[X] You don't even have a .sig file, and it still exceeds your attention
span
[ ] It has dumb ASCII graphics
[ ] You have a SIG with more than 4 lines of ASCII graphics
[ ] Your spelling and/or grammar is/are reflective of an illiterate
[ ] You spelled 'definitely' wrong (why does _everybody_ do that?)
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
[X] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted in HTML
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You neglected to do research on the chosen subject
[ ] You have absolutely no knowledge of the topic of this
news group/mailing list
[ ] You have absolutely no knowledge of the topic of what you
are talking about
[X] You asked a question that was covered in the available FAQ
[ ] You made a blanket statement without backing it up
[ ] You posted the stupidest article of the week
[X] It wasn't the stupidest article of the week, but it was damn close
[X] You posted the same message more then one time
[X] You redundantly covered the same point over and over
[X] You redundantly covered the same point over and over
[ ] You repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[ ] You cross posted excessively
[ ] You are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework for free
[ ] You don't want to learn to fish, you just want a fish
[ ] You want it, whatever you wanted, ASAP (of course)
[ ] You just dropped your post and asked to have all the replies sent to
your mailbox
[ ] You are too stupid to do a web search
[ ] You flamed a poor guy in distress trying to find some help
[ ] You flamed someone for [ ] spelling and/or [ ] grammatical errors
while
committing [ ]spelling and/or [ ] grammatical errors yourself
[ ] You repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] You questioned my moral and/or intellectual superiority
[X] You repeatedly demonstrated your stupidity
[ ] You repeatedly assumed that your Form Flame was larger
[ ] You are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
[ ] You made an error and blamed someone else
[ ] You talked about your sex life as if you knew what you were talking
about
[ ] You talked about someone else's sex life as if you knew what you
were
talking about
[ ] You talked about genitals as if you had any to talk about
[ ] All you ever do is insult people
[ ] All you ever do is complain about people insulting people
[ ] You accuse others of doing the same thing you do
[ ] You repeatedly have shown a lack of humor
[ ] You repeatedly requested info on where to find XXX stuff
[ ] You repeatedly harassed people with androgynous names like Chris,
Jamie,
Jean, or Rajhatmalhaban, with "Are you a girl?" or "M/F?" questions
[ ] You are clueless
[ ] You are too stupid to figure out we hate your kind of people
[ ] You complained about how all forty GW figures you bought this month
were
expensive and covered in flash
[ ] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You responded to _every post_ on the group today
[ ] You argued about copyright law as if you knew what you were talking
about
[ ] You argued about evolution as if you knew what you were talking
about
[ ] No matter how many times it's explained to you, you can't
understand the
Second Law of Thermodynamics
[X] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose
[X] I'm bored
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy
program
[ ] You assumed that AOL/CIS/Prodigy founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that Al Gore founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that the Internet is a U.S. only phenomenon
[X] You failed to understand that the North American phone
billing system is not world-wide.
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[X] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You barged into a quiet little news group and started
stinking up the place just because you read an article about
the newsgroup in some magazine or had seen it on TV etc....
[ ] You are a gutless coward that can't post from a valid e-mail address
(we'll track you down anyway)
[ ] You are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] You discussed "My (below) is/are Better Than Your (below)"
[ ] Education [ ] Job
[ ] Nation [ ] Nation's military
[ ] Pulsating Cerebral Lobes
[ ] Religion [ ] Taste in Music
[ ] Taste in Women
[ ] Other
[ ] You discussed the following in a non-nutcase newsgroup;
[ ] Hollow earth theory [ ] Alien President
theory
[ ] Orbital mind control frisbees [ ] Faith healing
[ ] Government weather control [ ] Russian psychics
[ ] Squeaky Fromme [ ] The nation of France
[ ] Robot spy bees [ ] Sexually promiscuous
space
aliens
[ ] "Manos, the Hands of Fate" [ ] Beavis & Butthead anything
[ ] Flat earth theory [ ] Government
conspiracy
theory
[ ] The location of Jimmy Hoffa
[ ] The veracity of any X-Files plot (see all of the above)
[ ] Other:
[ ] You considered the following to be reliable reference sources;
[ ] Golden Books' "Exploring Science", printed 1955
[ ] Any program covered by [ ]Talk Soup or [ ] SNL News
[ ] Oliver Stone [ ] Hard Copy
[ ] Inside Edition [ ] The National Enquirer
[ ] The Sun [ ] NY Post
[ ] The Union Leader [ ] Pravda
[ ] OMNI Magazine [ ] Company Marketing Hype
[ ] Microsoft [ ] The Simpsons
[ ] An unidentified, but obviously stupid, person or publication
[ ] Other:
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless
that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Allow boring and useless threads to die
[ ] Appear on Jerry Springer
[X] Attempt to win this year's Darwin Award
[ ] Be careful of where you are cross posting to
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Consider that others may know more about certain subjects than you
[X] Consider that just about everybody may know more about just about
everything than you
[ ] Deep-throat my dog
[X] Donated your body to science before you are done using it
[X] Do not bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Do not delete the "welcome to the list" message you received when
you joined
[ ] Don't take yourself so damn seriously!
[ ] Exercise some humility
[ ] Exercise a great deal of humility
[X] Familiarize yourself with the concept of:
[ ] caution [X] common courtesy
[ ] getting flamed for the rest of your life
[X] higher brain functions
[X] patience [ ] succinctness
[ ] tolerance [ ] vocabulary
[ ] Other:
[ ] Familiarize yourself with the history of the Internet
[ ] Fish for a clue in shark-infested waters
[X] Get a job
[X] No, a _real_ job
[X] Working at McDonald's is not a real job...
[X] Get an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian
[ ] Get me [ ] a Beer [ ] a Bottle of Vodka
[ ] a Bowl of Jell-O [ ] a Cigar
[ ] a Cigarette [ ] a Cola
[ ] a Hamburger [ ] a Happy Meal
[ ] a Hollow Cat [ ] a Hot Dog
[ ] a Kebab Tray and Chips
[ ] Mike McVey's Head On a Stick
[ ] a Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
the Lightest of Olive Oils
[ ] a Pizza [ ] a Rum &
Blackcurrant
[ ] a Salad [ ] a Sandwich
[ ] Some Cold Soapy Frogs
[ ] Some Penguins [ ] Some Prune Juice
[ ] Some Stuffed Grape Leaves
[ ] Some Wet Stuff (TM) [ ] Some Whipped Cream
[ ] Some Whipped Cream And a Box of Big Feather
Dusters
[ ] a Taco [ ] a
Teletubbie
Carcass
[ ] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa Butter
And Send It To My Room
[ ] a Walrus [ ] a Whore
[ ] Other:
[X] Get over it
[X] Get used to being mocked
[ ] Get used to being [ ] verbally and/or [ ] physically abused
[ ] Get used to being the News group Idiot
[ ] Give up your Internet\Usenet access
[ ] Give your computer to charity
[X] Give your internal organs to charity
[ ] Give your internal organs to charity before you're done with them
[ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
[ ] Find a therapist to replace the one that committed suicide after
listening to your shit
[ ] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Go to the White House and attempt to kill:
[ ] The President [ ] His wife
[ ] His pet [ ] The First Intern
[ ] Other:
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Lead by example
[ ] Learn to count above 10 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to count above 5 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to pee straight
[ ] Learn to pee
[ ] Learn to use the 'kill' command to eliminate erroneous posts
[ ] Learn to walk only with your rear paws
[ ] Lick an exposed, live wire
[X] 'Lurk' without posting for a few days to learn the forum of a group
[ ] 'Lurk' for the rest of your natural life
[ ] No longer contribute to this newsgroup/mailing list
[X] No longer contribute to any newsgroup/mailing list
[X] No longer contribute to the gene pool
[ ] Don't attempt to evolve to the point where you *could* contribute
to the gene pool
[ ] Pack your computer and send it to me
[ ] Poke your eye out with a stick
[ ] Poke your eye in with a stick
[ ] Post only to alt.dev.null
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[X] Read the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) list for the group
[ ] At least read the weekly FAQ!
[ ] Recall that there are academic and commercial users on the net
[ ] Recall that there are other users on the net
[X] Re-install what ever failed mental operating system you are
currently running on
[ ] Relinquish your right to procreate
[ ] Remember that not all news readers are threaded
[ ] Remember that the Internet is multinational
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from your arse
[ ] Selectively respond to threads after reading all new messages in
that thread
[ ] Serve as the "Choose Abortion!" poster child
[ ] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[ ] Spam the same news groups with your home address and phone number
[ ] Stop masturbating for a [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year [ ] the rest
of your natural life
[ ] Stop molesting corpses
[ ] Start molesting corpses (you obviously need an out let for all that
pent
up sexual frustration, and cadavers hopefully provide the least
likely
avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Stop molesting livestock
[ ] Stop allowing yourself to be molested by livestock
[ ] Start molesting livestock (you obviously need an out let for all
that
pent up sexual frustration, and livestock provides the least likely
avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Stop molesting your nephews
[ ] Stop molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[ ] Start molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[X] Stop volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Start volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Visit a militant lesbian bar and attempt to pick up the "chics"
[X] Voluntarily apologize in a brief post
[ ] Voluntarily break down into tears and apologize in a brief post;
then we'll put you out of your misery
[X] Wait at least two hours before responding to another post
[X] Look into the possibility of (below) for the above problems
[ ] 9mm Migraine [X] Brain surgery
[ ] Castration [ ] Chemical castration
[ ] Castration with two bricks
[X] Castration by a Singapore whore
[ ] Castration by dull axe
[ ] Castration by other:
[ ] Electroshock therapy [ ] Enema
[ ] Head Swap Operation With a Chihuahua
[ ] Intensive negative reinforcement
[ ] Medication [ ] Prefrontal lobotomy
[ ] Psychotherapy [ ] Rectal Electrocution
[ ] Sever head injury(ies) [ ] Sever tire damage
[ ] Total lobotomy [ ] Vaseline
[ ] Other:
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] Allow me to rip off your arm and beat you to death with it
[ ] Ask Jesus if you need more insurance
[ ] Being raped by a branding iron is too good for you
[X] Being raped by a rabid gorilla, on steroids and Viagra, is too
good for you
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Both hands on the keyboard, Sparky
[ ] Die and burn in hell
[ ] Burn in hell first
[ ] Don't do it ever again please
[ ] Do it again and I'll axe you to death
[X] Do it again and I'll chop off your fingers, gnaw your
skull and dance naked on your sticky bones
[X] Do it again and I'll rip out your eyeballs and use the
optic nerve for dental floss
[X] Even the Scientologists won't take you
[ ] Fuck off and die
[ ] Don't bother to fuck off, we want you to die NOW
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Don't even bother trying to get fucked...
[ ] Go AOL!!
[ ] Go fuck yourself using a lightning rod for a dildo during a raging
thunderstorm
[X] Go get a lighter and check if there's gas in the car
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Here is 5в. Get a clue.
[X] If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate
[X] If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change
[ ] If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean
[ ] If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
[ ] I got two words for ya!
[ ] Blow Me [ ] Get Bent [ ] Get Fucked
[ ] Die Bitch [ ] Go Away [ ] Go Farther
[ ] Kill Yourself [ ] Suck It!
[X] It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other sperm
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Learn to post or shut up and fuck off
[ ] Look up the word, "asexual"
[ ] Tatoo the word "asexual" onto your member
[ ] Nature abhors a vacuum, how it tolerates your head is a good
question
[ ] Never post again
[ ] One-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests
[X] Plonk
[X] Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled
[ ] Stop peeing in the gene pool
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming
[ ] There's the bell, little girl, recess is over
[ ] The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
[ ] Try to bite your ear
[ ] Try to bite your nose
[ ] Where's my [ ] Beer [ ] Bottle of Vodka
[ ] Bowl of Jell-O [ ] Cigar
[ ] Cigarette [ ] Cola
[ ] Cold Soapy Frogs [ ] Food For BAZ!
[ ] Hamburger [ ] Happy Meal
[ ] Hollow Cat [ ] Hot Dog
[ ] Kebab Tray and Chips
[ ] Mike McVey Head On a Stick
[ ] Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
the Lightest of Olive Oils
[ ] Pizza [ ]
Penguins
[ ] Prune Juice [ ] Rum &
Blackcurrant
[ ] Salad [ ] Sandwich
[ ] Stuffed Grape Leaves
[ ] Taco [ ]
Teletubbie
Carcass
[ ] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa
Butter
[ ] Walrus [ ] Wet
Stuff
(TM)
[ ] Whipped Cream
[ ] Whipped Cream And a Box of Big Feather
Dusters
[ ] Whore [ ] Yet More
Food
For
BAZ!
[ ] Other:
[ ] With that few teeth, it's a wonder you haven't won the
lottery yet.
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] You are a gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus
[ ] You are bright as Alaska in December
[ ] You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer
[ ] You are one neuron short of a synapse
[ ] You are possibly the most annoying person currently alive
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You are so dense, light bends around you
[X] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You fell out of the family tree
[ ] You have a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all
together
[ ] You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
[ ] You have a photographic memory, but with the lens cover is glued on
[ ] You have two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[ ] If you can find said penis, bite it off
[ ] You prove that if you broke a body down to it's basic components, it
would be worth $1.82
[ ] You're going to be on a lot of lists -- they're called
[X] Killfiles [ ] Hit lists [ ] Endangered species
[ ] Known species of bacteria
[ ] Known forms of STDs
[ ] Wanted lists for the GNL Gestapo
[ ] Other
[ ] You're the reason why abortions are legal
[X] Your IQ does not exceed your rectal temperature (in Celsius)
[ ] Your IQ does not exceed you shoe size
[ ] Your mere existance is a convincing argument for eugenics
[ ] Your mother cleans the teeth of people who suck cocks in Hell
[ ] Your mother wears army boots
[ ] You were left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
Please save this message and review it occasionally to determine your
progress toward being;
[ ] A useful member of Internet society
[X] A less annoying member of Internet society
[ ] A human being
[ ] A fully-functional human being
[ ] A member of the animal kingdom
[X] A pathetic, worthless excuse for a complete and utter moron
[ ] A prime candidate for natural de-selection
[ ] A tolerable poster
[ ] A vertebrate
[ ] Biological matter
[ ] Integrated into humanity
[ ] Re-integrated into the wild
[ ] Worthy of converting O2 to CO2
[ ] Other:
T R E E W O R D S :
U S E
Y O U R
B R A I N !
**end flame**end flame**end flame**
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--
"Einstien knew nothing!"
Dani <Da...@tira.de> wrote in message news:7r599f$3c8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> after lurking arround for 8-9 months and having seen a lot of scum,
> that was to much !
>
>
> [Mark those which apply. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.]
>
> Dear:
> [X] Sir [ ] Madam
> [ ] AOLer
> > [ ] Re-integrated into the wild
> [ ] Worthy of converting O2 to CO2
> [ ] Other:
>
><mega snip!>